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echoing-gravity · 4 months

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Can Marinette Bench press a building?!

(Ladybugs, also known as lady beetles or ladybird beetles, are able to carry objects that are up to 1,000 times their own weight due to the unique structure of their exoskeletons. An exoskeleton is an external protective covering that provides support and protection to the insect's body. This covering is made up of a material called chitin, which is a strong and lightweight polymer. The exoskeleton also gives ladybugs their characteristic shiny, hard shells. Ladybugs use their powerful leg muscles to lift and carry heavy objects, such as large leaves or other insects. The unique structure of their exoskeleton allows them to distribute the load evenly across their body, making it possible for them to carry heavy objects without being weighed down. Additionally, their strong legs and other muscles are equipped to sustain this weight too)

But like with her legs???

I wanna see a MLB x DC fic where Marinette is working with young justice and like a building fucking falls on them but marinette just fucking kicks it away. Or picks it up. Itd be even more absurdly funny if she wasn't transformed and the super strength is like a kwami side effect.

WHAT IS MARINETTES WEIGHT? IS THERE A CANNON ANSWER??? DO I HAVE TO PULL A MATPAT AND DO PIXEL MEASUREMENT MATHAMATICAL BULLSHIT???? I WANNA KNOW IF SHE CAN LOFT A BUILDING OR NOT!!!

#mlb x dc #ladybug miraculous #i can't do math #Like 1000 x the weight of a 15 year old is prolly maybe not enough to lift like a skyscraper but like maybe a McDonald's??#I want to see Marinette throw a batburger building at that one crocodile rouge #Or the joker #Yeah no deffo the joker but durring that arc where he trys to torture Tim. Can u tell I ship ShutterBug? Or is it timmette?#Shutterbug is cuter #Anyway #After Mars throws the building at WHOEVER as marinette and not lady bug #We could have the silly miscommunication of oh! Kryptonian! But like it could go angsty if they assume she's stronger than she is like she'#Got super strength but prolly not on Mr. Clark -I am totally just a reporter who is not suspicious at All- Kent #So if Kon or someone patted them on the back at Kryptonian power levels it would prolly result in an ow #Is this Buff Marinette? Does this count? Am I the only one who remembers that au #Also I now headcannon that ladybug has thin plated armor on her suit like an exoskeleton and whenever anyone #Asks her how she can pick up heavy things she says “Oh! Im just Chitin :3” (cheating) puns are contagious and no one is safe #badass marinette #Buff Marinette #marinette dupain cheng #tim drake x marinette dupain cheng #Also Tim totally has the hots for the girl that could snap his spine. Im just saying what we're all thinking

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a-short-alien · 2 months

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HEADCANNONS!!!! Here’s some small headcannons I’ve been messing with lately, sorry no art today but big things coming soon… 👹

-Clown is violently jealous of Barbra (obviously) and often fights with her over stupid small things because of it, causing many problems and even leading to Barbra insisting Clown has bad intentions

-Batman sees Dick and Clown flirting during a fight and, due to his connection with poison ivy though his adopted mother, thinks clown is using Ivy’s love spell on Nightwing but later when giving him the antidote followed by aggressive interrogation of poison ivy, finds he was wrong

-Despite who his father is, Clown and Redhood actually get along quite well due to the fact they were both born to the same poor neighborhood and during his time captured by the joker, often found comfort in Clown’s company (he had understood at the time what could have happened to clown if he had let him go and knew he had no real idea what the Joker had planned for him) they’ve even worked together a few times since

-Harley actually becomes a member of the bat family and (mostly) quits her life of crime for Clown, in an attempt to get closer to him after he began to distance himself from his father

-Red Robin and Clown spend a lot of time together after Clown was properly introduced to the family, Tim even got him a phone and taught him how to use social media after learning he had never had one

-Alfred had always enjoyed Clown’s presence and even encouraged Bruce to take him in and away from the joker when he was younger but after finding out Dick had been sneaking out to see him nights they weren’t patrolling his protective instincts kicked in and he attempted (and failed) to distance the boys as much as possible and insisted Clown was “too far gone” by then

-Damien, like usual, didn’t like Clown much at all at first but they soon bonded over being Dick’s number one haters (loving him a lot)

-When Clown gets his legal work back he actually made his legal name Jack Clown White after Joker but people close to him still call him Clown often

#hc #headcannon #dc oc #dc fan au #dc #dc au #dc headcanon #joker #Batman #batmanoc #jokeroc #batfam #batfamily #batmanau

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thatfeelingwhentheshowisover · 6 months

