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i-am-not-your-little-princess · 1 year

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Toilet Humor

This is set in the same universe as my previous Christmas post.

Mirabel unknowingly gets Agustín out of a speeding ticket on their way home. Three year olds are hilarious😂

Agustín, pulling over to the side of the road: Crap, crap, crap! Dios mío, Julieta is going to kill me!

Officer: Hello, sir. My name is officer Santiago. Do you know how fast you were going?

Agustín: Ahh, sí, I'm sorry, I apologize, we were just on our way home and I-

Mirabel: PAPÍ, I HAVE TO POOP!!

It seems Agustín is just as shocked as officer Santiago at his little daughter's very bold and very unannounced statement.

Officer Santiago, peering into the backseat: And who is this little one?

Agustín: That's Mirabel. She doesn't like to poop in public places. We're...we're working on it.

Officer Santiago: Ahh...

Mirabel: Hi! I'm Mirabel!

Officer Santiago: Mirabel? What a pretty name! And how old are you, Mirabel?

Mirabel: One...two...three...Three!!

Officer Santiago: Oh, wow, you're a big girl!

Agustín: Yeah...this one was a pretty big...surprise for us all. She still is, apparently.

Officer Santiago: Yeah, three year olds will do that for ya!

Mirabel: Papí, I really have to poop!

Officer Santiago: Okay, so I'm going to let you go, just please drive safe, and slow down.

Agustín: Of course, won't happen again! Have a good day!

Officer Santiago: You as well! Bye Mirabel!

Mirabel: Bye-bye!

Agustín turns in his seat before pulling the car away.

Agustín: Miraboo?

Mirabel: Sí, papí?

Agustín: Did you really have to go poop?

Mirabel: Well, I didn't have to THEN, but NOW I really, really do!

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this-is-ali · 11 months

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Be kind to everyone. You never know who is dealing with poop problems.

#did i write this because i'm currently dealing with poop problems and just want people to be nice to me whilst i suffer?#yes i did #and i don't care if that's tmi #poop problems are real and they suck and they aren't talked about enough #reminder #gentle reminder #friendly reminder #note to self #be kind #kindness #positivity #constipation #diarrhea #poop problems #💩#vent

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noahsresources · 10 months

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how would your muse describe mine? (positive associations)

send an emoji (and/or the description of them) to let them know! if it helps, think about finishing the following sentence from the perspective of your muse: "i think you're _____." (terms source)

