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ceo-of-kimona · 3 months
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The hook of the ship.
So sure, they have a dynamic. These girls have chemistry and they can hit it off with each other consistently, but in order for a ship to go from “cute” status to a tier beyond it needs to have a certain it factor. It needs a powerful hook to it that kicks it up a notch, something that is not only wholly unique to the dynamic but powerful and raw and emotional. In short, it needs a certain unique spice that no other ship with these characters has.
And boy, does Kimona have spice in droves.
Among its many unique and powerful elements, this one is by far my favorite. In short: essentially Ramona’s most common response to a bad situation is to run away as fast as she can, and Kim’s greatest fear is abandonment. She still harbors damage from Scott leaving her without a word in high school.
Do you feel those gears turning?
I’m honestly absolutely baffled by the stunning lack of Kimona fics that feature angst, since these two seem built for angst from the ground up. While I love the fluff, I subsist on it, I feel as if there is a void of potential that absolutely NEEDS to be filled.
Imagine it. Ramona and Kim finally get that relationship together, Kim can stop pining (ha ha ha) and actually be happy for fucking once. We get some fluff or whatever, the girls being cute with each other (believe me they have capacity to be cute with each other) and all that.
Then, something horrible happens: a terrible misunderstanding, a really really bad mistake on one of their part, a sudden disaster that catches them completely off guard, whatever. Their life is flip-turned upside-down. And Ramona sees the fucked up situation, sees the world crumbling around her, and does the only thing that she truly knows how to do. She runs. She runs away from Kim as fast as she can; what else can she do? She’s ran every other time. Why is this any different? This is just what she does, who she is.
So, Ramona runs away like she always does, no surprise there. While her running away has always hurt the person she’s running away from, Kim is different. Ever since high school with Scott she has had a stunted ability to share her true emotions, somehow even more so than the rest of that cast. After being abandoned by Scott, she has kept up her walls to prevent herself from ever being hurt again like that. Then, she meets Ramona, she feels her walls fall all over again. Sure it’s tough, but eventually it all works out. All of that emotional rawness and vulnerability was all worth it and now she can open up. Now she can relax. Then boom. Before she knows it, Ramona leaves her without a word. Just like Scott did. The woman she loved, the first woman she ever loved, a light of her life that was far more than the high school crush that Scott was, is now gone.
She ran away, only leaving a note saying to not try and find her.
Needless to say, this would fucking break Kim. The ultimate punishment from the universe to her for even daring to try and open up to someone.
She would be positively catatonic. It would take months for her to even leave the house! Her entire world has crumbled around her. Everything she built, everything she fought for, it was all gone. The abandonment issues she finally worked past with Scott were now back in double thanks to her and now nobody is left that understands her like Ramona did.
Think about Ramona too, what about her? This would be her essentially succumbing to her nature once again. But this time she wouldn’t be able to justify it as “an asshole guy who she was right to dump” no this was Kim Pine, the girl she had known for years. She knows about her abandonment issues, she knows about her fears of just being left alone again, she knows all of it. She was the first to truly know about it. Yet she still wasn’t able to resist her impulses and she ran away anyway, fully knowing how much it would hurt Kim.
That is the potential of this ship, one we are still yet to truly understand.
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my-name-is-jefferooni · 6 months
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I listened to one edit audio and now I have a new Sonic AU.
Okay, well it's more like a What If, I guess.
So for context, I have this STH AU that I've been silently developing in my brain for the past like 2-3 years now, basically since I first joined the fandom. It's an idea I had where Sonic had a family and shit but then Eggman existed and they got killed and so the mad genius took Sonic under his wing. After a whole decade of being used as a literal lab rat, the blue hedgehog finally finds freedom in the form of the Resistance, (Ironically enough I've decided to add in more resistance factions. One of them is called the Freedom Fighters like the one from Archie and yet Sonic didn't find freedom with them lmfao) and befriends the main cast.
What I'm thinking of right now is a sort of aftermath of Eggman's rule being taken down, when everyone finally gets to live in peace. Sonic and his friends (Including Omega because HE IS AN MVP AND SHOULD NOT BE OVERLOOKED) have a little camping night and decide to tell ghost stories. Unfortunately, Knuckles being Knuckles, he took it all a bit too far and planned his whole story out after like a month of brainstorming. And I am not kidding when I say his story is fucking dark.
Mostly because it's actually my story lmfao but I digress.
It all begins when Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles are called by some random guy to help take care of some weird haunted house situation. Knuckles wants to help because he wants to prove to Tails that ghosts are very much real and are in fact very terrifying. Sonic joins him just for the hell of it, and Tails is there to make sure those two don't commit any war crimes without his permission first. And, well...
Suffice to say, they find more than just ghosts there! :D
The first obstacle they run into is an angry doll spirit of sorts. The spirit is a physical manefestation of a horrified, terrified, screaming body crying out for help, and it plants little seeds of poison or something of the sort in your appendages if you get too close. Its screams are loud and can shatter one's soul in an instant! It glitches all the time too, allowing it to go through walls with some effort. And when laying dormant, the spirit resides within a little itty-bitty doll with a distorted face.
After running away from that thing, the group runs into a crack monster. (It's scarier than it sounds trust me) It's a black, inky humanoid monster that comes out from the cracks in the floor, grabbing onto to anything it can reach and never lets go. The only way to make it loosen its grip is to cut its arm off entirely. Don't worry, that doesn't harm the monster, because it's already dead! It'll grow back a new arm anyway. :3
What comes after this guy is a mix between a vampire and a ghost. This guy is a little more confusing cuz I didn't flesh it out very much but it kinda only shows up in pitch-black areas. No light to be found when ur with this guy! It's a bit more neutral compared to the other spirits. Just don't provoke it and you should be relatively fine! Key words: You should be fine.
Next up is a brain-sucking bat! (idk man I just wanted something that crawled around on the ceiling but a spider didn't feel right) And I know that doesn't sound as haunting as the others but trust me, it is terrifying! I don't know how to explain it, it just kinda crawls around on the ceiling and waits for you to lose your mind.
The next one is by far one of the scariest. Don't read this next paragraph if you have depression or have lost a loved one because it may be a little tough.
This spirit is... Interesting, to say the least. I still have yet to fully flesh out this one but basically it's a completely humanoid figure, no face, no eyes or mouth, just long thin hair in clumps on the scalp. It's not a full head of hair, it's all just scattered about like they put too much bleach on or something. And there is always a very strange aura around it as well... The neck is split in two, their hands tied in a noose and their feet tightly bound with shackles. Their only mode of transportation is eerily floating about, and it gains speed if it decides it wants to chase you. If you get too close, your neck will snap and you'll immediately collapse on the floor, dead. Knuckles and Tails don't have any interactions with this spirit, but Sonic does, and he somehow manages to make it out alive. However, the encounter changes him for the worst.
These spirits all reside within a seemingly small house, at least on the outside. When the three Mobians step inside though, they immediately get trapped inside and discover the house is far bigger than they could've ever imagined. It's dark inside, with hardly any light available, and every room feels cramped despite everything. Hallways are like mazes, and bedrooms are filled with this creepy, terrifying aura that can paralyze you just from stepping inside. So suffice to say, none of them have a good time.
The three begin to change as time goes on. Tails loses an arm to the first spirit, the doll one, and he has no way of replacing it. He becomes saddened, apathetic, but still holds out hope in finding some sort of exit. If not for himself, then for his brothers.
Knuckles becomes extremely paranoid, flinching at every little sound, movement, or wisp of the wind. The sight of dust just existing sends him into an internal panic, and encountering spirits just sends him into "Defend brothers at all costs" mode. He's also just the slightest bit selfish, but it's only because of his uncontrollable survival instincts and his heightened paranoia. He is prone to mood swings, but they're not nearly as bad as Sonic's.
As for the blue devil himself, Sonic just. Went insane. There is no downplaying it, he is a goner. There is still a strong moral code within him and he never wishes harm on anyone, least of all his brothers! However, when it comes to social queues or listening to what anyone has to say, he's just. Gone. He also experiences very drastic mood swings! They're so bad that one second he'll be crying and being all sad and pathetic, and then the next he'll be all happy and giddy and hyping everyone up! This still makes him the hype-man of the group despite everything. Due to his changing emotions, Sonic does tend to get a bit aggressive from time to time, and constantly belittles his brothers without meaning to. The others are understanding, but after he eventually realizes what he says or does, he becomes inconsolable, and his two companions just have to let him stew in his regret for a while. It never ends well, but when all is said and done, Sonic means well and just wants to get out like the rest of them.
After an undecided amount of time, the three do find an exit and begin to leave, but the crack monster gets ahold of Sonic's entire fucking body and puts its whole weight into it too. Knuckles and Tails don't have anything on them at the time to save Sonic, but they refuse to leave without him. The crack monster begins calling for its companions, and Sonic starts begging for his brothers to leave him behind. He's scared and he's hurting and he knows he'll be in even more pain if they leave, but they're family. Sonic can't just let his family share that pain.
Knuckles and Tails insist on staying, but after Sonic continuously begs them to leave, screaming and crying and trying to shove them away, and... Well... The two have no choice but to oblige.
The three give each other very quick and clipped goodbyes since the other spirits are literally like right outside the room, and then just like that... Knuckles and Tails are gone.
And Sonic is alone.
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robobarbie · 4 months
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ROMANCE/ANGST. being the light of nightowl’s life, the most important person to this man, but being just as insecure as him, so when he starts interacting with a pretty person in the server you’re left there wondering if you’re really worthy of him. (i’m projecting again, i’m the anon who sent the nightowl deep dive 5 times, i really hope it doesn’t happen again😭)
side note (this is the most e-dating, discord, online relationship-ass prompt ever)
# general
--- mystic_pizza has joined the server ---
Quest Oh?
nightowl whoa! a new member???
lovelylola hello!!
two2 nice 2 meet u!!
mystic_pizza hehe, hi everyone <3
BIGLADY how'd you find the server? O_O
June Yeah, didn't @BloomBot disable invites?
BloomBot It was getting stale around here.
xyx LMAO
NakedToaster LMAO
salociN Hello ! Mystic Pizza !
onionthief "Stale". That's an opinion for sure.
nightowl ??
onionthief Would just like to know how BloomBot has decided our presence is "stale".
onionthief We've done nothing different, kept chatting at the same rate (I've checked), and always focused on the webnovel to a degree.
onionthief I don't understand how that's "stale".
NakedToaster bro just answered the question by speaking
xyx bro doesn't see what we see
onionthief What?
BIGLADY @mystic_pizza who's your favorite character?
mystic_pizza Damien. So easy.
nightowl oooooooo, mine too!!
nightowl why do u like him?
mystic_pizza i just think he's misunderstood... breakups aren't super straightforward a lot of the time, you know
nightowl I AGREEEEEEEEEE
mystic_pizza like, it's not even up for debate!!! people are just being rude to damien for no reason!!!
nightowl my god
nightowl where have you been...
June hahaha
mystic_pizza are selfies ok btw?
BIGLADY yeah!!
two2 hey bloombot wh y did u always allow selfies?
two2 isn't that like a personal ident thing or someth
--- BloomBot is now offline ---
two2 what..
xyx @mystic_pizza post face so we can read your aura
xyx i got them aura glasses on
NakedToaster that's just not a real thing
xyx wow
xyx post a selfie of yours then and let me read you
NakedToaster fine
NakedToaster
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NakedToaster read me bitch
xyx holy shit
xyx holy fucking shit
BIGLADY what do you see?? O-O
salociN A very handsome man !
June Salo!! Remember, toasty is NB!!
salociN Oh , my sincerest apologies . I'm still learning.
salociN A very handsome person .
NakedToaster fuck yeah salo, you are so right
xyx no no no. no. all of you, shut the fuck up.
xyx i see
xyx i see a person with
xyx with
xyx with no balls
NakedToaster motherfucker
BIGLADY that's not an aura reading...
xyx absolutely no balls in sight
BIGLADY @mystic_pizza!!!! WHERE'S THE SELFIE!!!!!
NakedToaster yeah xyx's time on earth is a little limited
xyx you'll never find me
mystic_pizza hehe, okay! <3
mystic_pizza
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mystic_pizza that's me on th e right
nightowl omg i love ur smile!! so cute!!
BIGLADY agreed!!! U R RADIANT!!! <3
mystic_pizza awww, thank u!!! u are all so nice around here!!!
nightowl we just wanna make sure everyone has a good time u know?
nightowl and damien enjoyers must be protected!!!
mystic_pizza i agree!!
mystic_pizza ah, fixed my flair
nightowl OMG
nightowl U AND ME!!!
mystic_pizza U AND ME!!!! XD
nightowl do u wanna call rq?
two2 can i join?
nightowl YA!
mystic_pizza yea sure hehe
nightowl @lovelylola you wanna call too cutie?
