Eddie is sick...

(first time I've written something, not sure if it will become a regular occurrence or not but, I hope its got a good mouth feel for ya)

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Steve and Robin were in the middle of a heated debate over what movie they were going to watch tonight when the apartment door slammed open, rattling the poorly hung picture frames on the wall.

Steve immediately moved into a defensive position as Robin grabbed the closest thing to her that could be used as a weapon. They crept down the hallway, ready to pounce on whomever, or whatever had barged into their haven.

They heard the intruder before they saw them. Quiet grumbles and groans came from the entryway; the sounds of items being tossed about and the door being thrown shut. Steve and Robin only relaxed once they recognized the voice rounding the corner.

Eddie chucked his shoes into the corner, pointedly ignoring the shoe rack that Steve had put by the door. He kicked the door shut and trudged down the hall, prepared to shower and collapse in bed, when he saw two dark figures watching him in the darkened doorway. He let out a small shriek as he lunged for the light switch.

Before him now illuminated by the weak overhead light was Steve, phone receiver in hand raised and ready to strike; behind him was Robin, with a deadly look in her eye, holding a plastic ladle like it was a baseball bat. 

Eddie began to laugh at the ridiculous sight when he was cut short by Robin tossing the ladle at his head.

“Hey! What was that for?” he grumbled as he rubbed the sore spot on his head.

“You know you can’t just barge in like that!” Robin practically screamed at him. Steve moved forward to check Eddie’s head, “We didn’t know it was you! We could’ve hurt you!” Steve said as he went to lock the front door and check for any damage to the cheap plywood structure.

Eddie puffed his chest up, “Well I’ll have you know, I’ve received terrible news, that which has left me in a dreadful mood, I fear that you have only exacerbated the issue with your large spoon throwing!”. Steve rolled his eyes and met Robin’s equally amused stare.

“It’s a ladle, not a spoon,” said with all the bitchiness Steve could muster. 

Of course, Steve would know the particular cookware vernacular. 

Eddie, seething with annoyance, prepared his retort.

“Well you would know, wouldn’t you?” He shoved passed the two of them moving to collapse on the couch in a dramatic flourish.

“The hell does that mean?” Steve said as he tossed his hands in the air. He looked at Robin, gesturing at the metalhead who has now become one with the old musty couch.

"Can you believe this?” Steve looked to Robin for a response. She shook her head and released a small sigh, as she shoved Eddie over so she could sit.

“What’s the bad news Eddie?” Robin tried to be comforting in case it was a serious situation but kept a healthy amount of suspicion in her mind since it was Eddie after all.

Eddie half-heartedly rolled over. “I dare not say it aloud, for fear may consume me whole”, his lip quivered as he spoke. He doesn’t know if it was the trembling lip or the small strangled noise he made that softened Steve up, but here he was leaning over Eddie with concern all over his face.

“What’s going on? Is it code red?” Steve glanced toward the counter where the walkie was placed, panic overtook his tense frame. Before he could move to grab it, Eddie was grabbing his wrist, yanking him away. Steve crouched down, petting Eddie's hair and making concerned eye contact with Robin.

Eddie cleared his throat before he spoke, “‘Fraid not Steve-O. It's far worse!” He moved his hand to dramatically drape it across his forehead. Robin grabbed his hand to look him in the eye.

“I need you to cut the drama act and tell me what's going on,” she said frantically. “Like on a scale of failing senior year again” (“Hey!”) “To Vecna zombies, what are we talkin’?” She spits the last sentence out like it was demobat flesh.

Eddie looked toward Steve ready to crack another joke, but the damn Ken doll of a man was rooting through the closet pulling out the emergency bags and his bat. 

Shit, shit, shit.

Eddie sat up quickly, jostling Robin who was manically chewing her nails, eyes flicking between the two men like she was trying to decide which fire to put out first. 

Before Eddie could even get a word out, Robin tackled him to the floor. She began shaking his shoulders. “Just tell us what’s happening!! I can’t take it anymore!” She managed to yell out between her shaking assault on Eddie's shoulders.

Eddie squawked, trying to wriggle out from under Robin. “Steve! Are you just gonna stand by while she gives me shakin’ Eddie syndrome?!” Man, Robin was stronger than she looked.

Steve took one look over his shoulder and dropped everything, deeming Robs the more dangerous threat. The frazzled metalhead grinned up at his personal knight in shining armor, well at least until Steve joined in on the Eddie abuse.

With Robin violently shaking him by the shoulders and Steve manhandling his face like a stress ball, Eddie was preparing for his imminent death.

“Eds, I need you to tell us what's wrong or else I’m grabbing the walkie and radioing the whole party. So, you can tell us or you can tell the six children with severe PTSD reactions.” Steve spoke with a deadly calm that rattled Robin enough to stop her assault. 

Eddie swallowed, trying to digest the threat without choking. ”Fine, fine. I surrender! Release me!” he gasps, attempting to catch the breath that was punched out of him the moment he was shoved to the floor.

Without Robin’s steel grip on his shoulders, he was able to squirm out from under her and escape the two beasts he calls ‘friends’. Eddie stands, attempting to smooth out his hair; across from him, the shining twins stood, arms crossed and hips popped out in motherly disapproval. 

Steve’s expression held a sternness that was rivaled only by Robin’s next to him. 

Never one for a moment of silence, Robin spoke first. “Eddie. Tell us what’s happening. Now”. The air seemed to thicken in the room; Eddie’s skin felt itchy and uncomfortable. The tension was nauseating, he knew he was in trouble, and he was uncertain if he could peacock his way through this.

Rubbing his hands over his face and groaning, he falls on the couch once again. “Ok, ok, I’m sorry.” Eddie’s face was grim and cold, lacking the sunshine he normally exudes. “I got diagnosed with something, but before you start worrying, it's not contagious like that. So, you guys are safe and all…” He took a deep breath in, “But if you want me to move out, I get it. I don’t want to make either of you uncomfortable”. 

Steve’s eyes are glassy with unshed tears; Robin’s lip is quivering as she blinks rapidly. They both miss the small spark of mischief that flickers in Eddie’s eyes. Before Eddie can even come clean and get to the punch line, they pull him up and wrap him up in a suffocating hug. His face shoved into the warmth of Steve’s chest and his side compressed against Robin. Both their arms were like vise grips around him, locking Eddie in place. 

