thepunkmuppet
captain of the innuendo squad
danny, he/him currently sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g i enjoy singer songwriter comic artist and mcr frontman gerard way a normal and healthy amount mostly deranged rants about a vampire show that ended 20 years ago find me on instagram, youtube, tiktok and ao3 (thepunkmuppet everywhere) ooooh you wanna look at my gifs sooo bad
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decided to grow my shitty ass ratty ass hair out. gonna blame gerard way and his pesky gender when it inevitably looks god awful for a good couple months before I can start to look cool
#for the record shitty ass ratty ass is an adjective#I am not planning on growing out my arse hairs#and if I was I definitely wouldn’t post it on tumblr dot com#I just want to look like them in 2007 okay that’s all I want!!!!!#never gonna have it actually LONG again because yk#✨transgender✨#plus it just genuinely looks shit on me and my hair is really ugly and hard to manage when it’s like that#so as much as I desperately WANT to be him in the im not okay music video I have to accept I can never be her#basically a shaggy mullet type vibe is what I’m going for and atm I have a very bog standard short man haircut that shows my forehead#WISH ME LUCK I GUESS#not me putting the whole actual point of the post in the notes 💀 AGAIN#at least I have a brand#mcr#my chem#my chemical romance#my chemical fucking romance#gee way#gerard way
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quest for the holy grail!
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Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.
I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.
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Please be normal
#yk what#low key?? I think you might’ve called me out on this one#maybe I will be normal *jpeg of horse looking out at the ocean horizon*#others art
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What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!
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alt-j / cinnamon toast crunch advertisements / simone weil / cinnamon toast crunch advertisements / frank bidart
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“I think I’m done with Magnus stuff” Sam, my brother in christ, this is called the Magnus Protocol and we are at episode twelve. You may be done with magnus stuff, but magnus stuff is not done with you
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just saw the new image for the Doctor Who Beatles episode
#literally what the fuck is this brooooo#some of the other new doctor who promo pics of millie and ncuti are so horrifically edited too#idk what’s happening atm
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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to
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Another dream comic. Had a dream where I was tied to a chair in a dark room and some hooded figures killed me after I begged for my life—but then I got caught in a time loop and so I kept trying to figure out what I could say to get them to not shoot me but they killed me no matter what I said. Started just shouting random stuff eventually.
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“so mr bonzo goes to a strip club”
oh?
“and he strips-”
WHAT
“several people of their limbs”
yep that makes more sense
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always excited to listen to the new tmap episodes because one second your laughing like LMAOOO bonzo lap dance and moments later all you can do is sit there like this
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