June The "cutie" in chat again..
onionthief Please keep that to DMs.
nightowl blah blah blah
lovelylola i'm kinda tired, i think i'm gonna sleep
nightowl awww okay
nightowl i'll call u later!!
BIGLADY gnight lola!!!
Quest Rest well!
salociN Have sweet dreams !
lovelylola good night!
xyx holy fuck
xyx @mystic_pizza
mystic_pizza yes?
xyx your aura
xyx your aura is just
xyx it's like the color of a
xyx of a war crime
mystic_pizza huh?
NakedToaster i have ur new IP bitch
xyx FUCK
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you close the laptop and sigh. it's okay for nightowl to have fun and meet other people, it's just...
gah. mystic pizza's selfie wouldn't leave your head. they're so cute... and seem to pair up pretty well with nightowl. you're sure the call is just going too well... at least you're assured it won't go too far since two2 is there.
but that's barely a reassurance. nightowl doesn't hesitate to flirt when he wants to, regardless of who's around.
you thrum your fingers on the desk and gnaw on your bottom lip. should you actually join the call? no, then you'd look insecure. do you already look insecure? is everyone wondering if nightowl likes mystic pizza more than you?
you look down at your frumpy clothes with a tired expression. ugh. maybe it's okay for him to flirt, if he wants to. this is what he's stuck with after all. who wouldn't want to flirt with someone who looks like that?
you try to ignore the pang in your chest as you stand up and get ready for bed.
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LOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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prettyyktskii · 7 months
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𝐒𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐀 𝐖𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐄
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TW/CW :: brief mention of denki x reader, swearing, angst, mention of alcohol, mention of nsfw, nsfw, acting like stuck up lil bitches lmao, rough, degradation, oral ( receiving), choking
this is another one from one of my wattpad books, so proceed with caution and know that this is a SPOILER! i am also open to requests tho :)
NSFW UNDER THE CUT.
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i groan, tumbling out of bed and putting my hair up lazily. my head is throbbing from the alcohol i had consumed the night before, and i can barely stand because- well, you know.
the smell of breakfast cooking lightens my mood a bit and i remind myself to thank momo. i guess she had let more than myself sleep here.
i can feel eyes staring holes into me as my shaky legs slowly wobble me down the stairs and into the kitchen, all the while still wearing denki's shirt.
i lift my gaze from the floor to see a familiar pair of red eyes shooting daggers at me. wow, i didn't realize bakugou was even there last night.
i spot denki sitting at the island in the middle of the room with no shirt, not helping the situation at all. sure, it was kind of on me for taking his shirt, but he offered!
no words are spoken as i sit down on one of the stools, waiting for the food to be plated. i decide to break the tension. "thanks, momo. you didn't have to let us all crash here."
momo turns to smile at me for a moment, "no worries!" she's quick to continue her task of plating the food for everybody. "looks like you needed it." she winks at me and my face flushes.
okay, so that basically meant everyone could tell that something happened with me and denki last night. oh god.
holy shit, i feel even worse now about doing that is someone else's house. what was i thinking?
whatever. hah, it was worth it.
"don't worry about it, y/n!" mina chirps after seeing the look on my face. "at least you didn't do it while the whole house was trying to sleep, right?" she adds with a wink.
my face flushes in embarrassment as momo places a plate in front of me. i don't give myself time to thank her as i quickly shovel a bite of food in my mouth, hoping to somehow hide my flustered state.
a loud bang is heard causing me to almost choke, turning my head with the rest of the group to see bakugou with his fists on the counter. he looks panicked for a brief moment before gathering himself, spitting out. "are you gonna give me my damn food?!"
what the hell was that?
i scoff at his behavior, scarfing down my food so i don't have to be a part of this damn conversation any more.
i get up to place my dish in the sink, mumbling to kaminari as i pass him. "denki, could you please drive me back to the dorms?"
he nods with a small smile, about to say something as he's rudely interrupted by everyone yelling out in unison,
"i heard that!"
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i'm laying down in my dorm, denki only having dropped me off about ten minutes ago. aw damn, i was still wearing his shirt. oh well.
i sigh, leaning back into my pillows, letting my body relax. it seems to have been a while since i've actually been able to relax. since it was saturday, i might as well just rest. god, i guess this ended up working perfectly. i smile lightly.
just then there's a loud knock on my door and i groan out. "damn it." my legs stretch off of my bed, making their way to the door slowly. i swear to god if it's just denki asking for his fucking shirt back-
i cut my own thoughts off as i open the door. in a matter of seconds i've been shoved out of the way, the door slamming behind the two of us. "dumbass." bakugou grumbles as he strides further into the room. "you slept with dunce face?"
and there it goes, my face turns bright red again, but i quickly collect myself. "don't call me a dumbass," i scold him. "and it's none of your damn business!"
"i'll call you whatever the fuck i want!" bakugou shouts at me, clearly not giving two shits about my opinion. "just answer the damn question!"
i roll my eyes. "no, dumbass!"
"don't call me a dumbass!" he yells angrily. god. fucking hypocrite.
"so you can call me a dumbass, but when i say it you're gonna get all pissy?" i scoff at his immaturity.
he grips at his hair, wishing he could just rip it all out. he was getting more and more ticked off as the time went by, but i didn't give a fuck. he lived to make me frustrated, so i guess it was just karma. "just tell me if you fucking slept with him!" he orders, little sparks flying out of his hands almost as a threat.
i groan in irritation, fed up with him. "okay, fucking fine! yes, i slept with him, damn it!" throwing my hands into the air, the room goes quiet for just a moment, my head feeling relief.
"fucking dumbass," he growls, breaking the silence. "why the hell would you do that?"
i laugh at him sarcastically, feeling like i'm losing my mind. "oh, i don't know- maybe because i fucking wanted to?!"
"what? so you're a whore now?"
i look at him in shock. what the fuck is wrong with him? does he even think before he speaks? "excuse me?"
he's completely unfazed by my words obviously, taking a step forward. "clearly you're just sleeping with any guy now, right? such a whore."
my face contorts into a look i can't even place myself, looking at bakugou with disbelief in my eyes. he just laughs, taking another step towards me. "never even fucked me." he scoffs. "what? you like denki more than me now?"
i feel my confidence draining quickly, but fight a response anyway. "yes. you're an asshole."
my words only flare his anger up more, taking one final step right up to me. he grips onto the back of neck harshly, closing the gap between us and kissing me roughly. i can't help but kiss back, god, as much as i didn't want to.
was i really going to give in that easily? was i really just gonna let it slide, after weeks of him being a complete jerk to me? just because it's what the thing in between my legs wanted? god, maybe i am a whore.
he roughly pushes me onto the bed, following suit. "i'm really pissed off you let dunce face fuck you before i did." he snaps, tugging my underwear off quickly.
"i can have sex with whoever i want." i bite back.
"bullshit," he growls, "take his fucking shirt off. can't believe you're still wearing it."
i roll my eyes, reluctantly pulling the shirt over my head. something is immediately thrown into my lap and i look up, seeing that now bakugou had no shirt. i then look to my lap, bakugou's shirt. "tsch, dumbass." i mumble, throwing the shirt on anyway.
"the fuck did i say about calling me dumbass?" i can tell he's not actually that mad about it, but i scoff and roll my eyes anyway. i don't know if i've ever been more irritated.
i'm about to retort when he suddenly presses his tongue flat against my clit, making me gasp in shock. the sudden jolt of pleasure making my hips buck, though bakugou places his arm over my hips, holding me in place. he chuckles lightly at my reaction, the vibrations making my eyes roll back. "bakugou, i-"
"shut up." the sound of his voice sends vibrations through me again, making me whine in protest. i just want him to fucking touch me, and he won't even let me speak.
yea, no. fuck that. "how-"
i start to speak again when his tongue presses against my entrance without warning. he's quickly lapping up by wetness, his tongue flicking my clit rather aggressively, ripping a moan out of me. "i said shut up."
he then pulls away from me, confusing the hell out of me. "what the fuck was that for?" i groan in frustration.
he just smirks at me, almost laughing a little. "you didn't actually think i was going to let you cum like that? especially after what you did." he's pulling his belt off while he speaks.
seriously? what a fucking tease. why the hell would he do that?
i can't help but pick up on the words 'especially after what you did.' i guess denki was right. he was pretty pissed off about it. i can't fight back the small smile playing on my lips as the words come out of my mouth. "you know, denki said you'd be pissed- but i didn't believe him."
bakugou scoffs, fully aware i'm just trying to piss him off. "you're really gonna keep talking about that fucking extra?" he snaps, pressing his crotch onto mine, making me let out a gasp.
i try to wriggle around, desperate for him to just go inside of me, but he just raises his body slightly from it's previous position. "you're not that fucking desperate, are you?" he smirks at me.
god, no. of course not! i'm mad at him, right? he's been a bitch to me for weeks! why was i doing this? i'm not desperate, right? i can't believe i'me letting this happen. what am i thinking?
bakugou uses my silent moment of thinking against me, pushing in all at once as i'm distracted, causing me to let out a sound somewhere between a moan and a yelp. "ah- what the hell?!" i groan.
he begins to pound into me, wasting no time to fuck me mercilessly. my head feels like it's spinning as i cry out, eyes shutting tightly. not a moment later there's a hand wrapped around my throat, my eyes shooting open. "open your eyes damn it." he grunts out, and i try to force my eyes not to squeeze shut.
he groans, fucking me deeper and making me moan out. his free hand threads in my hair, his elbow supporting his weight on the bed as he attacks my lips with his own. the angle he thrusts into me makes me let out a moan, his tongue slipping into my mouth.
he disconnects us when he feels me clench around him. "gonna cum already? slut." he laughs a little when i let out a whine at his words, a similar sound coming from him moments later.
his hands lift from their previous positions, grabbing onto my thighs as my legs instinctively begin to try to close. "god, s-shut up." i breathe, not really wanting him to but feeling the need to retaliate.
he scoffs at me, his hand moving slightly to rub my clit as quickly as he can. tears prick at the corner of my eyes at the overwhelming feeling, and i can feel myself chi clench around him again. he lets out a groan at this. "ah- that's it, cum for me."
i feel myself release, his harsh thrusts stopping as he cums inside me, the fingers on my clit still moving lightly until he finishes with a grunt, pulling out of me carefully.
"asshole." i mumble out as he rolls over next to me, while i turn over onto my side, body shaking slightly.
"really?" he scoffs, though his arm snakes it's way around my waist as he also turns over. my face flushes a little at this, both of now in silence as we breathe heavily.
my eyes flutter closed, drifting off into a surprisingly peaceful slumber. though, i can't help but wonder.
why?
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jhnshi · 5 months
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Hello ! Hihi! I hope you're doing well, I wanted to request, how would characters of your choice react to Gn Reader being insecure? Body, voice, whatever you prefer. Don't rush yourself, have a great day !! ^^
you are perfect.
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★. — insecure reader and their boyfriend.
johnny & kuai liang. gender neutral reader.
a/n: i had to take several pauses for writing these two guys cuz holy crap, even my own heart tugged a bit. warning for a bit of cussing for jc :3 no angst, just some emotional stuff with cute endings!
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you were already used to being spoiled rotten by your boyfriend, johnny cage. the glamourous actor, now turned earthrealm champion & movie director. it’s a customary that every time before he comes home to rest, he would take a moment to himself to purchase you a gift at any local shop. his favorite item to gift you was clothing in particular.
johnny was invited to an extravagant party from a hollywood colleague, and he immediately made you his plus one.
after getting dressed the fancy outfit that your boyfriend paid for you to be clothed in, you stood straight in front of the full-body mirror. you gazed at the details of your outfit first, giving yourself a grin. the more you analyzed yourself, the further your mind would slowly warp. you began to glare at your reflection. something felt… off. was it the ridiculously expensive attire that johnny splurged on for you? was it the way your hair was stylized? or was it… how your body appeared?
johnny barges into your room, interrupting the consumption of your own dark thoughts. he had his head down, buttoning his suit jacket together whilst treading towards you. “hey babe, are you finished yet? the limo is about to ab-“
he finally picks his head up and awes at you. he has never beamed so hard in his life before, ‘til this very moment. “y/n, wow. you are just the most beautiful person i have ever seen. holy shit… wow. this is just- oh my god…” johnny couldn’t crack his smile, not even one bit. he slowly paced over to you and stopped to study your figure even further.
he wanted to pull you into him, but you took a step back. you wish to endure this delightful moment with your boyfriend, but the void in your mind began to take control. “johnny… i don’t feel too good.” you croaked finally, looking away from his face. you had your crossed arms tucked into your chest, squeezing yourself. you can feel the tears about to burst the more you gave into your despair.
johnny blinked away from his adoration as soon as he saw you weep. he immediately grabbed you into his arms to a warm embrace. wrapping his palm on the back of your head and the other on your back, he rocks you back and forth as he coos. “hey hey hey, what’s wrong? y/n… what’s wrong sweetheart?”
