#loser guy and hot cool girl except the cool girl thinks the loser guy is awesome? yes please
Text
btw guys what is the ship name for lute and adam i am OBSESSED with them
#difpost#hazbin hotel#hazbin adam#hazbin lute#loser guy and hot cool girl except the cool girl thinks the loser guy is awesome? yes please#i love themmmmmmmmm
11 notes
·
View notes
Text
Keep on pretending pretty girl.
based on pretty girls by Renee Rapp.
Regina George x Reader
You wouldn't say that you were popular but you were definitely well known, mainly for the fact that you were openly gay and stood up for yourself if anyone had something to say.
You knew how Regina George ran the school, but you never had to interact with her, fortunately for you. Though because of your clashing personalities everyone anticipated a fight between you too, knowing you wouldn't back down, even from the top plastic.
-
You held your lunch tray out in front of you as you were walking towards your table, as you were walking a jock slapped your food out of your hands.
"What's up, lesbo?" He says, you stand still, shocked at the situation. No one has ever tried to be violent with you, it was mainly just name calling.
You look up towards the guy, who you found to be Shane Omen "What the fuck dude?"
He chuckles, mockingly. "Aw, I'm sorry, were you going to eat that?"
You shake your head, deciding to just ignore him and leave. As you went to do that, he pushed you, causing you to stumble. You grab the table to save yourself.
"Where do you think you're going? I'm not done with you, dyke." You whip around, before he could even react to you facing him now, you swing your fist, hooking him right in the jaw. His head flew to the side, his hand immediately going up to try and soothe his mouth.
All the way across the gym, Regina George is watching the interaction, heat shooting straight through her body as she watches you sock her ex boyfriend in the face-
Wait did she think that was hot? No, she's not gay.
-
After the so called fight in the gym, your day was fine. You tried to ignore the shooting pain in your knuckles as you fixed your hair in the mirror. You see the door open and Regina walks through. She smirks at you.
She stands next to you, starting to adjust her her lipstick. "What's up, loser?"
You look over at her. "Uh, nothing much. what about you?" The sentence coming off more awkward than you wanted.
"I'm having a party this weekend, I want you there." Her tone makes your heart skip a beat.
"Just tell me when and where, I'll be there."
-
The weekend came sooner than you thought, leaving you rummaging through your closet. You finally find an outfit that is still your style but you're sure Regina would approve.
You walk through Regina's front door, the lights are dimmed and music is blaring. You weave through the people who were either drinking, dancing or eating each other's faces.
You find the drink table, grabbing a drink for yourself. You felt a hand on your arm, looking over to see Regina. "You came."
"Well you did invite me." You say, jokingly.
She snickers. "I wasn't sure you would show, this doesn't seem like your thing."
You shake your head. "It's not, but I figured I should try it before I have real life responsibilities."
"Well, I hope my party lives up to all of your expectations." As soon as she says that, she's wondering back into the crowd of people.
-
You find yourself sitting in a corner, the party really wasn't your thing. None of your friends were invited, so there was no one you could talk to, except for the occasional Regina.
She was sweeter than you thought she would be. Maybe it's because you haven't done anything wrong, but then again she snaps at people for just looking at her.
Speaking of her, she walks over to you, a sway in her walk. "Hey, loser."
"Hey, Regina" She slides into the spot next to you.
The smell of alcohol and expensive perfume invading your nose. You feel her turn to face you, you follow the action. "So, you're gay, aren't you?"
Ohh so this is the part where Regina finds something to tease you over and throws you out of the party? "Yeah, I like girls."
"That's cool." She says, the tension builds. "Is there any girl you have your eye on?" Her tone sounds almost like she wanting a specific answer.
"Not really, I don't talk to many people" She nods along with your statement.
She plays with her fingers. "You know... if I were gay, you would probably be my type." She inches close towards you.
You've heard that before, so many times. All of the straight girls who wanted to experiment. Why was this time different? Why did butterflies swarm your stomach? Why were you leaning in?
Before you knew it, your lips collide. A spark that makes your skin irrupt into a blush. Her hands get lost in your hair, trying to pull you closer. Your hand squeezes her thigh. You pull away, finally coming to your senses.
"What about Aaron?" Your hands remain in the same spot.
"Don't worry, he won't mind." You try to leave the situation, do the right thing and leave, but when she staring at you with her dilated pupils and kiss-swollen lips. you pull her in for another kiss, all coherent thoughts fly out of your mind, except for one that kept circling.
How can Regina be so mean if her lips are this sweet?
"Regina- oh my god" Gretchen screams.
You go to pull away but Regina holds you in place for another second, savoring the moment. "What Gretchen?" Regina was more annoyed than you thought. was she really that into the kiss?
"Aaron was looking for you, but I see that you're... busy" Gretchen looked you up and down.
Regina could tell Gretchen was judging you. "Yeah, I am actually. Tell him I left." Before Gretchen could even turn around, Regina pulls you in for a deep kiss. The action causing you to melt into her.
-
"Everyone is gone, Regina." You mutter against her lips, she slowly pulls away.
She sighs. "God, I can't get enough of you." Her sentence caused you to blush. "You know, we barely get to talk but you've always been my favorite. I think it's because you're not scared of me? I don't know but I've been watching you and I think you're cool." She plays with your hand, seeming nervous.
You smile at her. "I must be cool if I could do this." You pull her in for another kiss, she moans. You pull away, sooner than Regina wanted. she tries to follow you but eventually you break apart.
"I absolutely love what we got goin' on here but I think I should go home." She rolls her eyes, glancing over to the clock on her wall, it reads '3:00 AM'. She realizes how long you two have been there.
"Oh shit, you're right" Regina gets up, adjusting her outfit. “This was fun, baby” She pecks your lips one last time before leaving the room.
-
As you walk into the school, you’re nervous to see Regina. You’re not sure why, she said she had fun last night.
You see her passing by. "Hey Regina!" She ignores you, pushing right pass you.
What the fuck?
You brush it off, deciding to continue on with your day. You walk into your first period, the only open seat was next to Regina. You walk over there, she turns away from you as much as she can. Visibly avoiding you.
Half way through the period, you try and talk to her. "Regina, if you're mad-"
She cuts you off immediately. "Why are you talking to me? We never talked before. What changed?"
You scoff. "You know exactly what changed, but if we're going to play that game, let's do it."
Regina looks at you, slightly shocked.
-
The next time you see regina that day is in fifth period, right before lunch. She's sitting in the seat you always sit at.
"You're in my seat." You stare down at her.
She smirks. "It doesn't have your name on it."
"It actually does, I carved it in to the desk when I was bored. So get out." She looks down, seeing your name faintly carved into the plastic.
You tap your foot, getting impatient. "That doesn't make it yours. I've decided I want to sit here today."
You shake your head. "I preferred it when you didn't talk to me." You turn around, storming off to a different desk.
-
The period finally ended, after what felt like forever. You packed your notebook in your backpack, quickly leaving the class, as you were walking down the hall, a hand pulled you into the janitors closet.
"What the hell-" You were interrupted by lips crashing into yours. You quickly pull away, relieved to see Regina, but also extremely confused. "Regina-" She cut you off again. Kissing you passionately, not letting you think about anything else except for her. You kiss her back, her taste too intoxicating to not. When air became a problem, she pulled away.
"God, I hate you" She whispers against your lips.
Your brows crinkle in confusion. "Why?"
She kisses you lightly. "I think you've brought out the part of me I've been trying to keep away all these years."
"Maybe instead of hating me, you should be thanking me." She smirks.
"I think I'm showing you enough gratitude." Your lips meet again, passion overflowing.
#fanfic#regina george x reader#regina george#mean girls#renee rapp#renee rapp x reader#regina george x you#mean girls the musical#mean girls 2024#regina george is a lesbian#wlw fiction#regina george icons
451 notes
·
View notes
Text
i don't actually think teenage Dean Winchester would be spurned-lover-style jealous of teenage Sam's girlfriends i think based on his s1 behavior that it's far more likely he went "HELL YEAH my little brother is DATING he is going to SLAY at this and i'll make sure of it," unilaterally appointed himself Sam's wingman, had to be beaten back with a stick from micromanaging his brother's love life, and probably lovingly fantasized about all the hot chicks Sam was gonna hook up with and all the things they'd get up to because let's face it, who wouldn't fall head over heels for the guy? (speculation about kissing practice, which of course Would Not Count as anything except making sure the little nerd did their family proud, is left as an exercise to readers who are so inclined.)
also probably the closest thing to a jealous shitfit he pulled involved one (1) time Sam ditched a hunt to be there for his then-girlfriend's Important Life Event, and it'd be like 40% loudly-expressed "he should be putting his FAMILY first" and 60% ferociously-suppressed "we don't get to just DO that! if i've accepted only ever being able to date super casually for a few weeks at a time before we blow town then where the fuck does he get off thinking he can just PRIORITIZE this COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP BEHAVIOR bullshit. that i tooootally don't want or care about anyway. because it's for SISSY NORMIE LOSERS, not a tight-knit clan of ULTRA-COOL SECRET MONSTER HUNTERS like us"
like i think Dean did accept much more readily, long before he could even realize the ramifications of what he was accepting, that the way they lived meant the Winchesters' only long-term relationship option was "rampant emotional incest that we don't have to acknowledge as long as we all only bang girls," but he also canonically had all kinds of festering resentment about missing out, and was aware on some level that their lives required the sacrifice of a lot of things he secretly longed for (and made a lot of noise about devaluing in favor of What's More Important)
and the toxic cocktail of that + envy of Sam's ability to just go "nah fuck expectations i want something else" + boundary-challenged investment/enabling/policing of each other's heterosexual exploits as a bulwark between their family dynamics and The Unspeakable + freakout over the early warning signs of a difference in values on family loyalty + inchoate terror of losing him to the outside world one day + unthinking idolization and projection along the lines of "well of course this girlfriend would take him away from us and wrap her entire life around his if she could, i mean, have you met him? who wouldn't want that? this is WHY we have to keep it casual and not get girls' expectations up"...
...the entire dynamic of Dean being Sam's number one hookup cheerleader but also perceiving signs of romance/commitment as a threat... s1 Dean trying to have a hand in pushing him towards actual romantic prospects anyway, because he's worried about Sam grief-spiraling and has reluctantly accepted that the rupture in the family is about things Sam genuinely wants, even as Sam's grief is already driving him to the conclusion that they aren't worth the cost and meanwhile the brothers have spent all season bonding even closer and more claustrophobically as adults...
well, i think all that is way more interesting, and in many ways even more fucked-up, than applying bog-standard jealous boyfriend tropes to the absolute mess of their upbringing
#passionately making my case that He Would Not Be *That* Flavor Of Fucked-Up his flavor is *way* more specific and convoluted#dean winchester#sam winchester#wincest#supernatural#meta
300 notes
·
View notes
Text
“i wanna be the one you think about at night”
college au!abby anderson x hyper fem!reader
abby keeps seeing this cute girl all over campus, and when she goes to the first lecture in her new class she finally gets to talk to you!! ♡
warnings: none except for abby being whipped for 30 minutes straight
wc: 735
part one of two
an: my first fic on a new blog!! how exciting ♡ so sorry this is so bad, i’m a little nervous to write 😭 also this is alittle loser!abby oops! song is flaming hot cheetos by clairo!!
not proofread!
(basketball!abby created by the lovely @elsweetheart)
grunting, as she sets down her heavy backpack, she sees you standing in the doorway
you’re the mystery girl. her mystery girl.
you’re just walking into the class, anxiously searching for a familiar face when you lock eyes with her. you’d seen abby anderson before, i mean, she’s the captain of your university’s basketball team.
you quickly scanned the room, looking for anyone else you knew, but ultimately decided on taking a seat next to her.
“hi!” you quickly smile and wave, setting down your pink tote bag at the seat right next to hers.
“oh, um hey” she says, freaking out internally “you’re y/n right? i’m abby” she asks, smiling. “yeah, i am” you laugh “you play basketball here, right?” you question
“yeah- um i do. i’m the captain actually” she clears her throat. what. the hell. she knows me?!?? stay calm abby.