Eddie was quiet, not for a lack of words, but a lack of air; he couldn’t fucking breathe. Robin loosened her grip and Eddie gasped for air as she tried to speak through sniffles. “We love you Eds. Of course we don’t want you to move!” Steve nodded vigorously in agreement, “Yeah we want to support you, man. This is scary, but we’ve handled scary before”. 

Steve pulled him close for one more squeeze before letting him go, Robin still clung to his side. She pulled back a bit before she said, “Did you really think we would let you deal with this alone? You’re our friend, Eddie”. Her voice was full of hurt and anxiety, Eddie wanted to soothe her and fix it. 

“Well, no I didn’t think that, bu-”

Steve interrupted, unable to let Eddie finish his thought. “Look I know what you’re going to say, but Eds, it could’ve been any of us! Your sexuality doesn’t make it your fault, ya know” Steve was earnest as he spoke, which made Eddie even more bewildered. 

What did his sexuality have to do with anything?

He stepped back, hoping the small distance would help bring clarity to the situation. “Ok, I think there’s been a mix up here, 'cause I’m lost” he holds up his hands in innocent surrender. Robin and Steve, the terrible twosome, stare back at him in equal confusion.

“You’re confused? I’m confused!” Robin throws her hands in the air, Steve stares blankly at the floor trying to puzzle out what the hell is happening. Robin spun on her heel, “Wait, Eddie, what were you diagnosed with?”. She had a gleam in her eye, she figured it out.

Eddie pulled his hair in front of his face, and shamefully flopped back onto the couch, shoving his face in between the cushions. 

“Mhmnngmhhn” his words too muffled to make out from under the mess of hair and old couch stuffing.

Robin exasperated, looks at Steve, tossing an awkward gesture in Eddie’s direction. Still confused, Steve leaned forward to pull the grumbling mop of hair out from the cushions. Eddie released a loud groan, squishing his eyes closed so he didn’t have to look at Steve’s concerned face. 

Steve squished Eddie's face in his hands and looked him in the eye to say, “Hey can you repeat that for me? I don’t speak couch.” Eddie’s mask of perpetual sorrow and shame broke for a moment to let out a small chuckle. Robin rolls her eyes and plops down next to Eddie, “We just wanna help” she says tentatively like she might scare him away. 

Shoving his head back into the couch crevasse, Eddie screams “I SAID… mnhngnmmh”.

A loud clap breaks through Eddie’s pitty fest and makes him sit upright. Steve is standing before him, hands on hips. “You’re killin’ us Eds. I’m calling the party.” 

He grabs the walkie, “Hey guys-” 

“I SAID I WAS DIAGNOSED WITH GIGANTICUS GENITALIUS!” Eddie’s face was red, the vein in his forehead ready to pop, panic and guilt in his eyes visible. Once the words leave his mouth he lets out a scream and tries to crawl underneath the couch, a space that obviously would not fit a grown man. In a whimper of failure, he falls back on the couch hiding his face behind Robin’s shoulder.

After an uncomfortable silence, he only peeks out when he feels Robin shaking next to him. She’s laughing, “She’s fucking laughing!” Eddie was angry, no wait, he was relieved? 

As he went through the 5 stages of grief, he spun around to look at Steve. Steve whose face is bright red and his eyes tearing up as he holds back hysterical giggles. And Eddie just stands there, baffled, as he watches his two friends collapse onto the floor in a cramp-inducing fit of laughter. Once the shock passed, Eddie fell apart and joined them on the floor, his bright smile and dimples out in full force. 

“Giganticus Genitalius”, Robin squealed in between hiccuping breaths of air. Eddie smacked her arm only for Steve to retaliate by giving him a vicious noogie. They spend way too long laying together on the floor, repeating the awful joke back and forth until their stomachs hurt from the laughter. 

“We thought you were dying!” Steve manages to choke out. Robin soberly sits up and looks at Eddie, “I thought we would have to have the safe sex talk again”. Her serious attitude was met with a pillow to the face and a screech that sounded a lot like Eddie saying “We said we would never speak of that again!”.

Once the laughter died down, and they were breathing hard, Steve spoke quietly. “Really, we’re glad you’re ok Munson”.

eep as someone who watched the depp v heard trial - actively listened to it while I was working, multiple hours a day, at least a few days per week - all I can say is that before you make any judgements please actually watch the trial, watch pieces of the trial, watch the evidence and the testimonies and the witnesses and the cross examinations, hell watch lawyers on youtube give weekly breakdowns idc

I am seeing a massive disconnect in the media (more specifically, headlines and news articles, but also on social media) versus what I actually watched in the trial itself and its... a little concerning

idc who you side with as long as you form an educated opinion. idc if you grew up with depp movies or are an amber heard fan. watch the trial, actually watch it. pay attention to how each side presents their case. not the whole body language bullshit, but how they lay out their evidence, who admits to what, the witnesses they bring in, the language the experts use. where some stories line up. where some differ. (where some go so far off the rails that you have no idea how you got there).

and also; the argument that this trial is five steps backwards for women is valid. knowing america it probably will be harder for women to be believed when they claim abuse (I'm curious how soon the first time we hear "she's amber heard-ing" will be). BUT. this trial is also five steps forward for men to be believed. because men ARE victims of abuse. these two statements can and should coexist.

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stuff that made me go 👀 from ep1

Well, gore-y horror from between 70s-90s w queer subtext is one of my most favorite genres ever, so obviously this show is right up my alley. Just the idea of Thai folk horror and 90s slasher fusion w a bunch of tense gay situationships sprinkled on top sounds like a dream to me <3

so OFC I enjoyed the first episode, the gore, haunting past, creepy mask and dick biting and all & now i'm ready to theorize

here are some little details that got my attention and some thoughts that were thunk by me:::::

After Por's (Us) classic setting-the-up-story horror tale gets called out as teasing from White (Fuaiz), Por and Top (Jet) turn the accusation back to his boyfriend Tee (JJay), calling him the best at tricking the younger ones/newcomers to the group.

Based on the trailers, it's safe to assume that in the past, it was Non (Barcode) who was the gullible young one and he was bullied (among other things that will happen to him) even after group decided to utilize him for the short film. Compared to loudmouths Por and Top, Tee seems more on the quiet and stoic side (albeit w anger issues) so this is definitely a clue. Trailers made me think Por was the main terrorizer of Non but maybe Tee played a bigger role.

If Non is the whatever the hell that is dwelling the forest, then why did he cop a feel from Tee while him and White were busy being the couple who chooses the worst time and place to get nasty in a horror? Is it a payback for the tricking the young ones Tee was so good at?

If this isn't a translation mistake, Jin (Copper) calls the movie "his" even though the credits says otherwise.

