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its-tea-time-darling · 9 months
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im sorry, we turned your boyfriend into a mole. yeah and all of tumblr‘s interested in him now. sorry
edit 9/12/23 11.22 CET
and so it begins…
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fic1, fic2 @pathsofoak ao3 tag. Mole Poem @thaliaisalesbian . fic by @tourmelion .
update:
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ao3 link. please vote for mole scene in most underrated goncharov scene poll
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motobug · 1 year
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breaking the ice
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mblue-art · 22 days
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this man. ..
(inspo) (og meme)
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year
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Omg your little doodles for your asks are so sweet 🥺 do you take requests?
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Well, you heard him!
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milf-heaven-ask · 7 months
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Hey, milfs!
Have you guys been able to uh. See what your kids have been doing as of late !!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Major Spoilers to manga included)
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(soft comeback!)
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dilf-pirates-ask · 10 months
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is it true you cut eustass' arm off because he rolled the worst blunt ever
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asknicorobean · 10 months
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Nami dressed as Disney's Alice in Wonderland and Robin as American Mcgee's Alice version.
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kobb4ni2 · 4 months
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Honestly, would love to see One Piece characters simping for Serpent reader, bc I am too LMAOOO I love this character OR like, Serpent reader dropping some insane lore randomly and everyone's like "ayoo what the-"
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[ FEM READER! ]
TW: Mild suggestiveness, kidnapping and blackmailing
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IM SO HAPPY THAT PEOPLE ARE LIKING SEA SERPENT! READER YOUR ASKS ALWAYS MAKES ME SO HAPPY YUPPIE XD XD
Since Sea Serpent! Reader is practically hundreds of even thousand of years old, she has a lot of information, but not a lot a lot (I want Sea Serpent! Reader not to be that powerful/knowledgeable) I mean Sea Serpent! Reader only traveled the whole world ONCE before she went to hibernation.
BUT Sea Serpent! Reader lived during the viod century with Joyboy so that alone makes her an enemy or a top secret to the World Government, that’s why she’s under deep surveillance at the Marine base, Imu-sama and the Gorosei would visit her at her costumized room, remember Shirahoshi’s room? Yea that but much more bigger.
The Gorosei knows that Sea Serpent! Reader has a chokehold on them and so with that the Gorosei managed to keep Sea Serpent! Reader on a leash by blackmailing her, they know how strong Sea Serpent! Reader is so the best they can struck upon is her heart for those she saved they will use anything especially a buster call.
With those scenario in hand, the higher Marines would be the only ones she could see, which makes the Marine have more obsessive levels because of how much time they spend with her.
Akainu always reminding Sea Serpent! Reader that she’s on a leash and if she ever tries to do something funny the buster call is ready to be rung. Akainu doesn’t even need to kidnap her, she’s already kidnapped because of the higher ups.
Aokiji before, would also visit you, he’d try his best to warm up on him, but underneath that calming attitude he has, a deep desire to keep you and make you ONLY dependent on him, can really escape with your tail is covered in ice, you’d be much more easier to freeze for how much water you need because of you natural habitat. But after he left the Marines, the whole world already knows about he which pisses him, and the way that the whole Blackbeard crew wants you on their crew in every drunken conversation makes him break the glass that he was holding, his captain is even worst Teach would ask details about you, and when he has to answer it, he would see the dark intent in Teach’s eyes.
Kizaru in the other hand, is somehow like Aokiji, he is very lax indeed but he also needs you to be his, he would visit you almost daily, if he’s in a mission he’d call you, that’s why he’s always late to meetings because of how much time passes when he’s with you, Kizaru too is ruthless he would try to see if you can also get hurt by his light. Kizaru is a complicated one to read so you would never see what he would say or do whenever he calls or visit you at your room aka prison cell.
Fujitora knows how he’s the only Marine you trust, he doesn’t care if it’s because of pity or what but he loves it, he knows how bad being greedy is and he knew first hand, he saw many people full of greed, those people are one of the many reason why he blinded himself, but he can’t help it, he can’t help but be infatuated by you, your voice, smell, touch alone makes him want to be with you even longer, if he can turn back to time, he would met you first then blind himself so the last thing he would ever see is you on your glory.
Lucci is very much like Akainu, he would remind you how much people they could end if you ever slip one unwanted information out your lips, the lips that Lucci desperate wants to be bruised by his rough lips, he want your hand to soft touch his whole his tattered one tremble with pleasure while he’s underneath you…
Kaku is the same coin with Lucci, he’s was not born like an assassin like Lucci but grew up to be like one, he always make bullshit excuse to visit you and he knows that you always have your guard up when it comes to CP0 and that’s where his sweet talking goes into play, he’s always play like he had no other choice but be an assassin and those cruel oh days when he had nothing to eat because of Lucci being better when it comes to a competition. Kaku just needs comfort from you so why not hug him? Just ignore that he’s in a complete love struck when he gets a sniff of your fair [colored] skin.
Oh how much you make the top dogs of the Marine putty and yearning for you…
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LOOK AT MY TIKTOK MUTUAL EDIT YALL🔥🔥
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ask-asl · 7 months
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Who's the oldest brother?
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aboardthescheherazade · 6 months
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@ Anon: I apologize for not directly replying to your message, although I am glad to see it. I just try to avoid talking about particularly heavy subject matter on this sideblog because I don't feel that I can give it the respect it deserves while talking through a fandom lens. However, I do maintain discussion and coverage on my main blog.
All that to say that, yes, even with my Judaic headcanon applied, I think Professor Tournesol would be pro-Palestine. He's already canonically against human rights abuses and war machines:
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(I mean, hell, the land was called Palestine when the Tintin comics were first being made! Some early publications of Land of Black Gold were even titled "Tintin in Palestine", and - oh boy, here I am starting to ramble...)
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ask-sir-crocodile · 1 year
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Have you ever taken buggy to mcdonald’s only ordered for yourself and left him crying in the back seat ?
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yourpostisonpinterest · 3 months
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@im-inlovewithmycar
@terrified-plant
i found your post on pinterest!
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wordcubed · 5 months
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America could rapidly transform its cities into urban paradises if it simultaneously (a) privatized every street (b) required that commute time be counted and paid as if it was time spent working.
Everybody forgets that the much-ballyhooed trams/streetcars in America were privately owned and operated. But historically, most streetcar operators had signed contracts with cities to cover street maintenance costs, so when cars became popular, suddenly streetcar companies found themselves paying for the massive amount of wear and tear that cars cause to the road—effectively, subsidizing their own competition.
I say: bring that back! Privatize the roads and give them total freedom with the requirement that the owner pay all maintenance costs on a regular basis. They'd quickly figure out that lowering maintenance costs (banning cars) while still increasing usage (encouraging dense, efficient transit like streetcars) would be the way to go.
Couple that with requiring businesses to pay workers for their commute times, and most businesses would start putting immense pressure on other institutions to shorten commutes... encouraging dense, urban living.
There, I just pissed off both the Marxists and the capitalists following me. This is the perfect post because I get to be right and everybody else gets to be unhappy.
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thedemon-crowley · 2 months
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So Aziraphale kindly let some religious types bless the bookshop for some Easter thing yesterday.
I want you to guess who was upstairs.
I feel terrible.
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askharpymonet · 7 months
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(( She's far-sighted. ))
@askcoracaesar
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There's no way you have a BABY now
you missed babbystorm 2021!!
here's the me babby tag, in chronological order
and heres the babbystorm 2021 tag (from contractions through labor and delivery!) in chronological order
i love tumblr because its like having an old diary that i can navigate easily!
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