“cool! i’ve always wanted to see you guys play but just haven’t really gotten a chance” you admit, sheepishly, toying with the trim of your baby pink sweater
“i mean, we have a game tomorrow night… that’s if you want to come, of course” “really? i’d love to come!” you chirp
“if you’d want to go earlier i could- i could pick you up, like when i’m on my way… like you could watch us warm up and everything. it sounds boring so if you wouldn’t wanna-“ “yes! omg of course that sounds fun!” she freezes for a second, almost shocked at the fact that you’d even want to see her play
“really?” “yeah” you grin. she’s kind of cute you think to yourself
she stands there for a second, and then fumbles for her phone “can i have your number? so i could text you all the times and… stuff” “sure!” you pull out your phone, which has a baby blue case with little bunnies on it, “here” you take her phone, typing in your number and adding your name, with a little ‘♡’ after it
she hands you your phone back, with her contact now saved “so i’ll text you tomorrow, yeah?” “yeah!” you blush, and turn to take out your laptop
that whole afternoon, she stares at your contact in her phone, drafting about 101 texts she doesn’t dare send.
unbeknownst to her, you’re doing the exact same thing.
the next day your phone ‘dings’
abby: hey, is 4:30 alright? i have to get there earlier and stuff
you: yeah that’s perfect! :) this is my dorm btw
*1 attachment*
abby: i’ll see u then
you: see u!! ♡
a heart???? does that mean anything?? she thinks, mind racing.
you panic, checking the time. “ITS ALREADY NOON?? I NEED MORE TIME TO GET READY” you squeal, alerting your roommate, dina, who was in the middle of doing some homework
“oooo getting ready for who??” “you’ll never guess. not in a million years?” “who?!” ellie, dina’s girlfriend, asks sitting up from dina’s bed “um how long have you been here?” you ask the auburn haired girl, startled. “ummm too long. anyways who is it??” “abby anderson.” you say, quietly, almost in a whisper.
“abby… anderson?” she asks, brows furrowed. “yes… sorry els i know you hate her or whatever” you wince “hate is an understatement. did you know what she said to me in freshman gym??” “ellie, please” dina warns, clearly having heard this story plenty of times
“yeah fine” she shrugs, pulling the duvet back over her head.
“okay so where is she taking you??” dina asks, turning to face you. “well… to her game tonight. it’s not a date or anything!” you say, ignoring the brunettes eye roll “that’s very boring. anyways you should wear that new jean skirt you got last week” “i was thinking of wearing that! with what top though? the pink one? “that’s really flowy?” “yeah!” “and then the white sweater over it!”
“dina. you are literally my fairy godmother” she shrugs off your compliment, “i’m just that good” she brags.
you nervously sit on the edge of your bed in the shared dorm, as ellie and dina already made their way to some party
two sharp knocks on your door echo through the room and you quickly sit up and make your way over to the door, adjusting your purse on your shoulder and you turn the knob.
the door swings open, revealing the muscular blonde in front of you.
“wow.” she breaths out
reblog to help support your fav writers! 🫧
#amoeba rambles🫧#abby anderson#abby anderson x reader#abby anderson fluff#abby anderson x fem reader#abby anderson x y/n#abby anderson x you
695 notes
·
View notes
Text
Recent Austen adaptations yelling
Ok I DID make this blog to review historical-set Pride & Prejudice adaptations (with an exception made for iconic B&P). But for everyone who was DEFINITELY WONDERING, yes I have also been storing away a lot of opinions about other recent Austen adaptations that I Must Tell Someone.
.
Fire island (2022)
A modern gay party cheesy rom-com P&P that genuinely made me laugh. Having seen some other (whiter) cheesy gay romcoms that were extreeeemely PG & playing it safe, I was pleasantly surprised.
Also Bowen Yang and his story just came across really earnest in a way I was into - would watch this man cry again, 10/10.
Personally as an extremely disabled british nerd (now tragically unable to travel and/or go to the club...) this gay scene is a long way from my queer scene. But I still had emotions, you know?
Kinda wanted more of the Mary analogue and generally just normal looking people (almost everyone is so ripped) but I appreciate that's how beautiful smooth people often look in mainstream american films, we can't have everything.
DARCY WATCH: I do not want to dress like this adaptation's chinos Mr Darcy. But Conrad Ricamora was generally great and very hot and awkward and understood the assignment. Good ice cream throw.
.
Emma (2020)
I know I know, it's pretty... but I don't think that's enough!!!!!
Lovely production, beautiful costumes, a candy wes-anderson cinematography that really suits the story, and it's fun to notice references to actual outfits and prints from the time but lads. LADS. UNPOPULAR OPINION TIME: Where is the chemistry???
You can’t make Mr Knightley a nice sweet boy (so funny to have cast a posh folksy singing man) and leave the plot the same and expect it to work!! Also I was personally pissed off that a lot of the promo/ ads for this made it look like ~forbidden love~ when it's the 2 richest white people in town getting together?? ? There's actually not even a class difference in this one, guys.
Basically this romance was nothing to me!!! I felt nothing!!!!!!!! WHERE'S THE DEPTH
I did like the bit where he lies down though. Relatable.
Also why are you drawing so much attention to the servants when you don’t seem to have anything to say about class...? 'Wow look how many servants they had! Anyway, they don't get any speaking lines'... it's 2020 guys!!! like what are we saying here. 'isn't it cool to think about how people were rich'??
kind of the point of Emma (character) is she's pretty superficial, but the story does not, in fact, have to be
.
Persuasion (2022)
Weeping softly into a pillow........ did you know this version meant a version with Sarah Snook and Joel Fry got cancelled?? we could have had it all
(standing on a table yelling) THE MODERNISATION WAS NOT THE PROBLEM WITH THIS FILM!!!
Honestly I actively liked all the entire secondary cast in this. Louisa and Mary were extremely charming fun takes to watch. ('I'm an empath' IS right for the character if you're doing modern jokes!!!) And nobody can deny this was a correct and powerful use of Richard E Grant.
Henry Golding was naturally great. Apparently he got offered the lead and took the villain instead, which DOES mean the villain is super charming and fun to watch which is... hard to match and.... kind of shows up.... the main man.
It's been said before but the main two were WOEFUL imo. I have no beef with the actors I just question the DIRECTION and whether anyone making this knew (or cared) why people... enjoy things.
Book Anne is the quietest gentlest loser and I LOVE HER and so does basically every Austen nerd. Making her a quirky wine-bath girl who's honestly just cruel sometimes fully stops the main romance chemistry and plot from working.
And it means the main boy is still like 'god I'm so horny for how KIND AND CAPABLE YOU ARE' which is just 100% no longer true. You can't transplant a personality in a romance but leave the plot the exact same and expect it to work. The chemistry IS the plot in a romance..........
you can't act morally superior to your siblings and still rate people out of ten.... also so funny to me that everyone else gets period outfits and hair whereas this protagonist looks like she just glanced at a picture of any time in the past and grabbed a couple shirts from primark. it doen't even look good or build character!!!!!
Anyway, not to be an elderly man like 'ohhh why does nobody care about character these days' but the reason something like Clueless works is because it has the heart of the story right, instead of just copying the surface level stuff.
#making all of these a single post which probably means nobody will reblog it ever. OH WELL#emma 2020#persuasion 2022#fire island#austen adaptations#full disclosure yes I was midway through making a queer regency romance GN whose plot is partly based on emma and p&p when i saw 2020 emma#so YES.......... i have strong opinions... possibly UNPOPULAR ONES..........#anyway if you enjoy the things i'm complaining about more power to you. I'M TOO BORING tO ENJOY THEM UNFORTUNATELY
22 notes
·
View notes
Note
MEI OKAY I'm watching s6 of criminal minds (S6EP22) and I just watched Hotch be the soccer coach to Jack's team and oh my God I'm practically melting 😭🥹🥹
HE'S SO CUTE BUT CAN YOU IMAGINE BEING THERE W HIM as his girlfriend that's cheering him and Jack on from the sidelines
Wearing a t-shirt that says "Coach's Girl"
Getting up super early to pack sandwiches and juice boxes for the kids then taking them out to pizza after because you just can't say no to their puppy eyes and pouts
Catching Jack as he runs up to you after each goal, going "Y/N! Y/N! Did ya see that? Did you see me? I did so good!!" and you just melt as he beams at you, giving him high fives and telling him how proud you are of him
Hotch coaching them to a win and then coming up to you and Jack in your arms with a smile that turns into a fake pout, "where's my prize??"
he lets out a chuckle and his cheeks redden when you tuck yourself into his chest, leaning up to kiss him and then Jack, "my favourite two boys"
It becomes a Sunday tradition to go get ice cream after pizza and Jack is absolutely obsessed with mint chocolate chip just like you are except hotch is absolutely disgusted
"it tastes like toothpaste!!" "you take that back, it's the best flavour there is!" "yeah daddy, you take that back"
Hotch secretly loves mint chocolate chip but he just likes to pretend he doesn't because then he gets to watch his favourite two people team up on him and they're so damn adorable
By the time you get home, hotch has to carry Jack up to his bed, the kid is so tuckered out
You and hotch have your own traditions of breaking out a bottle of wine and you're on the couch, TV on in the back, but you're really just wrapped up in each other
Quiet giggles and hushed conversations as you stare at each other, just so damn in love
I AM ABSOLUTELY DYING RN 😭 this became a whole thing oops I'm sorry but I just had to share
BABYYY THANK YOU SM FOR THIS I SAW IT JUST BEFORE I WENT TO GO GET DINNER AND I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT :(( ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE!!
the mamas of the boys on jack's team have definitely been pining after the Big Handsome Coach but you show up in your shirt?? and aaron spins you around and kisses you?? oh my god they are so jealous - you befriend them later but they alwaysss ask you questions about him
you bring them popsicles on super hot days too!! maybe some orange slices to go with their sandwiches :(( and aaron watches you feed a hoard of little boys who are all jumping at you and thanking you with toothy grins for their food and then immediately beg you to go get pizza which you agree to and he's like wait we have to pay for that!! and you're like baby :) it's okay :) they're cute :) and he buys four pizzas afterwards but it's worth it to see you happy :')))))) jack definitely brags about you too they're all eating their sandwiches and he's bragging through a mouthful like 'my mama makes the best sandwiches, i get them every day!'
SOMETIMES WHEN JACK COMPLETES A PARTICULARLY HARD MANOUVER OR PASS OR WHATEVER HE JUST DITCHES THE GAME TO RUN AT YOU 😭 HE'S LIKE MAMA DID YOU SEE???? DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID??? WASN'T I SO COOL??? AND HE'S SPRINTING OFF THE FIELD AND AARON IS LIKE :0 NO SON :0 NO COME BACK SON :0
ugh if you ever congratulate jack aaron is like 😁 guess who did that 😁 and you're like :/ the kid in my arms rn :/ and jack giggles and hugs you and aaron is like >:( no me >:( so you gotta give him kisses or else he gets all sulky and jack thanks him for being such a good coach :((
you and jack share a huge sundae (you let him think he's getting the most but you're actually swiping most of it) and you guys bully aaron the entire time for his little vanilla scoop you're like >:) loser !! boring loser flavor !! and jack just giggles with green ice cream around his mouth and tells aaron that he has to be more 'aventurous' and you don't bother to correct him because it's so cute to hear him mispronounce things :')
you only find out that he does like it because !! you catch him eating it once behind your back !! you come down to his home office to convince him to come to bed and >:( he's having a bowl of your mint choco ice cream >:( he looks up at you like o.o with the spoon still in his mouth and you are OUTRAGED you are like Aaron!! this whole time?? i trusted you!! and he has to buy you a new carton to make up for it and you threaten to tell jack that he's been lying the entire time </33
jack falls asleep in the carseat and you help aaron hoist him out and aaron throws him over his shoulder like a lil sack of potatoes and he slumps limply into the embrace and you and aaron giggle bc your sleepy boy is so so cute and floppy :')
and yes!! the perfect ending to the night, snuggled up with wine under super soft fluffy blankets :') you're telling him how amazing of a coach he is and he's blushing like :') stop :') and you just keep going and you're a little too tipsy to stop so he has to kiss you to get you to stop and you definitely fall asleep all snuggled up together and magically you wake up in bed the next morning with everything cleaned up for you bc your husband is the best husband <33
#aaron hotchner#aaron hotchner x reader#aaron hotchner imagine#aaron hotchner scenario#aaron hotchner oneshot#aaron hotchner one-shot#aaron hotchner one shot#aaron hotchner headcanon#aaron hotchner headcanons#aaron hotchner hc#aaron hotchner hcs#aaron hotchner fanfiction#aaron hotchner fanfic#aaron hotchner fic#aaron hotchner blurb#aaron hotchner drabble#aaron hotchner dialogue#aaron hotchner fluff#aaron hotchner x reader fanfiction
427 notes
·
View notes
Note
its so hard to write vriska as an adult because she is So chronically a teenage girl. like a good 30% of her actions can be explained away with "shes a teenage girl"
yeah being 13 is just like that idk what to tell you
this is gonna probably get into "your experiences are not universal" territory but (pic unrelated)
vriska is the kinda chick where, you weren't exactly friends with her, but you ran in the same circles of weird-but-not-too-weird kids. like, neither of you were popular but there were definitely two or three freaks lower on the social scale than her, and unlike you she was a huge bitch about it. anyway, you have a massive but not-unforseen falling out (she is a LOT) and end up going to separate high schools. years later you reconnect with a different friend from the same school, and as you're catching up with them her name comes up.