Firstly, I want to thank my trusty Yandex Image Translator for making this revelation possible:

While Jin says that he made the film for a contest he was in, it's Por who is credited as the Writer/Director/DoP. In fact, Jin's name is only under the cast list, along w Tee, Top and Fluke (Bump).

And maybe even MORE IMPORTANTLY, although we clearly saw him in the movie, taking off the mask just before Por shuts of the laptop & later Top admits he wrote the story, Non's name is nowhere to be seen in the credits. Not only he "disappeared", they also made it seem like he wasn't there in the first place. Uhmm, that's a cunty move to do to an old "friend"...

That really suspicious and ambiguous conversation between Tee and Por.

They might be talking about Non BUT Tee specifically says he doesn't want HIM, which i'm assuming to be White, to get involved and find out more. Por's face drops at first but then he brushes it off w saying it wouldn't matter even if he did because its not relevant anymore.

There are also other new guys who are oblivious to their past but it's White who is worrying Tee. Along w Por's reaction and him constantly teasing their relationship, I think this might be a sign that Tee and Por might have some kind of history??? I am hoping that as messy gay entangled relationships on top of the supernatural horrors would be even more fun!!!!!!!!!

Phi and White's lil sexual tension moment.

Here's the thing: this wasn't even a set up for Jin or Tee to get jealous or anyone to get thoughts because they weren't there to see it. It just happened so quickly and then Phi turned back his attention to Jin to get scolded (as he should) BUT i was stuck on it because what was the reason????????????? Why did White seemed lost in thought over it?

Jin might be jealous of Tan (Mio) for some fucking reason?

Jin gives Phi half a blowjob, BITES HIS DICK (best moment of the ep), chews him out (verbally) and then suggests Tan in his place. Well, Tan and Phi do seem close and Tan knows about their failed FWB. Still, it's interesting that Jin singled out Tan and thinks they had a similar thing, even though Phi assures him that isn't the case.

Honestly, the possibility of tangled relationships is getting to me AHHHH I didnt get that vibe from the trailer at all but I will be glad to see it. Insert the *I'm excited because I love mess* gif I cant be bothered to search rn.

Top being the token salacious fool archetype of this slasher.

Following up on the theme of horror gays being in entangled situationships: A high Top making passes at his friends might not lead anywhere as it just might be him fulfilling his role as the facetious, big mouth guy. But i will just put it aside just in case..... 👀👀

Bonus strays thoughts::

According to character profiles, all the boys are the same age, except Tan and White who are 2 years younger

Por says to Tan "you two got in [their friend group] in 12th grade". I am assuming other person is Phi as White got into the group as the boyfriend. I want to see how they got to be friends tho.

Smoker Tan has asthma and he needs an inhaler which definitely won't be a big problem in the future, right?

It's interesting how Phi wants to be a director and we fittingly saw him being a leader, being levelheaded and "directing" the critical situations, assigning roles to the group etc

Top claims Non is haunting them because they completed his film without him. Babygirl, I dont know if intellectual property theft is enough to turn into an evil ghost, I know you guys did more than that.

Random but I kinda want Fluke to be the Final Girl, surviving until the end w just a puke bag and 2 years of medicine knowledge.......

Why I think Nocturne is way better than the OG Castlevania series

Sorry, when I try to shut up about this show I be like

so here’s my unsolicited, highly biased word vomit that will contain spoilers at the end (but those will be under a cut) so read at your own risk! Okay, leggo

It’s actually diverse.

One thing about high fantasy is that it’s almost always Eurocentric. Even if it’s not set in Europe, the characters are gonna inexplicably have British accents because we associate that with high fantasy. We’re gonna have European style “old” clothing choices. And if everyone isn’t white, they might as well be because they’ll only throw in a couple ambiguously brown side characters and call it a day. Or if they make a main character a POC then best believe everyone around them will be white.

Nocturne, tho? Oh, you can tell it’s made with more than just a sprinkle of representation. They didn’t just make Olrox indigenous, they tied his Aztec lineage in beautifully. Annette was a slave but it’s not flattening her character because of it. Drolta came to slay but even she has her authentic background. Which leads me to my next point!

The Black characters especially are done tastefully.

Like… don’t get me wrong. I love Isaac. He was the only reason I stayed tuned into Castlevania past season 1, LMAO! But his backstory felt like straight trauma porn cooked up by a non-Black person who wanted an excuse to see a Black man whipped for character development.

Zodwa Nyoni wrote some episodes for Nocturne and she put her FOOT in it. When it came to addressing Annette’s time as a slave, her connection to the Orisha through her bloodline… I was gobsmacked at how accurate everything was and now I know why LOL! Like, for me, it’s always gonna be hard to see slavery in fiction but I can’t say shit bad about how it was tied into everything in this show. Annette’s ancestors play such a huge part in her growth and it just warmed my heart to see a Black girl whoop some colonizer ass without it feeling hamfisted. 🥹

The token relationship is the cishet one, everyone else is gay asf

I love that trope flipped on it’s head, ngl LMAO! I, by default, HC everyone as bi anyway but MAN was it nice to see Olrox and Mizrak speedrun enemies to lovers and a hint of Drolta’s devotion/gayness to Erzsebet.

I know the majority of my fictional character thirsting leans male but don’t get it twisted; I jump for JOY for gay shit in media 😂 The only reason I don’t thirst as hard for female characters is because I prefer my men fictional but my women real.

That being said, this series sent me into bi panic and I’d like to be manhandled in a room by Drolta and Olrox.

Nocturne’s first season plays out neater than the OG’s first season.

Like… okay. My main beef with the OG series was that after they defeated Dracula, the rest of the show felt like a meandering fanfic. Sure, there were a few badass moments, but the energy kinda faltered for me and I was bored with a lot of it. I hope they don’t do the same with Nocturne; they left off at a nice cliffhanger which builds anticipation for the next season and… idk it feels more cohesive already? They coulda speedran kicking Erzsebet’s face in like the OG trio did to Dracula but I’m so glad they left us a lil something to look forward to.

Alucard’s glow up >>>>>

I’m chronically online but I’m so glad I went into this series blind because the way I GASPEDT when he showed up at the end

Like damn for the past fifty-leven years he was in that castle by himself going “do I wanna talk to Sypha and Trevor plushies again or do I wanna make myself even more of a bad bitch?” Then he chose the latter, went to the salon, got his hair bleached platinum along with some sew in extensions for volume, beat his face with Fenty, and said “sorry Drolta but there can be only one vampire baddie on this earth and hunny I’m TAKIN IT”

He looks more like his video game design this way too, which I love! I hate that he took out Cuntress McSlay tho 😔 Drolta I will always love you!!

