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turbourbo · 10 months

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Just a shitty Genshin meme I drew

#genshin impact #albedo #genshin impact albedo #genshin memes

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turbourbo · 1 year

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Playable Scaramouche can apparently “consume stamina and adjust his position mid-air”

BITCH YOU MEAN FLY?

#Genshin impact #Scaramouche

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turbourbo · 2 years

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Telling my students my Halloween costume is going to SLAY and they guess I’m dressing as a drag queen or rainbow. Little do they know my costume is actually DEMON SLAYER Tanjiro Kamado.

Would have been Inosuke I can’t exactly teach shirtless and with a boar’s head on.

#demon slayer #demon slayer tanjiro

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turbourbo · 2 years

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okay i'm kind of curious. reblog with if tua is your main fandom and which umbrella is your favourite in the tags >:)

#literally made a tumblr for tua content and no other content #and I was like 28 and never had one before #klaus supremacy #tua

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turbourbo · 2 years

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Viktor the Seventh Wheel

Poor guy!!!!! Everyone’s cuddling and he’s just!!!! 🫥🫥🫥 Aight alcohol take me away!!!!

#viktor hargreeves #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #wedding at the end of the world #sloane hargreeves #the umbrella academy #tua

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turbourbo · 2 years

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Sentient STDs

#literally though #idk if they’re fighting or falling #both are accurate #diego hargreeves #lila pitts #the umbrella academy #tua

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turbourbo · 2 years

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Five when he first joined the Commission:

#the umbrella academy #tua #five hargreeves

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turbourbo · 2 years

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Re: That One TUA S1 Draft That Wasn’t Filmed:

In case you didn’t know, there’s a script of a TUA S1 episode floating around here that must have made it pretty far on the chopping block.

Probably most important, the episode confirms that Reggie knew the world would end in April of 2019. He didn’t know how, he didn’t know the exact day, but he know something was up. Honestly, I thought Reg was bullshitting Klaus in the afterlife when he explained why he killed himself. So I was kinda surprised to learn this.

Most of the script takes place on October 1, 2012, on the brellies’ 23rd birthday. The script opens with two news anchors joking about the Mayan calendar ending in December. Reg and Pogo see this and Reg says something about how the Mayans were only a few years off.

We see Luther living at the academy and running solo missions for Reg. He encounters someone who resembles one of the original comic villains and accidentally ruins a birthday party and emotionally scars some children. It’s hinted at the end of the episode that he’s just left on the mission that will leave him permanently deformed. Also, he watches Allison’s movies and periodically calls her in California.

Diego’s living with Patch. They’re both at the police academy. Diego’s “Number Two” complex results in him getting kicked out and Patch breaking up with him. Diego gives Grace a bracelet he meant for Patch, and Grace gives him the cross-stitch of the domino mask we see in his apartment in 2019.

Also Diego is SUCH a marshmallow, he visits Grace every week and puts money in Klaus’s commissary. And it makes sense why Klaus only asked Diego for rides in S1.

Allison uses her powers constantly. For one day, she tries to NOT use them, and she’s just. So close to losing it. Constantly. Girl can’t wait for coffee, drive in traffic, etc. It’s actually sad how dependent she is on them.

Klaus is in prison. Doesn’t say what he did but it doesn’t surprise me at all. What’s interesting is that he seemed to have received some preferential treatment at first. While he’s transferred to a new block, the guard complains about Klaus getting put with the “white collars” because of his dad. He can’t get drugs and someone puts a hit on him.

Also, we see Klaus engaging in actual, effective self-defense. Like he accidentally kills an inmate. It’s wild. I’m trying to comprehend how he goes from That to jumping on people’s backs and flopping like a fish in seven years. I don’t think he’s forgotten his training. All I can think is that substance abuse has severely fucked him up. Not just loss of muscle mass, but maybe he’s screwed up the way his brain and body coordinate, so even if he knows what to do, he physically can’t. Idk, someone else explain why Klaus can’t fight.

Five is Old Man Five and working for the Commission. To mess with him, the Handler sends him to the brellies’ city in 2012 to see if Five will blow his cover. He does. He yells at Diego but Diego doesn’t recognize him.

BEN BEN BEN. This was probably the biggest change from the show. In S2, Klaus conjures Ben after Ben’s funeral. And Ben’s followed him ever since. HERE though, Ben appears while Klaus is in prison, because this is the first time since he died that Klaus has been sober enough to see him. And he’s actually PISSED that the brellies “let” him die. The episode also acknowledges that for whatever reason, when Klaus gets high again, the other ghosts go away but Ben stays.

Last Viktor, who was written as Vanya in this script. Viktor has recently published his book, and everyone’s furious about it, except Klaus. Viktor also has a girlfriend, who he catches cheating on him, forcing them to break up. So Viktor, unsure what else to do, visits Klaus in prison. They talk about Viktor’s book, and Klaus asks if he included the bit where Grace announced over breakfast that Diego just had his first wet dream. YES, that’s in there. Klaus is the only sibling who supports Viktor and asks for a copy to read in prison.

Oh, and Klaus is delighted to learn that Viktor (then Vanya) has/had a girlfriend. There’s this “yay, gay” kind of moment between them that we never saw in the show, where Klaus refers to himself and Viktor as fruits. Maybe this is why no one bats an eye about Viktor and Sissy in S2. He’s already out.

#the umbrella academy #tua #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #five hargreeves #ben hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #viktor hargreeves

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turbourbo · 2 years

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WHEN?