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shadeswift99 · 2 years
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Cleo, serenely, with an inventory full of Doc's diamonds, after listening to Doc be Germanly Distressed over losing them for the last ten minutes: You seem a little stressed, Doc :)
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ennas-aesthetic · 8 months
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Good Omens 2, Minisode 1 - Companion to Owls is like: It's an exploration of a long-debated philosophical, moral, and theological conundrum. Can suffering be justified if it is a test of faith? Must faith be blind, not reasonable? How does one define goodness and righteousness? Should the definition of 'right' be normative? Deontological? Consequential? On the inherent value of a person? Where does one draw the line between good and evil? Right and wrong? Does that line even exist?
And while that's all happening an angel is absolutely devouring a rack of ox ribs in a way that could only be described as weirdly sensual. A demon (in full beard and sunglasses ensemble) transforms goats into birds because he did not want to kill them. Job asks God to show Herself and explain what the fuck's Her deal and She said "LOL come back to me if you can MAKE A WHALE, BRO." Job has a twink son and he outfrutied the frutiest angel. I'm Jemimah I made this pot! The Heavenly Host does not know how childbirth works. The Heavenly Host thinks childbirth works by pulling two strips of ribs from the man and manifesting fully grown kids in an embrace. The Heavenly Host thinks Bildad the Shuhite - obstetrician and shoemaker extraordinaire - is a real person.
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theangrypomeranian · 2 months
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Hey there! What’s your favorite episode of Bob’s Burgers that no one ever seems to talk about?
Hi Babs!
I will shriek to the heavens and back about Roller? I Hardly Know Her! Especially for a fandom that loves their poly ships as much as this one does. Because it has EVERYTHING!! The pining! The longing! Gene singing Alone by Heart (which is my favorite Heart song)! And Gene and Alex and Courtney are SO FREAKING CUTE in this episode! She wanted to dance with them!! 😭💜 And it was the boys' idea to help out! Then Mrs. Papasian going after frickin' Doug! Not to mention the B plot is really funny too and has lots of potential for the BLT poly ship. All around one of my all time favorite episodes!
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Both Remus and Virgie look like they would both randomly scream at the top of their lungs…
Ok mainly Remus..
Ok just Remus.
But I’m including his hoe
Why? Because I do this. Duh. And I’m projecting/hj /silly
- Vee 💜
No no they can both randomly scream in public spaces for the sake of the building getting silent as a treat <3 /light hearted
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undertheredhood · 8 months
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the real reason why tim never publicly makes fun of jason for wearing a knock-off robin suit while beating him up is because jason (during his revenge plan to kill the joker) had found the extremely embarrassing self-insert wattpad fanfic he wrote about being sold to batman by his parents and the last thing tim needs is anyone else finding out about it
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beelzzzebub · 6 months
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the best part about good omens is this genre of magician aziraphale expression
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cursedfortune · 6 months
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Mortem used to have a 👌 bod pre-regen spell
Got liquefied. Cue string bean era
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nessietessimal · 1 year
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Some sketches of the dumbos being dumbos 💕
(The two red-maned cuties, Cas and the pink romance-repulsed ghost are @sketchygabz babs✨)
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Me: My first crush as a child was on Albert Einstein so NOBODY should be surprised that I turned out this way
@pinkypromiseow2 : oh honey.
@pinkypromiseow2 : that checks out.
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jasdiary · 2 years
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This event is full of growing chaos, mental instability and most importantly, cute girls. happy pride month folks.
edit: Here’s Ittos bicurious ass
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streamsofstardust · 1 year
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one of my favorite things is catching up on the gc every day bc i always sleep later than everyone else and the second I'm like hey guys I'm here everyone is basically like "WOW LOOK WHO ISNT DEAD"
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ratcandy · 2 years
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You really wrote a whole ass book about Zote, and we read it all huh /lh
Don't get me wrong o love it but it's definetly not what i expected to take over my brain for 10+ months
HEAHAHAHAE . YEAH. Being reminded how long cogr was always throws me for a loop GKSH---
But you See. It's all a part of my plan. CoGR was just an elaborate ruse meticulously planned by me to lure people in with a weird premise and then get everyone attached to Zote. Now everyone is in hell with me. Everyone gets zote brainrot and you can never truly escape it . Two years and strong. Two years and strong
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Remus and Virgil, like before they were dating, definitely kissed but said it was platonic
Meanwhile everyone else is like “I know what you are.”
