#oh he done messed up lmaooooo
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The Story of Minglan
There is no chance I will finish this episode tonight because tomorrow is a work day and I must sleep, but I was PROMISED a scene with Madam Zhang and Minglan just now and I have no self-control 😔
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Aww, cutiepie 🖤
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NOOOOO, GU TINGYE TURNED HIM INTO LUNCH 😭
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LMAO, idiot, you are sitting alone in the middle of the forest right in his line of sight and he's obviously looking for you.
What do you think looking away is going to do?
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Congratulations on the baby but condolences on having to fuck your worthless husband to get there 😔
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OH MY GOD.
KILL ALL MEN.
OK, Tingye, Changbai and Shitou can stay, but to the dumpster with the rest of them.
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LMAO, drag him, Changbai.
I also feel like he is making problems where there shouldn't be any.
Just get rid of the damn concubine yourself, OMG, and continue fucking your legitimate wife in peace.
But no, he wants the dramatics.
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LMAOOOOO, GIRL, HE IS YOUR HUSBAND!! 😅😅
I AM THINKING HE IS GOING TO BE A DIRECT PARTICIPANT!
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They are not being subtle at all, lol 🤣🤣
We get it, okay, a baby is coming to the Gu family!
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Oh, fuck off.
It's about time somebody told you to shut up.
And the worst thing is, there is no point to her ugly scheming and backstabbing. Her son is useless and can't function on any level, what is he going to do with a noble title even if he was to inherit it? He would run the entire family into the ground within a few years. If she just quit even now, both she and her son and all their descendants could live in wealth and splendour for who knows how long, but no. She is rotten to the core and just can't help herself.
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He is Sheng Hong the Second.
So weak and self-serving. He doesn't deserve his magnificent wife.
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She's finally being honest and if he has any brains he should listen and reassure her.
The truth is, as a woman, she is so limited and reliant on his whims. How can she trust him? He is asking too much of her too soon.
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OMG, set your ego down for five minutes, please.
She's a smart woman, of course she is. She's just trying to survive.
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Oh, shut the fuck up.
Right now, he reminds me of those men who run around screaming, "There is no gender discrimination anymore! Men have it worse!"
He's usually so smart and now he's letting his insecurity get the better of him.
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Drag him, Minglan.
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Oh, ffs.
Is he seriously bringing this up again? I thought he was better than that.
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I don't know about her, but you are seriously starting to get on my nerves.
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She should have smacked him harder. WTF was that entire scene, in front of other people, no less.
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I'm so tired 😑😑
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LMFAO
Definitely my favourite couple here.
They should give me a drama with just Xiaotao and Shitou being up to no good and stupid in love. And make it a comedy.
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Aww, TGCF flashbacks 🦋🌹
Luckily, Hua Cheng is a ghost and therefore already dead, so life is already over and done with and the banquet can now truly be neverending with his immortal god of a husband.
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LMAO, yes, Tingye, when are you going back to your wife's room?
You're messing with his love life too because Xiaotao is now mad at you both 🤣🤣
I love them so much 🖤
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Empress Dowager gets on my very last nerve.
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Oh, ffs.
Haven't we all already agreed that you should shut up forever?
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Oh, Tingye 😔
At least this will (hopefully) buy you some pampering from Minglan.
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her muse pt. 2
talk about a crappy day. [name] doesn't get her fight with katsuki. instead the two are sucked up by a sludge villain wanting to claim their quirks. after all that, [name] has an encounter with someone she hates.
midoriya izuku x fem!reader
bakugo katsuki x fem!reader
a/n: this isn't a thought out story. I wrote this all on a whim, so critique it with a grain of salt lmaoooo also I don't have any idea who really should be a love interest. midoriya was first pick, but like uraraka lmaooooo so ima add some bakugo moments.
That text never came and Izuku watched in horror seeing his childhood friends being harassed by the same villain that bothered him.
It had happened all too fast for the strongest students at Aldera Middle School to react to an attack. Their cocky and angry attitudes toward each other morphed into one of surprise.
“You two, get out of here!” [Name] pushed Katsuki’s so-called followers out of the way. In turn, she was swept up by the sludge monster and it laughed at her heroic action.
“You saved them for no reason!” It’s laughter was filled with no concern for her or Katsuki. Her rainbow colored eyes made contact with Bakugo just in time to see each other being harassed.
“Kat…suki!” [Name] groaned in a miserable tone as she moved her head about using her wind quirk to push the tentacle trying to worm its way into her mouth. “Blow this bastard up!” Her arms were pinned down to her sides, but that didn’t really limit her quirk usage.
To this, Katsuki lit his hands up and it caused the villain to laugh. His efforts were making things worse as things caught on fire and damage was being done around them. “Silly girl! If you don’t surrender yourself to me, I’ll use your friend instead! How’s that sound!”
[Name] watched as the villain pulled Katsuki further into his slime body and she was stuck trying to choose what to do. A tentacle slid up her leg and she shrieked from the contact allowing another tentacle of slime to make its way to her mouth.
She choked on it and she couldn’t focus any longer as the villain began enveloping her. She couldn’t think straight, if she used her fire to push this villain off of her, everyone around her would be in danger! Tears pricked her eyes as she wasn’t getting any sufficient air in her system.
“How dare you prey on children!” A hero shouted and punched the slime villain. The villain wasn’t hurt, it couldn’t be. Something has to blow it away! [Name] felt herself slowly lose consciousness. She needed to use her wind to push away this villain. Chip at him little by little if she has too.
[Name] heard Katsuki yell and he got his mouth free yelling at the villain. “You picked the wrong guy to mess with! I’m gonna send you back to whatever sewer you crawled out of! Let me go!” Katsuki used his quirk and the explosions got bigger around him. She felt the heat and it burned her skin, but it also allowed her to stay awake.
She was going to get out of here too! [Name] closed her eyes tightly and a huge gust of wind came down the street. Light objects like plastic water bottles, papers and the like were flying around the sludge villain. She focused harder and the wind got stronger to the point where people had to hold on to each other or stronger objects that wouldn’t budge like street poles.
The wind forced the slimy tentacle out her mouth and she greedily sucked in a huge breath of well needed air. “So much power from the both of you!” The villain cheered in excitement, his crazed eyes looking down at the girl.
“Let us go, you pervert!” [Name] shouted at the top of her lungs and her right hand lit on fire. The ground beneath her cracked and she couldn’t hold herself back anymore. She wanted out of this situation. She didn’t want to be touched any longer.
“Oh~” The villain cooed with a giant smirk, his giant eyes looking up and down her frame, “but this girl, she’s so much stronger! I don’t need you!” The villain spat Katsuki out of his body and instead focused on taking complete control over [Name]. But she wasn’t going to go without a fight!
The villain slammed her back against the floor and she threw a fireball at his eye. “Hah! Just let me take control of you, silly girl!” The villain grew larger in size and not even the wind was going to help her get him off her. She was going to die if the heroes around her won’t help her.
She tried crawling backwards away from him. She tried throwing multiple fireballs at him. She tried throwing pieces of the broken earth beneath her at him. Nothing was working against him!
The slime villain hovered over her fear stricken body and she felt herself having a panic attack. She couldn’t think straight. The voice of the villain telling her to give up. The voices of the heroes that already gave up on saving her.
She heard them all. None of them couldn’t help her. She was alone in all of this. As she covered both of her fists in fire, [Name] slapped and blocked the onslaught of tentacles aiming for her mouth. “Katsuki!” She shouted in a desperate cry, “I need you to blast this bastard away! You’re the only one capable of doing that!”
Her voice carried in strong waves and it sent shivers down the peoples back.
“Let go of me! You heard her! I’m the only one that can help her! Damn it, go help her! Stop holding me back!”
The strain in Katsuki’s voice caught [Name] off guard and she looked to where her friend was being held back. Death Arms had his arms wrapped around Katsuki’s torso not letting him go back into danger. “Gotcha, girly!” The villain cackled and held [Name] upside down by her ankles. She squealed and the flames on her hands disappeared so she could hold her skirt down.
“You disgusting- umph!”
The villain shoved a tentacle in her mouth and forced himself onto her. [Name] squeezed her eyes shut and cried for help in her head. The sludge villain laughed at her predicament and lowered her closer to the floor. “If any hero tries to save her, I’ll snap her neck! Don’t test me!”
The ground started to shake in tremors and a small tornado was forming around the villain. The fire was being sucked in and [Name] clenched her hands tightly. ‘Anyone, please! Help me!’
“[Name]!”
Her eyes shot open and she was surprised to see Midoriya run straight to her, small tears leaving his eyes. His breath was unsteady, but his legs moved so fast towards her. “Ugh not this kid again!” The villain moved to attack Izuku, but instead he threw his yellow backpack at the villain. A journal hit the villain in the eye and the tornado dispersed immediately when Izuku came to range.
He clawed at the sludge and [Name] broke free with a gasp . She worriedly looked at Izuku and told him as she coughed, “Izu! It’s not safe here! You have to go!”
Izuku looked at her as he watched the slime enter her mouth again. He nervously smiled at her, his hands not stopping. “I couldn’t just stand there! I couldn’t watch you die! I’ll never leave you behind, [Name]!” She couldn’t respond back to him as the villain cackled and forced himself back onto the girl.
“She’s mine now! And I’m done toying with you!” The villain shouted and raised a giant hand to slam Izuku down, but the poor boy was protected from the hit. The smoke had settled and All Might stood in all his glory.
[Name] felt All Might’s hand dig in the sludge and he grabbed her small one on his own. “Detroit!” She closed eyes and prepared for All Might’s punch, “SMASH!”
