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dazednstoned · 7 months

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Modern Rdr2 hcs:

-Abigail dresses like it's the 2000s (I'm talking miniskirts, low rise jeans, heeled flip flops w the fucking sparkles). She will never change too.

-Charles and Arthur go on dates to those adoption events to pet all the dogs and cats

-the whole gang frequently gathers for family bbqs. Every time someone ends up getting punched, passing out, or storming off

-Abigail puts Jack on one of those backpack leashes for kids (John too if we're being honest)

-Tilly, Karen, and Marybeth do full goodwill, garage sale, and vintage market days. They do not mess around either

-the only thing hosea knows how to do on his phone is play chess

-Sean still can't read in modern time

-john plays guitar and writes really horrible love songs for Abigail

-Javier and john r for sure in a band together, they're pretty good when they sing the songs Javier wrote

-Lenny and Sean co-parent an extremely neglected widgetable

-Arthur listens to facebook reels on full volume in public w no shame. Isaac is mortified every time

-john has various tattoos, half of them are god awful. He definitely got Abigail's name or initials tattooed somewhere and she was livid

-Karen gives herself piercings with a really shitty piercing gun

-arthur and John work together in construction, an auto shop, or in the equestrian field.

-Dutch has a very rigid and lengthy skincare routine

-john uses 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner, but he says it's 3 in 1 bc it also counts as bodywash

-Tilly is the only one of her family to graduate college (Arthur dropped out of hs when Eliza got pregnant and john never went)

-Hosea is one of those old people you just see walking around the neighborhood at like 8am

-john and Arthur don't wear sunscreen or put on lotion. Abigail sometimes manages to force some sunscreen on John's face before he goes to work tho

-bill refuses to go to gay bars but uses Grindr

-Abigail cuts John and Jack's hair bc she refuses to pay for something she thinks she can do herself (she cannot do it herself)

-Kieran is a hair braiding god. I'm talking French braids, fish tails, you name it.

-john owns a really shitty pick up truck. Jack was either conceived or birthed in the backseat of it (maybe both)

-Sean falls for those free iPhone scams every time

-the only videogame charles plays is stardew valley. He thought it would be relaxing, it wasn't.

-Tilly and Mary Beth are in a book club together

-Abigail is the type of parent to not let her kid play w nerf guns or watch pg13 movies (John is the exact opposite)

-Sadie spends her weekends at rage rooms

-everyone's fridges are covered in drawings Jack made for them

-John, Javier, and Sean game together. Violence always ensues

-dutch does not tip waiters

-john tried to play catch w Jack once and ended up getting hit in the groin by a baseball. He didn't know 4 yr olds could throw that hard

-Abigail and Karen (& sometimes Charles) drink cheap wine together every Sunday and discuss the dumb things their boyfriends did that week

-Lenny and Hosea do the wordle everyday

-Jack is in little league soccer. John sits back drinking a beer as Abigail shouts at the referee

-Abigail got a tramp stamp of a little bow when she was 17 (she regrets it)

-Hosea exclusively sends emails

-Abigail hides John's weed socks bc she doesn't want Jack to see and "fall into a life of drugs" when he's older

-Arthur is a hiking dad through and through. While John is a sit on the couch drinking a beer w his kid in his lap kinda dad

-uncle is the old drunk that lived in the same trailer park as Abigail and John did when Jack was a baby. He kinda just stuck around after

-Miss Molly O'Shea would be a makeup god and u cannot convince me otherwise

I might do a pt 2 late in the future!

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daddyfordaeddy · 2 months

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Pairing: husband! Mingi x f! Reader x other man! Hongjoong (both fxm and mxm)

Word Count: 1662

Warnings: cursing, none otherwise (smut warnings under cut)

Genre: smut, fluff, rated E for explicit, established relationship au

Summary: Your second man is coming over for a night of passion, and your husband would like to attend

Smut warnings: fingering, oral (male receiving), unprotected (dont do *gun emoji), creampie, some cum play, light breast play, marking, dirty talk, degredation, masturbation, cuckolding, if i missed any lmk!

Look, i know i said time god san was the last of February Filth Fest but cuckolding just appealed to me SO MUCH AHHHH!!! especially with these two! so this is frfr my last one, track 27 - cuckolding <3 hope u enjoy!

and thank u to @sanjoongie for some inspo hehe

As you step out of the shower, you can hear Mingi practically stomping up the stairs two steps at a time, and you roll your eyes affectionately even though he can’t see it. He probably got home from work while you were in the middle of showering and just decided to wait around for you. You can’t tell whether it’s adorable or hilarious that he insists on greeting you being the first thing he does when he gets home. Maybe it’s both.

“Hey, baby!” Mingi pokes his head around the corner right as you tuck the towel around you. “How was your day?”

“Same old same old.” You open your arms for a hug, Mingi swooping right in, not minding your wet hair. “What are you up to?”

You get your answer as his hands trail down your body, cupping the curve of your ass. “You, hopefully?” Your husband’s voice lilts upwards but you shake your head and step away.

“Sorry, baby, Hongjoong’s coming around today. His face falls but his eyes sparkle with a question in them and you chuckle, leaning forward to brush your nose against his. “As usual, you’re welcome to watch. Or I could just send you pictures of the aftermath you’ll never get to touch.”

You can feel his hard-on pressing into your bare hip, and Mingi nods eagerly. “I’ll watch,” he decides without really deciding. Your big dumb husband who would do anything just for you. You press a sweet kiss to his cheek, patting the soft flesh afterwards.

“He’ll be here in ten. Why don’t you go get comfortable while I get ready, okay? Be good for me.”

In his haste, Mingi almost runs straight into the doorframe and you hold back your laughter as you turn back to the mirror to finish drying your hair and start applying your makeup.

Hongjoong’s mouth is hungry on yours as he practically swallows each breath you sigh out. His hands are wandering up and down your sides, pinching and pulling at the soft flesh of your breasts. Little whimpers are falling from your mouth but he eats them up like it’s his dinner.

Out of the corner of your eye, you can see Mingi stiff in his desk chair, hand gripping the large bulge in his pants like a horny schoolboy watching porn for the first time. You love him, and how sweet he is, but you sometimes need something just…more. Something Hongjoong fulfils for you.

With his teeth sinking into your neck, Hongjoong draws your attention back to him. “Eyes on me, baby,” he hums, honey dripping from his mouth although his actions are not nearly as sweet. “I’ll fuck you better than he ever could. Big dick and frame, and can hardly use it, hm?”

You moan at his words, and you just know Mingi is getting harder with every sound that leaves either of your mouths. Without warning, Hongjoong shoves two fingers deep inside of your mouth, revelling in the way you had and throws your head back in pleasure. “Shit,” you moan out around his fingers as Hongjoong nips his way down your neck, taking great pleasure in marking you up in front of your watching husband.

As his mouth trails over your breasts, his other hand slips into your panties, pressing against your already-throbbing clit and you squeal at the contact. “Look at you, so needy for me,” Hongjoong growls into your soft flesh. “Mr Song really doesn’t please you enough, hm? You need me to fill the gaps when all he can do is whisper pretty words into your ears and fuck you slow and sweet.”

His voice is still like a dove’s but the words he’s hissing into you aren’t. “Please,” you beg, all feelings of shame are long gone and all you want is more, more, more. “Fuck, please give me more.”

Hongjoong giggles high-pitched, his hard-on pressing into your hip and grinding slightly into the soft fabric of your dress. He likes it best when you dress up nice just to get wrecked, and it only serves to make him harder rutting up against your evening wear. “Already begging for me, huh? Bet I could slide right into your sloppy pussy, Mingi stretching you out just fine but can’t do anything else, huh? Shall we test that theory?”

