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allisoooon · 2 years

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What are your thoughts on Viktors arc this season? I'm having a hard time figuring out what the show is doing with him this season. At the start he transitions , becomes more confident and threatens Marcus in a way that shows he's not cowed by his powers or concerned about accidentally fucking up again Then I guess the whole Harlan thing goes down he loses all confidence and he becomes a guy that mopes around saying "aw shucks guys let's not fight"? It seems kinda unbalanced, like if they just wanted to have him try to be confident and then be shot down, they could have done it without threatening annihilation being his one moment of confidence??? As it stands he goes from that, to like a mopey sad teenager.

And that weird Five conversation, talking about becoming a villian which I get in theory but seems aggressive on Fives part when the Show failed to have him talk to Allison in any meaningful way when he has to to know she wanted to undo this timeline even when they all thought it was stable. I'm not Viktor's biggest fan to begin with but I can't tell if we're supposed to be offended on Viktors part that five would make him the subject of that convo OR see it as foreshadowing that Viktor is going to go down a darker path (which I always thought he would, based on the comics and all the resentment from S1 but the show has failed to deliver on) OR see it as a failure on Fives part, that he was focused in the wrong direction?? OR foreshadowing five doing exactly what he's warning Viktor not to (all the commission stuff?)

The Marcus convo and Five convo could kinda hint at Viktor going darker, but literally everything else failed to do so.

I loved Viktor's arc this season. It was about him figuring out that having a place in the family doesn't just mean his family is there for him--it means he needs to be there for his family.

The problem from the beginning wasn't his confidence or lack of it. That wasn't what his arc was about. It was that he kept doing things without consulting anyone. He was above the rest of the family and could go rogue or follow the rules as it suited him. This was also a problem Five had in previous seasons, and it pretty much always fucked shit up when he went rogue. Therefore, Five was the perfect person to talk to him about this.

(He did not talk to Allison because...he didn't talk to Allison. Lila did. And honestly, by that point, it wouldn't have done any good for him to talk to her. Allison did not need to be lectured--she needed to calm down. That's why all the pestering her to forgive Viktor was always going to be fruitless. She needed time.)

I don't think we're foreshadowing with this scene, nor are we supposed to be offended. Viktor has slipped back into a victim mentality and coddling him to try to keep him from rage-ending the world again has only led to him being enabled by his own family. He needed to hear the hard truth, and honestly, it was awesome. White AFABs are always treated like they are more fragile than other people. That's insulting as fuck. We're not. We can take painful truths--we're just not used to doing so. It's a shock to the system and we get defensive at first, but if we push past that, we're fine. It's up to us to push past that, calm down, and see the logic and nonjudgmentally assess it for what applies to us. It's not someone else's responsibility to keep us from getting hurt feelings while telling us we hurt their feelings. Viktor is a grown-ass man, and he needs to recognize that he's not the main character. He's an equal member of the family, for better or worse. And the reality is, he's stronger than he thinks. He doesn't need their pity or their kid gloves. It's just holding him back.

People have an expectation for Allison to always be there for the other characters without once getting resentful if they aren't there for her. Viktor's fight with her showed how toxic a role that has been for Allison all along, and that she isn't going to play it anymore. Obviously, Allison takes it too far with her powers and her comment about the basement, but like...that's out of character for her. Her brain stem and limbic system are overloaded from the PTSD, so she's doing things that aren't ordinarily a problem for her. It's very much a persistent problem for Viktor to do what he wants without expecting repercussion, and that is what Five was addressing.

This culminates in the ending, where he powers down and trusts the person he hurt the most with his lack of trust. Just before that, Allison trusted him with the truth--she made a bad deal and she's in over her head. In previous seasons, it was major growth for Viktor to ask for help and for the others to give it. Now, the growth is in Allison asking for help (instead of insisting it's fine, she's fine, it's totally fine) and Viktor giving it without needing an explanation.

And that's gorgeous. I love how in 3.09, we have a bunch of characters who think they're okay with dying. Then, one of them actually dies, and they realize they weren't so okay with it. In facing death, they all start showing a genuine side of themselves they'd been battling all along. Allison drops her resentment and distrust of Viktor while the Guardian is trying to kill them in the bathroom, Viktor powers down so Allison can press the button, Klaus loses all motivation and has to be pestered out of the Void, Five realizes he's not so okay with letting his family die after all, Diego caves in to his fear that he won't be able to protect his family, Lila gets to actually protect her family, Ben becomes a team player instead of just wishing he could be one, Luther takes a step out of his domestic mindset and becomes a hero again, and Sloane reminds you to Beware the Nice Ones. In the face of death, they drop so many pretenses. For Allison and Viktor, that includes the pretense that they don't care about each other. And for Viktor, I think, the pretense that he couldn't rely on his family. I think this season, he was clinging to so many old habits, he forgot trust is an action, not an emotion.

#tua meta #the umbrella academy #viktor hargreeves #allison hargreeves #five hargreeves #ask answered

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jennrypan · 2 years

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You see Lila couldve been super interesting if she had a reason to do what she does or if othr characters werent drastically made dumb in her presence without any explanation on why that is.

Like Lilas appearance bought forth the most ANNOYING fucking salty tropes in this fandom. The marinette x literally everyone in the universe trope, the racist ass trope of Alya being an aggressive attack dog, Chloe replacing Alya as Marinette best friend, destroying the batfamily tag with this batfam x marinette shit, Saltinette in general, Adrien and the class being demonized for daring to have a different opinion/way of approach than Marinette.

And Lila only played a major role in like..three episodes before immediately becoming an after thought. For all this annoying and boring salt fics youd think she was a LOT more threatening and important than she is but no.

Lila couldve been interesting,couldve been a rival to Alya or Adrien, maybe have her show some emotion besides trying to make a 14 year old seem more evil than a literal terrorist whos trying to harm children cuz his wife croaked. Show Lila actually being friends with people, give them a reason to actually like her, give her a motivation besides just strictly being needlessly petty cuz Ladybug was mean to her like..once.

Or if she doesnt like Ladybug maybe just play it as a goof like she hates Ladybug because shes childish but no one takes it serious and she isnt trying to harm people cuz theres no WAY a child is more evil than a whole ass man whos fully aware of the consequences (this show likes to demonize the kids a lot more than the wicked ass adults but anyways.)

Just..lord Lila irks me cuz she let loose a whole issue and shes barely in most episodes and no one seems to be effected by her existence besides Marinette and Adrien its weird. At least with Chloe every character acknowledges her when shes on screen, talks about her, engages with her every so often.

#lila rossi #j.p speaks #miraculous fandom salt #miraculous ladybug #i think class salt adrien salt ESPECIALLY ALYA SALT is stupid #stop making the black girl into a fucking aggressive bully so you can replace her with a white girl yall aint slick #i love chloe but id NEVER make her replace Alya fucks wrong with yall #alya cesaire #adrien agreste #class sugar #alya deserves better #akuma class deserves better

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unsleepingtales · 8 months

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Burrow's End Episode 2 Reactions!

Ok so I watched this spread out over last night and this morning and now I'm in a Great mood for class! This episode was so good though. Really really truly this is wonderful and I love this season.

She thought they would have greater numbers?? Aabria you’re the one who wrote it what do you mean

Erika’s character look is so cool

Electricity?

That is what mothers are like yeah.

I don’t know about every stoat in the world being able to harness lightning magic but sure okay

This line of thinking from Tula feels very in line with what Brennan’s talked about in the past of it always being valuable for someone to have basic needs in mind, and it making everything easier and more enjoyable when those things are considered first.

Oooh paladin things!

This season is going to fuck me up incredibly badly and it’s not even going to be the sad shit it’s just going to be the parent/child interactions.

It hurts to be awake because it’s all I ever think about and there are no answers. So real.

Ava is so good to watch

Every time it cuts to Erika-

Ugh I love dnd so much

Every time Brennan gets a nat1 he kind of hides behind it lol

Tula has a -1 to arcana???

