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sasori-anon · 3 days

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Hello Sasori, I have a question for you. Is it possible to make a shark puppet? Might sound stupid, but I'm really curious.

*On the outside, he was calm, but on the inside, he was eager to hear the answer*

//btw thank you for the ask you sent me, I had to do more research before answering right away! I was impressed with it! Have a lovely day, mod🦈//

*scoffs*

There is nothing I can't create. I'm a puppet master, remember?

Not that I see whatever a shark puppet would be useful for. Since it would be made of wood, it would take a big amount of extra baggage to even submerse it in water. Which would make it slow in movement and leaves less room for gadgets.

And handling chakra strings is also fairly impossible in the water.

So...yes, I could create a shark puppet. But it would be useless.

((Lmao I also received one of these. Really makes ya think, I love it. Have a good day too <3))

#sasori answers #sasori #sasori rp #kisame hoshigaki

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ladykissingfish · 18 hours

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*Deidara, coming out of anesthesia at the dentist's office* Deidara: Whooooa ... everything looks so pretty ... Sasori, sitting in the chair next to him: You look pretty too, all doped up and happy. Deidara: *turns his head to look at Sasori* Whoooo … are you? Sasori: I’m here to sit with you while you recover, and then take you home with me. Deidara: Oi, I don’t just go home with strangers, hm. I’m not that kind of guy. You need to at least ask me on a date before you try and take me home, man. Sasori: A date, huh? Alright; in about two weeks I’m attending a wedding, and I would love it if someone as beautiful as you could accompany me. What do you say? Deidara, dreamily: Ooooh, a wedding! I love weddings! They’re so romantic … hell yeah I’ll be your date, hm! Is it a friend getting married? Sasori: No, actually; it’s me. Deidara: Deidara: YOU’RE asking ME to be YOUR DATE on your wedding day?! What a fuckin’ scumbag asshole! Somebody needs to warn whoever’s stupid enough to marry you that you’re already planning on cheating on them and you haven’t even said “I Do” yet! Deidara: *gets up and heads for the door* God, why is it that all the cute guys I meet are so damn awful, hm?! Receptionist: You’d better catch your fiancé before he gets too far; he still seeems pretty out of it …

#sasodei #sasori x deidara #sasori #deidara #naruto #the akatsuki #dentist office #anesthesia #goofy gas #they’re in love your honor #❤️💛

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bakapandy · 3 months

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Sasori of the Red Sands

#sasori #akasuna no sasori #naruto #naruto shippuden #pandy draws

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mayskalih · 2 months

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Happy Valentines Day, @fernybee-art! I went for kage au so here's how the international relations are done with these three.

Part 2 only available in @akasakurevival and @sasori-bunraku servers as it's very spicey.

#AkaSakuSecretValentine #sasodeisaku #sasosaku #deisaku #kage au #sakura haruno #deidara #sasori akasuna #sasori #sakura #naruto fanart #naruto #sasha arts

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teapotart · 11 months

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What? A group of weird and charismatic people who do questionable things against the rotten world’s stability and (mostly) die young? I stood no chance.

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skykashi · 13 days

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New official Naruto art 😍❤️

Full bodies under the cut ✂️

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homiecidall · 2 months

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images i made on break days, been rewatching and rereading naruto.

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thebloodredraven · 8 months

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Disrespectful moments in Naruto I think about a Lot™

that first lee vs sasuke fight. humbled isn't even the word to describe that.

gai calling kisame a puffer fish to his face, in all seriousness and sincerity

14 year old itachi catching legendary sannin orochimaru in a genjutsu and toying with him. actually, any time Itachi opens his mouth.

that one man groping a 12 year old Sakura and her roundhouse kicking him in the face (deserved)

deidara and sasori arguing about their philosophies surrounding art while using gaara's corpse as a sofa

hidan picking out what instruments konan, kakuzu, and itachi played because he thought they were an emo rock band

hashirama: I'll deal with you later

naruto punching sasuke square in the mouth so hard that he quadruple flipped in the air

literally any time itachi interacts with sasuke after the massacre wtf why was he so MEAN

killer bee too focused on coming up with lyrics to fight but still somehow winning against team hebi

Please feel free to add on

#kisame hoshigaki #naruto #naruto shippuden #itachi uchiha #kisame #madara uchiha #might gai #might guy #rock lee #orochimaru #deidara #sasori #Akatsuki #hidan

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nyaaamato · 3 months

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AKATSUKI ASSEMBLE! late day 1 pic for @obito-week 🎉

#won't lie this is my first time drawing so many people in a pic and it was stupid fun HAHAHA #sorry no zetsu or orochimaru.. they outlived him </3 #obito uchiha #kisame hoshigaki #konan #pein #deidara #sasori #itachi uchiha #hidan #kakuzu #naruto #my art #YAYYYYY #if it's not obvious they are having a post-mortem end of the world party in the konoha playground lol #obito week 2024

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coloriza · 6 months

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sasori week 2023 // enemy / love //

#sasori #akasuna no sasori #sasoriweek #he is just sleeping #baby is eepy #naruto #my art

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anihelate · 11 months

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#deidara #sasori #naruto fanart #digital art #akatsuki

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ladykissingfish · 6 hours

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*Sasori sitting on top of a small hill and making adjustments to/cleaning Hiroku, while Deidara, Hidan and Itachi bathe in the river below*

Zetsu: *pops up out of the ground next to Sasori* Ah, here you all are. Leader sent me to check on you, as he expected everyone back hours ago.

Sasori: We ran into a dust storm on our way back. Their skin was coated in soot, so I deemed it necessary to have them clean themselves before we returned to the hideout.

Zetsu: *chuckles* “To the hideout”; who would have thought such a sentence possible several years ago?

Sasori: Mm. I’ll admit that I had my misgivings when Pein-sama voiced his desire that we all live together in a permanent residence, but, overall I believe it was a good choice. Apparently having a “home” to come back to and the promise of consistent meals has done everyone some good, mentally and physically. *points* Look at how much healthier those three look, for example. I can no longer count each of their ribs through their clothes.

Zetsu: I agree. Deidara especially. He seems so much more comfortable in his own skin, especially after you did that procedure for him.

*the two look down at Deidara, where the twin scars on his chest show as he splashes in the water*

Sasori: It was the least I could do. I know what it is, to feel as though you’re not in the right body. It’s why I turned myself into a puppet, after all. Helping him to look more the way he wanted to look … a small thing, compared to that smile he always has now.

Zetsu: He didn’t wish to cut his hair though?

Sasori: No; he adores his long hair. Spends forever taking care of it every night.

Zetsu: Mm. And the others have been supportive?

Sasori: Yes. Well, Hidan was his usual crude and tactless self at first. Told quite a few hurtful jokes. But I took him aside and helped him see the error of his ways.

Zetsu: Oh? How so?

Sasori: I simply told him that if the disrespect continued, I would wait until he fell asleep and give him a little “elective surgery” as well. In the end he decided he would like his penis to remain where it is, and NOT sewn onto his face.

Zetsu:

Happy Birthday, @denerturee 🤗🎉😘

#sasodei #sasori x deidara #sasori #deidara #naruto #the akatsuki #transgender #trans Deidara #hidan #sasori was going to show Hidan why his comments made him a dickhead … in an extremely literal way 😅#trans ftm #zetsu #top surgery #special to think that Sasori would do Deidara’s top surgery for him 🥹

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bakapandy · 1 year

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