and your first thought is, "damn, she's still alive?"
let's say, for example, that this is kanaya and nepeta catching up. the trolls' friend group might not have been as freaky as my own, but there are FOR SURE two or three of 'em where looking back it's like "yeah, no way that kid isn't dead/in jail by now." and then, pleasant surprise, ten years later nobody's offed themselves BUT the guy you least expect (karkat) is now a father. go figure. anyway nepeta/kanaya gets curious and asks what the hell vriska is up to, since last she heard vriska was a pretty troubled kid and it'd be nice to get some closure on that front.
same old shit, somehow. except now the police can get involved, and basically her life is a huge mess. does she have a job? no. a degree? well, half a bachelor's maybe, but everyone else who hasn't made a trainwreck of their lives is either thinking about a master's or certified in some trade of choice. does she even have a car? . . . not as such. the perpetual mystery is how is she GETTING into all this insane and petty drama with the most QUESTIONABLE people like how is she GOING to these VENUES with no car??? WHERE is she meeting & dating this BIZARRE rotating cast of shitstain losers and rancid wannabe IG baddies?????
has she like, developed or grown in any capacity? well, now she's cool with tats and piercings and has a big ol anchor on her shoulder she got while dating a hot college chick as a high school freshman, but no, she is in no way a nicer or more mature person. anyway let's circle back to karkat being a teen dad WHAT??? how did THAT happen???
so to answer your question, i prefer to write adult!vriska as "that one chick in your old friend group who never actually grew up past middle school, to the detriment of herself and everyone in her immediate vicinity." the degree to which she completely wrecks her own/others' lives is up to you (i stop short of putting her in jail for vehicular manslaughter by simply not letting her have a car) and whether or not she Can develop into a stable, well-adjusted adult is Also up to you. personally i think she'd make an excellent fake psychic, but singer-songwriter, professional wrestler, vlogger/streamer, and independently wealthy layabout are all viable vriska "careers" (also, most miserable history major on earth, if you truly believe she would get a degree in l*beral arts). hope this helps!
#vriska serket#mod 8#daily vriska serket#vriska#daily vriska#homestuck#vriska homestuck#homestuck vriska#source for all this: again: i rocked with the freaks in middle school. and a different crowd of freaks in high school.#reason: i Was the kid who was like max 2 or 3 rungs up from the bottom of the social scale all thru compulsory education.#'rocked with' i WAS a freak just. not to the degree that it greatly hampered my personal/professional development
28 notes
·
View notes
Text
WELL. it is time for the final tng update (until the movies ig). last night we watched the series finale, "all good things" parts i & ii.
all good things (not differentiating parts):
my main takeaway from this episode is that they somehow managed to bring back tasha yar, only to 1. have her do absolutely nothing 2. die again?? they have killed tasha yar three times. hat trick for dead tasha yar
second takeaway: old people makeup. i couldn't find any gifs for this episode because when you go in the tag they're all just comparisons with picard the show. which IS kind of fun, admittedly. losers in the old people makeup department: riker. winners: beverly. hers was kinda hot ngl. milf.
conceptually this episode kind of fucked. like, three eras of having to be in the same place, coordinating stuff over 4D space via rapid shifting...that's cool. there was a cool episode buried in here somewhere. i think the problem was 1. it took way too long to figure out what was going on 2. the three eras in question were season 1 of tng (bad), season 7 of tng (also bad), and tng 25 bad future. i have lots to say about the bad future in a sec but let's not get distracted. because all of these eras were bad, it wasn't very exciting to be coordinating stuff across them. i TOTALLY understand the temptation to bookend the show by going back to the pilot, but the sad truth is the pilot was AWFUL. q has largely been annoying and the trial was one of his MORE annoying appearances.
on the bad future: worf and riker fighting over deanna being DEAD somehow and us not getting any more information was pretty awful, especially since they sort of seemed to be having a fight about deanna in the present-day too. i don't like them fighting over her but i REALLY thing the deanna/worf was so rushed...riker is normally so chill too, it doesn't make any sense. plus it's absolutely bonkers that picard came back and DIDNT warn deanna she had 5 years to live. come on!!!
if geordi really grew back his eyes bc of the anomaly, why are they blue in the future? they look like prosthetics or something. also can't we just give him brown eyes cmon. also, it's SICK AND DISGUSTING they married him to leah. i like geordi, but his thing w women made liking him difficult, so thanks for reminding us of his absolute WORST moment right as we're saying goodbye to him forever
someone on the aos team did not do their research. romulus was destroyed in 2387, and the last season of tng is in 2370. that means this future era took place in 2395, eight years after romulus was destroyed. it would have been such an easy thing to avoid, too. you could have simply had spock and nero travel back from 2395 instead of 2387. like it's that easy. NOTHING would have to change except a number. this isn't even tng's fault like how could they know what crimes that man would commit. this is all on him. i like the aos movies but girl what the hell
wins for the future: data crazy cat lady. and everyone gaslighting picard. and beverly being soooo hot
the problem w this future is that it doesn't say anything about anyone except "you guys drifted apart without the mission to hold you together and forgot you needed each other." actually, it didn't say that second part, though i wished it had. the episode was also a bit muddied in that respect...like, what did it episode SAY about those three eras, other than "don't stop being friends later"? what did it SAY about picard and his crew? this is the finale, and there weren't any goodbyes or big character moments for anybody except picard, who had to have his big character moment in the fucking farpoint courtroom.
we did get canon worf/deanna and picard/beverly but she TURNED HIM DOWN EARLIER and only started macking on him when she found out she might die (just in time to get herself on the will and no that's not my joke). STAY STRONG...YOU DON'T NEED HIM...beverly crusher, i could be your man.
in a final act of hilarity, at the very end, picard INVITED HIMSELF TO CARDS. while i am always thrilled for poker games, and was feeling a genuine emotion about the last scene being a poker game, the profound silence when picard showed up at the door really dragged me out of it. "you were always welcome" HE LITERALLY TRIED TO DO THIS ONCE AND YOU GUYS THOUGHT IT WAS WEIRD
oh yeah. final note. can't believe they pussied out of shearing jonathan frakes for that flashback section. they just photoshop magicked that shit. it was clever, but it was cowardly
i really wish s7 of tng had been good...we had a few good ones near the beginning but the ones near the end were ALL duds. i could have forgiven so many crimes if we had gone out on a high note. tng WAS very good sometimes. i know they had it in them. unfortunately they generally chose to be ass instead, and as a result tng went out the way it came in: in the very worst courtroom scene in the entire world. rest in pieces.
NEXT TIME: ds9's "tribunal" and "the jem'hadar."
7 notes
·
View notes
Text
First Day
Pre story,
It was the beginning of the new school year in Paris. It was a sunny day, perfect for the situation."So this is our new school huh? "said Marinette, staring at her school with an unreasonable expression with an even tone. She wore a blue chinese inspired shirt with a knee length brown skirt and shoes. She was still unsure about everything that happened.
"Come on sis it's not that bad. It could be fun!!" Judai pointed out, wearing a big grin on his face.He was wearing a brown jacket,a grey shirt and black pants. He was more excited about it. After all,he thought of it as an adventure. He also had a thermos full of hot chocolate.
"I hope you're right Judai."said Marinette with unease." Have I ever been wrong about something like this?"he asked confidently. She gave him a deadpan look"Do you really want me to answer that?".
Judai nervously chuckled"Fair point sis"he admitted.
They entered the building. Compared to their old school it was more new looking. It was also pretty large which made it easier to get lost. Finally they reached their new class room. There were a few students already there .
"Hey guys"Said a girl in a pink dress who waved to him. "Rose!!!"Judai grinned, happy to see the blonde girl. "How are you doing Lavillent?"Marinette asked, also happy to their friend.
"It's amazing!!!"she replied. "Everyone here is super nice except well... "She stops with her expression dulling a bit
She noticed it and asked"Should we be worried about something?" Rose kept quiet"It's nothing"
The twins go to their seats.They went to the 1st row to sit down.
" So you're the new kids, huh?"a boy beside them asked. He had a red baseball hat and wore glasses. He was in a black shirt with green pants.
"Yep!!! Name's Judai Yuki and the grumpy butt is my sister Marinette Cheng!" Judai answered with a smile. Marinette in contrast simply said "Hello" to the boy
The boy responded "Nice to meet you dudes! I'm Nino Lahiffe. "He said with a grin."Also fair warning about that seat.You dudes should think about moving"he warned.
"Why's that?"Marinette asked."Because you are in my seat,losers!!!" a blonde girl with sunglasses on her head said with a rude tone. She was in a white dress with a black belt and high heels. She looked annoyed with the duo.
"Sorry man, didn't know that seat was already taken."Judai said, genuinely apologetic about what happened. He rose to get up with Marinette doing the same.
The girl smiled at them smugly"Good you know your place. Now scram losers!! I swear this school has no standards"
They went to another seat. Marinette stared at her"Well she seems like something.."
"Yeah,that was Chole . She's the mayor's daughter and kind of a pain"Nino explained. "Best to avoid her"
"Thanks for the advice Lahiffe" Marinette said instantly wary of the blonde.
"It doesn't sound too hard"Judai added"We just stay out of her way. Plus this place seems easy to handle". Little did he know how wrong his words were
. Throughout the day Chole made it her mission to mess with them. The worst prank was the bubble gum in the locker key hole and the inside of a locker. That one was as annoying as it was in a way impressive.
Even not counting Chole,the day was still not a good one. They kept getting late to their classes and were pretty unprepared for the day. The only saving grace was lunch .
By the end of the day,the twins were tired.
"Pretty easy to handle,huh Judai?"Marinette said her voice,dripping in sarcasm. "I said I was wrong Mar"Judai said defeated by the day. "Buy hey"He countered"It wasn't all bad .After Rose is here and Nino seems pretty cool."
Marinette nodded in agreement "Touche ,but right now I just want to go home and get some designs done"
"Amen to that"
As they walked to the exit, someone bumped into Judai, making him spill some of his drink. Thankfully it was cold but unfortunately it landed on Chole.
"YOU!!!" She exclaimed to anger, looking at him. You'll pay for this Yuki!!" Judai sighed thinking "This is going to suck". Marinette meanwhile glares at her.
Later
Sabine Cheng smiled."Welcome home, how was your day you two?" she smiled hoping it was good.
"Well it was something plus I kinda have someone who hates my guts, so yeah"Judai shrugged.
The end
@zexal-club @insomniac-jay @bakawitch @writing-heiress @starry-night-rose @nproduction626 @abyssthing198 @achy-boo @marrondrawsalot @gritsandbrits @liviavanrouge@kousaka-ayumu @yugirl @sayuricorner @punkeropercyjackson
16 notes
·
View notes
Text
Bloody Daydreams
Retro High School/Yandere Reader AU
Chapter 1: Golden Sun
Masterlist
Featuring: gn!Reader x Aether x Scaramouche/Wanderer, guest starring Lumine and Amber
Warnings: yandere reader (though in this chapter no yandere behavior is displayed yet), reader is kind of a pessimistic insecure loser in the beginning, Scara’s a bully to reader (so no Scara crumbs until later sorry)
A/N: wassup guys! I have another series here besides my other one, since I know that one’s gonna flop for a while (you know, cuz it’s not a romance and most fandom people want romance). Anyway, for those of you who want more Yandere reader content in the genshin fandom, this series is the one for you! Yes, it’s a three way thing, and it might not make sense right now but trust me on this, it’s integral to the plot. If you enjoyed my content, consider checking out my other posts. Hope you guys like the first chapter!
your eyes shone like the golden sun
First day of school. The day where everyone dresses up and acts on their best behavior, only to let the façade die within a week. Well, some people manage to keep it up all year, but it’s usually because they’re genuinely kind and positive people. As a matter of fact, I know someone like that.