You barely even noticed how he already had your dress scrunched up on your stomach and your panties around your knees until his fingers ghosted over your core, making you whine. Hongjoong pulls out his thick cock from the tight confines of his sweats, pressing the tip into you, making you whine at the feeling of the burning hot head entering your eager hole.

You moan again and you can practically imagine the way Mingi eyes you swallowing Hongjoong’s cock with your pussy, pouting in the way that drew you to him in the first place. Any and all thoughts of your husband are soon blown straight out of your mind, however, as soon as Hongjoong bottoms out in one swift motion, filling you up so well and hitting that perfect spot inside of you.

Your whines rise in pitch as he immediately starts jackhammering into you, his fingers moving nonstop on your breasts, kneading and massaging them as he mouths at your nipples. “Fuck, Joong,” his name falls from your lips easily, “you’re so good for me.”

You can’t seem to stop singing his praises, and Hongjoong chuckles, eyes trained in on your face as he bites marks into your neck with wild abandon. He laves his tongue over each bruise blooming over your skin, whispering sweet nothings into your ear as his hips create a rhythm. If you focus, you can barely hear Mingi stroking his cock over the slick sounds of your cunt sucking Hongjoong deeper and deeper into you.

Your hands scrabble to find purchase as one of Hongjoong’s hands wanders down to rub at your clit, pinching and pulling at the sensitive bud. “Ah–” You don’t even think you’re making any sort of discernable sound but it hardly seems to matter when Hongjoong’s fucking you so well.

“Mingi.” Hongjoong’s sharp voice cuts through the haze filling your mind, and you turn to see Mingi’s wide eyes staring at Hongjoong like he holds some type of power over the taller man. “Do you want to come closer?”

Mingi nods frantically without inhibitions, desperate for anything. “Come here, baby,” you call for him, voice wrecked just from how well Hongjoong made you feel. “No touching, okay?”

Hongjoong has slowed to careful, precise thrusts as he pulls Mingi closer by the belt loops of his jeans. The difference between your calm demeanour and Hongjoong’s harsh attitude towards your husband only serves to make his cock somehow redder and harder. As he looks up at your husband, Hongjoong’s lips pull into a killer smirk. “Should I teach you how to use your big, dumb cock? But we all know it’ll still never be enough for your wife.”

Mingi’s dick jumps at Hongjoong’s words and he whines low in his throat. It’s confirmation enough for Hongjoong, who leans down to take just the tip into his mouth, swirling his tongue over the velvet head and dipping into the slit. Mingi gasps, the veins in his neck popping out as it takes all his willpower not to come right then and there.

Hongjoong’s other hand leaves your breast to fondle Mingi’s balls and he pops off with a crazed grin. “Already gonna blow so soon? This is why you can’t please (Y/N) enough. Always busting a nut early and leaving her with nothing. Why else do you think I’m here, huh? Do what your big, dumb, cock can’t. I may be smaller than you, but she surely prefers me.”

Mingi’s cock twitches again, and before he can burst, Hongjoong dips his head again, sheathing the entire length into his mouth and Mingi comes, shooting ropes upon ropes of searing cum into Hongjoong’s mouth.

Hongjoong doesn’t stop stroking Mingi until every last drop is milked, and then he dips his head and lets the come dribble out onto your pussy, his cock pushing Mingi’s cum into your pulsing cunt. “See, there you go, Mingi,” Hongjoong says, his tone so condescending but it only serves to make your brain even fuzzier, “it’s your come, but I’ll do all the work for you. Since you clearly can’t do it yourself.”

You grab at Hongjoong’s hand, whining loudly, and he looks at you in surprise. “More,” you whine, the only thing on your mind is your release.

With a knowing look, Hongjoong says nothing and returns to pounding you into the mattress, your high getting closer and closer until it finally breaks and crashes over you like wave after wave. “Fuck,” you cry out, head thrown back as your legs shake and your cunt flutters around Hongjoong’s cock. It seems to be the only word you can pronounce, repeating it over and over until you can feel your mind clearing up. Your body feels so heavy on the mattress and you feel like you could just sink into it.

Warm hands roam their way up your torso to your face, and Hongjoong’s face pokes into your line of vision as he peppers kisses on your cheeks. “Good?” he asks, and you nod hazily.

“Good.”

You reach out your arms, and as usual, both Hongjoong and Mingi fall into them, wrapping their bodies around you. “I still gotta clean you up, you know,” Hongjoong hums but you whine and just pull them closer.

“Not yet. I wanna lie down.”

Mingi chuckles into your ear. “You’ve been lying down since we started, baby. You’re such a pillow princess.”

You make a face at him. “Brave words from someone who came from someone kissing their dick. Now shut up and give me a kiss.”

With another laugh, both your men acquiesce and your heart fills with warmth.

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pap3rcherry · 17 days

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Apologies for tumblr being hungry and eating requests </3 ! Just resending mine! I wanna ask for Yandere!Miss Sasha hc’s please ! but if I may specify, with a reader who’s a very shy and timid teacher

୨୧ SHAPE OF U ✮⋆˙

Yandere miss sasha x shy and timid reader

A/N: Miss sasha is such a cutie! same scenario: you are a teacher in this, Now all I need is Miss Circle to complete the list of characters I want to write about (def not a cry for someone to request about yandere Miss Circle).

TW:Yandere topics, gaslighting, delusion, does someone make shrines of you counts as a trigger? remember: Yanderes are not hot, they can be extremely dangerous always stay away from individuals like this.

Type: Angst/fluff, romantic, HCS

୨୧ right off the bat: Sasha finds you adorable!! she likes how u can get flustered so easily, thats one of the main characteristics she likes about you, so obviously she will comment how adorable you are in her eyes.

୨୧ she would NOT be happy if someone made fun of how you act, she wouldnt hurt that person, but would make their school life hell at least in her subject, no one will make fun of you, not in her watch.

୨୧ Of course, as a yandere, she uses your timid nature to her advantage, but not in a nitid way to not risk you actually catching up on her unhealthy obsession crush towards you, she would be embarrassed to bits if you found out that she has a silly crush on you.

୨୧ She draws you at any chance she gets, some she gives you as a gift, others she keeps to herself... she probably has a shrine of arts and doodles of you that she drew, she probably featured herself in 50% of these drawings.

୨୧ she would make poetic love letters who would always compliment you or your work as a teacher, you bet that the letters has lots of drawings of you in chibi version in the corners and lots of hearts drawed in it.

୨୧ She would definitely call you a "work of art" and that you could be easily sculptured in a statue, all that cheesy art things, also, she would probably use that van gogh pick lines like "i love you like van gogh loved the stars" (was it van gogh? idfk)

୨୧ Sasha is obsessive, manipulative, delusional, harmless (in a "kill someone" way) and a very smart type of yandere, she would probably one of the less dangerous yanderes to have in the school, if someone tried to take you away from her, she would only manipulate you to get away from the person by inventing lies about them or maybe setting up a false situation that proves her false point.

୨୧ I think Sasha would be delusional because she wouldnt see that what she is doing is unhealthy and possibly harmful for the darling's mental health, she genuinely thinks she is just experiencing love.

୨୧ Sasha would probably be very dumb founded if you finally letted go from your shy manner and tried to leave her, she thought she was doing everything right, what do you mean she was gaslighting you into staying away from everyone you met? she was only protecting you!

୨୧ Sasha would beg for you not to leave her, i mean, you made her feel more alive than art did! you were her everything! she wont know what to do if you leave her, she might lose her sparkle and she doesnt want that, so please, please stay with her.

୨୧ "Come on darling... your not going to actually leave me.. right?"