All Might successfully pulled her out of the slime while punching the slime villain the hell away from her. She was secured in his grasp as the wind around them formed a tornado high in the sky. It dispersed after a bit and her tired body collided against Izuku’s as they were placed on the uneven street below them.
She sighed in relief and reached a shaky hand out to Izuku. Her fingers traced from his cheekbone down to his chin and she smiled at him weakly, “Thank you, Izu. You saved me.” She pulled away from him and turned to lay on her back, her face being touched by the raindrops.
“I’m so tired.”
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[Name] was swarmed by interviewees and heroes praising her and Bakugo for their courageous act they put out. Yet their kind words never reached her ears because she was focused on the ones she heard from the two heroes scolding Midoriya. She walked away from Katsuki’s side and approached the timid boy.
“Please, be nicer to him,” She gently said and wiped the dirt off her skirt, “Izuku may have been reckless, but he was brave in his own way. If he didn’t step in when he did, I think we all know what would have happened if that villain got in control of my quirk.”
The two pros looked at her and couldn’t really say anything to her. They weren’t in the place to do so because not even them could step in to help her. Kamui walked up to her and showed concern over her wounds, “You should have your cuts looked over, go to the-”
[Name] raised her hand and smiled, “I’m okay, once I’m in the mood to sing, my voice will heal me just fine.”
Death Arms looked at her in awe and questioned her, “Wait, you are able to control the elements and you can heal yourself? I have to say that’s very impressive!”
“My singing voice heals all kinds of wounds of others and myself. I think it’s very useful as well.” She blushed and looked down at Izuku. [Name] gave him a shy wave and said, “I have to go now. My dad is probably worried about me and my phone is dead. Thank you again, Izuku. I’ll see you at school.”
“R-right, please be careful on your way home,” Izuku stood up from the ground and waved back at her.
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‘I wonder how Katsuki is doing? I kinda ditched him for Izuku…and we never did have our duel - ughhhh~’ [Name] rubbed her forehead and kicked a pebble off to the side.
“Hey, kid, been awhile, huh?”
[Name] stopped dead in her tracks and turned around slowly to see her mother looking at her with a conniving smirk on her old face. Her mom’s rainbow colored eyes stared straight into her anxious soul.
“You gonna give me a hug or what?”
No,was the word [Name] wanted to reply back with. But she didn’t have the gall to do it. Instead she kept her safe distance from that wretched woman. [Name] kept her mouth closed and her fists clenched too tightly. Then she mustered up the confidence to speak.
“What do you want?” [Name] asked, her eyes squinting into a glare directed at her mother.
“You know what kind of proposal I’m going to give you.” Her mother rolled her eyes in annoyance and continued to say, “It’s time for you to start your real training. Time for you to keep my dear friend happy.”
[Name] cleared her throat, the lump inside was too big to swallow, “I already told you and that man, I want nothing to do with your agenda.”
“Oh, my dear, [Name],” Her mother relaxed her shoulders and one foot began tapping against the floor, “do you want your poor dad to suffer? He’s a good man, we both know he doesn’t belong in our world.”
[Name] slammed her destroyed school bag on the floor, her mouth twitching in anger, “You leave my dad out of this. He wants nothing to do with you anymore and I don’t blame him. You used him then left him for some ugly ass guy. I won’t be used like my dad.”
Her mother sighed and threw her hands in the air. Her nails long and sharp, they glittered in the sun with the polish on them “Fine~ You leave me no choice then. You either train with me and accept your Siren quirk or you lose both your quirks surrendering them to that man.”
[Name] looked down at the floor and weighed her options. Losing her quirk doesn’t sound good and to leave it to that man to use it like it belonged to him made her blood boil. She was still going to attend U.A, maybe if she got a pro’s help then she’d be fine. Yes, that could work.
‘You want a show of my quirk, I’ll give it to you,’ [Name] wiped her eyes and looked back at her mother. “I’ll train with you, on the condition that you don’t visit this town anymore. I’ll meet up with you when you need me. It doesn’t go the other way around.”
Her mother shrugged her shoulders and began walking away from her, “That’s a good girl! I’ll see you soon, darling!”
[Name] stayed in her spot until her mother’s body was out of sight. When she was gone, the girl sucked in a deep breath and put her hand on her chest to feel her beating heart. She had to play her cards right. She knew her mother and that villain group she was a part of was going to utilize her especially because she was going to U.A.
“Hey, what the hell was that about?”
“Ahh!”
[Name] spun around and saw Katsuki looking at her with his scrutinizing red eyes. She picked up her bag and stupidly asked, “What do you mean?”
Katsuki scoffed and rolled his eyes, “Whatever, if you don’t wanna tell me about the shitty relationship you have with your old lady, I won’t ask.” He stuffed his hands into his jeans and began walking towards his house which was in the same direction of [Name]’s.
[Name] ran up to his side and looked at his body. His clothes weren’t as battered as hers, but she saw some light bruises and cuts around his body. “Hey Katsuki,” she offered softly, “let me heal our wounds together.”
“With a stupid song? No thanks, they can heal on their own.” He rejected quickly and [Name] laughed before clearing her throat. Together, they walked back to their houses with [Name] singing ‘When The Sun loves The Moon’. It was perfect because the sun was setting while the moon was coming out to greet its bright rays.
Katsuki listened intently to the lyrics and side glanced at the girl singing next to him. Despite their disagreements, Katsuki still found her, in his eyes, a great friend to him. Even towards stupid Deku. She was nice, fierce, strong and…pretty.
Katsuki looked away from her and shook his head in denial, ‘Yeah, right. She’s plain dumb, that’s it.’
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#x reader#anime imagine#manga imagine#my hero academia#x female reader#midoriya izuku#bakugo katsuki#bakugo x reader#midoriya izuku imagine#midoriya x reader
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DBD characters reacting to…
A strong and aggressive survivor who fights them back (sometimes wins)
FT: Ghostface, Trickster, Pyramid Head, Micheal Myers, Spirit, Artist, Hag, Nurse, Huntress, and Sadako. Basically all my faves
Cw- Cannon violence, survivor is very aggressive, survivor is very good at hand to hand and disarming, survivor is around 5’4, survivor is implied yo be Hispanic (I’m projecting with this one my bad) and survivor is G/N with “you” or they/them being used
Tw- Trickster and Ghostface being pervs (not sorry!!!)
A/N: CAN U TELL I LOOOOOOOOVE WOMEN LMAOOOOO spirit is so cute fr like cmere lemme help u get that glass out of u bbg 😚😚 certified lovergirl right here 🙋🏽♀️🙋🏽♀️🙋🏽♀️
Ghostface
“Annoying little prick”
The first time you hit him, he had you cornered.
*bam* You had hit him right in the diaphragm.
He lost his breath and got knocked back. You put a lot of power behind that punch. Who knew such a small thing could pack so much power? He’s impressed
In your defense, he was all up in your face saying all these lewd things! How could you not punch him?
You got up on him again, and hit him in his nose with your left hand and his jaw with your right, then bounced. Now he’s just plain annoyed with you.
He didn’t get you that trial, and everyone made fun of him for getting bested by such a small little thing.
He was into it though
Trickster
“This is hot”
OH NO HES INTO IT 😢😢
Ur fucked lol!
He thinks you’re basically his girlfriend after the first time you beat his ass.
You had grabbed his wrist to keep him from stabbing you, and twisted his arm the opposite way
As soon as he let go out of shock, you picked it up off the floor and drove it into his stomach, and twisted the blade to get more damage
As soon as you we’re done, you pulled out the knife, and ran, hoping he would die of blood-loss before the match.
He never got the chance to even hook or mori you that round. He’s impressed, angry, and irritated that you messed up his perfect skin.
This trial, he went back to his realm before Danny could make fun of him for getting beat by such a small thing
He had no idea why you did what you did, or why you we’re always over the top when fighting killers back
But to him, you wanted his attention. You are now a fan!
You want his attention? It’s all yours.
Pyramid Head
“What the hell?”
He’s impressed
He’s annoyed
He makes it known by making these groans and grunts whenever he sees you
He makes sure to get you hooked first so that he can get you out of the way
The first time you bit him, you drew a lot of blood.
Who knew Pyramid Head could bleed? Now you know.
He’s mad as fuck lol
He is so pissed off he just straight up kills you
Doesn’t even give you to the entity that round
Just murders you
I mean
You BIT the man 😭
Micheal
“You’re kidding.”
EXTREMELY annoyed
But EXTREMELY interested in you
Because why did you knock the wind out of him with one punch
He thinks you’re weak
And in a way, you are. Because you’re weaker than him
But still stronger than you should be, and way more aggressive as well.
It seems like you always fight the killers back, which surprises everyone
Especially him though.
He sees you carrying firewood back to the campfire for the other survivors and just
Stares at you
Kind of admiring you but way creepier!
He’s way nicer to you in the rounds but still the same old Micheal
Sometimes lets you subconsciously escape him on purpose
Spirit
“Whats the issue exactly”
Doesn’t see why everyone is fussing about you hitting killers
Of course you’re gonna hit killers
But that was until she got hit it the boob by you (for my amab readers, boob hits HURT. Like getting kicked in the balls but for women.)
She is PISSED that you hit her boob and you know it
You are now on her bad side because now she’s just sour about it lol
Every round with her, you’re the last to go
She even made you watch Steve get mori’d
Now you have to stay near the kids whenever its her round because she usually makes them go right in front of you
She is even more brutal because she’s so salty.
Eventually forgets why she’s mad at you, still mad though.
Artist
“How intriguing”
BASICALLY CALLED YOU HOT
Imo you’re winning bruh
She was chasing you and you hid behind a tree when she looked away.
