dungeon meshi has some four humors shit going on

me on ellen 

ellen: so i hear you’re a big fan of the fallout series

me: yeah 

*loud, thundering booms are heard from outside of the studio and a siren begins to wail as the audience breaks out into complete pandemonium* 

me: oh my god ellen you didn’t

It's so funny that Misa is famous. Imagine that you're a normal ass cop and you get put on a special task force to catch a mass murderer. And you meet with the expert detective in charge. And he tells you your top 2 suspects are a random teenager and like. Ariana grande

full illustration! for the crushing feeling you get when you see your immigrant mother trying to find pieces of home at asian grocery stores 😁👍

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

this too shall pass

there's a kind of person called a "bad person" and if we just kill all of those guys everything will be great

Every piece of dogshit art makes the world a better place to live. Better to create poorly than not at all.

when the whole house got the autism

Trans women I love you trans women

I'm getting so pissed with people who are saying Gwen isnt trans. Like they're trying to explain why her dad has a trans patch on his jacket and why she has a trans flag in her room, by saying she supports trans people... wtf???? Literally what ally has a TRANS FLAG, IN THEIR ROOM, BECAUSE THEY SUPPORT TRANS PEOPLE??? That's some shit closeted me would tell my parents when they saw me drawing rainbows. People that are saying this shit are literally just transphobic and dont want her to be trans. Gwen is trans and fuck everyone that argues against that.

monkyeon’s stickchuck has me in tears 💀