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morganaconda · 3 months

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#is this not canon dialogue?#check my blog sidebar for more like these!#mash #mashblr #mashposting #mash incorrect quotes #m*a*s*h #mash text posts #hawkeye #hawkeye pierce #frank burns #mash crack #mash humor #pierce #benjamin franklin pierce

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radarsmenagerie · 3 days

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#just mash things

part 31

#4x03 #just mash things #mash #mash quotes #m*a*s*h #klinger #max klinger #corporal klinger #frank burns #frank

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t00thpasteface · 16 days

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stress doodle of a simpsons bit to cope with a bad mood. anyway i like how mulcahy's realest truest instinct in times of high emotion is to just snap and rush forward and stick his neck out and solve problems physically, wink wink nudge nudge

#i just gave a presentation and i know i did well but it felt like pulling teeth #i have another presentation later in the afternoon but it's my catfish powerpoint so i'm actually looking forward to that #art #comic #mash #m*a*s*h #simpsons quote #hawkahy #hawkeye pierce #father mulcahy

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mairaiscarrierofthepaperclips · 4 months

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*at Eddie's, the alarm goes off*

Buck: C'mon, baby, we gotta get up.

Eddie: I'll give you ten bucks for another ten minutes.

Buck: Not a chance.

Eddie: Five bucks for five minutes?

Buck: Nope.

Eddie: If I give you a dollar, will you smother me with a pillow?

Buck: *kisses him* Maybe later, right now we're due on shift.

#911 fox #911 abc #buddie #911 buddie #buck x eddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect buddie quotes #meme humor #incorrect 911 quotes #911 incorrect quotes #911 incorrect Buddie quotes #they're in love your honor #established buddie #established relationship #incorrect m*a*s*h quotes

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superiorsturgeon · 2 months

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Forgiveness

Ren: *visiting with Arkos couple after a fight with Nora*

Ren: *sighs* Thank you again for letting me come by on such short notice, Jaune…I just…needed some space from Nora right now…

Jaune: *doing dishes after dinner while Pyrrha plays with Arkos kiddos in the living room* Hey, it’s no problem! The twins love when their favorite uncle visits! *pauses awkwardly* We can set up the pull-out bed after I finish, if you need to stay the night…?

Ren: Thank you again…*hands Jaune a cleaned plate*

Jaune: *stacks plate in drying rack and starts on a glass*

Jaune: …you know, Ren, if you wanna talk-

Ren: *interrupting suddenly* How did you forgive Pyrrha?

Jaune: *nearly drops glass* W-what…?!

Ren: I-I’m sorry, I’m not very good at…expressing my emotions or talking about others…

Ren: But after what happened with Nora, I need to know!

Ren: Back when Beacon fell, Pyrrha sent you away before she went up in the tower…you said that was your first kiss, but then she used it to trap you in a locker. It was a betrayal of your trust when Pyrrha chose to send you away and go to a fight she couldn’t hope to win.

Ren: I could see that she hurt you, Jaune. Even when she came back, I saw the pain she caused you, but now…

Ren/Jaune: *look over at Pyrrha playing with squealing Arkos children, balancing one on each shoulder while squatting up and down*

Ren: …and now, I’ve never seen two people more happy or in love.

Ren: So please, I need to know…

Ren: How did you do it? How did you work past something like that and stay together?

Jaune: *puts down the glass and pauses, watching Pyrrha do push-ups with her son clinging to her back while her daughter crawls underneath*

Jaune: …I gotta tell you, Ren, it was really rough for us, when Pyrrha came back. At first, I was like, SUPER happy to see her again, you know? It was like everything could go back to the way it was before Beacon fell!

Jaune: But after that feeling wore off, I remembered all that stuff you were just talking about, like how Pyr kissed me, and then shoved me in a locker and ran off without me to get killed instead of coming with us, and it started to bug me.

Jaune: …like, I REALLY started to resent her.

Ren: We all noticed. You stopped talking around her and stopped looking her in the eye. I think Pyrrha almost cried every time she saw you because you seemed so distant.

Jaune: Yeah…I was kinda bitter…Looking back, I know what she did was a dumb teenage decision made under a lot of unfair pressure, but at the time I was still mad, and I guess I kinda wanted to see her hurt because she hurt me…

Jaune: …in hindsight, it was pretty shitty of me to be all passive-aggressive and cold just to hurt her back, and I was being a dumb teenager too…

Ren: Did that realization make the difference?

Jaune: Nope.

Jaune: Believe it or not, I called my mom.

Jaune: I told her everything that was going on, and my problems with Pyrrha, and she gave me some advice her grandpa told her about relationships:

Jaune: *does a southern accent* “When the goin’ gets tough, ya only have two options: Ya either stop lovin’ ‘em, or ya love ‘em a whole lot more!” 🤠

Ren: …so…

Ren: …that’s the secret?

Jaune: *resumes putting cleaned plates away in cabinet* …weeeeelllll…there was a lot more to it than that! Pyrrha and I had to have a big talk about our relationship, and there were a lot of tears and apologies, but great-grandpappy’s advice kinda made me sit down and decide whether I wanted to be with Pyrrha or not, and once I decided that I wanted to be with her I could figure out what I had to do…

Jaune: *feels an impact as his son glomps onto his leg like a koala*

Jaune: *grins down at Arkos kid* And I think I picked the better choice! *scoops up his son as Pyrrha gathers up Arkos daughter for bedtime*

Ren: …your great-grandpappy sounds like a wise man, Jaune…

Ren: If you don’t mind, I think I need to make a call.

Ren later called Nora and they made up on Jaune and Pyrrha’s pull-out couch.

Nora: *snuggled against Ren’s chest* I’m glad you called, Ren, but what made you decide to give me another chance?

Ren: Someone gave me some advice that helped me decide what I wanted:

Ren: *in a terribly-executed southern accent* “When tha goin’ gets tuff, ya only got two opshuns: stop luvin ‘um, or ya luv um a whole lot more!”

Nora: …

Nora: Ren, that was sweet and touching and everything, but that accent was, like, the WORST accent I’ve ever heard! 🤣

Ren: Nora, please, it wasn’t THAT bad…

Nora: I love you, Rennie, but that was so bad it was offensive! 😂

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #lie ren #nora valkyrie #arkos #renora #jaune x pyrrha #jaune arc x pyrrha nikos #ren x nora #lie ren x nora valkyrie #the quote is from colonel potter in M*A*S*H #it’s not nice to make fun of other people’s accents #angst-ish #I don’t do serious writing that well

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swamprats4077 · 5 months

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Emotionally Powerful Moments → 8.17 - Heal Thyself

↳ Replacement surgeon, Captain Steven Newsome (Edward Herrmann) reaches the breaking point. As sad and poignant today as it was when it aired 43 years ago. Beautifully directed by Mike Farrell. 😭

#m*a*s*h #m*a*s*h 4077 #m*a*s*h quotes #hawkeye #hawkeye pierce #bj hunnicutt #margaret houlihan #charles emerson winchester iii #colonel potter #sherman potter #edward herrmann #alan alda #mike farrell #loretta swit #harry morgan #david ogden stiers

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californiaboytoybilly · 6 months

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