🐹 [HAMSTER FACE] — adorable

🪵 [WOOD] — adventurous

😄 [GRINNING FACE WITH SMILING EYES] — agreeable

🤩 [FACE WITH STARRY EYES] — ambitious

🎨 [ARTIST PALETTE] — artistic

📓 [COMPOSITION NOTEBOOK] — attentive

☠️ [SKULL AND CROSSBONES] — bold

💪 [FLEXED BICEP] — brave

⭐️ [STAR] — bright

🫧 [BUBBLES] — bubbly

😶‍🌫️ [FACE IN CLOUDS] — calm

😶 [FACE WITHOUT MOUTH] — careful

☀️ [SUN] — charismatic

🧹 [BROOM] — clean

🖊️ [BALLPOINT PEN] — clever

❤️ [RED HEART] — compassionate

🧡 [ORANGE HEART] — confident

💛 [YELLOW HEART] — considerate

💚 [GREEN HEART] — cool

💙 [BLUE HEART] — cooperative

💜 [PURPLE HEART] — courageous

🖌️ [PAINTBRUSH] — crafty

🤔 [THINKING FACE] — curious

🐱 [CAT FACE] — cute

🏠 [HOUSE] — dedicated

⚓️ [ANCHOR] — dependable

🥇 [GOLD MEDAL] — determined

🌊 [WAVE] — eager

🐚 [SEASHELL] — easygoing

🎬 [CLAPPER BOARD] — encouraging

🌪️ [TORNADO] — energetic

🚗 [CAR] — experienced

🎟️ [ADMISSION TICKET] — fair

👗 [DRESS] — fashionable

🔥 [FIRE] — fiery

💋 [KISS MARK] — flirtatious

☺️ [SMILING FACE] — friendly

😎 [SMILING FACE WITH SUNGLASSES] — fun

💩 [PILE OF POOP] — funny

🎁 [PRESENT] — generous

💐 [BOUQUET] — gifted

👔 [SHIRT AND TIE] — handsome

😀 [GRINNING FACE] — happy

📞 [TELEPHONE RECEIVER] — hardworking

💞 [REVOLVING HEARTS] — helpful

💓 [BEATING HEART] — honest

☁️ [CLOUD] — imaginative

🏹 [BOW AND ARROW] — independent

🍼 [BABY BOTTLE] — innocent

🤓 [SMILING FACE WITH GLASSES] — inquisitive

🧐 [FACE WITH MONOCLE] — intelligent

🤪 [GOOFY FACE] — jovial

💝 [HEART WITH RIBBON] — kind

❓ [RED QUESTION MARK] — logical

💕 [TWO HEARTS] — loving

💍 [RING] — loyal

👞 [DRESS SHOE] — mature

🥼 [LAB COAT] — modest

🔮 [CRYSTAL BALL] — mysterious

🧼 [SOAP] — neat

🧑‍🏫 [TEACHER] — obedient

👀 [EYES] — observant

📖 [OPEN BOOK] — open

👍 [THUMBS UP] — optimistic

🎻 [VIOLIN] — passionate

⌛️ [HOURGLASS] — patient

🎱 [BILLIARDS] — perceptive

🐶 [DOG FACE] — playful

🙇 [PERSON BOWING] — polite

🏃 [RUNNER] — quick

🤫 [SHUSHING FACE] — quiet

📚 [BOOKS] — resourceful

💟 [HEART DECORATION] — respectful

🔖 [BOOKMARK] — responsible

🔬 [MICROSCOPE] — serious

🥰 [SMILING FACE WITH HEARTS] — sincere

👓 [GLASSES] — smart

👯 [DANCING PEOPLE] — sociable

🫶 [HEART HANDS] — supportive

🧁 [CUPCAKE] — sweet

🌈 [RAINBOW] — tactful

💃 [WOMAN DANCING] — talented

💬 [SPEECH BALLOON] — talkative

💭 [THOUGHT BALLOON] — thoughtful

🙏 [HANDS PRESSED TOGETHER] — tolerant

🎤 [MICROPHONE] — trusting

🐵 [MONKEY FACE] — unique

💰 [MONEY BAG] — unselfish

🎶 [MUSICAL NOTES] — upbeat

⛑️ [HELMET WITH WHITE CROSS] — vigilant

🌼 [FLOWER] — warm

🧓 [OLDER ADULT] — wise

#rp ask memes #rp ask meme #rp meme #rp memes #ask meme #ask memes #ask game #ask games #emoji meme #emoji memes #emoji ask games #emoji ask game #symbols #games #mine

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unashamedly-enthusiastic · 5 months

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pls give adhd tips that have worked for you 🤲

Oh I do not think we can say that ANY of the way I live this life is recommended, but:

✨ Attitude ✨

I blamed myself a lot for not 'bucking up' or "buckling down" or "just doing it"

It never improved anything and it makes me sad. I stopped doing that and I achieve the same about of shit but I'm happier

💩 Boring tasks 💩

It is simply not a choice between "get it done properly right now" and "get it done half arsed at a weird time while wearing a silly little hat, singing a silly little song and rewarding yourself with a silly little sticker"

Its either half arsed or it's not done, so I'm half arsing it. My apologies that your task is boring as shit, I did what I could to make it bearable and you'll be thankful that I did that (me to me about the dishes)

🔊 Sound 🔊

I have a bell in my keys so when I think 'do I have my keys tho' for the 50th time I can just shoggle my jacket and know they're in there

I set a 30min audiobook timer, I can tidy because I can't watch anything because someone's talking, when it ends I can guilt free stop or I can ego boost keep going, but doing it often enough means sometimes I finish BEFORE THE TIMER (unmatched smugness)

I sing the "got my (something) got my (that thing) got my (thiiiing)" song while pating important things like dog lead poop bags headphones before I leave the house

Work video conferencing filters out background music, you can just play tunes all day and it makes 'tell me when you can see my screen" silences bearable

🦄 One little thing 🦄

Every work day I set myself one task I WILL do today, it needs to be no more than 20mins with no pre work

No matter what happens that day I can take 15 and achieve one actual small useful thing and if I do I put a little "good job" sticker on my to do list notepad.

