Every Kevin line from spooky month 2-6
why? the brainrot took over + the wiki doesnt have his lines posted >:( (lemme know if i need to edit anything. I based myself on the lines from the captions for this)
antis feel free to interact with this! just be nice and respectful :D
!!! SPOILERS FOR SPOOKY MONTH 6: HOLLOW SORROWS !!!
Spooky Month 2: The Stars
" Here we go "
" What do you kids want? "
" …Where's the third one? "
Spooky month 3: Unwanted Guest
" What happened to you? "
" Sorry kids, you only get those on halloween. "
" Fine fine, but you owe me this one, ok? "
" Wha- what is this? "
" What do you mean sugar!? What candy dealer?! "
" Ok Kevin- think…think- how can i make this better for myself? "
" Wow a cop shooting someone…what a surprise "
" Oh no! I said it out loud! "
" Well- well you see it's sugar it's sugar from our new candy dealer. YEAH- it's for the new candy!! you see- "
" I'm done, I'm so done, this is the end they're gonna pack my fudge in jail it's already over- "
" Eh- that's right! uh- you can get the new candy over there, my treat. "
" sigh One more day for me "
" TAKE IT- TAKE IT- I DON'T WANT IT- TAKE IT!! "
" I hate this job- "
Spooky Month 4: Deadly Smiles
" Thank you so much, see you soon! "
" Stop right there! "
" Oh no you won't! "
" Oh, ma'am, I'm sorry. I was juust trying to hit the kid- "
" Please, ma'am, I'm sorry! "
" Oh, officers! Nice to meet you again! Want more candy? "
" Oh- of- of course i will! No problem with that! "
" Now i gotta check the candy they stole. How annoying! "
" You pesky little gremlins! Come out right now! "
" What to do- What to do!? "
" Not right now, kids.. "
" Thanks so much, dude "
" The doll I threw in the back is YOURS!? "
" ugh…whatever "
Spooky Month 5: Tender Treats
" What would you like, ma'am? "
" Uh…ok- Rick, help me get 2 of everything "
" Oh, no- Oh, no no no no- no no no no no no no no no no no no no- NO "
" Not today! You bring me so much trouble! "
" I got nightmares about you; You gave me "SUGAR"; got me attacked by your DOLL; And not long ago got blood all over the place that I had to clean up ALL DAY! "
" Fake or not, YOU always bring me trouble! "
" SEE? That's TROUBLE! "
" K-k-kids- Why was he following you? "
" Wh- what? no! come back! "
" Outside, kids. Quick! "
" Here- "
" uh- kinda? "
" Wait, are you going to kill us? "
" AH SHI- "
Spooky Month 6: Hollow Sorrows
" Finally "
" WAIT DON'T DON'T DON'T- "
" You don't understand how bad this job is. "
" It's not the candy, Radford "
" Them "
" I already gave you candy, I'm not gonna- WOOW WOOW- Kids what is this? "
" Kids it's ok, you dont need to pay anything. "
" What?! NO- "
" And why is an old dude hanging around with kids? Kinda weird- "
" Mhm… "
" He gave us…water? "
" HEY HEY STOP! I don't want to clean it! "
" Well this doesn't seem that bad! "
" Hey, how can i help you? "
" Of course, you can grab something over there "
" FREE CANDYY!! " (said possesed kevin calmly/j)
" ffu- cough cough -ing kids "
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My take is that whenever Foxes play Marry, Kill, fuck they always chose to kill Kevin. Not because it's what they want, no no because it's the funniest option for three simple reasons.
A) Kevin believes every game can be lose or won, Marry Kill Fuck included.
B) And of course Marry is the winning option, Kill the losing one, while fuck is just lukewarm second place, in his world.
C) And the most important thing - Kevin absolutely hates losing.
That being said, anytime some Fox chose to kill him he rages and argues and in so many details its almost a presentation, explains how he would be a great husband! He would! Fuck you!
Foxes love it. Watching Kevin rage quit in marry kill fuck game is absolutely a highlight of the day.
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