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In the topic of History’s latest Skeleton War, I am faced with a conundrum:

If one is both a wizard and a skeleton, which side to they owe their allegiance to? If either?

I beseech the masses to aid me in my crisis of loyalty

And to send me dope magical skeleton art

doot doot

mine armour and trumpet shine glorious

Ahhhhhh, the light!!!!!

I raise my staff and cast MEATBALL METEOR you calcium laden brigantine 💥💀🧙‍♂️ but also have a gr8 day haha

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Oh gosh oh no! Its raining meatballs! Whatever will I do???

Haha SIKE! Skeletons love meatballs cause it goes on spaghetti! All you've done is feed me wizard! Nyah Hah Hah! 💀

But Im not a skeleton without manners, so I'll share a plate. You have a nice day as well!

💀🍝🧙‍♂️

Doot Doot!

Get ready for a skele-ton of puns!

SUCH DOOTAGE!

MINE READINESS IS UNCEASING, TRULY TIS THY PUNS WHICH MUST GET READY

🐸🪄 ✨Greater DOOT Protection with Comedy Preparation✨

shit people are actually doing another skeleton war in 2022? And it’s skeletons vs wizards? Amazing

Wait hang on. I’m getting some mixed signals. I’m seeing rumblings of the 2022 Skeleton War but I’m also seeing more than a few instances of mild Skeleton vs Wizard content. As both a wizard AND a supporter of Skeletal Aggressions I’m worried my loyalties might be tested soon. Any one have any insights on this possible dilemma?

yeah i’m joining the skeleton vs wizards war. ON THE SIDE OF WAR ITSELF

https://www.tumblr.com/chipper-skeleton/700727580758884352/how-do-i-join-the-skeleton-war <-click this link to pick a side and automatically become my prey no matter what you choose, even if we both chose chaos

Anyway, I'm joining the wizards

As a humble skeleton, I have one request. Can I have a cloak of protection from people with silly hats? Pleeeeeeeaaaaase?

THE LEAFBLOWER 4000, ONE OF THE FINEST CLOAKS OF PROTECTION KNOWN TO LICHKIND. NOW ABSOLUTELY NOBODY WEARING A HAT IS GOING TO BE NEAR YOU, AND SHOULD THEY ATTEMPT TO APPROACH YOU, THEY WILL NO LONGER BE WEARING A HAT!

(leaflbowers solve everything.)

waitasecond-

WAIT, YOU PEON, YOU HAVEN'T PAID ME YET- STOP FLYING AWAY!!!

Doot doot

NOOOOOO

I CAST UNMOTIVATION

DOOT DOOT!

AH, MINE EARS HATH BEEN DOOTED

TAKE THIS, THOU WARRIOR OF UNDEATH!

🐸🪄 🌱✨ᛏᚢᚱᚾ᛫ᚢᚾᛞᛠᛞ!᛫ᛁᚾᛏᚩ᛫ᚱᛖ-ᛞᛠᛞ✨🌿!!!