Love to see the weird british things counter return

Cageyyyy

Bear nearby and bear has small friends?

BATTLE MAP BATTLE MAP

THE WHOLE MAP IS A BEAR

Vampire chipmunk??? What the fuck what the fuck what the fuckkkk

WHAT

Ok oh my gif the threatening energy in “Oh, you didn’t beat me.”

WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD WHAT I HATE THAT WHAT

I hate it I hate it I hate it no god please no

ON THE DOME TOO??

Izzy is so right about the magic school bus thing

My soul shoots straight out of my ass, into hell. 🙂.

This is so unpleasant to look at

This does not feel proportional but it’s fine this is fine

HOW IS THIS BEAR ALIVE

Erika is so good at being The Old Lady

Be better!!

So help me I will turn this bear around!

Oh my god

I get that the heart beating is important to convey that the bear is still alive but jesus

There’s literally enough bear already.

Parasitic chipmunks nesting inside a bear. Good lord.

God I keep looking at the projection. That’s so unsettling.

Bad! This feels bad!

Oh my GOD

What oh god please no

What a brilliant episode to be watching while I have breakfast

I’m so curious if the bear’s actions are legendary actions or lair actions

Oh that was such a new york mother voice

That was literally a commercial break. The Iyengar-Mulligan bit. That was a comic relief commercial break

Horrible!!!

Eraser destroying power couple lmao

Like a stoat!

As an experienced babysitter I can confirm. Eight year olds are strong and it is because they don’t know they are. Being punched by an eight year old fucking hurts.

They’re taking the Alvin thing so far and it’s incredible

Ava WHAT are you doing

Oh I had a physical reaction to that. That was so unpleasant.

You think you’ve got this (threatening)

(Aabria laughs at the nerve of this play)

I love seeing my own table dynamics reflected in others. Because this wild swinging from hysterical laughter to jaw dropping horror is exactly what happened literally four days ago in my current game.

If your spine isn’t working store bought is fine

I dislike this strongly

She’s in the medulla oblongata! (Mentopolis)

FUCK YEAH LILA

Oh my god Aabria

Terrifying right now but like I’m a fun way

Just a lil blood soaked guy

I really appreciate how Aabria always mentions who’s up next so they can prep

I love doing things that potentially have great consequences just to see what it would do.

Oh we’re in blue again ok

What a wild thing to be happening right now

Oh good god

Do NOT eat it

What oh god what the fuck are you doing

MID COMBAT LEVEL UP???

Oh ok.

No I don’t believe that they’re dead- well, they don’t look great…

Pick your one favorite organ

The devil inside my child’s head!

Level up eyyy

What a visual

And also to you :)

Oh my god

Ok! What a time. Wow.

#burrow’s end #reactions #verbal component #burrow's end

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crossover-enthusiast · 1 month

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short skiddad headcanons for the soul

(ps I am going to consider this an au. the body n stature difference being the main point of it but there's also other small changes like skiddad and Lila having a for sure good relationship and him not having been in the photo with Lila as a kid, he's still a bad person and a cult leader but I'm claiming this guy as my comfort skiddad so I'm removing the parts that make me nervous lmao)

- Lila loves his size and height, she compliments him all the time and gives him lots of kisses. Skid's dad completely turns to mush when he's flattered, just a bright red staggering mess and completly drops the way he usually acts

- he's quite confident in himself, he is very respected by the cult as a whole. Either out of genuine admiration, fear or both. If anyone dared to shit talk the way he looked, they'd get their ass cooked and fed to eyes

- some may assume he's "unthreatening" because of his stature, but BOY, he can be just as threatening as canon skiddad if not moreso.

- Skid uses skiddad as a pillow sometimes, Skid's dad usually doesn't mind at all but sometimes skid fucking JUMPS on him and almost kills this man

OOOOO

Oh I love these

I'm just imagining Lila covering him in purple lipstick and he's just stumbling around the next half hour completely flustered

Honestly I think the best part of short king Skiddad is that most of the other cult members (particularly Bob and Mr. Clown) just TOWER over him. Very funny contrast

USE THAT MAN AS A PILLOW!! Skid jumps on him like a mattress and every time Skiddad needs a day to recover lmao

#Spooky Month #Skiddad #Headcanon

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umbrellatte · 2 years

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Hi! I read your Five fic and I gotta say, I loved the concept. It was so interesting!

Anyway, I saw that your requests were open and I had this idea of a Five x Reader (or to be fair anyone really) based on Mans Zelmerlow's Fire in the rain. Not a song fic, but could be that as well. Anything is good. Thank you in advance if you decide to write it!💜

(here's the link to the song: https://youtu.be/Vfnl71BRvhI )

i loved the song! I gotta say, as soon as i saw it, i decided to write this! i'm very happy and always excited to write the requests of others seeing as it makes them happy, so enjoy this, dear! for everyone, feel free to request! prompt list linked on my pinned post!

Fire In The Rain | F. Hargreeves

fic type: song fic (fire in the rain, måns zelmerlöw)

lyrics: It's because of love we're standing here today

pairings: five hargreeves x fem!reader

synopsis: it's the day of your simple, small wedding with five. you recall your memories and basically sum it up as a promise to make more of them as a vow.

notes: five did time travel, he did see the apocalypse, but was able to return as soon as he saw the date, therefore making him the same age as everyone else, including yourself. this is the case in all my fics unless stated otherwise. in this fic, they are all 24 years old, therefore it is 2013.

disclaimer: five is above 18 in all my fics unless stated otherwise! in this fic, the wedding ceremony thing is included, and i don't know much about it, so forgive me if the information or other stuff is incorrect. and let's just pretend they met lila along the way.

You walk down the aisle, wearing your white, simple but elegant wedding dress and [hairstyle], tears in your eyes, with your grandfather as the one to walk you down the aisle. On the other end, Five, with his white suit, slicked hair and all, had tears, threatening to spill from his eyes, but as soon as you were in good view, they fell.

“Need a hanky?” his best man, Klaus, had said. (no one can change my mind, klaus and five grew closer after he returned). For this day, Five didn't feel the need to hide. To hide that he was madly in love and yes, in need of a handkerchief. “Yes. Thank you very much.” said the groom, as his best man hands the said object.

Time had passed and now, it was time for the vows, and the Pogo (stfu, he didn't die okay in s1, i will not accept that), your officiator, asks, “Would you like the traditional vows, or have you prepared one for today?”

You look at each other, and as always, you already had the same idea. “We'd like to say our own vows please.” you said, speaking for you both. “Alright, I'll let you two do your thing, starting with the groom, then the bride.”

He takes a breath. “[Name], I- I'm a huge ass, i know. I don't even know how on earth you love a man like me.” you frown a bit, mainly because he didn't know what you loved from him, but it was acceptable, he did spend his life knowing nothing but hatred from his father. “But I've come to terms that I'll never understand it, no matter how infuriating it is considering my tendency to want to know, and just move forward, loving you. I want to be the one to make you happy, for as long as I live. And being here today, is the beginning of that. I vow to be your best friend, partner, wife and soulmate. I vow to hold you, and protect you with every breath i have. I vow to love you, my darling. Always.”

You smile, and laugh endearingly, and wipe your tears falling out of your eyes with your handkerchief, dabbing them away. “I love you so much, Five. Do you remember that time when this man had asked me for my number? It was about, 2 years ago, 3 months after we began to date. The man asked if we could go out, get to know each other, have my number because i was seemingly nice. You were so jealous that day, and i told you, “Five, i love you and only you.” Looking back, i can see we've grown closer because of that. Because of the love and honesty of that love we showed that day, we are here. You, it was jealousy and the fear of losing me, which showed you cared. Me, i told you i loved you, and just you. Up until now, that remains true. Love, Five. It's why we're here today, and I'm wearing this uncomfortable dress,” everyone laughs, “and why you're wearing that ridiculous suit, something i know you would never wear. Five, i love you. I always will, and I vow to be your home, to always be beside you in every sense possible, there will not be a day I live and even after that, that I won't love you.”

