Had a dream where I had a brother in the mob and he was trying to get hams from rivals and then they wanted to kill him? But then he got the jump on em, and then we went and asked for the hams still.
What is my brain doin?
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my beyond the spiderverse predictions ☝️ (find my other spiderverse shit here)
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there are very few ancient artifacts that make me more emotional than roman tombstones that thank the reader for stopping by and wish them well. there's simply something so sweet and gentle to me about imagining a traveler stopping along the road to read someone's final dedication and being sent away with the blessings of a thankful ghost
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I just got another one of those phishing emails where it pretends to be a confirmation of a subscription you never signed up for and tries to trick you into providing personally identifying information for "confirmation purposes" when you attempt to cancel, but:
a. this one is for a weekly grocery delivery service, of all things; and
b. the fake shopping list contains nothing but ham.
I have been fraudulently subscribed to ham.
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my girl celia really said have you ever heard of this one show it’s called the magnus archives and it’s a podcast distributed by rusty quill and licensed under a creative commo-
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Love of god give them a break
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The fanfic where Crowley dares Aziraphale to go swing dancing so they sneak out incognito and have an absolute BALL.
I need nice things like this to muse about while I’m in storyboard frame HELL.
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i don’t know what’s funnier: spidernoir and spider-ham being invited to the spider society and them turning it down, or just straight up not being invited to join lmao
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