They were right ofc, but it still hurt (plsplsPLS tell me someone got he reference)
- Vee 💜
They're Homiesexual the others just don't understand their very platonic and totally not Gay for each other love /lie
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HI HII I LOVE YOUR LATEST FANFIC HELLO?? I WANT TO EAT EVERY PIECE THAT YOU WRITE ABOUT CLIVE RESPECTFULLY- 😩😩😭😭💖💖💖💖💖
OMFG OMFG PLEASE YOU’RE MAKING ME BLUSH DO YOU WANT ME TO KISS YOU LMAO. THANK YOU SO MUCH AND I AM SURE WILL WRITE MORE OF HIM IN THE FUTURE. 😭😭🥹🔥
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lenteur · 6 months
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we don't talk enough about jay why pee's impact. the fact that whenever the word honey is pronounced his song automatically starts playing in my mind is something that needs to be studied.
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kenntolog · 11 days
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….. what if sukuna steals you’re phone while you’re scrolling on it and you magically pull a book out from behind your back because you predicted him to do that……
Bonus if he takes that too and closes it without a bookmark as he watches the smirk leave your face
an: hey anon!! sorry for the delay, hope u enjoy this :)) read more about cool bf sukuna x loser gf reader here!!
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one thing that never fails to piss sukuna off if when people, specifically you, ignore him.
at first, whenever you start ignoring him — usually because he’s been too mean with his comments or behaviour towards you or has done something to make you really mad — his tactic is to just ignore you back. but that’s boring, sukuna gets bored so easily that he realises how pathetic he actually is. he even finds silence with you not boring. he could sleep on your chest at least.
so then, sukuna tries to woo you with affection; he kisses up your arms and call you his baby, his pretty girl and his one and only woman, he shoves his head between your arms and chest to kiss your face and not let you watch whatever the fuck you are watching on your phone(or reading, maybe even drawing). that usually is enough to melt the ice and say something resembling apologies.
if that doesn’t work, then it’s time for heavy artillery — he just takes your phone, throwing it away somewhere with no care and watches the way your unmoving features turn shocked and you finally talk to him(start complaining until he shuts you up with a kiss).
this time you seem to be prepared because when he takes your phone you pull out a damn book from under your pillow.
“what the hell?” sukuna curses at you, frowning when he notices the confident curve of your lips as you indulge yourself once again.
so after another period of silence he just rips the book out of your hand. at that you just stare at him, still stonefaced, just a curious brow raised.
that is until sukuna flips through the pages and closes the book quickly, letting the bookmark fall off somewhere, unable to contain his laughter at the sight of your smirk immediately disappearing.
“sukuna!”
he continues cackling like a maniac, clearly enjoying the bewilderment of your tone and happy that you finally talked to him.
“you’re such an ass,” you grumble, taking the book from him and frantically looking through pages to find the one you were reading last. “who even does that? that’s pure evil.”
he watches you with a sickly satisfied smile on his pleased face and takes the book away from once again, this time minding the bookmark you placed. sukuna wraps his arms around you tightly, bringing you to his chest.
“shouldn’t have ignored me for so long, loser, y’know i hate it.”
“that’s why i did it.”
“i will burn your book.”
you look up at him with a scared expression, suspecting that he might just really do that if you carry on, and he just continues smiling down at you like nothing happened. leaning down to press a kiss on the tip of your nose, sukuna finally feels you give into his touch, relaxing in his hold as you start rambling(complaining) about him being mean while he just dismisses everything you say, your soft voice lulling him to sleep.
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