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isleepatfiveam · 2 years

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Inazuma Eleven Headcanons

These are just my random headcanons, some a similar to Canon but I didn't know until I did some more research. Most of them are just silly shit. Some of these headcanons are true in my inazuma eleven go rewrite fanfiction.

Original Series Centric

Kidou & Haruna's parents worked for the Kidou Financial group before dying.

Endou's dad, Hiroshi, took his wife, Atsuko's last name because of there was no other male members of Atsuko's family.

Endou lived in Cotarl with Daisuke for the last years of his grandfather's life

Daisuke died at the ripe old age of 77, six years after season 3, he was 69 in season 3 according to my headcanon

Most of the National Japanese Teams have other jobs besides playing professional soccer; Fudou is a hairdresser, Kazemaru is a photographer, and so on.

When you wanna get plastered and have fun at a club? Call Fudou.

Aphrodi's parents weren't married and his mom was a japanese bussiness woman who died when Aphrodi was a kid and his dad is a Korean business man who had an affair that resulted in Aphrodi, he wanted nothing to do with Aphrodi

Nagumo's Korean on his dad's side and Japanese on his mom's, his mom was estranged from her biological family and when she & her husband died no one of her family wanted to take Nagumo in so he was sent to Ohisama En

Suzuno's parents are Korean who were vacationing in Japan, Suzuno was supposed to be born later after their vacation but was born premature causing his mom's death, meanwhile his father had passed away in a car accident on the way to the hospital. They had no other family in Korea so Suzuno was left behind and taken into the foster system

Midorikawa likes K-Dramas

Kidou isn't allowed to drive, either Sakuma, Genda or Haruna have to drive him

When in Okinawa, Aki visited her aunt, Tenma's mom and that's how Tenma knew about Raimon

Hiroto's birth name is Tatsuya, his parents were arrested when he was 3 and he was sent to Sun Garden where because he looked like Hiroto, they just started calling him Hiroto

Kageyama has a little sister that was born one year before his dad died, she's Hikaru's mom

Hiroto and Midorikawa are unofficially together, they live together & raise Kariya together but aren't officially in a relationship

Kidou isn't allowed to have pets

The FFI captains had a group chat together where Endou accidentally told them about the Alien situation

Mark Kruger & Dylan already knew because Ichinose & Domon accidentally told them

The break trio never told the others about the events of Chrono Stone and Galaxy, they will take that secret to their graves

Aki & Ichinose are long distance dating

Ichinose, Domon, Aki & Nishigaki, from Kirkwood, are still friends till this day, they all video call once a month

The Mukata triplets immediately knew who Ishido was and weren't pleased with Gouenji's stupid decision to join Fifth

Yamino/Shadow was from the original series' Seishou Gakuen

Kazemaru became blind in one eye after the Dark Emperor's, this is why he now covers one of his eye

Yuuka went to Raimon Jr for Jr High & Kidokawa for High School

Endou Daisuke visited the old Inazuma Eleven a few months after the FFI, he also visited the school and questioned why it was sooo very different and everyone refused to explain it to him

Daisuke is very protective of Endou, Rococo & all of little Gigantes to the point of being overbearing

Daisuke & the Yokato Principal reunited again after he visited Raimon

They all go to therapy & make the kids go too after all the Fifth Sector stuff

Gouenji purposely dressed like a hippie/stripper to distract Senguuji

Because people have a hard time pronouncing their names, they use localized names which are their dub names when playing international matches

Gouenji's stage name Axel is mispronounced as Alex by most people, including the cast until Ishido when he used Alex Zabel as Ishido's fake name

Gouenji Katsuya is very confused by his children's choices and refuses to deal with any of this

In GO, apart from Raimon, Midorikawa and the members of Gemini Storm are still not allowed in any school they destroyed

The Kidou & Kira groups basically gaslit the world into forgetting the Aliea incident. They made it so that not a whiff of information got out of Japan

GO Series Centric

Tenma had meet all the members of Inazuma Japan, including the managers and Coaches, before meeting Endou; Aki is his cousin, Gouenji saved him as a little kid, Tsunami babysat him multiple times, he used to play with Hijikata before moving to Inazuna town, etc.

Tsurugi's family isn't very rich and he uses his mom's very old flip phone because they couldn't afford it

Midori was a former delinquent, Tobitaka took her in and they have a sibling relationship

Tsurugi made his custom uniform, the school was impressed that he took the effort to make that and let him wear it

Tenma & Tsurugi have secret Hissatsu practices together, it started after Fire Tornado Double Drive

The kids all have to use stage names like the previously mentioned localized names

Shindou's mother is Italian, her father's name is Ricardo and maiden name is Di Rodrigo so Shindou uses Ricardo Di Rodrigo as his stage name

Like Gouenji, Tenma's name Arion is often mispronounced as Orion

Gouenji sent the money for Yuuichi's surgery

Alternate Yuuichi played professionally for the Russian Football team

Hakuryuu is an orphan, he was found by Fifth Sector in an orphanage and lives with Fudou after go Galaxy

Shuu is a fucking ghost, only Ancient Dark, Hakuryuu & Tenma know. Tenma knows because of the miximax, and Ancient Dark & Hakuryuu were told

Kira Shuugo is a distant cousin of Coach Hitomiko, he is in the same class as Kirino who mentioned that Kariya told Kira that be was a SEED and Kira had a laugh and told Midorikaw & Hiroto

Kariya was grounded for being a little shit

Hikaru's dad is a cousin of the Ichihoshi Brothers from Orion and was named for the deceased Ichihoshi Hikaru

Hikaru was bullied for years as a child and he was lonely since his parents were always working

Ichino is fanfic writer, Ayoma is his beta reader

Kinako managed to pass the interruption point and make a new reality where she lives & raises Fei as well as helping the Second Stage Children

Little Fei hated mochi with every fiber of his tiny adorable being

Senguuji Daigo is a single dad, his wife died giving birth to Yamato

Minamisawa's parents moved to out of the county because of his dad's work, he moved to a school with dorms because of this

Yamato loves his dad despite all the things he did but acknowledges that he did horrible things

Yamato styles his hair to look like his dad, his natural hair color is white

Kurosaki Makoto doesn't understand the internet, he is like a 80-year-old man in a teenager's body

Yukimura lives with Fubuki, his parents died aren't around much and Fubuki became his legal guardian

The second stage children are the descendants of the characters. Most obvious is Zanark and Zanakuro & Saru and Tenma

The members of Protocol Omega are Second Stage Children that El Dorado got to first

Beta is Sakura's descendant

The members of Chrono Strom that weren't picked for the Earth Eleven have a weekly bitching session topics include Shinsuke being a traitor, if Saru was a Tenma's descendant, and so on

The Earth Eleven do not know about Chrono Storm or the Revolution against Fifth Sector, they are very confused by inside things said by more aware characters

Shindou hated the Earth Eleven because they didn't respect Soccer

Tenma misses Fei, and every year on the day they meet he would go out to sulk and cry

Tenma & Tsurugi broke a goalpost when practicing Fire Tornado Double Drive, Gouenji paid for it

Kariya found out about the Aliea Academy stuff after he tricked Nagumo into telling him

Tenma, Tsurugi and Shindou were 100% sure that Zanakurou was Zanark fucking with them and were waiting for Fei too

Tenma was very disappointed when Fei didn't show up

The Second Stage Children have Totems, that's why SARU is a monkey

After being told about the Alien situation, Kirino went to Kazemaru for advice about being left behind being vague enough that he didn't spill any information about the aliens since they were in a public park and thought Kazemaru already knew about it

Kazemaru did in fact not know about the aliens and was very confused by Kirino but still gave him advice about his dark emperor experience while not telling all the things about the Dark Emperors

The Aliens don't know about Kenshin or Mixi-Max and only banned it since they assumed that it was an advantage to Earth

All the SSC kids have SOULS and Kenshins, their bodies just can't handle having or using them

Besides the SSC, if a normal person has a kenshin they can't use a SOUL and vice versa

The exception to this is people who mixi-max or Kenshin bonds someone with a SOUL, so Tsurugi & Shindou have Ookami and Peacock because of Gryphon

Ares/Orion Centric

Since Hiroto & Atsuya live in this reality and Ichihoshi Mitsuri is dead in that reality, I imagine in GO Ichihoshi Mitsuri is alive

Tenma's super good at house work & cooking! As seen in the manga!

Tsurugi's horrible at housework & especially cooking. He once created Mutant Broccoli that the team had to fight.

Shindou is semi-capable of housework & can make basic things in cooking.

Torb/Sor is in the same generation as Endou Canon, Baddap Sleed and so on

Toramaru joined Kidokawa Seishuu because he still idolizes Gouenji

Tsunami & Tobitaka don't play soccer in this reality

Since Gouenji never went to Okinawa, Tenma got extremely injured and got transferred to Inazuma Hospital & meet and befriended Yuuka & the Tsurugi Brothers and later Taiyou

The GO Kids attend different schools in this reality, here are some of the examples;

Kariya attends Alia/Eisei Academy instead of Raimon

Taiyou attends Outei Tsukinomiya because of Nosaka

Lus Kasim is a jack of all trades, Master of none as seen by the fact he was a FW, MF & DF

Tenma & Tsurugi attend Kidokawa Seishuu

Norika is the physically strongest of the Inakuni Raimon members, she's like the Team's strong mom

The real reason that Raimon were separated was because the Orion foundation wanted to weaken Japan

The Guardians of the Queen replaced Orpheus because Orpheus didn't want to work for Orion and were all injured by the disciples

The Ares/Orion timeline was created by El Dorado's meddling in the timeline

Zhao Jinyun knows about the original universe, he accidentally traveled there once

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wanderingaroundwithmysoul · 30 days

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I think you're the only RP blog I follow that has unique character tags for every character in reblogs lol. How do you remember them all?

-🚬

Idk, I just think it's fun haha. And the thing is, I... don't remember them. I mostly rely on Tumblr to suggest the tag when I start typing a character's name.

I mean, look how many I can get to pop up :P

{glad to see you're still kicking} Alice Abernathy

{you look way too familiar} Alicia Marcus

{what's your problem, man?} Albert Wesker

{alf? shut it} Alfonso Warner

{we're gonna get you outta here} Angela Ashford

{what's your goal?} Ada Wong

{nice work} Abigail

{he was twice the man you are} Bad Carlos

{you don't deserve the same respect as him} Bad One

{bastard} Bennett

{thanks... yeah, yeah, I'll be more careful} Betty Grier

{you've gotta let me see that gun, dude} Barry Burton

{we'll keep you safe, kid} Becky

{can I bum a smoke offa you?} Carlos Oliveria

{I'll leave all that tech shit to you} Chad Kaplan

{I respect you, redfield} Claire Redfield

{I'm always down to talk guns} Chase McAvoy

{that's gotta be a stage name} Crystal Waters

{I like your gunwork} Cobalt

{what's your whole deal?} Chris Redfield

{would rather not see that} Dead Rain

{god... again?} Doc

{sir?} James Shade

{I'll never forget you, man} J.D. Salinas

{you're with s.t.a.r.s., right?} Jill Valentine

{we don't got time for you to get cold feet} Kim Yong

{I like you, kid} K-Mart

{my brother was a fan of you} Luther West

{matt's sister, huh?} Lisa Addison

{the platin' on those deagles is nice} L.J. Wade

{I'm gonna deck you} Leon S. Kennedy

{sorry for slapping you around back at the mansion} Matthew Addison

{you kinda remind me of someone} Mikey

{I'm all good... appreciate it} Olga Danilova

{infected, huh?} Peyton Wells

{who let this asshole have my face?} Rain Melendez

{your aim needs work, hippie} Rain Ocampo

{homicidal bitch} Red Queen

{what're you wearin'?} Suburban Alice

{you're a real asshole} Spence Parks

{get that camera outta my face} Terri Morales

{he ain't a talker} Vance Drew

{your sister killed my team} White Queen

#[good lord I have way more these than I thought I did lmao]#[this is a GOOD chunk of the movie characters]#[I have no memory of some of these]#{outta ammo!} ooc #🚬

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skamenglishsubs · 3 years

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Subtext and Culture, Young Royals, Season 1, Episode 2

Episode 2 picks up the morning day after the initiation party, the girls are having breakfast lunch at their dorm, the boys at theirs, and everyone wants the juicy details about what happened at the party...

Culture: Tell me more, tell me more, did you get very far? Although, it's pretty funny how the roles are reversed, Maddie is all "meh" about it, while Nils tells a different story. Then again, since when do you get together after a blowjob?

Culture: I actually have no idea why Simon is having breakfast at Skogsbacken, since regular schools only cover lunch for students, everyone eats breakfast at home, and then goes to school. Then again, it allows a scene where (Never mind, they're having lunch, thanks @kamand !) Blink and you miss it: Wilhelm casts some nervous glances at Simon after having been called out for disappearing at the party and almost forced to confess to making out with someone.

Culture: I know Felice is trying to put August down, but don't knock a proper Swedish pizza! As much as I like living in the US, they can't fucking make pizzas here, and the first thing I eat every time I go back to Sweden is always a real pizza. With pineapple and shrimp as God intended pizza to be made!

