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I can't find the 29th october smut writting from your kintober 2023 😭 can you link it here ? Thx
it’s because i haven’t written it
#💌 - love letters#secret admirer#i’m really trying not to be an asshole rn#but please anon#just use your brain for maybe 10 seconds#at most#or context clues#like the fraction at the bottom that shows how many fics i have completed
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oh shit you're a doctor?
sure am, it only took 7 years and most of my sanity
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there's no furbish word for dilf :( sad :(
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#fushiguro toji#toji#fanart#jjk fanart#i took this too seriously for what it is but in my defense#uh#i have no defense actually this is the most unhinged thing i think ive ever drawn#bows head in shame gomenasorry....#context ws talking 2 sam about my love of furby and long furby customization#and the free real estate that is fushiguro toji hit me like a truck#i have no clue if this has been done before sorry if it has sorry if it hasnt#i dont know if id be alarmed or proud if i was th first#i saw th art of toji with the very hungry caterpillar n was inspired also . took that ate it made it furby#speaking of furby this one Is sentient and yearns to Consume. toji actively hates it. he speaks furbish tho <3 bilingualism <3#uhhhhh in other news debut toji art !! :D this man's shirt is holding on for dear life jesus.#his waist is so small and for what......................
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The "I just pretended I belong here and no one has noticed so far that I'm not supposed to be here" fics are hysterical to me. If someone pretended to be my cousin and showed up in my house they would absolutely get my inattentive ass.
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a moment of self-reflection
#dw#doctor who#dwart#dw art#doctor who fanart#the master#dhawan!master#missy#delgado!master#gomez!master#roberts!master#crispy#anley!master#jacobi!master#my art#what is this? me posting DW art? woah#this was part of a two piece fanart but I lost every ounce of energy recently#just look at the context clues and imagine what happened eheheh
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DP is so funny because if I see a drawing of Danny with red eyes is that post-AGIT Dan or mind controlled Danny or Amorpho?? If I see fanart of Danny with long hair is it just that or is it genderbent Danny or is it an older Danielle design?? Danny with a cape could be a silly redesign or specifically Super Danny. If someone mentions “Phantom” they could mean any of at least 3 different characters.
There’s too many Dannys.
#danny phantom#dp#agit#dan phantom#dani phantom#this is a joke#usually context clues and proper tags make it easy#but like#you get my point#danny fenton
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"jason never wore pants as robin" WRONG he actually has a really silly-looking bright yellow winter costume that he shows up in One time ever. which is even funnier
#okay don't quote me on “one time ever” i haven't read All of his appearances#i'm using context clues#it's actually growing on me a little i'm ngl#batman (1940) annual 13#dc#dc comics#comics#batfam#jason todd#robin#jason todd robin#batman#bruce wayne
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Heelloohh! It kenat stop itching my brain so imma share it to everyone, Neighbor könig startling Y/n as y/n let out a questionable sound, and the following nights neighbor könig's he dreamt about that... Please powerfultenderness! THANK YOU!!!!!
🤭 Ooooh boy!!! König's dreams!
Gonna drop a Mature 18+ rating on this one because of those dreams!
König tried to say hi to you, but you ignored him, walking down to the mail room and humming to yourself. He followed you, about to speak up again when he noticed the white earbuds you were wearing. Ah! You couldn’t hear him! A wicked smile crossed his face as he dropped back a few steps while you blissfully continued on your way.
He waited until you had closed your mailbox, attention fully on sorting through the various letters in hand, before he pounced.
“Got you!” He shouted as quickly pulled you in his arms, lifting you in the air enough that your feet swung from the ground.
“Aieee!”
You squealed, mail flying through the air, and kicked your feet out at nothing. Your hands clasped down on his arms as you looked up and behind you to the laughing mad man.
“König! Let me down!”
Still laughing, and with his arms still around you, he set you back on the ground. “You should pay more attention!”
You rolled your eyes and popped your earbuds out and stuffed them in one of your pockets. “Stop laughing!”
Of course that only had him laughing harder, practically leaning on you to keep himself upright.
“König!” You whined and tried to wiggle out of his hold, not very successfully, the man had an iron grip (and chest!).
“Ok! Ok! Sit down, my little bunny.” He once again lifted you from the ground, not nearly as high in the air, and gently sat you down on the table that was pushed against the wall under the mailboxes.
