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captainsaltypear · 5 months

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IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR

#hazbin hotel #huskerdust #hazbin husker #hazbin angel dust #hazbin angeldust #angeldust #husker #hazbin husk #look man im all for overlord husk but EXCUSE ME????????#WHERE DID THIS COME FROM #I LITERALLY YELLED W H A T AT MY COMPUTER SCREEN WHEN HE SAID THIS #I KNEW HUSK WAS STRONGER THAN HE LET ON BUT AN OVERLORD???????#GURL??????????#DAMN SON #THIS new piece of information caught me so offguard that i was still reeling from it even after the emotional bomb that was loser baby #anyways huskerdust truthers how are we feeling #HOW DOES VICTORY FEEL #NO LONGER CRACKSHIP BROTHERS #WE'RE REAL #AND IM FEELING SO GOOD ABOUT IT #anwyways im doing very emotionally good how are you guys #im...gonna put a hiatus my own personal webcomic to cry over this for the next 6 months #girls help #keith david...........im so sorry i ever doubted you he ATE THAT UPPPP #hazbin hotel spoilers #pear post #scheeze art

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unwri-ten · 2 months

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Old habits die hard

#I like drawing Narinder as the loser #he is one lets be real #teniseeart #ten's cotl shenanigans #cotl #cult of the lamb #cotl sona #self insert #self insert x canon

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fairuzfan · 6 months

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We need more memes to respond to zionists like kungpow penis but for Palestine

#we need to shame these losers like for real #the one anime girl image is good

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unstabull · 11 months

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it feels so embarrassing that i cant even afford to get me and my sister a coffee like she does so much for me and i cant even get her a fuckin coffee smh im almost 28 for fucks sake

#loser for real #dont befriend me i have 0 to offer #mentally ill #disabled #in need of a hug

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cryptidinlaw · 4 months

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Huskerdust text posts

#huskerdust text post #huskerdust #husker #angel dust #angel #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel text post #hazbin husk #hazbin angel dust #text post #they have the best dynamic #these two idiots #i love them so much #hazbin hotel may have become my personality #i don't regret it #loser baby has been looping in my brain for the past few days #and god damn its good #the brainrot is real

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cupcakeinat0r · 4 months

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A Nerdy middle-aged loser Miguel w a dad bod who teaches your genetics class.

He has a huge crush on you even though he knows he shouldn’t but how tf couldn’t he????

With the way you always walk in a minute or two late, making the whole class look at you as you strut in with your quiet “so sorry!” and your cute little outfits that show off the best parts of your body.

Miguel’s eyes would follow you and the way you set down your bag, whipping out your computer, ready to absorb all the knowledge that Prof. O’Hara has to offer like a sponge. He usually has to stand behind his podium because watching you hang onto every single one of his words with those parted, glossy lips and curious eyes made him embarrassingly hard.

Or the way you took notes, your cute little organization of colors and annotations. Your kindness in giving notes to your peers because you wanted to see everyone succeed. Even though you may not have looked like it, you were a smarty pants, too. And he found that extremely hot.

During his lecture, he’ll sometimes catch you applying lip gloss or fixing your hair in your compact mirror and think to himself how gorgeous you are and how lucky your boyfriend that you totally already have is.

Cuz there’s no way he could pull someone like you. Those days are over for him. Plus, you were way out of his league.

But he can’t help but have a sliver of hope every time you leave class with an adorable smile and small wave.

“Thank you so much, Professor O’Hara! Great class today!!”, your praise never ceasing to make him slightly flustered on the inside.

Before you, he totally fucked his own hand like everyday. He’s a lonesome man. But now that you were in his life? That man goes home everyday, imagining his had is your luscious, tight cunt, replaying your cute voice in his head over and over again.

What he has no idea is that his praise has the same effect on you.

Anytime you had a question or were worried that you weren’t understanding a concept, Miguel would comfort you, with the most gentle words and voice.