“i don’t feel good, i don’t look good…” you wailed. “i feel ridiculous, okay? you keep on spending all of this money on me so i can dress up, but i hate it. i hate how my body looks, johnny. so so fucking much. i hate my arms, my legs, the way my face looks… everything. i hate it all.”
johnny just kept on massaging your scalp, holding you up as you bawl onto his chest. he finally pulled you away to look at your face. your poor weary face. “y/n.” his voice was now stern.
he took a breath and cleared his throat before continuing. “y/n, my one and only. my little diamond. do you know why i asked you out? it is because i have been completely in love with you since day one. every morning, my first thought is of you. every night, i go to sleep thinking of you. i go into debt from spoiling you because i just adore seeing you dress up, even if it’s for a stupid party.” he brushes your hair out of your wet face to get a better look, then takes your chin with his hand. you stare into his eyes, taking in every word he had to say to you.
“i know i can’t change your mind in just one night, but please trust me when i say this. you are the most gorgeous, the most stunning person i have ever lied my eyes on. you are perfect just the way you are. i love you, y/n. don’t you ever forget that.” johnny pulls you into a kiss, cupping both of your cheek. he finally breaks the embrace after a few solemn moments to look at you once more.
“how about this, y/n. we will just not go to this party. we can stay in for tonight, just you & me. we can watch one of my ol’ movies together if you want.” you giggled at his offer and nodded. “i like that idea.” johnny drags you into a hug again, nuzzling against your neck. “i love you sooo much, y/n. no matter how you feel, remember that i will always be here to remind you how beautiful you are.”
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you were fiddling the food on your plate with your chopsticks, staring off into space. everyone crowding you on the table were too invested into their own conversations, that you slowly became a wallflower from your silence. the chats, the laughter; it all was just white noise to you.
kuai liang & you were invited to a small dinner at madam bo’s restaurant, accompanied by tomas and the other earthrealm champions. when the two of you arrived at the place, you were excited at first. but now, something was on your mind.
kuai liang didn’t take long to notice your disposition. he turns his head towards you. “y/n, are you alright?” you didn’t give an answer, so he repeated his question. “y/n, please. are you okay, dear?”
you nodded sluggishly, continuing to mess with the chopsticks in your hand. kuai liang sighed, and immediately grabbed onto your arm. “excuse us for a moment.” he announced to the others whilst dragging you away from the scene.
“hey, hey! kuai liang!” you yelped, trying to get away from his grip. he wasn’t being forcefully harsh with you, but his strength was controlled enough to carry your weight. the two of you stopped in a dark hallway across from the restaurant building. it was private enough, kuai liang thought to himself.
“kuai liang, what’s wrong with you?!” you cried. he let go of your arm to look at you in the eye. the height difference was impeccable, since now he was towering over you.
“i can ask you the same question. i demand an answer from you, y/n.” you gulped from how tense your boyfriend was now. you can also see flames in his eyes bursting from such emotion at that very moment.
“i just…” you sighed. “i just… feel off, okay? i-i feel weird because of how i look. you’re bringing me to meet with your friends, which is great, but i can’t help but feel left out.” you clenched your fist. “kuai liang, i don’t have any super abilities. nor do i go onto these adventures to save all kinds of realms. but you and your friends do, it’s all you ever talk about! …i am just so lost onto why you’re dating me- i don’t have anything special going on unlike you!”
you wrapped up your speech as soon as you saw kuai liang’s eyes soften. he reached out to hold your tense hand, and intertwined your fingers together.
“i understand y/n.” he tucked your hair back into your ear with his free hand. “i am sorry you feel this way, my love. i never knew how self-conscious you are now, which i deeply apologize. i regret not taking into consideration onto your well-being, i was ignorant.” he took ahold your waist to pull you closer to him. “i love you so deeply, y/n. you may not wield any sovereignty, but you are still very much special to me. my heart burns when i see you. i took you to this dinner with me because you are a special treasure of mine. if anything, i wanted you to be here so i can boast & showcase about how much of a beautiful person i am with.”
kuai liang finally pressed his lips against yours, holding you up. you can feel your feet lift from the floor as he carries you away. he caressed the back side of your neck, not wanting to pull away.
it was you that ended the enclosure, glancing at your boyfriend. he was just filled with love and joy, giving you the widest grin. “i love you, y/n. i love you forever.” he kisses you again, but now sets you down back to the ground.
he let go from your face and cupped your cheeks. “how about we head home together? we will rejoice the night in a better light. wouldn’t you enjoy that instead, my blossom? i can carry you back if you would so like to.”
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neymarismyfave · 1 year
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Every Good Thing Comes With A Price.
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Parings:Cristiano Ronaldo x Y/n
Warning: Angst, cussing, fluff.
Summary: Y/n and Ronaldo absolutely hate each other.
Requested: Yes
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"You ready yet?" Sarah called from the living room. "No! Almost!" Y/n responds running a brush through her H/C hair. She then sat the brush down and checked her appearance. After she was satisfied she made her way out of the bathroom and into the living room. "So?" Y/n asked, looking at Sarah. "Oh wow..." Sarah mutters, her mouth slightly agape. "Is that a bad oh wow, or a good oh wow?" Y/n asked oncemore, anxiously biting her lower lip. "It's, a great oh wow, trust me." Sarah awnserd, admiring the shiny black dress that hugged Y/n figure perfectly.
"Good to know." Y/n said after Sarah had stopped staring at the dress. "Sorry, anyway ready?" Sarah asked. "Mhm." Y/n mumbles. "You have nothing to worry about." Sarah said with a small smile before grabbing Y/n's hand. Y/n then allowed Sarah to guide her out of the house and down the driveway. Sarah then let go of Y/n's hand once they arrived at the car. The two women hopped in and Sarah started the car.
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After about a 20 minute drive they arrived. And when Y/n stepped out of the car she way awestruck. There was flashing lights, beautiful veiw and the tallest mansion she had ever seen. "Wow." Y/n said breathlessly. "I know right!" Sarah said with a squeal. "What are you waiting for?" Sarah asks. Y/n gives Sarah an excited smile before walking toward the building Sarah close behind her. As soon as Y/n and Sarah walk through the door after getting through security they're greeted with loud, ear bleeding music and the smell of achohol.
"Holy shit its loud in here!" Y/n called out to Sarah, over the loud music. "Isn't that the idea of a club?" Sarah called back. Y/n shrugged. "I'm gonna go get a drink!" Y/n called out again. Sarah nods and Y/n walks off making her way to the bar. As soon as she makes it over to the bar, the slight smile she had on her face instantly faded. There right in front of her was Cristiano Ronaldo her greatest enemy. "Well shit." Y/n mumbled under her breath before taking a breath.
"What may I get you?" The bartender asks. "Oh um, a strawberry margarita, please." Y/n mumbles. "Is that all?" The bartender asks again. "Yes please." Y/n says with a small smile. "Coming right up." The bartender mumbles before getting started on her drink. "Well hello." Y/n's eyes instantly squeezed shut. "What do you want Ronaldo." She asked as he sat down. "Oh nothing. Just here to get under your skin." He says with a smirk. "Well congrats, you succeeded." Y/n says through gritted teeth.
"Not in my opinion." Ronaldo mumbles as Y/n drink gets handed to her. "Y'know, you can be a real asshole sometimes." Y/n mumbles taking a sip of her drink. "Why thank you." Ronaldo says with an eyeroll. "Why dont you go talk to someone that actually cares about you. For example, your girlfriend, oh wait she left you for Neymar. Who would've thought." Y/n says laughing to herself. Her laughter instantly died down when Ronaldo grabbed her wrist and pulled her out of her seat dragging her behind him.
"Let go, you bastard!" Y/n yelled. But before she can say another word she way pushed into a room. "God, the fucking audacity you have!" Ronaldo spits out slamming the door shut. Y/n swallows heavily. "I-" Y/n starts. "Save it!" Ronaldo grumbles through gritted teeth. Y/n was prepared to get yelled at and get into a huge fight that would ruin both their nights and egos. But what she wasn't prepared for was the simple word spilling out of Ronaldo's annoying mouth.
"Strip." Ronaldo mumbles. "W-What." Y/n stuttered. "You fucking heard me. Strip." Ronaldo mumbles, taking a few steps closer to her. Y/n backed away but was blocked by a bed. Ronaldo stepped closer and closer to her until he was leaning over her, his arms pinned on each side of her head. "Do I need to do it myself?" Ronaldo mumbled, his eyes clouded with anger and, lust?
"I-I" Y/n was to shocked to speak, all the nasty and hateful things had dissapeared from her mind as she imagined him thrusting into her roughly, making her feel good with a simple touch of his long slender fingers. Her breath hitched as she felt his finger tips trace her thigh. "Awnser me." Ronaldo ordered. "Yes." Y/n says, still attempting to remain cocky. "Dont act all cocky. Your dying to fucking feel me." Ronaldo whispered in her ear, his hand trailing under her dress pulling the dress up the farther he goes.
His hand traveled further and further until the dress was pulled up past her breast revealing her black lacy panties and matching bra. Y/n's mind became foggy. She did want to feel him. No she needed to feel him. "God your soaking." Ronaldo practically groaned out. "Please." Y/n blurted out. Ronaldo looked up at the small girl with a smirk. "Please what?" He asked. "Fuck me." Y/n breathed out. She regretted it. But at the moment she needed it. Before she could say another word Ronald's surprisingly soft lips were pressed against hers.
Y/n moaned out giving him the opportunity to slide his tounge into her mouth. As their tounges fought for domanice Y/n ran her hands along Ronaldo's shoulder gripping onto his biceps. Ronaldo pulled away and stood up pulling his shirt over his head. He then returned to pinning her down and pressed his lips against hers oncemore. Y/n couldnt hold back, she need him. "God please." She mumbled once he pulled away for air. Ronaldo smirks before slipping his hands under her thighs lifting them up ove his shoulders. He then slowly pulls her lacy underwear down and tosses the small cloth somewhere across the room.
Y/n sucked in a breath as cold air rushed against her cunt. She let out a small moan when she felt Ronaldos warm tounge make contact with the bundle of nerves. She whimpered as his tounge instantly started moving at a fast pace. She slowly moved her hands down to his hair and ran her fingers through the short strands. She moaned out oncemore as his tounge lapped at her cunt roughly. She felt a warm feeling build up in her abdomen and knew she was close. She moaned out louder as Ronaldo's fingers dug into her thighs.
"S-So f-fucking close." Y/n mumbled, bucking her hips up into his face. She felt Ronadlo smirk against her cunt. She wanted to make him regret this but it just felt to good. She felt the warm feeling in her abdomen build up and soon it felt like it would snap at any moment. "Please let me cum." Y/n said with a moan. "I'm not stopping you." Ronaldo groaned against her cunt as she bucked up into him. That was all Y/n need to hear before she was coming undone. She had let out the loudest moan she had ever let out before. She continued bucking up into him letting out smaller moans.
Once she was done and caught her breath and Ronaldo had lapped up any leftover cum she she mentally cursed at herself. She then looked over at Ronaldo who was now standing. "Good luck." He simply said before walking out leaving Y/n to clean up their mess. "Fuck you." She mumbled under her breath.
Sorry if this wasn't as good as your expected! Have a nice day and thanks for reading!
