Listen okay I just know in my heart Cecil Palmer and Sydney Sargent would be BEST friends

eXCUSE ME???????????????????????

love that it's called nerdy PRUDES must die but everyone that died was unashamedly horny

Edit: Please read the tags

hey, just wanted to let you know i saw my dog chasing your cat yesterday when i came home from work. i don't know how long he's been doing this and i'm worried because i can't always be there to call him in and stop him. please be careful and watch out. he looks like this

Hey neighbour! Thank you for taking the time to inform me of this situation. Unfortunately, I have already seen your dog wandering around my front yard a few times these past few weeks, and sometimes he even goes to the bathroom on my xylosma saplings. He has been quite aggressive towards me each time I have tried to shoo him off, and it's really stressing my cat out whenever he sees him outside. Sometimes he will run under the bed for hours and I can't get him to come out (See below. Sorry about the quality, he lunged at me and scratched me .2 seconds after this.) He's an older cat and I don't want him in this constant state of distress. Would it be possible for you to install higher fencing around the sides of your home? As this might prevent him from breaking out.

As for my cat, I'll keep him inside when I'm not home now. This will help prevent him going into your yard or anything bad from happening between either of them. Thank you again for reaching out, hopefully we can reach some sort of conclusion for this. Hope you have a good day.

- Eddie. (P.S. wow your dog is fucking ugly I'm so sorry </3)

can't believe a show based on a videogame (usually games adaptations are notoriously bad, which isn't the case here tho) gave me the beauty and the beast/twisted mirrors/enemies to traveling companions/ruthless antihero+optmistic but still badass heroine who takes none of his shit/age gap but make it sexy dynamic of my dreams. as much as i love maximus and i think he deserves the best writing ever because 1. he's a clever deconstruction of the aspiring Knight bro who's actually a bit of a loser and, as much as lucy, sees the world in black&white at first and then doesn't get what he thought he wanted but what he needs (or at least i hope he'll eventually get it), and 2. he's a cutie and i want an epic love story for him too, it's very funny how they tried to give us a puppy kind of romance and the tumblr girlies still fixated on the "toxic ~she bites his finger off and he cuts hers off and sews it on his hand in what we'll pretend it's a symbolic marriage rings exchange or whatever~ asshole who used to be a nice guy/good girl™ with a lot of spunk and hidden anger but unshakeable morals" kind of relationship.

Small snippet of Mother Earth and Her Infinite Sky (preview) by @silverjirachi ! Admittedly very compressed down to fit into a single page. But still!

Impulse (1995) #58

He’s so cute...

“Max was a child as of two years ago”

He was 24/25 get over yourselves wanting to make it look like a kid is being forced on him when he clearly loves her😭😭

Stop calling yourselves max fans of all you do is shit on the fact he’s a step-parent and is in a relationship he is clearly happy in you fucking weirdos.

okay i don't know if the hyperfixation will hold long enough for me to actually write this but au where everything is the same but the waylon house is just a bit more structurally sound. max doesn't die and is like 'thanks for this guys, is that the whole party or?' and everyone just sort of looks at each other like. well we don't want to anger him so what can we say but yes. and so the nerds and max end up hanging out for a night in the waylon house and the worst thing that happens is grace chastity is tempted to have a beer for the first time (she doesn't though. but with max offering it's very hard for her to refuse. or focus lol) max keeps giving them weird backhanded compliments like 'wow you guys are way cooler than you look, how'd that happen' which is not the best but it's way better than being beat up for daring to be in his line of sight, so they'll take it.

so they all hang out for the night, max is like weirdly chill and friendly, eventually he leaves and they're left standing outside the waylon house like. ?? what the fuck??? did we just befriend max jagerman???? the nerds are still apprehensive considering pete still has a black eye, grace is still boiling with religious zeal and repressed lust, and steph still doesn't really like him, but they can't help but remember how he said that trying to prank him was the nicest thing someone's ever done for him. and that just can't be true, considering he's literally the star quarterback and the main character of hatchetfield high, but.... the fact that he felt like it enough says a lot, doesn't it?

so they decide to leave the prank footage to gather dust and figure this was probably the best outcome they could have hoped for. who knows what they'll walk into at school tomorrow? maybe max will become a friend.

Soooo, I just remembered this lil bit from the newest Camp Camp episode…

Max still has half the stick from season one!! 😭😭😭

Carlos is the kind of autistic I am and Cecil is the kind of autistic I want to be

wondering if there's any fics in which the current grid, with galex as their leaders, reunite brocedes and make it their job to make sure they become friends again.

george: Hey Lewis will you help me with this crossword?

Lewis walking into George's driver room, confused: since when do you-

and bang he's thrown into the room and locked in.

george: oh no lewis i think the door nob is broken, dont worry I'll get someone to fix it immediately. don't stress.

somewhere else:

alex: Nico, just the man i was looking for! george found some of your old stuff, you should stop by his driver's room right now,

Nico: how would- that makes no sense

alex: yea idk either mate, I'll tell him you're going right now.

nico: but i have to prepare-

alex: I've told him, lets go! *pushes nico into the mercedes garage*

Then nico is also thrown into the room, and they're forced to hang out.... until toto finds them bc lewis called him, it doesn't last long.

they're both confused over anything else and bond over planning to kill George and Alex.

the spain 2023 brocedes interview COULD ALSO B IDK BC SOMEONE MANAGED TO LIKE CHANGE THE COMMENTATOR'S NAMES AND PUT NICOS AS THE POST RACE INTERVIEWER bc george was sure mercedes would be on the podium or smtg. (max and lando were the distractions and alonso the mastermind, bc who would question alonso) things like this would b so fun.

just a wholesome little fic, f1 drivers to the rescue (brocedes rescue).

you know, various similar events throughout the f1 season and in the end, brocedes start hanging out on their own and everyone's shocked (everyone but the drivers, it was their plan all along)

oh my goodness i did not expect my last post to blow up like it did ffkfhksj i am so honoured to have found people who agree w me and i loved reading everyone's additions~ please accept this littol haruka with a blahaj as a thank you, since sharks & MILGRAM are two of my special interests :3

Some drawings I made earlier and yesterday

osmosis jones sketch dump but it's actually a sneak peak into the inner machinations of my mind