I am both the struggling student and the teacher cheering her on. I have the power to buy £1 unicorn rainbow motivational stickers and by God I will use that power to email Ken from statistics

#There is more #But this is getting very long #My sister got her adhd diagnosed #And I was like #Oh fuck babes #You are the normal one of the 3 of us #And she was like I KNOW #If she's got it I must be RIDDLED with it #Adhd #Adhd tips #I found my ask box!

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oscconfessions · 27 days

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🚫ERROR!🚫

🐐👑🏀Trophy is irreplaceable 🐐👑💖

i could never delete you Trophy! 💖🏆

💩If Trophy poops, i flush. 🚽

🙏If Trophy sneezes, i bless him. 🤧

👃If Trophy farts, i inhale. 💨

👀 When Trophy points, I look. 👉

🗣️When Trophy talks, i listen.👂

🧎‍♀️When Trophy commands, i obey. 👉

♾️If there are 1 million fans of Trophy, I am one of them. 🫵

✨If there are 1 thousand fans, I am apart of them. 🫡

☝If Trophy only had one fan, that is me. 😜

🔥If Trophy has no fans there is no ME. 🤑

.

#confession #/ii #/ii/trophy

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aleksa-sims · 2 months

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RL Story

Liam had a nice day with D. & me... I think? I mean... our cat was not really pleased about the short Baby-visit, but well, the little man survived it. 😬

An hour after we arrived home, I got a call back from my doc. He said my results were fine, my Baby's fine. I shouldn’t worry. So we went out with Liam. I played with him in a water puddle next to a kids playground. Under that water puddle was a..... small fountain into the ground. I thought it was off.

But that... water-thing turned on, just as I was standing in that puddle with Liam. Of course I got wet. Daniel couldn't stop laughing, but I admit, it was funny.

Once we were back home, I took off my wet clothes. Daniel head back down to the supermarket to buy groceries. Liam slowly got hungry. Our little stinky started to cry. I didn’t have time to go up to the bedroom to change, so I ran around in my underwear almost all day long. To prevent Liam from starving, I gave him half a banana while I prepared his baby food. Only 5 minutes later Daniel was back. I asked him to help me with Liam, so I could prepare our food. But Daniel, he.......wanted something else, me! He got horny. Just because I was in my underwear. I mean, I didn’t mind. I was glad he... liked me. Still, it was odd. This morning he got out of my way. He barely spoke to me, but now suddenly, he can’t keep his hands off me? And secondly, we were not alone! But Daniel didn’t care.

I washed my hands. I stood with my back to him. I thought D. grabbed a spoon to feed Liam, instead he grabbed me. He kissed my neck & touched me, I got goose bumps. I just let him go on for a moment... I could feel, that he wanted me. But Liam was hungry, so D. let go of me and went to our little stinky.

As I was preparing our meal, I thought about us, our situation. I wondered, if I should talk to him? Ask him, what was wrong with him this morning?.... However, I decided to... simply let things run their course. 🤷‍♀️

After dinner, everyone was full & happy. I looked at them all three. My horny husband, the hungry, dirty baby and our jealous cat. I couldn’t believe it! I actually managed to satisfy them all 3. Me, the only girl in the round. 😁 Okay, I’m honest, Daniel helped me.

Liam that little stinky got totally dirty while eating. But agh, who cares? The main thing he had fun and felt comfortable with us. Only Lucky, our Cat, seemed to have something against Liam’s cheerful, curious mood of discovery. The little one crawled through our apartment. He opened all our drawers he could reach.

He really enjoyed it, until Lucky came along and decided to push Liam. The little one rolled to the side, but he didn’t complain, looking for another quiet corner in our apartment to poop.💩

After Liam took a dump, he just fell asleep on the floor in his pooped diaper. 🤣Daniel and I didn’t get it right away. We were....... busy, but the smell of baby-shit forced me to let go of him. Also, maybe I should finally get dressed?

