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neuro-psyche · 20 days

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I think Dick and Jason would have multiple “what the actual fuck are you saying right now” with Tim and Damian when it comes to quality of life/monetary differences. Sure, Dick and Jason got used to Bruce’s “is $100 a good enough tip on a $30 bill?” shit, but hearing Tim talking about a new laptop he bought for $5000 literally is like a punch in the gut.

If they ever went on a cruise (which they totally wouldn’t because cruises are floating death traps), Jason and Dick would be in awe of the fancy amenities, where as Damian would be unsatisfied with the quality, since he grew up with every single amenity known to man. Tim would just feel like it’s all normal since the Drake’s were extravagant and travelled all over the planet.

Jason : My bedroom is bigger than my fucking apartment.

Dick : I could do a full gymnastics routine with the space in my room.

Tim :

Dick :

Tim : My room is normal sized…

Jason : You grew up in a mega mansion. I hardly think you’re the benchmark of a normal room-

Damian : I must agree with Drake. This room is frankly underwhelming.

Dick, staring wildly at him : What do you mean underwhelming- Dames there’s an aquarium wall in your room.

Damian : Yes. Underwhelming.

Jason :

Dick :

Jason : Do you want to-

Dick : Jump off the boat? Yes.

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kiradical · 4 months

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Had a dream where I had a brother in the mob and he was trying to get hams from rivals and then they wanted to kill him? But then he got the jump on em, and then we went and asked for the hams still.

What is my brain doin?

#like I know I watched sopranos recently but for real #wtf is this #hams?!#and it wasn’t capicola or prosciutto either #it was like… honey glazed hams #like for Christmas and shit #hams.#that’s what the fight was about.#hams…

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nyancrimew · 10 months

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new blog post:

#maia arson crimew #holy shit two short maia posts within 24 hours #it must be like christmas or something

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greatestwizardofthisage · 3 months

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i would like to personally thank siobhan thompson for organising the bad kids secret santa

#this is the kind of bad kids being best friends content i have been DYING for #on a side note gorgug giving riz a present was the cutest thing ever holy shit #i just want like ten hours worth of filler episodes with the bad kids #like the bad kids beach episode/christmas episode/HALLOWEEN EPISODE #basically bad kids secret santa is everything i’ve ever wanted thank you siobhan #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year spoilers

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bobosbillionsknives · 2 months

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Wine aunt Knives 👱‍♀️🍷(it's juice)

#I love this drawing tbh #also my dad saw this drawing and referred to him as he even tho he has boobs. transgenders win yet again #hes just a bitchy wine aunt who loves making Christmas about her #and openly talking shit about someone right next to her #icon !!!#notice the heeels yes girl giving eldritch levels of height mamaaa #anyway. very fun to draw him like this #would recommend #trigun #millions knives #my art #trigun fanart #millions knives fanart #trigun maximum

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mildmayfoxe · 6 months

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STAY ★ TRUE || patreon print for dec / shop

#art tag #patreon tag #linocut #printmaking #block print #block printing #relief print #traditional art #linoprint #they should invent a baren i like more than my dented tea canister lid. the bamboo one is ok but the texture roughs up the paper #if only i wasn't allergic to spending money on better stuff #also i fuckin. hate speedball professional that shit sucks. gets fuckin tacky as hell even tho its oil base #what a nightmare. caligo you are my one and only love #i shouldve asked for one of those fancy clay or glass barens for christmas. you know the ones with the really smooth glaze...#ok anyway yeah this is the patreon print for december!#for once i wasn't very careful about the chatter so a lot of them have some bits on the edges. whatever its art #gotta remind people its all carved

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poeticsapphicism · 7 months

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if this photo really existed in the barbieverse barbie and gloria would 100% use it as their family christmas card trust me on this

#imagine receiving this in the mail with the words ‘Merry Christmas from the Roberts’#not to be dramatic but i’d frame that shit #also yeah ik barbie is more likely to take gloria’s last name if they got married #BUT GLORIA DOESN’T HAVE A LAST NAME SO BEAR WITH ME #anyways cute family shit love them <3 #barbie #barbiegloria #barbie x gloria #cinema #gloria x barbie #lesbian #lgbtq #sapphic #wlw #glorbie

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intotheelliwoods · 7 months

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Pre-orders have arrived! <- Come get your boy!

Closing the listing on late Sunday the 19th! Shipping should start no later than December 21st, assuming theres no overseas shipping delays, and assuming they keychains dont get lost to transit hell!