Mmkay. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to start a cult to Olrox real quick. Erzsebet ain’t the only god walking the earth and I feel he just needs good marketing!

My fam is having car troubles and it's preventing me from being able to go to school (frustrating bc I already have the attendance office on my chronically-ill ass 😭) so here's more mechanic Remus things with a little sprinkle of "Roman's his little brother instead of twin (remember that?)"

- he and Virgil don't come into contact super often for a while. This shits a slur burn. But eventually things just keep winding up wrong with the car and he keeps calling remus

- he calls Remus specifically (Remus gave him his personal number) (said all the other guys there were shady as fuck and Virgil was too cute for that bullshit) (also in case Virgil was interested)

- looooootta trips where Remus comes to Virgil's place

- awkward host Virgil who is like ".. do u want some water?" meanwhile Remus is just straight up under his car

- Remus coming inside the house with completely pitch black hands like ":D please turn on your sink for me. And maybe put some soap in my hands. So I don't turn your whole ass kitchen black." my dad always makes me do this it's so fun /j /lh

- Virgil DOES hang out w him outside though don't get me wrong I just mean that one time

- Virgil once went inside and then came out an hour later and saw his backseat completely removed and was freaked out (Remus needed to check smth. He put it back!!)

- once Virgil just kinda. lied. said he wanted Remus to check this Weird Noise the car was making. (There was no weird noise he just weirdly missed him)

- one time, different car, Remus mentions how their scheduled time is really close to when he has to get his brother. So like. When he shows up. Remus will not be alone.

- cue Fuck It™ and Roman comes with him

- what a day for Virgil, dude (Jesus Christ this kid never stops talking) (also Virgil couldn't spoil Disney for him?? Wtf Remus?? He has to learn eventually??) (it's fine whatever he's a good artist) (did call Virgil easy to draw, though... lil bastard—)

- otherwise, when it's just Virgil and Remus, they find out they have a lot in common! Interests-wise, but they def. bond over music at first. Gotta have smth going on in the background.

- Virgil can't get over the fact Remus looks hot though. It like becomes a problem for him. I can't blame him tho— greasy mullet mechanic in a tank top working on my car? Sweating and covered in grease?? Hello??? Shits hot. If virgil is weak I am too.

- their first date is when Virgil offers to buy Remus dinner for a really tight squeeze-in for a check on something. Remus takes him up on the offer and they schedule for that weekend. They have a really good time and then at the end Remus mentions how he kinda wished it was a date. Virgil realizes he did too. Oh Shit™.

- they kiss anysay

— 👑

Damn that sucks man hope everything starts working soon but Y E S Mechanic!Ree and lil bro Ro!!! I will never get over Vee constantly calling Ree specifically for his car even when there isn't an issue he's simply Gay for a chaotic man in a mullet and feels safer XD I'm cackling at the thought of Vee just making a snack for Ree and seeing the backseat completely gone and he just almost drops the plate jaw dropped and all XD Also the fact that Ro's lowkey a lil shit and Vee can't spoil Disney for him has me cackling Ree get your bro XD It's really nice to see the beloveds easily click and it all started because of Vee's car <3

Jack Harlow x Black Male Reader pt.1

Summary: I RECOGNISE THAT JACK HARLOW ISN’T GAY. it’s just a fun thing that I wanted to experiment with and to share my slutty fantasy lmaooo enjoy. no disrespect to my bae Jackman Thomas Harlow either, ily maybe a lil too much…💕✨

Warnings: sprinkles of fluff. Mostly smut, I wrote this accurately accounting what me and my husband did on that night. Don’t get jealous 🤭😏

DETAILSSS:

Jack had finished his BET performance, and after a very successful night, he made his way back to you. Once he got back home, you greeted him with the most intense kiss. You wrapped your hands around his neck, as he groped at your hips. You pulled away as he softly bit on your lower lip. “Just what I needed, thanks baby” He went back in, this time fighting for dominance in the warm chasm of your mouth. “You were so amazing out there,” you praised, stroking the back of his neck, “how about a lil reward?” Jack began biting his lips at he stared lustfully into your eyes. “Say less,” he whispered into your ear.

The boundaries of your clothing decorated the floor of the living room. “Y/N imma need u to jump for me” he uttered as you obliged. The kiss deepened further as you jumped and wrapped my legs around his lower waist. As the couple spoke in tongues, you felt his love for you embolden as his semi tapped numerous times at your hole. “Fuck, how am I this close and you ain’t even put it in yet.” Jack giggled “my dick got you mesmerised, huh,” he teased staring into your Bambi eyes “don’t worry babe, imma wreck that pretty little pussy of yours, real nicely.” You grabbed his face and placed a sweet kiss on his ear. “Never stop talking dirty to me.” You muttered breathlessly into his ear.

He carried you to the bedroom. You both fell graciously onto the silk bedsheets. Jack sat like a king at the edge of the mattress. You got onto your knees, admiring his length, girth and hair. “omds you’re so hairy” you kissed into his shaft gently cradling it “I fucking love you Tarzan” you add a few more kisses to his cock, each one getting sloppier until your bf grew impatient and rammed his cock into your mouth. You let out a moan, a muffled one since you had a throatful of his wood. “Ahh shit, babe, that mouth tho” he praised, stroking your cheeks as you began to bob your head, at a steady pace, up and down his dick. You started slow, slobbering and spitting all over his snake to make my suction smooth af. “It’s so pretty,” You whispered proud of the work you had done to ensure Jack’s cock was glistening and dripping with a mixture of your saliva and his precum. “Jack Jr always looks amazing when you kiss him babe, it’s all yours.” You lost all composure for that dick, when he said that. deepthroating “Da-da-DAMn Y/N u feel so go-gooood”, and coming back off of his cock with a loud suctioned pop. “Jackman, fuck my face” his eyes bulged “Y/N are you sure you’re ready?” smirking and loving how slutty you became for his big dick, “I don’t want to hurt you.” Quickly, your eyes became more feline. You took that as a challenge. Your bobs became much faster in movement, you used your hand to swirl in the other direction as you moaned around his tip. Using your only free hand, i massaged his heavy, cum filled balls. “Ahhh fuck, Fu-fu-fuckkkk, shit SHI-shiTTT. okay, okay,okay.” He practically begged for you stop the overstimulation as you deepthroated. Painfully slow, you removed yourself from his 7 inches. “Babe, if I want you to do something, it’s gonna be for your benefit, im here to serve you handsome” You say staring seductively into his eyes “Fuck, you always say the hottest shit ever” you grabbed his large hand and placed it on the back of your head. “So, I’ll ask again, will you fuck my face” you paused, tapping his wet tip on your juicy lips . “ With pleasure sweetheart.” He grabbed your head more forcefully, feeling at the fresh cornrows and started massaging me. He slowly pushed you down as you moaned and drooled around his meat. “Words cannot describe how sexy u look right now,” he said, losing all sense of consciousness as I stared into his baby blues. The room was filled with a euphonium of your moans and gasps. Jack wanted to last longer and so he kept his eyes strained shut, teeth gritted as his biceps flexed in contraction with his grip on my head. I gargled and moaned, “SHIT IM BOUT TO BUST,” he groaned. So primal and animalistic. “cum down my throat,” you begged “please Jay Jay” “FUCK fuck fuck” each profanity was a stroke in and out of your mouth. “I can never say no to YOoUUu” his thrusts got sloppier. What felt like gallons of cum fell straight into your stomach. “I love it when you bust,” you say licking the excess of his wood “I love how beautiful you look when you swallow” Jack praised