Anyway. I went back to the kitchen to check on Liam... Oh my, our stinky needs to take a bath. 🤢🤭

While Daniel was cleaning Liam, I went to get dressed. Now that I was no longer naked, I could help D., without him touching me all the time. Of course he was a bit disappointed, but still pretty horny. 🤨 As soon as Liam fell peacefully asleep, Daniel could finally........... vent a bit? 🤭

Ngl, I wanted him too. My hormones were partly responsible. I was pregnant and seeing Daniel with a Baby today, made him even more irresistible to me than usual. Besides, he's hot! Really hot and cute. We can also talk about our probs or the divorce tomorrow, yk? 😬Ugh, I didn’t want to divorce him. 😞💔

Previous/Next

#ts4 #sims 4 #sims 4 story #myrlgameplay #rl story #cw pregnancy #ts 4 story

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nightswithkookmin · 1 year

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Okay time out

I'm reading through the comments on my last post and some of yall are wilding in there losing the whole entire plot👁👄👁

Please watch your language. I don't want to make space for anyone's hate and vitriol towards anyone. If you've been in the Fandom for more than a month you'd know Kim Taehyung is not a bad person at all. He's not. A little nuts sure but bad???? Cmon now.

If you hate him or anyone in bts this is not the space for it.

What I want is to hold space for anyone who feels disillusioned and jaded by the whole vmin situation. In case that intention didn't come through lemme reiterate. WE DON'T HATE TAEHYUNG ON THIS CORNER OF THE INTERNET.

You can talk about being disillusioned with Jikook and how you think things are not the same with them and I'll make space for that. Similarly you can talk about vmin or any ship for that matter and express your opinions about their dynamic and I'll hold space for that.

But please don't hate on nobody😔

Vmin have one of the best enviable friendships in all of Kpop. We love to see that sort of genuine love. It's healing, it's beautiful. Love in and of itself is a beautiful thing and we love to celebrate that.

And for me it's really hard to think of Kim Taehyung, the guy who threw a producer under the bus for preventing him from featuring Jimin on his song because he thought it was gay, same guy who saves fan art and recommends them to Jimin- there is a trail of moon on JMs back all thanks to Tae, when Jimin dropped Vibe he shared it to his story, he liked the post, he was commenting and interacting on JMs posts- when JK was silent as well. He even said he had saves a video of JM he was going to post on Jms birthday!

How is this person then a bad person at all. I don't understand. Can we talk about this one mishap without rubbishing and invalidating all the love effort and consideration he's shown towards Jimin up until now?

Do I think he could have done more to support JM, I do. Simply because he's done it in the past. He stayed up with us to watch Vibe when it dropped!

I'm just mad at him for staying quiet and leaving fans to do all the heavy lifting when he, JK, Suga are one of the biggest PJMs on earth. I'm hurt, I'm disappointed, and yes I'm crying my eyes out over here cos everything that has happened over JMs release overwhelms me.

Or maybe I'm too much of a romantic and I keep wandering back to moments of JM running to him and comforting him and promising he'll take responsibility for him. I keep wandering back to them talking about how much they protected eachother from bullies and I hoped he would lead the chorus and stand up for Jimin this time around too.

vmin are not perfect. They have their issues. But they also have one of the best relationship dynamics in kpop. Yet I feel I can't even vent out the frustration I feel over this, over the gradual decline of their ship, Bangtan friendship, or even express my insecurities over vmin without being overly cautious so as not to enable their antis and it's so frustrating.

We can't tell them how to love eachother. We can't do that. And there's always a possibility they know something we do not know. He's closer to JM than you and I. For all you know, he isn't even aware how these things affect his own fans who support him with Jimin.

This is something Jimin is constantly aware of and is good at- self awareness- but when it comes to Jungkook and Taehyung not so much.

Now if you'll excuse me I need to go back to pouting cos Tae sucks. He can step on leggos

I'm open to hearing theories about why you think he didn't say anything about Face.