She went looking for you and you gave her a gun punch and when she kneeled over in pain you kneed her in the face and elbowed the back of her head
Damn near knocking her out!
What the fuck man!
She bit your thigh and hooked you but she’s waaaay mor cautious when chasing you because that shit HURT
Hag
“Oh.”
Doesn’t care
She is still going to kill you even if you punch her so hard you knock off her jaw
You fighting back basically motivates her to kill you even more
STILL FINE AS FUCK 🙋🏽♀️🙋🏽♀️ come kill me fr
Not gonna be shocked or anything
She would just.. not care
At all
LIKE YOU DONT MATTER TO HER AT ALL 😭😭
Nurse
“Interesting..”
SHE BASICALLY CALLED YOU HOT
Idk man IMO that’s a big fat W
Ignore my bisexuality but SHE IS SO FINE I JUST WANNA ggrrrrrgrgrg BARK
Anyways you hit her with a leg sweep and a rib stomp
Then book it
She’s impressed that you could get that close to her without her noticing
She’s a lot like Micheal
She just subconsciously lets you escape her sometimes
And it’s not even a defeated feeling she gets its more like
“Oh. Oh well 🤷♀️”
She also goes easy on you
You guys kinda have like a
“I don’t kill you, you don’t kill me” thing going on
Huntress
“Why won’t you die”
Extremely confident you can’t do to her what you did to ghostface.
You can and you do.
She’s more annoyed that she has to put up with you than she is impressed, but she’s still impressed.
You confused her at first but once she got behind the fact that you can pack a WHOLE lot of punch after you hit her jaw so hard her bunny mask fell off
She just
Left you alone
A lot like Micheal as well
But her letting you escape is just so you don’t hit her again
That or she’ll just hook you first so you CANT knock her mask off
Sadako
“Ugh. What the fuck.”
Seriously annoyed
Thats it
She JUST sees you as annoying
I think she’s basically hag 2.0
You just motivate her to kill you more
Like theres no point in getting anyone else first
You grab a fistful of her hair? She bites you 🤷♀️
#ghostface#trickster#pyramid head#micheal myers#spirit#artist#nurse#hag#huntress#sadako#dbd ghostface#dbd trickster#dbd pyramid head#dbd michael myers#dbd spirit#dbd artist#dbd nurse#dbd hag#dbd huntress#dbd sadako#dbd x you#dbd headcanons#dbd imagines
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Couple more things about my girl, Ucheshi
Being siblings, Ucheshi tends to bicker a lot with Kiburi, even as adults. Ucheshi 100% starts it since Kiburi’s a lot of fun to mess with lmaooooo
“I told you already, if you’re not gonna join my float, then get out of my territory.”
“I’m not in your territory *takes a step forward* I am now! *steps back* But now I’m not! Am! Not! Am! Not! *giggles*”
“Yeah, that’s real mature.”
“What, I can’t have a little fun?”
“This isn’t fun.”
“You don’t even know what fun is!”
“Course I know what fun is! It’s sparring.”
“Sparring isn’t fun.”
“Is to me.”
“Whatever you say, Mr. Boring.”
“Name-calling? Really?”
“I’m sorry, I can’t hear you based on how boring you are.”
“What does Makuu even see in you?”
“Oh, someone’s jealous!~”
“Jealous of Makuu? Don’t make me laugh!”
“I dunno, you do get really obsessed with him. If I didn’t know better, I’d say you had a secret crush on him!”
“I don’t have a crush on him!”
“You never know!”
“If you weren’t my sister, I swear-“
Yeah, it’s like that
She can outsmart other animals by pulling a Looney Tunes. You know that Rabbit Season Duck Season joke? It’s like that. She mostly does it to Kiburi and his friends for laughs. Hell, she’s even done it to Makuu on occasion
A good example would be during the events of “The Savannah Summit”. Makuu would be ranting about how the other leaders don’t trust him and it’s like
Ucheshi: Look, I’m sure they’ll all warm up to you eventually. You just need to be patient. Give them another chance!
Makuu: Absolutely not. All they and the Lion Guard did was make things harder for us. I’m not giving them any more chances.
Ucheshi: Sure, you will
Makuu: *chuckles* No, I won’t
Ucheshi: Yes, you will~
Makuu: No, I won’t.
Ucheshi: Yes, you will
Makuu: No, I won’t
Ucheshi: You will
Makuu: I won’t
Ucheshi: You will
Makuu: I won’t!
Ucheshi: You won’t
Makuu: I will!
Ucheshi: No, you won’t!
Makuu: Yes, I will and that’s final! In fact, I’m going to go set things right. *starts walking away, but pauses*
Makuu:
Makuu: Clever girl.
She and Kiburi used to rap together all the time when they were kids. They could make a rap about anything and it always made them laugh. They were so in-sync, you could say there was some sort of psychic link between them. It always used to cheer them up whenever the mood was down. It wasn’t the same when they stopped talking. Ucheshi and Hodari had fun doing it (Hodari tried his best) for a while but she still felt that missing link she once had with Kiburi. Meanwhile, Kiburi stopped rapping altogether since he was more serious and Tamka and Nduli couldn’t rap to save their lives (Neema could, but his version is basically FNF with all the sounds he makes lmao)
Their rapping actually helped them find the trail to Udugu. It was very heartwarming when they realized none of them forgot about it
Even though she wasn’t there whenever Kiburi attacked Makuu’s float, the battles would be very different if she was. Kiburi would have a disadvantage, not because Ucheshi is stronger than him (they’re equally strong in terms of fighting), but because Kiburi refuses to lay a claw on his sister. She would do whatever she wanted to him, but he wouldn’t retaliate. He’d even go so far as to protect her from the rest of his float and anyone else who decides to go after her. They may be on the same side, but nobody touches his little sister
#the more i think about her the more i love her#her relationships are so wholesome#oc#the lion guard
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How would you rewrite Junpei and Izumi?
Hi Anon~. Sorry for being late. In truth I’m being late with almost anything you have requested or asked me about because……….I’ve been sinking into the sea of a game and it has been occupying the free time my mind can spend without studying lmaooooo. Anyway, I had written a draft so I’ve corrected it. I hope it’s decent as an answer! I have got so many feelings about a possible rewriting for them🥺. Sometimes I really feel like they are the characters the writers care about the least. BUT DON’T WORRY! I’M HERE, BBIES!
Hm, important note, I won’t really talk about the evolutions because I’m not even a big fan of the evolutions coming after the ones they own. Deepest wish is for them to have a fusion🤫 but that’s another story💕💕.
- I would give them a family bg because that’s the first alarm giving me the impression the writers just didn’t care about them. They are the first characters in the whole Digimon franchise history who don’t have an explained family bg and this breaks my heart, because knowing about a character’s family is useful to understand so many aspects of that character. I would have been okay if Junpei’s parents had never been shown, though. At this point you must know his bios have convinced me this boy either lives with an aunt and uncle or with his grandparents.
- Izumi’s problems with her classmates have to be rebuilt and rewritten completely. I want her to hold in herself a clearer story of xenophobia. I also kinda would desire flashbacks about her leaving Italy, her sadness, her nostalgia; why not, also flashbacks of what her life used to be like in Italy in comparison with the one she’s leading in Japan. It would be cute if one of these flashbacks featured her enjoying italian wind, because ,SERIOUSLY, the bond between the kids and their element need to be explored.
- Junpei is the one who has got the least amount of flashbacks and insights about his life in the real world. I really feel moved about his issues at building relationships and real friends, but I would have adored if they had given a reason why Junpei acts the way he does. Personally, I would have adored hearing Junpei has taken an interest on magical tricks because originally he wanted to get attention from his absent parents. Parents give him so much money so he can buy chocolate, cards, whatever he thinks the other kids like, and they think in this way Junpei can feel loved so he has got a messed up perception of relationships, of the way you can create meaningful links with others etc… Moreover, his attention about magical tricks makes him even a worse student than what he is like and this makes his father or both his parents infuriated, which compromises their weak family bond even more. In this way that frame from the” Innocent” ending scene, which is way too specific in his case for my tastes, could finally get an explanation in the anime.
- Oh yes, I would describe Junpei’s bedroom being messy and full of toys and other stuff he buys to be liked by other kids; stuff the other kids will rarely be interested in; stuff he accumulates, -just like his chocolate-, in his bedroom and will never use. I would like to clarify he eats so many bars because nobody really wants to eat them.
- I would give both Izumi and Junpei a reason to jump on that train or, at least, make them question why they have done it, especially Junpei:
• Izumi might have had a very bad school day, something common for a kid but an experience which is the last straw making the camel’s back break to her. She is sick of her school life. Maybe she has heard that girl she has helped with her foot laughing about her, joining the others in some petty chorus, and this sends Izumi on the edge of tears. She comes back home, puts her pizza in the microwave while she is sadly thinking about what has happened and that’s when Ophanimon’s message makes her phone vibrate.
• In the first 5 episodes Junpei is always like “It’s better if I had stayed at home!”; “I really don’t want to stay in this world!” and then he jumps on the train again and we don’t know what happened in his head. I WISH for that part about Izumi being the reason why Junpei has stayed to remain, but I also would like to make it more meaningful, and not a stupid crush joke. It’s very precious that Junpei felt Izumi was as lonely as him so I wanted this part of his bios to take a consistency in the anime. Probably, I wouldn’t really reveal it that soon. When Junpei is on the train, I would like to see him thinking about his life in the real world, maybe remembering his parents are going to come back too and he will be scolded about his grades. He is not a kid who likes giving voice to his most delicate thoughts, so he would also think about his classmates , wince because of an unexplainable melancholy creeping in his soul, and then look at Izumi. And feel it.
