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Billy batson gets his first pay from the league and does what all people who find they are kinda related to wonder Woman would do
Buy legos and make a wonder woman statue for her, it's a bit wonky and he genuinely considers if he should give it to her
So he goes up to her one day and is like "oh hey you know how we are kinda cousins, I made this for you, sorry it's not that good"
And Diana? She fucking loves it
She shows it off to everyone, smug to the skies because see, I told you captain Marvel sees her as family
And flash and hal see the chance for competition, so they try to lowkey imply they would like one as well but Billy is all like "oh yeah, my mother used to do it as well, it used to be like a family tradition"
Which okay, super sweet first of all and second, so they gotta get him to see them as family to get one
Challenge accepted
#dcu#dc#billy batson#shazam#captain marvel#wonder woman#lego#dc flash#hal jordan#no one manages it#which just makes Diana even more smug
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sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”
So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.
And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.
#the best part of all is that I also knew the ex boyfriend because he worked at this place my friend was the manager of#and I texted my friend like ‘yo have you heard about this cat situation’#and she was like ‘I swear to god if one more person asks me about this fucking cat’#it was the drama of the century#the whole city was up in arms over this cat
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Hello neurodivergent people. I was wondering if I'm just weird or it is common to not being able to learn certain motoric skills at the same time as my peers and learned them MUCH later
#poll#a friend of mine only learned to ride her bike in her 20s#i didnt manage to snap my fingers until i was like 18#i still cant reliably whistle or swim#i was a latebloomer with almost everything that involves having to copy someones physical movement#pretty sure i was the last one to learn to tie my shoes in kindergarten#oops i forgot the option for 'nope' sorry lmao
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Redraw of my favourite scene. I don't know how to be normal about this, I love them so much
#one piece#one piece live action#opla#opla spoilers#luffy#monkey d. luffy#koby#who would have thought that opla would manage to make me lowkey ship koby and Luffy#I MEAN idk the talk under the stars scene + this one#I'm having a vision#my art#one piece fanart
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I can’t believe FNAF movie Mike never got paid
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#mike schmidt#abby schmidt#william afton#steve raglan#springtrap#spring bonnie#fnaf#fnaf movie#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#spongebob squarepants#like that dudes boss and career manager both died in one go#at least game Michael got his small check#Mike schmit literally got nothing#I hope he gets a stable job 💀💀#yes this is the SpongeBob bit
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This season, on Hermitcraft...
(speedpaint)
#i never ask for reblogs But this is a special occasion so pretty please reblog reblog reblog! thank you ^_^#hermitcraft#rendog#vintagebeef#tangotek#i'm not tagging everyone :0 those three get tags bc they were the more important ones lore-wise this season#i'm tempted to also tag grian scar and mumbo for the Exposure but i'm not gonna#edit: changed my mind i'm tagging them i have no shame#grian#goodtimeswithscar#mumbo jumbo#mcyt#fanart#special shoutout to hc recap bc i watched all of the recaps for s9 and took a Bunch of notes to figure out what and how to draw for this#(and i still didn't manage to draw everything i wanted to bc of just sheer amount of stuff that happened this season lol)
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Saw this post by @doppelnatur how dandelions are pretty good trans symbols and got inspired! Happy pride everyone 🏳️⚧️
#trans#transgender#trans pride#pride month#queer#also btw dandelions are called lion's tooth in german due to their leaf shape#which i think is a very cool name! :3#glad i managed to finish it in time for pride month :D#gender#queer tag#dandelion#pride#siarvenart#edit: added image description in alt text that was originally provided by @windwardstar#because apparently the version showing up in the tags (?) that keeps getting reblogged isnt the one with that on it#cw eye strain
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yeah yeah opening a fic and "he would not fucking say that" but what about you open the fic and "he would fucking say that". what about that pure feeling of euphoria when it's exactly right the way you like it
#would kill for the authors who manage to get my faves and their vocabulary/speech patterns exactly right#curry rambles#opened a few h50 fics that i Did Not Feel but then i got one and it was right from the first sentence so im Feeling It rn