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crabofthewoods · 6 months
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im gonna go on a rant about the reversed endings because bsbdksjf theyre amazing
1. i have to start with lucios reversed ending because his route is my favorite djbdjdj. to be completely honest i feel very cool playing this route ok. like wow. mc beat the shit out of the devil. they became the devil. they have almost total control of the mortal realm without even needing to be there.
the throne room(?) shakes when they speak? wonderful. the font of the text changed? unreasonably awesome. they presumably have little goat horns and hooves and shit like devil!nadia?? fucking adorable. i love them they’re perfect
2. i love love love how it’s written. lucio being pissed at the devil for ruining everything??? lucio splitting away from the group?? the mc chasing after them???? lucio explaining that they’re going to fight the devil and mc going with them because bitch if we’re going to die we’re doing it together??!?! holy shit!!!
mc and lucio fighting the devil until they’re both on the brink of collapse, both refusing to give up, and mc pleading with the major arcana for anything to help them win and insisting that they don’t care what happens to them as long as they can win this fight!?!!
and holy SHIT the scene with mc dying is heavenly. lucio’s desperation and panic because oh god you’re dying AGAIN and he has no idea how to fix it and begging mc to come back before i guess making them into the devil?? fucking sign me up i would get wrecked by major arcana any day of the week for that scene istg
the delightfully ominous little monologue mc goes on before they wake up and lucios relief!! the implied angst of asra and nadia and the other major arcana being borderline powerless against mc!!!! hahdjdhhddjjejvvv!!!!!!!! amazing i love it i love it i love it so much
3. im just gonna say it. mc and lucio are both hot in this ending. im not going to elaborate on that either you get it or you don’t
(there is more i love about his reversed ending im just incapable of finding the words for it, but other people definitely have way better takes!! im not here to have a good helpful opinion on this im just rambling about something i really like)
im paranoid about somehow losing everything ive typed so im going to post this and start on the next one bahhsbf
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Watching Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, Subspace Rhapsody
(spoilers for the musical episode)
I can't believe La'An and Kirk still haven't gotten that drink yet
(I mean obviously I can, La'An is so relatably awkward)
Have I mentioned how much I love Pelia? Because I do
Also her hair is gorgeous
I have dreamed of this exact scenario for all of my fandoms since I was little and it makes me so happy 😂(them all getting stuck singing)
(we all love a good dance break)
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SPOCK IS SINGING
Holy shit, they're all so good at this
Oh I think this song about it being most peculiar is my absolute favorite song
THEY'RE ALL FANTASTIC SINGERS
Kirk: "Honestly I had assumed it was all something you rehearsed but then I sang too"
The crew members just looking at Una and Kirk as they sing😂
This must've been the absolute best thing to flim
Oh noooooo
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La'An looks sad seeing the pair dancing 🥺
The flashback to her Kirk🥺😭
Ah yes, the classic Hollywood scene of a couple looking at each other under a white sheet with light somehow framing them perfectly
The Kirk brothers bickering 😂 the writers and actors were spot-on for siblings
OH NO
"Marie, I'm gonna call you back."
"Oh no, no you don't" the alarm in his eyes😂
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Safe to say, it's not a private conversation 😂 I love that he fell to his knees and La'An immediately turned the thing off
THE WHOLE FLEET HAS IT?(the singing bug) AWESOME!
I mean, not for them
La'An looks like she's gonna be sick at the idea of working together with James🥺
Oh wow, they're floating(Una and La'An)
I kinda ship them
That's gotta hurt, Spock finding out about Christine's getting the fellowship by seeing her celebrating with others
Everyone dancing 😂
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Damn, Christine saying if she has to leave Spock, she's not gonna fight it, ouch
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Oh damn, La'An took a gamble telling Jim how she felt, and he just broke her heart a bit by being in another relationship
WHAT THE FUCK CAROL IS PREGNANT? POOR LA'AN
Also, I have no idea who tf Carol is
Spock is definitely in his emo/angst phase
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Uhura's song is so damn heartbreaking 🥺😭
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A grand finale of everyone singing? This will be fantastic 😂
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Oh my god, it is fantastic
Pelia is freaking gorgeous and her singing with Spock and La'An makes me so happy
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The doctor seeming to be posing while Christine spins is so funny and adorable to me😂
THIS IS SO GOOD
I have chills
THE KLINGONS?!!
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I'm dead I was not expecting this one at all
Even the ships themselves are dancing
The way everyone looked at Uhura with dread when she started humming😂
I think this was probably my favorite episode of Strange New Worlds, if not my favorite Star Trek episode EVER!
20/10 would recommend watching
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🚨 THE ROOKIE 6x02 SPOILERS 🚨
do not read if you don’t want spoilers. Holy shit 100th episode started off with a BANGER. This is my live blog thread.
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DADDY COP? FOR REAL? WHAT A FUCKING INTRO. NO WONDER ZANDER RANDOMLY BROUGHT IT BACK UP ON HIS INSTAGRAM.
100 SPARKLE INTRO ✨✨✨
Henry missed his flight???? NAAAUUU
HELLO CHASTITY AND SKIP TRACER RANDY. HE SKIP TRACER BOUNTY HUNTED PETE LOL. I literally can’t stop screaming. I can’t stop SCREAMING. I feel so feral
Chastity is teaching him how to kiss! 😆😆
please 🫣 PLEASE TELL ME THEY DONT LOSE THE RING?
Oh brother. Aaron is not as ok as I thought he was or would be. Bro is NOT ok!!! He’s still benched for a reason. Wade will not make the same mistakes he did before. He will not lose another one.
Wow healthy communication? No. Angst continues. Please help me save me save ME. He’s so mad. She’s so hurt. Pleeeease our lovers will resolve this episode I said so!
OSCAR?
Henry missed the bullet train.
What is happening with Nyla and Celina rn. NARCOTIC POT?
MONICA?! Double fucking whammy
Friendship hugs. I said so. They’re friends. Please don’t force this romantic relationship :((
THEY PAWNED THE BAILEN WEDDING RINGS? DEADASS????
the hammer episode name drop 🫠
“No please don’t do me any favors” Angela please save us WAHH THEYRE BICKERING
Hello wedding DJ - womp womp drug dealer
BILLY BOB BENNET (the hammer)
Oh they’re scheming. Oh they’re scheming so hard
So I definitely misread this shot in the promo (they have not made up yet)
Eric Winter’s hardest fight scene of his entire career
Lucy negotiating is so fun
TIM OFFERING LUCY UP TO BE THE FIGHTER?? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.
Tim get his shit rocked but he WINS - wait I just noticed Lucy holding his belt??
TIM? HOLDINF THE RING ON ONE KNEE Bdjdksnsksk
Goodnight Tim
HAHA “THE ROOKIE” NAME DROP
Nyla just calling Celina “the rookie” and she gets to do her first interrogation
No flower. Almost no ring. Almost no Henry?? ENJOY GIRLS NIGHT? SHES TRYING TO GET HENRY INTO THE COUNTRY.
CAKE TOO EARLY 🫣🫣 AND IT HAS COCONUT CREAM
Randy is the florist expert now (Ty ClipTok)
Ou they’re both. Gossiping about each other at the bachelors party
Lucy: he’s the problem
Tim: how do I prove to her that I’m not the problem?
DAMN IT. THEYRE GETTING DINNER TOGETHER NOW (Celina and Aaron) AND TIM WANTS TO MEET LUCY AT THE STATION
lie. detector. test.
LIE. DETECTOR. TEST. 🥹🥹🥹
YES. I LOVE YOU. HES A LYING LIAR WHO LIES?
he’s a. Lying liar. Who LIES 😭😭😭 it took a LIE DETECTOR TEST for him to ACCEPT that he doesn’t want Lucy to do UC work.
Luna’s getting her social work degree!
And of course their officiant doesn’t show up. Thank you Wade for saving the day
This wedding is so goddamn beautiful. Their vows are so fucking beautiful.
God they tricked me with all the happy promo shots of Chenford but their angst is far from over
Randy and Chastity is DJ-ing?? James saves the day with a playlist of his own.
Will Tim and Lucy make it out?? God I hope so! (I know they will but this is hurtinggg)
AARON. GOOD GOD. They were laying that on THICK. And now Celina is leaving the wedding. God Celina please be ok
I just spent last night spiraling about “dog bring a live part”
They’re dancing but they’re going to talk. Yea you DO need to deal with it Tim. YOU ARE GONNA GET THROUGH THIS
SHE SAID IT BACK
The chenford wedding kiss 🥹
ITS JOEVER. IT IS JOEVER
Celina is in fact NOT OK. And Aaron is drunk off his ass. Of course why would Nolan have a peaceful wedding night when everything else went wrong.
Alright then. That was wrapped up quickly. Everyone quick thinking weeehh Everyone’s ok.
This is the third shot of them laying on their back? It’ll be fun to clip that together.
Well ok then.
I feel so betrayed and tricked but it was delulu of me to think they would make up that quickly!!! IT TAKES A LIE DETECTOR TEST FOR HIM TO ACCEPT THAT HE DOESNT LIKE THE IDEA OF HER DOING UC WORK? This is actually just so in character for them! This is actually just chenford being chenford because it took them going undercover as a couple to even CONSIDER the fact they have feelings for each other.
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Critical Role, Campaign 3 Episode 78
NOOOOOOO!!! No Liam? No Liam tonight? Bummer ...
Gods ... now Sam's a DOG ... how much worse than the Cat is this gonna be? Marisha is onto him, apparently ... yeah, no she's right, he is totally still the Cat ... yup, just as I thought ... oh dear ... XD
Ashley: "This is my favourite bit." Matt: "Oh ... it's my favourite when it's done."
Another NOOOOO!!! No Critical Role next week? Gah ... damn you, Thanksgiving, ruining it for the rest of the World ... I shake my fist at thee, non-anthropomorphic holiday ...
Yes, that's right, she KICKED HIM IN THE FACE. I do not blame her. That was a fucking MESS ...
Oh, they are all FREAKING OUT and it's entirely understandable ... yes, heal him, FCG! Heal him! 22 points back ... which he definitely needs ...
And now Fearne hits him in the face with his own bloody hammer ... 2 D20s? Oof ...
Crack! Oh boy ... andnow she's REALLY upset ... she's trying to BREAK his hammer now. Oof ... good thing she only rolled a 12 in strength ...
FCG tries to catch it? Oh boy ... Holy shit that WORKED ...
Fearne just grabs the Harness and storms off ... again I don't blame her ...
Laudna: "They betrayed us." Whoa ... hang on now ...
Wow ... it seems Ashton has ISSUES ...
Chetney's just rushing off after Fearne ... honestly, I don't think she's coming back any time soon.
Oh, so now Ashton can FEEL the very stone around him ... and then also there's the fire ... and now he's gonna puke? Oh boy ... fuck, is that the fucking crystal? Are you kidding me?
What, so it's a NEW crystal? Okay ... and his Constitution is PERMANENTLY reduced by 2? Oh, his body REJECTED the Shard? But he's still different ...
Wow .. so he really did all that for nothing ...
Fuck ... now shat thd fuck is going on with Laudna? Oh shit ... FUCK OFF, Delilah!
A Wisdom Save? Really? Fuck ... oh, Delilah is ACTUALLY trying to take over ... thank the gods that didn't work ...
Apparently Orym is nonplussed too ...
Yes. Ashton does INDEED have ISSUES ... but clearly it's NOT his fault, he's just been through it snd it kind of DROVE HIM to do the wrong thing ...
Even in the midst of All this angst, Ashley STILL tells Sam to "Stop it!" when he sneezes. XD
He wants to be WHOLE and not this broken thing he thinks he is ... oh man ...
FCG's right, this HURT Fearne ... they need to FIX this ...
Yup, Imogen has a point. They have to wait a day now ...
Chetney is VERY worried about Fearne and what she might do ... yes. He fucking SHOUL BE. Oh, she's gonna DESTROY the Harness ... shit ...
Oh she is just falling to pieces right now ...
Yeah, she really IS scared of Dark Fearne coming out ...
Chet is being REALLY SWEET and she doesn't even notice him sneaking the Harness out if her grasp ...
She said it. She actually said it. She's got a thing for Ashton. It's official ... oh boy ... and now she's really pissed about it ...
They're still in the tunnels, there aren't ant windows to break ... oh, they're really gonna do that? Wow ... it WILL make her feel better, at least ...
Laudna was prowling in the shadows eavesdropping on them ... and now she's just skulking around the tunnels ... oh boy, she us in a REALLY bad place ...
Marisha: "The chair knows what it did."
Ashton did indeed fuck up because he's an idiot.
Sam being very naughty again with that flask ... Taliesin: "That wig ..."
Imogen notices Laudna is gone ... tries to Send to her ... roll a D100? Oh man ... 9 points of Psychic damage! Crap ...
Oh boy ... Fearne and Chetney are indeed smashing windows ... oh, the Pale Guard have the good sense not to fuck with THIS ... yeah ...
Wow ... now Gwendolyn's in on the act too ... XD
Fearne is taking some personal time ... going to the graveyard ... hmmm ... the Dawnfather's temple, and the Matron's temple too ... she goes into the latter ... of course she does ...
She is alone ... with the tombs ... oh, there IS an altar? Okay ...
Trying to speak to the goddess, looking for guidance ... her postcards? Oh man ... she's leaving THESE as sn offering? Fuck ...