Pogo smiles at the both of you, proud to see how one of the kids he had raised, was getting married to such a beautiful, loving woman, and he was officiating it. “Those were wonderful vows, now if the bearer could bring me the rings, that would be wonderful.” Pogo said, as Allison helped her daughter Claire, to bring the rings to him. “Thank you dear.”

He looks to Five, pauses for a moment, then looks at you. “Do you, Five Hargreeves, take [First and Last Name] to be your lawfully wedded wife?”

Five bears a serious, but soft look. “I do.”

“Do you, [First and Last Name], take Five Hargreeves to be your lawfully wedded husband?” Pogo says, with you replying, “I do.” you laugh, cry and said at the same time. “Alright, go on then, put the rings on, lovebirds!” Lila called out. You laugh, putting your left hand out, as Five gracefully slipped the ring on your finger. He did the same, aa you slipped his ring on his left ring finger. “I now pronounce you, husband and wife. You may kiss the bride!”

Five leans over, grabs your face and you share a loving, gentle yet passionate kiss. “WOOHOO!” you heared Klaus shout, everyone else cheering and clapping. “Congratulations, you two!” Viktor calls out, overlapping Diego's cheering. You both blocked their shouting, hollering and clapping, as you shared your first kiss as husband and wife, knowing you'll always love each other.

#the umbrella academy #tua #five hargreaves x reader #five hargreeves #x reader #five x reader #klaus hargreeves #pogo tua #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #claire hargreeves #ben hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #luther hargreeves #latte's posts 🌹

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sunny6677 · 1 year

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𝙃𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙝

TWS: WEAPONRY IMAGERY, INSANITY IMPLICATIONS, BLOOD IMAGERY, CREEOY ASS DOLL IMAGERY, THIS AU IS KINDA DARK COMPARED TO MY OTHER ONES SO BE WARNED, DEAD BODY MENTIONS, A BIT OF GORE YOU COULD SAY, DEATH, ANGST.

(YES. THIS AU IS KIND OF BASED OFF OF/INSPIRED OFF OF HORRORTALE.)

☆ 𝙎𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮: Skid had been kidnapped by a cult member, once Eyes had emerged and once the cult had been taken over by the whole town. For years, he was tortured mentally and maybe a bit physically by that cult member, until he one day escaped his chamber, threw on his whole costume after 3 years of not wearing it at all and got the hell out of there. He ran back to his old town, hoping to reunite with old faces. But he was met with a completely new, horrifying world. Skid finds a doll which is possessed by his dead friend Pump, and carries it with him for the rest of the journey. Skid has to decide. Should he continue looking for a place to stay until he finally finds a safe one in this completely horrific world that is new to him? Or should he escape?

Designs so far:

Lila:

Skid immediately went to her house once he returned back to the town, and the two had a rather emotional reunion. Lila and Skid were thrilled to see eachother, but Lila seemed a bit.. unstable. For a few days, everything seemed slightly okay. Lila was happy Skid was back, and Skid was happy he got to see his mom again after three years, but he was still very anxious. Skid then discovered that the doors to the house were actually locked though, and upon looking inside of a room Lila said not to go in, he found dead bodies. Skid was horrified, and after trying to make excuses for his mother out of not wanting to believe she murdered people, he worked up the courage to try and escape. But Lila found Skid, and thus, a chase began to ensue. Skid locked himself inside of his room, and began to try and break the window open so he could escape. But when he finally managed to succeed, Lila broke down into tears and began to have a mental breakdown. Skid began comforting her from inside of his room, and right then and there, Lila finally realized what she had been doing after trying to desperately convince Skid to say with her. She began to cry, and cried about the things she had done, saying she was an awful person. After comforting Lila some more, she would then let Skid leave, and let Skid find a safer place to stay. But Lila sent him off with a warning that it would not be easy to find a safer place to stay. Even so, she promised to work on herself, so one day, they could spend time with eachother as mother and son again.

Kevin:

After Skid left Lila's house, he went to Kevin's old candy store, and saw that it was empty. After going to the back though, Kevin suddenly appeared behind him, asking who was there in an ominous tone. Kevin seemed threatening, and very menacing at that. Skid began panicking, and when Kevin finally found him, Skid began to desperately plead for Kevin not to kill him and began to frantically say that it was him. After Kevin somehow calmed down a panicking Skid, the two had a rather strange and weird reunion. When Kevin brought Skid back inside, Skid asked Kevin if he could say, to which Kevin said yes, but on a few questions. One being to never look into the boxes that were in the back, for he would see something he didn't want to see. Skid hesitantly obeyed, anxious and skeptical. For 4 weeks, Skid stayed with Kevin, the candy store basically being Skids new home(Kevin even made him a makeshift bed behind the counter lmao). But whenever Skid snuck off into the back, he was skeptical from what happened with Lila, so he decided to disobey Kevin and searched through the boxes. In the boxes, he found.. err, a rather bloody sight I won't be specifying. But the things in the boxes were children. Skid understandably began to freak out, but Kevin suddenly appeared from behind him. The two began to have a rather tense confrontation, with Skid slicing Kevin in the face with a dagger that was nearby out of desperation for his own survival when Kevin got too close. This made Kevin angry, and he began to ominously chase Skid. Pumps spirit began to encourage a panicking Skid to kill Kevin, but Skid was hesitant. Eventually, Skid managed to stab Kevin in the chest whenever Kevin wasn't looking. Kevin fell to the ground. Skid began to cry, frantically apologizing. But Kevin kept trying to comfort him, saying he did the right thing and that it was okay. Kevin began to tell Skid to go, to leave so he wouldn't get hurt, to find somewhere else to stay. Hesitantly, Skid obeyed and ran off. I will not be specifying whether Kevin died or not, because I will be leaving that a mystery for now.

Robert & Ross + Roy:

Skid ran and ran and ran, frantically trying to get away from any nearby person. But while running, he became so frantic and hysterical that eventually, he just collapsed in some nearby alleyway. But then two familiar faces found him in the alleyway, Robert and Ross. The three of them had a rather emotional reunion, but Skid seemed a bit afraid this time, afraid that they would too be unstable like Lila and Kevin. But with enough assurance, Skid was convinced that he could stay with them. The two brought him to their shared house, and Skid stayed there for about a month. Living with them was actually pretty okay, even with Ross's health problems and even with Robert's emotionally unstable state. But one night, Roy ended up breaking into their home, and began to try and kill all three of them. Roy seemed very manic and unstable, and even had an axe. Ross managed to fend Roy off, and got him the hell out of the house by injuring him a decent amount. But due to the fight, Ross had began to cough up blood again, which led to Robert having to help Ross and which led to Skid being sent back to bed. A week later though, while the three of them had been trying to get supplies, they bumped into Roy again. Roy began to fight the three of them, trying to kill them once more. Eventually, Roy corned all three of them in an alleyway, and Ross and Robert began to attempt to fight him. But they were unsuccessful, and were fatally injured in the process. In an act of desperation and emotional pain, Skid grabbed a nearby sharp object, and stabbed Roy with it.. fatally. Skid managed to kill Roy, thank god. Skid then crawled over to Ross and Robert, and witnessed them both die. The two tried to comfort him as they both died, laying there. Skid cried, and cried even harder as they passed on. Skid did not move from their bodies for a while, and slept beside them. But eventually, Pumps spirit managed to encourage him enough to get up and find another home. Pump was beginning to seem insistent on Skid just leaving the town though.

That's all I have so far for the story, but I'll add more soon. As for an explanation as to why Pump is dead though; cult members ended up brutally killing him. Simple.

#spooky month #read the tws #spooky month au #skid and pump #skid spooky month #kevin spooky month #pump and skid #pump spooky month #hatzgang spooky month #the hatzgang #robert spooky month #roy spooky month #ross spooky month #lila spooky month #horror month

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happilyasimp2 · 1 year

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Decided to make Jace's profile here, too, so here we go

"What? I didn't threaten to chop Leona's tail off. It's always the demon, ain't it?"