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at what point during their travels do you think nami gets luffy and zoro matching backpack leashes that look like this:
#immediately after they leave coco village she turns to them and goes guess what i bought (stole) you!!#and holds these out#luffy puts meat in his#zoro somehow manages to get lost even with it on#one piece#monkey d. luffy#roronoa zoro#cat burglar nami#strawhat pirates#zolu#op#1pc#txt
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Book 2 au: sparring sessions and short hair katara
They like to have sparring sessions in order to keep their bending skills sharp. They allow themselves to go all out and not hold back at all cause they know if anyone got hurt, Katara could just heal them
But anyways, wouldn't it be kinda funny if Zuko accidentally burned Katara's hair tho? Aofkqldkkajfjd
The "I think we can save the hairloops" line is from @linnoya-writes thank you for that!! :>>
#zutara#zuko#katara#atla#book 2 au#my art#i mentioned in my last book 2 au post that i wanted to include short hair katara into it and y'all were so supportive of it!! 😭😭😭#so this is how i think it would go#it would happen as katara is trying to evade one of zuko's fire balls#she manages to avoid it but since her hair is long it still caught on fire#she'd be pissed so she water whips the hell out of zuko#and then promptly forgets about it akfhkakdkakdj#even after the sparring session she still hasn't remembered cause 'oh no zuko's in pain i have to help him!'#it isn't until zuko even mentions it that she remembers#zuko thinks she's more calm than i thought she would be after burning her hair so he mentions it to her#little did he know katara just forgor aldjlakdkaljd#n e ways zuko does feel bad so she offers to help fix it up for her#i think after the haircut katara would find herself looking in mirrors when there are any around cause 'zuko thinks i'm beautiful?? really?#zuko doesn't know this tho and he thinks katara is till sad about the unwanted haircut so he keeps telling her that she looks beautiful#and katara just keeps losing it aldjlakdlald#in conclusion they are idiots your honor
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what if we flirted at the gentlemen club 😳 (and we were both flirting) 😞❤️😞Discreet Gentlemen's Club
#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#Headcanon time: All the dancers at the Gentlemen Club fell in love with Mr. Fell at one point because he is such a cutie <3#and Aziraphale calls Crowley to investigate because he doesn't realize that he's too cute for this world#and instead thinks that his fellow dancers are being tempted!!!!????#And Crowley just snort laugh for ages while he watches Aziraphale flirt with all the gentlemens without even realizing that he's flirting#the day that Crowley and Aziraphale leaves Portland together#they go to say goodbye at the Gentlemen's club#and all the Gentlemen; after saying goodbye to Aziraphale#shakes Crowley's hand with a knowing look of “Respect to you sir; you managed to charm Mr. Fell. Good for you”#and Crowley looks back at them behind his glasses like ????????????#good omens comic#historical husbands#discreet gentlemen's club#ALSO:#fumetto che deve MORIRE 🤗#perchè ha osato esplodere mentre salvavo 🤗#mandando a puttane tutto il lineart 🤗#aspetta come si dice???? BRUCIAAAAAAA 🤗#🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
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iii / vi / vii / ix
#ah yes i managed to fit literally every single shade of gray in one photoset (i thought these were all kinda uniform but alas)#this was my excuse to get procreate dreams :)#gideon the ninth#the locked tomb#harrowhark nonagesimus#gideon nav#griddlehark#ortus nigenad#campal#camilla hect#palamedes sextus#coronabeth tridentarius#ianthe tridentarius#naberius tern#dulcinea septimus#protesilaus ebdoma#cytherea the first#tlt#tlt fanart#my art
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first meeting
#rdr2#red dead redemption#red dead redemption 2#arthur morgan#issac morgan#man sees baby for the first time ever and is surprised that theyre tiny little creatures#arthur being the man he is mustve had SO many emotions holding issac for the first time. and this is all he manages to say in the moment#im lowkey projecting bc when i met my niece i absolutely REFUSED to hold her until i saw her the second time and i was like.#oh my fucking god shes so fucking tiny#anyway. i hope nothing bad happens to them ever<3#btw arthurs clothes come from an edit of a young version of him that i saw#and i also saw a video of someone managing to find a repurposed model of eliza in rdr2s data and shes got dark hair!#so i gave issac dark hair (and arthurs blue eyes<3)#arthurs definitrly into people with dark hair#pspspspsp arthur i have dark hair pspspspspspspsp#AHEM anyway-#sorry i cant draw babies even tho i see one all the time now LMFAO#my art
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TIL that you can assign an AO3 next of kin to control your account in case of your death???