- I’d love making Izumi and Ranamon have wholesome moments too, because Ranamon is the other female presence we need in this season and she didn’t have to necessarily be entirely bad and obnoxious. After some adventure they’d share together, I would love seeing Izumi using her kindness to make Ranamon understand she has got other qualities that are more important than beauty. I would still let Ranamon be annihilated tho… With tears on her face and a smile because now she has understood her true worth and hopefully in another life she will be more sincere to herself. In a nutshell, I would like if if Ranamon got more human feelings. I LOVE RANAMON., okay.
- AGAIN, I’D STRENGTHEN THE CONNECTION BETWEEN THEM AND THE ELEMENTS. Jesus Christ, Junpei’s fear of about thunders and lightning is so pitiful and mocking. Why haven’t they given it a DEPTH. Like you already know from my fics, I’d gladly link it with his loneliness.
- I would rewrite the episodes of Tsunomon and Whamon.
• The Tsunomon episode wouldn’t be focused on only Izumi because her feeling Tsunomon’s isolation is relatable to her has got a very weird execution. I would make it an episode about loneliness in general; about BOTH feeling their loneliness intensely and maybe face each other about it with some flashbacks. Thus, they would reach a first level of mutual understanding and respect, because , after all, like a dear friend said, they are two faces of the same coin and just have to realize it. - The Whamon episode has to be about both as well, because it’s shameful Izumi stood still in a situation that was about her, letting Junpei be her shining knight in armour. You are supposed to be a heroine, girl! Do you want to sit on the stands for the nth episode while Junpei is doing everything and putting his life at stake for your sake? I want her to snap out of her | *shaking voice* “I-If only I could digievolve🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🐑*. I freaking want her to help Junpei gain his control on the Beast like Tomoki did for Takuya, at least. Junpei was going berserk in the original episode too and what helps him gain his control? Remembering he wanted to get Izumi’s spirit back. So I think Junpei would go berserk and she’d help him with her voice, -like Bokomon would suggest-, which would also be a faint hint Izumi has got a tendency to keep control in similar situations as well. Izumi should exploit that feeling of hopelessness she has experienced while being unable to fight to REACT; to start wishing for a sort of “redemption” and get stronger; to discover her strength.
- AND AND AND AND, I would frankly make Izumi pay Junpei back for that, allowing her to rescue him for once. We had got so close in the episode in which Kerpymon steals the kids’ digivices and Junpei is the first one getting his stolen. Shutumon flies to his side and insists on helping him, but Loweemon stops her. WELL, either I’d make Loweemon shut up or I’d turn Junpei in Ranamon’s prince prey in captivity. So, Izumi would finally have someone to rescue and HOPEFULLY she wouldn’t drown lol, because let’s stop making Izumi drown everytime. This would be Izumi’s new evolution moment ✨.
- Finally, I’d make Tsunomon come back because another thing I hate is how they are the ones who have been shafted away in the most embarassing way in the final episodes. You don’t want to make Kokuwamons and Floramons come back? Fine, because those would have been an episode for each. Well, then, make Tsunomon come back, now evolved in Gabumon and make them save what they care about the most, thank you. Two episodes for Tomoki? Now I’m giving you the chance to give Izumi and Junpei a single episode for both.
And that’s it, Anon. I took two or maybe more weeks to write this because my tw friends make me come up with the worst ideas, honestly, and I needed to write them down. I don’t know when I will post this, but I really thank you for the patience💕. I’m sure there would be so many other things I would add, but this post can (not ) be a papyrus. I also want to say I really want to write some of these someday, especially Izumi rescuing Junpei because I want to see him acting miserable in some cage until Ranamon will threaten to drown him while he’s melting due to her Jelousy Rain.
Ah! So much Junzumi in this post hhhh💕💕💕💕
#junpei shibayama#izumi orimoto#junzumi#digimon frontier#junpei#izumi#xenophobia eventually became Kou’s story#at least lmao#Ran not wanting to move to Japan is connected to Izumi telling her it was hard for her to fit in#oh and wouldn’t be lovely if when Junpei’s bones are going to melt in polenta he will shout a simple IZUMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII without Chan#I’d love it fufuuf#asks
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jason, bruce, and dick for the character asks?
Jason
• Favorite thing about them: He's cocky because he's good and he knows he's good. Also, he loves so fucking hard that it's stupid, and I love that for him.
• Least favorite thing about them: oh lord okay, my least favorite thing about Jason is that sometimes his temper gets the better of him, and he doesn't think about how much like Bruce he is in those moments.
• Favorite line: "Take it from me. Angry people are always looking for someone to help them direct their rage."
• brOTP: jason/roy and donna/jason. Their friendship means a lot to me.
• nOTP: jaydami (I don't think I really need to explain that), jason/talia (thats his Mother in my mind okay), and jaytemis (I personally hc Artemis as a lesbian, but that's just me, and I don't have anything against it, its just personally not for me)
• random headcanon: Jason learned how to sew as a kid because he grew up poor, and you can't always afford to replace clothes when you can't even afford food. Alfred caught him sewing up a hole in a pair of jeans and had to explain to him that he didn't have to do that anymore. Coming back as Red Hood, that skill came in handy more than it did as a kid, sad as that may be.
• Unpopular opinion: idk if its unpopular, but I think him using the crowbar as a weapon and making jokes about it is hilarious because I cope with my own issues in similar ways (note: I didn't say it was a good thing, don't get it twisted lmao)
• Song I associate with them: Jurassitol - Filter
• Favorite picture of them:
Bruce
• Favorite thing about them: The guy tries so fucking hard to help people no matter what they've done or what they believe (at least in my personal view of him)
• Least favorite thing about them: He tries SO FUCKING HARD TO HELP PEOPLE and yet he still messes up almost constantly because he can't see anything outside of his black and white perspective
• Favorite line: "Maybe that's what Batman is about. Not winning, but failing, and getting back up. Knowing he'll fail, fail a thousand times, but still won't give up."
• brOTP: Bruce/Jim Gordon! ("You are fucking vigilantes! Plus... Gordon. But I'm rockin with Gordon cause Gordon's rockin with us-")
• nOTP: bruce and his kids, bruce/babara, bruce/kate (Kate Kane is a lesbian and I just can't see her being with Bruce even if she wasn't)
• random headcanon: Bruce has a photo album of all his extended friends and family. It's locked up tight and nobody but Alfred knows about it. The first picture is of him and Alfred with his parents, and the cover, soft matte black with golden text, says "for those in need of a home, the night has room for all"
• Unpopular opinion: I really hate how easy it is for people to act like Bruce never really gave a fuck about the people he's fighting? Because that's not true. He cares, sometimes to a fault, and I hate the "all he does is beat up mentally ill people" joke. Like babe, are we reading the same comic?
• Song I associate with them: Cosmic Hero - Car Sear Headrest (lmaooooo yall make jokes about car seat headrest son Tim but Bruce is the car seat headrest father and thats WORSE)
• Favorite picture of them:
Dick
• Favorite thing about them: The DRAMA the ELDEST DAUGHTER SYNDROME the BITCHINESS-
• Least favorite thing about them: How can one man talk so much per second but say so little
• Favorite line: ".While it's great to be a person that others can rely on, a person they need. I've learned that it's okay to need them, too. That's what friends are for, right?"
• brOTP: birdflash!!! Donna/Dick!!!
• nOTP: Gestures towards Mirage and Tarantula with a court order document
• random headcanon: Dick once got himself locked in a suitcase because he was showing off one of his circus skills to Jason and Damian. Damian locked the suitcase, and Jason filmed it as Dick tried to use his weight to move his canvas prison with his body-weight to try and find Alfred for help.
• Unpopular opinion: Dick please stop having these really long, drawn-out monologues in your head every other panel you're worse than Bruce
• Song I associate with them: I'm Still Standing - Elton John
• Favorite picture of them:
#jaybirdspeaks#this took so long but i had to really think about this and find some panels#i wanted to use the panel of bruce in the chanel boots but i cant FUCKING FIND IT
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OMG OMG OMG
I ACTUALLY CANT RN LIKE *KEYBOARD SMASH*
So first things first - when wilhelm pulls simon in for the hug and its just so desperate and just- yes my heart collapsed
And then the august and sara situation - its just so messed up and i love it. Like august has done horrid things but sara just keeps on trying because shes so desperate for what she thinks itll give her. And the way all if these things august has done has driven him to do more things that can also never be truly repented for. And the way felice tries to tell her but sara is just too desperate to listen and act on it. And then the ending seen had my heart ngl
AND FELICE AND WILLE! i love them so much and my heart yearns for the pain and confort of them <3 just im so here for their relationship to develop and just- yes.
And ofc simon and wilhelm. Just i cant even word how happy the trailer made me. The distance thag will ultimately help them, the mutual pining, THE HUG, and just- everything.
And again with wilhelm - i cant even describe how much my hearts been pulled out of my chest- just the unfairness of it all 🥺
I have so many feelings that are being refused to be put into words lol but *keyboard smash* i actually cant rn
Oh also! The burning the picture was giving Kit vibes lol and im so here for it
Anyway! Have a nice day / night / trip to the moon or whatever! 😊
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD YES I WATCHED IT THIS MORNING IN SCHOOL (I didn't even know it was happening when I tell my heart stopped) AND I WAS ABSOLUTELY FIGHTING THE URGE TO GO COMPLETELY FERAL BECAUSE AHSJWJHSJSBDHWHEHDJDHJWJW
Yes yes literally all the interactions between Simon and Wille, that hug fucking destroyed me so much emotion oh my god I just I can'tttttt aaaaaah
YES YES YES and the bit where August is like "there's something wrong with me" I want to feel sorry for him but also everything's just so fucked up and then Sara and Felice it's just all so complex and so well done like djdhsjlskejdbebe
FELICE AND WILLE YES THEIR FRIENDSHIP IS EVERYTHING TO ME I LOVE HER SO MUCH MY QUEEN
Literally the absolute emotion that I felt watching that, and that came across in the trailer, it's just so phenomenonally good like these people can act jesus christ
Omg and the bit that made me just want to absolutely sob is where he's getting pulled away from his desk in his room in hillerska and he's trying to hold on and you see his hands and his face and just dear god that scene in the show is going to absolutely destroy me I can already see it
Lmaooooo yes I am so excited to see Wille in his reputation era as well
Aah thank you! And you too!!