Jace Vanrouge

"The adopted son of Lila Vanrouge, Jace is a strange addition to the Scarabia dorm seen flirting and complimenting both Jamil and Kalim..."

Age: ???(17)

Species: Demonic fae

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Gay, Poly

Best subject: Gym

Worst subject: N/A

House: Scarabia

"Take my knives, and I swear a finger will be missing."

Relationships

This will be sorted by houses and characters so yeah, he knows everyone in the seven main houses

Heartslaybul

Riddle RoseHearts

Riddle put a collar on him once, confused as to why Jace straight up laughed. That is until Jace pulled out a dagger and said, "He didn't need Magic to cut his pale midget ass up." Riddle is terrified of him now. Doesn't collar him anymore.

Ace Trappola

He thought Jace was creepy but liked him more when he saw that Jace terrified Riddle. Ace tries to never get on Jace's bad side and Jace is Ace's (along with other's) scary dog privilege.

Duece Spade

The day Jace made that threat to the housewarden scared him. He also tried to tell him not to and got a knife thrown past his head with the words. "Careful.....I never miss." Also never gets on Jace's bad side and uses him as a scary dog privilege.

Cater Diamond

Terrified of Jace

Trey Clover

They are polite enough towards each other. Jace hasn't threatened him, but he is still wary of Jace when it comes with that.

Savannaclaw

Leona Kingscholar

The only guy in NRC Leona won't attack because of rumors surrounding Jace and his power. Jace does piss him off though. He grits his teeth anytime he sees Jace.

Ruggie Bucchi

Lowkey afraid of Jace

Jack Howl

Respects him due to the rumors about him, actually tries to be friendly with him.

Pomefiore

Vil Schondiet

Oh hunny, Jace dislikes Vil. He's called Vil a prissy bitch to his face. Vil also doesn't really like him but tolerates him.

Rook Hunt

Rook is intrigued by him and tries to study him. Jace doesn't seem to be fazed by him at all either which interests him more.

Epel Fiemer

Epel finds Jace manly as fuck. Immideatley tries to befriend him. No doubt looks up to Jace and Jack Howl.

Octanvinelle

Azul Ashengrotto

Afraid of him especially after he heard Jace threaten to cut his tentacles off and fry them then eat them. Never tried to ask him to be binded in a contract agian.

Flyod Leech

Flyod Leech likes having Jace around. Why? To mess with Azul, of course! He finds it funny when Azul pales seeing Jace.

Jade Leech

Jade also enjoys seeing the look of fear on Azul's face seeing Jace. Has made a trade for Jace to come into the restaurant once a week to terrify Azul and pays him for it.

Diasomnia

Lilia Vanrouge

That's his 'Papa'. He stays on good terms with his Papa no matter what. Jace visits all the time and goes to game with him into late nights. He loves his Papa. He really really does.

Silver

Due to Jace not being a loud type, they get along well since Jace tends to be his nap buddy. They act like brothers towards each other.

Malleus Draconia

Jace is like a little brother to Malleus. They chat pretty often.

Sebek Zivgolt

They are like bickering siblings. They bicker a LOT. Sebek will throw hands in seconds if someone hurts Jace.

Scarabia

Kalim Al Asim

Jace flirted with him on day one. Kalim has been oblivious about Jace liking him, yet Jace's crush grows on him and Jamil Viper

Jamil Viper

Jamil doesn't believe that Jace is truthfully complementing and flirting with him buy Jace is. Gets flustered by it every time.

Ignihyde

Idia Shroud

Oooooo hunny, Idia is afraid of this man more than other people. He avoids him point blank.

Ortho Shroud

Invites him over to Ignihyde often cuz he seems lonely. Finds him fun.

Favorites

Food(s): Pork and sweets

Least Favorite Food: Tuna

Favorite color: Purple

Least Favorite color: Orange

Favorite class: Gym

Least Favorite Class: Potion making (because Vil is there)

Crushes: Kalim Al Asim and Jamil Viper

#i did it again #twisted wonderland #twst #disney twisted wonderland #disney twst #twst oc creation #twisted wonderland oc #jace the demon

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lady-charinette · 5 years

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Friends, right? Mafia AU - Adrienette/Marichat

In which Marinette accidentally and unknowingly gets favored/adopted by a dangerous mafia organisation (not because she's adorable and bakes really good croissants, no).

Tagging: @graduatedmelon You mentioned wanting to be tagged in similar fics, I hope it's okay! :)

Marinette's forehead creased into a deep frown, lips pulled back into a snarl as she jabbed her finger at the smug brunette.

"Listen Lila, this is the third time this week, you'll have to pay for anything you destroy from my bakery or I'll report you to the police." the baker woman packed an impressive glare, but that didn't deter the diplomat's daughter in the slightest.

She giggled, a high pitched yowl Marinette only attributed to the ear piercing screech of foxes. The high heels smearing the remains of the freshly baked goods on the ground, a silent provocation. "Pay? Police? You forget who you're dealing with, Marionette. I have diplomatic immunity, even if you did call the cops, they can't do anything." she smirked, whipping her thick hair over her shoulder, the strands nearly hitting Marinette's face.

The dark haired woman growled, moving to kneel on the ground to gather the bleak remains of this morning's order, wasted.

She would need to make another batch very quickly if she didn't want a compliant.

Lila Rossi trotted down the streets, self-satisfied smile painted on her painted lips, phone in hand and scrolling down her calendar when darkness and a pressure around her midsection made her see black.

And just like that, the light was gone and Lila's feet were swept from underneath her, her cries unheard.

Once the hands holding her down finally moved away, along with the cloth covering her head, the Italian woman was livid.

Her eyes narrowed at her assailant, moving away from her rigidly. "How dare you manhandle me like this! My mother will hear about this and ensure you never look beyond bars again you degenerate scou-"

Lila's face fell when she noted the eerie silence of the room, the air thick with tension, as if something would come out of the shadows at any second and attack her again.

Something did come out of the shadows.

But it didn't attack her.

Not yet. Her mind traitorously told her, knees trembling and hands sweating when she noticed the green eyes and a hint of a defined jaw peeking forth from the shadows, a displeased frown settled on the impeccable features she could make out from the darkness surrounding her.

She recognized those eyes.

"A-Adrien, what a pleasent-!"

A box was suddenly thrown at her feet, causing her to jump on the spot, her entire body wracked with shivers from the loud noise when it fell to the ground.

It was a pastry box, broken and smeared with smudges of cream.

Ice settled into her veins, the breath leaving her lungs in an instant when she noted the eyes haven't blinked once since they began staring at her.

Like a predator waiting for a moment to strike.

Lila's head shot up when a voice began speaking, familiar to her in theory, but its tone was different. Cold, distant-

Angry.

"I assume you know what this is?" the green eyes visible from the shadows felt like twin daggers from emerald; sharp but beautiful.

She swallowed thickly, the saliva drying out quickly when she swept her tongue over the roof of her mouth, her throat feeling like a desert.

"I-It's a...box. A pastry box." she silently cursed the stutter in her voice and tried to hold her head high, but the action prompted the green eyes to narrow in warning and almost immediately, her head lowered, fear shooting through her core like a lightning bolt.

"Do you know where it's from?"

Trap. She thought bitterly, nails digging into her palms at the scene she made on the streets just minutes prior.

Just how fast was this man?

"...A bakery in the vicinity."

"What bakery?" the anger was more palpable now, but the carefully composed voice didn't shake or raise in rage.

Yet.

Lila swallowed, feeling like she would choke. "The...Dupain-Cheng bakery."

Silence filled the room like a heavy fog, her stomach churning in nervousness.

This wasn't some petty thief a few streets down. This was one of the most dangerous crime syndicates in Paris.

And she'd just angered their leader.

"I-I'm s-so-"

A rattling, a chain or something else made of metal, echoed in the room and the young Italian woman froze on the spot, eyes wide at the unknown source of the noise.

