adrien is acespec, autistic, genderqueer, and arguably not human (sentibeing). he does not realize any of these facts, however, because that would require knowing himself. which he does not
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Marinette: Well, Adrien and I finally did it!
The rest of the class: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.*
Marinette: That's right... We kissed!
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ladybug and chat in their little hotel room and just. being cosy. being intimate. their legs are tangled and theirs arms around each other and the room is silent and they're just lying there together. amidst the quiet ladybug idly traces chat noir's face with her fingers and out of nowhere just asks, "have you ever thought about modelling?"
his eyes BURST open and he's immediately like, "what? why would you say that? i would never model. ive actually never seen a camera in my life. i would NEVER model."
ladybug is SO confused. from then on she stops bringing fashion magazines to patrol because she thinks he'll break out into hives or something
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Kitty's getting into some mischief...
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Nino: What's with the napkin on the glass door?
Alya: Marinette keeps walking into the glass door, so I thought this would help
Marinette: Huh? Is that a floating napk- *walks into the glass door*
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Adrien: Felix, stop! You've gone mad with all this power
Argos: Well, of course I have
Argos: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Argos: It's boring
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Alya: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room
Marinette: Oh no. No way
*Adrien walks in*
Marinette: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know
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Chat Noid: You call it a death experience...
Chat Noir: I call it a vibe check from God
Ladybug: *eye twitches*
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*aged up*
Felix: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka
Felix: *upends the bottle*
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Marinette: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works
Chat Noir, *drinking toast*: Why do you say that?
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Marinette: I like your new pants!
Adrien: Thanks, they were 50% off- I went shopping and bought them myself!
Marinette: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*
Adrien: The store can’t just give away clothes for free
Marinette: Thats’s… not what I meant
Adrien: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Marinette
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*about Lila*
Chat Noir: How did she die?
Ladybug: Natural causes
Chat Noir: You pushed her off the roof
Ladybug: Gravity is natural on this planet
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Shadybug: *holding up a bottle labled Adrien: The Fragrance*: Is this whiskey or perfume?
Claw Noir: *chugs entire bottle*
Claw Noir: It’s perfume
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Ryuko: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Argos: Not if they consent to it, I suppose
Ladybug: Depends on who you're stabbing
Chat Noir: YES??!!?
Chat Noir: *thinks of Kim*
Chat Noir: On second thought, please continue
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*Plagg as a human*
Plagg: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died
Plagg: I will not yield
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