#ao3#this is actually really neat#I had a will at one point that included passwords and usernames specifically for my sister so she could manage certain social media#including my fanfic accounts#if anything happened to me#I need to update it it's been like...idk a decade#who makes a will when they're sixteen you might ask#ppl who want to be dead I will answer very seriously while shaking my bottle of SSRI like a baby rattle
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These little fuckers are round gobies. They are a freshwater goby that's invasive in Michigan, and they're in the nearby lake. They're distinct from the four native species due to their fused pelvic fins (middle pic) and a big black dot at the rear of their front dorsal fin. Though some other gobies have spots on their fins, NO Michigan-native species has a fused pelvic fin. These guys are very aggressive feeders and are very good at outcompeting native gobies.
They're also extremely good at stealing bait off big hooks as people on the docks reel in their lines. In particular, the bastard in the bottom photo stole my bait two days ago, so I caught him and filleted him for Bug.
Today, after acquiring smaller hooks, I went back and got 16 more, and educated several other fishers about their invasive nature. I got two turned over to me by others, and caught 14 more myself.
One man wandered over and asked why I was catching them on purpose. It was too much trouble to explain my feelings about invasive species, so I just told him, one of them stole my bait two days ago. He stopped watching my bobber and boggled at me and goes:
"You're doing this for revenge?"
So now there's some guy in town that thinks I am exacting revenge upon fish kind for a single stolen worm.
#personal#stories about ked's life#fish#animal death for ts#Anyway#I'm going to learn how to make fish meal to make peafowl treats#I just killed the ones today and put them out for the crows#Bug stole the smallest one and ran off with it#I don't know if she managed to eat it or not#but I couldn't find it where she was standing “killing” it#so I assume so
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Danny: Hey, I need you to be my boyfriend for a week.
Jason: What.
Danny: My parents are coming over and I've apparently accidentally talked about a partner more than once and only realized when they said they wanted to meet them.
Jason, currently still solidifying his power as a Crime Lord: Excuse me?
Danny: Let me get this out of the way, I do not consider you at all a person of romantical interest and a friend. But I need you to act as my partner for only a week until my parents go on their merry way over to my sister, okay?
Jason: Is there, quite literally, no one else to ask this?
Danny: You're my only friend who lives in Gotham, plus we share the same apartment.
Jason: That's almost sad.
Danny: You in?
Jason: Sure, why not.
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Maddie: Danny, honey.
Danny: Yes mom?
Maddie: I don't mean to.... question, who you choose as your parent but. Well, me and your father was just wandering if he was a... [Maddie gestures with her hand] you know, one of those.
Danny, uncomprehendingly staring at his mother's hand: What.
Maddie: Oh dear, how do I bring this up. You know, one of those.
Danny: Mother I need more context.
Jack: If your boyfriend a crime lord!?
Maddie: Jack!
Jack: What? Beating around the bush wasn't helping!
Danny: Say WHAT?
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Danny: Hey dude, thanks for helping with this even though you didn't need to!
Jason: No problem, I wasn't doing anything too [Crime Lord activities flash through his mind] important.
Danny: Can you believe my parents thought you were a crime lord though? Weird am I right?
Jason:
Danny: Jason. You are scaring me.
Jason: Haha, yea that's weird isn't it?
Danny: Jason.
Jason: Well, I have to leave now to attend to my totally real and totally not crime related job at the ice cream shop.
Danny: [Squints eyes]
Jason: [Internally sweating bullets]
Danny: Suuuuure, bring me back some ice cream though.
Jason: [Thumbs up and leaves]
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#dcxdp#dc x dp crossover#Danny isn't romantically interested in Jason in the least#Neither is Jason romantically interested in Danny#But he needed a partner and Jason was the only one available#Jason somehow managed to balance that and being a crime lord#Jack and Maddie instantly had the suspicion of him being Red Hood aka a crime lord aka a criminal aka a danger to their boy#Danny doesn't know at ALL though and so they hang that theory up because if Danny didn't know then he probably wasn't a crime lord#Jason's identity was almost blown because he pretended to be the boyfriend of his friend#Again Danny doesn't know shit about him being Red Hood he just thought dude was dedicated to his job plus its Gotham#Not that weird to come back with scraps and scratches
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