“Hey Y/N!”
Speak of the devil, and he (or in this case, she) shall appear.
That person with the red ribbon on her head, red button up, white wide leg shorts, and the white and red saddle shoes? That’s Amber. She’s one of the preppy girls here at Teyvat High School. Which is weird because she considers me her friend even though I’m the weird loner kid.
“Hey Amber,” I said back. “I see you put your hair in a ponytail today,”
“It’s the first day of school, Y/N. Of course I’m gonna dress up a bit,”
“You look nice,”
“Thank you! You look cool as well,”
“Thanks,” I said, looking down at my pristine clothing. My outfit is not quite as stylish as Amber’s wardrobe but I suppose it’s good enough for the first day of school. If white and brown are considered good colors. Which to most kids who have any sort of social standing, they’re not. But it’s not like it matters.
“I heard that there’re two new kids this year,” Amber said with energy in her voice. She had a bounce in her step as we walked to home room together.
“Two?”
“Yeah, twins. Or so the rumors say,” she giggled.
“You are my only connection to any rumors and drama around here,”
“Who else would tell you? Barbara?”
“Obviously not. She’s too popular even for you, Amber,”
“Hey!” She protested, but laughed anyway.
“But I thought it was only one person moving up from the middle school,”
“Oh, I guess that makes three, then,” Amber shrugged. “The twins being rumored about haven’t even made any friends here yet so everything about them is just speculation,”
“Figures,”
“I heard from Jean that they might be rich,” Amber said in an exaggerated whisper tone.
“Then they’ll climb up the social hierarchy pretty easily,” I shrugged.
“Do you think they might be hot too?”
“Even if they were, it’s very bold of you to think I’d catch feelings for either of them, or that they’ll even notice my existence in the first place,” I deadpanned.
“Why are you always so pessimistic, Y/N?”
“Because most things never really work out in my favor. Except you. I’m glad to have you in my life, Amber,”
“Im glad to be here,” she smiled.
We finally entered home room, and we saw a few people already in the room.
Bennett
The clumsy kid. His white button up was already creased and messed up, and he had various bandaids on his arms and face. His brown pants were also creased, and his sneakers seemed to have some dried mud on the bottoms.
Ganyu
One of the more powerful students in the social hierarchy. Her pale blue pencil skirt, matching cardigan, purple blouse, and purple flats matched with her pale blue hair and purple eyes. Though I suppose simply calling the color ‘purple’ wouldn’t do it justice. It was more like the color of a galaxy with hints of gold. But that hardly matters. The point is, she’s pretty, hardworking, and popular. Out of my league entirely.
Fischl
The Shakespearean nerd and resident role player. She wore black and purple, a weird combo compared to everyone else.
Razor
The third member of the Bennett-Fischl-Razor trio. He always wore loose clothing, and today was no exception, with loose olive corduroy pants, loose white button up, a loose grey sweater vest, and brown loafers.
Yoimiya
Who happens to have a similar personality to Amber. She was wearing an orange dress, and was almost bouncing in her seat. There was a space next to her, and Amber ended up sitting with Yoimiya.
I sighed and sat at a random desk away from the others.
The teacher ended up starting class, and in the front of the class were two strangers.
“Now that everyone is here, why don’t we have our new students introduce themselves?”
The girl started.
“My name is Lumine, it’s nice to meet you,” she wore a pale blue sundress with a matching blazer and matching Mary Janes, with knee length socks. She had a cool sort of aura. No wonder people assume they’re rich.
I looked over at the boy.
“My name is Aether, it’s nice to meet you all,” he said with a small wave and a sweet smile.
Aether.
His eyes shone like the golden sun. His blond braided hair was quite long but beautiful. He had a yellow turtleneck on and high waisted brown pants with a thick black belt. I couldn’t stop looking at him. He was too beautiful. I forced myself to stop looking though. Good thing I wasn’t in the front row. Otherwise I would’ve embarrassed myself.
The teacher told Aether and Lumine to choose a seat to sit at. Lumine chose to sit next to Ganyu. Fair enough. I just kept reading my book of poems. They were all those classic love poems comparing the object of their affection to nature. An under appreciated art in this day and age. Then I heard a chair next to me being pulled out. I glanced to my right to see Aether taking his seat next to me. He glanced at me and smiled.
“I hope you don’t mind,” he said, and I think I stopped breathing for two seconds before shaking my head and myself and staring down at my poetry book, absorbing none of what was on the page. The only thing on my mind was Aether. How he had such a sweet voice, and a beautiful face, and amazing clothes-
Wait, focus Y/N! You can’t seriously let some new guy take over your life.
And then the door opened, revealing one very late Scaramouche. He wore a red button up, a purple sweater on top of that, and black pants. He wore those colors a lot, to the point that it’s become his brand. He took one look at Aether sitting next to me, and decided to pay him a visit.
“Who are you?” He said, hands on Aether’s desk, leaning forward, likely an intimidation tactic.
“I’m Aether,” he smiled.
“Well, Aether, I figured you should know they’re the nearly-friendless loser around here. If you want a social life, stay away from them,” Scaramouche said, jabbing a thumb a me. I simply decided to look away and pretend not to listen.
Scaramouche, however, was having none of it, and swiped my book off my desk. I looked up at him, eyes narrowed. “I’m talking about you, loser,”
“I may be a loser, but at least I get to class on time,”
And to my horror, the jerk sits to my left.
It’s official. Life has decided to torment me.
All I could do was retrieve my book from the ground and stare disturbingly hard at my desk. I resisted looking at either side of me, no matter the temptation.
To my left is the biggest jerk in the school, and to my right is the most angelic being I’ve ever seen.
Perhaps I was being toyed with by Fate. If so, then I suppose it’s nothing new. As previously established, I was never one of the lucky ones.
I decided to go back to reading my book of poems.
The poem I read compared the poet’s lover to the sun, and alI could think about were Aether’s eyes.
#genshin impact#genshin#genshin au#genshin traveler#genshin aether#genshin fanfic#genshin aether x reader#scaramouche#scaramouche x reader#yandere genshin x reader#yandere reader#genshin traveler x reader#wanderer#wanderer x reader#bloody daydreams
62 notes
·
View notes
Text
ASOIAF American highschool AU bc I want them to suffer
-Jon is that guy you see in the hall all the time and he’s super cute but then you talk to him and he’s just. The most pretentious asshole you’ve ever met. He’s better than you bc he takes AP classes btw. And he’s on the basketball team but he’s brooding so he barely has any friends
-Dany is a little FREAK ugh I love her. She’s a GSA officer and wears weird clothes and cat ears to school and everyone makes fun of her but she’s the nicest person ever. Very passionate ab her special interests. super smart too like no one can say that she isn’t top of class
-Sansa is the nice popular religious girl who likes to make cookies for people. She’s like condescending nice though and is sweet to the losers mostly out of pity. Obsessed with Loras in a comphet way to cover her real crush on Margaery. She is on the swim team and loves to run the student council like the navy
-Arya is on the soccer and basketball team. Slightly to weird to be popular but too cool to be a loser. Kind of disruptive in class but it’s okay bc she’s funny. Definition of a low maintenance girl. Cuts her hair short and likes the way she looks in a sports bra and baggy clothes but has yet to find out what non-binary is
-Robb Homecoming King football captain you get the gist. Sincerely nice and is the one jock who’s on good terms with literally everyone in his classes. Tries his best to defend Jon (it is so hard) Has dated around but his most intense relationship is with his drug dealer burnout bestie Theon. They get jealous when the other starts dating a girl (both of them have yet to find out what bisexualism is)
-Joffrey is a grade A bitchass. He’s on the soccer or lacrosse team only because Cersei bribed the coach. No one really likes him but they hang around him anyway because he has a sick ass house and his moms hot. Thinks he’s smarter than he actually is, maintains a C- average
-Bran is that freshman you only see in khaki shorts and graphic t-shirts about bugs or some shit. Completely lives in his own world (autism slay!) and has trouble interacting with other kids. Besties with Meera and Jojen tho who just get him. Reads big ass philosophy books in his spare time
-Aegon is Dany’s cooler cousin. He’s way more popular than Jon and the two have a one sided rivalry that Jon made up in his head. Pretty nice to other people but he thinks he is such hot shit. His superiority complex is kinda crazy
-Theon graduated last year but still hangs around campus. Goes to Robb’s football games and sells drugs under the stands. “Where’s my hug at” guy. Drives a beat up Honda civic that’s on its last legs. Has multiple misdemeanors on his record. Robb thinks he can fix him
-Loras is Robb’s teammate who’s also mister popular. Already has a scholarship to a D1 school and is every teachers favorite (he takes advantage of this to skip class). Smart but doesn’t really try that hard in class. A classic DL gay guy who is in a situationship with grad student Renly after lying about his age on grindr
-Davos is everyone’s favorite History or English teacher. Gets invested in the students wellbeing. Gay kids LOVE him, he never can have a lunch period to himself those kids who are looking for a father figure are always eating lunch in his classroom. Has a loving wife and kids but is down bad for the eternally suffering Vice Principal Stannis
-Robert is the football coach and in most American schools you have to be a teacher to be a coach so he probably teaches health or sex Ed or some shit. Half asses his classes so he can go over film with his football players instead. You can hear him yelling from across campus. He is so loud
-Stannis is the vice principal who absolutely no one likes except Davos. Even the teachers don’t respect him. Has wanted to be principal for years but keeps getting fucked over by administration. Wants to move to a different school district so he can get a pay raise but the sexy Spanish teacher Mel is trying to convince him to blackmail the school board instead
-Tywin the principal. Used to be a AP US history or AP economics teacher but then discovered that he hated kids so he bullied and bribed his way into the principal position. Kids run when they hear him in the hallway with his walkie talkie crackling and his keys jangling. Lets Joffrey get away with everything bc he’s the principals grandson
-Cersei as the head of the school board. Always shoveling funds to her kids school instead of any of the other ones in the school district. Probably is in some sort of tax evasion or bribery scandal that Tywin is trying to cover up. Number one passive aggressive hater on Facebook
#ASOIAF shitposting#based on my experiences in an American public highschool#real dark days ages 14-17 were#time to project
34 notes
·
View notes
Note
Cody from total drama (Simpson Anderson or whatever the fuck his 4 stupid last names are) is my WORST FUCKING ENEMY. WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE HIM?? He does not do SHIT in season one except be gay 1 time (on accident too like he couldn’t even do that one thing on his own accord) and be weird about Gwen. Bro objectifies women like I’m sorry but he does. Ooo I need me a goth girl to be mean to me 🥺🥺🥺 like stfu PLEASEE. Literally his FIRST SCENE is walking in the girls cabin and being weird to her. And then he keeps doing it!! On god he’s like third place in being weird about women in this show (which is still very bad but he’s not worse than Duncan or Chris. But cmon is that an accomplishment?? I thought so)
Now I will give him this one thing, he did not steal her bra, she gave it to him. But like ??? Is that really Good?? Everyone always gives him credit for Taking a step back and setting up Gwen and Trent but we all fucking know he just did that so she’d think “wow Cody is so selfless and kind!! That’s so hot I need him he’s so much better than that B F F (big forehead freak) I can’t believe it took me this long to realize it” or some shit like that. Like, can you REALLY consider him and Gwen as friends?? Even in world tour he says shit like “I’d do anything for Gwen!! She has to kiss me eventually!!” And then he rubs his hands together like he fucking did something bro SHUT UPPP why not help her because she’s your FRIEND?? No ?? You’re gonna keep being weird abt her forever?? Ok cool. And let’s not forget the picture thing either! Touching someone and taking a photo of them while they’re asleep isn’t weird at all !! If she’s your friend just ASK To take a fucking selfie or whatever, but no just because she wouldn’t want his hand around her shoulder he had to go max fucking creepiness about it.