#miss sasha #fpe miss sasha #x reader #fundamental paper education x reader #fundamental paper education #Yandere miss sasha #fpe yandere #yandere headcanons #light angst #romantic #headcanons #୨୧ cherry works

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bloogers-boogers · 8 months

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Omg thanks again for the yentlman + kyman comic they are really amazing 🤭

Can't wait to see the next part for both of them

Yentl making kyle look stupid is everything 😆 I love Them .

Thank you so much! 🙏

Tho, I have confession to make. I was planning on bailing this comic bc I had no plan whatsoever with it. It just started off as just an request but eventually become a thing 😭 I didn't intend for it to be a comic because I don't normally post something with out knowing where I was gonna go ahead for.

Besides that, the comic was base for a ship "Yentlman" but it doesn't feel like that. It feels more about a story where Kyle realizes too late about his feelings for cartman (which isn't far from it). However, liking Yentlman doesn't mean I'm very interested in the ship itself or know much about their dynamic besides what's been given in the pc specials and it's hard for me to keep up with a ship not being able to picture or expand more about it. And I genuinely don't feel I would because I'm just not that interested in that ship, at least not to come up with a good story for it.

As you see, I keep drawing them as a happy couple in the honeymoon phase of their relationship because that's ALL I can think of for them. Personally I just can't go for it and I'm sorry but I feel like I had to explain myself to you guys 🤧

I'm still not sure if i want to continue this comic but if u guys are interested in seeing more of it without focusing too much on the ship but on a whole different direction. I had a lot of time to think about it and honestly could see myself continuing the comic if it's mostly focus on Cartman and Kyle's friendship. Technically it's still "one-sided" and still "Yentlman" bc Eric will be with her. But instead of the romance it's a build up for kyman friendship after a harsh rejection all those years they built fell down the drain but I see them missing each other's company and typical banter. It's just hard to ignore the other's absence or act like they are total strangers when they're NOT. They care in their way and Kyle still feels the need to correct Cartman when he's being his dumb self while Cartman still needs someone to respond back or it's just meaningless.

Hopefully this explains it all and I would like to know your thoughts about taking the other route instead! C':

#one-sided kyman #eric cartman #kyle broflovski #yentl cartman #yentlman #south park

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cieric-of-chaos · 2 months

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I know it's just fiction and it's not that serious but I can't take it anymore I am tired of negative conversations about Wanda's kids and people comparing her to other characters sorry if the English is bad...just woke up from a short nap

they always bring this "Super-Strong-super-smart famous-character" blah blah and they’re like “well this Character is so smart and good at fighting and complex he can solo Wanda" or sometimes the repetitive "Wanda have fake kids they just have to say that to defeat her wah wah" it's so annoying...like Wanda's children is not just "fake" if you actually watch WV you would get what I mean, SHE GAVE BIRTH TO THEM, she feels them growing in her belly, they are Alive and...she raised them and celebrate birthdays with them, cook for them...they are real to her she loves her sons and they loved her.... that's why she's so sad and affected when they disappear....like what would you feel if the person you love just disappear and people tells you that they are "fake they don't matter" and also stop saying that you could defeat Wanda by just telling her that her "children are fake" your literally just gonna make her angry. Also the reason her children disappear is bcuz their physical body can only exist inside the hex, they have a soul and they probably got reincarnated like in the comics.

And also why are y'all so normal and calm about making abusive jokes on children? They are kids played by real kids... like why do you want to hit children so badly? I agree that the "song" that they sings is awkward and cringe but is it really needed for you to make disgusting abusive jokes??

Fuck you Kevin feige for Ruining everything you should have just leave wanda's character alone fuck you Michael Waldron for writing that shitty script fuck you Brian Michael bendis for writing that shitty comic storyline and fuck you John Byrne all of this started because you can't draw babies

Wanda Knows hand to hand combat, she's not that physically weak...sure yeah Natasha or Clint could beat her in hand to hand. it’s wanda. She’s not a Martial Artist. but i hate that people like to say that she's weak and "cant fight" she's not like daredevil or Cap but she CAN fight (watch infinity war or the deleted scenes) and also she's not DUMB she's not Just a regular human with powers she's part of the avengers and she study the book of the damned in her cabin for months or years(not sure about the gap between WV and dsmom)SHE'S IS NOT CLUELESS about magic she literally know how to dreamwalk and did it too without the book, she managed to outsmart Agatha, she summons gargantos and that ribboned demon and managed to kill defender!strange and if it weren't for her kids snapping her out of her murderous rampage she would have won she literally defeats herself... Both America and strange literally said they can't defeat her....Stop underestimating and undermining her..so just you could make your fav look good...I don't care about her being the most powerful but you do and if it's bother that's not my fault... Why are u are so insecure.... she's dead already please leave her alone and I don't care about her being popular or ur fav being more more....I want Wanda to become underated again...I miss the days where the scarlet witch fandom is quiet....

sorry again... the English is bad and its jumbled and rushed i just woke up after having a bad dream and also I can't stop thinking about some of the disgusting comments I read on YouTube bout her kids.... grown man hating on children for acting like normal...children I am so annoyed and disgusted.

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mightyfloofy · 3 months

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Talking a little on the recent mangas I've started reading this week😗✨📚(two of them are new to me, for the others, I've picked up on the manga after finishing their current anime seasons) 💚THERE MIGHT BE SPOILERS💚

1) Tomodachi Game:

So i think I've only read up to around 12 chapters or so and it's so good????

The roller-coaster of emotions it's making me have though- like i started loving Tenji with my whole heart and soul then he...disappointed me. Then he earned my trust again- a whole twist.

Yuuichi is a pretty good MC so far. Bro is a cutie.

Sawaragi pisses me off a little. Idk how to explain it though.

Yuutori my girl 💜

Shibe um... 💀💀💀 Yeah. And no i don't dislike him for what he tried to do in chapter 2 or so. I just... He's too dumb.

Also the art?????? Muah

I watched some scenes of the anime in the beginning after i read a couple of chapters and it's...disappointing. Even the animation is wonky.

But just- the art style has me in luvvvv

Manabu-kun keeps on gaslighting, gatekeeping and girlbossing every chapter.

Also, I'm praying for my boy Yuuichi's sanity. At first i was like "Sawaragi, i get hes cute but WHAT do u see in him??" and i see now. My girl has some amazing taste, at least for that.

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2) Mairimashita! Iruma-kun

I've only read 4 chapters but this shit has me ROLLINGGGG

It's so funny pls

The art is also pretty good too. I'm not really a fan of Slice of Life, but this one hits.

Also, pretty boi alert:

My favorite character so far is this guy though:

He's so babygirl ✨✨✨✨

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3) Demon Slayer

So I started reading it right after the events of season 3, of course.

Giyuu's backstory lowkey hit home-

He needs a hug. I won't say more.

Tanjiro is precious, as always, just like Nezukooo (a loud 'Nezuko-chan' came in my and after i typed that)

Oh yeah, Zenitsu:

Me to Shinobu, "Doctor, hes out again"

Nah because he didn't have to chomp Tanjiro's sky wide forehead like that???? 😭😭😭

So i have two volumes of Demon Slayer at home and i gotta say, the art improved and it's nice to have seen it grow. I know it's like this for most mangakas, but here i didnt see a whole art style change or whatever but something becoming finer while keeping that style very present.

The story is at its peak right now, i reached up to the point where Muzan decided to heehee himself in the no-no place for him. (idk how to say this without spoiling)

I'm luving it so far

Also, my husband:

I miss his gorgeous face LAWDDDDD HAVE MERCYYY

Though i already loved him before seeing his face.

I've finally memorised the master's name: Ubuyashiki

It's an achievement.

