World Naked Gardening Day this year falls on May 4th. Just so you know.
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bildad the shuhite reference in my Classics textbook🤨🤨🤨😳😳
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Insane about this woman. She is my blorbo. Why did the powers of hell have to drag me into this?
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do homophobes go to hell?
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Oh, you bet they do.
Say what you will about the Almighty, but people have a LOT of misconceptions about the kinds of bullshit she’ll tolerate.
That isn’t one of them, so downstairs they go!
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*You are stuck in a giant traffic jam on the M25, (and you have been for a while), when you notice something on the dashboard that you don’t really remember being there before…*
*He does a bit of a double take, then squints, lifting his glasses up to look closer*
Hm..?
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Sometimes the Bentley will throw me a real curveball and play something that ISN’T Queen.
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Come to think of it, why am I so worried about Inspector Constable discovering fan fiction?
They could probably find worse on the shelves in the bookshop.
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So Aziraphale kindly let some religious types bless the bookshop for some Easter thing yesterday.
I want you to guess who was upstairs.
I feel terrible.
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The correct answer is no, because it doesn’t need one, but @imthebentley won’t shut up about it, so here we are.
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What’s the opposite of kissing?
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They were in sight of Southampton Harbor. Soleil pulled her phone out and texted her new acquaintance. [About to make port. The Pearl takes a longer time to dock due to her size. I'm thinking we need about hours to settle. You're London based, right?]
[I am indeed.] He fires off his reply, following up almost immediately with [I can meet you there if you like.]
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//ARE YOU READY???? Cosplay under read more! Me and @theangel-aziraphale
I haven’t dyed my hair…YET, but the colour will be…//
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Fun fact: took me a long time to figure out how to drink out of a cup like a human being. I used to bite the cup like a complete IDIOT. No idea why. It was a bad habit or something.
Did it with a glass once. Imagine my shock to discover a big chunk of glass in my mouth! Wow! Who would’ve guessed.
I was fine. Good times were had all round. Never caught myself doing it since.
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*ben, your grandchild honks at you*
Yeah, honk-honk to y—
…er…
*He frowns at his coffee, as if he maybe put magic mushrooms In it somehow by mistake*
Wh…?
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BBC stands for Big Bentley Car by the way.
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