A young one-legged raven ... oh ... that was kind of sweet ... hmmm ...
Laudna is still sneaking around in the dark ... out into the woods ... darkly introspective ... oh boy ... but things are very different now ...
Ashton follows the sound of breakage ... oh, so Percy is NOT PLEASED ... but reflecting ... hmmm ...
Wow ... this is quickly becoming a very meta conversation ...
Oh, we're seeing the more peaceful and reflective side of Percival De Rolo again ...
Good gods ... and Ashton and Percy actually becoming friends? That is truly bizarre ...
Chetney (to Gwen): "The Fuzz! RUN!!!" XD
Imogen's still searching for Laudna, but having no luck ... ouch ...
Flossing ... oh boy ...
I love how Allura is thoroughly exasperated with the Hells but it's nothing she ain't seen before and she's definitely becoming quite fond of them ... this is like THE THIRD TIME for her now ... oh yes, she really likes these idiots ... :3
Imogen: "How much time do we have?" Allura: "All the time in the world and none at all."
Meanwhile Chetney's just roaming about in just his pants ... O.O
Grim Psychometry? Oh okay ... on the Shard ... this should be interesting ...
Primordial elemental spiritual weirdness ... hmmm ... yeah, it's all a bit vague but also not ...
Fucking hell ... they really are all very out of sorts right now ...
Is Laudna safe? FCG's coin says ... yes? Hmmm ...
Oh wow ... Chetney is NOT taking any prisoners right now ... oh shit ... where is this going?
That was ... a lot ...
Damn it ... fucking Delilah again ... gods, I fucking HATE that bitch ... oh seriously, Laudna, DO NOT listen to her! She is BAD NEWS ...
A doll for Ashton? Interesting ... off to her cabin, then ... and now time for a break ...
Fearne makes herself a druidy version of her old home in the woods for the night ... hmmmm ... oh, this is very nostalgic ... now she's thinking of Nana ... time for bed, then ...
Marisha and Ashley both roll D20s ... Will they run into each other?
Laudna stalks the night. Like a creepy goth wolf ... the scent if old charcoal ... oh ... she's home ...
Oh, so she IS making a doll for Ashton ... chipmunk skull, quartz ... fancy in a weird way ...
Oh for the gods' sake ... Delilah's at it again ... DON'T LISTEN TO HER, Laudna! Damn it ...
Now she's trying to turn Laudna all the way against Ashton ... fucking hell ...
Morning ...
Fearne wakes up and forgets she's not at Nana's ... oh ... she teats the whole thing down again ... oof ...
Laudna wakes up cold and lonely missing Imogen ... heading back, then ...
Imogen is panicking because Laudna didn't come back in the night, makes FCG cast Locate Creature ... no joy? Just means she's not close ... chill, Imogen ... but she's even more worried that Delilah's back ...
They grab Orym and go looking for her ...
Chetney still lives ... gods, he's playing it bloody close now ... he and Ashton are the only ones left ... Chet wolfs out and decides to test out Ashton's new arm ...
Roll initiative? Really?
Oh boy ... Ashton attacks with an unarmed strike ... oh, that definitely hits ... POW!!! Ouch ... now the hammer ... another big hit ... more ouch ... oh, so that's it, then? That was an anticlimax ...
They go looking for the others instead ...
FCG gets a blip ... homing in ... they find the others ... searching together now ...
There's Fearne ... oh, is she in a good mood? Interesting ...
And now there's Laudna ... okay ... and she's RUNNING AWAY ... what?
Now they're just chasing her into the forest ... and Chetney's in the lead, closing FAST ... he tackles her to the ground ... she is still PISSED at Ashton ... dangerously so ... oh boy ...
Imogen tells Ashton to just GO BACK to the castle ...
Wow ... this is getting REALLY fragile all of a sudden ... I DO NOT like where Laudna's at in her head right now ...
FCG: "Orym's never been this quiet." LOL
Maybe a break and a retreat is a good idea ... go to Nana Morri's? Yeah ... maybe ...
Chetney: "Let's go find the dumb dumb." Imogen: "Lady Allura?" Chetney: "No! OUR dumb dumb!"
Ashton is feeling the rock in the ground ...
Back together ... Laudna gives him the doll ... those is a very awkward reunion ... but they're both trying ... and Ashton does like the doll ...
And Ashton is going to try his best to make amends to all of them ... awwwwww ... damn it ...
They go find a VERY FLUSTERED Lady Allura ... and put the Fey Realm suggestion to her ... and she is actually FINE with it ... even though it's not opportune ...
Yes. THAT Fatestitcher ...
Oh ... so Allura is coming too ... oh, actually I love it ... :3
FCG is now planning activities for them to get up to during their time off ... it's adorable ...
Ah yes ... time for a private talk for Fearne and Ashton ...
He's searching for how to apologise ... and being really sweet about it ... he's actually doing really well ...
She's still a little mad at him ... which is fair ...
Ooooh ... adventurer Allura? That sounds a bit sexy, actually ...
Off already, then? Okay ... more pokes at absent Liam ... XD
Teleportation into another realm! O.O Awesome ... and they're back in the Fey Realm ...
Yup, this is definitely the place ...
The Ligament Manor ... lovely ... Fearne comes home ... Peepers! Hello! Awwwww ... that thing is adorable in a really awful way ...
Wait ... is that BIRDY?!!!
It is ... and Nana ... awww ... a sweet and simultaneously disturbing reunion ...
Yup ... Matt is IMMEDIATELY giving Travis little nightmares and I love it ... XD
Vitoren? Hmmm ...
The Hideaway is buried? Okay ... timely enough, in the end ...
Allura is TERRIFIED. It's perfect ... LOL
A scavenger hunt? Oh fucking hell ... what fresh hell is THIS idea? What are you going to unleash upon us, FCG?
Yes ... the Moon ...
Oh ... so the Bridge is genuinely HURTING all the magic in Exandria? Great ...
Fearne is coming to some kind of nexus point in her destiny? Intriguing ...
Wow ... Tavan ... the demon mark ... here we go ...
Ollie! Hello! Oh ... yes, grub, lovely ...
So the scavenger hunt is really happening ... wow ... this is going to be ... interesting ... and FCG is seriously considering having Nana wipe his memory so he can take part in the hunt too ... oh boy ...
"DIRTY Fey" ... yeah ...
Wow ... a whole new chamber just for them? Cool ... in a scary way ...
Time to wind down, then ...
And that's it ...
Thank the gods they're on the way to patching things up after THAT chaos ... I was getting worried ...
They really are the most full blown fucked up dysfunctional party in the whole show's run to date, aren't they?
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hermanunworthy · 6 months
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!DNDADS S2 EP45 SPOILERS!
WE ARE SO BACK (im going to die)
- so i have been informed that we have a NEW HERMIE FACT THIS EP??? so i have been SICK TO MY STOMACH WONDERING WHAT ITS GONNA BE. I WAS NOT EXPECTING TO GET ANOTHER
- OH THE INTRO GUY IS THE FUCKING. THE PODCAST GUY WHO CALLED TAYLOR A SLUR AGKDJD
- THE CHAOS ORBS BIT HAS ME GIGGLING
- THESE RAD FACTS ARE A MESS HELPP
- NOT FREDDIE IMMEDIATELY FACT CHECKING BETH
- I.
- I?????
- THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
- OH THAT IS SO
- OH MY GOD IM GONNA DIE
- I ASKED FOR HERMIES LORE AND I GOT IT. ITS JUST NOTHING. THERE IS NO REAL LORE
- THAT WAS SO FUCKING EVIL IM DONE BRO
- kills myself
- i havent even continued to the actual episode yet im just so shocked and upset by this. scam u evil mf i love u but why
- BACK IN EP34 HERMIE LITERALLY DESCRIBED SCAM AS "THE MAN WHO STOLE MY CHILDHOOD". yknow maybe a little murder IS deserved /hj
- finally unpausing. im a ghost now im dead
- TERRY AND GLENN. TERRY AND GLENN
- TERRY WAS THE ONE WHO SHOT NICK??? OR IS HE JUST SAYING THAT
- SCARY SPEAKING TO TERRY AAAUAGAHHH
- WHY IS YHIS FIGHT SO PATHETIC LMAOO THERE WAS SM HYPE FOR IT BEFORE
- I FORGOT THERE WAS GONNA BE A RON AND TERRY REUNION TOO OH GOD. OH GOD
- NORMAL. OH GOD
- HE WAS CRYING A BUNCH DONT DO THIS TO ME
- TERRY AND SCARY IM GONNA DIE
- "maybe it was just a phase" HOLY SHIT THATS BIG
- RON DESCRIBING NICKYS RELATIONSHIP W THE KIDDADS AS "ENEMIES TO LOVERS"
- SO RON WAS THERE AT THE NICKY BETRAYAL???
- THE GUN WAS GLOWING BLUE
- FREDDIE BEING NICKYS BIGGEST FAN 😢😢 YEAH U GO AND SUPPORT UR SONDAD
- TERRY SHOOTING NICKY TO SAVE GRANT. AND THEN LATER GRANT SHOOTING TERRY IN FRONT OF NICKY. WHY.
- TERRY AND SCARY HUG. WAAAAAA
- RON IS IN THE HUG TOO I CANT DO THIS OH MY GOD THIS FUCKING FAMILY
- damn the marlowe family daddy magic sequence was sooo much faster than the wilsons
- SCARY SAID SHE LOVES HIM. SCARY. SAID. 🧍 GUYS
- AAAUGH. NICKY POINTING OUT GLENN NOT BEING THERE FOR TAYLORS BIRTH
- THE BABY TAYLOR NOISES
- glenn showing up high is quite upsetting to me actually
- JODIE VISITED TAYLOR. MULTIPLE TIMES. TELL ME WHY IM CRYING
- I HATE MYSELF WHY AM I SO HERMIE FOCUSED WHY IS THIS MAKING ME CRY
- GLENN STOP. UR HURTING ME
- "dang. idk if i like that guy" whimpers like a hurt dog
- TAYLOR. TAYLOR SWIFT. M GONNA CRY AGAIN
- ITS ABOUT THE. THE GENERATIONAL TRAUMA. THE ABSENT FATHERS. THE VALUING OF CASUAL FRIENDSHIP OVER ACTUAL PARENTHOOD
- TAYLOR TALKING IN TJAT REALLY QUIET TINY VOICE IS KILLING ME. HES JUST A LITTLE BABY GUY
- NICKY BEING REMINDED THROUGH TAYLOR WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO BE NICK IS SOOO EVIL
- GOING INTO TAYLORS MEMORIES?? TAYLOR LORE....
- FREDDIE IS COMING OUT W THE BIG GUNS THIS EPISODE WOW. FOR SOME REASON I WAS NOT EXPECTING TAYLOR ANGST TODAY
- GLENN CLOSE. HAVE U SERIOUSLY LEARNED NOTHING
- OH YEAH TAYLORS NEVER HAD DISNEYLAND
- THERE IS NO FIXING THIS.
- LINCOLN HUGGING SHMEGAN HELP
- OH NO WAIT THE FBI IS TAKING OVER HELL AFTER ALL
- "get taylor and nick out" and not hermie. sorry ill shut up (NO I WONT. THERE HAS BEEN NO HERMIE THIS EP BESIDES THAT DEVASTATING RAD FACT)
- LINCOLN AS THE KING OF HELL WHAT?????
- NORMAL OFFERING TO BE THE KING OH MY GOD.
- NORMAL AND TAYLOR HAVE TO FIGHT NOW?? FR THIS TIME???
- "I WAS JUST BEING ANGSTY" HELP
- ONLY ONE GETS TO LEAVE ALIVE???????
- WHAT. WHAT
- i. i am in shock. idk how to feel. oh my lord
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tiredgoodomensfan · 11 months
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GOS2 opening title analysis
spoilers ig?? idk
AAAAA S2 CONTENT YIPEEE
so, again, this is gonna be long, rambling, and will prolly make 0 sense so stick with me here I'm feeling a lot of feelings. im gonna go thru each thing in as much depth as possible so buckle up, this is gonna be like twice the size of my poster + hillywood dissection.