For just a quick moment he was standing between your knees, your thighs spread wide just to accommodate him, and you let out a quiet gasp and whimper in that short moment. He stills, big warm hands grasping at your thighs and you panic. You quickly pull away from him and slap your hands over your face, “it’s not funny, König!” You whine and sniffle and-
“Shit! Are you crying?” He jerked away, as quickly as if he’d been burned and started to fret around you, unsure if he should touch you again.
“I’m sorry! I’m sorry!”
A sob racks your body and you hiccup and gasp for a breath.
“I’m sorry, my love! I’m so-” he was leaning down enough to peek at your face, still mostly hidden by your hands, enough to see that you were holding back a smile. “You’re laughing!!” He jumped back and pointed an accusatory finger at you!
You finally let go and dropped your hands from your face as you threw your head back in laughter. “Ahahhahahaha!!! That’s what you get for scaring me, you big jerk!”
You must have looked like two maniacs just sitting in the mail room laughing like crazy, but neither of you could care at the moment what any passerby would think of you.
He helped you gather your fallen mail, and grabbed his mail while he was there too, and the two of you still shaking in laughter, walked you back to your flat.
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Flowers. Pretty flowers that faded from sight as he nuzzled his face into the soft skin of your neck. “So beautiful.”
You gasped, arching into his touch and whimpering as he nibbled and lapped against your pulse point.
“König,” your arms were around his neck, hands clawing at the back of his shoulders like your life depended on him. Good, he growled as his lips traveled up your neck to your face, you needed him, he pressed his lips against yours, thrusting his tongue into your mouth. He needed you.
You squeezed your thighs around his waist and let out another erotic whimper. You pulled back from him, he tried to follow, but you gently pushed one hand against his chest to stop him. “König,” you whispered and glanced shyly away from him. He didn’t like that. He nudged your chin so you were looking at him again. “What?”
“Can I sit on your face?”
His eyes rolled back and he groaned, hips grinding into you. “Yes! God, yes! Please!”
He picked you up from the mail room table and turned around to set you on his bed, hands flying underneath the skirt of the pretty dress he bought you to pull down your panties, black lace finding a new home in his pocket.
Then he climbed on the bed, laying down while simultaneously pulling you, giggling the whole time, on top of him. You sat up, knees spread apart so that you were straddling his chest. He ran his hands up your thighs, pushing your skirt high against your waist, the fabric pooling down your center. “Come here,” he tried to get you to move higher on him, but you ignored him and leaned down instead.
You softly pressed your lips to his in a gentle kiss. “König.”
He gladly returned your kiss, but upon its natural conclusion he once again tried to entice you to move, just a little more.
“König.” You repeated with a breathy sigh.
“What?”
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“König!”
“WHAT!”
“Jesus, man! Wake up, it’s go time!”
“Fuck!” König shook the dream from his mind for now, focusing on the mission before him. But the second he had a moment of free time, his thoughts went back to that dream.
[More neighbor König]
#wybwtjmiadz#könig x reader#könig x fem reader#neighbor!könig#konig x reader#blurb#lmaooo even in his dreams!!!#when he called her my love in german#she didn't understand it.#she mostly uses context clues when he speaks german to understand him. and just assumes his nicknames are common friendly nicknames
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annie likes jeff who likes britta who likes troy who likes abed who likes movies and tv. it’s tv, it’s comfort, it’s a friend you’ve known so well and for so long you just let it be with you. i love you. i know. maybe all relationships are made up of logical inspectors and emotional constables, and we need both to make space and time a better place. she can make babies for me. and i can’t? what if abed wants to replace me? it makes me so angry and sad all at the same time. it has to be ok for it to have a bad day or phone in a day. i’m not even your sidekick, i’m your underkick. you’re never going to find another friend because nobody else will ever have my patience with you. if you have to make a decision, i say go with what makes you the happiest. i would face my fears to help you. make me proud, troy, be the first black man to make it to the end. for the first time in my long history of being locked inside things, i knew someone would come. troy will hold on until he is broken emotionally. fortunately, this will not be hard. you were out there somewhere and you weren’t looking for me? i don’t think the lava is here because you’re leaving, i think it’s here because i won’t let go. and it has to be ok for it to get on a boat with levar burton and never come back. because eventually, it all will.