He was such a cute man. It’d be so easy to praise him and baby him, telling him he’s sooo smart and such a good teacher.

His well-kept black hair w tiny hints of gray throughout, his black rimmed square glasses, his little cashmere sweater + button up combos that hugged around his broad chest, enormous biceps, and pudgy belly. He was sooo dreamy. He made it so hard to focus.

You’d go up to his desk after class needing clarification on a topic. He’d tell you to sit down, eager to help you with the class (or anything ever, he’d do anything for you if it meant keeping you).

His cologne would fill your nose as he bends over the table, a strand of hair falling on his forehead, pushing his glass up his nose as he towers over you as he explains what ever it was you were confused about.

It never helped because you never caught a single word. You were too busy imagining his soft stomach rubbing against your back as he bends you over the table, plowing you while saying those sweet words of encouragement into your ear.

And those veiny, hairy arms and hands wrapped around your waist as he bounces you on his fat cock, making those adorable glasses of his fog up.

“Don’t worry, sweetie, you’re doing great, as always.”

“Don’t be so hard on yourself, sweetheart.”

“I know, mama, It’s a hard concept to grasp, but you’ll get it. I know it.”

It made you scream on the inside. You wanted so badly to be a good student for him so that he could talk to you this way every single class.

Pt.2 here!

Want more DadBod!Miguel ? Here’s my master list, bae!!

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ineffable-aaaaaaaaaa · 8 months

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mooooooore ineffable wiiiiiives

#ineffable husbands #ineffable wives #god they’re so in love #good omens #can you imagine if crowley was this cool in real life?#they’d have been together chapter one #unfortunately she is actually a giant loser #so is aziraphale though that’s why they’re made for each other #my art #crowley #aziraphale

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dollopheadsandclotpoles · 2 months

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Sure, Jan

#mine #blue eye samurai #bes taigen #bes mizu #taigen x mizu #mizu x taigen #bes #taimizu #he really is reincarnated Shang for REAL #He's Shang if Shang was more of a loser hdjfkghd #their dynamic is truly braime meets shang/mulan and I'm obsessed #also that part where they're like... awkwardly complimenting each other's fighting styles was sooo 'you fight good' ya know

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frogchiro · 4 months

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frogggg!!! muah!

…just imagining sleazy neighbor! or butcher! ghost’s balls… balls in mouf… balls balls balllssss hehehehe

bet he’s super sensitive too. cums the second you wrap your mouth around them 🥺👉👈

Sleazy neighbour!Ghost would literally die and ascend if you ever wrapped your delicious little mouth around his fat, heavy, musky balls :((

He's much more sensitive than you'd have thought in general, but maybe it's just that he's touch starved for any sort of soft attention, especially from you </3 Simon can keep up the tough, sleazy appearance all he wants but truth is he's a desperate looser who drools over you and will fap until his cock aches if he ever 'accidentally' mixed your laundry up in the communal laundry room and just so happened to grab your pretty pastel pink frilly panties with a bow which he soils almost immediately with his nasty, thick seed :((

But if your relationship finally progresses enough that you shyly slide your mouth down his cock and to his balls where you oh so sweetly pay extra attention and suck on them? You are honestly a bit baffled at the sudden twitch of Si's hips and in his balls as he's suddenly cumming so hard he almost blacked out, his thick sperm shooting out as he keeps cumming, moaning way louder than you anticipated and urged you between moans to please continue sucking on his twitching balls, please allow him to feel this pleasure longer :((

#kin speaks #asks #interactions #he's a real proper loser </3 #sleazy neighbour!ghost #cod x reader #cod mw x reader #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #simon ghost riley #simon riley cod #simon riley

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kkbardd · 6 months

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Reverse Nerd!AU in which Asuka is a fictional character and Rei is a diehard weeb who makes her their entire personality

