thedemon-crowley
You Know What To Do, Do It With Style
⭐️Marvellous, have a gold star ⭐️
3672 posts
Last active 4 hours ago
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Last Seen Blogs
frbittenthekingdomemus
FruBittenTheKingdomeMUS
someone-who-loves-kpop-saranghae
✧*。shit happens, but miracles do too ✧*。
suvurilodar
Untitled
suvurilodar
Untitled
suvurilodar
Untitled
Text
Stop being so dramatic.
*drooping dramatically*
OOOOOOH I AM SOOOOO PARCHED!!! I HAVE HAD NO WATER IN AAAAAGES!! I AM GOING TO DIIIIIIE! THE PH OF THIS SOIL IS HORRENDOUS!!! I CANNOT MAKE IT IN THESE CONDITIONS OH GOODNESS GRAAAAAACIOUS!
5 notes
·
View notes
Note
Heyyyy, come on now. I’m not demented.
//Silly Danger Noodle Man
SDNM as an acronym doesn’t really roll off the tongue though, does it?
7 notes
·
View notes
Note
I’ll confess, I’m very fond of that one.
//Silly Danger Noodle Man
SDNM as an acronym doesn’t really roll off the tongue though, does it?
7 notes
·
View notes
Note
//Silly Danger Noodle Man
SDNM as an acronym doesn’t really roll off the tongue though, does it?
7 notes
·
View notes
Note
uwu
Hewwo?
Pahahaha!!!
2 notes
·
View notes
Note
I’ll be kind…kind of a dick! Kiss my ass.
Now you’re insufferable AND boring. New low for you.
- @thedemon-crowley
"There are three ways to ultimate success:
The first way is to be kind.
The second way is to be kind.
The third way is to be kind.
-Fred Rogers
Would you like to try again and be kind, Crowley? I know you can do it. And I do so want you to be my neighbour.
7 notes
·
View notes
Text
World Naked Gardening Day this year falls on May 4th. Just so you know.
#crowleyposting#🐍🍎🔥#crowley ask blog#go crowley#good omens askblog#good omens#good omens asks#it's ineffable
24 notes
·
View notes
Note
We’re all silly, eh? Well I’d happily admit the other three are silly…
Am I a bad car?
@ben-thebentley
You’re an excellent car.
19 notes
·
View notes
Note
I’m not sure if the fall of mankind comes under the silly umbrella, but let’s go with it anyway…
Am I a bad car?
@ben-thebentley
You’re an excellent car.
19 notes
·
View notes
Note
Well…there’s nothing wrong with being bad, necessarily…I’m bad, depending on who you ask. Really bad, according to some!
Am I a bad car?
@ben-thebentley
You’re an excellent car.
19 notes
·
View notes
Note
What’s good…? Not me.
Am I a bad car?
@ben-thebentley
You’re an excellent car.
19 notes
·
View notes
Note
do you have a favourite type of cat?
-🦕
Pallas cat. Dangerous. Looks like a muppet.
3 notes
·
View notes
Note
do homophones also go to hell?
-🦕
Probably some of them!
3 notes
·
View notes
Note
Do all snakes go to hell? What about sneks? What about really boopable ones?
Like that one<3 https://youtu.be/L-PI-YqDkwk?si=7AnMPHG11T6mfoN3
I’m not, like…the spokesman for all snakes or anything (spokesnake? Snakesman?) but I would say most snakes probably don’t go to hell.
Just me. And technically hell came before the being-a-snake thing.
4 notes
·
View notes
Note
Some people take potential damnation very seriously.
But it’s REALLY not that bad when you get used to it.
//Do witchy little humans who want to take down the patriarchy go to hell?
Sidenote: BET YA LOOK GREAT TODAY!
Hmm based on that context alone? I wouldn’t have thought so.
But there’s a great big list of things that could damn you and I don’t know them all, so you still might! 😎
Er. I mean. You still might. 😔
Also, thank you. I do.
5 notes
·
View notes
Note
Cross my infernal heart, Ben. And I wouldn’t lie.
Am I a bad car?
@ben-thebentley
You’re an excellent car.
19 notes
·
View notes
Note
//Do witchy little humans who want to take down the patriarchy go to hell?
Sidenote: BET YA LOOK GREAT TODAY!
Hmm based on that context alone? I wouldn’t have thought so.
But there’s a great big list of things that could damn you and I don’t know them all, so you still might! 😎
Er. I mean. You still might. 😔
Also, thank you. I do.
5 notes
·
View notes