#trobed#troy barnes#abed nadir#community#the romantic geometry clip puts everything into context and i just. bye 💔#what if i loved you to the point of insanity but you had no clue so you left and never came back
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is antipsych the 'official' term? I feel like that is and can be easily confused with "antipsychotic medication" which sometimes shares that abbreviation. Maybe psych-averse or con-psych or or even apsych would be more appropriate (or anything less likely to be mistaken really; doesn't have to be one of these)
this is really funny I'm very sorry. I didn't make up the term antipsychiatry; it has been in use for over one hundred years. antipsych is my abbreviation for my tag in my blog.
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these mfers look like they’re going to call you a foolish fool
#CONTEXT#THESE ARE IN GAME OUTFITS FOR RESIDENT EVIL CHARACTERS#THEYRE DLC OUTFITS#resident evil#resident evil 4#re4#resident evil 4 remake#re4 remake#leon kennedy#ashley graham#ace attorney#franziska von karma#kinda#ashley literally looks like franziska#id in alt text#added context bc a lot of ppl had no clue what game the image was from#october speaks!
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néphos/astarion stuff from... the recent past
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#astarion#astarion x tav#shadowheart#néphos#ocs#doodles#notes: 1) posters say ''wanted'' in thorass. though i trust you knew this from context clues#2) Q: how do elves sleep (literal) together given the whole trance thing. A: with neck/back pain. probably#3) in my latest run despite (accidentally) setting their gender to ''male'' astarion kept referring to néphos w/ they/them pronouns Only#don't think i actually heard a single ''he'' from that guy the whole playthrough. hashtag ally#Anyway [walks away]
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sudden yearning for time travelling teen jiang fengmian lands at lotus pier fic that winds up being about a perfectly nice kid having a varying series of "oh no. i don't like that. that's a lot" reactions.
#i think in order for this to be satisfying i have to give grace and interiority to teenmian#i'm picturing an older teen like 18ish? maybe even early 20s?#big crush on csr he's already pretty sure isn't going to work out#but at least he'll always have wei-xiong#anyway this is my ploy to give jfm a chance at an ugly crying meltdown#he's trying so hard to be even keeled and like#maybe take this as an evil vision designed to teach him something#but somewhere in between my crush stole my man and then they died#my whole sect burned#my grown ass son who is older than me making the vibe sooooo weird#and my grandson! child of my dead???? daughter??????#is just like yeah he never talks about you. no never never#and then wwx blows into town and idk somehow they all end up at dinner together and jfm politely calls lqr a punk ass bitch in front of lwj#because what???? context clues suggest lqr has the fucking nerve to not like wei xiong's baby after All That#only for adult son with the weird vibes#to imply only filial piety is keeping him from naming the real#punk ass bitch#anyway this ends with jfm crying because clearly he marries yuanyuan and she HATES HIM and then his own son ALSO HATES HIM#and would rather stupid Lan-er-gongzi#be his dad.#if you like lqr so much why don't you just join the lan sect then?????#and that's how jc learns he didn't get it all from his mama#jc didn't mean it he was stressed! this isn't his dad it's an a-ling sized kid. but it's still stressful
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I wrote the start of pain because of how toxic Tim and Stephanie's relationship was.
"Why Bernard, though?" Stephanie asked, lounging on the couch behind Tim.
Tim rolled his eyes.
He was used to it; he knew that Steph like Bernard well enough, and that they sometimes conspired together.
Both he and Steph knew that they hadn't exactly...been good. For each other. Too immature, too soon.
It was an age-old fake argument they had for the sake of filling silence after a hard mission.
So, without thinking much about the rest of the Bats around them, he replied.
"For one, he listens to me when I tell him no," he said, referencing how Steph had held his civilian identity over keeping the relationship.
Dick, sitting in front of him, froze.
Then he slowly turned to look at Steph, body tense and eyes pissed.
"What?"
#batman au#red robin au#spoiler#red robin#stephanie brown#dick grayson#nightwing#tim drake#tim forgets that not everyone has the context clues he and steph do#this may be a bit ooc but i'm in a rush rn#story prompt
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The disproportionate hate show!Criston gets is so bizarre. No argument I’ve seen his haters make sofar has made any sense to me.