#asurei #girlfailure rei realness #now all I need to do is make each AU meet each other #<- world-shattering implications #their tamagotchi keeps dying bc rei can never take care of it #they self insert themselves as shinji when watching #not cuz they relate to him but bc asuka beats him up #rei also thinks all other nge fans are complete losers except them & doesnt interact w the fandom besides hate-reading OOC asuka fics #I can’t believe this took me 5 months to finish oh my god #college is a scary thing #nge #neon genesis evangelion #eva #rei ayanami #ayanami rei #evangelion #asuka #asuka langley #asuka langley soryu

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dismas-n-dismay · 15 days

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I'm not fucking joking when I tell you I saw this panel and literally started sobbing and crying over seeing my babygirl buying chocolate with just fucking quarters. This is the people's jason todd for real, thank you Juni Ba

#actually was just squeaking and squaking over this like oh my god real jason rep #gotta make him a loser boy flag or pfp #love when my bbg is a boyfailure whos just trying to do right #bro has no equipment and risks his life everyday because hes emo and has trauma /hj #if he doesnt get a hug from bruce by the end of this and a new pair of clothes ill cry #pls give me a fic w this version of jay getting hugs and love from his bros #bro looks like he has one pair of clothes he can actually stand to wear with his autism #and he never takes that mask off even if it kills him #i know his hair is matted #boy wonder dc #boy wonder #dc comics #jason todd #red hood #dc black label #barking and woofing and waughing #jason todd kinnie #red hood kinnie #batfam #batfamily #batman #batman comics #batman jason todd #damian wayne #damian al ghul #damian wayne al ghul #jason todd wayne #boy wonder preview #scruffy jason todd #loser boy jason todd

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mysticaf · 1 month

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Praying? Now? Are you serious? Get over yourself.

#fucking loser #rage art #SHOUTOUT TO THE INCOMPETENT GUYS AT MY WORKPLACE #FUCK YOU AND I HOPE YOU GET FIRED #elevator hitch #elevator hitch fanart #elevator hitch protag #vent #my art #pov ur the innocent bystanders watching me murder my opps (aforementioned guys)#teehee #He isn’t real

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nyxi-pixie · 3 months

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i think the funniest thing abt skk is just. the contrast to whats going on w everyone else this arc😭😭😭 sskk have been going angstcrazy doing the real 'no this isnt you' dramatics and struggling. fkfk old man yaoi are experiencing the horrors of being doomed. teruko is having a Time and A Half. sigmas like half dead on the floor. kolyas sobbing over his seemingly dead bf. and fyodor is. fyodor.

and then skk are fcking around w vampire roleplay, chuuyas complaining abt mori getting his fake fangs stuck, and theyre throwing some poor guy up and down 15 times to 'wake him up'. like.

#soukoku my stupids.#my dumbass losers #my very real best friends #soukoku #bsd chapter 113 #bsd spoilers

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cadriox · 14 days

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Now kiss

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #chilaios #chilchuck tims #my fav alcoholic 50yo with 3 daughters loser #chilchuck #laios touden #my fav freak #laichil #chilai #whatever the ship name #to me they’re that hamster on a banana.png ship #YAOI HAND ON SMALL NECK CAN BE CANON AND VERY REAL #yes #thank u author

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kawareo · 2 months

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Big fans of how unsubtle Bhaalists are tbh. Like yes this is Euthanasia Kyle he dresses in Evil robes and uses blades of Evil and his main magic attack is called Murder of Crows which just summons a literal murder of crows that peck at you

#that last one is real btw #in the game and everything #theyre so funny my beloved cringe losers who also kill very well #the conversation between the two where one iis angry at the other for thinking “obvious cult robes' are a good way to hide in plain sight #that shit crops my weeds so hard #bg3 #bhaalist #cult of bhaal

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charlie-artlie · 2 months

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Yeah…..

#transformers #first aid #vortex #texaid #arts #im sorry ill draw real things again someday #but the idea of vortex being aids unemployed dom was too funny to me #the combaticons in their loser arc are so important to me

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