OK THE WAY CROWLEY LITERALLY CRAWLED UP FROM HELL TO MEET W AZ IS LIKE :((( and like on their way out from the tunnel thing I saw like a figure with wings?? I reckon it might be Micheal (the angel not the sheen) but I'm not 100% sure. whoever it is, they're holding a box or smth?? so do with that what you will idk
Im pretty convinced we might be getting Moses stuff, cuz the shining light at the top of the hill? seems like mt siani (sianai? idk) and the fact we haven't seen that type of light before and Moses is supposesdly the only person to have a direct face-to-face interaction with god makes me think we'll be getting stuff from that era (catholic upbringing coming in handy for knowing this stuff) ALTHOUGH, there are lots of animals, and they seem to be like in pairs as well?? so maybe more Noah and the arc? which like MAYBE ALL THE FANFICS ABT THEM COMFORATING EACH OTHER ON THE ARC WILL COME TRUE??? YIPEE!!
ok everything bursting into flames is a lil random but after a while of thinking, maybe sodom and gamora? (idk how to spell that either) which like, MORE SANDALPHON?? Don't get me wrong, hate the guy, he's awful and creepy, but he's SUCH a good villain. the actor doesn't get enough props online for how well he plays him. sandalphon had like 3, maybe 4 mins of screen time in s1? and from that, he's become one of the most HATED characters in the entire fandom. That is just like, wow, well done, I hate the character you play, but that's because your acting is amazing. ANYWAYS, sodom and gamora. aziraphales gonna be having some *feelings* about that, because why would heaven hurt all those people? even if they were sinners? similar to noahs arc situation with Crowley giving the most comfort this time <3
WOOOO GOTHIC SHIT!! the pickled herring cart makes a return and it is as confusing as ever. they're in a graveyard, so that's fun times. maybe more hell? cuz that's where they met up when the antichrist got delivered. anyways, does anyone know the period this is meant to be in? it's gone out of my head. anyways, I tried looking up pickled herring carts to see if they had any significance thru history but na. like they were there, and popular, but no, no huge significance. ALSO, in the graveyard, they go past a gravestone with 'every day' written on it??? girl wtf does that mean?? the running theories I have so far are that it's either like, the death of the everyday, meaning that what they used to do (hate each other??) isnt.. happening anymore?? idk?? or that it's just Neil being edgy and emo. my bets on the latter (love u mr. gaiman <3) ALSO ALSO OH MY FUCKING GOD?? Another one of the gravestones says JANE AUSTEN ON IT!! ARE WE GETTING JANE AUSTEN CONTENT??? OMFG??? YIPPEE!! maybe we'll get to see where az gets some of his first editions from :D aslo rq, religious imagery in the background, an angel carrying a cross, more heaven looming over Az?? ALSO HOLY SHIT?? I just accidentally paused it at onde of the graves and i swear it says 'here lies *insert another couple words here* BEELZEBUB?? HUHHH?? is that gonna be the explination for beelzebubs new corparation?? but that wouldnt make any sense?? idk atp but that gravestone DEFFIENTLY SAYS BEELZEBUB
(if you think this is long pls know we're 22 seconds into a 1:44 video, i want lying when I said this was gonna be BEEFY)
SO. HELL. WOOO!! more hell content which could go one of three ways. either we get more goofy Crowley giving more presentations, CAN I GET A WAHOO?? or we get him being given more assignments and we get more of an idea of the whole structure of hell, uncomfortableness but nothing horrendous. OR ALL THE ANGST FICS COME TRUE AND WE SEE CROLWEY GETTING BEAT INTO A PULP BY HIS SUPERIORS!!! maybe all three! can't wait to see :D but as much as my angst-craving self would love to see the last one, I think the reality is it's gonna be the first two. it looks like there's a desk and office chairs, so we'll probably be getting scenes that are like the equivalent to what we see of aziraphale and the archangels in s1
so we already knew we were getting more ww2 scenes but.. MORE WW2 SCENES WAHOO!! maybe we're getting post-church scenes? tender love confessions in the back of the Bentley? or maybe angst? maybe edosian orchids 901s (I LOVE THEM SM) fic about Crowley having a breakdown after being forced to report on the horrors of war will come true? or maybe one of them has to conscript cuz... idk dude just cuz. The bomber plane makes me think of the blitz so maybe Crowley is comforting Azi while they hide from the bombs in the shop? whatever happens, ill love it :D
a quick google told me fuck all about the ladies of camelot, just that theyre often overshadowed by the guys. WHICH LIKE WTF?? anyways, apparently its like king arthur times, so maybe we see the arrangement being born?? YIPEE. other then that, they seem to be like a dance group? so like, idk? could be suppourting acts maybe? could the merlin fandom help with this maybe? whats goin on with the ladies of Camelot my dudes.
MAGIC AZIRAPHLE MAGIC AZIRPAHLE MAIGIC AHVDSAKJ YAY!! I love the idea of aziraphale pulling a snake from his hat as part of the act and Crowley pretending to be pissed but internally freaking the fuck out because 'HOLY SHIT HES HOLDING ME HES HOLDING ME HES SO SOFT WHAT THE FUCK'
I HAVE. SO MANY. THOUGHTS. ON. SPACE. SO, SO HEAR ME OUT RIGHT, SO, the only time space has been mentioned really is when Crowley was talking abt how he made certain planets and the Alpha Centauri stuff. SO MAYBE WE'LL BE GETTING SOME PRE-FALL CROWLEY?? cuz like, the only thing close to space is heaven, but that's meant to be transcendent, and by definition exists outside of space and time. SO THEREFORE, PRE-FALL CROWLEY?? PLEASE?? NEIL IM BEGGING, IM ON MY KNEES, PLEASE!!
the... the hearts.. the love hearts.. the.. the hearts falling from the sky when they.. when the.. when... DNCBKHFVYEWIQUKLDWHJNX I'm feeling such normal feelings rn haha. anyways they're in love and :D the way they're sat on the roof together as well? like aw :( the jukebox and the vinyls (are those vinyls?) make me think more 60's content? and the Bentley as well? friendly reminder that Crowley goes too fast for him!! maybe we'll see him drinking himself into oblivion after he gets brutally rejected by Az :D oo or maybe him contemplating offing himself with the holy water! or maybe more lighthearted stuff, like the discovery of the queen curse :)
(also OO ninas shop!)
the lifts make me think more heaven content, which we knew was happening anyway but I'm thinking more Az giving reports and getting verbally abused and humiliated :D also, the steam makes me think industrial revolution for some reason? idk tho
THE ARRIVAL. is that the title for ep 1? Probably. but on the posters there's like a locked box? (getting fnaf 4 flashbacks) i've no clue what that means, like at all. but its prolly smth!
and thats it! this will probably be updated and edited, but these are all my thoughts as of the day it was released.
if you read this, there must be smth wrong with you mentally, but me too, me too. give me any thoughts you might have, ill be really interested to hear them! (these guys have consumed my brain)
friendly reminder that it'll be quiet, gentle, and romantic. and they like holding hands!
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weirdcat1213 · 9 months
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ok i have an oreo on one hand and a shark plushie on the other, lets do this
trimax volume 8 (pls dont hurt me)
thoughts
BUT BEFORE THAT, ACTUAL QUESTION: how are the 1st timers holding up? yall doing good?
ok now long post is here
chap 1:
-oh that title page its SO FUCKING GOOD
-MY BOI HES HERE
-oh hes not....doing it by choice.....oh
-legato looking like a pizza pocket is the comedy relief we all need tbh
-GET HIS ASS VASH GET HIS ASSSSS
-oh my geesus i heard that, i felt that shit
-"they abuse us" and here you are knives...doing the same shit
-OH THANK GOD YOURE HERE
-could you look less happy while doing this shit knives? pls?
-something something divine punishment from the skies, something something yeah ofc not anyone can do that shit
-oh hey why is he with them i actually forgot
-aw :3 i wonder who taught him to not shoot to kill :3
-also pls leave him alone hes not just a killer pls youre hurting my feelings-
-:c
-STOP VASH DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT HOLY SHIT
-rem mention :c
-knives can you stop being right for a second, thanks
-the arm...wow
-OH YES ITS THIS MOMENT YES
-i dont remember what the other translation said but "that was the day we both lost our minds"....yeah im gonna sit with this one for a bit and cry cuz its true, they did
-oh yeah i didnt get this the 1st time lets try again :D
-ohhhhh....oh shit
-i hate siding with knives on this chapter but i cant help it. i also love the idea of being even
-also he looks so fucking cool while being evil, cool points for you knives
-"invasion" and it ends with him looking at the stars/nightsky? brilliant
chap 2:
-STOP BEING RIGHT KNIVES
-ALSO STOP DISTRACTING ME FROM WOLFWOOD TIME
-ah yes, the classic, sweetest, full of angst potential "i will remind of you of your home and how you dont belong there anymore" card, good to see you here
-oh god i forgot about this part, geesus
-ah crap i love this tho, gives you time to actually take in everything that knives is causing. its so easy to gloss over it with some quick panels but to actually take the time...i love it
-ok ik they get absorbed by knives but the idea of them flying away and being free (for a bit) is so pretty, im happy for them
-...geesus christ
-YES MY GIRLSSSSSSSSS :D
-it makes you wonder what they did to stay alive actually, like you never think of that stuff ig
chap 3:
-wait they didnt know???? hold up....yeah ig that makes sense but...hmmm
-YEAH YOU TELL THEM LUIDA >:D
-:c
-ALSO interesting how the borders didnt go black to represent a flashback, so maybe it wants to show how present is that memory in luida's mind. wow
-"maybe hes been waiting for us to come and help him" aaaand thats enough to make me tear up, im the weakest bitch on the planet let me tell you
-YES SEE LUIDA GETS IT
-GET WRECKED BY THE EXISTENCE OF GOOD PEOPLE ASSHOLE
-OH MAN HES BREAKING
-COOL ASS PANEL ALSO
-oh shit so he hit some plants oh shit oh damn
-AH SHIT
-omg she looks so epic while killing people <3
-THERE HE IS HERE WE GO YES GO GET YOUR HUSBAND
-oh look its the man in the tin can lmao
chap 4:
-KILL HIM WOLFWOOD KILL HIM
-HALF A YEAR???? damn i always forget, this is still going at the speed of light tho
-aw no :c my baby :c
-then again i like that you can see that even if it was just half a year (literally nothing for vash) it still caused him pain and suffering, 10/10
-GEESUS BRO HE JUST GOT FREE
-oh shit oh shit no
-im not really sure how he escaped legato but im glad :D also vash is longgggg i lvoe it :3
-well thats just depressing livio
-pls leave livio
-KILL HIM KILL HIMMMM
-ok but vash being basically a ragdoll rn while wolfwood is fighting and bleeding breaks my heart let me tell you
-wolfwood shut the hell up ok? shut up, i dont wanna hear it
-oh im going insane :) i hate wolfwood so much rn (his crime was to say sad things)
-OH IT WAS HERE I ACTUALLY FORGOT THIS WAS THE MOMENT AWWW HOLY SHIT MY BOY
-YES SAVE YOUR HUSBAND
-"youre not lost wolfwood" wolfwood saying all that shit outloud and IK FOR A FACT vash's heart almost broke ik it i feel it
-baby dont apologize :c
-............................................................ :c
-ah fuck hes here
-WAIT HOLY SHIT THAT LIKE SHADOW OF LIGHT???? AMAZING???
-oh oh im sick to my little stomach i fear oh geesus my boy, my baby, im so happy that wolfwood is all you need but also im so sad you dont have anything else, do i make sense?
-threatening you brother and begging him to not sacrifice himself in the same breath...knives the plant that you are
-woooooooooooooooooooooooooow i love that shit, hes so little...
-PLS GOD LET THIS BE IN STAMPEDE PLS PLS I WANT A SCENE WITH BOTH OF THEM IN THE SKY SO BAD PLSSSS
-im not entirely sure what is happening but damn thats nasty
-NO DONT FUCKING SAY THAT
chap 5:
-LMAO HIS FACE XD
-welp...this is terrible
-nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :c
-oh righttttt, i forgot about that plan, so thats why people called him chapel
-oh that panel with livio thats fucking brutal geesus nightow. like the old livio seems so pure and far away while the current livio is so violent and present
-my god he looks like shit
-MARLONNNNNNNNNNNNN :D
-oh meryl my girl :'3 omg shes the best
-im so depressed rn :D
-idc if hes rotting, sadly the man looks majestic af
-ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oh ok
-NO DONT LEAVE PLS DONT FUCKING LEAVE PLS NO STAY STAY STAY STAY STAY STAY STAY STAY STAY
OH SHIT THIS IS FREE BIRD OH SHIT OH NO HELP HELPPPPPPPPPPPP
free bird time ig:
-freeeee biiiiird yeaah tururururururu
-wdym congratulations cmon man
-oh honey......
-awww :c
-oh wow now im DEPRESSED :D
-ugh that fucking face
-hes so cool sometimes >:D
-aw you made her cry :c
-"tired of filling a space in other peoples lives"....hmmmm
-aw :c
I hate whats coming i fucking swear.