He is outside of Mysaria the only siginficant lowborn character we meet. He rises up from the son of a steward of a minor house to the position of King‘s Guard thanks to Rhaenyra, who then pressures him into having sex with her, sth that could get him executed. Afterwards she not just rejects his proposal, but laughs in his face.
And when as a result of this experience Criston is shown to be emotional distraught and bitter, people call him an incel? (I assume that they refer to his ideology and not his actual status as a celibate, because not being celibate is literally what started this mess)
It really rubs me the wrong way, when people remove all context from this situation. A lower class person getting a well-off position from a person with authority, who they then end up having sex with is ALWAYS a relationship with a power imbalance (Obviously there are irl relationships like this, who work out and manage to be relatively healthy, but that doesn‘t remove the imbalance of power and the increased likelyhood of abuse).
We see Criston‘s reluctance when Rhaenyra makes her move. It does not matter if Criston was attracted to her or not. The simple fact that he is in a vunerable position makes him denying her a risk. It also does not matter that Rhaenyra had no malicious intentions, the simple fact that she ignores Criston‘s refusal and continues pressuring make this whole scene super uncomfortable. Her ignorance and naivety does not erase the impact of her actions.
Criston growing to hate her afterwards is perfectly justified.
As a man who grew up in Westerosi society, he inevitably holds misogynist beliefs, which is reflected in the insults he uses after this. But compared to the acts of every single character on this show, singling out his character is pretty ludicrous, when we have plenty of male (and female) characters who have done worse:
Like commiting SA (Viserys, Aegon), grooming young girls (Viserys again! I really hate this man, Daemon, Otto, Corlys and Rhaenys because telling your daughter she has to sleep with a grown man when she is 14 is pretty much the same thing Otto does to Alicent) and the only major crime Criston is guilty of sofar: murder (Daemon killed his wife and the servant in Driftmark, also he did large scale police violence which people love to forget about, Rhaenys killed potentially hundreds of smallfolk at the coronation)
Obviously, anybody is allowed to dislike whatever character they want, but a lot of people flatten Criston into just a misogynistic bitter incel who is just mad that Rhaenyra has sex, ignoring every bit of context we get for his behaviour.
This becomes escpecially weird, when those same people have no problem stanning Daemon, who calls his 1st wife a „bitch“, „uglier than sheep“ and then murders her, because he sees her as inferior as a none-valyrian. But Criston calling Rhaenyra, a person he feels personally wronged by, a „spoiled cunt“ is apparently a too far.
It is just really frustating when the character with the canonically lowest social standing gets afforded the least amount of nuance by the fandom (the writers are obvs not excempt from this criticism either).
#There are also people who like to bring up Christon‘s age relativ to Rhaenyra and accuse him of being predatory towards her#This is dumb because for one this still doesn‘t erase the power imbalance#Nor has Christon ever been shown to make an inappropriate move towards her#Also them having a significant age gap in the show is debatable (book Criston is another matter)#We never get a clear age for Christon Fabien never being aged up doesn‘t help either#But based on context clues he is relatively young when we first meet him#He is a knight and fought in one war that doesn‘t mean anything when we have characters who are 16 and are full fledged knights in asoiaf#So he might be anywhere from 18/19 to early twenties when Rhaenyra is 14 in ep1#Rhaenyra in the ep4 is 18 so at most Criston would be 25#Compared to all of Rhaenyra‘s relationships this is fine actually realistically she and Harwin would have had a similar age gap#And that relationship is broadly regarded as her most healthy relationship#hotd#house of the dragon#criston cole#pro criston cole#rhaenyra critical#anti rhaenyra targaryen
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#PIRACYSWEEP !!!
ID: a series of Minecraft text chat.
falsesymmetry entered a 1x Champion's Abode Vault!
<Etho> oh snap
<iskall85> oO
<iskall85> is this an open for all type of vault?
<falsesymmetry> not for theives
<iskall85> aww, poor etho
<Etho> I'm not a thief
<Etho> I am a pirate
<iskall85> thats based
#shush slinky#(id under the cut)#is there like a standard for copying in game chat like this? no clue how a screen reader handles it so im just doing it verbatim#these three are such a great group theyre so silly together X)#added context for those who havent watched:#the thief false is referencing is iskall; who took crying obby from her base in his vid#& etho is just wearing a silly pirate hat
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