Culture: August is namedropping ski resorts in the Alps, which is where you go skiing in Europe if you have money, although Saint-Martin-de-Belleville is actually near Val Thorens in France, while Verbier is in Switzerland. It does have a three-star restaurant, though. Sweden and Norway have a couple of decent ski resorts, but the Scandinavian mountain chain is simply not as impressive as the Alps.

Subtext: Remember Wilhelm getting up and hurrying to math class in the beginning of the scene? It was so he could grab the other seat next to Simon, because he knows Simon is gonna sit next to Sara, since no-one else does.

Culture: Formally greeting your teacher before class is very uncommon in Sweden, but since Hillerska is all about discipline and tradition, of course they do it. Note that they're again using the formal Swedish title for male teachers, Magister, which in a regular school would be kind of a joke, since teachers and students are on a first-name basis with each other.

Subtext: Wilhelm is exposing how the world works if you have money. At Simon's old school, studying alone would result in good grades, but Hillerska is slightly corrupt and almost expects the students to essentially pay for getting a good grade.

Subtext: Simon is lying to his teacher, he absolutely hasn't talked to his parents about paying for private lessons.

Subtext: No, Sara absolutely does care about what other people think about her, and when she directly tells Felice that she would actually like some friends, that's when Felice gets it and starts making an effort to become real friends with her.

Culture: They're all bilingual at Simon's home, they're all speaking Spanish and Swedish, although Linda has a very noticeable accent to her Swedish. Based on demographics and statistics, the most likely scenario is that Linda immigrated to Sweden from Chile, met Micke, and started a family. In real life, Omar Rudberg was born in Venezuela and grew up in Sweden, while Carmen Gloria Pérez was born in New York, and grew up in Puerto Rico.

Subtext: Remember how I talked in the intro post about how distant social classes know nothing of each other? Ayub and Rosh are either working class or lower middle class like Simon, and since rowing is a typical upper class sport, they know nothing of it, they don't even think of it as a real sport. Unlike football, which is a proper working class sport, they know all about that!

Subtext: Scandinavia has Jantelagen, and everyone there thinks it's uniquely Scandinavian, but all countries have some form of Tall Poppy Syndrome. In this scene, Simon is starting to make a class journey, he started rowing, he started trying to fit in with the other upper-class kids, and getting into a relationship with someone as upper-class as Wilhelm would definitely move him all the way. But going on a journey means leaving things behind, which is why Rosh and Ayub are cutting him down and literally turning their backs on him. They like it in the small town of Bjärstad, why can't he be happy there too? Why is he betraying his roots?

Subtext: This comment from August nicely foreshadows a later episode when August does something traceable on a School computer...

Subtext: What August means is that he's not sure Wilhelm has the same desire to be accultured into the upper class, to play the part of a proper prince, in the same way that he and Erik have accepted their roles and are even enjoying them.

Culture: Although it's impossible to read the name of the medicine, the paper tag on the bottle indicates that it's some kind of prescription medicine. From the conversation with Vincent, we learn that it's some kind of ADHD medication, probably some kind of Dextroamphetamine since those improve athletic ability and cognitive functions in healthy people.

Culture: Birkenstock sandals are associated with hippies in Sweden as well as in many parts of the world, so August is actually saying that the school counselor isn't really part of the same upper-class society as the rest of the staff. And again, his use of the word sosse drives the point home.

Subtext: Consequently, the counselor sees right through August and refuses to immediately prescribe him the medication that he wants...

Subtext: ...even though August tries to both bribe him and threaten him into giving him the medication he wants.

Subtext: A big theme of this episode is class journeys, and in this scene and a previous exercise scene, August gushes about how good a thing that is, how proud he is of Simon for going on one, and spouts some crap about how everyone can make it if they really want to.

Subtext: Thankfully, Madison says what we're all thinking: August is full of shit, life isn't fair, and they're only at the school because they were born into privilege.

Blink and you miss it: After Wilhelm has nervously texted his crush for the first time, he starts to bite his fingernails, but quickly stops himself, because why would he be nervous? He's just texting another boy about rowing practice, there's nothing more to it!

Subtext: Simon's texting game is on point though, he knows exactly what he should write to get Wilhelm to go on a totally-not-a-date with him.

Subtext: In the same way that August couldn't convince the counselor about being sick, I don't think Wilhelm's atrocious acting here convinces August that he's sick either.

Culture: Public transport in the greater Stockholm area - or wherever we're supposed to be - is of course cash-less, and you pay by either charging a special card, or by signing up in their app and buying tickets through there. The point of this scene though is to drive home how Wilhelm has never ever had to take the bus before in his life, and therefore has no idea how it works.

Culture: The totally-not-a-date starts at a Circle K, which in Sweden is just another gas station, but it is actually a Canadian multi-national convenience store corporation. The price of gas is of course posted in kr/l, and 13.98kr/l corresponds to roughly $6/gal.

Subtext: Throughout the totally-not-a-date, Wilhelm is trying to reach for common ground with Simon, trying to show him how he's just a regular guy...

Subtext: ...but then real life intrudes, Wilhelm is recognized by some local girls, who call out to him and run away giggling, which shows how he's not a regular guy, he's going to get recognized wherever he goes.

Culture: Kokt eller grillat, boiled or grilled, are the two ways you can get your hot-dog at pretty much any hot-dog place in Sweden, and ketchup and mustard is always offered. The correct answer to this question is of course grilled, with ketchup and mustard, and this just shows that Wilhelm is a man of culture and good taste. Unfortunately, they were out grilled ones, so they all got boring soggy boiled hot-dogs instead. Is there a metaphor here? I don't know.

Subtext: Again, the show drives home the point that absolutely no-one has a problem with people being gay. Simon is clearly out to Ayub and the rest of his friends, and Ayub immediately picks up on the fact that this is totally a date.

Blink and you miss it: Ayub nudges Simon with his elbow to tell him that he should make a move on Wilhelm.

Culture: What we're looking at is just the local junior/high school football team, Bjärstad, playing a match against some other unnamed junior football team. Since the stakes are super low, the audience basically consists of whichever parents and friends of the players that could be bothered showing up.

Culture: Driving age is 18 in Sweden, and even then getting your own car at that age is extremely uncommon. However, you can easily get a license for a moped when you turn 15, so these are the vehicles of choice for teenagers to get around.

Subtext: August found out about Wilhelm's trip to town, but his main problem with it is that he wants Wilhelm to stop slumming it with lower class people, and to start hanging out with everyone at school instead, so that he can be properly accultured into the upper class. Again, sosse in this context means working class, not socialist.

Subtext: Although Simon felt really great about his first date with Wilhelm, the text message reminds him that Wilhelm isn't a regular person, and that even this innocent little trip generates interest and scrutiny, and can't be posted publicly.

Culture: As everyone should have noticed by now, Madison keeps speaking English, while everyone speaks to her in Swedish, so clearly she understands it. But here she gives her motivation for sticking to English, and that is that she doesn't feel she's good enough at speaking Swedish. Boarding schools like Hillerska attracts international students that have some kind of connection to the country, so a likely scenario is that Madison grew up in the US with a Swedish parent, and she's being sent here to experience Swedish culture and get immersed in the language to learn it better.

Cinematography: This shot of August drives really home all the pressure he is under, he's out of drugs, the headmistress just hinted that he's out of money, and he's literally being weighed down by books and work-out weights.

Subtext: Simon has kept his visits to Micke a secret from Sara, so here he has to intervene to make sure August doesn't accidentally reveal this to her. He also wants to protect his sister, so he's redirecting August's search for drugs onto himself.

Subtext: And on the flipside, Simon isn't really telling his dad that Sara still hates him and really doesn't want to see him, so he's vague when Micke asks about Sara and Linda.

Culture: Finally a bottle of medicine where we can read the label! Unfortunately for Simon, this is Tramadol, an opiate prescribed for pain relief, which is the complete opposite of the kind of drugs August wants.

Subtext: If you haven't figured out yet that this episode is about class journeys, August spells it out for us here. However, the reason he's "congratulating" Simon in front of everybody is because Simon just supplied him with more drugs, so this is his way of thanking him, since he can't really pay him.

Blink and you miss it: For a split second, Wilhelm grabs Simon's leg during the scary scene.

Subtext: The entire dialogue of the movie works as subtext for what's actually going on between Wilhelm and Simon at this point, and Wilhelm is getting a little freaked out by this sneaky display of affection.

Subtext: The movie also puts words on the implications of Wilhelm getting together with a boy, what about having kids in the future? Can you carry on your family name and traditions, or will they die with you?

Lost in translation: The plaque actually says "FEEL YOUR RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE HERITAGE". Even though the plaque means the heritage and legacy of the school itself, Wilhelm is thinking about his legacy, his heritage, and how getting together with Simon would threaten that.

Lost in translation: Wilhelm actually says "jag är inte en..." - "I'm not a..." before he stops himself. So it's not possible that he was trying to say "I'm not gay", because that doesn't work grammatically in Swedish either. He could be trying to say "I'm not a guy like that" or "I'm not a guy who likes guys", that would work.

Cinematography: The framing and silhouetting of this shot is just chef's kiss. The outline of their hair allows us to see who is who, and we can see from their poses that Simon is welcoming a kiss, while Wilhelm is still hesitating.

#young royals #young royals subtext #young royals analysis

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thebestofoneshots · 3 years

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Time variant 30578

Summary: You end up on the TVA after becoming a nexus event. Just before you get reset Mobius appears to recruit you into the team to catch Loki’s variant.

You’re not too happy about it.

Word Count: 3.3 K

Paring: Loki x Reader

Rating: T

Disclaimer: There is a rather graphic attempt of su*cide the beginning so reader’s discretion is advised. There’s also a lot of curse words, but it’s mostly all fun banter.

[Y/N’s apartment, 2076, Chicago]

You breathed in deeply, the rope around your neck was tight, the chair was flimsy enough under your feet. All you had to do was kick it. And it would all end. There and then. Simple and basic. You breathed in deeply and after a few minutes, you kicked it. The rope tightened. You could feel your body trying to itch for air. It couldn’t, gravity wouldn’t allow it. Instinctively your hands went around the rope and you felt as if your eyes were blowing out of their sockets, maybe the pills would have been a better idea.

Then a window-like thing appeared in front of you. People entered your room and one of them cut the rope that was stopping you from drawing any air in. You instantly dropped to the ground. Barely able to move, your neck hurt and so did your arms from the fall. A man from behind got really close to you and put a collar on your neck. You started to reincorporate and tried to take it off, it was useless.

“What the fuck?” You asked as you saw the men and women in their strange uniforms, with the logo “TVA” plastered all over them.

“Variant has been captured,” one of them said through some sort of communication device.

“Variant? Miss, I’m gonna have to ask you to leave. This is private property. And if you didn’t notice. I was actually in the middle of something…”

A man from behind grabbed your arm tightly and started dragging you to the window-like thing. “What the hell?” You managed to say before being dragged into it.

[TVA OFFICES]

You looked around, the window portal thingy had taken you to what looked like an office. A friendly-looking man greeted the woman and the man that were holding you captive.

“Oh, so this is like some sort of weird right before death dream isn’t it?” You said out loud.

The woman raised her eyebrows. And dragged you to some elevator-like doors that closed after you were in them. There was a robot in front of you. With a creepy smile on his screen.

“So what? You’re going to give me a makeover?” You asked. In a few seconds, the robot burned off your clothes and left you but naked. Just as you were about to complain you fell down a trap door.

“Fuck,” you said as you stood up. “My butt hurts,” you said as you noticed you were now wearing clothes again. Now it was a jail-like uniform with the words TVA plastered on them.

“Please sign that this is everything you’ve ever said,” a bored-looking man said from behind a desk.

“No way you’ve recorded that,” you said. A page printed itself with those same words written on it.

“This one as well,”

You raised your eyebrows and signed the form. Then you fell again. This one was a different room, there was a metal-like detector in front of you.

“Please confirm that to your knowledge you’re not a fully robotic being were born as an organic creature and do in fact possess what many cultures would call a soul.”

“Are you asking me if I’m a robot?”

The man didn’t even turn to look at you and repeated the exact same thing he’d said before.

You frowned and brought your arm to your mouth, biting it rather sharply. “Yup, flesh, and bones.”

“Thank you for confirming, move through”

You looked around and stepped through. The picture printed an image-like thing. “What's that?”

“An aura picture,” he responded not minding you crouching closer to him.

“What? Like the hippies?” You asked.

“Please step on that yellow chart on the floor.”

You reluctantly did as told, “I’m not gonna fall again, will I?” You asked. It was too late, invisible gates underneath opened and you ended up on a different floor again. “God damnit I’ve been falling for 30 minutes,” you complained as you rubbed your butt a bit, it was sore already after landing on it so many times. Who would’ve thought the first time your butt would be sore would be because of a weird place like this rather than something fun. As you stood up a man wearing the TVA uniform asked you to take a number.

You looked around suspiciously “is this hell?” You whispered to the man next to you.

“Please continue on the line.”

“Oh this is totally hell,” you concluded “it’s going to be an endless series of waiting in lines and then it’s just gonna go all over again, ain’t it? Like in that one TV show about hunting ghosts.”

“You might be thinking: this is hell…” you heard from the TV. A clock figurine that introduced herself as Miss Minutes started explaining everything to you. What was the TVA, that you were a nexus event or something? And that your timeline would be reset to preserve the “sacred timeline”. Which sounded like a fever dream. You were sure you hadn’t taken any weird pills before your incident in the morning, but hey, maybe someone did put something on your coffee. “Sacred timeline,” you thought “I’ve watched way too much Doctor Who, who’d think of something so ridiculous?”