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Character ask: Bucky Barnes! 💓
Hey anon, thank you for the ask and so sorry it's taken me so long to get this done! (Ask is from here)
favorite thing about them
oh man how do i even choose?? his bitchy sense of humor in FATWS and CW was so funny, and his bravery throughout all the movies was just amazing, but I think my favorite thing about Bucky is that he's a good man. He's solid and reliable and tries to do the right thing, admits when he's messed up, and has the backs of those he loves.
least favorite thing about them
mmmm nothing? lol
favorite line
"Looking strong, John!" lmaooooo this moment in FATWS always makes me laugh, he's so bitchy, i love it!!
brOTP
bucky and Sam!! I ship them too, but I love the bromance in FATWS too, it's very good.
OTP
bucky x tony
nOTP
bucky x wanda
random headcanon
When on the run in Europe Bucky ends up being taken in by local grannies who feed him in exchange for work around their houses and farms--hence why he's so bulky in CW lol
unpopular opinion
we've all leaned way too hard into his Brooklyn accent, myself included, and i think it's time to level it off a little lol
song i associate with them
now this is from the kids movie Anastasia, but it always gives me Winter Soldier vibes and makes me think about Bucky and everything he's been through
favorite picture of them
he's coming back to himself, is broken and lost, but he's fighting to come back and i love it!
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vera’s first watch of south park — season five (part 1)
lfg babes i’m bored so lets watch
EPISODE 1:
LETS GO NEW SEASONNNNNN
KEPT THE BANGER INTRO YES WOOOOTTT
there’s a shit counter HAHAH LETS SEE HOW THIS GOES LMAO
BUTTERS VANDALIZING THE WALL
but tbh he slayed it
EVERYONE EXCITED ABT THE FUCKING SHIT LINE I CAN’T
kyle: i don’t give a fuck (SO REAL)
NOT THE CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HAHAH
huh ?? raining frogs ???
timmy SAID IT LETS GO
kyle is abt TO BLOW UP
sand in the vagina — cartman will not let him go
GARRISON NOT THE F SLUR
S H I T
what the fuck are these the seven deadly sins or sumth
cartman and his shirt LMAO
okay KYLE POP AWF he’s my smart bby boy
shit…twice, BFFR
chef helping the core four solve this stuff KING SHIT
CARTMAN STOP
no NOT KENNY ANYONE BUT KENNY PLS
okay who the fuck is this guy
no kenny looks so sick :’(
oh WHAT THE HELL
a rune ??? okay
LAS VEGASSSSS LET’S GOOOO
GANDALF???
MEECROB OH MY GOD CARTMAN WAS RIGHT
JIMBO IS A HOMOSEXUAL INTERESTING
shit counter thru the roof
not A WHOLE ASS DRAGON
CARTMAN LET IT GO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
KYLE PREACHING 2 THE GOSPEL ICONIC
oh that was fucking feral i did not need to see all of kenny’s intestines
interesting ep
EPISODE 2:
FIRST NIGHT OF SCOUTS ?????
yO STAN THAT WAS OUTTA POCKET
timmy being strapped onto the back of the pickup
BUTTERS
KENNY AND STAN’S DAD ARE SHOOK
JIMMYYYYYY
give timmy his spotlight pls
well. last season he got it so ig give jimmy it
not the homophobia….
OKAY JIMMY POP OFF
JIMMY PLEASE NOT THE PLAN B JOKE
TIMMY BEING ROBBED BUT I LOVE JIMMY
BIG SILLY GOOSE
YOU DO NOT SAY BIG SILLY GOOSE— YOU CALL HIM AN ASSHOLE LIKE A NORMAL KID
but dad, i was just trying to—
STANLEY YOU CALL YOUR FRIEND AN ASSHOLE THIS INSTANT.
asshole.
CRACKED ME UP LMAO
troop 69 oh they knew what they were doing
jimmy this is so bad
oh BUT THESE IMPRESSIONS FUCKING SLAYED
okay BUT DON’T GET TIMMY I’LL BE MAD
jimmy deserved
homophobia is not cute STOP
oh MY GOD TIMMY KNOWS WHAT’S UP
kenny jacket is bad luck ig
the way jimmy avoided everything
jimmy ripping on timmy is not cool i’m mad
NAKED PICTURES ?!?!?!?! NOT THE CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
butters tryna explain they being exploited
not THE PUPPIES CARTMAN
OH THEY FIGHTIN
kenny’s parents and brother in the chapel aw
OH FUCK THEY GOING AT ITTT
everyone and their mothers watching two disabled kids beat each other up… weird
not THE NUTS
NOT IT BEING BROADCASTED
hc: all those boys are scarred abt their nude photos being taken and the unfortunate thing is the photos get leaked when they’re in college and it’s so bad :(
wait has kyle not been here the whole time.
WAIT
oh FUCK KYLE WASN’T HERE
prolly bc of his religion or sumth
anyways get the homophobes so true and real
real
wait what
timmy wyd
timmy OH MY GOD LMAOOOOO
okay that last bit was funny alr
EPISODE 3:
radiohead special guests???
cartman wtf u mean u got pubes
wait what the fuck
stan real
KYLE ATE
nah don’t mess w cartman
CARTMAN U DID NOT ATTACH THOSE—
oh lord…
damn scott gaslit the gaslighter
this what he gets for being 8 years old
EW
oh beg FOR IT HE SAID GET HIM
also cartman deserves it
WOW SCOTT IS RUTHLESS
WENDY IN FRAME I MISS HER
everyone is so… dumbfounded
GOD CARTMAN LMAO THIS IS GOING NO WHERE
uhm. this is so awk
undercover cartman
okay pls hold must feed my cats
okay am back
wait must control my cats
back fr
NED NO
also wtf
cartman pls this is a gag
scott one upping cartman is so iconic
YO CARTMAN THIS WAS GENIUS NGL
WHAT THE FUCK CARTMAN THAT WAS TOO MESSED UP
tbh don’t mess w cartman
anyways gonna go 2 bed will continue at a later date
EPISODE 4:
GOOD EVENING GAMERS IM BACC
let's get’r done
not the terrance n phillip shit i dispise them
they shitting their PANTS FOR T AN P
kyle real for waiting for those tickets
oh kyle abt to eat those words oh no
YO TERRANCE IS BIG BRO
wait who the fuck is this
“kenny’s a random slut” damn cartman
clyde i love u my son
THEY GOING TO CANADA MY HOME
phillip being part of an acting crew ok
cartman right kyle oh boy
KENNY’S ARM WHAT THE FUCK— HE GONNA BLEED OUT
NOT HIS OTHER ARM :’((((
i’m sad abt kenny this is torture
mid ep :/
EPISODE 5:
oh damn… i’m sorry cartman
oh no wait this boy being ungrateful as normal
HUH SHE LEFT CARTMAN 1 MILLION DOLLARS
OH NO EGOMANIAC IS ON THE RISE
WENDY WYD FOLLOWING CARTMAN
kyle being real part 8393659373
he gonna. buy a whole ass amusement park for himself
NO NOT THE HEMORRHOID
not style angst
CARTMANLAND how fucking fitting.
style gonna beat his ass as they should
I NEED MY CWEAM— I NEED MY CWEEEEEEEM
properTAH
kyle in his delulu era
butters and clyde icons
STAN LSNDNCHSJDNCN I WISH U GOT AWAY W IT
KYLE U BETTER NOT DIE
kenny got bodied by that pole
kyle PLEASE MY SON DON’T DO IT
I LOVE WHEN KARMA KICKS CARTMANS ASS
“YOU ARE UP THERE ;”)” KYLE DSKHGHDSGSJJS UNHINGED
#faves: south park#viv watches#CARTMANLAND EP SLAYED#runner up was the scott malkinson ep#!!!#gettin goin#WOO
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s2 e6 liveblog! last one!
aziraphale is so protective of everyone it warms my heart
i hope nina and maggie get a good ending. who am i kidding i know they will.
crowley sticks out soo bad in heaven lmao
BEES
roasting heavens security lmaooo
"youre not a bee youre a murder hornet!"
hate that hair on him
FUCK THEM UP MAGGIE
SHE FLIPPED THEM OFF
FUCK EM UPPPPP
oh FUCK
this is the second time his shop has been violated augh
METATRON????
VINDICATIONNNNNNNN?????
oh shit!!! he opened it!!!