So what the FUCK is there to like about Cody. His looks ?? Bro.. he’s not the worst offense design wise but like. Have you seen that one frame when he sits near Heather in word tour. WHY IS HIS HEAD SO BIG?? CERTAINLY NOT TO ACCOMMODATE HIS FUCKING BRAIN. And he DOES look like he’s 12 let’s be honest. His dramarama design is literally just The same guy but tinier (if you’re gonna say that’s how children works stfu that’s not what I mean) now I’m not gonna say he deserved Sierra bc she’s weird as hell and terrible, but he did similar things too and I rarely ever see him called out for it. Genuinely I think many ppl just like him bc of the accidental gay thing which OBJECTION ! Noah did ALL the fucking work for “Noco” (I don’t care abt them as a ship btw I just need to make it clear Cody didn’t do shit) like NOAH was the one who kissed him in his sleep. And NOAH was the one who got teased by it in the losers episode (where was Cody huh?? No I literally don’t remember him being in that episode) and NOAH is the one sleeping on him in that one frame in world tour. Cody gets so much credit for being one of the Original gays but he does NO WORK in this relationship.
anyway yeah that’s abt it. Also do NOT compare me to Jater or Emmater or whatever the fuck, both of those two fucking suck u can hate on characters without being awful about gnc women and apparently mentioning suicide like wtf??
-
19 notes
·
View notes
Text
2022 is already over but i still want to make this post because i love you guys and you made this year more bearable, so...
dear followers...
you guys are what keeps me going. thank you so much for supporting me, liking my writing, and filling out every stupid form i post on impulse. thank you for always being patient and discussing your thoughts with me. thank you for choosing to stick with me of all people. i am so grateful for all of you and my time on tumblr!! tumblr is like an escape from reality for me and you guys make it so much fun <3
dear mutuals...
@cosmic-railwayxo - you fucking loser i think youre the best thing that happened to me all year (except guesung's abs). thank you so much for being my friend, for talking to me literally everyday, for giving me something to look forward to when im at uni and want to die. i love facetiming u, i love sending u reels, i love how we r literally bffs even if there are thousands of km between us. that much doesnt matter when we gossip or talk abt kpop men fs BAHAHAHA. anyways i could probably write an essay abt u and how much i love your colossal cock, but this is getting long so all im gna say is i love you.
@hwangyeonjun - rels my bae ur 97' liner smau is what gives me oxygen to breathe (on that note,, I NEED AN UPDATE). thank u for being my mutual and slaying with me even tho im a little insane. i love you!!
@hwajin - kATHY GIRL u were the one that had to listen to me scream about arisu and u literally wrote me a fic for him???? we r besties for life atp. we should write each other fics sometime again bcs that was sm fun. ure so hot and nice and ur hyunjin series slays. thank you for being my friend and always giving me the same energy back!! kisses for u
@hoshologies - moon omg we've known each other so long but it feels so short??? i hope ure slaying all ur days away bcs ure fucking amazing and u deserve it. once every month when it's a full moon i lay down on the grass and think abt how much i miss ur writing and u actually. hope we keep in touch in 2023, i love you bestieee
@jjkeverlast - lati thank u sm for being my friend!! i love talking to u about everything and nothing (read: the dilf from aib) and ure so kind honestly (when ure not stealing kento yamazaki from me BOOOO). i hope we interact a lot in 2023 and i wish you all good things this year!! you deserve it.
@jayzdaze - kay u queen. ur fics never dissappoint and ure so??? mature and cool i think of u as my older sister fr. im so happy to be ur moot and friend and i hope we remain close in 2023 as well. love you bae!
@jenoslutie - nabi i swear i followed u bcs ur name is the same as that girl from nevertheless HAJASJKAJKA but i fell in love with you and your sexy brain too. ur fics always deliver and i miss our convos sm :/ we should start talking more again!! either way im so happy to have you as a mutual and ily.
@kookiecrumb - ISA MY FIRST MUTUAL OMG!!! there's so much i want to say to you but i dont even know if i can put it into words. youre so amazing, talented and intelligent. i think you might be the most intellectual person i have ever met. i am never bored when we talk to each other, and i always leave our conversations in a happy mood. i love your passion for bts and i love your big sexy brain. i hope we stay friends forever.
@mingirn - mars idk abt u but im ur number one fan forever. like idc if we dont talk for a month, the moment i see mingirn on dash or in my ask i SQUEAL. i love you so so much and ure so funny and delusional (omg ure just like me) and im so happy we r moots. i would literally fight w armys for u. thats true love i'm telling u.
@neochan - sam ure like that mutual everyone is afraid of bcs theyre just so. cool. i love you so much and i love talking abt nct with u bcs ure the only one that gets my obsession with their cocks. thank you for being my mutual (and friend, i hope) and for blessing me with your fics!!
@planetdream - dreamie i swear to god you were the second blog i followed on here (i unfollowed the first so ure technically the first tho hihi) and i literally have flashbacks whenever i reread ur fics kskasksska. we've never talked like super much, but whenever we do i feel happy, and im glad that feeling hasnt faded throughout all those months. u will always hold a special place in my heart and im so glad to be ur friend!!
@shmooooo - isa u were literally my savior when i was in my cha eunwoo phase. like there is no one on tumblr that simps for that guy and im like??? hello wake up. thank you so much for talking to me about him and my fics, i appreciate you bae!!
@wuahae - cat i love you so so much!! ur writing is so alluring and beautiful, and your personality is too. i always have sm fun talking to u and whenever i see you on dash, i smile. we need to talk more bcs i NEED to hear your thoughts on every picture mingyu and hoshi post on instagram.
22 notes
·
View notes
Text
Correct OP: Part 3
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 4
Ft: Shanks, Law, Ace, Sabo, Marco, Smoker, and princess Vivi
A/N: I love everyone on this list like for real come kiss me Vivi 🙁🙁 SHANKS TOO. HE IS SO FINE. SO IS ACE. LIKE GYYYYYAT!! Next part is Enel, Katakuri, Big Mom, Kidd, Arlong, and Yamato (last part)
Shanks
Loud ass snoring
Does not care
Aaabsolutley pulls bitches
Marines or not marines
Paints his nails the brightest most noticeable colors
Bright yellow
Hot pink
Neon green
Absolutely outstanding father
10/10 dad
The one you call to get drunk or high or cross faded with
Would deal his kids weed to make sure they stay safe
Would also give alcohol recommendations
all when they’re legally allowed ofc
Law
Definitely
A lil fruitcake
Sorry to all Law simps but he is AroAce and atp it’s cannon
Would not be into romance at all
Ever
He would definitely read gay dirty books though
“I WAS JUST CURIOUS-“
Boooo lame excuse
Like
Ok gay ass 🥸
Would dress like a teen boy trying to be cool
Would be an outstanding father if he ever had kids
Would be so into Star Trek not even joking
Speaking Klingon and allat
Stoner
WEED SMOKER
Is a Math/Science kinda smart guy
Ace
I do not give a single shit what this GIF looks like
Ace has a hooked nose
And crooked teeth
And heterochromia
One green eye one brown eye type shit
Is color blind
The green and red kind
Can not drive
Do not let him behind the wheel
Please
Got that greasy hair
That unwashed stench
Overgrown armpit hair
Has a forest under there
A REALLY GOOD LOOKING HAPPY TRAIL ☹️☹️
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW GOOD HIS HAPPY TRAIL LOOKS I SWEAR TO YOU
Sabo
This motherfucker is inSANE
Bro needs to go back to the mental health institution
Has a gold tooth
Has cologne on always
And it smells so good
Doesn’t brush his hair
But its fine bc he really pulls off the messy look
Tried to grow a beard and it did not look good
Is very organized
Is insecure about his scars
(Secretly) looks at guys
Not so secretly looks at girls
Is definitely bisexual
TRANSGENDER
Choked on the devil fruit when he ate it
Messy eater
CROOKED NOSE
It’s basically facts that the ASL brothers have crooked noses
Except for Ace with his hooked nose
Can speak Spanish but not Portuguese
Loser can’t speak the language he grew up around 💀💀
Marco
Just GET A DIFFERENT BARBER GYAT DAMN 😭😭
At least get a fade
Has male pattern baldness
Knows his hair is bad (doesn’t care)
Has cavities
Doesn’t floss
Does not wear deodorant
would definitely dress grungy
And or punk
And have a mohawk sometimes ;p
And think he’s the shit
When he needs to fix that GODDAMN HAIR
He would be gay
Oh my god how gay he would be
Has SEX
This guy FUCKS
Idk how but I feel like he pulls some major bitches
Smoker
TBH I would fuck him and I’m literally asexual
So yk this dude is getting it on
Has tried to smoke 20 cigars at once
Succeeded somehow
Type of guy to say “I bet five dollars that___” and always lose
But does it anyways
GOD at rock paper scissors
You may win the first time you play him, but that’s because he’s watching your tactics
Sneaky little bastard
Straight and Cis but fully supports the LGBTQIA+
“They don’t bother me, and even if a queer person did bother me, it would only be that specific one. Not all of them.”
It makes no sense how people get bullied for things they can’t control
Very stand up kinda guy
Beats up bullies type of fella
Princess Vivi
She is so fine istg
She would for sure pull
Would have an unbelievably dark past by age 30
God of never have I ever
Would just own everyone in it
The coolest backstory
Paints her nails to match her hair
Looks really good in modest dresses
Uh
She’s Hispanic
Not sorry
For real she is
I think she would really like cats
Keeps in contact with the strawhats
Buys them things and all that
Gives them supply crates like food and fresh ingredients
Really likes working with kids
Would be an amazing and patient teacher
Would have a really good singing voice
Looks absolutely amazing in white
#shanks#law#ace#sabo#marco#smoker#vivitari#shanks op#law op#ace op#sabo op#marco op#smoker op#princess vivi#one piece shanks#one piece law#one piece ace#one piece sabo#one piece marco#one piece smoker#one piece princess vivi
10 notes
·
View notes
Text
Characters: Luciano (Brazil), Martín (Argentina), Manuela (Fem!Chile).
Relationships: BrArg. Past Arg/Chi.
Additional Tags: Divorce AU. A grown-ass gay man clueless about his own sexuality.
Summary: Martín, a twice divorcee Literature professor whose life is a crumbling mess, comes up with an impractical ruse to make a good case for himself in his divorce trial by moving in with his hot neighbour, Luciano.
by @oxiosa and @disaster-fruit. Feat @kurara-black-blog
Martín is a university Literature professor. He is the sort of passionate teacher who is really inspiring to hear, you know this guy loves what he does. It is as if he has read every book in the world and has a strong opinion about it. The students all look up at him because he is cool and confident and handsome and clearly very passionate and intelligent – if a little cocky. Honestly you would never guess that below his very cool smug façade, his life actually is a crumbling mess.
He is pretty much a loser who cries himself to sleep watching novelas and gorging ice cream except you’d never guess ‘cause he’s very proud and very good at pretending life is great. He is actually going through his *second* divorce, has no money since he has a lame salary and is paying for his divorce trial and child support, all while living at his parents’ house since he can’t even afford to rent some place for himself after his ex-wife kicked him out of their house. He sleeps on a couch in the room that used to be his bedroom during his teen years and which now is his stepmother’s art study. Since he has no room in the house, Martín uses his old Torino (his first car, which he loves dearly and both his exes hate for it is a piece of trash he clings to like some overgrown child clinging to his blankie) like a moving storage place where he keeps all the clothes and books. He also keeps all his student’s homework and papers in there, and piles of trash such as take-away containers and coffee cups and crumbled cigarette packages. It is one crowded mess, a mirror of Martín’s life and state of mind.
Manuela is his first ex-wife. They married very young during their college years; both studied Literature and were two passionate nerds and Martín thought “Hey she’s a girl, I’m a boy. I like her, she likes me. That’s gotta be love, right?”. Manuela had a crush on Martín, so she couldn’t resist him when he pulled her in. His intensity was magnetic and it felt thrilling, like an adventure. They dated for some months before Martín proposed and Manuela accepted. She was in love and clueless, they were young and dumb. They had a kid right away but their marriage was very rocky and super short, only lasted a few years. It was a very hard hit on Martín. It has been almost ten years since and their relationship is civil, almost friendly even. Manuela doesn’t hold (major) grudges for their failed marriage, it has passed enough time that they can have some sort of mutual understanding. Their relationship might have been terrible once the honeymoon phase was over, but she knows Martín loves their kid to death and she also knows that deep down he is a nice guy - if a little insane and unbearable.