“Your number, ” said the guy in front of you. You handed in your little paper and you were transported into a courtroom.

…

“So, how do you plead?”

“Wait a minute… you’re telling me, you, are the timekeepers or whatever and I was not supposed to kill myself which is why I’m here. But now you’re going to reset the side timeline that I accidentally created and in doing so you also have to reset me…”

“That’s correct,” said the judge woman.

“But by resetting me, your basically going to delate my version of me from existence. So, why didn’t you just let me die?”

“Side timelines need to be stopped as soon as possible. How do you plead? Innocent or guilty?”

“If I say guilty then I die?”

“It’s a bit more complicated than that…”

“This version of me ceases to exist then.”

“Essentially yes.”

“Well then, I plead—“

“—Wait a minute…” a blonde guy said after storming in. “She might be useful.”

You turned around frowning “you’re interrupting my death sentence!”

“It’s not a death sentence…” the woman corrected, she then quickly turned to the man “what is it Mobius?”

“She’s a chaos expert. She studies catastrophes, we know them as apocalypses. She can be really useful on our current case.”

“Oh no, I’m super not useful, I plead guilty. GUL-TY.”

“Shut up, I’m trying to save you,” he whispered.

“I don’t want to be saved,” you whispered back.

He quickly ignored you and turned towards the judge woman again “as I was saying, she’ll be useful on this case. She’s an expert.”

“You’ve already interrupted Loki’s sentence, do you really think you can get away with interrupting hers?”

“Loki?” You asked, “New York Loki? ‘In the end, you will always kneel’ Loki? Man, he was a sensation back in the 10’s. Grandma used to tell me all about him and the battle of New York. I even took a side curse on all of his scheming on earth. Did you know he’s suspected to be B. D. Cooper?”

“As I was saying, she’s very knowledgeable on Loki AND in history…”

“Oh no, I know nothing, I’m basically useless…” you responded.

“Right, but when Loki destroyed New York in 2014—“

“—That was on 2012 tho,” you replied instinctively to later realized you’d contradicted what you said first.

“That proves my point. She’ll be perfect for this case.”

“No, she won’t.” You argued.

“She’ll work alongside Loki to catch his variant.”

“Alongside who did you say?”

The judge woman seemed to think about it for a minute. “Fine. But it’s the last time you burst into one of my trials Mobius, I’m not joking around.”

He nodded. “Please follow me, Miss (Y/N),” he said before waiting to walk out of the courtroom.

“Does this mean I won’t get rested?” You asked.

“Not for now,” the woman responded.

“Well fine then. All I wanted to do today was die but now I’m going to be a time traveler that solves time crimes to preserve the holly timeline. What a long Wednesday…”

“It’s sacred timeline,” Mobius corrected.

“What?” You shrugged.

“It’s sacred timeline, not holly timeline.”

“Right.”

The two of you walked in silence through a series of corridors that looked like an office from the late 20th century but weirdly space-y until you arrived at what looked like a file room. You looked around. And saw him sitting on one of the tables with a bunch of papers on top. He looks exactly the same as in the old videos you thought. Maybe a little less regal?

“(Y/N), this is Loki. Loki this is (Y/N). She’ll be helping us with the case.”

“We don’t need a…” he seemed to struggle with what to define you as “…mortal’s help.”

“See?! Can I go back to being eliminated now?” You asked.

Loki raised an eyebrow. So this girl wants to be reset. He thought.

“Reset,” Mobius corrected. “And no, she’s an expert Chaos Historian. She knows it all about apocalypses.”

“Right… if you really think she’ll be useful, I guess she can try to solve this.”

“He really is like in the videos,” you whispered to Mobius. “This is pretty exciting you know. As a historian I mean. It’s like meeting Hitler or something.”

“Are you comparing me to a racist dictator?” Loki asked clearly annoyed.

“Well, your whole ‘you were made to be ruled’ speech is kinda dictator-y,” you argued.

“That’s utter nonsense. Humankind is inferior as a whole, not some more than others.”

“Oh, so you’re racist just towards humankind. Aren’t we like a race as a whole? Like an alien race or something for you Asgardians?”

“But we’re gods,” Loki argued.

“Well, that certainly sounds something a supremacist would say. Especially one like Adolf,” you shrugged.

“I am NOT like him,” Loki said as he stood up.

“All right kiddos, it’s time to cool down and focus on the task at hand…”

“But she called me Hitler,” Loki complained.

“Well I’m sorry, but it’s kinda true,” you retorted.

“Do you want to get killed?” He threatened standing up to overpower you with his tallness.

“As a matter of fact. I kinda do,” you replied.

“All right. Nobody’s killing anybody at the moment. (Y/N), we need your knowledge. You’ll be doing a favour to humanity. Wouldn’t you like to do something great before being reset?”

You frowned “I guess going out on a blaze of glory is better than with a rope around my neck…”

Loki coed his head. You were certainly something different from what he expected mortals to be like.

“Great!” Mobius replied. “That’s exactly the kind of energy we want! Now (Y/N). We need to find an apocalyptic event, that happened from 2047 to 2051.

“Hey! I was born in 2051!” You responded excitedly. But curiosity got you right after “Wait. Why those dates?”

“That’s when kablooie was sold.” Answered Mobius, as if it made total sense.

“Aha…” you responded.

“It’s an unintentional clue that the variant left.”

“How do you know it was unintentional?”

“They left it there just to mess with the timeline, they didn’t know it’d be a way to find them.”

“Right!” You nodded. Would Loki really be so careless? You thought. “All right then,” you started reciting all the events you recalled from the top of your head “we’ll there’s the climate disaster of 2048, the Tsunami on 2051 (357 people dead), the eruption of the Krakatoa on the 49 (as bad Pompeii), there’s the flood of New York in the 46, the pandemic of the Coronavirus variant on 51. The Alabama storm in 2050, the meteorite in—“

“Wait what did you just say?” Loki stopped you.

“The meteorite in Argentina in 2047?”

“Before that.”

“The Alabama storm, where the whole was destroyed. 107 people dead.”

“That’s the one! It was a store, right?” Loki asked checking the files.

“Yes! Roxxcart.”

Loki nodded.

“Of course! Roxxcart must have carried kablooie!” You answered excitedly.

“The two of you will steal my job if I’m not careful,” said Mobius. “I’ll be back, rest and be ready,” he said before walking out of the library.

You looked around and then leaned towards Loki. “So tell me Loki, is it true that you were also being controlled by the mind gem?”

“I beg your pardon?” He asked seemingly annoyed.

“Well, there’s this, rather underground theory that says that you were being controlled by the mind stone, by Thanos. That when you got the scepter it was somewhat manipulating and it forced you or at least inclined you to do all that stuff in 2012. See most of the records say you have green eyes. And your eyes do tend to be more green-y in pictures and paintings prior to 2012. But in 2012 they were very blue, almost the color of the people that you enchanted with the scepter.” You leaned in even closer “Even right now, they’re more green than blue.”

He seemed to think about it for a second. He sure was above the abilities of the stones to alter people's feelings, right? He was a God after all. But then again, he was curious since he had not been inclined to conquer earth beforehand. Had he been manipulated? Him? The realization hit him, and it showed on his face, which he quickly changed for a more relaxed one “That’s utter nonsense.”

You looked at him closely and then laughed, reclining back to your chair “you’d think the God of Lies would be better at lying.”

“I will stab you.”

“With this thing around my neck,” you said moving the time necklace thingy around. The rope had chaffed your neck and the material of the necklace only made it more painful “you’d be doing me a favour.”

“I can ask Mobius to take it off. They took mine off when I became their assessor”.

You raised your eyebrows “oh, so he’s influential then.”

“I’m always influential darling.”

“How did you end up here?” You asked curiously.

“I stole the tesseract after the avengers messed with time travel, in 2012.”

“Oh… so you don’t know…” you said thinking of his future.

“I do.” He responded coldly.

“I’m sorry…” you added.

“Me too… what about you?”

“Oh… I tried to kill myself and the TVA didn’t like it.”

“That explains your careless attitude, and lack of fear towards me.”

“I wouldn’t fear you, even if I wasn’t suicidal, Loki. I mean yes, you destroyed half New York and created chaos all around. But to me, you come off as somebody I could reason with, I don’t fear reasonable people. You can always change their mind.”

“You think a mere mortal could change my mind?”

“I’ve done it twice already, Loki.”

“What?”

“You despised me at the beginning, you thought of me as inferior, that I would only be a nuisance. But, I’ve earned some of your respect, especially now that you realized I’m not full of bullshit whenever I talk. And the second time was when told you about the theory. You considered what I said, you’re doubtful now, even if you’ll never admit it.”

He stared deep into your eyes as if trying to gather information from them. This talked remind him of the time Mobius accused him of enjoying hurting people. He didn’t like it. Humans were not supposed to be this wise. Especially young ones.

“Do I have something in my face?” You joked, trying to make him uncomfortable.

He leaned back and smirked “I’ll never tell you.”

You frowned and tried really hard not to bring your hands to your face. You knew he was trying to trick you. And yet, what if you had some weird blood-sucking space mosquito on your forehead?

By then Mobius had come in again, “Pack you bag kiddos, we’re going to the ’50s.”

“Time travel! How fun!” You nodded and walked alongside Mobius. Then you whispered, “hey Mobius! Do I have something in my face?”.

Loki repressed a laugh from the back. He still had the touch.

[Roxxcart Store, Alabama, 2050]

“The variants stay with me,” said Hunter B-15. You grabbed your neck, the ghost of the time collar still annoying you. Even if Mobius had actually been kind enough to take it off.

After being separated from the rest, Hunter B-15 was possessed by the variant.

“Didn’t know you had mind control,” you whispered to Loki.

He just gave you a look without responding. “I’m, just gonna let you to talk things out…” you said giving a few steps back and maintaining a reasonable distance in case things got violent. Which had been wise since just a few minutes after the two Lokis, evil variant with a different body now, started throwing things at each other. You stood mostly behind your Loki. While you knew he really wouldn’t make an effort to stop you from being killed (which was now an issue to you for some reason), it felt safer than the possessed variant Loki.

At some point, a flying computer was crossfired and it was directed straight towards your face. You started contemplating how miserable your death would seem when another thing, whatever it was, stopped it from hitting your face by hitting it on the side and causing it to change course. You turned towards Loki, your eyes locked with each other. “Did you just?”

He shrugged and continue his fight. “If you had any honour, you’d fight me yourself.” He said as the big guy choked him.

“I’ve got shit to do,” responded the man posses by the other Loki and threw Loki Loki towards a bunch of toys.

The big guy looked at you threateningly and smiled when he realised you wouldn’t be a threat. This Loki doesn’t seem so reasonable, you thought. He went back to his task and you ran towards Loki.

“You all right?” You asked as he stared at the ceiling.

He was tempted to respond ‘why do you care?’ But instead nodded. “Go get ‘em,” you said and extended your hand to help him up. Which he reluctantly took.

He walked towards the big guy and he turned with a smile “brace yourself…” he said before collapsing down. A hidden figure appeared. They took off the hood and revealed themselves to be a female.

It makes sense, you thought. He’s a shapeshifter.

“This isn’t about you, Loki,” she said before grabbing a small square and opening one of those time portals. She walked and disappeared in it.

Mobius was already getting to where you were. “Loki! (Y/N)! Wait!”

You looked at Mobius. And then at the portal. “I don’t want to be reset anymore,” You whispered.

Loki frowned.

“I want to live,” you nodded and after looking at Mobius one last time, you followed the female Loki through the portal.

“Loki wait!” Mobius screamed as he ran towards him. Loki looked towards them, hearing him scream over and over the same words.

I want to live as well, he thought before following you through the portal that closed right after him.

“Damn it,” said Mobius as he contemplated the empty space that been left behind.

Read Part 2 here

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pettyrevenge-base · 2 years

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I got fired but you cleaned the bathroom.

My very first job that wasn't for a friend or family member lasted less than 72 hours.

It was a Midwestern burrito chain, the place they "Bob your burrito" at.

It was my first closing shift ever, that meant 3:00am as we were a college town and it was Saturday.

We are literally under the three minute mark to close and most of the steak is gone, the cook has gone back to get a start on dishes and the manager and team lead are nowhere to be found. It's me, doing my first closing shift, the cook, pretty sure he was an alcoholic in his 50s still working minimum wage and the cashier chick, a girl I knew from high school and was a super senior hippy chick.

In walks the three Chads and two Karens drunk.

Chad one

Steak burrito.

Karen one

Veggie rice bowl

So on and so on until Chad three asked for a steak burrito as well.

Cashier chick already used the last of the steak for burrito one. She apologized informed him we are out of steak and offered a replacement.

Chad three was having none of it and started whining for a manager, a discount and for extra steak,, you know, the steak that Chad one was munching down.

In fact Chad one even said it was bull shit we didn't cook more steak for them. While munching on the last of the steak.

It's ten minutes after close and the cook walks out the back as he had finished all the dishes and tools. I know it was exactly 03:10am when he left because the C.C.T.V. video I was forced to watch as I was getting fired the next day.