HAHA get rolled demons
earth 2023 simulator
ah that was the real gabriel! i thought he'd already been wiped with that it sounded so wrong
he just said no??? thats weird
this has to be killing aziraphale right. that has to be ruining so many books just as well as water. i know its for the greater good but
this is so incorrect
something is so wrong
gabriel Should Not be speaking like that
oh the books are SO killing him
and sure enough he dropped the matchbox
has he been faking this whole time??? i Cannot Tell-
HALO
AZIRAPHALE HAS A HALO
HALO
HALO
HALO
oh my god
A WAR????? GIRL-
ITS THE LASTEPISODE WHAT DO YOU MEAN A WAR-
this is a MESS
DAGON????????????
cant you undo a miracle????? i feel like i remember that
pet fly lmao thats kinda cute
AUGH NO NOT THE EYE
EW EW EW EW EW
lol the s1 footage
gabriel and beezlebub arguing is just as funny as it was 4 years ago
i still want to know why gabriel chose no war. that doesnt sound like him
awe beezlebub likes music
shelly conn is cute
they keep meeting. somethings up.
i smell blood in the water. do you remember the amount of porn of these two in 2019.
hes back 👀
awe he said thank you
why is this more romantic then aziraphale and crowley have been the whole season
THERES NO FUCKIN WAY
NO WAY
THIS IS FAKE
THERES NO FUCKING WAY
anna maxwell martin is so sad she missed out on this LMAOOOOO
i cannot FUCKING believe this is happening
if they kiss im throwing my phone
awe they just vanished. this is so weird. i could never of fucking predicted this in a million years. never. NEVER. NEVER
METATRON
VINDICATIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNÑNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
i cannot get over muriel. she thought she was going for lunch with them. she asked for a book. "theyre like people! but portable!" omfg cute shes not quite their kid but shes something
DID NINA JUST CALL MAGGIE ANGEL
WAH
good for nina taking her time! shes going through a breakthrough and needs a break. good for fucking her.
"you never communicate" oh NO oh god is this going to break me im scared
they will not shut the fuck up. i love them so fucking much.
WHAT
CROWLEY COULD BE AN ANGEL AGAIN
oh no
oh no
i dont like where this is going
oh my fucking god
head in hands
OK BYE SAY IT IM GONNA HYPERVENTALATE
IM LOSING MY MIND
I AM LOSING
MY
FUCKING
THEY KISSED
MIND
MY MIND IS GONE ITS LOST IT IS NOT HERE
I AM NOT HERE
IM GONE
GONE
GONE
GONE
can these bitches stop breaking up
SECOND COMING
oh my god aziraphale youre making a horrible mistake
im not even in pain im just mentally not here
AND ITS. DONE? GIRL-
im screaming im screaming currently can you hear me screaming? because im screaming
i think i need to
lay down
and
process
this.
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#not me being horrible and adding two classes to my schedule like a week before i move out lmaooooo#BUT good thing is i feel good about this schedule (maybe just right now in the moment lskdhgdf)#and the classes are open so it's fine XD#i am such a fucking mess oh my goddddd why do i not know anything#anyway i'm also figuring shit out internship wise like with what i'm working on rn#bc i'm also almost fucking done with this dklshgaldfj i have to present next monday :'')))#ALSO today my high school district is doing like a class of 2020 free lunch and cake thing lmao so i get to go to that#and see some people maybe lol#lmao i met with an academic advisor and he was 100% like#the fuck are you doing so close to starting classes#and i'm just like haha idk man#i don't know what the fuck i'm doinggggg#but he was super helpful so yay#and i like my new schedule#ughhhhh ok i think we're good i just that was a social interaction that i'm gonna replay 2395869345 times today lmao#jeanne talks#WHY didn't i meet with an academic advisor last semester when i was fucking signing up for fall classes#what was i DOINGGGGGGG#i wasn't even on tumblr bc i was taking a break to finish the semester so literally#WHY#like i'm still not on top of anything rn but WHY DIDN'T I DO THAT#anyway lkhgdsf
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heyy i was wondering if you could write an dom!eremika x sub!reader fic
❱ Hi, Elizabeth! OF COURSE, I CAN. btw, you send this while my requests were closed, so that's why it took me so long to answer lmaooooo. also, sorry if this was too short, I'll probably elaborate on the future
└➤ 𝖕𝖆𝖎𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌: eremika x fem!reader
└➤𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝖈𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖙: 0.4k
└➤⚠️𝖙𝖜: Dacriphylia, oral sex (m), use of strap, use of pet names, spanking, cum eating, begging, gagging, light degradation. All characters are 18+ here.
prompts
Eren was all about praises and kisses. Constantly, he would kiss your forehead and remember how much he loves you and how important you are to him. Mikasa is all about acts of service. Since she is not very vocal or affectionate, she would buy you your favorite Starbucks order from time to time.
They are both very different, but there is this thing that they always agree on: You look pretty when you cry.
Especially when you are choking on Eren's cock while Mikasa's strap is deep inside you. The man looks down to meet your watery eyes and admire the tears rolling down your face; a rough chuckle escapes his lips.
"What happened? I thought my pretty bunny could take it," he speaks, and at the same time, he caresses your cheek with his hand, cleaning the tears. You moan when Mikasa moves her hand to rub your sensitive clit.
It is embarrassing how wet and messy you are. You've cummed nth times, and still, they wouldn't stop even if you begged them, and you have!
"She can do it," affirms Mikasa. With her free hand, she spanks you a few times, enjoying the view of her handprint on your ass. "She's done it a million times before," she's confident in her words. Mikasa tugs your hair and makes you gag on Eren's dick, with saliva running down your chin and dripping into his skin. "Now tell him how much you love his cock, slut," she orders, still tugging your hair and lifting your head to see Eren.
"Eren, I love your cock!" you scream eagerly. The man groans and starts fisting his dick to the view of Mikasa fucking you from the back and your mess-up face with tears and saliva all over.
"Yeah? You want me to cum in your mouth?" he asks. "Please, please, please!" you beg him and stick out your tongue for him.
"Please, please, please!" Mikasa mocks you and spanks you again. "You're just our cum slut, aren't you?" she asks, never stopping rubbing your clit. "And you will let us use you, right?"
"Yes, Mikasa!" you moan, never breaking eye contact with Eren. "Oh, Mikasa!" Eren starts going faster on his dick, feeling how close he is to cumming. "Fuck her dumb for me,"
And with those words, Eren cums all over your face. You feel his hot semen going down your cheeks and chin, and you love it.
"You better not waste a single drop, baby," he says while gathering his cum with his fingers and pushing it down your throat.
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– all rights reserved © sofiakirstein 2022. please do not repost, plagiarise, distribute or translate my work on any platform
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I just watch tales and my god what a show
・why is Ranboo the one that ends up distributing alcohol lmaooo
・everyone's accents i'm wheezing I can't-
・WHY IS CONNOR STILL SONIC ABSJDJ
-literally everyone else had skins omg
・Tubbo and his bee aww almost makes up for his loan shark character
・'I retire in a week'
・techno just really loves portraying characters in positions of power as shitty as possible and I'm here for it
・Corpse attempting a southern accent is something I never knew I needed
・Sir Billium!! le'gasp
・Bad's characters always end up with an alcohol addiction I swear, him and Ranboo are constants I see
I NEED A WHOLE SECTION FOR FUNDY CUZ I LAUGHED SO GODAMN HARD
・His fucking character's entrance w/ the fireworks, superb, magnificent, absolutely amazing
・My name's Ron Ron but you can call me Micheal
・Him struggling with his words speaking in an almost staccato kind of way + trying to convince the other's he's american gave an illegal immigrant kind of vibe???
・and because he's a flustered mess he reveals that he not only is bad at his job but he mails people and that he's potentially a human trafficker???
・his wife's a chicken?? Beastiality??
・kills tubbo's bee
・kills wife, domestic violence and animal abuse??
It just kept getting worse and worse and worse for him like the layers upon accidental layers this guy had I just kept laughing at each new reveal
Oh gosh ok we're back to our regularly scheduled programming
・Quackity really had an eye for Corpse there, his character's always s major flirt
・WHEN CORPSE SHOT QUACKITY BEFORE THE COUNTDOWN WAS DONE LMAOOOOO
・Sapnap's accent really got to shine through this whole tftsmp love that for him
・tbh I didnt actually think that karl would hit him, I thought he'd get shot and then wake up in the inbetween
・Mr 'there's a new sheriff in town' leaving the town
Karl lore Karl lore Karl lore that I do not have the brains to be able to decipher right now
#mcyt#mcytblr#ranboo#dream smp#fundy#tftsmp#tubbo#technoblade#karl jacobs#badboyhalo#corpse husband#connoreatspants#sapnap#quackity
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sooyoung’s relationship with nct dream!
✿ mark
he was actually the first one to introduce himself to her in the dreamies
he was really sweet towards her but wasn’t like, over the top, he was kinda chill yk
and that just made her feel so comfortable because she had so many worries about joining nct dream as a girl, she knew monique would also be there, but they weren’t in the same unit so it was very nerve racking for sooyoung
and this girl was like, 15 and she was being thrown into debut suddenly with a bunch of boys, and it was very overwhelming
but mark assured her that it was all okay, and that everyone wanted her there, and that she deserved to be here
if she was ever having any problems with anything, he would always try his best to help her out, or direct her to someone he knew would help her
and now they are the bestest friends, sooyoung admitted that out of the members he feels like an older brother the most to her :D
their always goofing off or messing around, but not like bouncing off the walls together, they just make jokes to each other and burst out laughing
they have so so many inside jokes omg
and whenever they randomly make eye contact, they would always burst out laughing, they literally can NOT be serious around each other ....
mark is basically the reason she knows so much english 😭 she literally just repeats whatever he says and then studies it later....that’s basically how she learned lmaooooo
✿ renjun
renjun ALWAYS clowns her, like she could just be breathing and he would make fun of her (all jokes ok he loves her)
and she’s just like .... did i ask
but she always gets him back :D
she doesn’t roast him, but rather she EMBARRASSES him
if renjun teased her a lot in a video that was uploaded fhat day, she would go on vlive and tell a VERY embarrassing story of renjun and go in COMPLETE detail and then she’s done she’s like “how are you guyssss?”
