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infjpaladin · 1 year

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Just for humor 🤣🤣

Taken from INFJ Refuge on facebook.

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memequeen-official · 1 year

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homosexualfairy · 3 months

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#There is never enough room in the kitchen. The other person always gets in my way #lol #memes #funny #humor #haha #meme

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mort-c · 27 days

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(via "Kinda Emotional Kinda Emotionless" Magnet for Sale by MortCat)

#findyourthing #redbubble #anxiety shirt #emotional #emotionless #personality humor #mood disorder #emotional duality #mixed emotions #depressed

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and-corn · 6 months

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it’s BASKING time babyy!!!

(part 4 of this comic)

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hachama · 11 months

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Favorite part of seeing a new doctor: when they ask about birth control

Doctor: Sexually active?

Me: I'm over 35 and have a toddler, so we'll say yes but it's really more of an aspirational thing.

D: Hormonal birth control?

M: No.

D: Are you trying to get pregnant?

M: Ha, no, once was more than enough.

D: Barrier method?

M: Just the aforementioned toddler, so no.

D: If you don't want to get pregnant, you really should be using some form of birth control.

M: Oh, I am. I find that the absence of fallopian tubes is extremely effective.

D: o___o checks my record Oh. Right.

M: >:-}

#reproductive health #medical stuff #personal #find the humor

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toastbutteregg · 1 year

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this reminds me of a real life friend messaging me on discord saying a tumblr user named "beyoncescock" is using my photo and i did not know how to respond

#memes #dank memes #relatable #relatable memes #twitter #twitter memes #beyoncescock #humor #funny #funny memes #personal

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guinevereslancelot · 2 years

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all the best badass male fantasy heroes aren't cool bc they have a magic sword and an cool backstory btw. aragorn and geralt of rivia would be nothing if they weren't also, fundamentally, horse girls

#im right #all the best fantasy men are horse girls #aragorn and geralt of rivia are unrivaled for this #lotr #this witcher #this has been a shitpost #humor #@ the person who tagged hiccup from hotd you are so right he is literally a horse girl as well #honorable mention to arthur morgan based on the amount of ppl tagging him despite being in a dif genre. horse girl man transcends fantasy

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memequeen-official · 1 year

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heartless-aro · 10 months

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Being aromantic doesn’t make me evil and unfeeling. I’m evil and unfeeling for completely different reasons

#aro #aromantic #aro humor #this is about being personality disordered but it is also about every single time i have had to wake up a sleeping cat so i could move

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defiantcripple · 12 days

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Me when my able-bodied friends walk too fast

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incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes · 1 month

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After James came out

Euphemia: Careful, the plate is hot.

James: Don't worry, I'm attracted to pans, not plates.

Euphemia: 😑

Sirius: 🤦

Fleamont: 😆 [is really proud of his son's stupid dad joke]

#Fleamont has the vibe of the person whose sense of humor is mostly dad jokes #marauders #incorrect marauders and co quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #james potter #sirius black #euphemia potter #fleamont potter #potter family #pansexual james potter #source: twitter

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keniaku · 8 months

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(hits your ancient sorcerers with the teenage beam)

#kenjaku #tengen #ryomen sukuna #uraume #jujutsu kaisen #sukuna #jjk #jjk spoilers #<- i guess????#this is an excuse to draw kenny as a loser teen bc i feel like they took a bit to grow into the kinda charming person they are rn #their basic sense of humor never changed though #my comics #thumb tengen #<- BC THIS IS MY JJK TENGEN TAG ''TENGEN'' IS FOR KNY TENGEN... MAYBE I SHOULD CHANGE IT TO UZUI #artsy pastry

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londonskies · 7 months

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#funny #funny memes #dark humor #meme #dank memes #my 2 personalities #god complex vs low self esteem

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puppetmaster13u · 3 months

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Prompt 195

“Oh. It’s you.”

The entity that had been summoned practically growled, a cloak like swirling galaxies- or was it swirling galaxies molded into a cloak- shimmering around their form. One pair of arms crossed over a chest where a star pulsed with the heartbeat of universes, alive yet dying as lazarus green eyes glowered down at the league and bats alike.

“You know you could, fucking call, right?” they whined, aura of terror suddenly broken, unnatural fear torn away and leaving all of them wrong-footed and confused.

Well, apparently all of them except for Ras, who had an honest to fuck grin on his face, one that looks almost carefree, if a little feral. Nope. No thanks. Not this timeline-

“But phones didn’t exist last we spoke, ya ‘amar.”

#Dcxdp #Dpxdc #Prompts #Danny got sent to the past by Clockwork for a vacation/training the first time he met Ras #They became rivals of sorts and just kept meeting up #Did they maybe fall in love as well? No one knows but them #On the other hand Ras did get his main Lazarus Pit as a wedding gift #and both Ellie & Dan were half raised like weird siblings/cousins to Ras’ kids #do with that as you will #Fellas is it gay to call your eternal rival your moon?#Ras for once wasn’t doing anything evil- though he’s a horrible person #A good dad yeah but a good person? Eh Danny has gotten used to it and finds him hilarious #They have matching death humor to their past teachers’ dismay and horror #They’ve gotten divorced seven separate times and gotten married three #Depends on the century #half of the time it was either done drunk or for tax benefits

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mamamangaka · 3 months

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Vaggie: so what’s your favorite thing about Angel?

Husk: hm? oh, his personality

Vaggie: the truth, Husk.

Husk: bitch?! It is?! Okay fine, how about his smile?

Vaggie: *scoffs* corny ass liar

Husk: …

Vaggie: …

Husk: ….legs

Vaggie: thereeee ya go

#hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #crackscript #huskerdust #chaggie #Vaggie bullies Angel but bc she loves him #husk actually does love his smile and personality too but let’s face it #L E G S 👁️👁️#Angel dust #Vaggie #Husker #Charlie Morningstar #humor #vivziepop

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