Breathless he fell back onto the bed, his huge cock standing perpendicular to his torso. It was a wonder to see how he was still so hard after draining such a huge part of his life force. You lied next to him stroking his hairy chest. “You tasted so good Jack” you said peppering his face with kisses. His dick began bouncing up and down with excitement. “It’s no fair you know,” you got up and straddled him, “what’s not fair?” “the fact that u got to taste my jizz, and I didn’t get to at least explore the other place where I should be putting it.” Jack often got high off of ur sexiness after he released and this just proved it. He’d say the most articulate things, often after you guys fuck, he spits his best bars. Your pussy truly is da bombbb. “You’re hilarious, do you want me to sit on your face?” He gave you the biggest puppy dog eyes ever “yes please babe” You never used to love getting eaten out, you wanted to prioritise his pleasure. But your bf opened you up to it, and he was so damn good at doing it. “Your ass is legit perfection.” And it was so voluptuous, so jiggly, so large, it took everything for him to not become a simp purely because of your curves. He once told you it was his dream to die between your fat ass cheeks. Obviously this rubbed you the wrong way, and you didn’t want to sit on his face anymore in fear of cutting off his air, but he promised to signal if he needed oxygen lmao.

“AHHH ahhh Jay Jay, fuckkk” you moaned. Jack kneaded his hands in the tender mounds of your chocolate ass. His nose and tongue brushed against your hole. He penetrated his tongue causing you to shake uncontrollably. “Delicious, I’m so ready to fuck you rn”

You obliged and got onto the bed on all fours, a literal masterpiece in Jack’s eyes. He slapped his dick across your tight hole. “You’re too tight babe, imma loosen you up before we start.” “Thanks Jack Jack,” You were in for a long night…

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hello I hope you are doing well what are some shows you're currently enjoying?

tbh enjoyed gay books and movies more this year, shows have been kinda not it this year... after jack and rayane flopped the second they got together, it's just been getting worse and worse but i guess there have been some gems here and there to be fair... hearstopper s2 was good, the lake s2 was funny but not as good as s1, be my favorite was actually a decent bl which didn't follow the same tired formula of having main gay couple and side gay couple and other side couple with a lil sprinkle of random passive-aggressive behavior towards women... this one actually threw all of that away and became its own thing with an amazing female character so that was nice to see... bodies was actually decent and weirdly good show with a gay subplot.... but my favorite is for sure the new polish series on netflix absolute beginners which is apparently a controversial opinion to have since some americans people need to be told everything in text in order to understand some things told in visuals so i guess it's not for everyone but for me it was the only 10/10 show of the year... oh and everything now was a slay as well, i'd say my second fav show of the year... tbh there have been like over 80 new shows/seasons released this year alone so it's hard to keep up and find the good ones idk... as for shows which are airing week to week rn, i'd say there are zero i watch... un professore not giving simuel rn, bettys diagnose gay storyline kinda stale, that's about it... i'm watching the old craig/john paul storyline from hollyoaks for the first time rn so that's been fun... and i'm looking forward to mary & george (the trailer!!!!!!!), blutige anfänger s5 (i just know bruno and phillip gonna serve in this season since they lowkey got popular for a week or so during s4 and the showrunners know about it) and big boys s2

*god making michael wheeler soup*

“ok so we’ll start with uh… a dab of floofy hair and and drop of lankiness- oops guess a splash of lankiness .. now a dash of adorable <33 and some lovely lil freckles.. a cup of nerdiness and a DnD obsession for *spice*… a bit in love with will byers… oOps that was a lot my bad haha i guess i might as well add the simp powder now lol *dumps* the disaster queer powder *flips upside down* then comes the autism *shakes* and some competent parents *sprinkles* wait shit that bag was the anxiety… well anyway might as well stir in a bit of trauma- oOPs…….….. ig he should be able to run then at least here *dumps* … wait sHIT that was the bad posture bag fuck….. oh well 🤷 what else hm... oh right just a smidgen of internalized homophob- SHIT *dumps entire container* uhh that’s fine i’ll just give him some of the good life choices powder…... oh crap i’m out. well uhhhh i’ll give him a gay found family to make up for it hahaha 😅😅 here you go welcome to the world michael!! 😬”

part 3 of my ROTTMNT x TMA crossover analyses in which i decide which TMA entity a character from ROTTMNT would serve/vibe with! (villain edition)

part one here and part two here

yes i know it’s been days. i’m in school what do you want from me. 

so far we’ve got mikey, raph, leo, donnie, april, sunita, cassandra, and splinter. figured i’d switch gears a bit and do a villain specific one! (draxum, shredder and the krang will be their own post. there’s a solid amount of villains without them and i plan on splitting draxum by baron draxum and barry draxum and also shredder based on the shredder at the end of season 1/beginning of season 2 and the shredder at the end of season 2)

spoilers for tma and rottmnt (i finally finished it! yay! i’m in pieces)

hypno!

i really like hypno. was NOT expecting coran’s voice to come out of him when i first met him but it adds to his charm. i love his whole character. he is the villain ever. 

hypno is a corruption-marked spiral avatar with some stranger thrown in there for funsies! i feel like in the tma-verse he would start up as a spiral avatar given his whole magician schtick. the stranger comes from his illusion abilities and that one episode dedicated to the 80s fashion montages aka the best episode ever. 

