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honorary-twat · 3 days

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Bradley, talking to Ed: you're a good kid Elric.

Mustang, talking to Al: yeah, it's too bad about your brother though..

Ed:

Al:

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dyingroses · 9 months

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Riza Hawkeye: Colonel, you're not gonna like this, but right now, Edward here is being the mature one.

Edward Elric : It's true. I'm being super mature, you big, dumb, hairy baby twat!

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datlokibumtho · 24 days

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Ed: "What's your body count?"

Al: "37."

Ed: "Slut."

Al: "Why's that make me a slut?"

Ed:

Al:

Al: "Oh, you...you meant people I've had sex with."

Ed: "Yeah."

Al: "Oh, no, I haven't done that yet."

Ed: "Then why'd you say 37?"

Al:

Ed:

Al: nervous laugh

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incorrectfmaquotes · 5 months

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Ling: Okay, listen, bestie- Ed: I am not your fucking bestie. Ling: OKAY, then listen, WORSTIE-

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h0r0gur4mu · 1 month

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enemies: who are you? what are you? a homunculous?

edward e. rockbell: worse… A HOUSEHUSBAND!!!

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i-have-fma-thoughts · 2 months

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Mustang: you're gonna get fired if you keep going on like that.

Ed: oh I'm so past getting fired right now

Ed: I'm gonna get shot

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turn-my-hollow-purple · 2 months

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Things my Friends Have Said as FMA Characters

Ed: “‘You body slammed a girl?!’ YES AND I WAS PROUD OF IT!”

Al: “I’m like a purse dog. I shake when I’m scared or cold”

Roy: “Who am I without my hair? I don’t have a personality. I don’t have friends.”

Riza: “ho-ho-homicide :)”

Winry: “I can explain it in court, that’s what matters”

Scar: “I’m cheering on the inside”

Lust: “I’m not normally into blondes, but satan might have turned me”

Olivier: “I want balls but I don’t want… emotional balls”

Ling Yao/greed: “yes, I’m digging the shin right now”

Envy: “I’m only masquerading as a man”

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wickedcriminal · 1 year

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Peak sibling behavior

Bonus: armor edition

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wakkoroni · 1 month

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FMA/FMAB Incorrect Quotes/Scripts #1

They’re at a military conference

Roy: Go on ahead, I’ll meet you in a bit

Ed: Okay…

Roy, walking in: Fullmetal, why are you standing in the corner

Ed: Because I didn’t know what to say

Roy: So you decided to sit in the corner?

Ed: It was that or destroy their belief system

Roy: WHY WAS IT BETWEEN THAT OR DESTROY THEIR BELIEF SYSTEM???

NOT A SHIP

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fr33zrbride · 9 months

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Fuery: If you got arrested what would be the charges? Falman: Theft. Breda: Disturbing the peace. Hawkeye: Aggravated assault. Mustang: Arson. Havoc: All of the above. In that order, probably.

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dyingroses · 9 months

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Roy Mustang: It's absurd and tasteless Roy Mustang: which means the army will love it

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datlokibumtho · 2 months

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Envy: "What DO they say about spaghetti?!"

Ed: almost dies laughing

Envy: "What?! I've heard you say 'you know what they say about spaghetti' a couple times, but I still don't know what they say about spaghetti!"

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incorrectfmaquotes · 6 months

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Fuery: If you had to separate your dog from 49 other identical appearing dogs, that were all equally excited to see you, how would you discover which dog was yours? Riza: I would take my 50 Hayates home and live like a king.

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cjs-51703 · 2 months

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*Modern!AU*

Lan Fan, on Ling's phone: *sees contact named 'Love of My Life'*

Lan Fan: Aww, that's--

Lan Fan: Wait, that's not my number. *calls the number*

The other line: This is Pizza Hut, how can I help you?

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i-have-fma-thoughts · 2 months