I love how the AITA submission specifies "a dozen people", therefore making it nearly impossible to tell whose side the op is on
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Today in improv class I told the kids to act like Miss Piggy and for some reason like half of them forgot who Miss Piggy is and they started crawling around and oinking.
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If the last digit of the notes when you see this is 0, vote option A. If it’s 1 or 2, vote option B. If it’s 3, 4, or 5, vote option C. If it’s 6, 7, 8, or 9, vote option D.
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giving myself writer's motion sickness by pendulum-ing between two wips (my very academic EPQ in which I analyse two medicines' effects on primary dysmenorrhoea, vs, invariably, gay fanfiction)
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I greatly enjoy that concernedape did not address in the 1.6 update grandpa’s shitty bed in the intro. They said let that old man ROT!! I did that on purpose!!!
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Being jurgen leitner the day that gerry almost killed him was probably really surreal. Imagine you’re minding your business, collecting fucked up books, and out of nowhere this goth guy covered in eye tattoos shows up and beats you half to death, then stops, goes, “no you’re too pathetic to be jurgen leitner” and leaves without further elaboration. And you dont correct him, you like being alive after all, and after that you just… continue with your life. And then several years later you tell this to some random guy in the tunnels you’ve been hiding in, and he not only knows who the goth was, but seems somewhat fond of the goth. And then you get brutal pipe murdered by the random guy’s boss. Oops
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????!?!?!?!!!! NO WORDS JUST JAW DROPPED 😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻✨✨✨✨💝💞
Jamil, Azul, Ace, and ESPECIALLY VIL Fans winning prosperously this April Fools WTFFFSJDGJSGKDGK
OH. SO WE'RE THE APRIL FOOLS JOKE HERE,,,, MINGLING PATHETICALLY WITH THESE RICH ASF PEOPLE WITH OUR BROKE ASF STATUS AS RAMSHACKLE PREFECT☠️☠️
ALSOOOO??1??@?@?@??#?#??## THE WAIST???? HIS HIPS????!!!!🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😩😩😩✨✨🛐🛐🛐
is shaftlands their fashionista country ☠️☠️??? I swearrrr anything that involves this place, they always serve so cunty with the drip marketing (LIKE THIS IS JUST GLOMAS ALL OVER AGAIN)
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Finally: The Official DBHC Etho Reference Sheet!
I had to clarify that the “current” look is for Season 9, because I’m not sure how or if he’ll change for s10 yet! The “current” version is essentially his updated “default” look! Thought I might mention also that “Back Around” on the loose timeline lineup at the bottom is a reference to a song on his playlist in which he takes some time away from everyone after re-deviating to re-remember and find himself <3
Side note: Etho wears his mask under his chin mostly just around bdubs, but he starts wearing it down more often around doc, tango, or others who are used to seeing the damage. More than anything else, he’s sure to keep it for protection purposes when he’s outside working, exploring, or anything else that isn’t just hanging and chatting with friends :]
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The best part about Gertie having a crush in Kristen is that she still hates fabian more. All the other bad kids are in the apiarist society, they all love her, she has a crush on Kristen. But Gertie hates Fabian so much that she makes her bees campaign for kipperlilly AND still makes out with kristen.
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Sam Is a Master Storyteller
I think the turning point in his head was when Matt said, hey TPK - new beginnings.
But that wasn't the clever part. He is SO GOOD at taking the tools given to him for the intended purpose of kneecapping people's hearts.
His core?? We introduced that before the fucking Red Moon beam. That was WAY back before they even met Plane Rider Rin (I believe??) One of the engineers was like oh you got this dangerous thing inside you.
And the clever move was ***EVERYONE FUCKING FORGOT ABOUT IT*** including Matt. That's how you hit people where it hurts. Always have something in the tank to blindside people with. And he held this behind his teeth with every smile. He fucking knew about this last hail mary bomb trapped in his chest. And he never said a fucking word to remind everyone - to let anyone brace themselves for this decision
And when he saw half the party go down - Orym, Ashton, with only Imogen, Fearne, Laudna, and Chet on their last legs... He knew it was time. It was time. And he blindsided everyone beautifully including the DM
Because he was a little Killer Robot. That bomb didn't kill his intended target a millenia or so ago. And instead, it becomes the prayer through which he saves his family.
He has become life, bringer of change.
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