No, it's not because he hates Jimin 🤺

Do you think it's because JM chose JK to do letters with and not him?🤔

Jk didn't say anything bout Vibe either and when he decided to sing that song he only knew JMs part💀🤧

Either way, he needs to make this right else I'm sending poop emojis on his next live💩

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disgurrr · 2 months

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15 Questions

Tagged by the lovely @thesweetnessofspring

are you named after anyone?

Yes! I’m named after a famous Mexican icon named Maria Felix. She was a beautiful , talented actress, known for her style and beauty.

when was the last time you cried?

Today lol I can’t help but cry. It’s a problem, but I’ve gotten better.

do you have kids?

No.

what sports do you play/have you played?

Yes, when I was younger. In middle and high school. But not anymore. Soccer and gymnastics.

Do you use sarcasm?

Yes. A lot . I’m such a sarcastic little shit.

what's the first thing you notice about other people?

Their smile, or if they don’t smile. Something about how one smiles, or not is telling for me. Idk why.

what is your eye color?

Poop color 💩 but they are kinda light so ..

Scary movies or happy endings

Scary movies, idk I like to scare myself. But a happy ending is nice too. So both?

any talents?

I think I’m able to grasp a complicated concept pretty well, and quickly too.

where were you born?

Mexico!

What are your hobbies?

Reading, and going on Reddit and tiktok. I love Reddit. And talking about various topics.

do you have any pets?

No :(

how tall are you?

5’4

favorite subject in school?

I loved Psychology. So interesting .

dream job?

Becoming an attorney that advocates for women rights. I’m a huge feminist .

This was loads of fun!! Thanks!

Tagging: @waywardangel-wilds @tetheredfeathers

#tag game

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bookishtheaterlover7 · 3 months

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👸- I'm breaking my rule of not talking about them for a hot second. I know this is lengthy, but I have a lot to say about how they are trying to drum up media by using fans.

It just occured to me we, the fans whoever is left, were used again. They saw pur comments about not giving them attention and adjusted thier strategy.

We all saw the photos discusses for maybe 180 minutes and then moved on. We all know they gave us what we all said last tine was missing/odd down to her out of place (we assume cause no one could actually see the dress) outfit and ridiculous heels to a "loving" hand hold flashing the ring.

But we all went theres a picture of before a possible kiss and after a possible kiss. But somehow they missed the money shot which many of us saw as in they didnt or whatever. Then we moved on to other topics and Then 24 hours later we get a video with 2 kisses and the video of said walking out.

THE PICTURE AND VIDEO OF THE KISS WAS HELD DELIBERTLY.

They did this deliberately to make sure fans talk about them for longer. Otherwise the picture of the kiss would have been released with all the others.

They did this because fans said that they arent going to give them and the poop show attention so it can go away faster. So what do thier teams do? Split up the relases. Usually outlets would have both whoever the pics were sold too usually gers the video but regardless the video is usually released at the same time.

And robert patterson who isnt media shy with his significant other went out the back to try and leave privately while the couple that says they are private didn't find a private way to leave.

chris and ebola waited infront of the glass in a weird position then give us those two very loving kisses. (I hope you all can detect my tone here)

We all saw her smirk and Chris' other language fans know so well. And if his body language starts changing again we will know it's because we all discussed it and the lurkers saw. If his body language doesnt change, that's a point in the win collum of it bejng true. Go ship. So congratulations, we all believe it is now true love!

The truth is no amount of papwalks can convince us anything other than someone seriously is holding something over Chris because I dont see any other reason why he's being forced to change to sell it. Its one thing to show up places, but having them try and act more like a couple from him is also another sign that its a sham. We have what 2 years' worth of videos to watch how they interact to compare to, so stop trying to give notes it makes everyone looks worse.

Real couples don't change what they wear and how they hold hands and act based on what fans say. Why because its idotic to do so no one wants to pretend to be aomeone they're nkt and destroys relationships as you can be who you are. And while im assuming that was gunna be the break uo angle- blame it on the fans you can't this time. Why?

This time you can blame his fans because its not just his fans the gen public online isn't buying thany of this bull 💩. That is based on Instagram comments and website comments all which have been limited/turned off the ability to comment.

