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bugabella · 2 years
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a lot of people have been making posts imagining what stan twitter would look like in the mlb universe, and as someone who’s been on stan twitter since the way-too-young age of 13, i figured i’d take a crack at it. have this
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bklily · 4 months
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Very opposing opinions on cute ladybugs, it would seem.
(based on a tweet about ladybugs I stumbled upon)
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theymademesignup08 · 7 months
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Marinette: *working on a craft while Chat Noir lays his head on her lap*
Marinette: *moves his head off of her so she can reach something*
Chat: “Marinette…doesn’t love me anymore? Marinette is…evil? Marinette…is Hawkmoth?”
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Kagami: do you know your gay name?
Marinette: my...my gay name?
Kagami: yeah, it's your first name-
Marinette: haha, very funny, kagami-
Kagami: *gets down on one knee* and my last name
Marinette: oh-oh my god-
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Chat Noir, snuggling beside Marinette: You're the best thing that has ever happened to me. You're my star, the light in my darkest days.
Marinette, jumping awake: What the heck- I thought I locked the door?!
Chat Noir:
Chat Noir: The window was open.
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unhindged-mlb · 4 months
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Ladybug: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Chat Noir: Why, My Lady, I think I’ve made that pretty clear ;)
Ladybug , desperately, as Chat bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Chat: Oh! B positive.
Ladybug, hasnt slept in 3 days: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Chat:
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mysticraven20 · 2 months
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Adrien: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Marinette: Cannibalism.
Adrien: *confused chewing noises*
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rayraygo1267 · 8 months
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Gabenath Incorrect Quotes
Note: I feel like I love Gabenath more and more everyday
Gabriel: Are you ready to commit
Nathalie: Like a crime or a relationship?
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Adrien: Nathalie, what do you see in my father?
Gabriel: *screaming at butterflies*
Nathalie: I don’t know…
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Gabriel: Nathalie, I fucked up
Nathalie: *sipping coffee* Does it affect me?
Gabriel: No
Nathalie: Does it affect Adrien?
Gabriel: No
Nathalie: Okay then, suffer in silence
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Gabriel: So, you have feelings for me?
Nathalie: Yes…
Gabriel: Even though I’m a villain and I’ve been terrorizing Paris for the past year
Nathalie: Yeah, I don’t really understand it either
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Adrien: Father, this is your plan b?
Gabriel: *attempting to dig up Emilie’s grave* technically this is plan c
Adrien: Plan c? Is there a plan d?
Gabriel: Yeah, but I marry Nathalie in plan d
Nathalie: I like plan d
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Kagami (to Nino): Would you be willing to help me commit a murder
Nino: NO KAGAMI WHAT THE FU-
Kagami: it's gabriel agreste
Nino (holding a pitchfork): ok when do we start
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darling-aries · 1 year
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Adrien: sometimes I'll wake up in the morning
Adrien: And I'll be looking at her in the early light while she's still asleep
Adrien: And I'll drag this shoelace across her face, and I'll yell
Adrien: MARI WAKE UP THERES A BUG ON YOUR FACE
Adrien: and she wakes up screaming <3
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san-fics · 1 year
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tebsel · 1 year
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quote by: @lukadrienoir
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theymademesignup08 · 6 months
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Rena: hey Chat wants to see you.
Ladybug: send the bitch in.
Rena: *Walks away looking confused* Chat Noir: *walking in* did you just call me a bitch?
Ladybug: we can’t let people know that I LIKE like you.
Chat: Marinette…we’re married.
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Gabriel, with his back turned: I've been expecting you, Nathalie
Nathalie: how did you do that without turning?
Gabriel: ...to be perfectly honest, the first couple people I did that to didn't turn out to be you
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Marinette: *Removes Chat Noir from her lap to do something else*
Chat Noir: Marinette is... evil? Marinette is unyielding? Marinette is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
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unhindged-mlb · 3 months
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Luka: Do you want to play 20 Questions?
Adrien: Sure!
Adrien: Whats your favorite color?
Luka, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?
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