Something glinted in the darkness and Lila wasn't sure if she wanted to know what it was. "I thought we were friends..." the numb feeling returned to her hands, heart threatening to burst through her ribcage at the mountain pressure.

"What are you saying? Of course we are fr-"

Something sailed through the air and embedded itself into the wall next to her head, words caught in her throat at the wind rushing past her ear.

She didn't dare, she didn't, but her eyes glanced to the side anyway, spying a hint of metal looking back at her.

A knife.

Her legs shook violently and she felt like her lungs would collapse in on themselves.

The voice, his voice, spoke again, an ominous presence leaving no room for arguments, only obedience. "Isn't that right, Lila?"

She wanted to answer, but his voice made her clamp her mouth shut. "Wouldn't want anything....to be broken, right?"

This time, she didn't dare step out of line. "Y-Yes, Adr-" green eyes narrowed in a silent warning. "Lord Noir."

Satisfied with her compliance, Lila was sent away, back into the light of the underground darkness, into the street where she'd previously been.

But the invisible claws still loomed over her, following her wherever she went, her steps uneven and shaky as they led her down the street.

Bonus:

A dark haired man rose an eyebrow. "Seriously kid, didn't peg you as the type to threaten girls to break their legs." Plagg swallowed a whole cheese wedge into his mouth and Adrien rolled his eyes, stepping forth from the shadows to run a hand through his messy blond hair.

His face told of almost childish innocence but the subtle glow in his eyes suggested a more sinister nature. "Threaten? It was a suggestion, Plagg. Not like I was really going to do it...if she behaved."

Plagg chewed on his cheese, unimpressed. "Yeah, that's the definition of a threat, kid."

Adrien pouted.

P.S. I apologize if there are many mistakes, I wrote this on a whim in the tram. >.<

#protective!adrien #protective adrien #ml #ml au #ml fic #fanfic #miraculous ladybug #adrinette #adrienette #marichat #adrien agreste #chat noir #marinette dupaincheng #lila rossi #lila's ass being threatened #its my jam

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thejadecount · 2 years

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Me: *pulls out a chalkboard from nowhere, covered in notes and red string, eye bags the size of Mount Olympus*

GUYS IVE FIGURED IT OUT

The MarcNath Hexagon

So we all know how Ladybug/Marinette and Cat Noir/Adrien have a lovesquare.

Well because these fuckers have akumas and superhero identities, they have a love hexagon.

Behold:

Rooster Bold x Caprikid: They’re the most strange and shy with each other, but also very blunt and honest with each other. If that doesn’t make sense, basically they don’t talk that much because they’re always so busy with akumas and such, but when they do, their conversations are about them being heroes and the stress it causes and such. They strangely have the best communication skills out of all of them when it comes to actual emotions.

Rooster Bold x Nath: Rooster Bold is confident with Nath like how Reverser is, except he isn’t shameless and morbid and can get flustered at times, which Nath enjoys. Imagine, a superhero getting flustered over him.

Rooster Bold x Evillustrator: Ah yes, the classic enemies-to-lovers trope. Whenever Rooster Bold shows up to help the heroes defeat Evillustrator, the Akuma instantly puts on his gentleman mode and starts complimenting and flirting with Rooster Bold like his life depends on it, while Rooster Bold is just sick and tired of his shit and tries to defeat him (but he secretly enjoys it).

Marc x Caprikid: Caprikid treats Marc like a prince, and always knows what to say and do with him. Marc always gets flustered and giggly and such when Caprikid’s with him, because the hero treats him so well. Caprikid just likes to make him happy.

Marc x Nath: The classic best-friends-to-lovers, the MarcNath fandoms original ride-or-die ship. You know the drill and so do I. The two work on a comic book, get stuck together in a bunch of life-or-death situations because of akumas, and sin crushes on each other, but try to hide it the best they can. Luckily, Alix is there to stop them from being dumbasses.

Marc x Evillustrator: Oh, Evillustrator is definitely a yandere and will beat anyone’s ass if they even look at his sweet, precious, innocent Marc. At this point, everyone has learned not to come near Marc if Nath’s akumatized or else they’re dead, most likely quite literally. Marc gets easily flustered and surprised by him, and tries to prevent him from hurting anyone or destroying anything the best he can. And even though he is a little crazy, the dates he makes for them are pretty good, so…..

Reverser x Caprikid: They’re just constantly bantering back and forth, flirting, arguing and insulting each other while still fighting. But neither can manage to make the other flustered or angry and catch them by surprise, so they’re just stuck in a constant state of saying the most embarrassing, shameless things out loud while fighting. Ladybug has learned that if she needs a distraction for when Reverser is out, she gets Caprikid.

Reverser x Nath: It’s just Reverser being a tsudere and Nath enjoying all of it. Context:

That’s all you need.

And finally

Reverse x Evillustrator: Crazy ass evil duo. Will commit crime and murder for each other. Most shameless, violent, morbid and flirtatious of the pairings. Utter psychopaths. The only wait to possibly defeat them is corner one of them and threaten the other. They care more about each other than the Miraculous any day. That, or just let them have their fun with Chloe and Lila and stop them right before they get killed, which works just fine for Ladybug. Everyone hates it when they get akumatized together because it means they have to deal with all their shit.

#marcnath #marc anciel #nathaniel kurtzberg #reverser #evillustrator #rooster bold #caprikid #miraculous ladybug #I hope I’m the first one to come up with this shit #well except the Reveser x Nath #I know that was all that post I linked and its’ op #later nerds

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princess-of-the-corner · 9 months

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I always kind of thought (hoped?) That maybe Lila would be a bit more lethal as the butterfly? Maybe not using literal criminals in jail or anything. But like, Syren? Having her actually drown the victims instead of (hopefully) flinging them from the water and bubbles around buildings. Just a lil more traumatizing than Gabriel

I go back and forth on this.

On one hand, I would love for there to be a genuine escealation. Gabriel already threatened WWIII, let's have his replacement actually try to kick start it! While Gabriel was /supposed/ to be a sympathetic villain doing the wrong thing for the right reasons*, have his replacement just be the evil megalomaniac** who's in this for power and being a dick and causing chaos!

On the other hand: Canon has a problem of villainizing teenage girls as worse than the grown ass adults. For them to have both actions and narrative say that a 14 year old girl*** is worse? I don't know how to feel about that

*He was /supposed/ to be sympathetic with the 'saving my wife' thing and the narrative treats him as such by validating him in the finale, but FUCK that he was fucking awful and you can't handwave it with 'he was sad' because he did plenty of fucked things unrelated to getting his wife back.

**I have no legit notes for this, I just want you to know that I on reflext typed 'megalovania' instead

***Presumably Lila is 14. She's lied about everything else, maybe she's older. I hope she's actually a teen because then YIKES on the Adrien thing but you never know at this point

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trashyangelic · 3 years

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MLB Writing Prompts: Good Parenting Gabriel Agreste + Lila Lawsuits

I want to see if someone can make this happen in either tumblr, AO3, or Wattpad for this matter. For this writing prompt for miraculous ladybug... (( Writing Prompt )) - Get Gabriel Agreste out of his asses and not blind or demanding about his son Adrien wellbeing. - Gabriel Agreste realize that Lila Rossi was a bad influence towards his son after watching a security camera in his son's room about Lila lying her way for "schoolwork". - Gabriel Agreste had enough and decided to blacklist Lila Rossi from the Fashion World and fire Lila Rossi as well along with some lawsuits about sexual harassment. - Gabriel got a complaint from his son about his friend Marinette Dupain-Cheng who is known to be MDC but also being bullied by Lila Rossi and threaten by her as well which was informed by Chloe herself. - Gabriel has moved on and decided to give up his butterfly miraculous Nooro and convinced Nathalie to give up her peacock miraculous to give it back to the current Guardian as in Marinette Dupain-Cheng. - Sabine had enough with this misbehavior towards her daughter against Caline Bustier and the Akuma Class and send a complaint to the School Board to find something to get them sued. She has also decided to move back to China with her husband and her daughter to take her to a new school with Adrien Agreste and Chloe Bourgeois for new life. - Mayor Bourgeois agrees with Madam Sabine Cheng's suggestion to send his daughter with the Dupain-Chengs for his daughter to have a new life.