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4) Blue Lock

Ok i can't add pics anymore but I'm confident most people know what it is without having watched it.

I wanted to share some nice Rin pics but guess it'll be for another time. (yall will be missing out on my man)

So, i picked up from where the first season stops and-

I miss Kunigami. A lot. He was one of my favs 😭😪

Shidou is special (him telling Isagi he'd love to see him explode again got me praying for him fr)

The story has taken a nice turn with the U-20 team rushing things up. I love it but i want to see Sae play already so I'm being an impatient little bug.

The art is MUAH as always. I love the lines added for light shading, ill probably inspire myself off it for future drawings.

Hiori needs to be friends with Chigiri so they can talk about hair products (Hiori is like a short-haired Chigiri with cyan hair. My boy has naturally long lashes (Rin's remain better 💅)

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That's all, folks!

I hope to read even more in the upcoming days and hopefully I'll get to talk about them like i just did above.

Expect headcanons from each of these mangas 💜💜💜

And you can even send me recommendations 😙✨

It's midnight where I am like damn-

Bye byeeeee

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phoenix-before-the-flame · 7 months

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hello I’d love to hear about natsu. do you have any thoughts abt what he was like before we (and lucy) meet him in fairy tail? like with growing up in the guild and all that

You were the first one in here but I literally had to let your ask marinate in my head longer to answer it properly lol.

So we don't know much about Natsu's childhood, whether it be pre-guild with Igneel or pre- main story when he joined the guild apart from a spare handful of moments and facts, these being:

Makarov was evidently the one to find him.

That god forsaken scene of the others laughin at him for not being able to read.

His moments with Gildarts as a kid

Macao being a teacher to him at some point who taught him to use his fire other than to burn things ( hello Natsu vs Erigor )

Finding and raising Happy with his bestie Lisanna

He never officially formed a team with anyone in the guild before the main story.

I think I might be missing a spare few but you get the idea.

For a main character we know scarcely little about him. His thoughts, his views. Zero. Which honestly for such a long running series is so odd to not even get a peek at what's goin on in his head.

There's nothing absolutely solid about his past that we can get to use to dig into his head. Save for the fact that he loves his friends and his family.

Across the board for a lot of his moments in his past we know he's got a lotta love to give. He loves his Dad, he loves Happy, he loves his guild. But just because you have something doesn't mean you know how to work with it.

He loves Igneel. Igneel disappeared. And that forced him into a denial of his dad being dead so strong that up until present in the main story he still desperately searches for him even when the other slayers had accepted it. ( And i'm almost sure he got laughed at for over the years. Can you imagine? Saying your looking for a dragon in a dragonless world?)

He loves his friends. But I think after that damning moment (which honestly I think is a moment really early is his joining the guild. Like he hadn't gotten to know em 100% yet) of them laughing at him he clams up about certain things.

Any moment of vulnerability he could have with them down the line is tossed out to avoid something like that happening down the line.

Lisanna (lisanna, lisanna ilu. I should draw u more.) was a blessing in that she was working on getting those walls down and she was close! Then her incident happened and he clammed up again even fucking harder than before!

Man this is such a long winded way to answer your question but I think growing up in the guild for Natsu, I think as much as he loves everyone- and he does! He loves em all! Even the mfers who piss him off sometimes- I think even though he was there with everyone he didn't feel as though he could open up (or well risk opening up tbh) to them. So he played along to make things in general easier going forward. (Whether intentional or not is up in the air)

So whatever perceptions everyone had of him he rolled with it. He's a lil bit dumb, he's loud, he's inattentive, etc. He doesn't deny what's said about him. Hell he might even play it up. He just doesn't do anything to break the perception as time went on. And since no one really dug like Lisanna did there was no reason to break it.

So he grew up in the guild as the happy go lucky loner. Nothin more and supposedly, nothing less.

#fairy tail #talking to the firebird #bro.....#bro just listen to me man #i KNOW what natsu's meant to be #he is supposed to be ur average happy action anime protag #i know this so badly #but what he could've been haunts me #bcus what little is known about him plus his actions at times dont match up to what others in universe say about him #its interestin to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee #plus what i said about him bein there with everyone but no one rlly lookin deeper into him #thats not a dig at the other characters!#everyones got their baggage at issues so them not lookin closer to him when he seems fine while their dealin with their own things is neat!#cause friends aint gonna know every heartache bout each other alotta times and the same with family!#u can be there with ppl u love and not know how to open up!#which i think wouldve been a super cool character flaw for natsu to have bcus he cares and tries to help in his own ways but simultaneously #REFUSES to open up about himself and how he feels and still keeps himself at a distance from everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#its interesting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Maybe Jun and getting locked in for the plot game?🫶

so ur on a trip with jun and several of his buddies (i wanna say 96z + 97z) and renting a place with enough rooms for most of u to just comfortably pair up with you + jun getting rooms to urselves by luck of the draw. no big deal, ur gonna enjoy having a room to urself teehee

and it starts like. not so subtly. mingyu asking if you're single (you say yes), seokmin subtly asking if you'd ever date someone here, minghao suggesting jun... wonwoo just watches like. ur all so dumb. i love my dumb friends. soonyoung does jump at the opportunity to be like 'ohh you and jun would be cute :))' and ur like hmm idk

which begins operation 'get these two idiots to fall in love.' it starts w them just pairing you two up for things casually (neither of you mind--you're pretty close and everyone knows it), or ditching the two of you sometimes, etc. and one night theyre all drinking (you and jun arent, alongside jihoon and maybe wonwoo who is literally just here to watch shit go down now), and eventually you step into another room to take a call from a family member

and a few minutes later, jun comes in to check on you bc he knows some stuff has been going on at home and he just wants to make sure ur alright. you tell him its all good--just your dad calling to check in on you and give you updates. he kisses your forehead and you thank him for worrying, and the two of you are like 'yknow... maybe we should just tell them?'

except the door is locked. its either soonyoung or mingyu's fault, maybe even both. you kinda just try to yell at them to let you out, but it doesnt work. so u and jun kinda just sit down and recount... literally everything that the others have been doing while missing the obvious the entire time. the fact that jun will come into your room at night to talk and cuddle (which soonyoung straight up walked in on once, didnt blink an eye because its legit so normal for the two of you to cuddle even though jun had just barely pulled away from sneaking a little kiss in time), or the way that the two of you hold hands not-so-subtly.

(literally wonwoo + jihoon + minghao have all noticed by now. wonwoo and jihoon literally told y'all about the plan. you figure you can get free dinner out of mingyu for this shit and jun's on board w the idea)

honestly the two of u would just straight up stage a fight until mingyu opens the door, way more concerned than before, until it ends with you and jun kinda just laughing and stealing a kiss and the two of u just being like 'we've been dating for months u dumb dumbs' and soonyoung being like WAIT SO YOU TWO WERE KISSING THAT DAY??? and suddenly u feel like the two of u are one of few adults in the room as the boys lose their collective minds over how the two of you have kept this secret

and then you literally give mingyu and the rest of the ones involved w this plan shit for not letting you and jun tell them naturally. it absolutely ends with a drunk mingyu on his knees, begging you to forgive him. good news tho! you have meals for the next week (mingyu), and are now owed favors by the rest of them. you'll decide what you want when you want it.

#wooahaes.ask #asks.anon

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silviakundera · 3 months

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Empresses in the Palace ep 16

"And now she dares to take away my Persian Ink!" Hard agree, my darling Hua Fei. Screwing your man is one thing, but fucking with your brows is another!! ✊

but babe, why u want to live with a baby??