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hils79 · 7 months
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Hils Watches Goblin - Ep 3
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I love him
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Haha! A dramatic rescue and now they have to walk home
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Can they communicate telepathically now? I love it
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He's very cute
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YES! Fuck up her abusive family
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So there's a chance that the king that killed him has been reincarnated as member of ikon or a member of this girl group that I don't recognise. Amazing.
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Ooh nice tough having him be there for the doctor not the patient. Didn't see that coming
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This reminds me of when I was watching Duel and the characters kept stopping to eat at Subway and talk about how tasty the food is
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I love her
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Haha! She blew out the food she burnt and accidentally summoned the goblin, who she is trying to avoid
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His smug smile. Everyone in this is a dork and I love them
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I mean if Lee Dong Wook showed up to take me to the afterlife I would definitely go without hesitation
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I assumed grim reapers had always been grim reapers but apparently he has a past life. Interesting.
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Oh my god they've gone grocery shopping together. I love to see powerful supernatural beings doing mundane stuff like this
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Grim Reaper: I can't wait for your bride to pull out the sword so you die Also Grim Reaper: Oh, no, please don't leave 🥺
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Grim Reaper is totally going to pretend to take her just to get him to come back
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Aww she kept the flowers he gave her the first time they met. This drama isn't at all what I expected. I thought it was going to be all brooding heavy angst but it's sweet and funny
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Ooh magic stall lady hexed the grim reaper so he would pick up the ring. I've already forgotten what's significant about the ring. Was it that woman in the past who owned it? And then did Eun Tak's mother pick it up at one point too? I'm sure all will become clear
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Oh my god did Eun Tak's pretty boss just have a meet cute with the grim reaper. Well, that fortune teller did say she'd have bad luck with men. This probably won't end well
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Yeah, for a start he can't touch her. Oh, didn't he say he can see people's past lives if he touches them? I'm sure that will become relevant at some point
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Yeah, that's not ominous at all
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I mean yes if I had a meet cute with Lee Dong Wook I would be like this also. I mean not really because I'm ace but I understand. He's very handsome.
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He's been living with the goblin for too long. He's started wearing sweaters now too
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Wow she is terrible too. I hope the goblin punishes her as well
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Two powerful immortals freaking out because someone rang their doorbell. This drama is so fun.
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This is about to get awkward
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Wait, can she really see it? I'd think 'holy shit there's a giant sword impaling you' would have come up before now
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miracleonice87 · 2 years
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lady (part two to big, big plans) - with Sidney Crosby
a/n: based on the song Lady by Brett Young. this story picks up a couple of weeks after big, big plans ended. lyrics in italics indicate jumps forward in time.
warnings: swearing, alcohol. basically all about pregnancy, babies, childbirth, etc. (my brand), so if those topics are triggering, please skip this one! complete and total fluff with just a tiny touch of angst. Sid as a dad to a newborn should also come with a warning, so here you go. 
word count: ~4,000
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I remember when I first heard your heartbeat
It had only been eight weeks
Standing there, starin' at that screen
Was the first time you ever scared me…
Holy. Shit.
Sid blew out a deep breath, both your hands wrapped tightly around one of his for where he stood next to you at the exam table. The whooshing noise thumping through his ears seemed to reverberate from his chest to his toes. A strong, steady beat. His baby’s heartbeat. Your baby’s heartbeat. He was sure he would never hear a more beautiful sound. 
“Wow,” you whispered as your eyes remained fixed on the screen, the image little more than a nondescript, imperfect circle at this eight-week mark. Tears dripped down your temples and you finally turned your head to see the wonder and bewilderment on Sid’s face. Your always calm, ever collected partner had never looked more rattled. 
“Oh, my god,” he muttered, raising his eyebrows as his lips pulled into an awestruck smile. “That’s our baby.” 
You nodded and your tears continued to fall freely. He raised your joined hands and pressed his lips to your knuckles, his free hand finding your head, thumb gently stroking your hairline. 
“Our baby,” you repeated, giggling sweetly. “We’re really having a baby.” 
Sid nodded and bent at the waist to kiss your forehead. 
“Oh, my god,” he said again, chuckling against your skin. 
The technician smiled at the two of you and said, “I’ll make copies of the pictures we’ve taken here today. How many would you like?” 
Just as you said “maybe three,” Sid said, “ten, please,” and you glanced at him in amusement. He gave you a confused look. 
“What do you mean?” he scoffed. Counting on his fingers, he continued. “Me, you, our parents, Taylor, your sister, Mario and Nathalie-” 
You cut him off, placing a hand on his forearm, and looked back to the tech. 
“However many you typically give is fine,” you gently assured. She smiled warmly. 
“Ten copies, coming right up,” she said. “Sit tight.” 
Sidney thanked her as she left the room, then his lips were on yours in a flash. You smiled into his passionate kiss, a gesture uncharacteristic of him in a public place, even when there wasn’t anyone else immediately in the vicinity. 
“Are you excited?” you asked against his lips. He hummed affirmatively. 
“What tipped you off?” he teased, earning a giggle. He guided you to an upright position on the table and cupped your cheek. “You’re doing the most incredible thing for us. I’m amazed. And I’m also completely terrified,” he admitted, less proudly.
You slid your hand to rest on his shoulder. “I am, too, in a way,” you confirmed. Your smile grew significantly as you added, “but I think we’re gonna fucking rock this ‘being parents’ thing, babe.” 
Sidney studied you intently. “You think so?” he asked seriously, smoothing his thumb across your cheekbone. 
You nodded. “I really do, Sid,” you promised. “And I wouldn’t wanna do this with anybody else.”
He leaned in for another kiss, finding comfort in you as he always did, which was more important than ever as you faced your biggest challenge to date. But you’d greet it head first, together, and he’d have you – he knew beyond a doubt that that would be more than enough. 
God knows I don't know
Exactly what I'm doin', but
Good news, we got her to get through it…
“No, Sid, this piece goes up here… like… this. I think.”
“Tanger, that makes no sense. It should go down here and then come across like… wait.”
You rolled your eyes and tried to stifle a laugh at the conversation happening in your guest room-turned-nursery just down the hall from your bedroom. As you entered the room and sat down the basket of freshly washed newborn clothes on the plush rocking chair, Sid looked up at you wide-eyed.
“Did you just carry that basket up the steps by yourself?” Sid asked, mild frustration evident in his voice. 
You stepped closer to him, trying to distract him by sinking your fingers into the soft curls atop his head as he sat on the floor. 
“I’m six months pregnant, babe. Not an invalid,” you said, trying your best to sound nonchalant. 
“That’s a non-answer,” Sidney pointed out, though he leaned into your touch. 
“Uh oh,” Kris mumbled as he busied himself inspecting the crib pieces, sensing that he was about to become witness to a spat, the sort with which, after two kids of his own, he was all too familiar. He knew better than nearly anyone how tense and stressed Sid got when big things were going on – Cup runs, big trades, injuries. But nothing could compare to how big this was – welcoming his first baby with you. 
The stress of it was nearly enough to drive the man to the brink. He waited on you hand and foot, barely let you out of his sight, and had forced his way into taking over nearly all of the household chores, including laundry, since finding out you were pregnant. He had given you explicit instructions not to carry the laundry baskets up the steps and to let him do it instead… but of course, you were just as stubborn as he, and attempted to sweep under the rug your blatant ignorance of his wishes in favor of surveying the progress the men had made on the baby’s crib… or, rather, the lack thereof. 
“I take it things aren’t going so well in here,” you said evenly. 
Sid sighed, sitting back and reaching up one hand to cradle your ever-rounding bump. 
“Could be going better,” he mumbled. You bit your lip to keep from smirking at his admission – if there was one thing Sidney didn’t take well to, it was failure at something. At anything.
“Kris, we invited you over because we thought you’d have experience with this type of thing,” you pointed out, giggling. 
Kris held up his hands in his own defense. 
“Hey, it’s been years now since I’ve had to put together a crib!” he argued. “The technology has already evolved.” 
You snorted, lightly scratching at Sidney’s head to get him to look up at you. 
“How about we just hire someone to do this?” you asked gently. 
“No, I’m gonna finish this if it kills me,” Sid replied adamantly. “I should be able to put together my baby’s crib.” 
You held up your other hand in concession. 
“Okay, whatever you say,” you said. “I’ll bring you a couple more beers and then I think I’ll take a nap.” 
Sid kissed your stomach and squeezed your hip. 
“Deal, as long as you’re gonna rest,” he said. “And don’t you worry – we’re gonna figure this out.” 
“I have no doubt,” you assured, bending as best you could to peck his lips. “Oh, and I’m pretty sure that piece you’re holding is the top railing,” you added innocently before heading to the kitchen. 
Your statement was followed by a few seconds of silence, then you heard a “hmph” from Sid and an indignant exclamation from Kris – “I told you so!” 
You were awoken later by the fading light of dusk filtering in through your bedroom windows. You sat up with a yawn, propped against your oversized pregnancy pillow, and found Sid sitting in a chair across the room on his laptop. 
“Hi,” you greeted groggily with a small smile. 
He lifted his head and instantly beamed at you. 
“There’s my girl,” he said, setting his computer aside and crossing the room to join you. “How’d you sleep?” he asked as he sat down on the edge of the bed, kissing your temple. 
You sighed contentedly. “Actually so good,” you said. Sid’s grin grew wider – he knew how hard sleep had been to come by for you as you neared the end of your second trimester. 
“That’s great, babe,” he said. “I didn’t wanna wake you, but… I have a surprise for you.” 
You raised your eyebrows. “The crib is done?!” you asked with excitement. 
Sid shrugged, feigning innocence. “I dunno, you better come see,” he said. 
He eased you off the bed and led you down the hallway to the new nursery, where the door was closed. You turned to him with a curious look. 
“I’m gonna cover your eyes, okay?” he asked, and you nodded as he stepped behind you, placing one hand over your eyes and opening the door with the other. “Just follow my lead. Take a step… careful.” 
He guided you further into the room, and you squealed in surprise when your feet found a fluffy surface beneath them, in contrast to the hardwood that had been bare just hours ago. 
You heard the smile in his voice as Sid said, “ready… and… open.”
You gently pried his hand from your face and immediately gasped at the scene before you. Earlier today, the only signs that a baby girl was on her way were the blush pink paint on the walls, the rocking chair passed down from your grandmother’s house, and the unassembled crib components scattered on the floor. Since then, the room had been transformed into the coziest place in your home. You took in the details that had been added only today – the white faux fur rug beneath your feet, the changing table on one side of the room and the long-awaited crib on the other, the ruffled curtains on the windows, the shelves that held an assortment of children’s books and stuffed animals along with a framed copy of a recent ultrasound picture and a photo of you and Sid, and, maybe your favorite of all, the pink neon sign that read “Baby Crosby” lighted above the crib. 
The tears escaped you as though someone had turned on a faucet, and you could only sob as Sid wrapped his arms tightly around your chest from behind. 
Though he knew they were tears of joy, Sidney still felt anxious as you cried hard, and he turned you around to cradle you against himself as he soothingly rubbed at your back. 
“Shhh, honey,” he cooed. “Breathe for me, okay?” he chuckled. 
You pulled back from him with a teary giggle, nodding. 
“I’m sorry, I’m sorry,” you said, trying to gather yourself. “I’m okay, I swear.” 
Sidney smiled, smoothing his hands up and down your arms. “Don’t apologize, babe,” he said, kissing the bridge of your nose. “I knew this might be a little overwhelming, but I just wanted to make it special for you.”
You splayed a hand across your chest, staring again at all of the thoughtful additions to the room. 
“Special doesn’t even begin to cover it, Sid,” you said dreamily as your eyes found him again. “How did you even do all of this?!” 
He grinned proudly. “I actually called in some reinforcements,” he said. “I didn’t feel right asking for people to buy you things for a baby shower or anything, so I asked our parents and our sisters to each pick out a certain piece, and I ordered everything and hid all the boxes in the shed. So…” he turned you again in his arms, his solid chest pressed to your back as he pointed out various elements of the room. “Your dad picked out the books, some of the ones you loved most when you were little. Your mom picked out the curtains, because she said they reminded her of the ones from your and your sister’s old room.” Your heart warmed – you realized the curtains were almost identical to the ones you used to have. “My mom picked out the changing table because she knows you’re picky about storage, just like she is. My dad picked out the stuffed animals – a little Louky he found from Rimouski, a yellow lab because he knows how much we loved Sam, and a penguin because, well… obviously.” You laughed together as he smoothed his foot over the furry rug. “Your sister picked the rug because she said you had it saved on Pinterest. And my sister chose the shelves and the framed photos because she said it’s the best she can do until the baby comes and she can take real family photos of us.” You hummed happily. “And… the sign is a gift from me.” 