and you can’t have hypno without warren stone!

warren is so fucking funny to me. the only person who ever remembers him is his boyfriend and we love him for that. i want to kick him into the sun. 

warren is a corruption-marked stranger avatar with some lonely sprinkled in there! i am entirely giving him stranger vibes because literally no one remembers him, but on a more serious note i feel like that really fucks with him sometimes (which is the lonely part). there’s no way it wasn’t jarring going from a renowned news reporter to fucking forgotten in like two seconds. even meat sweats is remembered for his cooking legacy. sounds like a certain rat person huh. (except instead of letting it get him depressed warren turned his bitterness into a weapon. good for him. gay people amirite)

speaking of meat sweats...

look at him. a lil guy. he will shout slurs at you and burn down your kitchen for daring to serve him toast that isn’t properly browned. 

meat sweats is a pretty obvious one. he’s a corruption-marked slaughter avatar that also gained his loyalty to the flesh following his mutation. meat sweats is another one i really like; his design is funky and i genuinely enjoy his abilities to twist his body and also absorb the abilities of others. 10/10 character design we should make more characters like gordon ramsey. 

repo!

ok real talk i fucking LOVE repo’s design. he’s my top three favorite villain design out of all of them. just look at him. what a guy. run him over on your way out. 

repo is one of those characters that gave me a bit of a hard time cause outside of his obvious corruption marking, i wasn’t too sure what would fit him well. i eventually settled on a corruption-marked hunt avatar who is eye aligned. repo’s constantly hunting down people who owe him money and he also always seems to know how owes him money and by when. a true businessman. (he is so gender i want his claws. its the fucking purple isn’t it god dAMN IT but also. i want to crouch. like a creachure.)

ghostbear!

honestly i don’t really care for ghostbear. his design and powers are cool and that’s kinda it for me. 

ghostbear is a corruption-marked spiral-aligned end avatar. he’s a ghost (obv) and i threw in the spiral cause i felt like it helped to explain his specific abilities with shifting in and out of corporeality (is that a word??). again, not much to say for him. i don’t really hate him, i just can’t bring myself to care about him. 

purple dragons!

i also don’t really care for the purple dragons. i found them pretty annoying and hard to like and like ghostbear, i just couldn’t bring myself to care about them.

i’m gonna give the purple dragons all the nomination of eye-marked web avatars. they’re super techy and i feel like they could  be really formidable foes (i’m pretty sure they’re in the older shows? i wouldn’t know i haven’t watched them but like. i don’t really care abt them so we’re moving on)

crabs!

not only did i forget that these guys have names but i also forgot they were in the fucking show KAJFHASKFJHDSKJF

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh they’re gonna be corruption-marked slaughter avatars. punchy punch go snip snip.

foot brute and foot lieutenant!

(they don’t have names?? they named the fucking crabs and not the main baddies of the show??? what the fuck they are so cool?????? also queer relationship goals if leos a baby gay and hypnowarren are old gays then these guys are like. the elder queers. anyway)

i fucking love these dudes!! i love their dynamic!!! they are so fun i love their daughter too!!!!! ok actual analysis time.

foot lieutenant is a spiral-marked web avatar with some desolation thrown in there. they’re also trying really hard to get slaughter marked. foot brute is the slaughter avatar foot lieutenant is trying to be and they also get some desolation in there. 

ok that’s it post over i’m going to bed. also, unrelated, did you guys know that todd is a part of the villains wiki. i thought that was fucking hilarious. 

saw @rainbowbarnacle do this and i thought it might be fun so

Rules: Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! Then tag as many people as you have WIPs

like she did i'm just going to list out my WIPs with a brief summary but if any of these sound interesting to you or you'd like to ask me questions please please do

also i don't have a single WIP folder because i organize all of my various universes into their own folders but here's the ones i'm most actively working on:

The House of Orchids v5 / The Tale of the Blackwood Company: the two main entries in my fantasy courtesans universe, the titular house of orchids. the first is about how the son of one of the most conservative noble lords in an incredibly repressive/homophobic empire gets found out for being a fairy and then sold to a brothel, meets another courtesan, perrin, whomst is hot dom that helps him work through his Issues around his sexuality, and finally, gets his revenge on the people that wronged him. dual protag situation, the other half is about aria, a former-pirate-turned-courtesan who has recently been purchased by her own hot domme noble lady and how she navigates the complexities of that situation. focusing on themes of agency/control and how that impacts our identities and relationship to our body, and of course, because it's me, exploring how kink can help us navigate that.

the blackwood company are a mercenary band in the same universe who have a close relationship with the proprietor of the house of orchids and three of them are in a cute lil mmf polycule. they accept a contract to escort twin noble brats across the empire and along the way Shenanigans Ensue, as they are wont to do. another dual POV between kier, the f part of the mercenary polycule, whomst is an immortal queer warrior woman with a cnc kink, and elyssandra, the lady noble being escorted with a mysterious chronic illness, who feels Feelings about kier and doesn't know what to do with them. continuing themes of agency/bodily autonomy and kink as a method of exerting that control.

Gabe and Frankie Band Edition / Avery Again Again: the two main entries in my Nebula Verse, so named for the cafe/bookstore that is kind of the central hub between the various cast of characters. gabe & frankie's story started as an AU of a different universe but quickly became The Main One (i just can't bring myself to write about highschoolers anymore lol) and i've posted snippets of it before. the idea is kind of my riff on the whole bandom genre but explicitly queer, heavily cribbed from velvet goldmine with a sprinkle of the arden st. ives series from alexis hall for good measure. another dual POV situation between gabe, the lead singer of a queer glam rock band the peaches, and matt, a barista at nebula and the guitarist they hire last minute after the relationship between gabe and his former (regrettably heterosexual) lead guitarist implodes. shenanigans, it should not surprise you to learn, ensue.

meanwhile avery is a queer nonbinary adhd disaster (ngl, shameless self insert) who is roommates with one of nebula's other baristas, anna. they've recently been cut off from their rich parents for the crime of being a queer nonbinary college dropout and are working a series of jobs to make their rent money. Contrived Circumstances lead to them needing to pretend to be engaged to earn back the good graces/monetary support of their family, and they so happen to find a willing candidate in eliot. he is a wealthy and famous gay author of mystery novels who is embroiled in his own scandal after his ex-fiancé garret publishes a shocking tell-all memoir about what a prima donna jerk he supposedly is at the same time he gets into a very public, very embarrassing accident with some rando riding a vespa. eliot needs better publicity stat and a date to some industry event, and is willing to pay someone to pretend to be his arm candy. the two come to a mutually beneficial financial arrangement. and good thing avery can't stand him, so there's Absolutely No Chance of real, complicated emotional feelings to make things messy between the two of them. of course.

this is a shameless pretty woman riff, with lots of kink sprinkled in for good measure.

