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miraclechatbug · 1 month
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lesbitorte · 3 months
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Miraculous Ladybug incorrect text posts 2/?
(I forgot to post this lol)
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ninadove · 10 months
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Ladybug:
So.
How do we brush the whole "Your-dad-is-suddenly-cool-now-and-also-your-mom-is-back-from-the-dead-somehow" topic?
Emilie:
Oh sweetie, you’re stressing out over nothing!
We’ll simply wait until he starts asking questions. Like for the birds and the bees! 🥰
*SIX MONTHS LATER*
Felix.
… Uh.
He really hasn’t asked a single question, has he.
Kagami:
Typical Adrien.
Emilie:
Come to think of it, I don’t think he ever asked about the birds and the bees either…
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ataraxianne · 1 year
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Ladybug blocked him after this
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ladymiraclewings · 12 days
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Felix Fathom: Adrien told me I’m a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. Felix Fathom: He gets me.
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theminimenaceladybug · 7 months
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Sabrina: Come on Chloe , do it for our friendship. You can't put a price on that...
Chloe : Yes I can, dear. Fifty dollars
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unhindged-mlb · 5 months
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Adrien, texting nino at 3am: I be like “it is what it is” But broski. Im startin to wonder about it being what it be’s.
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sugarshackpeasant · 2 years
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bugaboooooooooo · 2 years
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Ayyyyy more memes
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argonometra · 1 year
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Adrien: So, I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid.
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paniclink · 2 years
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shoutout to this fake mlb text I made back in february
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the-true-noodles · 11 months
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Miraculous ladybug incorrect quotes (because we need more of them)
part 2
Gabriel: I lost Adrien and Marinette.
Nathalie: How did you LOSE Adrien and Marinette?!
Gabriel: To be fair, they are very small.
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Nathalie: You have Crayons?
Gabriel: Yes, I have—
Nathalie: You're— how old are you?
Gabriel: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.
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Marinette, ordering Starbucks: Hey, I just got my heart broken, what do you recommend?
Hawkmoth, who’s running the drive thru: …
Hawkmoth: Tequila.
(I'm going to draw this one, it's too funny ^)
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Chat Noir: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
Ladybug: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.
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Marinette: Hi, I'm Chat Noir's emergency contact.
Counter Woman: You're here to pick them up?
Marinette: I'm here to remove myself as their emergency contact.
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Hawkmoth: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.
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Hawkmoth: I am literally evil incarnate. Hawkmoth: I’m not actually, I just enjoy being evil. Hawkmoth: Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I’m making a conscious effort.
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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Marinette* Marinette: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
(this could also work with Gabriel/Hawkmoth)
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Nathalie: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.
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Ladybug: Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I've been the same height since I was twelve!
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Hawkmoth: Be careful, I thrive on negative attention.
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Marinette: Adrien... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Adrien: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Marinette: Marinette: I wrote sanitize, Adrien.
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Adrien: Hey, Father? I need advice. Gabriel: I’m pretty useless at giving advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead?
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Chat Noir, texting Ladybug: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater… Ladybug′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later. *Later* Ladybug, texting back: Fuck you.
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multiverse-of-yn · 2 years
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Hi! I’m a fanfic writer, I guess that’s kinda obvious lol. I normally do headcanons, text posts, incorrect quotes, imagines, and sometimes one shots. This is a PG-13 blog, and please respect that. Below will be the fandoms/etc that I will write for, and if I don’t know a character very well I won’t write them as much, I will try, but if it doesn’t work out then I might not do them at all.
I will write for-
DC universe (Batman specifically)
My Hero Academia
Marvel
Harry Potter
Gravity Falls
Twilight
Addams family
Miss Peregrines Home for Peculiar Children
Ouran High School Host Club
Danny Phantom
Teen Titans
Percy Jackson verse
Six of Crows (book version)
Outsiders
Shadowspell Academy (so underrated)
Monster high (bc why not)
Voltron
Star vs the forces of evil (mainly for the cool demon guy(yes I actually know his name))
Creepypasta (meh)
Miraculous Ladybug
Stranger Things
And I’ll add on as I remember :)
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kahran042 · 5 months
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The latest batch of incorrect Jonas Corbin's Guide to Life quotes!
Jonas: I don't like telling people what to do. Mark: You should, It's amazing. (Source: Bee and Puppycat) (Jonas Corbin, Mark Seaver)
Kiera: Morgan isn't wearing pajamas. Is she not depressed anymore? Chloe: She's still depressed. She's just depressed in pants. (Source: Bee and Puppycat) (Kiera Bernhardt, Chloe Seaver)
Mark: When you’re angry, close your eyes and count to ten. Throw a punch on eight. Nobody expects that. (Source: Bee and Puppycat) (Mark Seaver)
Jonas: *sniffling* Chloe: Were you crying? Jonas: Uh… Chloe: Who made you cry?! I'll destroy them!! (Source: Bee and Puppycat)
(Jonas Corbin, Chloe Seaver)
Donna (to Jonas): You're the best thing that's ever happened to me. (Source: Dear Evan Hansen) (Donna Corbin) Thom (to Connor and Morgan): You both seem to prefer a universe in which the other hasn't magically disappeared. (Source: King of the Hill) (Thom Anderson)
Chloe: Jonas may annoy me to pieces, but he's never lied to me. Jonas: Thanks for the compliment…I think. (Source: Miraculous Ladybug) (Chloe Seaver, Jonas Corbin)
Chloe: What does Jonas see in Kiera, anyway? Morgan: She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge… tracts of land… (Source: Monty Python) (Chloe Seaver, Morgan Urquhart)
Nate: Come on, Dad! Don't be such a Jew! Esther: Nathaniel! Don't belittle your own people! (Source: South Park) (Nate Kellerman, Esther Kellerman)
Mark: Are you sure this is safe? Connor: I never said that. (Source: Star vs. the Forces of Evil)
(Mark Seaver, Connor Urquhart)
Lauren (about Mark): You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him. (Source: Texts from Last Night) (Lauren Reinholt) Jonas, after Kiera falls asleep on his shoulder: Hmm, not a bad day. (Source: The Office)
(Jonas Corbin)
Jonas: You're so self-centered. Chloe: Who else am I supposed to be centered on? (Source: Tumblr) (Jonas Corbin, Chloe Seaver)
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misquotedladybug · 2 years
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Adrien: I've noticed we've slowly started to phase the 'B' out of our bromance.
Nino, down on one knee, ring still out: I mean, yeah, I guess...
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ladymiraclewings · 10 months
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Ladybug, Cat Noir and all of Paris: VIVE LA RESISTANCE! Chloe, annoyed: Oh God, what now?
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