Anyway he eventually went with chicken and all five of them left to wait for a taxi. Yes this was before Uber.

We finish cleaning and I'm heading to the doors to lock them and Chad three walks back in saying he had to use the restroom. I follow him back to the restroom because I'll have to clean it again after he uses it. The district manager was known to watch the cameras have the manager rip into us if the last time someone left the bathroom wasn't the person cleaning.

As he walks out he smiles at me and says "good luck"

I poke my head in the bathroom and it's destroyed. He had thrown his burrito against the ceiling, urinated everywhere and ripped off the tower dispenser, broke the changing table and plugged the toilet.

I snap

I drop the mop and charge over to Chad three, burst in front of him and lock the door. I lost my shit and started screaming at him and herding him back to the bathroom. Many threats of violence and calling the police at the same time. I still never touched him though. I made Chad three clean the bathroom though he didn't do a great job and then I let him out.

The taxi van picks them up and they leave. I finish cleaning the dining before heading back to the bathroom to fix and clean what I could that Chad three missed.

When I come out there's two police officers knocking on the door.

I unlock and open the doors

The police come in and start to question me about the nights events. I explain what happened and show them the bathroom with burrito on the ceiling and broken items. They asked if I threatened the man. I refused to answer directly and talked about the mess and damage.

They asked to speak to a manager and I exploded. I said I'm the last one here and I can't even lock the back door or set the alarm, that I haven't seen my team lead or manager since shortly after I got there at 8:30pm and then asked I'd I could just go home slightly out of breath and clearly frustrated.

To my surprise they said yes, that they would get in touch with the manager or owner and gave me his card.

I went home and went to sleep looking forward to my day off to catch up on college homework (yes, I didn't get a job until college, I know, shame on me for that)

Nope.

Next day I'm woken up by my phone and it's the district manager demanding I go in immediately. I show up, he takes me into the managers office where he and the manager are, they are very pissed off. They both start ripping into me and asking me what happened.

I explained what happened and they cut me off saying they know what happened, they saw and heard it on the video but why in the world did I force Chad three to clean it?

I really didn't have an answer other than because he made the mess and he did it because we didn't have steak. Then I mentioned that it was my third day and we had no leadership on duty.

I was fired

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jj-babebank · 3 years

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Camp Willowdale / JJ Maybank AU / PART 7

Synopsis: Camp Willowdale is buzzing with new campers. It’s Caroline Windsor’s first year as a camp counsellor after attending the camp as a camper for ten years. Little does she know that this year Willowdale Lake is going to be a little different from what she is used to it being…

Warnings: future chapters may include curse words, mentions of drugs, mentions of alcohol, mentions of sexual activities, mentions of death.

Pairings: JJ Maybank x fem OC Part 1 ; Part 2 ; Part 3 ; Part 4; Part 5 ; Part 6

Masterlist

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Part 7 –

53 of summer camp left

“So what you’re trying to tell me,” croaked Pricilla, lighting a cigarette and taking a long dramatic drag, “Is that you snuck your campers on the boats and went to the stilt house, which is strictly forbidden by the way, and did what again?”

“We found Madison’s dress, Miss P,” explained Caroline, her hair still damp.

Her and Sarah had hurried to get dressed and ran to Pricilla’s office as quickly as their feet could take them. The smell of the dress was lingering around them, the tacky perfume so in their face that the girls were sure that it had been sprayed on it that same day.

Pricilla rolled her eyes at them, not impressed at all, “You see, all I see is a couple of rule-breaking bimbos putting their noses in places that are prohibited and dragging my campers along,” she took yet another drag of her cigarette, “I hate to do this girls, but I’m going to have to deduct points from both of your teams for this,”

Caroline’s eyes grew so big, they could’ve popped out of her head, “Are you being serious? We literally found solid evidence that Madison could be somewhere around here and all you can think about is… deducting points?!”

Pricilla tutted, “Oh, Carrie, when will you ever learn the importance of the Will-all-hail banquet? It’s been a decade and you’re still questioning the graveness of my scoring system,”

“Screw the scoring system!” Caroline raised her voice in the heat of the moment, “What about Madison?”

Pricilla rolled her eyes, “How’d you even know it’s hers anyway? Could be anyone’s, hell, it could even be mine for all I know,”

Sarah spoke up this time, “It’s the perfume, Miss P,” she explained, “I’d recognize that smell anywhere. It’s the old money smell, Madison used to wear it all the time, even when we were kids, it’s part of the reason I despise her so much, I couldn’t stand that smell,”

Pricilla looked at Sarah as if she’d fallen from the ceiling, “So you’re telling me that I have to believe that you,” she pointed at Caroline, “willingly snuck your group onto that barely standing stilt house to do God knows what and found this drape, and you,” she pointed at Sarah this time, making her slightly jump, “can guarantee that this belonged to a girl who disappeared 10 days ago because you recognize the smell?”

“We know it sounds crazy, Miss P, but if you’ll -” Caroline began talking, but Pricilla cut her off.

“I’ll pretend I didn’t hear about you and Maybank’s escapade to the lake house and you’ll pretend you didn’t find this dress, okay?”

“But -”

“No buts, missy, do you know what this can cost me?”

As Pricilla and Caroline began arguing, Sarah took a seat in one of the futon chairs in the camp director’s office and had a look around. If she’d ever questioned why everyone believed Pricilla to be a hotheaded pothead or mild alcoholic, now she knew – the office looked like a hippie hoarder’s wonderland. There was plants, incents, accessories and dust everywhere, she was pretty sure half the vases of the plants were actually bongs, which she thought John B and JJ would greatly enjoy - if she’d learned anything about John B and JJ in their past 10 days of working together, it would have to be their love for all things marijuana. Behind Pricilla’s desk, under the light of the sole window in the entire wooden room, stood a large bookcase, except there was hardly any books on it. The shelves were littered with odd little porcelain figures of smiling animals, dusty half-empty bottles of alcohol and picture frames of people Sarah didn’t recognize at all. One person was a recurring character in most of the photos, it was a girl who looked to be not much older than Sarah herself. She had long mousy brown hair and wore funky accessories in most of the pictures. Sarah guessed her to be Pricilla’s infamous estranged daughter. She sort of resembled her mother, thought Sarah, what with the quirky accessories and beady eyes. Sarah squinted to examine the jewelry the girl in the photos was wearing, a recurring theme being what looked like a firefly brooch. Sarah scoffed at the horrid choice of accessory and turned back around to look at Caroline who was still arguing with Pricilla.

“You can’t just let this happen,” she pleaded, “What if she’s out there and she needs our help? What if this is her leaving us a clue!”

“Zip it, Windsor!” snapped Pricilla, “I’ve just about had it with your shenanigans!”

Sarah decided that this whole argument was pointless and stood up, interjecting, “You know what, Miss P? You’re totally right! We shouldn’t have been lurking and we will totally learn from our mistakes,” she grabbed Caroline and pulled her towards the door, giving her a stern look, as if to tell her to not protest, “Thank you for not deducting points from our groups, we’ll be sure to not mention this to anyone! You have a good day now, Miss P!” with that, she led Caroline outside and slammed the door.

“What’d you do that for?” Caroline snapped.

“Even a blind person could see that that was a dead end, Carrie,” Sarah explained, leading Caroline back to their cabin, “I can’t believe that I’m going to say this, but I think your boyfriend was right,” before Caroline could correct her about how JJ was not her boyfriend, she spoke again, “Madison’s somewhere out there and if we don’t take matters into our own hands, one of us could also get in trouble,”

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tags: @k-k0129 ; @marvellover04 ; @hayleyy-l

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rupturedtaleblog · 3 years

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RUPTUREDTALE END OF YEAR FIVE: A BUNCH OF SPRITE EDITS OF JACK AND HIS DUMBASS FRIENDS

Happy Anniversary, everyone. To celebrate this year, here is another update to the edit compedium of Jack and his dumbass human friends. The bottom two images are the newest additions.

Under the cut you will find a list of names along with the edits' creators.

Enjoy.

Original.

Original Hatless.

Original Hatless & Jacketless

Vriska Serket from Homestuck.

Christmas Outfit.

Phoenix Wright from Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney. (Halloween Costume).

Split Personalitale Jack (First Split).

Split Personalitale Jack (Second Split).

Maid.

Frack.

Jisk 1.

Jisk 2.

Jisk 3.

Jhara.

Jowery.

Jackriel.

penthos.

penthos. (Rupturedtale Edition).

Joseph from Preboot @ut-fragmented-au

Peter from @terraformed-au

Abigail from @ut-ladentrue by Datudou

Valor from @ut-metal-and-magic

Aston from @barrier-blocks-au

Frederick from preboot @whatitoncewas-au

Asgore from Reflective Journey, by @mamar12

Asgore from Reflective Journey, by @mamar12 (joke)

Sans from Reflective Journey, by @mamar12

Frisk from the @ut-tantamount Preboot

Jack from Team Surge Tubertale.

Cole from The Waking Dream.

Hinawa from Mother 3.

Brad Armstrong from LISA The Painful RPG.

The Batter from OFF.

Spades Slick from Homestuck.

Karkat Vantas from Homestuck.

Mario from Super Mario on the PS4.

Porky Minch from Earthbound and Mother 3.

Schoolgirl Jack.

Squidward Jack.

Jack’s Final Form

Broken Jack

Actual Tile as Jack.

Jack as Actual Tile

Female Jack

Fat Jack

Jusie

Jack Pawnthos from @auversallockdown

Vessel Jack by Puffle

Beta Jack by JakeThatDog

Jack With Three Hats by Puffle

Jile by JakeThatDog

Nelson Jack by Aqua

Red Mist Jack by Aqua

Nogla from @official-tubertale by Pixelcrusher

Sans from @ut-storyspin by Pixelcrusher

Reverse Jack by @fmsdraws

Paper Jack by @fmsdraws

Joseph from @ut-fragmented-au by @swordlover87

Jack Caretaker by @fmsdraws

Female Jack by @fmsdraws

Goo Jack by DastardlyDeacon

Frisk from Deacon’s Swapspin by DastardlyDeacon

Frisk (Revised) from Deacon’s Swapspin by DastardlyDeacon

Jinty 2.0 from @rupturedtaleblog by JakeThatDog

Joge from @rupturedtaleblog by JakeThatDog

Joge (Armored) from @rupturedtaleblog by JakeThatDog

Cerulean by DastardlyDeacon

Protagonist of Freefall by Namiki

Nagito Komaeda from Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair by ThatoneJimmy12

Sou Hiyori from Your Turn To Die -Death Game By Majority-

Jack Noir by Alan900900900

Jack as Dusted from @ut-impulse-break by Dihze

Dusted as Jack from @ut-impulse-breakby Dihze

Jack’s Ultimate Form by @swordlover87

[…] from @undert-a-le

Dino Jack

Beefy Jack

Child Jack

Adult Jack

Jris

Yes by @skeletalscallybones

Jack’s Penultimate Form by Jellybean_Bloom

Awful Hospital Jack by Puffle

Awful Hospital Jack (Green) by Puffle

Awful Hospital Jack (Blue) by Puffle

Awful Hospital Jack (Green Gown) by Puffle

Awful Hospital Jack (Blue Gown) by Puffle

Jack Awakening by Puffle

Trans Rights Jack by Puffle

Bear Jack by Puffle

Blackjack

Bojack Horseman from the hit tv sitcom Horsin’ Around.

Jack by Skulgan

Conveniently Shaped Jack by JakeThatDog

Blue Cheesecake by Jellybean_Bloom

LustJack by Jellybean_Bloom

Jackgar by JakeThatDog

98 Killjoy by JakeThatDog

Jack Chungus by Puffle

The Spy by JakeThatDog

The Spy (Disguised as Doge) by JakeThatDog

Goomba Jack by Puffle

Ruptured Jack

This Stop Sign Is a Hexagon by @audiospawn

Upside-Down Jack by Puffle

Jack Dying For Our Sins by Puffle

Tiny Jack

Crossbones from @tsunderswapofficial by Beethovenus

W.D. Jack by JakeThatDog

Jack Spep by Beethovenus

OAGOH AOHG AOGHOA GOAGO OAGH by Beethovenus

Madjack by Beethovenus

Burgerpants from @tsunderswapofficial by Beethovenus

OAOOAOGOGO OOAOAOGAGH by Beethovenus

Wet Jack by Beethovenus

Jack Wazowski by Puffle

Ice Cream Cone Jack by CHAOS_FANTAZY

Jack Unyessing by Jellybean_Bloom

Fresh Jack by Jellybean_Bloom

Tux Jack by Time Traveler

Jack MC by JakeThatDog (why)

99 Hot Air by Puffle

Airplane Jack by Puffle

Alien Jack by Puffle

Alien Jack (Attack Mode) by Puffle

Rubber-Band Jack by Puffle

Jack Simpson by JakeThatDog

Jack HD Remastered by JakeThatDog

Annoying Jack by Puffle

Chef Jack by Puffle

Jaggie Parsa by JakeThatDog

Jalphis by JakeThatDog

Jack from Rupturedcraft by JakeThatDog

Winter Jack by @mamar12

Japyrus by @subna03

Jalsei by @subna03

Jack doing his best by Jellybean_Bloom

JC by JakeThatDog

AK by JakeThatDog

Jack Troll by JakeThatDog

Jack Skellington by JakeThatDog

Business Jack by JakeThatDog

Jack Sanchez by Tyler Boomed

Papyrus from @invertedfate by JakeThatDog

Sack by Thatonejimmy

Jack’s Head

Jack’s Head Yessing

sack rupturedtale by Thatonejimmy

Gabriel by @vuristwo

Bald Jack

Homer Simpson by Tyler Boomed

Peter Griffin by Tyler Boomed

Undetailed Jack by JakeThatDog

Undetailed Jack by Puffle

Bart from Title Pending

Grimmer from Until De4th

Jumbo Jack by JakeThatDog

Glyde After He Stole Jack’s Clothes

Ninty In Jack’s Body by @skeletalscallybones

Shrak Has Swag by @skeletalscallybones

PEPSIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN by @skeletalscallybones

Jack Edit by @wingeddogglob

Yoshikage Kira from Diamond is Unbreakable by Spouting - @ut-sudden-changes

Yoshikage Kira from JOJOLION by Spouting - @ut-sudden-changes

Jack Penthos by Spouting - @ut-sudden-changes

Deltarupture Jack (Light World) by Spouting - @ut-sudden-changes

Deltarupture Jack (Dark World) by Spouting - @ut-sudden-changes

Jack Minecraft Skin by Wrongnut.

