kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy's gonna add another 'hey there delilah' to the sex playlist

Listen, if I had the time I would just make Justice Leauge the mockumentary, lol.

does gotham even bother with announcing the weather ever. like. is there even a need for a weather channel

me when someone asks me literally anything:

feeling emotionally vulnerable so ill be walking around with a sword for the rest of the day

god didn't give me a dick because i would read poems & get hard and then everyone would be mean to me

Another reason why I’m a firm believer in letting Bruce get old is because the idea of him looking and his dark haired children without his glasses on and genuinely not being able to tell them apart is unparalleled

the only grind I respect is girls grinding against each other or something. like whatever the mortar and pestle get up to

some of you need to romanticise the fucking paragraph break

just as you do not need to forgive someone in order to grow past what they did, you also do not need someone’s forgiveness to grow past what you did.

you had a bad moment. a bad series of moments. you were struggling with mental health or addiction. you were selfish. you were an asshole. you made a mistake. whatever happened, you hurt someone you cared about.

you should make an effort to repair the harm done. you should take accountability, responsibility, face the consequences as a result. but maybe they don’t forgive you. they don’t ever want to speak with you again. they hate you.

that’s okay too. you are not forever tainted by their lack of forgiveness. you do not need to live forever with the weight of what happened on your shoulders. you are allowed to move on, too. you cannot deny what happened or the harm caused or even deny them their own response to it. but their response to it is not your responsibility, only your actions and their consequences are.

you are allowed to grow. you can change for the better. you can say “I did this, it was wrong and caused harm, and this is how I’ve changed” and that is a good, positive result you should move towards. forgiveness is not a requirement for growth. you should be grateful when it is available, but your progress is not dependent on it.

I couldn't resist 🤣🤣🤣

The worst day of Jason’s life is when he learned Bruce and Wonder Woman once slept together

this meme is exactly titans jason and rose

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