Lmao look I know its A BABY but it's a fictional one and I'm amused that her palace is so crap at taking care of it. My career girl is just NOT the maternal type. Drugs the kid with crushed sleeping pills; "It works just fine on me." lmaoooooo

ffffuvk she's looking ragged in front of the emperor GURL let that baby go. Neither of you are having a good time.

Zhen Huan, I know the emperor is your dad's age but this fickle dude that might kill you or your besties someday is not the DILF protector you need, in metaphorical OR literal thunderstorms.

Empress savoring the new girl being humiliated by the new new girl 💅

While Zhen Huan plans for the long game by serving up Ling Rong. She's in it to win it now. Definitely feeling disconcerted about matchmaking her friend with her husband but willing to do it so they have a stronger backing in the palace. The first sign for me tbh that she could be empress material. And tbh for once the Empress isn't laying it on thick. LR truly has a celestial voice. Consort Yu supposedly was admired for her pipes but she has nothing on LR. The way she looks back. Yaaaasss always leave them wanting more.

That half-sister is gonna become a real problem.

me trying to picture how u draw eyebrows "like distant mountains"

ep 17

Prince Guo is not hot but not grandpa. He's also not the source of humiliation & suffering for a busload of ladies. I'm sold! yeah, I ship it. Please bang in despair at your wasted lives at least once, thx.

Hua Fei taking a big swing to frame up Zhen Huan by poisoning the favored baby. But it's not actually that risky, because her brother is impeccable armor.

Duan Fei is the real MVP. Everyone knows she's lying but the emperor clearly respects her and isn't willing to embarass her. No more than he's willing to severely punish my gf Hua.

Hope Duan gets her revenge.

Ep 18

So the emperor totally knows Hua Fei posioned the kid that he actually likes, but General Nian's skills trump all.

I'm honestly not sure if Zhen Huan should be trying to push the emperor to not reward Hua Fei. He's gonna do what he thinks he needs to.

Half-sister Huanbi is getting on my NERVES. And finally ZH's, thank god.

Prince Guo is so chill. He just strolled by like, hey crying servant, what's up? oh, somebody dissed your look? you're doing amazing sweetie, don't worry be happy. (Exit stage left.)

I think I love him.

Our protagonist with a BIG WIN. (crowd sounds) 👏 👏 proved half-sister is a traitor and her nemesis finally annoyed the emperor enough that she'll miss a promotion.

Girl, u know I love u. You're the only one for me. But Hua Fei, darling, you really need to properly space out your scheming. It's too much. The man needs some time, space, and calm to properly ponder how much he loves & appreciates your brother.

Ep 19

This episode should be subtitled "The Tale of Two Loves' or '2 Ships For The Price of One'.

First she risks it all to sneak in to hold hands longingly and shed tender tears with her Mei Zihuang. Then romantic coincidental rescue by Prince Guo and a late night boat ride with poetry & literature musings.

And I'm winning because I ship both of them.

Not sure how I feel about Half-Sister Intervention. Huanbi's situation is fucked and in a different drama she'd be the revenge-seeking protagonist. But she's also dumb as hell to want to join the harem and give up the chance to escape to a normal life. She's seen what a hell this place is. Ultimately, she has reason to resent ZH and their family. And she has a dangerous secret. What if she flips again? Just get rid of her ASAP. It's life & death struggles over here, no space for second chances.

#empresses in the palace #cdrama #i binged yesterday waiting for Love Song for Ilusion 2 weekly ep to drop #now today i can catch up in peace #the soothing thing about horror for me #is that i know most everyone is fated for a bad end #it removes stress and tension from me #im just watching these lil guys on the screen have hilariously awful things happen to them #oh look its a series of unfortunate events 😯

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moregraceful · 1 year

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sincerepostin about friendship under the cut, which i'm only cutting bc it's long as shit

found myself going aw man i didn't do anything today :/ tonight and had to remind myself that actually i got bloodwork done and went to class and! picked up bunny from the airport to take her to bex's house. and then i was thinking abt how isn't helping a friend the most productive action we can take. AND THEN (bear with me, i'm getting to the point), i was thinking abt how a couple years ago i was feeling really stuck in a rut with my offline friendships bc a lot of my close childhood friends were moving and another offline friend group had completely imploded in a really miserable way. and then a bunch of my offline friends all started telling me i needed to get out there and make more friends.

but i was working full time at a job i hated with a two hour commute every day and the last thing i wanted to do after work was go out and socialize with new people in a space where i had to watch my behavior and not be unhinged on main. i just did not have the energy to face performing a certain kind of self when i was pissed off about work and mad abt bay area traffic. i really just wanted to post dumb shit to uncoil my brain from being stressed out all day. so i said ok, if i don't have the energy to go to bars or social clubs, i'm gonna make an effort with my online friendships. i'm gonna try to talk to people more and i'm going to try to open conversations with strangers and i'm going to try to stay awake and engaged with my existing online friendships and not just take it for granted that we will always find each other.

and that was hard! bc it doesn't come easily to me! i have a lot of social anxiety in every space! (but kasper, i hear u say, you literally work a job where you have interact with new people every day. YES but that's a performance. a worksona.) but like i tried and kept trying and i did start cultivating new online friendships and nourishing old ones and this whole year has just been example after example of like. i have more online friends! and some of those online friends are now offline friends bc they're local! some of those online friends visit me regularly! i have casual acquaintances and close friends of the online and offline and online-offline variety and my life IS more enriched by all of that! in some ways it's even making me a better friend to friends i've known for a long time who are not terminally online! (not in all ways, to be honest. but in some ways. i've gotten better at thinking, ok, maybe i need to talk to this person and see if we can go to a baseball game or make dinner bc we haven't seen each other in a while. and it's not embarrassing if it's bc i miss them.)

it's still like. EXCRUCIATINGLY hard to start a conversation with a stranger in literally any online or offline space for me outside of my jobs, but it's gotten a lot easier than it used to be. i'm a lot less afraid of trying, in both online and offline spaces. like what is the worst that can happen, someone doesn't respond to a message? someone at a hockey game thinks i'm cringe? how does that make my life worse in any meaningful way, people are allowed to draw boundaries in what they engage with online and i AM cringe. it's gotten easier and life is way less of a chore these days.

like very wonderfully the baby goat guy WAS right, we MUST engage in the mortifying ordeal of being known, but the mortifying ordeal of known isn't always getting blasted for being vulnerable, sometimes the mortifying ordeal is just going, ok, time to try. and then trying

friendship ✨

#fresno oilers.txt #spiritually this is a livejournal post except i wasn't old enough to have this much self-awareness when i was livejournal poster

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zombie-ghost · 2 days

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Doing a aphmau pdh/ MyStreet rewrite!

(Tw for mentions of og Ein, depression, bullying)

If u like the og mystreet then that's fine! I'm very nostalgic for the series, I just think it would be fun to rewrite it! BTW LOTS OF THIS MAY NOT BE CANON TO THE REWRITE LATER ALSO THis is just what I jotted down, also I haven't rewatched the series yet and I'm waiting for my school to have another long break (srry for over explaining lmao)

Aph

☆biromantic

☆Ace

☆trans girl

☆ autism+adhd

☆ *didn't meet Aaron online (kind of?? I'll explain later, it's not complicated dw)

☆ she/her

☆ likes video games (dating sims, rpg, combat)

☆ very physically affectionate w/ her friends and family

☆ freshman in s1 15 year old, sophomore in s2 16 year old, graduation days 18, 18 in falcon claw universality 20 at the end, 22 in the big move, 22 in my street s1 23 at the end, my street s2 23, my street s3 24, my street s4 25, starlight/when angels fall 28

☆kind of oblivious (not dumb)

☆stubborn

☆ competitive

☆ *First ment Aaron in some combat video game voice chat like 2 years before pdh starts (they are both very competitive, as u can imagine it didn't turn out well, nether of them remember this.)