once renjun saw that she was doing that and he went to where ever she was and complained about it and she just laughed at him while he was begging her to stop 😭
they love each other i promise
they also play fight a lot, like they could just randomly be hanging out in the living room and they would just randomly start fighting each other until they called a truce
sooyoung always wins ☺️, you gotta learn a few tricks if you spend the majority of your time with seven boys
also, when sooyoung got confindent and comfortable with speaking some mandarin, she randomly started speaking it renjun
and he was SO touched like 🤞 he was in shock he was like “when did you- how- what?” and she was just like “ i wanted to learn some so i can talk to you and chenle, i don’t know much but it’s a start!”
and renjun just hugged her, he didn’t know what to say and he was like I LOVE THIS GIRL SO MUCH
no bcuz sooyoung literally deserves the world okay shes so sweet
and renjun would teach her and help her practice when he saw her studying and they just have little conversations with each other in mandarin, and it’s so cute hehe
oh yeah stargazing is a thing for them heeh, when neither of them can sleep because their stressed or it’s just not happening, they both go outside and attempt to watch the stars, even if you can barely see them since their in the city :/
✿ jeno
GAMING BESTIES
they stay up so late playing games whenever they are off and always regret it in the mornings 😭
when she first started playing games w him she was rlly bad and jeno would always beat her and he was SO SMUG ABOUT IT and he was like “haha loser💪”
and sooyoung being the hard worker she is, she practiced her gaming skills for a few months and watched a ton of vids and jeno would ask her to game and she was like “no, not yet.” “i’m kidding your not a loser!” “i’m not playing w u until i can beat ur ass!”
and then a few months later she finally asked him to play
and jeno was like YAY ☺️☺️
and he kept on hyping himself up,,, and then sooyoung beat him
she ended up beating him 4/6 times they played 🤞
JENO WAS SO SHOCKED
HE WAS SO HEARTBROKEN
and sooyoung was just like :))) it’s okay jeno, maybe next time!” and she skipped out of his room happily while jeno was still like :0
he sat there in shock for awhile...
song writing besties 🤞
he actually helped her a lot when she was first learning, and when she completed her lyrics she had him check them over
same for him, she would always read over his lyrics he written, and sometimes she recorded a guide for him !
they always bounce ideas off of each other whenever their stuck, and then their like “damn we rlly are big brain 🤞”
OHHHH SHE MET HIS CATS ONCE
she fell in love with them, and his cats were instantly drawn to her
jeno has like 100 pictures of her w his cats he’s like :)) my childern
after meeting them sooyoung wont stop asking for asking for pictures of them or asking if their okay 😭
jenos like “do you love my cats more than me?��� and shes like “YUP:D”
✿ haechan
oh my gosh someone seperate them
these two are so chaotic omg
they are always coming at everyone’s throats omg
they roast the shit out of everyone 😭😭
whenever they are together there’s always loud laughing, BECAUSE HAECHAN IS JUST SO FUNNY OK
completly random but they look so cute and pretty sitting next to each other :D
haechan does tease her, but it’s not as much as the other members and she’s like :) “i’m special”
he’s always hugging on her and she either has two reactions:
if she’s sleepy and haechan throws himself on her she’s like ??? who tf is on me ??? and she looks so confused while haechan is moving around on her to get comfy and hes lowkey screaming and shes like 😳 i just woke up, and then she just goes back to sleep
if she’s wide awake she will scream and laugh and jokingly push haechan off of her until she gives up and just hugs back onto him, and she pats his head and goes “haechannie, your so cute :) i love you!“
its kinda a suprise that he’s older than her because he acts SO CUTE AROUND HER
and normally sooyoung would judge tf iut of u if you acted cute around her but wirh haechan she gets SO SOFT
like internally screams with haechan looks at her with a soft expression on his face because HE IS JUST SO CUTE AWH
another gaming duo <3
although it’s harder to beat haechan for her 😭😭
she’s only beat him like 5 times of the 6 years she’s known him 🤞
they also stay up late together, like they’ll be facetiming and they will litwrally just talk about ANYTHING and laugh their asses off
he lets her ramble about the random facts that she knows or the show she has been watching and jes just like :D your so cute, even if she repeated the same thing 2828 times or is not making any sense at all
haechan and sooyoung are so soft for each other 🤞
but they also arent afraid to roast tf out of each other 💪
✿ jaemin
these two are the sweetest omg
like they are SO CLOSE
and they are always together omg
like they always hang out in either one of their rooms and chill, it’s mostly her room tho because she complains about jaemins bed 😳
jisung feels like jaemin is his roomie too because he’s in there so much :0
dw sooyoung and jaemin are considerate 🤞
if jisung is sleeping and they wanna have a deep ass talk then jaemin will drags her to his room, because lets say jeno is a heavy sleeper (idk if he is but lets just say he is ☺️)
they are ALWAYS cuddling, like whenever she walked infront of his and he is sitting down, he’ll pull her to either sit next to him or his lap, it depends if cameras are around 🤞 and then once she’s sitting he’ll wrap his arms around her and just cuddle until they get uncomfortable lmao 😭
sooyoung will not fall asleep on any other member but jaemin, it’s just a thing idk, not that she’s not comfortable with the other members she just prefers to cuddle w jaemin since they cuddle so much hehehehe
whenever they are out walking in the streets and she’s tired she’ll grab onto jaemin’s shirt and he just down at her like :0 oh my god your so cute i just wanna protect ☺️, and he just puts his arm around her shoulder while she holds onto him :( i love them their relationship is so soft
ohhhhh jaemin made her go bike riding w him one day and she felt like she was going to DIE, her legs were so sore afterwards but jaemin was semi fine, and she was just like 😡i hate you.
she always asks jaemin to edit her photos for her, cuz she doesn’t know how hmph, and jaemin offered to teach her so she was like ☺️ okay so she sat in a chair next to him, and she ended up falling asleep.... whoops
jaemin was like “so you just do this to remove any- sooyoung?” and he looked down and sooyoung had her head against her knees, and she was OUT, like jaemin tried everything to wake her, so he ended up having to pick her up and put her on his bed while he finished editing her pictures 🤞
best boy jaemin YUP
i could write for AGES about them because i just love their relationship so so so much but all you guys need to know in summary is that they are such a soft friendship, they can always be seen cuddling together, they talk about almost everything, and their just besties :D
✿ chenle
01 liner babe’s yup !
they were close before debuting because they were close in age, and when they found out they were debuting they were like YESSS I KNOW YOU 😟😟
they call themselves twins hehe, even if they aren’t even born in the same month 😭
if they say they are twins, they are twins.
HIGH PITCHED LAUGH DUO YUP
sooyoung also has a higher pitched laughed, so whenever they laugh, it’s VERY high pitched
also they love to randomly harmonize?
like they could just be sitting in the waiting room and then they would just sing in harmony and then go back to whatever they were doing :0
ohhhh and they LOVE doing tik toks together
they will do covers of dances together or those silly duo ones and it’s so FUNNY because they are both so chaotic and it’s so cute
they really killing everyone w their cuteness 😭😭😭
he was also so shocked when she spoke mandarin to him, even if it was just a little bit and kinda awkward because she had just been studying to for a few months (she started studying it in january 2021!) and he was like 😟😄😄
he also gave her a big hug but he was way more entergetic than renjun, he shook her back and forth and yelled in her ear, NOT ON OURPOSE
he was just excited 🤞🤞
ohhhh they also post lil duets together :D and it’s so CUTE
like their both bare faced in a dim lit vocal room and one of them is playing the piano, and they just sing, and it’s so raw and beautiful, OH MY GOD I LOVE THEM
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✿ jisung
at first he was kinda shy around her, since hes normally shy around new people
and sooyoung was like, i understand, but shes an extrovert so she tried her hardest to be friends with everyone and talk to everyone, and jisung was like ???? how are you so talkative ???
the first thing he ever said to her was “your shirt’s cool, i like shinee subaenim too!” and it was really quiet and sooyoung was like “thanks ☺️”.
she was wearing a shinee tshirt btw, she’s a big shawol 🤭
they eventually got close though, i mean your bound to be when your with them all day yk
but sooyoung was so soft and gentle w him and reassuring him that it’s okay that hes a lil shy and he just felt comfortable around her, even if it was kinda hard to have conversations
now their inseparable!
she always laughs whenever he breaks something, but she always grabs it and sees if she can fix it for him, while laughing
for the first few years of their debut jisung was like her lil bro, she would always tease him or fool around him
and now its the reverse 😭
jisung always roast her or teases her, and it’s so subtle she would just laugh whenever he said something and then after awhile she realizes what he just said so she’s like ... ☺️😟😳😕
shes like wHAT HAPPENED TO MY LIL BRO
jisung always pats her head when she has her mouth open after he teases her, and is like “hehe, love u”
“sure you do jisung, sure you do.”
she gets him back by blasting twice or shinee and dancing on her bed until jisung gets out of bed and turns it off 😭
she never does that when he’s sleeping because she doesn’t actually wanna make him mad 😭
they have never fought and she’s not willing to loose that streak
jisung compared their hand size once and it litteraly made sooyoungs hands look like a baby hand and she was like ... i hate it here
now he always asks for a high five and then he laughs because of the size difference
and she gets SO MAD
“STOP DOING THATTTTT, ITS NOT FUNNY”
“stop falling for it 🤷♂️”
“hOLD ME BACK.”
jaemin actually had to hold her back from running after him after he teased her
not that she would hurt jisung....she would just hit him a few times
jaemin scolds her for fighting the members he’s like “we do not condone violence in this household!”
then she goes “condone violence my ass! just let me flick him.”
jaemin doesn’t let her flick him 😭😭
she does it before jisung goes to sleep tho 💪
#deluxeoc#aesocnet.#nct dream fluff#nct dream oc#nct dream#nct dream extra member#nct dream 8th member#nct dream female addition#nct dream female member#nct dream addition#nct dream fanfic#nct extra member#nct addition#nct added member#nct female addition#nct female oc#nct female member#nct female unit#nct female subunit#nct fluff#nct fanfic#mark fluff#haechan fluff#jeno fluff#jaemin fluff#chenle fluff#renjun fluff#jisung fluff#nct 127 fluff#wayv fluff
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Favourite Stream Moments!
