Chilchuck and his Union agitating for Better Wages is an Integral part of Laios Vision I knew he was a Real One
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poor wymack is traumatized by neil's terrible clothing
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casually ordering a hit on one of jean’s abusers and being willing to pay any price for it and then simply going about his day, all with jean sitting right there, is probably just about the sexiest thing neil josten has ever done
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Things you didn't know ab me:
1. I am not the sunshine
2. I am a willing victim of a cannibal
3. I'm half human and half machine
4. I'm Lance Armstrong (you're the necromancer tho)
5. I'm the Ruler of Everything
6. I'm the only one on your AM Radio
7. I am not the moon at night
8. I got shamed for claiming friends from either perspective of &
9. I won't hurt you unless you cheat
10. My friends are saying I have a undiagnosed mental illness
That one isn't a song reference they think i need a psychiatrist.
11. I'm no one if I'm nowhere in between
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Neil Josten does the most bizarre side quests ever.
Fly to other part of the country to cheat-chat with mafiosi Uncle? Why not
Demonise and manipulate FBI while eating a take out? Regular evening
Order a murder for another rapist, because fuck anyone who hurts Jean? FUCK YEAH
Share philosophy that he learned from his found family and boyfriend? Yes, pleaaase
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Batman: *to the Justice League* This is Robin. He's in my care from now on.
Robin Dick: *emitting light from his smile* hi!
Justice League: Awwww! He's really cute but Batman, are you sure about this?
Batman: I've never been more sure.
JL: okay...
Dick: I'm robin! i'm 8! And you guys are the coolest people ever!!
JL: *melting into a puddle of love*
Hal Jordan: Man, how'd you pop out a kid like this bats?
Dick: He didn't. I adopted him.
Hal: what?
Dick: He's under my care now, all opinions and complaints about his behavior go through me.
Hal: uh. Well in that case, I feel for ya kid because Bats is a-
Dick: denied.
Hal: what?
Dick: your complaint is denied. rejected. unforgiven.
Hal: .....???
Dick: bye.
Batman: *tearing up behind his mask* Best. Decision. Ever.
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Izzy is just a little baby 🥺
(yes I went feral for the new ofmd episodes yesterday )
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