Jundyne.

Doge’s Human Cosplay.

Original

Original Hatless.

Original Hatless & Jacketless

Jack as Ellie by Pearl

Ellie as Jack by Pearl

Jack Behind the Slaughter by Pacmaster

Jack Afton by @skeletalscallybones

Villajack by Pacmaster

PogJack by Comic

Goojacks by Soufon

JackChamp by

Kirbjack by

Roblox Jack by Comic

Minecraft Jack by ches

Terraria Jack by ches

Homejack Runner by Pacmaster

Jack Being a Mess by Comic

Crying Jack by Pacmaster

Hippy Jack by Comic

Phantom Jack by Pacmaster

Dark World Jack by Bastian076

Skeleton Jack by

Loss Jack by Audiospawn

Saitajack by Tyler Boomed

Jack Animatronic by Comic

Jack Ghost by Pacmaster

The Jack Apparition by Pacmaster

Furry Jack by averagejokester

Jack Worker by Comic

Worker Jack from Undertale: The Workers by Comic

Spongejack by Comic

Patjack by Comic

Squidjack by Comic

Krabjack by Comic

Jackolette Penthoshire (Q84) by Jack’O Kirby

14-year-old Jack Penthos by Portel

14-year-old Ressie by Portel

Clothes Swap 14-year-old Jack Penthos by Portel

Clothes Swap 14-year-old Ressie by Portel

Clothes Swap Jack Penthos by Portel

Ressie by Portel

“Horror” Jack (inspired by A2E’s Horror Papyrus) by Portel

Clown Jack by Audiospawn

Sus Jack by Subna

Jack Lump by Jack’o Kirby

Unimportant Crewmate by Pacmaster

Jack Crewmate Cerulean

Jack Impostor by Cerulean

Jack Penthos by Seth McFarlane (Comic)

Story of Rupturedtale by Comic

Jrisk by Jack’O Lantern

Korb Jack by CJ

Paper Jack by Comic

PePePenthos by CJ

Penguin Penthos by Comic

Jack Conagher by Portel

Engiejack by Portel

Jackass by Portel

[REDACTED]

Wide Jack by Jack’O Lantern

Same by Puffle

Jack Smoke by JakeThatDog

DIO Penthos by Tyler Boomed

Penthos Sphere by averagejokester

Irritated Dog by Jack’O Lantern

Jusie by Jack’O Lantern

Sack by Jack’O Lantern

Jack Icon by Jack’O Lantern

Jario by Tyler Boomed

Juigi by Tyler Boomed

Jarwio by Tyler Boomed

Jaluigi by Tyler Boomed

Undertale Alpha Jack by Ninadroid

Jack Skellington by Ninadroid

Fish Jack by Ninadroid

Kris Jack by Ninadroid

Echo Flower Jack by Ninadroid

Goat Jack by Ninadroid

Jack Universe by Ninadroid

Jack Stickmin by JakeThatDog

Dog Jack by Ninadroid

Jackstablook by Ninadroid

Evil Chara Jack by Ninadroid

Jemmie by Ninadroid

Jettaton by Ninadroid

Jettaton EX by Ninadroid

Jasgore by Ninadroid

K/DA Akali Jack by Ninadroid

Jack the Clown by Ninadroid

Goku Jack by Ninadroid

Promare Jack by Ninadroid

Cyborg Jack by Ninadroid

JACKsepticeye by Ninadroid

Captain Jack Sparrow by Ninadroid

Inkling Jack by Ninadroid

Rupturedfell Jack by Ninadroid

Spider-Jack by Ninadroid

Onion Jack by Ninadroid

Imannoyed by Skeletal Scallywag

Headcrab Jack by Comic

Cringe Jack by Comic and Skeletal Scallywag

Jaggie by Comic

Jack Toudou by Comic

Jack Suou by Comic

Jack Amano by Comic

Jack Yuki by Comic

Jack Shiomi by Comic

Jack Narukami by Comic

Jack Amamiya by Comic

Jack Frost by Ninadroid

egg

Smurf Jack by JakeThatDog

Jack Penthos (Orange Flavor) by Portel

Oni Penthos by Skeletal Scallywag

Mad Jack by Skeletal Scallywag

Mad Jack Dummy by Skeletal Scallywag

Robot Mad Jack Dummy by Skeletal Scallywag

Jackumi by Skeletal Scallywag

Leack of Rupshido & Ruptohr by Skeletal Scallywag

Shrack by Skeletal Scallywag

Shrack’s First Child by Skeletal Scallywag

Shrak’s Second Child by Skeletal Scallywag

Monke by Skeletal Scallywag

That Guy

Jack Cartman by Tyler Boomed

Jackie Monothos Homeless (Savesister) by Portel

Ack (Monoprism) by Portel

Sheriff Jack (Monoprism) by Portel

The Jack (Monoprism) by Portel

The Jack XL (Monoprism) by Portel

Jack Penthoswell (Monoprism) by Portel

Jackon (Monoprism) by Portel

Jackyrus by Skeletal Scallywag

Penthos-Louie by Portel and Pinokio

Penthos-Louie Taller Portel and Pinokio

Penthos-Louie Tallest Portel and Pinokio

Dejackipated by Skeletal Scallywag

Jackie Monothos (Monoprism) by Portel

Jile by Portel

Steven Penthos by Comic

Jyclops by Jack’O Lantern

Jack Selling His Dignity To Fast Food Corporations by Jack’O Lantern

JAKU NIKU by Jack’O Lantern

Calvin Penthos by skeletal scallywag

Jaxosbra by skeletal scallywag

Jlyde by skeletal scallywag

Jerry by skeletal scallywag

Empathyblook by skeletal scallywag

Jack Pissing by skeletal scallywag

Professionally™️ Upscaled Jack

Jackhog by Jack’O Lantern

Sonic Adventure Ruptured: Jack the Hedgehog by soufon

Doomer Woah Jack by soufon

Jackbox by soufon

Finn Penthos by soufon

Happy Thoughts by soufon

NON- by TippyInk

Jαck by Portel

Spinel Penthos by soufon

Jack Rupturedtale by soufon

Jack Wearing His Clothes Backwards by soufon

Smallest Jack by Comic

Smaller Jack by soufon

Small Jack by Comic

The Jack 2 (Monoprism) by Portel

Jackteria by soufon

Pickle Jack by skeletal scallywag

MnM Jack by Comic

Impailed Jack by TippyInk

String Jack by Pacmaster

Baby Jack (No Hat or Jacket) by TippyInk

Baby Jack (No Hat) by TippyInk

Baby Jack by TippyInk

Jacket by TippyInk

Puppet Penthos by Pacmaster

Jacob Pisti by soufon

Friskjack by soufon

Ghoul Jack by skeletal scallywag

Cool Jack by skeletal scallywag

Azul Jack by skeletal scallywag

Pool Jack by skeletal scallywag

Announcer Jack by TippyInk

Furry Jack by TippyInk

The Unimportant Guardian Fish by Skeletal Scallywag

Pissed off Goose by comic

Jack Spiral by skeletal scallywag

9 GRAND CHILD by skeletal scallywag

Dazed Jack by skeletal scallywag

Empty Jack by skeletal scallywag

The Sneaky Hermit by skeletal scallywag

So Tired by skeletal scallywag

Jar Jar Jinks by skeletal scallywag

Jack-Mono (Monoprism) by Portel

nothing lmao

Jack-Al (Monoprism) by Portel

Jack-Gray (Monoprism) by Portel

Jack-Infant (Monoprism) by Portel

Imposter Jack (Undertαle/Rupturɛdtale?) by Portel

Jack-Monster (Monoprism) by Portel

Jack-Will (Monoprism) by Portel

Jack-Will (Bloody) (Monoprism) by Portel

Jack-Sebon (Monoprism) by Portel

Jack-Sebon (Hospital) (Monoprism) by Portel

Jack-Eye (Monoprism) by Portel

Jack Portelthos by Portel

Jack Earthbound Penthos by Puffle

Jack Earthbound Penthos Variation by Puffle

Jack “Mother 2” Penthos by Puffle

Jack “Mother 2” Penthos variation by Puffle

Charlie Penthos by averagejokester

Ijack by JakeThatDog

Jackvil by JakeThatDog

Jack Mix by skeletal scallywag

Terry Penthos by skeletal scallywag

Jaaron by skeletal scallywag

Human Jhrek by skeletal scallywag

Fracturedstory Jack

OC Sprite by Pixelcrusher

Jack Penthos by Pixelcrusher

Jack Unit by Comic

98 Human Revision by Comic

Poppy by FMSDraws

Jack Wishing For Death by FMSDraws

Regijackgas by Cerulean

Sans Jack by CoolDude

AU Protag Jack by CoolDude

Frisk Jack by CoolDude

Sariel by SoupTaels

Josh by SoupTaels

True Geno’s Gaster by SoupTaels

Sariel (Jack Colors) by SoupTaels

Josh (Jack Colors) by SoupTaels

True Geno’s Gaster (Jack Colors) by SoupTaels

Shroob by Mamar

Brotherhood Sans by Mamar

Subaru Penthos by Tyler Boomed

King Jajajack by skeletal scallywag

Masked King Jajajack by skeletal scallywag

Shadow Jajajack by skeletal scallywag

Jajajack clone by skeletal scallywag

Jajajack clone 2.0 by skeletal scallywag

King J Mind by skeletal scallywag

Parallel Jajajack by skeletal scallywag

Jack Kirby by skeletal scallywag

Jutter and Joast by JakeThatDog

Coffee Shop Jack by Subna

Coffee Shop Frisk With Jack’s Clothes by Subna

Chiaki Nanami by Subna

Jack Nanami by Subna

Jalter Whittle

IF Unjack by skeletal scallywag

Pumpkin Jack by skeletal scallywag

J I O by skeletal scallywag

Jack Resized With An Emulator Filter by Jack’O Lantern

Jack Penthos (Prince of Heart) by averagejokester

Jack Boy by JakeThatDog

Jodd

Jodd Chavez

Gamer Jack by Comic

Unnus

Annus by Portel

IF Jundyne Damaged by skeletal scallywag

Special Hug by skeletal scallywag

Jolbat by JakeThatDog

The Entirety of Twitch Chat by JakeThatDog

Jack “Crazy Frog” Penthos by skeletal scallywag

Jancer by skeletal scallywag

Jlowely by CJ

irl jack by skeletal scallywag

Creeper Jack by Ninadroid

Jack of Kaards by Ninadroid

GEO exe Jack by Ninadroid

Fall Jack by Ninadroid

Jack of the Lantern by Ninadroid

Lion-O Jack by Ninadroid

King Knight Jack by Ninadroid

Galar Trainer Jack by Ninadroid

Count Jackcula by Ninadroid

J-Man by JakeThatDog

Cut Jack (This and the rest are by skeletal scallywag)