☆ slow typer bad grammer

☆ *her and Aaron will have a rivals to playful rivals, to friends (pdh), to lovers (llp) arc. Wowza slow burn*

☆ In band (pdh)

☆basically kind to everyone

☆quite and awkward when u first meet her but once you get to know her she's a chatterbox (seriously she will not stop talking)

☆her parents separated when she was 6

☆ her dad was always chasing greater opportunities, always bussy with work

☆ aphmau moves in 5th grade leaving all of her childhood friends behind in the process

☆ aphmau was bullied in middle school bc she was "weird" and "annoying"

☆mental health got bad

☆ by the time she was in 7th grade she didn't have energy to eat or get out of bed, or just take care of herself in general

☆ aphmaus mom thinks it would be beneficial if she was homeschooled (aphmau agrees)

☆aphmau is homeschooled for 1 year and doesn't go out

☆ aphmau *somehow* misses irl school and begs her mom to transfer her

☆ aphmau has struggled w/ depression snd anxiety since she was a kid (yayyy genetics :3)

☆ more confident online then irl

☆ likes to draw and paint

☆ has a very stylelized art style (does that make sense??)

☆ LOVES THE HOLIDAYS!!! Specifically Christmas and Halloween!

☆ A bit squeamish when it comes to horror

☆ unhealthy obsessed w/ purple

☆ likes to cosplay in free time

☆ had a crush on Garroth for a few months when she first came to pdh, she confessed and he rejected her, they are still friends

☆ may drop out of falcon claw university when shes a junior (this may change later)

Ein:

☆ Ein is aphmau half brother (NO ROMANCE!!!)

☆ Ein is one year younger then aphmau

☆ Ein transfered schools because of the forever potion revival project (fprp) because they (the fprp) found out that kids of the ppl who advertised the forever potion

☆ the plan was to get the people who advertised the forever potion and/ or the kids of the people who advertised the forever potion (who were experimented on), Ein being one of them, to join the project

☆ Ein wanted to get close to aph (FRIENDSHIP) to get her to join the project also because he wanted to see how much better her life was (he thought his dad left him for his other family *aph, savanna* he did not)

☆ he isn't close w/ his mom

☆ He became jealous of aph

☆what I'm not gonna do is Ein being weird towards aph, making up rumors of them dating, and him basically making her his sl @ v 3 because what the actual fuck, he does other fucked up shit though (stealing aphs stuff, making some of her peers and even some of her friends hate her for a short period of time due to spreading rumors abt her, brainwashing her to hate Aaron and her friends and want to kill them)

Aaron

☆freshman in s1 15 year old, sophomore in s2 16 year old, graduation days 18, 18 in falcon claw universality 20 at the end, 22 in the big move/my street s1 23 at the end, my street s2 23, my street s3 24, my street s4 25, starlight/when angels fall 28

☆ demi-romantic

☆trans guy

☆ he/him

☆ likes rpgs and combat video games (or any game with an interesting story and/or visual)

☆ fast typer rlly good grammer

☆ in Band (pdh)

☆ on the track team

☆ anger issues

☆is in therapy for it

☆ stronger then he realizes

☆ got into a fight while trying to stand up for someone, he won but got expelled as a result and transfered to Phoenix drop high

☆ he's trying to manage his anger in a more effective way that doesn't involve coping in self destructive ways or yelling at others (his solution for this is Journaling and working out)

☆ really neat hand writing

☆ Super anxious when it comes to socializing due to his parent sheltering him and being super strict

☆ can't tell when people are being sarcastic/ joking

☆ the internet was his safe space, to escape the stresses of school, life, family, etc (same for aphmau)

☆ he pushes away any who shows interest in being his friend fearing that his parents would prevent him from seeing them (this changes throughout the series)

☆ he was forced to Socialize w/ her when he was seated next to her in both werewolf history and English, in English they had a project and they were assigned as partners

☆ he started dating aph at the end of love love paradise

☆ loves trashy horror movies

☆ likes Halloween bc he likes watching cheesy slasher horror movies

☆ competitive

☆ can play the guitar

Katelyn

☆ sophomore in s1 16 year old, junior in s2 17 year old, graduation days 19, 19 in falcon claw universality 21 at the end, 23 in the big move/my street s1 24 at the end, my street s2 24, my street s3 25, my street s4 26, starlight/when angels fall 29

☆ very athletic

☆ out spoken

☆ bisexual

☆ she/her

☆ Captain of the volleyball team (pdh)

☆ VERY COMPETITIVE

☆ had braces in s1

☆ clumsy

☆ anger issues

☆ bruises like a peach

☆ like Aaron, she's trying to manage her anger in a more affective way (sports is her way of doing that)

☆ extroverted

☆ very loyal

☆ protective of the people she loves

☆ she's very "act first face the consequences later" or however that saying goes (she gets better dw)

☆ gets good grades

☆ LOVES classic literature AND she is ASHAMED (UNRIGHTFULLY)

☆ Theater kid in disguise

☆ really likes singing and songwriting but would rather die then preform infront of anyone because she has stage fright

☆ LOVES BOY BANDS AND POP (Very ashamed of this)

☆ as you can tell she's ashamed of her interest she doesn't want to be bullied again

☆ used to be a pick me girl from 4th to 6th but then she ment an even worse pick me girl and that scared her out of being a pick me

☆ she is rightfully very ashamed of this phase in here life

☆ likes watching cartoons

☆ likes pop, boy band and rock music

☆ has a secret love for fandom and cosplay

☆ desperately needs to learn the saying "to be cringe is to be free"

☆ has a lot of siblings

☆ and no she will NOT hit Travis or anyone!!! I'm not even sure her and Travis will be in a relationship in my rewrite

*note: the forever potion can be used for anything, not just mind control*

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delusional-mishaps · 25 days

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well guys. since i missed epic's birthday (devastating) have some headcanons :)

he is one of those weaboos who learned japanese so he can watch anime "the authentic way" (his words)

so he's fluent in japanese 💀 he literally only learned it for anime but dude was DEDACTED

he's so cringe guys 😭 i can say that. he's my boyfriend i love him

he would adore those cute anime girl v-tubers. like not in a weird way but he'd watch a lot of them

HE PLAYS GENSHIN 💀 he'd probably main beidou or raiden shogun/ei.. maybe run a full electro team with miko and fischl too 😭 (fischl is his fave character he loves her backstory and her bird thing idk i dont use fischl 💀) he loves the electro characters for some reason idk

HE HAS THE WORST LUCK ON THIS GAME THO. bro has c6 diluc (me too ☹️) and all his artifacts SUCK ASS even tho he'll grind every day

he has to spend money on every banner because he always loses his 50/50 and only gets high pity

ok enough genshin headcanons he's cringe we know this

im here ranting about a game i hate because my dumb boyfriend plays it so much

he hangs out with cross a lot ofc BUT

whenever he hears the word cross used in any context he turns to cross like "CROSS????? BRUH THATS YOU!!" (i always make these jokes. im projecting)

cant believe jesus died on his best friend fr... LMAOOO

he speedruns minecraft. he's NOT GOOD AT IT. but he can do it

he's had his speedruns ruined by creepers like 7 times

one time he somehow got into the deep dark and got killed by the warden??? idk what bro was doing down there in a speedrun dawg 😭

sorry he's a gamer in my head but hes really bad at every game he plays (just like me fr)

he sleeps under like 6 different weighted blankets in the hopes that he wont thrash around when he sleeps but he's too strong and ends up tossing them all off his bed 😭

bro needs to be CRUSHED to fall asleep!! he literally cant fall asleep without the weight

not that he likes to sleep anyway because of the nightmares but whatever. hes gotta do it. unfortunately.

