Best photo I got tonight 😂

Coming to you live from the final Ghost Files show of the tour. Spirits seem pretty high (ha), heard one mention of 'the controversy' in the queue for the loo but that's it. Seems like everyone is here to have a good time! 🤞🤞🤞

I made another bookmark

His timeout jar

Please Donnie help me I’m begging you

platforming palestinian joy is just as important as sharing the suffering they're enduring during this genocide. despite continued displacement and bombardment, you cannot steal their joy and spirit. happy birthday to this sweet baby 🖤🇵🇸 may they grow up to see a free palestine

hey, don’t cry. one half flour one half yogurt knead into dough and fry for easy flatbread and dip in balsamic vinegar, okay?

My cartoon for this weekend’s @guardian books

I think what's upset me the most about the Watcher situation is how sudden the desicion was. I feel like the team have just hit the nuclear option right out of the gate without trying other things - I know Spotify doesn't make that much money in the grand scheme of things but how many of us have cried out for PU songs on some sort of streaming service so we can play them away from Youtube? I know merch sales involve third parties but the selection has been dog water for a while and I was dying for something new - my Professor badge broke and I was so sad I couldn't just buy a new one, shipping costs be damned!

We all had so much good will. I feel like if the boys had done a merch drop and just said "guys we really need help. Please buy the new merch for us, let's sell out this weekend, we'd appreciate it" it would have happened. Look at the Professor plushies, they sold in a matter of days all over the world. The fucking UK shows sold out in minutes! We crashed the website!

It almost feels like we weren't allowed to try.

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real

Oh she thinks she’s the plusherrrrr

Corrupt doggo bribed by bear

Saw this license plate today and I'm still ugly laughing about it

I know you’re sad. But drink your fucking water.

I'm aware this is petty and very unkarmic of me or whatever, but the amount of joy I just experienced logging in to Facebook to discover that a former boss, who bullied me relentlessly and made my mental health significantly worse, fell down a manhole loony toons style, is off the charts.

They're fine. Or they will be. Couple of bruises and a twisted ankle, according to the post I just read. But man, if the photos my other former colleague posted aren't going to keep me entertained for a while.

I sent off the final edit of The Chaos WIP to my publisher yesterday and realised a few things.

it's the best thing I've ever written. The best pacing, the best jokes, the best action. I'm so proud of it.

There are just..........so many Rise references. Like, so many. I found at least one that I'd straight up forgotten about. I'm an idiot.

Rise of the TMNT is a Very Serious Show

I spent all day on this and it's my fifth time trying to upload it. Please look at it.