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misquotedladybug · 9 months
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Chat Noir: If someone says, “This vacuum cleaner sucks”, is it a good vacuum cleaner or a bad one?
Ladybug: Chat. Shut up.
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misquotedladybug · 9 months
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Is it time for my 10 AM scolding?
Adrien to Nathalie
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misquotedladybug · 9 months
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Marinette: Alya is home safe.
Félix: Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
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misquotedladybug · 9 months
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Nino: There is a master key and a spare key for the office.
Nino: Marinette has them both.
Nino: When I asked "What if you die, Marinette? How will we get into the office?"
Nino: She said, "If I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks."
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misquotedladybug · 9 months
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Chat Noir: What if someone tries to kidnap Chloé?
Ladybug: Then they'll be appropriately punished.
Chat Noir: What is the appropriate punishment for kidnapping a person?
Ladybug: In Chloé's case? Having to keep her.
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misquotedladybug · 9 months
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Jalil: It’s family moments like these I will never forget.
Alix: With a good therapist, hopefully, I will.
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misquotedladybug · 9 months
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It’s not my fault I help girls realize they’re lesbians.
Ladybug
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misquotedladybug · 9 months
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Nino: I can’t believe you roped me into this.
Alya: Babe, you literally planned this highly elaborate scheme out yourself, what are you talking about?
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misquotedladybug · 9 months
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Nino: How did you know I was going to propose?
Alya: Adrien hasn’t been able to look at me without crying and making “aww” noises for weeks.
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misquotedladybug · 9 months
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Ladybug: We've got to find a way to cut down on our expenses. What can we live without?
Rena Rouge: Queen Bee.
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misquotedladybug · 9 months
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Chat Noir: What can I say? I'm charming and irresponsible.
Carapace: Don't you mean irresistible?
Ladybug: No, he doesn't.
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misquotedladybug · 9 months
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Marinette: (sniffing)
Marinette: Something's changed.
Adrien: Oh, it's a new cologne. My barber suggeste-
Marinette: No, not you! I know what YOU smell like.
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misquotedladybug · 9 months
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Chat Noir: Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision?
Ladybug: Daily.
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misquotedladybug · 10 months
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My mother, a grown woman with children, just whispered, "Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient," before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back into her face.
Juleka Couffaine
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misquotedladybug · 10 months
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Adrien: I really wish you’d just admit that you made a mistake.
Kagami, stirring her drink: Maybe I prefer it with salt.
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misquotedladybug · 10 months
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Adrien: So Sabrina didn't show up in class today. Any idea why?
Chloé: Oh yeah, I straight up drove her off. Big screw-up on my part. I'm trying this new thing where I just own my mistakes. I like it. Do you?
Adrien: I did.
Adrien: Until you bragged about it.
Chloé: Yeah...
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misquotedladybug · 10 months
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Max: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Alix: Hey, Kim! How tall are you?
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