#ell becomes an etsy seller arc #2al merch #a perfect buy if you want your keychain like 2 days after christmas LMAO #rottmnt #rise leo #leonardo hamato #probably going to be rbing this a few times till sunday #want to make sure everyone has a chance to get their hands on this guy since this is probably going to be the last batch #(I might keep making keychains but it would not be this design)#(looks at sprout keychain..... hmmmm maybe. if demand is high enough)#also this is going to help me so much #so I can figure out how much demand I actually have for my shit #oh my gosh #I cannot for the life of me tell how many of you are going to want to buy something so #preorders it is #at least then after the preorders I can gauge how popular my stuff would be and can plan more accordingly without preorders then

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soliusss · 5 months

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dream I had last week

#there was more but I did not feel like drawing more #lots of one piece dreams lately. dreamt about being friends with Mihawk and buggy Christmas Eve. but usually it's doffy what does this mean #sir crocodile #donquixote doflamingo #dofuwani #daz bones #solius art #one piece #dream was that I was forced to chaperone doflamingo at some kind of tavern to see crocodile #and then they started making out and then had a really violent divorce fight #cartoonishly rolling around on the floor shit #punching the shit outta each other #funniest thing eber #what does it mean I don't know

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jopzer · 1 year

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merlin writers made an absolute litany of insane crazy /neg decisions over the course of the television program but. making merlin's first love the lady of the lake at the start of the show and then making him give the love of his life to her at the end. fucken based. absolutely red pilled.

#merlin #merlin bbc #bbc merlin #merthur #freya merlin #merlin/freya #arthur pendragon #like i fundamentally disagree with like half the changes they made to some of the legends in this show #but holy SHIT. this one. absolute fucking chad move.#giving the lady of the lake this connection to the audience and this connection to merlin #and in turn this connection to arthur!#and the audience is at least passingly familiar with the last of the lake and her habit of handing out swords #but to tie her so fundamentally to merlin #and to know this ache of her follows him and he can never be free of her #and he can never be free of arthur #he carrie's them with him even when the lake has dried and he's visiting a grass field every day #he could only meet them at the muddy bank and even that is eventually taken from him #jiminy h christmas.

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jovenshires · 5 months

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TOP TEN SMOSH DYNAMICS AS VOTED BY MY FOLLOWERS → 4: spencer & tommy

" just asking how my boy's penis is! "

#smosh #spencer agnew #tommy bowe #smoshedit #smosh gifs #gifs*#mine*#top10*#spommy #spencer #tommy #CAN YOU. BELIEVE. WE ARE THIS HIGH UP.#like i know its my blog and my followers so thus it should be expected BUT #an absolute win!!!!!#merry christmas spommy nation!!!!!!#also i did not time this so it would release on christmas but. a win is a win. a WIN is a WIN--#also also the amount of shit i cut from this. i had extra gifs bc i did math wrong. anyway this will be my pinned post i am Not sorry

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wardingshout · 6 months

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Family for day 6 of SpeSilverWeek! Edition uuh found biological and crime I guess...

#this was the first one I completed tbh and I'm not vibing but it was rly good warmup and tbh working lineless is so much easier...#I get lazier and messier concerning anatomy esp and stuff but I have fun...#spesilverweek #pokespe silver #pokespe blue #pokespe #my art #the thing about this is. I have so many thoughts about this one very specific rocket au where they aren't dex holders but find Giovanni #instead but he still goes missing and they still kind of hate team rocket bc the whole mask of ice thing still happened so they try to fuck #shit up from within now that giovanni is gone even though they also rly just kinda want him to return and deal with stuff himself #and the admins have these rly fun roles of all being in disagreement on what to do #like the boss might be dead his kids should take over or we Must find the boss or lol no boss my team rocket now #and then the dex holders get mixed in too and it's Fun bc everyone is fighting everyone #also sorry Giovanni for making you look like that #it's like 5min til day 6 technically but my laptop is being a butt so in case it won't turn on tomorrow here it is now #I will not wait 5min for midnight I got a new pillow for christmas and I wanna SLeep on it noW! hell yeah !!#pokemon

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descendantofthesparrow · 6 months

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Halloween C4 artworks-commissioned by @benjaycaptain for one of their fics.

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jackshiccup · 6 months

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#merry hijack christmas #turn this shit UP !!!!!!!!#this fic is . dare i say the gift that keeps on Giving #timestamp on 39:04 btw GET INTOOOO ITTTTT #REAL ONES KNOW 🤞🏽😭#otnwas #of the northmost winds and skies #jackshiccup text #hijack #still cant believe i have like at least 75 hours on this ..#ermmm somebody check him (me) in

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askmeaboutmyknome · 8 months

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why should i be limited to one aesthetic when i can be multiple?? victorian era vampire creepy goth? fuck yeah. early 2000's trashy white dad who beat on the wifey and listened to nu metal? absolutely! tim burton character? cat grandma? scene emo?? i was MEANT to be limitless this is my destiny

#I AM TOO FLEXIBLE FOR YOU HOES #collecting this shit like pokemon not joking #i wish i had better thrift shops in my area 😢#gothic #nu metal #linkin park #depache mode #evanescence #trashy 2000s #victorian era #scenecore #emo scene #goth #tim burton #nightmare before christmas

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the-burgundy-on-my-shirt · 6 months

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BATH AND BODY WORKS YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS

#nfl #49ers #nick bosa #football #sports #athlete #men #Christmas #week 16 #like holy shit they really did it

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