Cat V3 / Brian V3: the two main entries in my other series based around a cafe/central hub of artsy weirdos, this one called Haven. cat is an adhd disaster (are you sensing a pattern) who works at a board game store in a charming little shopping district of the college town of greendale, a which the locals fondly refer to as Hipster Alley. her two best friends and roommates ginger & greg work at Haven. cat accidentally runs into a intimidatingly hot punk woman outside Haven when she's running late for work, and it turns out this woman's name is quinn, and she works at a nearby bakery. cat attempts an ill-advised friendship with quinn while she pretends she's not hardcore crushing on her, which eventually turns into a friends-with-benefits kink-based situationship, and then they finally get over themselves and admit they're in wuv. lots of lowkey, charming vignettes of cat's friend group/found family of nosy queers (and a couple Token Heterosexuals in ginger and nathan) trying to help cat woo quinn. the epitome of cozy low-stakes coffeeshop fluff.

brian's story is another mmf polycule situation, takes place chronologically before cat's, with a shared cast of characters. brian shows up on the doorstep of what he thinks is his childhood best friend's apartment after a gaybashing leads him to fleeing his shitty small town, only to find that said childhood best friend, nathan, moved out. yesterday. nathan's former roommates, violet and anthony, let brian crash there while he sorts his life out a bit. violet engages in her own devious machinations to get anthony and brian to admit their obvious attraction for one another, and her plan to be the filling in their no-homo sandwich backfires spectacularly when she develops feelings for the dude too. whoopsie.

as far as tagging goes i'll tag @musicismymoirail because i know we've talked about some of my ocs before, otherwise anyone else who wants to do this please do!! and tag me cuz i'm nosy!!!

#4 my dude

thamk you...

name five things that COULD happen next, logically

let's pull up the ol google drive here. i've been stuck on the 18th revised chapter for my original story for like. a month now. i don't wanna spoil major things (you'll just have to read it for yourself here or on ao3, if u fancy, though there’s only one chapter up on ao3 so far lol) so maybe i'll do like general things that can happen next:

our protag and his boyfriend(s) can have a lil chat about how to deal with the bad guys going forward

on the topic of protag’s boyfriend(s), i could totally sprinkle in a little drama (love triangle bullshit... but Gay)

i had like a pointless random encounter (like dnd lmao) in the previous iteration when protag heads out on the next leg of his quest, so maybe that could happen but with actual stakes/plot relevance

oh yeah, duh, the first (second?) objective of protag’s quest can be completed. cross that off the list LMAO

and i’m blanking on a fifth thing. a dragon comes and kills everyone idk lol

If you want you can stay here in my bed (if you want to only if you want to)

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/VyHkOmE by xBunnyxx i'm officially addicted to writing about these boys i cant stOP AH. series of one-shots/prompts/requests if I ever get any (please leave prompts/requests) should remain canon-compliant, might get a lil spicy (nothing graphic because I can't bring myself to write it) if anything it'll just be them being too sweet and loving for their own good with a lil *sprinkle* of explicit implications lots of make-outs and kissing and fluff with some possible angst and/or hurt/comfort. basically just whatever I start writing and get carried away with please head warnings/rating. don't read it if you're gonna be immature about two boys hopelessly in love and doing what teenagers in love do. cool. thanks :3 title from "If You Want To" by beabadoobee Words: 699, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Heartstopper (TV), Heartstopper (Webcomic) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: M/M Characters: Nicholas "Nick" Nelson, Charles "Charlie" Spring (Heartstopper) Relationships: Nicholas "Nick" Nelson/Charles "Charlie" Spring Additional Tags: Domestic Fluff, Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Romantic Fluff, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, Nicholas "Nick" Nelson Needs a Hug, Protective Nicholas "Nick" Nelson, Charles "Charlie" Spring (Heartstopper) Needs a Hug, Gay Charles "Charlie" Spring (Heartstopper), Bisexual Nicholas "Nick" Nelson, Implied Sexual Content, Boys Kissing, Neck Kissing, Gentle Kissing, im too bad at writing real smut so take limes instead, cant believe thats not a tag, your honor they're in love, Gay Male Character, Bisexual Male Character, no betas we die like Nick's heterosexuality, Canon Compliant, Implied/Referenced Sex read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/VyHkOmE

my advice is that if romance is usually a major draw for you in a work you can like just start reading romance books. theyve got a hundred sub genres of these bastards so if you wanna read like a gay werewolf murder mystery you can probably find one. if you do please tell me btw

*sprinkles some Ninjago headcanons on the ground like I’m feeding birds breadcrumbs in the park*

Jay

Jay builds up static electricity when nervous/anxious/angry, I think most people agree on this one, but like, also, Jay’s hair looks fluffy not because it actually is, but because the electric build-up makes it puff up. It’s very frizzy, it’s like a chip bag in that it’s like 90% air in there and 10% actual substance.

He shaved the slit into his eyebrow and wore concealer to cover his freckles in an attempt to look cool when he was younger, now he goes without the concealer and fills in the eyebrow slit because he regrets it, hence the change from his og design to his reboot design.

Bi, obviously, we all know this. Trans too.

Has spent an abysmal amount of time playing Minecraft, probably has one of those Minecraft torch lamps or the LED diamond ore block.

Zane

Zane’s favorite color is actually pink, fuck canon.

Demipanromantic and asexual.

Zane loves to make macarons because he’s very particular and prides himself on his ability to make something so technically difficult without any errors, plus he thinks they look nice and they’re easy to share.

He likes cooking competition shows but like, usually defaults to something where everyone is nice like the Great British Bake Off. Occasionally he will get into A Mood and watch one of the more aggressive shows and be just as judgy and harsh as the judges in it.

Zane doesn’t like it when people touch his kitchen. Don’t do it. He keeps everything a certain way, if you mess with it he’ll know. You may touch the fridge and microwave only, but you’re on thin ice (I love Zane cooking headcanons can you tell).

He had a little too much fun pretending to be Snake Jaguar, just a little. He considered getting himself a proper bike after the whole incident but ultimately decided not to.