Martín and Manuela see each other frequently since they have a kid together. She listens to Martín’s sorrows very judgeful and unimpressed and unhelpfully tells him he is a disaster and that he needs to get his priorities straight. First, she doesn’t approve his parenting, he’s the sort of parent who lets his kid stay awake past bedtime and lets them have sweets and that tells them to punch their bullies in the face and then gets called by the principal when the kid does exactly that. Second, she doesn’t think he makes a good example for their kid; he is brash and impulsive and proud and not known for taking the best decisions, which are not very nice qualities. He needs to figure his life out, he is a walking mess who needs to get his shit together and who should be a good example for their kid. Also, she has figured out Martín is gay and she very blatantly tells him so but Martín just thinks she is being mean and poking him on his “fragile masculinity” but joke’s on her, he is very sure about his sexuality.
Things are more complicated with his second ex-wife. Their breakup is still raw and fresh and they are mid divorce and there’s a very young child in the middle. Unlike Manuela who simply is very done with Martín’s shenanigans, his second ex-wife fucking hates his guts and would very much just cut him out of her and their kid’s life all together.
Martín met her a few years ago; she was this hot intense girl who crushed fast and hard on him. This time Martín was the one being dragged around and romanced, which was just fine by him since he likes the attention and feeling desired. She matched his intensity, surpassed it even, which he thought made them a good match. Their married life was very sad and pathetic. Martín didn’t pay her much attention, he was the sort of husband who gets home and drops on the couch to watch football and have a cold beer and go “Uh-uh, that’s great, honey��� without even looking his wife’s way. She had it so bad for him that she didn’t notice his lack of commitment until their baby was born. Then she started to notice their child got a very different treatment than her; Martín’s eyes would light up when he got home and saw the baby. He would pick them up and coo at them and play and just give them his unwavering attention. She was so used to him being distant that watching him be invested in their baby was a stark contrast that threw into the light the little attention she got from him. She tried to fix things at first, stubbornly tried to seduce him and remind him why he married her – she was fun and hot and passionate and she would prove it. But she was trying to seduce a (closeted) gay man who honestly didn’t even notice at this point. She failed to get Martín’s attention no matter how much she tried, and she grew bitter and resentful. When she realized he was no changing him and that this was what she could expect from Martín from the rest of their marriage – a man who didn’t talk to her, who didn’t look at her, whose only joy was their child - she exploded and kicked him out. Martín crashed at his parent’s place and assumed it is just one fight, she needed time to wind down before he cpuld go back home. But the following morning he got a call from his lawyer to inform him his wife was asking for a divorce.
And here is the thing, Martín never wanted a divorce, not the first time nor the second time. His marriage with Manuela had been filled with fights and disagreements yet still he had been shocked when she asked for a divorce, breaking up was never an option in his head. During his second divorce he hadn’t even notice things weren’t ok with his wife. He wasn’t happy, but he wasn’t unhappy either. He thought this was how married life was supposed to be, that certainly is the way many couples talk about marriage anyways. Being married and having a family is Martín’s life dream, he wants that for himself and two divorces in a row is a hard and painful failure. All he is taking from them is that he is a difficult person who apparently can’t keep a nice stable relationship and who might die alone.
Manuela has the custody of their child and Martín gets to hang with them often, he picks them up from school or football practice and takes out for ice-cream or to the movies. The kid is older and his relationship with Manuela is civil, so it is easier. But he is struggling to see his second child, he is fighting for their custody but it seems to be a lost cause. He does try to be a good father and be present in their lives, but it is very hard when their mother hates him and he doesn’t have his own place. He doesn’t have a room for himself, let alone one for the kid, there is no way a judge is giving him a shared custody. He knows he can’t be more present until he gets his shit together.
And this is where Luciano comes in, the cherry on top of his life crisis: Martín thought he was straight. Martín has been brushing of his sexuality for years, making up excuses for all of his life. He think this one actor is painfully handsome but come on, who doesn’t have a gay celebrity crush? As a teen he thought some of his friends were cute, but puberty was a mess so no big deal. He had a “wild phase” during his college years in which used to party hard, you know, dance over tables, skinny-dip at private pools, and why not French kiss the captain of the football team and fuck some cute exchange students hand in a parking lot. You know, all crazy stuff “heterosexual” bros do in college parties while they are super drunk. He looks back at all that and laughs it off as all the ~crazy~ things alcohol did to him in college.
Now Luciano is Martín’s parent’s neighbour and the very opposite of Martín – he never married, he has no kids, and he is very un-confused about his sexuality. Martín hasn’t met him properly, he has only caught side of him in passing and when Luciano decides to tend his garden barely dressed (Martín looks respectfully from the window). Luciano has a “ROOM FOR RENT” ad up, since he used to have a roommate who just left and he is looking for someone to share the house expenses with.
Martín is broke and really can’t afford to rent a place for the month, so instead he has the brilliant idea to rent Luciano’s place whenever his ex-wives and kids are over. It is brilliant: Luciano lives right by his parent’s house and Martín doesn’t offer much money but Luciano still could use some cash; a handful of money is better than no money at all. Luciano agrees as long as he gets to call the deal off the moment he gets a roommate. Martín’s problems are not his responsibility after all.
Martín rents Luciano’s place during the weekends so he can pretend to have a house and thus pass as a responsible adult who is getting his shit together and totally deserves more time with his kids. Luciano’s house is small and cosy and clean and tidy, and it has a lot of living plants that look very healthy and well taken care of (and if Martín doesn’t follow Luciano’s exact instructions to take care of them in the weekends, he is fucked). It even has a spare room for the kids so it looks great for Martín’s responsible adult image. Since this is supposed to be Martín’s place, Luciano makes sure to be out of the picture during the weekends, he just crashes at a friend’s house, or his father’s or even some date. It is flawless and everyone wins: Martín has got his ex-wives fooled and Luciano is making money.
Their plan goes about smoothly, until one day Martín’s youngest kid needs to stay with him for a few days. Martín’s ex-wife needs to be out of town for work reasons and she can’t take the baby with her. She was going to let the kid stay at their grandparents’, but Martín insisted she let them stay with him. He is the father and he has a place of his own, he can totally have the kid over for a few days. His ex hesitates but relents and Martín is thrilled to get to spend time with his kid. The thing is he can’t just kick Luciano out of his place that long, so he begs him to please pretty please let him stay over as his roommate for these few days. Martín’s toddler can’t talk and won’t rat them out and Luciano will barely notice them, come on, a full week of rent is better than a weekend. Luciano is not convinced (this is getting out of hands) but he eventually accepts since it is the only way to get Martín to shut up. Just this once, he relents, don’t get used to it. And he is charging extra.
Martín and his kid move in for a few days and Luciano gets to see first-hand Martín being a father. Luciano had a few reservations about Martín before, he thought he was a downright mess and wasn’t too impressed by him. But now that he sees how much Martín adores his kid it hits a raw nerve. Luciano’s parents had an ugly divorce when he was a kid and it totally fucked up his relationship with his own father. Seeing a loving dad struggling to keep their kid makes him invested in Martín’s story.
The days sharing Luciano’s house eventually are over. The kid returns to their mother and Martín is packing to go back to his parents’ but Luciano announces he can stay. He will let Martín move in as his roommate without charges but only until the divorce trial is over. This is a temporary arrangement to help Martín get back to his feet, he says. He will help Martín so he can make a good case and earn half his kid’s custody. Without meaning to, Luciano becomes this sort of fairy godfather to Martín by lending him his place and helping him with his kids.
Luciano starts helping out a little reluctantly. Even if this was his idea, that doesn’t mean he is too happy about having been dragged into this family drama, damn his conscience. Likewise, Martín at first tries not to ask for help, he took Luciano’s offer but ultimately he is too proud and anyways the kids are not Luciano’s responsibility, he can’t just abuse of his kindness. He tries hard to juggle his responsibilities with work and the kids and the trial, and only calls Luciano if he has run out of solutions.
Luciano becomes a secret helper of Martín. He helps with the toddler, but Martín keeps him out of the picture when his eldest kid comes for the weekend since there is a high risk of Manuela finding out the truth if they know. But eventually Martín needs Luciano to pick them up from school since he can’t make it and well, the cat is out of the bag for Martín’s eldest kid. Martín asks them to please keep this from Manuela. We’re not lying to mommy, baby, he promises, we’re just omitting, it’s different! The kid swears to keep the secret for them; secrets are fun and so is Luciano and they like coming over to dad’s place, so they are down for it. Of course, this is a 10 year old and there is only so much Martín can ask from them. His kid keeps their mouth shut for a while but they eventually spills the beans without meaning to.
Manuela is furious. Not just about Luciano himself, but that Martín was dishonest with her pretending everything is peachy while he is barely holding his life together. He always does this, it is one of the things she that used to drive her crazy during their marriage. He is not honest about himself and she hates this stupid prideful posing he does jfc why can’t he ask for help like a normal person? This is ridiculous, what was he playing at? And dragging their kid into it, asking them to lie to her? Martín should be happy she is only giving him and earful and hasn’t banned him from hanging with their kid ever again. She says she should tell Martín’s second ex-wife since she’d like to know if the roles were inverted, but Martín’s exes hate each other and Manuela knows this will fuck up Martín for good in the trial. As mad as she is, she doesn’t want to fuck him completely over so she promises to keep the secret as long as Martín is 100% honest with her from now on. She basically sits both Martín and Luciano under a light like some detective and plays bad cop, there are no good cops in her interrogatory. She wants to know everything if she is letting her kid hang with Luciano, and now Luciano feels a little more sympathetic with Martín, so this is one of the exes? The one he is supposed to get along the best with? Lord have mercy.
Despite their rocky meeting and their very contrasting personalities, Manuela warms up to Luciano quite easily, much to Martín’s relief and misery. This plays to Martín’s favour, since Luciano manages to quell Manuela’s temper, but it is a bit annoying to see Manuela having a soft spot for Luciano when Manuela has never had a soft spot for *anyone*. Also Martín doesn’t particularly appreciate the embarrassing ex-husband gossip Manuela likes to share with Luciano about him.
As time goes by, Luciano starts growing fonder and fonder of Martín’s kids (and Martín himself) and starts helping out without Martín having to ask. He offers to pick the kids up even if Martín isn’t that busy, takes them out if daddy needs a moment of quiet to sort some papers out, buys them sweets and trinkets and goes for the baby when he hears them crying as if they were his own child, etc. Martín starts trusting and relying more on him, starts being able to relax and rest a little. They are basically co-parenting and working as a team, they look very much like a married couple at this point.
This phase has a lot of sweet but confusing moments for both of them. Martín sees Luciano being so nice and patient with his kids and he definitely values it. On the other hand, Luciano likes kids so he’s fine playing with the baby on his free time and helping Martín, and he finds that he enjoys this new change of pace, the house feels less lonely and quiet. He likes the kids and he likes Martín.
Co-parenting with someone he is unknowingly crushing on makes Martín think back to his married life and how some of it resembles it - but with a new twist he can’t quite put a finger on. That’s what was missing in Martín’s previous marriages. He had lived under the same roof with his exes and they had both raised theirs kids but they hadn’t been a team they way Luciano and him are. He had been so disconnected from his previous partners, working on autopilot around them. But with Luciano is different – they talk about their day and last night’s match and anything and everything while they take care of the children, and it’s almost as if Martín felt drawn to Luciano. How could he not gravitate towards him when they are in the same room, how could he not search for his bright eyes, hang on every word of that sweet soft voice, tease and joke until he got to see his warm smile? He enjoys Luciano’s company in a way he had never enjoyed his exes’ before, or anyone’s for the matter. He’s in sync at such an unspoken level with him.
But he’s still very in denial so it’s not like he rationalizes all that, he just bottles down all the unshaped yearn day after day. Martín is oblivious to his feelings, still caught up in his “I’m hetero” jazz, but Luciano isn’t. He flirts and Martín flirts right back at him and Luciano gets all the signals that his advances are welcomed – he starts with harmless teasing that slowly escalates to real flirting. And Martín is quite receptive, totally going along with it. Martín is very much into Luciano without realising so, but Luciano realizes.
One quiet night, Martín is rocking his fussy toddler, walking around the living room trying to get them to sleep while also trying to read some important papers. Without a word, Luciano comes and takes the baby for him. Martín gets to sit on the couch and read the papers, but he instead hears as Luciano rocks his kid to sleep humming and pacing around the spare room. Once the baby is asleep, Luciano reappears in the living room and announces in a whisper and with a tired yet satisfied smile that he baby is asleep. Martín thanks him for taking over They have a little whispered chat and Martín is trying to find words to keep Luciano there a little longer before he disappears into his room. He doesn’t know why he wants Luciano’s company, why it feels wrong that they will part ways for the night. This weird yearning for things of a married life that he didn’t particularly care too much about before is confusing and doesn’t make much sense, Martín can’t put a name to the feeling.