Guts Jack

Ice Jack

Bomb Jack

Fire Jack

Elec Jack

Time Jack

Oil Jack

Bond Jack

Metal Jack

Air Jack

Bubble Jack

Quick Jack

Crash Jack

Flash Jack

Heat Jack

Wood Jack

Ghost of Jackob Pentharly

Jack of Christmas past

Jack of Christmas present

Jack of Christmas future

Jacker

Jacunk

Jallade

Jaquint

Tengu Jack

Astro Jack

Sword Jack

Clown Jack

Search Jack

Frost Jack

Grenade Jack

Aqua Jack

Needle Jack

Magnet Jack

Gemini Jack

Hard Jack

Top Jack

Snake Jack

Spark Jack

Shadow Jack

Bright Jack

Toad Jack

Drill Jack

Pharaoh Jack

Ring Jack

Dust Jack

Dive Jack

Skull Jack

Gravity Jack

Wave Jack

Stone Jack

Gyro Jack

Star Jack

Charge Jack

Napalm Jack

Crystal Jack

Dark Jack 1

Dark Jack 2

Dark Jack 3

Dark Jack 4

Blizzard Jack

Centaur Jack

Flame Jack

Knight Jack

Plant Jack

Tomahawk Jack

Wind Jack

Yamato Jack

Freeze Jack

Junk Jack

Burst Jack

Cloud Jack

Spring Jack

Slash Jack

Shade Jack

Turbo Jack

Iceburn Jack

Speedrun Jack

Spike Jack

Oyster Jack

Hack Jack

Leaf Jack

Zap Jack

Coal Jack

Dagger Jack

Wizard Jack

Axe Jack

Soak Jack

Trash Jack

Battery Jack

Sonic Jack

Volt Jack

Dyna Jack

Justice Jack

Death Jack

Crypt Jack

Photon Jack

Pule Jack

Virus Jack

Boom Jack

Shock Jack

Circuit Jack

Charade Jack

Fish Jack

Polar Jack

Terror Jack

Thermo Jack

Thrill Jack

Plague Jack

War Jack

Power Jack

Port Jack

Flare Jack

Jackstar/Sun Jack

Mercury Jack

Venus Jack

Jackrra/Earth Jack

Mars Jack

Jupiter Jack

Saturn Jack

Uranus Jack

Neptune Jack

Pluto Jack

Yoku Jack

Hammer Jack

Nail Jack

Tank Jack

Jet Jack

Glue Jack

Trinitro Jack

Rainbow Jack

Yo-yo Jack

Whirlpool Jack

Blade Jack

Pump Jack

Commando Jack

Chill Jack

Sheep Jack

Strike Jack

Nitro Jack

Solar Jack

Block Jack

Fuse Jack

Acid Jack

Blast Jack

Tundra Jack

Torch Jack

Impact Jack

Bounce Jack

Bit Jack

Shark Jack

Old Wave Jack

Old Oil Jack

Old Blade Jack

Old Torch Jack

Tiny Jack

Jack Cratchit

Jack the Scrooge

The Jack of Ignorance

The Empathetic Wishing Star

Mr Jackwig

Jackred

Jolly old Saint Jack

Concrete Jack

Tornado Jack

Plug Jack

Jewel Jack

Hornet Jack

Magma Jack

Galaxy Jack

Fake Jack

Dangan Jack

Konro Jack

Aircon Jack

Komuso Jack

The Red Clock Jack

The Blue Clock Jack

Compass Jack

Dynamo Jack

Cold Jack

Ground Jack

Pirate Jack

Burner Jack

Magic Jack

Missile Jack

Tide Jack

Reactor Jack

Drake Jack

Todd Pathos.

Maggie Farsa.

Miere Nizer by Mildred.

Sophia Nowakowski

Moira Winters

Whitty by Anonymous

Ruv by Anonymous

Mr. Watters

Jamien by VitalitySensor

Turibo by VitlitySensor

Summer Jack

Jack Penthos (Talent Cultivation Project)

Jack Penthos - Hatless (Talent Cultivation Project)

Dave Strider Cosplay

jans. by AmericanRedcoat

Tapyrus by AmericanRedcoat

Mhara by AmericanRedcoat

Tyler Penthoomed by skeletal scallywag

Jatoki Penthoki by skeletal scallywag

Lucky Juciano by AmericanRedcoat

Moadette by AmericanRedcoat

Toasty Todd by Comic

Toasty Maggie by Comic

Jack Scared Shitless by Comic

Weird Jack by portel

Weird Todd by portel

Weird Maggie by portel

Jack Pathos by CoolDude

Todd Penthos by CoolDude

Tainted Todd - The Faceless by Comic

Tainted Maggie - The Feral by Comic

Tainted Jack - The Nobody by Comic

Tainted Miere - The Knight by Comic

Tainted Marinn - The Instructor by Comic

Jack Fumo by anonymous

Jack Funko Pop by anonymous

Maggie and Temmie by AmericanRedcoat

Jack Scribble

Reruptured Todd by portel

Reruptured Maggie by portel

Reruptured Jack by portel

Reruptured Abelle by portel

Reruptured Todd - Alt by portel

Reruptured Maggie - Alt by portel

Reruptured Jack - Alt by portel

Reruptured Abelle - Alt by portel

Reruptured Maggie Surprised by portel

Reruptured Maggie and Fuzzleworth by portel

Reruptured Sophia by portel

Reruptured Moira by portel

Reruptured Moira Hod Down by portel

big jack by AJ

Tred by Comic

Maphne by Comic

Jaggie by Comic

Jack BF by AmericanRedcoat

Todd Pico by AmericanRedcoat

Maggie Lemon by AmericanRedcoat

Malvin by AmericanRedcoat

Tobbes by AmericanRedcoat

J P'enthos by skeletal scallywag

T P'athos by skeletal scallywag

Jackiragi by skeletal scallywag

Forrack by skeletal scallywag

Jack and Anubis by skeletal scallywag

Asgore Penthos by skeletal scallywag

janic by skeletal scallywag

Jrebuchet by Cooldude

Tack Penthos by Cooldude

Old Man Jack by pacmaster

Jile by pacmaster

Mitled by pacmaster

Jaldi by Veggie

Todd in Froggit Drip by Veggie

Jump Rpe Maggie by Veggie

Jack Scout by Veggie

Heavy Weapons Todd by Veggie

Pyro Maggie by Veggie

Jundyne by Veggie

Tasgore by Veggie

Mmonster Kid by Veggie

Zero Sum x20 by Veggie

Golden Todd by Veggie

Chaos Maggie by Veggie

Minus Monster Jack by pacmaster

Maggie Forgets To Cut Her Hair by Veggie

BALD ASS

THE UNIMPORTANT PAPYRUS by Shiny Emerald

Crab Jack by AmericanRedcoat

Jab by Shiny Emerald

Jirby by Shiny Emerald

Jack Crewmate by Shiny Emerald

Jank by Shiny Emerald

Jack Penthos by Shiny Emerald

Jack Penthos - Hatless by Shiny Emerald

Todd Pathos by Shiny Emerald

Maggie Farsa by Shiny Emerald

Maggie Farsa and Mr. Fuzzleworth by Shiny Emerald

Jarcello by Shiny Emerald

Garcello by JakeThatDog

Jex by Shiny Emerald

Blonde Tdd by portel

Devil Maggie

oh yeah

oh fuck yeah

YEAH

OH FUCK YEAH

HOLY FUCK

OH MY GOD

HAHAHAHA

Junny by Cooldude

Jomori by Cooldude

Tel by Cooldude

Maubrey by Cooldude

Masil by Cooldude

Mobrey by Cooldude

Sero by Cooldude

Big Mate by portel

Big Mate's Depressed Friend by portel

Big Mate's Awesome Friend by portel

Todd Worker by Comic

Maggie Worker by Comic

Jack Worker by Comic

Miere Worker by Comic

Sophia Worker by Comic

Moira Worker by Comic

Moonstriker Jack by portel

Virgo Jack by AmericanRedcoat

Tauros Todd by AmericanRedcoat

Pisces Maggie by AmericanRedcoat

Tohddd Makara by AmericanRedcoat

Jack Senpai by portel

Sophia Freak by portel

Todd Spirit by portel

Azazel Sophie by portel

Jacktaker 1 by portel

Jacktaker 2 by portel

Jacktaker 3 by portel

98 Human (Jack) by JakeThatDog

98 Human (Todd) by JakeThatDog

98 Human (Maggie) by JakeThatDog

98 Human (Moira) by JakeThatDog

98 Human (Sophie) by JakeThatDog

98 Human (Miere) by JakeThatDog

Scrimblo Jack by Waffl'M

Homestuck Terror by Waffl'M

Undertale Terror by Waffl'M

Malley by Waffl'M

Sophia Fuller by Waffl'M

Moira Doing Badass Cosplay Of Underfell Sans by Waffl'M

Mr. Mausono by Tyler Boomed

Crying Maggie by skeletal scallywag

Farsa Kong by skeletal scallywag

Todd Pathos, The Heir of Blood by AJ

Toddathan Pathstar by skeletal scallywag

Part 1 JIO by skeletal scallywag

Part 3 JIO by skeletal scallywag

Heaven Ascension JIO by skeletal scallywag

Splash Maggie

The Maggie of Want

Magelle

Maggie Cratchit

Comet Maggie

Dune Maggie

Beetle Maggie

Polar Maggie

Ghost Maggie by skeletal scallywag

Jack Nizer by Comic

Todd Nowakowski by Comic

Maggie Winters by Comic

Miere Penthos by Comic

Sophia Pathos by Comic

Moira Farsa by Comic

ducc by JakeThatDog

Jack Dearest by pacmaster

Jack Dearest Green by pacmaster

Toddster by pacmaster

Maggie GF by pacmaster

Miere Spirit by pacmaster

Sophia Senpai by pacmaster

Sophia Senpai Pissed by pacmaster

Corrupted Moira by pacmaster

Jackles by skeletal scallywag

Jack The Ripper by skeletal scallywag

Ruptured Jack

Ruptured Todd

Ruptured Maggie

Ruptured Miere

Ruptured Sophia

Ruptured Moira

Farla by portel

Maggie Waggie by portel

Moira Winters (Portelized) by portel

Sophia Nowakowski (Portelized) by portel

Miere Nizer (Portelized) by portel

Ruptured Moira (Portelized) by portel

Ruptured Sophia (Portelized) by portel

Ruptured Miere (Portelized) by portel

Ressie by portel

Ruptured Ressie by portel

Jiego Prando by skeletal scallywag

Jiego Prando (Scary Monsters) by skeletal scallywag

Scary Monsters by skeletal scallywag

Ruined Jack

Demi-Ace Jack

Moira Moira

Moiranley by Comic

Todd Penthos by skeletal scallywag

Jack Pathos by skeletal scallywag

The Cerulean Coward by skeletal scallywag

Cosmic Jarwio by skeletal scallywag

Arty Jarwio by skeletal scallywag

Genius Jarwio by skeletal scallywag

Sparky Jarwio by skeletal scallywag

Captain Jarwio by skeletal scallywag

Captain Jarwio Ball by skeletal scallywag

Dragon Jarwio by skeletal scallywag

Wicked Jarwio by skeletal scallywag

Big Boy Christmas Jack by skeletal scallywag

98 Christmas Tree by skeletal scallywag

Jack Mogus by Cooldude

Todd Mogus by Cooldude

Maggie Mogus by Cooldude

Miere Mogus by Cooldude

Sophia Mogus by Cooldude

Moira Mogus by Cooldude

Mini Todd by Comic

Mini Maggie by Comic

Mini Miere by Comic

Mini Sophia by Comic

Mini Moira by Comic

Delta Jack by Spouting

Cheerleader Jack by portel

Dark World Cheerleader Jack by portel

Princess Sakuraggie by skeletal scallywag

Princess Elaggie by skeletal scallywag

Peter Nowakowski by Comic

Sophia Griffin by Comic

Jill by portel

Tiff by portel

Marty by portel

Miere by portel

Sophus by portel

Marcus by portel

Jictor by JakeThatDog

Tethan by JakeThatDog

Melaine by JakeThatDog

Malem by JakeThatDog

Sophia TBA by JakeThatDog

Scottish Moira by JakeThatDog

Goner Jack by skeletal scallywag

Jack Jaguar by skeletal scallywag

Jack Kiryu by JakeThatDog

Moira Majima by JakeThatDog

Jamitri Penthandre by skeletal scallywag

Taude Pathgan by skeletal scallywag

Moirelgard by skeletal scallywag

Jamitri Penthandre Alt by skeletal scallywag

Taude Pathgan Alt by skeletal scallywag

Moirelgard Alt by skeletal scallywag

Emperor by skeletal scallywag

Jex by Cooldude.

Jack Cooper by skeletal scallywag

Maggley by skeletal scallywag

Toddray by skeletal scallywag

Big Maggie by JakeThatDog

Varan the Empathetic by skeletal scallywag

yes i put him again ignore him

SUPER SAYIAN TODD by Comic

Rupturedswap Jack by Mildred

Rupturedswap Miere by Mildred

EB Jack by Tyler Boomed

Ness Penthos by Tyler Boomed

Flextape Jack by skeletal scallywag

A Speck of Sand

A Speck of Sand Alt

Zombie Jack by Shiny Emerald

Specimen 14 by skeletal scallywag

Prince Ryomodd by skeletal scallywag

Prince Xantodd by skeletal scallywag

Buster Rod Todd by skeletal scallywag

Mega Water Todd by skeletal scallywag

Hyper Storm Todd by skeletal scallywag

Mega Todd by skeletal scallywag

Punch Todd by skeletal scallywag

Jack Wright by JakeThatDog

Todd Gumshoe by JakeThatDog

Maggie Fey by JakeThatDog

Miere Butz by JakeThatDog

Sophia Skye by JakeThatDog

Moira Hart by JakeThatDog

Enlightened Jack

Enlightened Todd

Enlightened Maggie

Enlightened Miere.

Enlightened Sophia.

Enlightened Moira.