The temperature of the room drops when he’s upset, usually not by much though. This becomes far more frequent and far worse after the Never Realm, to the point that on a bad day, you will need a coat no matter where you are in the monastery.

Kai

Kai is a whore. That’s it that’s the headcanon.

He has a mullet.

Pan and transed his gender, but like, pan in the opposite way of Zane, pan like “as long as they’re hot I don’t care more options for me”.

He wears eyeshadow. Just a little bit but his eyelids are just a lil darker and a lil shinier than they should be. He insists it’s natural beauty, it’s not.

He thinks expensive things must automatically be better because they are expensive, hence why his hair products are making him go broke.

Cole

Cole is very touchy with Zane (you can interpret this as platonic or romantic), I think he just finds Zane very endearing.

He’s secretly really into The Real Housewives and other reality TV shows. Kai too, but even more secretly, he’d die if anyone found out, so neither of them knows about the other. They just live for the drama.

*chanting* Cole with locs Cole with locs Cole with locs.

He’s gay. We all know this, it’s almost not worth putting on here.

Cole is Zane’s certified taste tester, whether Zane actually wants his assistance or not. Zane will be like “no wait don’t touch th—” and Cole will dip a finger into some big pot of soup or something and lick it like “hm yeah needs more salt, keep up the good work Pinky.”

Due to his previously strained relationship with his father, Cole had been opposed to the idea of being a father himself for a long time. After taking care of baby Wu, he now loves the idea of being a father one day and is really excited for it.

Nya

She changed her makeup and started growing her hair out after meeting her mother since meeting her made Nya want to look more like her, even though prior to s15 they really weren’t close at all.

Bi, naturally.

Her favorite color is actually red and will always be red, even after she’s mostly retired wearing the color in favor of blue due to her being the water ninja (I know her VA said her favorite color is blue but I call bs, she wore exclusively red prior to the soft reboot and I bet red reminds her of her brother who was the only family she had for a long time, so red it is).

She still REALLY misses being Samurai X sometimes. She’s considered making herself a new suit and trying to be both Samurai X and the water ninja at the same time, but obviously those two things don’t mesh so well, so she always decides against it.

Pixal

Pixal was flat-chested and had a very gender neutral body type in her original design made by Cyrus Borg, as canonically she is genderless but has female programming. After rebuilding herself she transed her gender and gave herself a more feminine build.

So trans, and also pan.

Part of the reason she’s so into building things for the ninja besides just a need for it and an ability to do it is because she loves her father dearly and inventing+building things makes her feel more like him.

Lloyd

Ace-aro and nonbinary, uses he/they.

Pointy ears, pointier teeth!

Their eyes were red before they unlocked their powers as the green ninja. During s9 when he didn’t have his powers, their eyes went back to red, which was a little jarring for others to see.

Hates movies about ghosts for obvious reasons.

Still listens to edgy music, never grew out of it, and honestly? Good for them, good for them.

We don’t know about you, but the coven is extremely glad it’s Friday. We’re looking forward to stepping away from the cauldron and relaxing with some new reads.

Here’s what we’re serving up for the Friday Fic Recs.

Found Family (justaleapoffaith) *GIF SET* “This celebration of Stevie and her found family would make even the toughest witch teary-eyed.”

He Sees You (Distractivate) “This gem is about Patrick picking a frame for his glasses, while at the same time contemplating his developing identity as a gay man.”

I bury my heart (i hope it's a seed, i hope it works) (1031) “A lovely little fic about magic and growing things and finding the person who balances you out.“

Taking a risk (@unfolded73) “A Twyla/Stevie fic that is also a gorgeous character study of Stevie, showing her growing up and growing confident in herself and who she is.”

We stood steady as the stars (foxtails/@ratchet) “A beautiful, thoughtful journey for David and Patrick and their marriage as David does actually start to become one with nature, well outside of Coachella.”

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FROM THE HEARTH

When it’s been one of those weeks, sometimes you just need something sweet and savory (and easy to assemble). We’ve got you covered on this one, but don’t blame us when you can’t stop eating them.

Maple Bacon Bites 

You’re going to need:

frozen phyllo cups (30 total)

1 lb regular-cut bacon

3/4 cup brown sugar

1/2 cup maple syrup 1) Preheat oven to 350* F. Line a rimmed baking sheet with parchment and lightly grease it with cooking spray. Place the phyllo cups onto the baking sheet and set aside briefly. 2) Fry bacon in batches in a large skillet, cooking until the bacon is just about done but not crispy. It will cook more as you bake it. Drain the bacon and let cool briefly, then chop into tiny bits. 3) Fill each phyllo cup with a 1/2 tsp of brown sugar and add a lil’ squirt of maple syrup on top. Pile bacon into the phyllo cup and sprinkle with the remaining brown sugar. 4) Bake for about 12-15 minutes or until the phyllo cups and bacon are crisp and the maple mix is bubbly and caramelized. 5) Cool for about 5 minutes before serving.

What happens at the jazz night?? You've given us little details but ??????? What was the song?? Is Janus a good singer???? Whhhhhh gay

understandable, some more info: 

there are a few songs - the night is for donors and passerby to come and go as they please, so they play for a few hours - but the ones that the group are there for are dream a little dream of me, don’t mean a thing, fever, and feeling good (just for a lil modern sprinkle yknow) 

you can be sure that in the “say nighty-night and kiss me” line of dream a little dream, janus makes eye contact with lo and immediately thereafter gives him a “i’m pokin fun at u up here and u can’t do anything about it” smile 

jan has a nifty lil suit!! very classic jazz singer ensemble yknow!! 

(he takes off the jacket and rolls his sleeves up a bit into the performance bc hot lights, right, and when he turns back to face the audience after taking it off, he catches logan’s eye and they just kind of stare at each other for a second until janus clears his throat and gets ready for the next song. literally everyone else in the group saw it and those two just. do not mention it.)

of course janus is a good singer 

he’s a good singer in general (he and roman do musical duets a lot when they hang out) but he’s especially good at jazz, hence him volunteering to sing lol 

he has a really great stage presence!! kind of hypnotizing in the way slow songs and low voices are

logan did not know, prior to being told about and dragged along to the charity performance, that janus could sing. he’d never mentioned it and logan had never even heard him sing to himself or under his breath or anything. so you can imagine that this experience was a bit of a shock. a bit of a very gay shock.

basically the entire time the crew is there is basically filled with janus sneaking looks at logan, which switch between smug lil smiles when lo is looking and something ~unreadable~ when he’s not. logan does not notice this. everyone else does.