- At the end, Lila Rossi was known to be a Traitor in the History for working with Hawkmoth as a Terrorist and there were video footage of her grabbing an akuma, then threatening Marinette in the girls bathroom, and framing her on a mock exam and theft of Lila's necklace. - Lila Rossi was sent to Mental Hospital of her lying ability. But get to be sent to jail for LIFE SENTENCE and she belongs in hell.

- Lastly, you can do whatever you want for Bustier and Damocles. Since both of them are also Bustier Salt and Damocles Salt.

#writing prompt #miraculous ladybug #adrienette #chloe bourgeois redemption #damocles salt #bustier salt #lila rossi salt #akuma class salt #alya bashing #marinette dupain cheng #adrien deserves better #marinette deserves better #good parenting gabriel #gabriel agreste redemption #lila rossi #marinette dupain-cheng is MDC

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zenmastercharles · 3 years

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To Fight A Class

Marinette had been different ever since Lila Rossi came back from her trip to Achu. Her falsified trip to Achu. Lila lied about almost everything, and Marinette’s class ate it up like chocolate. Marinette tried to call Lila out on her lies, however, Lila used every word Marinette spoke and turned it against the bluenette. And her class believed her! Even to the point where they stopped being her friends.

Lila made up tales about how Marinette would confront her in the bathroom and threaten her, send her mean texts (which she backed up with fake text screenshots), and she even lied about Marinette physically attacking her when she was alone. However, Lila decided to kick Marinette when she was already down.

Lila created a fake text number and texted another fake number posing as Marinette and her cousin. Lila, using Marinette’s identity, ranted about how stupid her class was, how she was playing them from the start, going into extensive detail about how their dreams would never become true and how dumb they all were. After Lila showed the class this fake conversation, they decided to confront her. They berated her when she got to the classroom.

Marinette denied everything, and this made the entire class angry. It made Alix so mad she actually hit Marinette, resulting in a suspension for both girls. Marinette was sad about losing all of her friends. And was almost akumatized 6 times in a single month, only being saved because of Tikki and Plagg fighting off the akumas. Marinette was now a social pariah. Her former friends started to bully her, trip her up, pour liquids on her sketchbook, and even berated her from time to time.

They truly believed that Marinette was a bully, and that hurt her. It hurt her so bad. Adrien still told her to take the moral high ground, that Lila’s lies weren’t hurting anybody, and let Lila realize that her lies are bad on her own. Adrien didn’t realize that Marinette’s lies were hurting her. One time, Marinette yelled at Lila about her lies, and a yelling battle broke out between Marinette and most of her class, Adrien standing by.

Afterwards, Adrien came up to her and actually berated her and said he was disappointed in her. Marinette berated him back, said something along the lines of ‘I can’t believe I used to like you’, and told him to talk to her when he’s found a way to remove to stupid stick from his ass. Adrien still didn’t realize that he had no right to be disappointed in her, and still tried to talk to her. He eventually gave up, and said to Plagg, word for word, that Marinette was now ‘unsaveable’. It was that moment when Plagg started to change his opinion on his holder.

Things weren’t getting better in her superhero form either. Chat Noir had become even more flirting. To the point where Ladybug occasionally berated him for being so flirty and not concentrating on the battle. One time, when Ladybug berated him in the middle of a fight, Chat decided to be petty. Chat left the fight, leaving Ladybug to fight all by herself. Plagg pleaded with Adrien to go back into the fight, but Adrien thought it would be okay, right?

Wrong, the villain almost killed Marinette’s parents. After that, Ladybug and Chat Noir’s relationship became distant. Chat Noir continued to be flirty, but Ladybug acted like he didn’t exist. One day, during a fight, Chat Noir turned up the flirt and wasn’t even helping Ladybug. After the akuma was defeated, Ladybug berated him and told him to stop acting like this. This was all recorded. The media exploded in outrage and conflict. On one side, people were acting lenient and defending Chat, and the other side was full-on roasting him. This saddened Adrien, who acted like he was the victim here. It was at that moment where Plagg decided that Adrien Agreste was no longer worthy to be his holder. Marinette had been at an all time low in both of her lives.

And guess what? BUSTIER STILL EXPECTED HER TO BE AN EXAMPLE. Whenever there was an altercation, Ms. Bustier spat out some random bullshit about being a good example for the students, and being a good class representative. Marinette was still obligated to plan fundraisers, school trips, and events. She couldn’t take it anymore, and considered taking her own life. Instead, she quit being class representative and moved to Ms. Mendeliev’s class. Ms. Bustier tried to convince her to stay, but the class was adamant that they didn’t need a bully like her as their class representative. That was indeed false.

Max was the smartest kid in the class, just barely getting above Marinette, so they elected him to class president. They planned a bake sale fundraiser, and thought of everything, except the fact that Marinette always baked 70% of all the baked goods. They were convinced that they didn’t need her, so they just bought a bunch of baked goods. Some of them tried to buy from Marinette’s bakery, and were promptly told to leave.

So, their fundraiser started, and was garbage. Most of the customers at the bake sale didn’t like what the class had brought and thought they were wildly overpriced for being store bought. Lila lied and said hers was homemade. In the end, they raised just 50 dollars. The class was kind of low about this, but were still convinced that Marinette was a bully that was unwanted and unneeded. Speaking of the blue-haired designer.

When she switched to Ms. Mendeliev’s class, the class was worried. They knew Lila lied and had turned the entire class into sheep, and thought Marinette was some sort of spy. But when they learned the full story, they comforted her. However, there were 5 students in the class who were absolutely furious about how Marinette’s old class had betrayed her. Aurore Beauréal, Roman Reyes, Mireille Caquet, Marc Anciel, and Jeanne Lémery.

These 5 students walked up to the Akuma Class during lunchtime and absolutely laid into them about how they’ve treated Marinette. Of course, they defend themselves and Lila busts out the crocodile tears. This ends in a physical dispute between Jeanne and Alix, which ended with another suspension. Marinette’s new friends started to mold her into the helpful, confident, and kind girl she was before Lila told all those fibs about her.

She brought pastries in for everyone, even Ms. Mendeliev, and Ms. Mendeliev soon grew to be her favorite teacher. Her new best friends were still furious and wanted to take the Akuma Class down. HARD. Marinette denied this action because she didn’t want to be involved with them again, but when she saw Mylene make a friendship charm for Lila, she quickly agreed and revealed that she had a trump card named Chloé Bourgeois.

Over the time where Lila was taking over the class, Chloe knew she was lying. She even called her out on it once. That was obviously a mistake. Lila spread even more lies about Chloe being mean to her. She said that Chloe paid people to wreck her windows and even wrecked her windows as “proof”. This caused the class to exile Chloe as well, which Chloe didn’t care about.

But what Chloe did care about was that Lila took Sabrina away from her. The class knew that Chloe was a bully, so it wasn’t hard for them to believe that Chloe did it. Sabrina started slightly threatening her by saying things like ‘People don’t want bullies as friends’ and ‘You can’t use your money to threaten people’. When the class confronted her about being mean to Lila, she didn’t want to take it anymore and went to leave.

She noticed Sabrina didn’t come with her. She called to Sabrina, who simply said ‘I don’t want to be friends with a bully.’ This broke Chloe’s heart and caused her to be akumatized into the Princess Dignity, who tried her best to get to Lila and force her to reveal her lies. Ladybug considered letting her hit Lila with her Blasts of Truth, but eventually overcame it and defeated Princess Dignity. Marinette heard about it and went to go look for Chloe.