After Britney Spears being forced to say she's fine for media ( a totally diffrent aituation minus that she was forced to lie that she is ok) and after Will smith and Jada revealed theyve seen seperated for 6 years but pretend theyre together for media reasons, people don't believe a lot of what's 'saud' ??and they especially dont believe/m and questjjn Hollywood couples like they used to

I have been so proud of the fandom or rather what is left to getting rid of the lablels and limiting our discussions.

Regardless if its her pr team CAA's team who is not only Chris' (as they are invested and actually have a distribution type role (i forget the exact name) in her new movie i teams really just proved how fake everything is and that they are lurking otherwise why would everything we all said across milti platforms tumblr, instagram and lipstick queen was suddenly included in this walk.

Do you want us to be convinced it's really a real relationship and they are just in the media to drum up press for thier releases?

(She had a movie that opened 2 days ago over seas)

Do you want to prove they are a real couple?

Then don't release ANYTHING for the next 2 months. No pap walks no reels no photos no stories, no magazine or website blurbs or sources, and no photos carousel of even Dodger. Her movies is released in 2 more places one in the end of January. The other was supposed to be in February but when I just checked the date was removed. Othwewise I expect to see another dog and pony show on or around January 27th.

If we get nothing for two months including Valentine’s day and this included blurbs in mags/online or "sources". Putting nothing out there it will go a long way to convince people that they are a private couple and they are together.

If not and we get one as planned on or around the 27th....

The truth is that her career is a non starter in the usa/north america. Not everyone makes it here- we all have seen way too much of her and since that didnt get any media coverage of that scandle nothing will really get her talken about minus 1 thing:

a REAL break up article

His career is close to being the same. We all see how Chris looks and the diffrent man he is now. Some are still holding out hope that well once again see the man who tweeted if you hang out with racists you are a racist even a charity wants nothing to do with him and he did do a lot for them, we all see that and that. That's why chris' career will dissapear or be on the c or d list as the man who used to be thst superhwro guy. My Point is:

IF YOU CONTINUE TO USE FANS LIKE THIS he won't have a career to go back to and all you press agents will be dropped because he wont have mkney to spend on people.. people who helped his career go down in flames. The only way he'll really be talked about for more thsn 300 minutes is if there is a break up article with truths

Otherwise we'll see you both again at the end of January and Chris will be told to adjust/change what he did wrong.... at least hollywoof knows he can take direction... we'll see the photos first sent to obscure blogs/accounts, then an outlet and then apprently video follows the photos now because you are all THAT desperate

P.S. it's a great choice to have him get makeup done makeup job on He looks a lot healthier (no one is buying that he actually changed that much in such a small amount of time is he wearing the new Prada or Dior foundation?)

No need for me to add anything else... 👸 said her peace, and damn is it everything and beautiful!

#👸 asks #An🫶n asks #booky reacts #booky answers #chris evans #chris evans fandom #alba baptista #chris and alba pr #still not buying this bullshit!#📣📣📣📣📣

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the-90s-music-colosseum · 5 months

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The final tiers of the iceberg (tbh the whole thing) are wild but what really stuck out to me was the poop tooth, heroin shampoo and gangster Ian Curtis/Kurt Cobain because of how little context all 3 had compared to the other entries

Like did an anon brush their teeth with shit or was it a musician????? Is it about storing drugs in shampoo????? DID JOY DIVISION AND NIRVANA BECOME MAFIA GANGS WHEN PEOPLE DIDN'T LIKE THE NEW ALBUMS?????????

Whoo boy *cracks knuckles* these are a doozy. Blog lore time!

Poop tooth: Surprisingly, nothing to do with brushing. One day I received an ask simply saying "💩🦷" and I demanded to know the context. Turns out, it was in reference to an incident involving Damon Albarn, his accidentally swallowed gold tooth, and his... uhm... not very hygienic method of retrieving it.

