Dan and Phil just dropping a collab with Dan shouting DID WE FUCK 5 minutes in is too much on a fucking Wednesday evening.
Also wondering who the three famous threesome propositions were will keep me up at night. Thanks
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I really loved the longest walkout on the planet for Sami tonight it was such a treat with the cross over from Jey
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sorry I’m interpreting your cool male character as a butch dyke who sucks. she’s better now
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The little sister to this post from like 2 hours ago has been born
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hey I went to Bad At It island and everyone you know was there. yeah turns out you just see the version of them they put forwards in order to not disappoint and in actuality everyone is just trying their best which doesn't always mean succeeding. yeah you were there as well but it's ok because you're surrounded by your friends and loved ones and if you take a moment you'll realise we are all flawed by nature but we are all full of love for one another and that matters more than any skill or success or achievement.
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I started a new disco game and he wasnt there. Straight up just didnt exist.
King??????? Where are you
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I just want soft cuddlefucking. Arms holding me tightly, a nice slow deep fuck, kissing and praising me while wiping my tears away, fucking all the stupid sad out my head, reassuring me it'll be okay soon and that they've got me
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Danny: *just chilling on the couch while being very still™️ at the Wayne Manor*
Clark: *comes to visit*
Clark: hey Bruce?
Bruce: yes?
Clark: why is there a dead child in your living room?
Bruce: what 0-0
Danny: oh shit
Danny: *starts up heartbeat* better?
Clark: *even more freaked out*
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