She found her crying in an alleyway, where she thought no one would see her. Marinette consoled the blond, who tried to deny any feelings at first, but she eventually caved. She told Marinette about everything, and even admitted she had started liking Sabrina as more than a friend. Marinette and Chloe actually bonded over this, eventually losing hope that their crushes will ever come out of the darkness. (Marinette’s being Adrien, Chloe’s being Sabrina.)

After Marinette introduced Chloe to her new friends and told her about their plan, the blond was all in. Chloe put on an act and apologized to the class. They accepted the apology, Lila actually hugged Chloe, and Ms. Bustier was so proud that she gave Chloe a present. The group had a plan, a rather unnecessarily complicated one, but a plan it was.

They basically turned their fingers into metaphorical shovels and digged up dirt on everyone in that class, including the teacher. What they got was a gold mine of dirt.

They created a 40 minute video demonstrating all of Lila’s lies being disproved, and for the other half was recordings about the Akuma Class talking bad about each other and even some secrets that they had mentioned to themselves thinking they were alone. Her friends were ready to post it everywhere, but Marinette wanted to give them one last chance.

Her birthday was coming up and she was planning a party. She was going to invite her class. If they said yes, she would go small. If they said no, she would go BIG. When Roman passed out the invitation slips, the entire Akuma Class walked up to her table, insulted her, ripped all of their invitation slips and half, and threw them on Marinette’s table.

Marinette shed a single tear, before releasing a convoluting smirk. Any smirk Chloe gave would pale in comparison to the smugness in Marinette’s smirk. A smirk that made Lila Rossi a bit scared. Marinette replied with a simple, “Alright. Your loss.” They could hear the uncaringness in her voice. They expected begging, crying, and apologies. Not uncaringness.

Two months later, the Akuma Class walked into school, confused. Everyone was talking about a party hosted by Marinette. They were suspicious and checked Marinette’s social media accounts and saw that 67 pictures were taken and posted by Marinette on the night of her birthday. She had met so many celebrities. Mostly because Jagged Stone was her step-uncle, but she had some connections of her own.

She had designed dresses for Taylor Swift, Gigi Hadid, Billie Eilish (i probably spelled that wrong), and many other artists and models under the identity of MDC. No one knew that it was her, except for her new friends of course, who she told a bit after they became friends. Marientte decided to reveal herself, and people were shocked that it was just a 14 year old girl.

Especially the Avengers, who she had handsewn suits and dresses for once. This was Marinette’s plan, to make her friends regret not showing up and meeting celebrities. However, thanks to a light good luck charm placed on Marinette by Tikki, her plan took an unexpected turn for the better.

Each of the class’s Idols showed up, Lois Lane (Alya’s Idol), Marshmallow (Nino’s Idol), Tony Hawk (Alix’s Idol), Daisy Ridley (Adrien’s Idol), and so many more. Nathaniel was especially hurt when his favorite idol showed up in the picture reel. When Marinette returned, the class berated her once more about how she should have invited them and how some of them could have met their idols and gotten sponsorships.

She then reminds them that she did invite them. They remembered what they did and looked a bit less confident. They still tried to retort and say that she should have told them that she was inviting their idols. She says that she didn’t, that Jagged invited them, they were still mad, but not as mad as they would be at the end of the day. Just as school was about to end, a video was sent to everyone’s phones in Francois Dupont, even some outside of school.

The first 20 minutes were discrediting every lie Lila told. Lila tried to refute it when she saw it, but there was no way to discredit cold hard evidence. The next 20 minutes were revealing secrets, insults, and lies that the class had kept from each other way before Lila even showed her face. Nino stealing from his competition, Alix cheating in multiple races, Kim insulting a lot of his classmates and cheating, Max not even being the one who built Markov, Mylene shown not to be happy in her relationship with Ivan and even ranting about the poor brute, Alya being racist to a dude who had happened to see Ladybug detransform and wouldn’t tell her anything, and so much more. The only ones who had no dirt to dig up were Ivan, Juleka, and Rose, who were relieved.

However, then something unexpected popped up on everyone’s phone screens. A little 6 minute video revealing Adrien to be Chat Noir, posted by Jeanne with the permission from Marinette. It also showed how hostile and petty Chat Noir had been to Ladybug all because she wouldn’t date him. This made people hate Adrien and Gabriel even berated his son for ruining his reputation.

Adrien was about to go take it out on Marinette, but didn’t expect to be swarmed by a bunch of Kwamis. They stole his ring off of him and flew off, with Plagg stating that Adrien was no longer fit to be Chat Noir before following the rest of the Kwamis. This made Adrien extremely sad, but instead of Hawkmoth akumatized him first, he turned Adrien to the side of evil. Hawkmoth revealed himself as Gabriel and managed to convince Adrien to become evil. He gave him the fixed Peacock Miraculous and Adrien became a recurring villain to Ladybug. However, Ladybug had a new team.

Ladybug decided to give Miraculouses to the friends she knew would always be on her side. She gave Roman the Cat Miraculous, Aurore the Rooster Miraculous, Mirelle the Mouse Miraculous, Kagami the Dragon Miraculous, Luka the Snake Miraculous, and Jeanne the Ox Miraculous. She even gave Chloe the Horse Miraculous so that she wouldn’t have to worry about the secret identity thing again. After a few months of Adrien terrorizing the city as Feather Rouge, they finally defeated him, they threw his ass in jail along with his father and his assistant.

Her class, after seeing the video, started fighting amongst themselves, eventually escalating to an every man for himself brawl in the classroom. Every student in the class was suspended, but with the video, they had enough expenses expelled. They all decided to blame Lila AND Marinette for this. They went to confront Marinette, even though they all hated each other. Only to meet a badass, angry, pizza stick weilding Chinese mother who told them to fuck off (she didn’t say “fuck off” literally, but they could tell that they should by her tone of voice).

They eventually got to Marinette, and tried to berate her again. However, her real friends were there to defend her and scare her former friends off. Marinette thanked them and was grateful to have real friends.

(This is the first fic I’ve ever written. I wrote it in like an hour. I was rushing. I’m sorry if it’s bad.)

#ml salt fic #ml salt #miraculous ladybug #miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir #sparing nobody #EVERYONE GETS DESTROYED #lila salt #ml class #i wanted to include more #but I got lazy #i need to work on that

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insert-inconspicuous-name-here · 2 years

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Initial thoughts on the trailer:

Where did Lila come from?

Five wearing the lil vest and being absolutely done.

Brellies against Sparrows: Five and Fei(?) kicking ass.

Dickhead: the siblings vibe is just pure bliss here. Where tf is Viktor (talking to Marcus and scaring the shit outta him - yes, i edited this)

[edit: i just saw i said Viktor is "clearly evil" and, even tho I thought that at first, it's just because he was being very threatening here. And i shouldn't be calling him "Vanya" even when is before the transition. My bad. - no, no one called my mistake here, I'm just reading it again and that feels wrong. Which isn't to say a don't love both those names. I just really like the names]

No Viktor causing the apocalypse: everybody screwed the pooch on this one. The world is ending bc of the paradox.

LILA.

Threatening-Viktor? What the fuck? Where did that come from? "I ended the world twice, you think you can try me, little boy?" Awesome tho [edited]

Five: let's be rational here --

Diego: Murder.

Klaus: Sex.

Luther: wtf

Klaus: Luther sex.

Fighting + Dancing

Now this really caught my attention: "if I kill you, do we get our Ben back?"

This was said by Diego and notice how he doesn't say "we kill" but he does say "we get our Ben back". Now, i just think that's sweet and it shows how much they still love Ben after all this time. Never forgetting him, and always loving him unconditionally.

Five kicking ass. As per usual. "More like their Ringer" BITCH (sorry i said bitch, just a lil worked up) [had to edit this bc i had no idea he said "ringer" lol]

LILA. + VIKTOR. kicking ass

Five in the suit going to look for punk Pogo?! Who is kinda hot as a punk, tattoo artist ape?! Possibly living in Dublin

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What are your thoughts about Adrien/Cat Noir?