Heroin shampoo: This one began when one anon talked about how grunge musicians should drop their hair care routines, followed by another anon saying that clearly the secret to grunge musician hair was heroin, followed by yet another anon deciding to start a heroin shampoo business. Could be profitable ngl

Gangster Ian Curtis/Kurt Cobain: Probably the weirdest of the bunch, this was a topic that came up when we were discussing dreams about 90s musicians; apparently this was a REAL crack fic they read somewhere (but has been lost to the interwebs) about Ian Curtis, Kurt Cobain, Billie Joe Armstrong (iirc?) and a bunch of other musicians in a gangster setting.

#most attractive 90s musician #asks #blog lore

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nannymcpee · 2 years

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🎶 let’s talk about poop baby, let’s talk about poop and me, let’s talk about all the good things and the bad things, let’s talk about poop 🎶

Ok I lied… there’s no bad things. I love it all!!! The cute little poopie faces and grunts and squeaks, the surprise little trumpets, the crinkle as it hits the nappy, the bump protruding from those cute padded bottoms, the warm squidge in my hand (or on my lap if I’m lucky enough), the sweet, rich smell mixed with baby power and sometimes stale pee……all leading up to the nappy change *dreamy sigh*…… I ask you what’s not to love???!!!

💩💩💩

#age regression #ab/dl community #caregiver #messy nappy #poopies

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sturdy-nerdy-stitchery · 1 year

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Now, don't judge the video until you watch to the very end.

I'm going to clarify if you things because I'm not posting the clarification video until later. But, this was after school drop off and I had to do a return on an impulse purchase I made thanks to ADHD.

And I get into Target and walk to the return counter. The lady at the counter was very lovely until, the screenshot start. So, pause the video and read the two screenshots.

It took me a couple minutes or so to get over the audacity. I was still going WTAF?! And, I knew for a fact that if I talked to a manager, I'd be stumbling over my words or looking like a deer in headlights and so, I needed to get my brain to square up.

But this part is legit and no lie. When I finally felt like I was going to be ready to find a manager, my stomach was not ready. It bubbled. I knew I had to poop, and I had to 💩 urgently.

There really was no way I was going to be able to hold it in and find a manager, and talk to them.

So, I rushed home so I wouldn't have to 💩 in a public restroom. So, I do intend to go back to Target. I do intend to find a manager and show him the screenshots and bring it up. Either this evening after my child's doctor appointment, or tomorrow after school drop off.

Because it's not okay to push religion on someone. And it's not okay to judge someone's religious stance just based on what they're wearing. I mean, what if I only bought this hoodie just because I like goats and legit had no idea who baphomet was?

I will however, be considerate and change my hoodie before I pick my child up from school. As well as when I take her to the doctor's appointment after. Plus, it's 70° f and a bit too hot to wear this hoodie anyway.

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aleksa-sims · 26 days

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RL Story

CW: violence mention

Ana bought a car (lease or Instalment). It was her first car. I was happy for my baby sis. We went to Sandra. Ana wanted to see what I did with Sandra's Apartment. After a short apartment tour, Sandra and I annoyed Ana a bit? It was about Philip. S. & I didn’t understand what went on between Ana & Philip this summer?? Ana suddenly wants to help Philip get custody back for Anabelle. Sure, P. is our friend and we'll help him! But Ana wanted to lie for Philip in court, by pretending to be his permanent partner/girlfriend.

First, this is punishable! And secondly, Ana has to change her main residence officially, because the judge will check this. Why is she doig this for Philp, if she isn't with him?? It's not easy to talk to Ana about such topics like... relationships. She's not really the type to show her cards, - especially when it comes to men. She remained stubborn as always. Anyway, I need to talk to Philip about all this. I just don’t want my sister to get hurt by him.

After a while, the doorbell rang at Sandra’s door. Her neighbor, that.... psycho, Dario came by. At that point, we all didn’t know how dangerous this guy was. He was a loose cannon. Only the scar on his face actually revealed it. He said his ex tried to kill him in his sleep. That was a lie! His ex was just fighting back, he wanted to kill her. This girl will warn Sandra about him in a few months. But S. didn’t believe her at first. She was blinded by love. And tbh, I also liked him. He treated Sandra so sweet. I was happy for her! But he deceived us all.

