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vaspider · 19 days

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I'm gonna make a band where their folk music is derived from wrapping a quartet of big rock guys with Aotearoa accents in Wonder Woman's lasso.

It would of course be called 4 Korgs and the Truth

#my sense of humor is terrible

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orrrganicgoosegoose · 16 days

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So if everything is brahman, and you’re also brahman, does that mean every time you eat, you are actually just eating yourself?

✨cannibalism✨

#this is a joke #i thought it was funny #my sense of humor is terrible #non duality #advaita vedanta #conciousness #non dualism #brahman

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thebalancedangel · 1 month

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Cazador: And then she was there...

Cazador: ...all rabid and incoherent, you know?

Vellioth: ...*is a skull*

Cazador: Worst mistake of my undeath.

Cazador: And the future is included in that statement.

——-LATER——-

Cazador: And you are to smash any bat that shows signs of rabies into a pulp.

Cazador: *stares bitterly at Aurelia*

Cazador: Understood?

Aurelia: *lowering her head* Yes, Master.

Astarion: *looks at Aurelia* ?

Astarion: Uhm, yes Master.

——-A COUPLE CENTURIES LATER——-

Astarion: *stabbing Cazador to second death*

Cazador, thinking: Still not as bad as Aurelia, LOL

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #baldurs gate iii #cazador szarr #astarion ancunin #bg3 aurelia #aurelia #my sense of humor is terrible #ooc #aurelia as the eldest and astarion as the second eldest

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brainwormcity · 6 months

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🔊 Sound on.

My brain has absolutely been screaming at me to use this meme format. Enjoy. 😌

#good omens #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #good omens 2 #good omens crowley #aziraphale x crowley #crowley good omens #good omemes #good omens edit #please don't sleep on this #my sense of humor is terrible

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disemboweleddarling · 5 months

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matching pfps <3

#milgram #mahiru shiina #my sense of humor is terrible

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yoondepity · 4 months

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I'm so sorry but the part where qi rong got slashed in half and then thrown into that absurdly big pot of boiling who knows what and then when he started splashing around like a fish out of water was hilarious to me 😭😭😭

#my sense of humor is terrible #ik ik #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #mxtx tgcf #tgcf donghua

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maria-rayro · 7 months

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джонни, заходя в квартиру к кенши, где не работают источники света, потому что ему они больше не нужны: блин да у тебя тут темно хоть глаз выколи

кенши:

#johnshi #i dont know how to translate this joke into english but its hilarious #my sense of humor is terrible

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shadowseductress · 5 months

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Others: She/He has passed away.

Me:

#my sense of humor is terrible #my sense of humor is broken #shitpost

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shittysawtraps · 2 years

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Good Morning Dave.

I heard you like gin.

If you like gin do much you won't have a problem drinking this 50 gallon drum of gin 30 minutes will y-

Oh. You're actually doing it. Uhm. Dear lord- this- this was meant to be inescapa-

HOW IS 20 GALLONS ALREADY GONE? ITS BEEN LESS THAN FIVE MINUTES.

Jesus christ Dave. After this I might just pay for you to get a new liver- good lord.

You- you aren't meant to eat the drum Dave.

Dave- Dave stop.

STOP IT DAVE! YOU'VE PASSED! WILL THAT GET YOU TO STOP EATING A STAINLESS STEEL DRUM?

#shitty saw traps #submission #i thought it was funny #my sense of humor is terrible #liking gin isn't a crime- Jigsaw was just bored

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caelenath · 8 months

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Mamoru the Coder

Amidst an intense work project, I have come to realize some truths about Mamoru that are in no way an indulgent projection of my own idiosyncratic woes. That last part is a lie.

Context: His curriculum for becoming a doctor of the future requires him to take some basic courses in computer coding.

One, on a scale of 1-10, Mamoru would rather perform surgery on his own eye than write code.

Two, it was an errant single quote mark that prompted the destruction of the computer lab in the biomedical building. Student administrators from the campus IT department were befuddled and a little frightened by the fork they found cleanly embedded in one of the steel computer tower chassis.

Three, but it was a case-sensitive string match* that heralded the second (or is it the third?) coming of Dark Endymion.

* It occurred to me that this might be rather English-centric, but I couldn't find a straightforward answer about what a Japanese coding exercise might look like. Comments are welcome if you have thoughts on the subject!

Shoutout to @lilliebellfanfics, @random-mailbox, and @goddessalthena for indulging my terrible sense of humor.

#mamoru in college #mamoru the coder #dark endymion #mamoru chiba #my sense of humor is terrible #nerd humor #headcanon #bullet point fanfiction #ficlet

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vampyreyes · 2 years

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OH MY GOD KIRA YOSHIKAGE IS IN THE BEATLES CARTOON

#i made this joke like 4 years ago on discord #and i still find it funny #my sense of humor is terrible #the beatles #the beatles cartoon #jojokes #jojo #jjba #shitpost #jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo diu #kira yoshikage

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shoggothing · 12 days

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silly memes silly headcanons

#cthulhu mythos #hpl shitposting #hastur #king in yellow #scp foundation #the scarlet king #my sense of humor is terrible #ngl I barely know anything about the scarlet king but I like this fella

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dmisthios · 1 year

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Wednesday always wears black…

#lol I just thought about this #my sense of humor is terrible #wednesday #netflix #ahs #ahs coven #american horror story #the addams family #wednesday addams #wednesday netflix #jenna ortega

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suzieloveships · 2 years

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Low-key wanna write Robin x Vickie chatfic, but only because I want the squad to have a group chat with nicknames and Steve and Eddie's names are Mom and Dad and Robin is Cool Aunt and when they add Vickie to the chat after she and Rob start dating she set her name to Cooler Aunt

#stranger things #robin x vickie #robin buckley #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #dustin henderson #lucas sinclair #eleven hopper #max mayfield #mike wheeler #will byers #my sense of humor is terrible #vobin

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2offayyo-kzt · 6 months

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I want to draw a nsfw seanzlo art and call it ✨What we do in Sean✨

#my sense of humor is terrible

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unexpectedmagiccat · 2 years

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I don't normally post about the shows I watch, but I had to put my little and banal input in this site. I'm late to the party but I just watched the last episode of KinnPorsche and I gotta remind everyone that the show is also comedy

1) This old guy just going "Go!" to all of the bodyguards heading to Kinn's house lmao idk why I found it so funny

2) My dude Chan just smoking a cigarette before dying. Pure comedy. Also, the rest of the bodyguards: just suits, no bulletproof vests, we die in style💀

3) This whole scene with Arm and Thankun. And them hyping up this badass lady, Erika (had the same reaction tbh) lol

4) And finally, this scene with Chay. The freaking product placement please. Also, I was thinking the whole time "boy, you're gonna ruin those headphones with the hair dye😭"

Final note: I probably missed something because this was a emotional rollercoaster, but this is what I noticed first.

#kinnporsche the series #kinnporsche #kinnporsche ep 14 #kinda long post #ramblings #sorry for the rant #my humble contribution #my sense of humor is terrible

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