You got me started, so I won’t mince words.

Adrien is a pain in the ass.

The way the show constantly makes it seem like he’s in the right when he absolutely fucking ISN’T is something that has infuriated me for a very long time. The writing makes him seem perfect but he isn’t. He’s not even a good friend, and Marinette’s crush addled brain forces her to listen to his garbage advice even though she knows better and is more experienced in social matters.

This fucking kid has only been breathing fresh fucking air for a few months and somehow he’s suddenly a fucking expert on how to deal with bullies and manipulators. That’s how he comes off to Marinette with how often he lets Chloe’s shitty behavior slide or his dumb advice about Lila: “Making a bad guy suffer has never turned them into a good guy.” Or, “If you humiliate her he’ll just be hurt more.”

But Chloé gets to humiliate and hurt others with barely any consequences from anyone, let alone Adrien. And Lila just gets to publicly make fools out of anyone who believes her nonsensical bullshit. And it’s only appropriate to chastise them only AFTER someone has been humiliated, hurt, and even EXPELLED right Adrien?

And sure, I can acknowledge when Adrien has his moments of a spine but it never lasts and always falls through. People are constantly screaming “but his dad and his childhood and he’s so sheltered and can’t stand up to anyone !” but forget that he chose to be a superhero and fight evil and has stood up to people.

I mean he stands up for Chloé and Lila quite a bit no matter who they hurt. He had no problem standing up to Marinette and shaming her and the others when they were rightfully happy that Chloé, their longtime tormentor and bully was leaving. He gets to be sad that Chloé is leaving and shame on anyone who is happy about that.

He was so concerned that Chloé left hurt and humiliated, (which was her own fault for trying to lie about her school project and after the bullshit she pulled with the Bee Miraculous) that he didn’t care about how badly Chloé made others feel on a daily basis. They were rightfully relieved to have Chloé gone and to celebrate having some peace in school for fucking once.

He seemed to have forgotten about how she nearly killed a train full of fucking people to make herself look like a hero. How soon he forgets how Chloé sabotaged Marinette’s great uncle, how she treats Sabrina, how she broke into Marinette’s room and stole her diary to win a class president election, stole Marinette’s hat design and tried to frame her for stealing, how she broke into Marinette’s locker and vandalized her gift to Bustier. Just so many things.

But noooo. That’s not important. What’s important was that HIS FRIEND was sad and that all her bad behavior is negated and that they shouldn’t celebrate her leaving because SHE kept HIM company when he was kept inside his home. Nothing else matters Right Adrien?

And let’s not forget about Lila. I’ve heard so many bullshit excuses about why he won’t expose Lila and it pisses me off something fierce:

“He doesn’t know that Lila threatened Marinette!” “Marinette didn’t tell him about the threat!” “He can’t stand up for himself because he’s scared his dad will pull him out of school!” “He’s scared of Lila!” “But his upbringing” “But his dad!” “He doesn’t have evidence!” “His advice is right!” “He doesn’t know how dangerous Lila is!”

ALL. COMPLETE. BULLSHIT.

Especially that last one. There has been multiple occasions where Lila has proven how dangerous she is outside of being akuamtized but he still won’t expose her. The time she got Kagami akumatized and WILLINGLY helped Oni-Chan, was proven true by the horn on her head growing every time she lied. Adrien as Chat Noir saw this. Ladybug warned him. A FIREFIGHTER examined Lila’s ankle and basically said she was full of shit about her injury and saw Chat Noir chew her out over her willingly helping an akuma.

Still don’t know how the firefighter didn’t report that to the cops but then I remember that Thomas Astruc is shit and I say to myself, “Ah, that’s why.”

Adrien knew then especially how dangerous Lila was. He even warned Ladybug about her. If I was Ladybug I’d have said “Yeah, no shit. I tried to tell you that 5 minutes ago but sure.” But instead of outing Lila, he still says NOTHING and continues to let her lie and promise his friends things she can’t possibly deliver, continues to let her mess with his friends dreams because she’ll be “hurt more.”

When was this bitch hurt at school I wanna know.

Also, there’s the fact that Adrien has chewed Lila out multiple times about her behavior, so he’s not afraid to stand up to her. He’s even done it in public where anyone can hear him like in school. But he just keeps giving her chances. I was excited when he chewed Lila out after “Ladybug” but then that quickly went away when he said that he didn’t have any proof.

But he does have proof of her lying. He was there when Ladybug chewed Lila out about her lying. If he spoke up about that, they would believe him because he doesn’t have a motive to speak against Lila, like the way others were skeptical of Marinette’s claims because of her crush on Adrien. There’s also the fact that she lied to get into his house and got Nathalie and his bodyguard into trouble.

There is a picture she sent out to multiple people so she can’t rebut that. And then the whole shit about framing Marinette and the red butterflies. He should have spilled all the fucking tea but he still kept his mouth shut. If his little talk with Lila hadn’t panned out Marinette would still be out of school and she would look like some horrible villain and no one would doubt Lila.

But noooooo. Lila will be humiliated, she’ll be hurt. It wouldn’t make her a good guy.

Screw you Adrien.

As for Chat Noir....

*breathes in*

He needs to get a fucking reality check or he needs to not have a miraculous. Yeah. I said it.

Here’s a special message for him:

Ladybug said no. Stop asking her to date you. Stop trying to make plans or trick her into romantic situations with you. Don’t throw tantrums because she doesn’t tell you things or because she won’t do what you want. Stop goofing off during battles. Stop sacrificing yourself you absolute DUMBASS.

Sincerely, me.

It boggles me why he gets to do all the shit he does and has no fucking consequences. Marinette’s toe can’t even twitch without someone breathing down her fucking neck about being the bigger person or just chastising her for not living up to the standards of a Ladybug.

I’m looking at you Tikki.

But Adrien gets to just do all kinds of shit without a HINT of consequences as Chat Noir. It’s fucking WILD. But apparently to some it’s more important that he keeps Plagg because he’s lonely and he shouldn’t be trapped inside his house with Gabriel.

That’s not what a miraculous is for??!?!!?!?!! 🥴

And sure, Marinette has had some slip ups as Ladybug. But not nearly as many as Adrien has as Chat Noir. But like I said, Marinette gets blamed for anything by any and everyone whether she’s Ladybug or not. Tikki and Alya chastised her because she entered the game tournament to spend time with Adrien.

WHY??

She didn’t cheat, she entered fairly and played fairly and won fairly just like Adrien did. But because it was to spend time with Adrien it was wrong. Even Max’s sore loser ass admitted before he left that Marinette beat him fair and square. It’s a competition. He wasn’t entitled to have a spot. He even looked upset when Adrien beat him and Adrien had a worried look on his face. Tikki even chastises Marinette saying that there were better ways to spend time with Adrien.

But there WEREN’T.

Adrien’s time is so closely monitored that he barely ever gets time to spend with friends. That was the only chance Marinette had to spend time with Adrien. But of course Marinette gets the heat for it.

But Adrien gets nearly nothing when he causes Copy Cat because of his lie about Ladybug. He gets to throw a tantrum because Ladybug didn’t come to a picnic she never agreed to in the first place with no consequences. He gets to be upset about Ladybug having someone she loved and refuse to work together with her. And it’s all just glossed over.

But Marinette? Everything she does is always wrong. She has no choice but to be perfect or somehow the whole fucking world ends. And while it’s not right, Adrien only has to look perfect for his dad’s company. The amount of pressure isn’t the same. He gets to be carefree in at least half of his life, but Marinette is always under pressure and always judged harshly while Adrien gets to fuck up with barely any consequences or repercussions.

In conclusion, I’m so tired of this “sunshine boy”. You asked for this, and I delivered.

#adrien salt #ml salt #ml salt salt #miraculous ladybug #chat noir #chat noir salt #Lila Rossi salt #Chloé bourgeois salt #i’m so tired #this boy needs a reality check #i said what i said #periodt #you asked for this

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