The Jack Behind the Slaughter by Shiny Emerald

Crying Todd by Shiny Emerald

Crying Maggie by Shiny Emerald

Crying Miere by Shiny Emerald

Crying Sophia by Shiny Emerald

Crying Moira by Shiny Emerald

Moiroka by skeletal scallywag

Camoira by skeletal scallywag

Brooding Jack by Cooldude

Fell Jack by portel

Hungry Jackin by skeletal scallywag

Toddro by skeletal scallywag

Siegbodd by skeletal scallywag

Jio's Head by skeletal scallywag

Grandpa Abomination by skeletal scallywag

Jack with Maggie's colors 1 by pacmaster

Jack with Maggie's colors 2 by pacmaster

Jack with Maggie's colors 3 by pacmaster

Todd with Jack's colors by pacmaster

Maggie with Todd's colors by pacmaster

Jack with Todd's colors 1 by pacmaster

Jack with Todd's colors 2 by pacmaster

Jack with Todd's colors 3 by pacmaster

Todd with Maggie's colors by pacmaster

Maggie with Jack's colors by pacmaster

Jack with inverted colors 1 by pacmaster

Jack with inverted colors 2 by pacmaster

Jack with inverted colors 3 by pacmaster

Moira with inverted colors by pacmaster

Rioichi Penthos by skeletal scallywag

Tennessee Kid Penthos by skeletal scallywag

Bob Penthos by skeletal scallywag

Sir Galleth Penthos by skeletal scallywag

Salim Al Penthar by skeletal scallywag

Deltarupture Jack by Frippami

Deltarupture Maggie by Frippami

Deltarupture Maggie + Fuzzleworth by Frippami

Deltarupture Dark World Jack by Frippami

Deltarupture Dark World Maggie by Frippami

Deltarupture Doge by Frippami

#undertale #undertale au #rupturedtale #anniversary #regretv6 #jack #todd #maggie #moira #miere #sophie

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Highschool with the Akatsuki

*Modern-Day*

Hidan

Behavioral nightmare. Fidgets, drops things, disrupts others’ work, talks during study/quiet times. Has to be constantly reprimanded for his inappropriate jokes and foul language. Sent to the principal‘s office so much that he was asked his opinion when the man was choosing new carpeting. Most of his friends are exactly like him, so if they’re in the same class they have to be seated clear across the room from each other. Can be a good student when he TRIES; but doesn’t see the point in trying, so will just barely be passing his classes with C’s and D’s. Skinny jeans and Vans with open flannel shirts over white or black tank. Wears a necklace with strange symbol on it, when asked what it represents he’ll say “my religion” but won’t elaborate. In the bathroom between every class grabbing “a quick smoke”. Dyed his hair silver as a joke in the 6th grade, has kept it that way ever since.

Kakuzu

As serious as a heart attack, no matter the situation. Incredibly tall and with a stern face; is almost always mistaken for being the teacher by new kids. Has an impressive collection of “old-man” sweaters. The stingiest guy alive with a buck; will actually make you hand-write him an IOU slip over borrowing 50 cents for the vending machine. Decent in all subjects but a star in Economics. Has one or two “friends” but doesn’t seem particularly close to them (or anyone else for that matter). Doesn’t talk a lot in class but when he does it’s usually because he disagrees with a point the teacher is making, and he isn’t afraid to debate him or her until he’s acknowledged as being correct.

Deidara

Deidara is one of those people who needs constant stimulation to keep him engaged in whatever’s going on. Since school tends to involve a lot of tedious repetition, paying attention in class isn’t something he’s the best at. Most likely to “finish up” his homework assignments five minutes before class starts. Grades tend to fall in the B-/C+ range. The type to always pick a seat that’s in the back of the room and/or closest to the window. Has a sketchbook that he carries around with him wherever he goes. Style consists of ripped jeans over fishnets, combat boots, fingerless gloves, band t-shirts and oversized pullover hoodies. Super-long hair tied back in ponytail. One of the first (and only) people at school to *openly* identify as pansexual; gets asked out a lot but always declines everyone because dating “would interfere with his artistic process”. Doesn’t speak a lot in class unless the topic particularly interests him, in which case he will ramble on and on until politely stopped by the teacher. His table at lunch will always be full because others are drawn to his energy and charisma. The art room is his home away from home; on a first-name basis with the instructor.

Sasori

The smart, quiet kid. Tends to keep to himself and always appears to be in his own little world. Doesn’t ever seem to be paying attention in class, but when the teacher randomly calls on him, he has the right answer every single time. Always gets A’s but will get upset over a “low A” (in the 90-94% range). A good budgeter of time and will usually manage to get most of his homework done at lunch or during study hall. Has a (small) core group of friends and not looking to add to it anytime soon. Wears a lot of khakis and long-sleeved shirts or sweaters (even in the summer). Because of his organizational skills, technical mind, and proficiency in using tools, he excels in woodshop; often informally used by the teacher as an “assistant” to help other students with their projects. Absolutely hates gym (his small stature and delicate nature make physical exertion difficult for him); this will be the only class he doesn’t try for an A in, as he skips it as often as possible.

Itachi

Dear God, the girls ((and quite a few guys)) are crazy over this boy. Is thought of as being brooding, and mysterious ... and gut-wrenchingly handsome. Very quiet, rarely speaks in class, but when he DOES, it’s always something deep and profound. Top student grade-wise. Long dark hair and soulful eyes. Style is all black, distressed baggy pants with chains, long-sleeved band or anime shirts, boots, fishnet gloves, heavy silver bracelets and rings. Is polite to everyone but only has a handful of actual friends. Submits poems and short stories anonymously to the school paper; always gets published. Is occasionally persuaded by his teachers to volunteer as a student tutor; line will be literally out the door from people seeking his “help”. Has friends in the drama club so will go to every single school play to be supportive, even if all friend did was lighting or scenery.

Kisame

Tall and athletic; captain of the swim team. Isn’t the most handsome guy but popular because of his personality. Not really the best student, but keeps his grades up enough to be able to keep playing sports. Sweatpants, Nikes, and Letterman’s jacket. The type to step in when he sees somebody getting bullied. Has a secret love for Orchestra music and likes to sit outside the band room when it’s members have rehearsals. Friends with/friendly to absolutely everybody. Will go through more than one tray at lunch. Shines the brightest during gym class. Also a surprisingly good cook; will voluntarily take Home Economics as an elective and be one of the best bakers in the class.

Obito

Known around school as “that one guy with the mask”. Was apparently in a bad accident as a child that left the side of his face heavily scarred; adopted the practice of wearing solid-color face masks to cover damage. Teachers are made aware of his situation so no one ever tries to make him take it off; although he will do so at lunch, at a table of his close friends. Smart and articulate, everyone turns to look at him when he speaks in class. Tall and moves quickly (and silently); nobody ever knows he’s there until he’s right behind them. Dark jeans, boots and will always wear a leather jacket or trench coat, even on ridiculously hot days. Doesn’t laugh a lot but when he does, the sound of it could make anyone fall in love. A big eater of sweets; will always have some kind of candy on him that he will quietly slip beneath the mask and eat during class. When caught by teacher, will claim he had low blood sugar, and because he’s a good student otherwise he won’t be questioned further on it. The type to, at the beginning of the school year, sign up for a ton of after-school clubs, stay in them for a week, decide they’re boring, and duck out.

Zetsu

Oddball kid who sits by himself and talks to himself more than seems normal. Teachers have learned early on not to call on him in class, because he’ll just sit there and give them a silent, intent stare until they move on to someone else. Surprisingly good grades despite never talking/participating. Wears cargo shorts, T-shirts and sandals with socks, no matter the weather. Always goes outside in-between class periods; sometimes misses class altogether just to nap under a tree with his face in the sun. Eventually founds and is “captain” of the school’s gardening club; not many members but the ones that do join are very environmentally conscious, modern-day “hippies”.

Pein

Legitimately has like, 9000 piercings. There’s not an inch of this guys face that doesn’t have a shiny silver stud in it. Red and black seem to be the only colors in his wardrobe; lots of button-up shirts and zip hoodies. Has a ridiculously deep voice and is always super-intense, even when just hanging out with friends. In group projects, he’s always very quickly designated as the Leader. In his group of friends, it’s clear he’s the Leader. Not the best grades but above-average. Spends a lot of time with the blue-haired girl; it’s always rumored that they’re dating although both parties have claimed to be “just friends”. A terrifyingly persuasive arguer; joins and becomes star of the debate team within a week. The type to ask a very deep, pointed question during class and change the entire course of the teacher’s lecture.

Konan

The type to have a lot of close male friends but almost zero female ones. Tends to be the “mom” amongst her group. Excellent student, always the top marks in her class. A lot of admirers but always politely turns down potential suitors. Some piercings but nothing very extravagant. The school used to have a very strict rule about dying one’s hair “wild colors”, but she dyed hers blue and led a successful protest regarding freedom of expression. Her favorite class is literature, especially when they get to the Greek Mythology and Shakespeare units. Does origami as a hobby; when bored in class will sit and tear up bits of paper or napkins and create gorgeous little flowers. Clean and organized in every aspect EXCEPT for her locker, which is a (legendary) jumbled and unholy catastrophe.

#the akatsuki #headcanon #high school #hidan #kakuzu #deidara #sasori #itachi #kisame #obito uchiha #zetsu #pein #konan

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k-hippie · 6 months

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ALL :)

Be the night dark and frightful !

xoxo from the tech-hippies :D And see you in a few days :)

#k hippie #k-hippie #k-hippie talk #happy halloweeeeeeen #halloween #tech hippie team

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goldenhour-s · 3 years

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10, 12 and 14! ☀️

hey bestie <3

10. who is your favorite cc creator?

you can probably guess very easily, it’s @syboubou 🥰 i’ll shoutout @k-hippie team for the overrides, too - can’t live without them; in CAS, i use a lot of @jius-sims @clumsyalienn @simstrouble and @sheabuttyr just from the top of my head

12. last screenshot

14. who is your current favorite sim?

tbh my 3 main carnelian gorls stay being my faves!!! so naserian, hemani and pandora 💘

thanks for asking! <3 simblr asks

#yes i finally started building smthn for my cottage living au #im gonna do gameplay with my witches because i have feelings for them fr #golden replies #warmsol

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thatesqcrush · 4 years

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The Secret

Rafael Barba x Reader.

CW: language, some suggestive language, some angst, tooth rotting fluff.

Prompts filled: “Hey if your inspired could you do prompt 26. "Do you think they can hear us through the tent?” “Yes we can.” With Barba and a new detective? Maybe the squad went on a camping trip? If you don’t have time then no worries!” @bre160997 plus “Hi, hun! If it's okay, could I request prompt 12 + 29 from the Lyric Starters? Maybe a fight with Barba in front of the SUV or something, I'm really just craving for angst from @i-t-s-a-n-d-y & finally, from @thefanficfaerie Dr. Who Challenge: “Then you stole me. And I stole you… What made you think I had any intention of ever giving you back.”

WC: 2118

“Did you hear? We are going to do some team building exercise this weekend?” Amanda groaned as you entered the locker room.

“What? No. I was going through a case file all afternoon with Barba.” You replied, as you gathered your belongings.

“Barba and Y/N sitting in a tree… k-i-s-s-i-n-g.” Amanda sang, which garnered a glare from you.

“Oh stop it!” You threw your jacket at Amanda who caught it. “It’s not like that.”

Amanda cocked her brow at you. You sighed, defeated. “Okay, it’s like that. But please don’t say anything to Olivia. Barba and I haven’t made it official. He keeps stalling. And there is a ton of disclosure paperwork that needs to be completed.”

“I’m aware – you forget Sonny and I…” Amanda wiggled her left hand at you. You rolled your eyes.

“I know – but it’s different. You and Carisi had a long history together. You each had rank. I’m the newbie.”

“And Barba is the hand that rocks the cradle.” Amanda snickered. “Why do you think he keeps stalling? It’s been six months.”

You grabbed your jacket from Amanda. “So what exactly is this team building exercise?” You asked, ignoring her question.

Truth be told, you were terrified as to why Rafael kept stalling.

“What the hell is this place?” You wondered out loud, as you stepped out of the SUV.

“Welcome to Bear Mountain!” Sonny replied, slapping his hand on your back. He walked past you and you watched as the rest of the team climbed out of the car.

“Fresh mountain air, private trails, a clean creek. We’re going to have ourselves a true mountain adventure and take to the wildness.” Oliva replied.

A woman with wild hair and a hippie dippy dress approached. She had a wide , friendly smile. “Are you the police group from NYC? SVU?”

Olivia nodded.

“Welcome, welcome! I’m Teres, and I am the owner of these grounds. “ Teres clapped her hands and the bangle bracelets she wore clinked together.

Sonny raised his brow and Amanda jabbed him in the ribs.

“These grounds are actually behind my family’s orchard and farm. We have tents set up for you all, but there is also a micro-cabin with a fully functioning bathroom and shower. While it seems like you have left the world behind, we are 10 minutes from the local grocer, diner, deli and pizza place. Barton’s Orchard is also a 15 minute drive. Tymor Park is 2 miles down the road. There you will find a swimming pool, more hiking trails, a lake for boating, volleyball courts and more.” Teres continued. “Is everyone here?”

Olivia looked around. “We’re waiting for one more.”

You turned to Liv. “Who else is coming?”

“Barba.” Olivia replied. “Thank you for having us, Teres.”

Amanda looked over at you and winked.

“The purpose of this weekend is to bring the team together. Now that we have Kat…” Olivia announced, smiling at the young detective. “And Y/N.” She smiled at you. “Carisi is our new ADA and Barba is our new Bureau Chief. Things at the one-six have shaken up. I thought this would be a nice way to get away from the hum-drum of the city and do some old-school bonding.”