You turned toward him once more, your hand resting on his cheek, tears filling your eyes again. 
“How can I even begin to say thank you for this, Sid?” you whispered, shaking your head in amazement, humbled by his gesture of tenderness, thoughtfulness, and pure love. 
Sidney, too, shook his head. “How do I even begin to say thank you for this?” he asked, his hand finding your belly on the final word. “This is truly the least I could do. And listen, there are still plenty of finishing touches for you to add – sheets and blankets and artwork and stuff – but if there’s anything you wanna take back, we can easily return-”
You silenced him with a kiss, though pushing yourself up on your toes took a bit more effort these days. He smiled against your lips, and your hand found the back of his neck to keep him close. When you broke apart, he rested his forehead against yours. 
“This is perfect,” you whispered. “It’s better than I could have ever dreamed. Thank you, babe.”
Sid smiled proudly. “I love you,” he whispered back. “And our girl.” 
You nodded, resting your head on his chest as you soaked in the moment you knew would live as a sweet memory in your soul forevermore. 
I hope you look just like your momma
And love her like I do
You'll see close to perfect patience
If you watch her every move…
Sid had never been happier to miss an All-Star game. 
The official reason given by the team was that Sid was dealing with a hand injury that would have prevented him from playing in the game. The truth was, when the roster was released, Sid approached the Pens training staff and confirmed that, yes, he still did have a bruised hand from blocking a shot a week ago, but he would be prepared to play through it after the break. Just… not during. 
Knowing that you were now well into your pregnancy, plus noting in conversations with management that there truly was no reason to push Sid’s hand injury by playing in a meaningless game, the training staff deferred to the captain, who did not travel to sunny Florida that week after all. 
Instead, he spent the week in snowy Pittsburgh with you, and he had never been happier about a decision. (Well, almost never.) 
The break was spent putting the finishing touches on the nursery, organizing all the smaller items you’d gotten from your recent baby showers, and relaxing together, both one-on-one and with friends from the team who had also stayed in town. Sid’s number one priority was spoiling the hell out of you. 
Your favorite part of each day was simply laying together before bed, whether you were scrolling your phones, watching reruns of Friends, or reading, as you had been doing this evening. 
Sid emerged from the bathroom after taking a break from his thousand-page history of World War II ships to brush his teeth and get ready for bed. You heard him chuckle softly and saw him shaking his head as you lowered your copy of The Stranger Beside Me by Ann Rule, about her complicated friendship with Ted Bundy. 
“What?” you inquired, smirking. “What are you giggling about, mister?”
He let out an amused sigh and stretched out onto the bed on his stomach, reaching out his hand to rub soothingly over your bump, as was his most frequent habit as of late. He used his other hand to prop up his head. 
“I just don’t know how you read these terrifying books period, let alone while you’re carrying our child,” he said, simultaneously amazed and horrified. “I would never sleep.”
You shrugged. “Well I like them,” you said stubbornly. 
Sidney smiled at your obstinance, egging you on. “Our baby’s going to come out wanting to hear nursery rhymes about serial killers,” he joked. 
You rolled your eyes and set the book aside. “Better than asking for one about military ships,” you murmured, curling your fingers into Sid’s thick, slightly salt-and-pepper hair. 
He scoffed. “She’s going to know all about them anyway,” he insisted. “I’ll make sure of it.” Sid turned his attention back to your belly, flexing the pads of his fingertips against your middle.
“What do you think, little one? Are you gonna read military books like Dad when you’re bigger? Hmm? Or are you gonna read those weird true crime books like Mama?” 
“What if she’s into science? Or philosophy?” you suggested. 
He offered his sweet crooked smile  “Even better,” he replied. Then, pressing his lips to your stomach he murmured, “Then she’ll be smarter than us both.”
You smiled, too, and rested your head back against your pillows, growing sleepy at Sid’s repeated movements. You stroked his smooth cheek with your thumb.
“I hope she has your eyes,” you whispered dreamily. 
Sid shook his head. “Nah… I hope she looks just like her mama,” he rebutted, picking up your hand to press a kiss to your wrist. 
Those were the last words you heard before you drifted to sleep, still smiling. 
She'll hear you, she'll hold you, she'll help you through
She'll fix you, and me too…
This was far from the birth either of you had anticipated. 
After your water broke in the early hours of a frigid March morning, Sidney had loaded your bags into his vehicle and cautiously made his way to Magee Women’s, the route familiar after nine months of regular trips to the Oakland hospital. Traffic at this time of day was virtually nonexistent, and getting checked into your labor and delivery room was, thankfully, a breeze. 
The morning started easily, with you still able to laugh and talk between light contractions, even calling your and Sidney’s parents yourself to give them the exciting news that their first grandchild would soon be making her arrival. Your strength and calm made Sid feel strong and calm himself. 
Until that evening, when you had been pushing for three hours but you weren’t making any progress at all. Sid could feel the anxiety gripping his heart as he watched you writhe in pain. Though he had never witnessed a birth, he got the sense that this was not “the norm.” His concern only grew as he watched your doctor send a pointed, knowing expression to the nurse standing by your bed, who was now reaching for an oxygen tank and mask, handing it to you and calmly instructing you to put the mask over your nose and breathe normally. You did so with trembling fingers, your eyes wide with fear. 
Suddenly, a chorus of beeping alarms was chirping, lights flashing on every screen and monitor in the room. The nurse herself pressed the call button on your remote which brought two other nurses into the room. 
No, Sid thought as he stared down at you, wide-eyed behind the oxygen mask. No, no. It isn’t supposed to be this way.
“Fetal heart rate’s dropping,” one nurse said, moving from one monitor to inspect the paper report trailing out from another.  
No. No, no, no. 
“Mom’s blood pressure is spiking,” another nurse said, reaching for her stethoscope. 
No. No. 
“I think baby’s shoulders are stuck, Mama,” the doctor explained, her voice gentle but still thick with a distinct urgency. “This is gonna hurt, and it’s not going to be easy. I’m sorry. We’ve gotta get baby out now. I need you to stay calm for me and focus on pushing as hard as you can, okay?” 
With one arm lifting your shoulders off the bed and the other hand clasped tightly between both your own, Sidney focused all of his attention on you. 
“You’re doing it, babe,” he encouraged, pressing his forehead to the side of your head. “You’re doing so well, sweet girl. Almost there.” He heard his own voice wavering even as he forced himself to put on brave and steady front for you. 
You moved the oxygen mask away from your face, your hands shaking even more now. “It’s… so hard!” you panted, head slumping back against the flimsy pillow. 
Sidney nodded, squeezing your knee. “I know it is, babe,” he sympathized. “I can’t even imagine. But you’ve got this, okay? You do.” 
You looked at him, sniffling, the most pitiful expression on your face. “It hurts, Sid,” you cried. “It hurts so bad.”
His throat tightened at your admission – you had a high pain tolerance, and past that, you never, ever complained. He knew that this was the worst pain of your life, and he wished more than anything that he could bear it for you instead. 
“I know, honey, I know,” he soothed, blinking back tears of his own. “But you’re almost done, okay? Our baby is almost here – she’ll be here so soon. Right?” 
You nodded, frowning, your breath coming in slow, uneven gasps. 
“Right,” he answered himself, positioning the oxygen mask back over your nose and mouth. “So listen – let’s take some deep breaths and get ready to bring her here to us. Okay?” 
You responded immediately to his coaching, pursing your lips to control your breathing as you’d both learned in the many birthing classes you’d attended over the past several months. You knew he was right. No matter the unexpected circumstances, you were made for this – you could do this. And you would, with Sidney right beside you, supporting you each step of the way. 
“Okay,” you whispered, feeling the urge to push again. “Okay, I’m ready.”
Sid lifted your shoulders so that you were in a crunch position once again. “Good girl,” he praised as the nurse counted you through your pushing. “That’s my girl.” 
You can always run to daddy
You'll always be my baby, but
Look at her, baby girl
And you'll learn how to be a lady…
Saylor Paige Crosby arrived after four full hours of pushing, her dramatic birth not at all representative of her laid-back nature. She barely whimpered during those first sacred hours after her birth, save for when she was hungry. Her proud grandparents “ooh”d and “ahh”d over her sweet disposition and soft coos, and could barely pull themselves away for the night when the nurse gently reminded them that visiting hours were long over. They reluctantly said their goodbyes, and before they had even made their way out of the maternity ward, Sid turned around to find you already sleeping peacefully. 
He smiled softly to himself, Saylor tucked in one arm, and pulled the covers up to your shoulders with his free hand, bending down to press a light kiss to your forehead. He backed away from you silently and took a seat in the recliner at the end of the bed, focusing once again on Saylor. 
“You and Mama had a long day, huh?” he rasped, smoothing one hand over the blanket tightly wrapped around the baby’s form. “She’s so strong, baby girl,” he added incredulously. “She didn’t even swear at me while she was bringing you here,” he added with a wry grin. “I think that’s pretty good.” 
He sighed deeply, looking up again at your sleeping form. 
“You’ve both been through so much today,” he said, looking back to Saylor. “But you’re here now, huh? You’re here, and you’re safe, and you’re the most beautiful little girl in the world.” He traced a finger over his daughter’s familiar features. “Yes, you are. And I was right about one thing,” he continued, beaming. “You look just like her. Lucky girl.” He pulled the hospital-issued cap, complete with a giant bow, down further to cover Saylor’s ears. “The luckiest girl, to have her as your mama. She’s the most wonderful person in the world, with the kindest heart. She loves you more than anything, Say. I can promise you that,” he said, sniffling, swiping at the stray tears that had fallen. “And I know you’ll love her like I do.” 
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*SPOILERS WITHIN*
Storyline: 5/5 Smut: 2/5
So your girl is having terrible nightmares and puking her guts out, and you can’t be bothered to wake up and smooth her? What a perfect catch 😒
Oh Feyre 🥺 She’s so traumatized and Tamlin isn’t seeing it. All he’s worried about is putting up a united front for his court.
“Hello, Feyre darling.” 👀😘
SHE FUCKING HURLED HER SHOE AT HIS HEAD 😂😂😂
Oh fuck you, Tamlin. Feyre just got back from the night court and the first thing you do is interrogate her? Gtfo, dude.
“I am drowning. And the more you do this, the more guards… you might as well be shoving my head under the water.” - oh wow. That hurt me. And then Tamlin losing control? Pft. Feyre, collect your shit and go back to the night court.
Wooo. Tamlin just fucked up! You locked her in? I fucking hope she sends for Rhys. It’s exactly what you deserve, you little bitch.
Mor! You beautiful, beautiful being! Damn right Rhys broke the barrier with such ease 😏
She asked Rhys to take her with him! Ahhhhhj 🤭
Feyre admitting those things to the Bone Carver has me like 🥺
Damn, Cassian. Them words you spoke to Nesta about Feyre and your people got me feeling a certain way 👀😂
Feyre breaking down while training with Cassian 💔
Rhys sending that vision of Feyre shopping for pretty lacy things and what would have happened has me smiling like a dumbass 🤭
Rhys can tug me down into his lap anytime. The high lord’s whore? Well.. I’ll take the title lol.
Feyre grinding on Rhys as felt her up and found out how wet she was 🥵 Jesus Christ these two are gonna kill me.
Damn right Rhys gonna protect his lady after Keir makes a dumbass remark to Feyre. Serves you right, you little bitch.
Starfall! Oh god I’m so in love with these two.
“I want to paint you.” // “Nude would be best” 😂 These two, I swear. They’re gonna be the death of me.
All this licking that Rhys is talking about has got me blushing 🤭
WHO THE FUCK SHOT RHYS OUT OF THE SKY?!
Feyre darling doing a woman’s work and getting her man back. Fuck you, you nameless dicks.
“I was looking for you too” 😭 My fucking heart can’t take this!!
THEYRE MATES?!?!?! Are you fucking kidding me!?!? This is the best thing ever. But he kept it from her. Omg he kept it from her. I don’t want angst between my babies. I just want them happy.
She accepted the bond 🥹
And then they banged it out 😏 Nice 👌🏼 lmao
No, no, no! They infiltrated Velaris 😧
High fucking lady of the Night Court! Holy shit!
And fuck you, Tamlin. I’m so pissed off right now. I hope Feyre fucks your shit up.
And Lucien, I’m not sure i want you mated to sweat elain. You’re suspicious, dude.
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