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I GOT NINGGUANG?? ON THE STANDARD BANNER??? WITH A RANDOM SINGLE PULL AND WAS LIKE AH IF I DO THIS I WILL HAVE LIKE *counts* 78 PRIMOS LEFT 😭😭 “LETS DO IT ANYWAY BECAUSE I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL” AND I DO NOT REGRET
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
damn i dont even have a good weapon for her bc i gave heizou my best catalyst weapon (which is NOT the widsith to my complete & utter pained disappointment)
anyways yayyyyy
shes so damn pretty
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[october] one year of togetherness.
@/dreamsecretclub: dteam Christmas won’t be happening unfortunately, thought I’d say before that way Christmas can still be great :) totally out of our control unfortunately, can’t wait for the future still :)) 2022 incoming ♥️♥️
Dream: I'm gonna expose George's feelings on his behalf ... He was just saying, he was like, 'I think I'm depressed', and we were like 'What do you mean?' and he was like, 'I don't know. I don't do anything, and no one's here, and I just wanna come to the US'. And Sapnap was like, 'Well, what if I came to the UK?' and George was like, 'You should'. And then Sapnap went and filed for his passport the next day.
Dream: Because George hasn't got his visa yet, Sapnap's going to the UK.
Sapnap: Fine. I'll go.
[Dream Team laughs]
Dream: So, unfortunately, Sapnap's getting the first George hug.
[George Laughs]
Sapnap: I'm getting the first George hug.
Dream: I feel like if George isn't here by, like—I wanna be like, 'Well, next month'. I feel like if George isn't here by September, my like, mental health will take a dive. Massively. And that sounds like, fucked, but it's one-hundred percent true.
Dream: You will see the fact that George, um—George's reaction to seeing me ... We said when he got his visa he could FaceTime me, so, stuck to the plan. Not saying anymore because you have to wait for the meetup video.
Dream: You sure you don't want to wait to see me in person?
George: I'm ready. I've got my camera set up—I'm all ready to go!
Dream: I guess I just, I wasn't expecting this. I'm gonna go look in a mirror and make sure I don't look like trash. I'll be right back!
George: [laughs] Okay ... Oh my god.
George: After years of waiting, I was finally going to America.
Sapnap: Dream?
Dream: Yeah?
Sapnap: Clay?
Dream: Oh god.
Sapnap: I brought him. He's here. You excited?
Dream: I am ... very nervous.
Sapnap: Nervous but excited.
Dream: I'm nervous, but I'm excited! I'm doing excited hops.
Sapnap: It's a big day—an exciting day! ... Take your time. This is big stuff. He's going to be living here forever.
@/GeorgeNotFound: Just met Dream!! :)
“This doesn’t even feel real,” George says in the video — a sentiment he reiterates to Variety when asked about how he felt in the moment. “The sun was directly behind him, and it was blinding me, and he had an aura about him.”
George: It's so bright, I can't even see you. You're like a—you're like a god with the sun behind you!
George: I guess I gotta go get my bags in, and time to live in the Dream House.
Dream: The Dream Team House!
@/GeorgeNotFound: why didnt you post the one where you actually kissed me?
dream @/dreamwastaken: just felt better leaving things up for larger interpretation
George: Look it's Dream, and Sapnap. It's all of us!
Dream: [softly to George] Rise and shine. We're home.
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PONDERING IN MY LICH-Y LAIR
HOW TO KILL WIZARDS AND SKELETONS EVERYWHERE
(FOR THEY FORGOT, NAY, THEY DO NOT CARE
THE FACT THAT, OF LICHES, THEY SHOULD BEWARE)
TO FINISH JUST ONE SIDE WOULD BE UNFAIR
SO WHAT MOVE SERVES MY CHAOTIC WARFARE?
I HAVE AN IDEA, I JUST NEED TO PREPARE
15 TONS OF QUANTUM GRIZZLY HAIR
TURNED AND TOSSED WITH FROSTY ARCTIC AIR
IMPORTED INTO CENTRAL DELAWARE
NOW'S THE TIME TO SET THINGS SQUARE
I CAST O'ER A HUNDRED SPELLS OF YALL’S NIGHTMARE
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I like to think that when the bat kids get upset with Bruce over small petty things they pull the your not my dad card like even Damian does it because he’s heard the other kids saying it for so long. Just imagine if you please:
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Bruce: Tim I am begging go to sleep the case will still be there to solve tomorrow
Tim: your not in charge of me your not my dad?
Bruce: (legally isn’t his dad) I’ll tell Alfred
Tim: you wouldn’t god damn dare
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Dick: (just stubbed his toe) oh fuck ouch
Bruce: language Richard
Dick: who the fuck are you my dad
Bruce: legally speaking yes watch your mouth
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Bruce: Jason stop stealing my tires off the Batmobile it isn’t funny
Jason: what are you gonna do ground me your not my dad bitch
Bruce: I DONT NEED TO BE YOUR DAD FOR YOU TO NOT STEAL MY TIRES DONT STEAL PERIOD
Jason: ok old man i think you’re going senile
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Duke: damn I got an f on my English essay
Bruce: you know duke you should really study harder if you want to be successful in the future
Duke: who do you think you are trust fund billy my dad?
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Steph: hey Brucie let’s do a tiktok together
Bruce: Steph you shouldn’t be on your phone all the time it’s bad for your health
Steph: sorry bruce didn’t know i was talking to my dad right now
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Damian: father I wish to go on patrol tonight
Bruce: Damian no you’re grounded you aren’t allowed to patrol
Damian: tt whatever you’re not my dad
Bruce: YES I AM?
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imagine if chess had a tumblr account lmao
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♟️pawnsitivity
Remember to keep your chin up fellow pawns!! One day we will all be queens!
🏁the-player
ah shit looks like i have to sacrifice this pawn
♟️pawnsitivity
you can’t do this to me
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🎠knighty-knight
DNI if you support black side/white side shipping!! We’re supposed to be enemies and this is incredibly problematic!
👑black-qween
I will continue kissing that white lesbian no matter what you say
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✝️bishit
rate the fit
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🤴black-king
MY WIFE HAS BEEN CHEATING ON ME WITH THE WHITE QUEEN??
🤴black-king
AND EVERYONE HAS KNOWN????? WHAT
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🏰rookie-cookie
y’all ever wonder why we’re even fighting? like we’ve been fighting for years now and do we even know why?
🤴white-king
castle me, boy
🏰rookie-cookie
yeah ok
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✝️bishop-the-bisshop
Remember to praise the King every day 🙏🙏🙏 God bless
🏇nighty-knight
your blog name is misspelled
🎠knighty-knight
hey wait a god damn minute
🏁acrossboardheritageposts
across board heritage post
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♟️eatshitanddiestrategy
“average pawn gets promoted 360,000 times in their sleep” wrong. average pawn gets promoted 0 times in their sleep. promotion georg is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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