At that moment, the rumble of a car approaching the grounds filled the air. You watched as Rafael got out of the cab. He was way over dressed naturally - this did not surprise you. He seemed awkward and out of place. He frowned looking around before his eyes met Liv’s and he smiled brightly. He walked over and said hello. You tried to say hi but he brushed you off and immediately you hated the weekend and wanted to go home.

Your whole life you lived by the motto that you don’t shit where you eat. You didn’t do workplace romances. Then you transferred to Manhattan SVU and had a random hook-up with one very sexy Cuban man after your first hard case who just happened to be the Bureau Chief. But after that one incident, in which you both swore could never happen again, you both couldn’t keep your hands off each other.

But it was a secret. Months and months passed. Now it was six months in. You kept wanting to tell Olivia – but Rafael kept saying it was not the right time. More and more, it felt like the guilt of the relationship was taking its toll. You finally caved one night to your partner, Amanda, spilling every last drop.

Amanda took the information in stride and promised she would keep it all under confidence. That said, she did enjoy occasionally ribbing you from time to time about it.

Night quickly approached. The whole time Rafael dodged you as best as he could. You pulled out your phone and wondered if you could fake an emergency to escape. The campsite claimed there was wi-fi but the connection was shitty.

“Hey.”

You looked up at Fin, who crouched next to you. “Hey.” You replied dejectedly while you nibbled at a s’more.

“You okay? You’ve been quiet all day. Not like you.” Fin replied. You sighed, watching Sonny and Amanda across the campsite with Rafael, laughing over God knows what.

“Yeah. Just tired. Camping isn’t my thing.” You replied. “I need to be in actual civilization.”

“I get that. I don’t do nature either.”

“I think… I am going to head to bed.” You replied standing. You stretched out your hand. “Want the rest of my s’more?”

“Nah, I’m good.” Fin replied. “Maybe Barba wants it. He’s always hungry.” He laughed and jutted his head towards the direction where Barba was.

You hummed and gave Fin a smile before heading to your tent. The ground was cold and hard. Sleep was futile.

It was one weekend. You could do this.

The next morning, breakfast was being had and Olivia was busy going over some of the bonding activities everyone was going to partake in. You decided to take your coffee to go, walking up a trail.

“Y/N, you shouldn’t go by yourself. Barba, why don’t you accompany her?” Amanda replied, with a wink to you. “Unless you want to go kayaking with us.”

You shot a look at Amanda. “I don’t need a babysitter.”

“Nonsense – everyone should be in pairs. You never know what could happen.” Olivia replied. “Besides this is about team morale and building.”

“Great.” You gritted. Rafael looked at you and gave you a small, forced smile.

“After you, detective. Lead the way.” Rafael replied.

The walk up the trail towards Tymor Park was mostly quiet between you. After you were far enough from the campsite, you whipped around and stepped in front of Rafael, causing him to take a step back.

“I was trying to get away from you!” You hissed.

“Look, Y/N, I don’t know why you are so upset with me.” Rafael began. “I told you I wasn’t ready to disclose.”

“When will you be ready? Why don’t you respect me or our relationship?” You replied, sitting on a rock.

“That’s not true – you know I respect you. It is just complicated.”

“No, it’s not. You are making it complicated.” You watched as a white butterfly flitted by.

Rafael sighed and sat on a rock next to you. “I thought we wouldn't last a month. But then we did, and then another month, and I'm still not sure how this happened.”

Rafael pulled your chin to face him. You jutted your chin out from his grasp. ““It feels like you don’t care.” You scoffed. You stood and crossed your arms. “Well?” You asked, exasperated when Rafael didn’t immediately respond. Your eyes began to shimmer with tears that threatened to fall.

You looked over your shoulder as you began to march in the opposite direction. “I’m going back to the campsite. If you want to follow me, that is your prerogative.”

---

Rafael used the opportunity to think about what he wanted to do as he followed you back to campsite. Truth was that he did like you – a lot. He might even dare to say his feelings bordered on love. But ever since Yelina had broken his heart so many years ago, he was reticent about any kind of relationship. Certainly his line of work didn’t allow for romance and he used that to his advantage.

Then you came along. And turned his whole world upside down..

You were the newest detective after Kat Tamin. You were like a breath of much needed fresh air. You weren’t jaded like the other detectives and thought outside the box. When other detectives offered stereotypical analysis, you had a way of providing another vantage point that might not have been otherwise stated.

You were also thirteen years his junior.

Rafael worried that disclosing the relationship would make him come across some kind of old man pervert. And instead of telling you and leaning on you, he decided to push you away because it was easier to avoid than deal with feelings he wasn’t used to.

When you had gotten back to the campsite, you stormed off to where Fin and Sonny were, joining them in a card game. Your eyes met Rafael’s and you glared at him before turning to Sonny and laughing at what he said.

Rafael felt his heart sink a bit. And then he gathered what resolve he had and vowed to make things right with you. He didn’t want to risk losing you.

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After a day of more bonding activities, you all sat around the campfire. Sonny strummed his guitar – a hobby of his – as he lead everyone through a round of Wagon Wheel.

Picking me a bouquet of dogwood flowers

And I'm a-hopin' for Raleigh, I can see my baby tonight

So rock me momma like a wagon wheel…

Finally, everyone decided to hit the sack and call it a night. You were settling into your sleeping bag, when you heard the zipper to your tent open. You turned on your flashlight and directed it to the tent opening.

“Who the fu—”

Rafael poked his head in. “Can we talk?” The light shone directly into his eyes, nearly blinding him. He blocked the light with his hand.

You sighed. “I’m going to bed. Make it quick.”

Rafael climbed into the tent and settled next to you. You set the flashlight between you, causing an eerie glow. Rafael took your hands in his and pressed kisses along your knuckles.

“Hermosa, you deserve to know the truth. What I feel for you…” Rafael sighed, shaking his head. You felt your heart thud in your chest and your stomach churned. You thought perhaps he was going to break your heart for good.

You interrupted him and began to speak, your voice shaking. “Please spare me the humiliation…”

“No! If I ever made you feel like I don’t love you. That was my fault and I’m a bad liar.” Rafael replied.

“You love me?” You asked, your voice hopeful.

“I do.” Rafael replied. He pressed a chaste kiss to your lips. “Then you stole me. And I stole you… What made you think I had any intention of ever giving you back.”

“I love you too Rafael.” You replied. You climbed over to his lap, knocking over the flashlight. You leaned over and pressed your lips against his. Rafael groaned, and opened his mouth, returning your kiss. He stretched out his leg and pulled you into his lap. His hands ran up and down your thighs, squeezing your ass as you hungrily kissed each other. His tongue danced with yours and you ground yourself against him. You could feel his cock harden. You moaned loudly as he lowered his mouth to the slope of your neck sucking on a sweet spot, causing you to grind further down. “Oh Rafael!”

Rafael slapped his hand over your mouth. “Sshhh.”

“Do you think they can hear us through the tent?” You asked.

“Yes we can.” A voice that sounded a lot like Olivia’s called out. “And here I thought we would have to worry about Rollins and Carisi.”

You and Rafael burst into laughter. “Well, I was going to suggest disclosing in the morning, but I think we were found out.” Rafael replied.

“Good. Now that they all know…come here.” You replied – your voice was filled with want. You wrapped your hand around Rafael’s neck once more and pulled him down on top of you.

FIN.

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ins0mnia-an0nym0us-au · 4 years

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my thoughts on The Umbrella Academy S2 [spoilers ahead]

so putting all my thoughts down was really hard. i decided to do it per character instead of like per appearance/episode - sorry if this is kinda hard to follow. this is also VERY LONG... hence the keep reading but here is a small taste -

he really overestimates his ability to time-travel

she told those men that she blew their mind + their heads literally blew up - mine about did too

FIVE

he really overestimates his ability to time-travel

k - he really needs to learn to TALK to his siblings more

but also he needs to work on his talking skills...

seeing five just mass murder people is highly amusing because he’s in the body of a 13yr old

also but how soft five was with vanya - i cry

i wanted a mention of dolores but alas only klaus remembered

though i did enjoy the continued coffee obsession - even if it was subtle

ALLISON

she told those men that she blew those their mind + their heads literally blew up - mine about did too

the second she walked into that diner - i was pAniCKing

the way those women were READY to throw down when allison ran into their shop - we stan them all (one of them was wielding a piping hot curling iron)

her husband ray is the sweetest of men + just what she needed before having to go back to twentieth century/glamour

i really liked the way they showed the consequences of allison using her powers - how she quickly slips back into bad habits. how it makes her into someone she doesn’t like

i’m really glad they didn’t forget claire - i was gonna be mad if she wasn’t mentioned

LUTHER

i stan luther hargreeves + i run the luther hargreeves protection squad cuz all of you are meanies who like to blame him for everything when in reality the real problem is their father

controversial opinion that i will be making a much larger post on but i ship allison x luther - they aren’t biologically related, they were only raised as siblings, there is 0% wrong with them falling in love

luther didn’t bother me in s1 like he did all y’all but that’s cause i’m mature enough to realize all of the siblings are fucked up - so the fact they made him more likeable this season is so nice. maybe ya’ll will take a chill pill on your luther hate-train

it was very interesting seeing luther so apathetic for the first bit of the season, when he had such a hero-complex last season

listen his talk with vanya in the barn was amazing - some people might be upset about the gun but the last time any of them saw her she had just blown up the fucking moon mkay?

he apologized for failing as a brother

for not being there

and he even said he didn’t care if vanya was bullshitting him

last thing - luther underestimating his self-importance now because of how he overestimated his self-importance in s1. i love that psychological circle

DIEGO

him being in the nuthouse makes perfect sense - i won’t lie

his role-reversal with luther this season was so *chef’s kiss*

TEAM ZERO *gives diego the fist-bump he deserved*

the moment lila slapped him when he leaned in for a kiss was the funniest shit ever - ‘i don’t understand you’ - then she kisses him - i was cackling

she gave him so much shit + i love that about her

when reginald yelled at him + it made his stutter come back for the fist time since he was a kid - FEELINGS

so in that last battle when diego redirected those bullets - that’s a power of his in the comics isn’t it? or is that just his power? projectile redirection? cause that was a confusing ass way to introduce that. just saying

him interacting with grace this season was like... hard cuz it’s not really her

KLAUS

the fact he made a cult is just so... klaus

he very much so looks like a hippie jesus

i’m kinda glad they showed him relapse because in a lot of media once someone gets clean it’s all butterflies + roses + unicorns out the ass. in reality - relapses happen

the family still isn’t very nice to klaus but we can work on that - they are better than before. it’s a work in progress

klaus trying to stop dave from dying but instead moving up his enlistment date

that diner scene made me hurt

BEN

the fact he is so over getting klaus out of things - I'M So tIrED oF YouR shIt Klaus

WE GOT KLAUS’S LEVITATING ABILITY BUT IT WAS JUST BEN AND I LOVE THIS ADLGFJGKLSDFJG

when the two of them were just fighting on the side of the road - i cackled

ben being the one to talk vanya down? what we deserved

‘hug me while i go’ - i cry

THE ENDING WITH BEN BEING THAT LITTLE SHIT HEEL BUT ALIVE

i can’t wait for jackass alive ben next season

VANYA

poor girl is awake for a whole ass 5 seconds before getting hit by a car

i really thought vanya was pretending to have amnesia

may i say that s1 vanya dressed far too gay to be heterosexual + s2 vanya did not disappoint

as a gay i appreciate the fact the writers heard all of us saying vanya is 100% gay + being like ‘ok sure’

it makes me kinda sad how happy vanya was with no memories vs s1

her connection with harlan was just so - amazing

also, i think harlan always had powers + that’s why vanya was able to pull a moses at the lake + jesus harlan back to life

i liked sissy. i also liked how she gave us a glimpse into a very realistic thing that used to happen to women who loved women. they would marry men because it was the norm. they’d also have affairs.

and her choice to stay was one made by a good mother - she was putting harlan first. every good mom puts their child first. even if they so desperately want to be selfish.

in good news - vanya now knows she likes vagina!

the fact they legit used LSD on vanya while she was being electrocuted was A LOT

seeing inside vanya’s mind was super interesting - especially when she remembered + how she was trapped inside the white violin

she wanted to die - let’s all take that in for a second

she ASKED for her siblings help + they didn’t disappoint for ONCE

her POWER at the farm... she leveled an ARMY

MISC.

i stan herb + elliot

the handler is super conniving - i wasn’t expecting to dislike her this much

ngl i was rooting for fish-man

lila had me convinced she was crazy the first half ngl - also i guessed she was one of their lost siblings when she first fought five

the three swedes weren’t as fun as hazel + cha-cha but still decent

reginald continues to be #worstDadever

anyone else a little confused why he peeled his face off? s1 flashback he was in human form on his home-planet but apparently it’s a mask???

we saw the original grace!!! she was just as perfect as the robot version too!

BABY POGO IN HIS LITTLE JAMMIES MADE ME WANT TO SNUGGLE HIM SO BADLY - that is all

#the umbrella academy #the umbrella academy season 2 #spoilers #the umbrella academy spoilers #tua #tua2 spoilers #tua spoilers #vanya hargreeves #ben hargreeves #diego hargreeves #luther hargreeves #allison hargreeves #five hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #reginald hargreeves #baby pogo #grace #hazel #cha-cha

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