he fights in his dreams ofc thats like canon but bro is throwing punches in his sleep fr

if he gets a partner (me fr!!) they gotta sleep in a different ROOM 😭 he is taking NO CHANCES and tbh thats so fair i wouldnt wanna wake up being beaten up by my bf

he is so ipad baby-core <3 he'll just watch youtube on his ipad all day if u let him but he's an old man and needs his spectacles otherwise he's holding it at arm's length 💀

don't forget bro is literally a doctor?? he's SO smart but he uses his goofy persona as a cover up

im convinced like most of the people that know him actually dont know this. they all think hes dumb as bricks 💀

them he'll casually say smth super smart and everyone is like ???????? HELLO??? SINCE WHEN DID UR BRAIN WORK??

i love drawing epic with glasses guys he looks so cute. but he has old man reading glasses

this the typa shit he wears

AND HE FUCKING. anime glasses 😭

like yk how ppl in anime push glasses up

him fr

AUUGH WHY IS HE SO CRINGE I NEED TO CRUSH HIM

he actually needs his glasses all the time but he doesnt like to look like a NERDD so he doesnt wear them

he makes cross read everything for him

they go out to eat and gotta make him read the whole menu otherwise hes holding it 2cm from his face 💔

"whatd that sign say i cant read it"

"dude the letters are huge how cant you read it"

"oh lol i need my glasses my bad bruh"

"YOU ARE DRIVING A CAR RIGHT NOW????"

actually he cant legally drive. because thats funnier than if he could

id still be his passenger princess <3 i refuse to get my license

anyway guys isnt my boyfriend so silly

im so tiredni needto seelp goodnight smooork mimimumumu

its 3am i neednto get up in 5 hours naioiiooooooo

goodbye guys enhjoy my boyfrien mdgrf

#count how many times i project onto epic challenege #headcanon #undertale headcanon #epic #epic sans #epic headcanon #bruh idk how to tag stuff i dont make real posts anymore 😭#jester writes

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ur-airheaded-lesbian · 2 years

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"joyce there isn't proof that hop is alive its just a le-"

what. i'm sorry, are you doubting Joyce fucking Byers right now? are you dumb? are you stupid? do you want to get eaten by an interdimensional monster? never. ever. doubt joyce byers. not once has she been wrong.

"my son is missing, he didn't run away, this is a special case" and everyone went "joyceee ik u love ur son but i'm sure he just ran off he's that age" JOYCE TURNED OUT TO BE RIGHT.

"i could tell it was my sons breathing on the phone and then some weird growling" "joyce i'm telling you it was just a prank call" JOYCE TURNED OUT TO BE RIGHT AGAIN.

"my son is speaking to me through the lights" "what? joyce that's crazy" JOYCE WAS RIGHT AGAIN.

"my son is in the wall" "joyce you're going insane we're worried about you" JOYCE. WAS. RIGHT. AGAIN.

"that's not my sons body" "grief is really just messing with you, joyce, you have to accept his death" GUESS WHAT? JOYCE WAS ONCE AGAIN CORRECT.

"this isn't ptsd something else is going on with my boy" "nooo joyce these guys have degrees just trust them" JOYCE WAS RIGHT.

"it's important that we figure out wills drawings" "no joyce hes having another episode" IT WASN'T AN EPISODE, JOYCE WAS RIGHT.

"something is up with the magnets" "joyce you're seeing patterns that aren't really there" NO, JOYCE WAS CORRECT AGAINNNN.

"a portal is being opened again" "joyce its just some magnets stop being crazy" JOYCE. BYERS. WAS. RIGHT.

"hop is alive and he partly arranged this ransom" "joyce we literally have no proof of life stop being naive" NO, SHE WAS RIGHT AGAIN. JOYCE BYERS WAS RIGHT AGAIN.

"we need to open that door" "joyce you can't just press buttons randomly that's dangerous" SHE OPENED UP THE DOORS LIKE A CHAMP, JOYCE BYERS WAS RIGHT IN HER ACTIONS AND ASSUMPTIONS ONCE-A-FUCKING-GAIN.

this QUEEN has not once been wrong and yet people just KEEP ON DOUBTING AND QUESTIONING HER. she is carrying the group, the city of hawkins, the fate of the world, and a whole family on her back single-handedly and yet people keep giving her a hard time and wasting time on other shit instead of believing everything she says immedeatly. its insane. they're all insane.

#stranger things #st #stranger things joyce #joyce byers #byers #stranger things s4 #stanger things s1 #stranger things s3 #stranger things s2 #joyce byers supremacy

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coconutwaterbending · 5 months

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10 characters | 10 fandoms | 10 tags (we'll see about that last one) I haven't made a text post in so long how's everyone doing. Thank you, rj (@sidprescot), for the tag! This was a nice surprise. :)

Gosh do I have a type and they're all Old Men and Tragic Ladies my beloved. Let's go!! 1. Varric Tethras (Dragon Age 2): he shot right through my heart with that crossbow THE LITERAL SECOND he came on screen and I've been cursing Bioware ever since. He is a nonromanceable short king and I have never wanted anyone more thx. 2. Nakmor Drack (Mass Effect Andromeda): the Tempest Crew is so freaking charming, and while I love my jelly fish cat aliens the Angara, my favorite character is absolutely this old cantakerous grandpa Krogan. Whom, much like Wrex, I wish I could romance. (p.s. there is a TEASE of a flirt option and u can imagine how little that helped my case) 3. Spock (literally every Star Trek iteration): He is my Everything. Nemoy, Quinto, and Peck all bring something unique to the character's portrayal. I love him in every universe and I can never get enough of this EMOTIONALLY COMPROMISED NERD.

4. Alicent Hightower (House of the Dragon): one half of my divorced lesbinems and I feel so much for her and the tragedy/complexity of both her character and the heartwrenching slow decay of her r/s with Rhaenyra. I cannot wait for S2. 5. Aerith Gainsborough (Final Fantasy VII): ooooough, beautiful, tragic, kind, funny, cool flower seller of my life. Remake!Aerith particularly stole my heart along with the show. There is this sad, beguiling mystery about her that draws you in, and she is so cheerful in spite of it all. I can't wait for Rebirth but also I am terrified lol. 6. Yennefer of Vengerberg (The Witcher): "How ravishing she is, he thought. Everything about her is ravishing. And menacing. Those colours of hers; that contrast of black and white. Beauty and menace. Her raven-black, natural curls. Her cheekbones, pronounced, emphasising a wrinkle, which her smile – if she deigned to smile – created beside her mouth, wonderfully narrow and pale beneath her lipstick…" I mean. C'mon. That is MY WIFE etc, copy paste rj's exact blurb. Anya Chalotra is the perfect Yen. She is everything and deserves the world and I will glady let her burn it all down and murder me if she wants to. 7. Zero (Final Fantasy XIV): [Endwalker patch spoilers!] who doesn't love an autistic badass goth half-human half-voidsent who has lived as a monster for so long she forgot her own identity and is learning how to be human again and finding her humanity via the power of friendship and delicious food, like. I needed more of her and I miss her already!!!