Both are tired from the day but satisfied; it’s been a day of hard work but they did good, amazing even, they are getting so good at co-parenting. Luciano announces they have earned themselves some beers. Martín protests weakly, saying he needs to read his papers but Luciano tells him he needs a break and he’s right. So they hang on the couch drinking beer, a little closer than necessary, and they get to that tipsy edge that is not quite fully drunk and well they kiss.
Luciano has kissed many people before, but kissing Martín feels different. There are butterflies in his stomach and he feels like taking air after holding his breath for too long. He hadn’t realised how deeply he had been craving for this moment, it’s such an overtaking feeling he can’t ignore it no more, there is no denying how he feels for Martín. They deepen the kiss a little, enough for it to start getting hot, and Luciano being Luciano has a hard time keeping his hands to himself. He gets a little handsy and his hands travel south but Martín pulls back with a chuckle and announces he is not *that* drunk yet.
Luciano didn’t know of Martín’s self-proclaimed straightness and he is taken aback when he realizes they are not in the same page at all. With all the casual flirting they exchanged in this past months he had assumed Martín was bisexual. No hetero man is that comfortable shamelessly flirting with another man. They’ve been at it for months and it is so obvious they both are into each other it would never occurred to Luciano that Martín’s very blatant flirty is a “bromance”. Beside they didn’t drink that much, and hey no straight man makes out with a “bro” like that.
It is confusing and the moment is broken. Martín announces it’s late and that’s he’s going to bed and Luciano is left on the couch feeling very confused. He casually brings up the kiss next time he hangs with Manuela. She tells him she always suspected Martín was gay - she saw that coming the whole time. She says she’s glad to hear Martín is finally figuring that thing out, took him long enough, but then Luciano tells her about the No Homo rejection and she just rolls her eyes. Of course stupid Martín would be this dumb, she says.
But it is fine, Luciano decides it is ok. Martín is clearly confused and in denial but that is not Luciano’s problem. Luciano shoves his feelings back down again after that terrible no-homo rejection and tell himself it doesn’t affect him at all. He doesn’t care if Martín is confused and claims to be hetero, that’s on him, definitely doesn’t affect Luciano at all. Their flirting and that one kiss don’t have to mean anything, Luciano is used to casual affairs. He can move on, brush it off. It is not as if his heart is breaking a little but he is hiding it because he still wants to hang around Martín. So what that he adores his kids as if they were his own and wants Martín to continue living with him forever and maybe move from the couch to his room? What is Luciano supposed to do, healthily distance himself gradually? Hell no, everything is fine, Luciano is just getting things mixed up because they are sharing a house (never mind he didn’t feel like that about his last roommate).
Luciano’s natural response to heartache is to turn his bachelorness to 11 and just start dating around. He behaves when the kids come to spend the night, but when they are out of the picture Luciano can sleep wherever he likes. He doesn’t owe Martín explanations in the morning about where he spent the night. See, he’s getting around as he always did just fine. He is not love, it’s nothing, really. NOTHING.
Ironically, this is Luciano’s hard-partying what changes things between them. Martín starts to feel very annoyed with Luciano. When his kids are over, life is wonderful; Luciano helps him out and they are a team. They look after the kids and play games and have dinner and movie nights, it is all so fun and easy and sweet. But when the weekend is over and the kids are gone, Luciano is just never around and Martín knows he is out there having dates and getting laid while Martín drinks wine alone in the couch reading his divorce papers miserably. Knowing Luciano is out there messing around with other people makes his chest hurt and he doesn’t understand why. Martín can’t really sort out his feelings, which turns his pain into frustration. He is left with this discomfort he can’t recognise and doesn’t know what to do with and that ends up turning into saltiness and bitter.
This puts a strain in their relationship. Martín is colder and snappier and so very irritable when the kids aren’t around and Luciano is doing his partying and dating. He tries not to lash at Luciano since he knows whatever Luciano does is not his business, but Martín’s head runs hot and he is too bitter and salty. Luciano tries to blame how stingy and insufferable Martín has been lately on the divorce situation, he knows his kid’s custody is soon to be decided by the judge and tells himself Martín is in a difficult position and he is in all his right to be grumpy and sour.
One particularly hard day in which Martín is exhausted and very mad at the world and in which Luciano comes back home super late with no explanations leads to some vicious lashing out from Martín. They get to say a lot of stuff they’ve both been keeping, since it’s not like they talk about it like mature adults with good communication skills. It is a very confusing fight because Martín doesn’t really know what he is truly angry about so he doesn’t make much sense. And he *knows* he is not making much sense, but that doesn’t mean he can stop his mouth from running. He wears his heart in his sleeve, so even if his brain is screaming at him to please shut the fuck up he just can’t stop pouring his feelings out, letting all that frustration out by targeting Luciano. Luciano says that when he agreed to help with the kids he never agreed to be Martín’s stay-at-home wife. They are not married, he doesn’t owe Martín any shit. Furthermore, Luciano throws in his face that it’s not fair that Martín wants to keep him from dating and having fun while also not wanting to be with him in the first place. Which is kind of a backhanded confession, because Luciano is saying he is willing to be with Martín if Martín took him.
Martín doesn’t realise what Luciano just said, he focuses on all the negative and gets defensive. Which in Martín’s case is to get on the offensive and he just makes everything worst with his temper. The fight gets out of control and Luciano tells him to leave his home and spend the night at his parent’s place. That hits a raw nerve in Martín: this is a deja-vu from his divorce all over again. Martín leaves slamming the door but he doesn’t head back to his parents’ house. He needs some alone time to calm down and get his shit together. He gets in his car and just drives around the city, hits a bar and has some drinks. Sleeps in the car.
The two get some time away from each other after that.
The decision over the custody of Martín’s kid happens during this period of time in which they are not speaking to each other. Martín is a pile of nerves and anxiety because he knows his chances aren’t the best. He feels hopeless and realizes he wishes Luciano was there at his side. They haven’t spoken since their fight, Martín hasn’t reached back of shame and guilt and self-pity; He knows this is on him, it’s the same story over again, when will he learn, why does he keep ruining things? He ruined his first marriage, then another marriage, and now his “friendship” with Luciano which he has started to realise it was not just friendship. In the last days, he has found himself thinking of the kiss and every warm moment they spent together. He can’t stop thinking of him, his jokes, his smile, his laughter, his lips. And his words admitting he would have chosen Martín if Martin had chosen him back… Martín finally realises he has feelings for Luciano and it is such a bad timing because Luciano is gone and probably doesn’t want to have anything to do with him and anyways Martín should be focusing in his child and in the trial and why is life so hard, when will Martín catch a break, when will he get his shit together?
Meanwhile, Luciano is mad and miserable and worried and a pile of nerves as well. He doesn’t reach out because he is hurt and angry, yes, but he also knows Martín is busy and has to keep his head in the game. The kids come first, right? Luciano shouldnt bother him. He was helpful but that is it, he can’t let himself become a distraction. Martín never was serious about him anyways, Luciano only ever was a “drunk” hook-up. He got way too involved in this family, he should distance himself. This little family is not his to claim, Martín and the children will be out of his life once the trial is over, that was the deal, but Luciano will miss them so much it is kinda hard to breath.
Despite everything, Luciano is still very much rooting for Martín, he wants him to win the trial. He knows very well that the decision is coming and despite his anger he is worried about him. Fight aside, he really wants Martín to get the shared the custody of his kid, he knows how much he wanted it and how little his chances are to get it. Luciano swallows his pride, anger and insecurities and the day of the decision he waits outside the courtroom, frowning to himself and being very mad and miserable about being here because stupid Martín doesn’t deserve his support and he feels stupid being here for him when Martín clearly doesn’t want him but he’s hopelessly in love and cares deeply even if he’s mad, which honestly makes him even more mad.
The session is finally over and Martín comes out with his head down and looking completely beaten. He didn’t get shared custody, to no one’s surprise. His life is a mess, he is in no condition to take his kid in. As Martín steps out of the courtroom, he looks up and sees Luciano - and that is what Martín needed. Martín needs a shoulder to lay on, and he has been thinking about Luciano for days and maybe he is not sure about his sexuality anymore but he is so very sure of his feelings, he knows he loves Luciano with all his heart, and Luciano is here for him. He might be angry and glaring sourly at Martín, but he came. He cares, and Martín goes to him and hugs him very tightly and starts sobbing. He lost the trial, his life still is a mess and he is miserable. But at least Luciano is here.
Luciano holds him and lets him cry on his shoulder for as long as he needs. He tries to be optimistic for him; not all is lost, he says, he’ll still see his kid on the weekends and he’ll make the best of their time together. Martín sniffs and says he’s glad Luciano is here and that he doesn’t want to be away from him ever again. He confesses he is confused about himself, but not about his feelings for Luciano. He wants Luciano and he hopes Luciano still wants him back. Luciano holds him closer and gives him a little sweet smile. He says he never stopped wanting Martín and that they can figure it out together with time.
Figuring out his sexuality (or starting to) is the first step for Martín to get his shit together. This information sheds a new light on why his previous relationships didn’t work; his clueless denial ties in his general behaviour of not admitting things as they are. His bad marriages, bad divorces, bad relationship with his second ex-wife, it all makes much more sense when he figures out he is not straight. Martín has found a loving partner in Luciano, who helps him understand that married life could be much better than he had thought it had to be, so much better than what he did with his exes. He is finally in the right path, even if there’s still a lot to fix.
Martín being queer re-contextualizes his disinterest in his second sex-wife, and so she now understands a little better. It doesn’t fix their terrible marriage, but it makes her far less hostile. They get close to the civil point he is at with Manuela, which makes life so much easier for everyone since they do share a child.
Now that Martín can stop obsessing over making a good impression for a judge, he focuses on genuinely working on getting his shit together. No more quick fixes, he is doing things right now. He starts by selling his beloved Torino and most of his books. It hurts, but he is trying to get his priorities straight; his old car was too high-maintenance and he doesn’t have any room for his books. Most important, he needs money. These are the sacrifices that need to be made so he can become a better father.
He eventually moves out of his parent’s house, but he doesn’t move in with Luciano. Martín doesn’t want to rush it the way he did with his two other marriages, even if he’s sure about Luciano in a way he never was before. He wants to make things right, for Luciano, for the kids, for himself. They agree to go slow, maybe move in together in a few years. For now, Martín gets his own place by renting a little apartment. It is not big and gets crowded very easily and it is not perfect, but life seldom is. The important part here is that Martín is finally working to do better, and that he has found a man he loves and who loves him back and they are making it work between them.
#brarg#latin hetalia#divorce au#brarg brainstorming clean cut#pic by Watoker Derrick Okello in Unsplash
7 notes
·
View notes
Text
Feels Like I’m Cheating On You
My Masterlist
Taglist Form
Pairing: Bakugou x Female Reader
Genre: Angst, Fluff (Sorry, I can’t write an Angst without a Fluff, my heart couldn’t take it)
Warning: Slight KiriBaku (No, Kiri and Baku didn’t like each other here, they’re just bros here!), and Heartbroken Izuku (Not physically, but because that he realized that Y/N didn’t love him in a romantical way), Yelling, Cussing, no censor at the bad words, Couple Fight, Broke up, Suicidal attempts.
Word Count: 2102 Words
About Y/N
Name: Y/N Shinsou
Quirk: Time Manipulation, she could make thing grow older, or younger. It’s also working to living thing, human it’s not an exception so she could heal them, or herself. She also can fix broken thing. She also can make time go to yesterday, or tomorrow, but of course, she cant make people forget about what happened about today just because she reverse the time. She could time teleport, but she can do it just for 4 hours, if more than it, her nose and mouth will started to bleed, and she will feel a very painful dizziness.
Related to: Hitoshi Shinsou (Cousin from F/N’s twin), Todoroki Shoto (Cousin from M/N’s cousin, Rei) and All Might (Uncle from M/N)
Get into U.A. by: Recommendation
Childhood friend of Midoriya and Bakugou
Height: 5'7 (170 cm)
Hobby: Creating songs, play music. Yea, she get along with Jirou very well
Y/N’s POV
Huft, who knows that working at Sir Nighteye’s agency will be this tiring. Saving Eri… Poor girl, she have to be an experiment tool since her childhood. I want to tell Katsuki, Hitoshi or Shoto but we have to keep this secret…
“Shinsou-san!” Iida called me.