Except Ana! She didn’t trust him from the beginning. Ana was afraid of him without being able to justify it properly, which is why Sandra and I didn't take her seriously. 🤦‍♀️ That's why Ana was really mad at us. There'll be stress between Ana & Sandra, because of that. 🙁

Dario: I didn’t mean to disturb you girls, but good that Aleksa is here. I got a little favour I'd like to ask you, A.

Me: Sure! 🤷‍♀️

Dario: I was actually hoping that you could baby-sit Liam this weekend? I wanna ask Sandra out. Just me & her.

Sandra: A date?? 🥰

Dario: Well, it’s about time, isn’t it?... I like you S. I-... really like you.

Me: Aww... No prob S.! I don't mind a weekend with little stinky.

Liam: 💩 🥵... 😬(poops)

Sandra: I’d love to go on a date with you. But.... Dominick’s funeral 🙁 ... I’m not sure yet-

Me: I’ll call Daniel to ask for the exact date.

Dario: No! It's ok, we’ll wait until after the funeral.😕 Sorry I asked without thinking.

Sandra: Thank you. He was my friend, yk? 😳😥

Ana: Agh, c'mon A.! Let's fucking go!! 😒

Me: Chill Ana!😒 ... Um, if you need me, S., just call me.

Sandra: Sure babes. We'll talk tomorrow... So long, Ana!

Ana: Peace out, weirdos.

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#ts4 #sims 4 #sims 4 story #rl story #ts 4 story #myrlgameplay #simself #tw violence mention #sandra's last chapter

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butmakeitgayblog · 1 year

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im lowkey jealous of you green/blue/etc eyes people🥴 like y'all have these chameleon eyes while us dark browns are like always constipated poop color 💩💩💩 unless the sun is really bright then it's less constipated poop color

Hey now that's not true at all, brown eyes are beautiful. And no, not just the light colored ones, I'm talking deep browns that remind me of the woods at night. Earthy rich browns. Sometimes so dark you can barely see the pupil inside because they just become these mesmerizing pools that draw you in, like you're looking straight down from atop a bottomless cliff. Brown eyes can be so magnetizing and beautiful and you're right, they don't get the love they deserve, but not because they're not pretty or deserving of it, society just has a very fucked up and - lbh here - deeply inherently racist infused idealism of what constitutes as "meeting beauty standards". But it's all bullshit, and facts are brown eyes are just as beautiful as any other eye color in their own special way

#anon

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paleflower · 8 months

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A while ago I voiced my frustration with my toddlers language development and a lot of people told me to wait and see and continue to talk and read a lot to him. Here is a little update on what's happened since then.

He learned like two or three new words since then. The most recent one being "hot". Most of the time it's when we go out and the sun is burning I say "it's hot!" and he will repeat "hot". Actually he does not say "hot", because in German the word is "heiß" and he says "hei", but I know what he means because he always uses it in the correct context. Which confuses me a bit. I've been told that toddlers will learn mostly nouns first. So I expected him to idk repeat/say the names of favorite toys or places, but he chooses "hot"... Idk it just confuses me a bit.

Here is a list (not a long one) of all the words he is currently using:

- Mama (very rarely Papa)

- Da (meaning "there" in German, he uses it for questions as well as exclamations!)

- Ei (meaning "Egg" in German, used rarely but always in correct context)

- Kacka ("poop" in German... he loves this one 💩)

- hei/heiß (meaning "hot" in German)

He used to say our cats name, but stopped doing it. He also used the words for car, tractor and the name of his older half-brother once, but then never again. I feel like he just doesn't see a need or a benefit from talking yet... Sometimes when something funny happens like me shouting "ewww disgusting" he will repeat "eww" and laugh a lot while doing so, but that's about it. 😅

I feel like he is getting closer to more talking, but still waaaay behind other kids his age that I've seen and that he is playing with sometimes. I know. I know I shouldn't compare, but it's hard not to when you see other toddlers in your friend group born only a few days apart that are already voicing their thoughts and wishes with so many different words (apple, car, dog, cat, up, here, this, hello, byebye, etc etc) and all my son is saying all the damn time is "daaa!" 😅

#motherhood #toddler #toddler mom #toddler milestone #learning to talk

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