8. Kim Wexler (Better Call Saul): omg so hard to pick just one from this show (ilu nacho), but Kim Wexler SUCKER PUNCHES U IN THE THROAT with her awesomeness. She is this extremely competent, understated cool, calculating yet caring and earnest character who compliments Jimmy so well and whose nuances her amazing actress Rhea Seehorn manages to convey so masterfully. She is also tragic af, but hello it's Breaking Bad prequel lol. On that note... 9. Kim Kitsuragi (Disco Elysium): DOUBLE KIM WHAMMY!!! They're so alike it's not even funny. I'd say Kim has the stronger moral center between the two, but I love them for many of the same reasons. He is also extremely competent, understated cool, with a side of being totally game for Harry's antics once he warms up to him (my Harry build was 'himbo' so he did a lot of dumb shit but he was nice). 10. Irving Bailiff (Severance): firstable, if you haven't seen Severance yet, please do yourself the favor and don't let me spoil this for u!! Irving Bailiff is an Experience. He is a stickler for the rules and very much a stick in the mud compared to his colleagues, but his true self leaks into this version of himself slowly at first, then in surprising bursts of rebellion that become clear at the end when it is shown that his Outtie/true self is actively trying to bring Lumon down like a TOTAL FUCKING BADASS in the most delightful reveal. Also he has a whirlwind romance with another old man played by Christopher Walken.

phew!! this was fun. lol @ my answers getting longer. I'm not tagging anyone but consider this an invitation to join in on the fun anyway!

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ARGONUS FAUNA: ice age giants and edible fruit

(NOTE: descriptions copy-pasted from DA where i normally/originally post my works. any context that is missing here on tumblr can be found on my DA [linked here and on pinned post] )

[additional note: much of the first several post on argous's fauna use a human to scale instead of an E-class aircraft like i would end up doing later on. thus, animal's actual size relative to their world will be smaller. a bonus note to make is that this human perspective also includes names of the animals, so i'll be giving out alternate names and/or some explanation....]

well, here are some MORE living fossils of argonus. I felt like that day to draw some "ice age" animals, as well as an edible version of a poisonous fruit (at least in our world).

<u>southest bearmule</u> -35ft at shoulders -chalicothere -tropics of southest amerigia once upon a time, the natives of northest amerigia once believed in this beast called "bryiono", a monster described as having the head of a moose, the body of a bear and a long, bushy tail not unlike a wolf or fox. sometime the bryiono was depicted with antlers, other time it had wings or hooves on their first forelimbs. supposedly, the bryiono choose what was edible to the elkinets and what wasn't; if the beast ate it with no hesitation, it was edible. if it outright refused, all parts of it were poisonous. and, if it ate only certain parts of the plant, then only those part should be consumed. sometimes, the bryiono would trick people by faking to eat the plants, only the spit it out once the poor airplane already eaten the plant. these legends persist to this day, becoming a staple in many northest amerigian stories. but is there any truth to this all? of course, because chalicotheres existed and were more than likely the main inspiration for it. there were several species that live throughout northest amerigia during the early parts of the Holocene, but due to a combination of climate change, competition with other animals and elkinet activity, most of the northest amerigian species gone extinct by the end of the stone age. the very few that survive only live in the upmost southern parts of navaloon. however, southest amerigia is a different story, since while not a numerous as once were, the chalicotheres that crossed over there are well and thriving. which leads to the southest bearmule. the southest bearmule, being a chalicothere, is more closer to a mule than a bear. more specifically, they (alongside all other extant chalicotheres) belong to the subfamily Schizotheriinea, a more basal and simple group that still walked on it's feet instead of it's knuckles like other chalicotheres. it's a rather solitary herbivore, though their territories are rather loose and it's not unheard of for the southest bearmule to gather in small groups of 2-3. while definitely used for defense, most of the time those big bear-claws are used to rake down the vegetation it eats. bearmules eat a wide variety of foods, but most commonly (especially the the southest bearmule), their diet consist of foliage like leaves and fruits. they're a prime distributer of various plants seeds, many of which rely on these large herbivores to distribute these seeds.

hollyfruit -4in diameter (berry part, actual plant size may vary) -domesticated hollyberry -origins from knucklon

whilst being just as omnivorous as humans, there are some things that are considered poisonous to us, yet totally harmless to elkinets. holly berries are perhaps one great example, since elkinets can eat most holly berry species with little to no issues. meanwhile, if a human were to eat them they'd be blowing out of both ends, become extremely dehydrated and possibly even die. however, in some string of dumb luck, the one species of holly berry they domesticated, the knucklon holly, is actually the LEAST poisonous. and in even more of some strange luck, that domestic descendant became almost entirely harmless to human. hollyfruit is a widely cultivated plant that, like said, originated in the island country of knucklon. these berries are at least four times larger than their wild counterpart, and can easily be removed from the plant by giving it a good shake once ripe. there are several different breeds of hollyfruit, ranging in colors from red, orange, yellow, green, white and even purple and blue. wild holly berries tend to be sweet and cherry-like in taste, with a cinnamon aftertaste (something that i googled), but the domestic variety can focus on a specific part of the taste (i.e., some breed are used as cinnamon alternatives, some are best as pie filling, etc.). like said before, the domestic hollyfruit is a lot less poisonous to humans and can be consumed safely. however, eating too much can cause some of the more milder symptoms that the wild fruit would give. not only that, but there are humans (and elkinets) out there that are allergic to the fruit, so there exist "hollymimics", a mixture of cherries, cinnamon and some other flavors meant to mimic the hollyfruit's taste.

greater teras -12.2 ft tall, 33ft wingspan -teratorn, largest living member -mountains and plateaus of s. amerigia

while some of cenozoic giants were lucky enough to live up to the holocene and be part of the modern megafuana, others weren't quite so lucky. just like with their earth counterparts, some when extinct, only leaving behind fossilize materials. however, if luck is on their side, their relatives may end up filling in the niche they once left behind, continuing on their legacy. once such example is the greater teras. looking at this bird, you'd mistake it for a massive species of eagle or caracara. however, the greater teras is actually a species of teratorn, and a relatively modest-size (if not rather large) species at that. it's amoung the largest species of flying [non-aeronoid] bird on argonus, and being a teratorn it a relative of one of the largest flying birds (both on earth and argonus), argentavis. actually, it's the largest extant species of teratorns, with most other species being smaller and typically no bigger than a harpy eagle. like most other species of teratorn, it's primarily a scavenger that uses thermals to glide from place to place. however, also like most teratorns, it's an opportunistic hunter that can and will take advantage of the sick, injured and weak. they're monoganous, and every year the same couple will return to the same cliff face to raise 1-2 chicks. they've been prized as pets by many elkinets, and more recently as magificent mounts by humans. despite their numbers being on the decline, the captive breeding of greater teras has helped them bounce back several times.

lrussese elephant -49ft tall -bassically steppe mammoth -tundras, tiagas and plains of lruss and center kingdom a bit of argonian lore: lrussese royals absolutely LOVE their pets, especially the big and exotic (think ostriches and tigers). in some of the more recent centuries they've aided in the protection and repopulation of endangered animals, helping them bounce back to the numbers there once were through captive breeding and such. the lrussese elephant, also commonly know as the steppe mammoth to humans, was once a common occurrence through their native habitats. but, their numbers began to dwindle due to a mixture of habitat loss and poaching, and by the turn of the 19nt century they've became extremely rare to find in the wild, if not totally extinct. however, in captivity they were thriving and were well-protected due to many seeing them as a sort of national treasure. thus, repopulation plans were made to keep these giants alive. slowly but surely, by the end of the 23rd century they've bounced from being "extinct in the wild" to "critically endangered", aided more by the pukanis who are already interdimensional conservationists themselves. their behavior is rather identical with that of an elephant, being an intelligent, social and an herbivore. however, one key difference in behavior is that they're rather tame, due to generation of them being in captivity around elkinets. while this hasn't hindered their survival abilities, it does make them more vulnerable to poachers.

#planet argonus #argonus #elephant #fruit #holly berry #ice age #mammoth #plant #teratorn #chalicothere #teratornis #xenobiology #speculative evolution #speculative biology #ice age mammals

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