“Yes Iida-kun?”
“Can you give this to Aizawa-sensei? If the Class Rep can’t doing his job, of course the Class Deputy is going to do that right?”
I sighed. Who the hell voted me? I didn’t asked to be voted, why do they vote me? There’s Momo that more responsible, I want to hand this job to her, but I realized this will be good for be a leader experience.
I nodded than take the documents.
“Arigatou Shinsou-san!”
“Ah, Douita! Well, gotta go”
After I gave the document, I walked to my dorm, but…
“Y/N!!!” Mina hugged me; she’s shaking.
“Yes, Mina?”
“C-can you help me?” She asked
“About-?”
“I just spill Uraraka’s juice!”
“Uraraka’s? Oh shit, you’re really messed up” I replied, while she dragged me into Momo’s room. I saw Momo shaking, and I look at the juice bottle.
Oh, Momo didn’t know where to buy that juice isn’t she?
I touched the juice and the bottle, then the juice is getting inside the bottle, that are floating. After the juices get all in, the bottle is already on the table.
“Thank you, Y/N!” Momo bowed.
“Hey no problem! Quit that bowing shit!”
“I don’t know how to say thanks, so take this!” Momo started to create something. And when its done, she gave me an… ENERGY BAR? She’s really a ‘Class’s Mom’, I wonder why they didn’t chosen her.
“Thanks, Momo” I walked into my dorm room, take a bath, then I get down waiting for dinner.
“Y/N-Chan, what do you think Lunch Rush’s Chef will cook for us?” Asked Izuku
“I dunno, what I know is I’m hungry, and I just wanna eat” I replied
Izuku chuckled, I’m the only girl that he can talk with normally, cuz he always got all flustered with other girls.
*Bruk*
Kaminari accidentally dropped a mug full of hot tea at my lap.
“WHAT THE FUCK?!” I yelled at Kaminari, seriously?
“I’M SORRY!” Kaminari apologized, while he’s trying to clean the mess.
“Huft, no need to clean this, I reverse this thing’s time” I started to see the mug is go to Kaminari’s hand, when the tea is get into the mug, and my baggy pants started to dry.
-After eating-
What a terrible day. I get into my room; I look at my messy room. Ugh, I’mma clean this room. After I cleaned the room, maybe it takes 15-30 Minutes to clean my mess. I was going to sat at my bed and then…
*Kreet*
Katsuki… I hope he wont make me mad, today is the worst, don’t make it even worser. I look at Katsuki, he look bruised here and there.
“Welcome back, How’s training?” I asked.
“Shitty”
“Oh my, you’re bruised here and there!” I started to take a med kit.
“Shut up” He glared.
“What-?”
“I SAID, SHUT THE FUCK UP!” He yelled.
“I only commented! Let me heal y- “He stitched his hand from me.
“Don’t touch me”
I inhaled.
“I’M JUST WORRIED, OKAY? I’M JUST GOING TO HEAL YOU, WHY DID YOU ALWAYS TAKE IT WITH EGO?!” I yelled.
Katsuki glared daggers at me, his eyes widened, explosion started to form.
I’m really pissed and disappointed right now, because of that, tears started to rush down from my eyes.
“Get out, WE ARE OVER!”
Katsuki’s eyes started to look disappointed, why? I don’t know. “Did you just broke up with me?”
“Yea”
“Goodbye…”
“Goodbye… Bakugou”
Bakugou stomped away from my room.
Bakugou’s POV
I started to make explosion using my hand, Y/N looked at me with a disappointed look, tears started to form at her eyes. My expression softened.
“Get out, WE ARE OVER!” She yelled.
My eyes widen, my expression hardened.
“Did you just broke up with me?”
“Yea”
“Goodbye…”
“Goodbye… Bakugou”
My heart is broken into pieces, even maybe her quirk couldn’t fix it.
I stomped away from her room, little that she know, I started crying after I get out from her room.
I get into my room, there’s Pinky, Earphone, Soy-Face, Dunce-Face, and Shitty Hair.
“We heard you and Shinsou’s yells. So, you two broken up?” Dunce Face spoke up.
“You should’ve known that she has a bad day, she’s a lil grumpy today. Ofc some of us haven’t noticed, because it’s just a little. She couldn’t stop swearing or mumbling under her breath” Earphone added.
“But Bakugou, I’m sure you two will make up again” Soy face assured.
“I don’t think so- “Pinky mumbled. I choose to ignore it
“Bakubro, if you need a shoulder to cry, you have us!” Shitty Hair grinned with his stupid grin.
I walked to him and cries, and the rest of them started to hugging us.
But why it feels like I’m cheating on Y/N? I’m just hugging Shitty Hair; we even didn’t have any romantic relationship…
Izuku’s POV
Broke up? Kacchan and Y/N?
I don’t know I should be happy or sad…
I liked her since childhood…
Flashback
“Are you alright?” I asked to Kacchan.
“DEKUUU!” Kacchan’s face started to redden because of anger, and he explode my face, hopefully he didn’t draws any blood there.
“Kacchan! What the hell is wrong with you?” Y/N ran to me and Kacchan. She used her quirk to heal me.
“Why did you even be friend with a quirkless useless loser like him?!” Kacchan replied.
“A quirkless people isn’t useless! God is create all of this, and all of them is not useless! His dream is to be a hero, but hero is not as simple as have a cool quirk and fight villains! Our parents is our hero, even if their job isn’t a hero! Even if our parents is a villain, they brought us here! To the world! Even if Izuku is just a Quirkless Useless Loser, I rather be friend with him than with a Quirky Mean Bully like you!” She defended me.
Flashback End
She also preventing me from suicide.
Flashback
Kacchan walked away with his gank, there’s only me and Y/N left in the classroom. I stared blankly to the window. I walked and thinking about Kacchan’s ‘advice’. I climbed to stand at the window, my feet is going to step forward but-
“IZUKU DON’T!” Y/N pulled me inside the classroom.
“Why do you care?” I asked.
“You’re my only bestfriend, Izu! If you committed suicide, you’ll leave me here! Don’t, don’t do it just because that Meanie Pomeranian said so!” She cried.
“Sorry” I hugged her.
Flashback End
When she said that I can be a hero to All Might
Flashback
“He can be a hero! C’mon Uncle! If you can, why he can’t?”
“Y/N- “All Might looked at Y/N. Wait, he knew Y/N’s name?
“It’s his dream since childhood you know?!”
Flashback End
Maybe I should visit her now-? Or tomorrow? Maybe tomorrow, she hated when someone came at her when she’s absolutely pissed, the only person she’d let to interacting with her is only Todoroki-kun and Shinsou-kun.
Y/N’s POV
After Bakugou left my room, I jumped to my bed then cried…
*Knock knock*
“Get in” I answered.
I saw Shoto and Hitoshi came in, Hitoshi hugged me.
“It’s okay, you don’t need to question how can I came here.” Hitoshi smiled, I hugged him back. I looked at Shoto, he’s only looked at his hand, then hugged me too.
Shoto’s POV
I heard Y/N and Bakugou argued, they never been like this before. And when I heard Y/N’s sobs, I call Shinsou, even if my room is next to her room, I still can’t make people feels better.
“Hello Shinsou?”
“Oh, it’s you, what happen to Y/N?” Shinsou asked.
“How did you know it’s about her?”
“C’mon, it’s obvious. You wouldn’t need me if it’s not ‘bout Y/N.” He chuckled.
“Bakugou and Y/N broke up, I heard her sobs”
“What!? That rude bastard… Since I first met him in front of your class, I already know that he’s the worst! And when I found out that he’s dating Y/N, I already have a bad feeling!” Shinsou started to cuss. Shinsou is very protective about Y/N, not mentioning that I’m protective either.
“Open the front dorm door” Shinsou said.
“Since when you already there?! Ok wait!” I’m surprised, he’s fast.
I walked too 1st Floor, there I saw Iida and Yaoyorozu looked at the door, looking suspicious.
“Oh Todoroki-kun! I’m glad you’re here! I’m kinda suspicious, someone knocked the door! It’s not normal for Aizawa-sensei too go to our dorm at night!” Iida explained.
“No need to be suspicious, it’s just Shinsou” I replied.
“Shinsou-kun? Oh… Yea I understand”
I opened the door, Shinsou stomped in, ignoring Iida and Yaoyorozu.
Next Day
Y/N’s POV
I use my U.A. Uniform, take my suitcase (Hero Suitcase, y’know, that one if we open the suitcase, there’s the hero costume), and I go to the first floor, waiting for Izuku, Kirishima, Uraraka and Tsu.
“Oi Shinsou!” Kirishima called.
“Yeah?”
“Take this” He gave me an energy bar.
“Woah thanks”
“No problem, we have no time to take breakfast after all” He grinned with a sharky tooth grin.
“Guys let’s go!” Uraraka run at us, followed by Izuku and Tsu.
We have a meeting with heroes, plus Aizawa-sensei, after that Izuku asked something to me.
“Umm… Y/N, I have something to say” Izuku’s face redden immediately.
“Okay, what it’s about?” I asked, confused.
“I heard, you and Kacchan broke up yesterday, I’m sorry! I just wanna tell you that I already have feelings for you since childhood! Please date me! I know, it’s like I’m using the situation, but when I wanna confess to you, Kacchan and you already dating! I know you didn’t like me in that way, but please give me a chance!” Izuku’s face being as red as Kirishima’s hair.
I don’t know what makes me give him a chance…
“Okay Izu, I gave you the chance” I answered.
“Really? Thank you!” Izuku hugged me.
but I didn’t know that Kirishima is watching us.
Izuku grab my hand and walked home, I mean to the dorms.
But when he grab my hand its feels like I’m cheating on Bakugou
Everytime Izuku and I talk, my mind is always thinking about Bakugou… Yea I know… I’m still in love with him but I cant handle his anger anymore, I’m DONE. After saving Eri and U.A. School Festival, I write a song script, and then I take my guitar and stated to sing.
“It started with a kiss
On our dorm’s couch
2012 was nothing serious
And then we caught the feels
It got really real
Too good to be true
I guess I thought you was, yeah”
I sighed, then continued
“Why did I run away, run away, run away?
Oh, your love was everything, everything, everything
I know it's gettin' late, gettin' late, gettin' late
But can I still be on my way, on my way? Yeah~?”
I sobbed
“I know I said, ‘Goodbye’, and, baby, you said it too…
But when I touch him, I feel like I'm cheating on you
I thought that I'd be better when I found someone new
But when I touch him, I feel like I'm cheating on you”
Katsuki, do you feel this too?
“Baby, now, oh, cheating on you
Baby, now
But when I touch him, I feel like I'm cheating on you”
I stopped, because Izuku opened my door.
“Y/N… you know, I already think about this…” Izuku’s voice sounded sad.
“About?”
“I realized that you still loved Kacchan, and Kacchan is always glanced at you, but not with a hateful expression, but missing someone expression.” Izuku started.
“So, I think we should broke up, I didn’t want to hurt myself more seeing this. I’ll try move on and make you two together” He grinned, but his eyes is not smiling.
“I’m sorry Izuku, I’m sorry for trying to use you as tool to get over my love for Bakugou!” I cried.
“It’s okay Y/N-san, love can’t be forced”
“So, you’re still in love with me huh?” I heard a familiar voice, I looked at the door.
“B-Bakugou?”
“Dumbass” He muttered, than hugged me.
“I’m also still in love with you”
“B-“
“Katsuki, now, we’re dating again, right?”
I nodded. I forgot that Izuku is still here, watching me and Katsuki with a heartbroken look.
ⓒ Creative Commons (CC) Attribution
#izuku angst#bakugou fluff#bakugou angst#bakugou x reader#bakugou x fem!reader#shinsou hitoshi#todoroki shōto#sir nighteye#all might#mina ashido#kyouka jirou#cheating on you#bnha fanfiction#bnha x fem!reader#bnha x reader#iida tenya#yaoyorozu momo#uraraka ochako#izuku midoriya#bakugou katsuki#kaminari denki#kirishima eijirou#fluff#angst#bnha angst#bnha fluff#mha angst#mha fluff
189 notes
·
View notes
Last Seen Blogs
aduageo
Em
tube-thoughts-blog
Untitled
mzgjjnpb-blog
Insurance
markbymarkshopping
Mark by Mark
mpreghotties
Male Vore Stories