Philza’s stream on Friday 20th of november
Returning to hardcore and getting reminded that he really just logged out on the spot last monday lmao
Phil is honestly just teasing us at this point with his refusal to mine his diamonds :(
Catching up on the gapple gang from last stream
He’s almost out of gapples!
Reminder to myself: you can dry sponges just by placing them in the nether lol
Kristin didn’t wear a proper winter jacket on a walk and get really cold so Phil gave her his jacket lol
chat (and Kristin): simp confirmed
From the 3min that was forced by a viewer on Wednesday Phil earned a lot of money lol
He might raise the pizza points required for the ad thing lol because people are saving up for it to spend it when Phil reaches viewers the way he did the past week and it sucks for everyone who isn’t subbed
“chat should we tell him?” at someone who is planning on dedicating a drained ocean monument to theri girlfriend for their 2-year anniversary
marriage season 2
“THAT SHIT WAS TRASH” “the respons time was pog tho”
New minecraft thing learned: you can get apples from a farmer villager!
*opens block* “Hey guys! oh, it’s jeff” *places block back*
“He should lose his job!” (while yoinking a villager he hadn’t traded with yet)
lmaooooo the zombified villager despawned bc Phil didn’t realise that the sword he picked up/spawned with wasn’t given to him by Phil
(This happened less than ten seconds after he just gave a talk on how “zombies and other mobs don’t despawn when they’ve picked up they usually won’t”)
Chat spamming “BLINDZA” and “OLDZA” because he didn’t see that it was an iron sword and thought it was a stone sword the entire time
Tommy&Tubbo are Pinky & the Brain?
Zombie pulled a Techno (the slowly turn and stare lmao)
“This is fine.” as he gets damaged by the zombie villager number 2 sitting in the back of his boat
Phil clutching while getting a roof above number 2’s head as the sun rises
“Gib me apples.” actually gets apples
“apples” does not look like a realt word today and I do not know why
Phil is so good at minecraft that when he tries to take fall damage so he can test suspicious stews, he still falls in the water lol
Ear check! Aka first Endlantis for a lot of people!
Gapple gang can be unworried for a while, got over 2 stacks of gapples made just now
Someone asked if Phil has dolphins in Endlantis. Oof
Points for Chaotic!Phil: in SMP Earth, Techno is the one who just brought unwanted villagers to some other place, Phil called an airstrike on them
Back wall of the Quartress is finally getting done!
“where did the child go” *murders the baby piglin that spawned* chat: nooooooooo the child
so many people are just now realising that it’s really not that surprising how the boys turned out lmao
am I gonna be impressed by Phil placing sealanterns at the back of the fake portal while flying or am I gonna make fun of him for misplacing one mid-flight?
both lol
BONE ZONE TIME
I love the “poor man’s quartz” it fits so well
“more bones required!” *fills entire inventory* “this is too many bones!”
personally I am anti railings, if you fall off that’s on you
When Phil joined the discord and got asked when he was joining he just went “idk” so the reactions to him joining on stream are like, actually real lol
S P L A S H
Phil has slept in a bed exactly 1200 times???
The roof is finally getting fixed! I’m so happy
Phil going “lemme up!” every time he like, elytra jumps up 1,5 blocks reminds me so much of the “let me iiiinnnn” meme lmao
I’m actually really curious about Yorkshire pudding, it sounded gross but it looks kinda good actually
Kristin is making Phil make the pumpkin pie for Thanksgiving
Phil has no confidence in his abilities to do so (seeing as he has never even eaten one, let alone bake one lol)
Kristin wants to see him mess up
As long as the rest is good it’ll fine tho
Chat is suddenly being wholesome and it’s suspicious
Phil will finish the last bits of room off stream probably
(and think about plans for dreamsmp!)
Shorter stream today bc last streams were long (thank you phil! i can actually go to bed at a reasonable time now)
Also WEAR YOUR MASKS
We’ll see whether it’s gonna be hardcore or dreamsmp on monday!
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Foul Mouth
Commander Cody x Obi-Wan Kenobi smut
summary: Cody likes to see how well the Great Negotiator can keep up in bed
rating: R
warnings: smut (18+)
word count: 800 (i couldnt have done better if i tried lmaooooo)
a/n: i like to think cody listens to obi bluster his way thru the day knowing EXACTLY how he acts at night
if you liked it, please leave a like and reblog!!
here it is on ao3!
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Obi-Wan Kenobi. The great Negotiator. Renowned for not only his incredible leadership skills but also his way with words.
Now, a whimpering mess with his face pressed into his mattress.
Obi-Wan gripped at his sheets with whitened knuckles. His carefully constructed composure was thrown out the viewport as an unrelenting stream of moans and whimpers left his mouth. His elbows shook as he tried to support himself.
“Ah! Cody, ah—!”
Cody gripped Obi-Wan’s hips with a bruising pressure, grunting and growling above him. Obi-Wan lurched forward with each rough thrust, and always brought backward until Cody’s slim hips met his ass.
This was better than meditating, Obi-Wan thought. Why try making himself clear his thoughts when just the feeling of Cody’s strong, warm hands on his bare skin made all other thoughts fly out of his mind?
His elbows and knees finally gave out and he sank, panting, into his bed. Cody held his hips up in a now bruising grip, one hand reaching under to stroke Obi-Wan’s leaking cock. Oh, Force, he was so close—.
He yelped and lurched forward when he felt a slap against his ass. His hands scrabbled to grasp at a pillow, pulling it under him for support.
“Oh, that’s a new one.”
Obi-Wan turned his head to glare at his commander. Cody had exited him fully after he had surprised Obi-Wan with the slap, and he missed his fullness. “What—?”
Cody had the audacity to grin down at him. He leaned over Obi-Wan, lining the tip of his cock back up. “You know I like to hear all the sounds you make, ner jetti,” he whispered into Obi-Wan’s ear and entered him in one smooth motion, pressing him flat against the bed.
Obi-Wan let out a lewd moan, trying to smother it by pressing his face into the pillow. Stars, Cody could make him cum from his voice alone.
“Ah, ah,” Cody tsked above him. He tilted Obi-Wan’s chin up until he was no longer panting into his pillow. “I told you, I want to hear everything.”
Obi-Wan squirmed under Cody. The pressure against his trapped cock was too much. He let out a small whine. “C-Cody, please.”
“Please, what?” Cody teased. He kissed Obi-Wan’s neck and nipped at the sensitive skin of his ear. “Use your words, jetti.”
“M-move, please,” Obi-Wan begged.
Cody grinned into his neck and thrusted languidly. A high keening cry left Obi-Wan’s lips, followed by a moan as Cody continued to thrust into him lazily.
“Oh, how I wish they could see you, ner jetti,” Cody moaned into Obi-Wan’s ear. “All spread out and begging for my cock.”
His words sent a shiver down Obi-Wan’s spine. He gripped at the pillow with white knuckles. “Ah! C-Cody—!”
“What happened to the Great Negotiator, huh?” Cody growled. His thrusts became rougher, until he was snapping his hips against Obi-Wan’s ass again. His breath came out in pants in between the grunts as he sought his release. “No words, huh?”
The only things leaving Obi-Wan’s mouth were moans and Cody’s name repeated like a mantra. Cody was hitting that sweet spot deep inside him over and over, and the friction of his body and the bed against his cock was unbearable.
“Cody—I'm so—!”
“Cum for me, ner jetti,” Cody moaned, snapping his hips even faster.
Obi-Wan shuddered as he let Cody’s words wash over him. Cody hit that spot hard one last time, chanting, growling, in Mando’a, and then, oh Force, Obi-Wan saw stars. He came with a ragged cry, arching his back, feeling himself spill all over his stomach and sheets. Cody stilled above him, moaning low as he spilled inside Obi-Wan, his forehead warm against the Jedi’s shoulder.
Obi-Wan laid on his bed, panting, eyes fluttered shut, his mind comfortably empty. He barely realized when Cody had gotten up to silently pad to the refresher until he returned, pressing a damp cloth against him. Obi-Wan rolled over, not bothering to open his eyes, so Cody could clean his mess on his stomach.
Cody laughed and leaned up to kiss his Jedi, tossing the rag somewhere in the room. “Fucked senseless?”
Obi-Wan opened one eye to glare at Cody. “You have a foul mouth, commander.” Still, he wrapped his arms around Cody’s shoulders and pulled him down on the bed.
“You still love me,” Cody murmured, still grinning.
Obi-Wan hummed against Cody’s lips, toying with the small curls at the base of his neck. “Unfortunately.” He kissed him one last time, and then nuzzled his head against his neck.
Cody wrapped his arms around Obi-Wan’s waist and pulled him closer. He kissed the top of his head. “Goodnight, Obi.” His only response was the soft, measured breathing of his Jedi deep in sleep.
#codywan#commander cody#obi-wan kenobi#codywan smut#commander cody x obi-wan kenobi#smut#uhhh idk what else to tag#yeah enjoy some sin that's been brewing in my mind for like 2 weeks#hopefully beach au will be next!!!#*sighs* i love my clone husbands#my writing
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