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Lego Batman🦇

I like thinking about the Lego Batmans and their families. The Lego Batman movie (LBM) Batman and The LEGO movie (TLM) Batman have drastically different lives. TLM Batman isn't the hero of Gotham City he just has base knowledge of crime fighting while LBM Batman does actually have to balance his two lives. LBM Batman has to live with loosing his parents, Alfred really raised him, and he has a nice family consisting of a son a kinda boyfriend and a crush by the end of his movie. TLM Batman isn't really connected to his backstory personally, Alfred is more of just his butler, and his family consists of his wife, a queen, and her dad, the guy who saved the world and then started the apocalypse. If they met and talked it would be a crazy conversation

#lego #lego movie #lego movie 2 #lego batman #lego batjokes #headcanon #Lego movie headcannon #emmet brickowski #queen watevra wanabi #lego robin #lego joker #Lego Alfred #Lego Lucy #Gotham city #batman #VoidMirror posting

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ifellinlovewithpersona · 4 months

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I'm giving myself a free pass to be annoying and a lil' bit of delulu about renbino again so I'll tell you about this crazy AU I thought of recently (no i dont think i'll write fic about it because my recent trials of writing renbino fics ended up tragically lol, I just think this AU would be cool lol)

Renbino celebrity AU where V-kun is actually either popular model or j-pop idol and Ren is just regular guy who listen to rock or metal and doesnt really care about or even know idols or either (in model variant) care about fashion that much.

And when V-kun has breaks from his schedule, he actually comes undercover to Leblanc to chill with a cup of coffee away from curious eyes and paparazzis (is celebrities coming to Leblanc a pattern? Definitely lol) where he mets Ren and becomes a regular and both boys just start to talk, fell in love and then eventually date each other.

Fast forward couple months, Ren wants to introduce his new boyfriend to his friends and brings V-kun to the PT hangout and most of the girls (probably Ann and Futaba but I think perhaps even Makoto as well?) recognize V-kun and would be shocked and like "DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO HE IS?!". That would be funny lmao

Also bonus points if V-kun is friends with P4 Rise in this AU hahaha

Anyways that's my brand new renbino idea lol :p I'm swear I'm getting worse with this ship with the each day passing lol

#lilly's talking #renbino #joker x nahobino #my au ideas #my headcannons

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shivering-isles-cryptid · 2 years

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DC Villains With Your Interests

Ive based each reader for each villain on what I thought would be fun, like the reader for Mad Hatter is based off Cheshire, and the reader for Killer Croc is based off Poison Ivy. As well as some that I thought would be good opposites, like the reader for Zsasz is based off Catwoman, and the reader for Two Face is based off Giganta. The readers for each are male.

Warnings: Graphic violence, comic book violence, language

Two Face - Chemistry

When he met you, he was still Harvey Dent and you worked at ACE Chemicals.

He was there to fund a new serum that should give the same effect of a steroid with none of the negative side effects.

You were the lead scientist there, and the board of directors told you to show him the lab and introduce him to the current research in order to convince him.

They told you to get his funding by any means necessary.

When he arrived for the tour, he was instantly infatuated with you.

He thought you were beautiful and he had to have you by any means necessary.

You walked him through the lab, explaining everything you could in great detail.

He could hear the love and joy in your voice as you described your work.

He decided then that he would do anything in his power to hear that in your voice again.

After he agreed to fund the research, he made sure to visit the lab every chance he could, each time spending it with you as you described your current experiment.

He bought every Chemistry book he could find just so he could keep the conversations going.

When he did become Two Face, he flipped his coin on whether or not he should risk scaring you just to see you again.

It landed on tails, meaning he would risk your fear and disgust just to see your face one more time.

That's when he found out about your powers.

He broke into the factory to find you in your lab, sitting on the floor of the trashed room. Dents and crack in the walls and furniture.

You had ripped clothes and messy hair and were balling into your knees.

He placed a hand on you, his normal one, and when you looked up, instead of pulling back in disgust, or flinching in fear, your eyes filled with joy and comfort as you launched yourself into a hug.

You cried into his shoulder while explaining what happened.

Your partner got tired of waiting and experimenting on rat, so he strapped you to a table and injected you with the serum, giving you the power to grow to the size of a building.

Harvey calmed you down and brought you to his house, where you two would live the rest of your evil lives together.

He would have his goons steal any chemical you wanted so you could keep experimenting.

You made him gas bombs, poisons, and any other concoction he asked for, giving him a special one that would melt half a person's face off for your 5th anniversary.

He still adores listening to you talk about Chemistry, the two of you spending hours at night just laying in bed and talking about your lateat experiment.

Due to Harvey's high school level of Chemistry knowledge that he got from his desire to bond with you, he understands what your saying some of the time, but most of the time he has no idea what you're talking about.

But he will still listen to you talk, or watch you as you make his weapons cuz he just loves the amount of joy it brings you.

Reader inspiration: Giganta

Bane - Swords

You two met when Bane was robbing a weapons shop.

He did it just so Joker, Two Face, and Scarecrow wouldn't get their hands on any of the items.

You were there doing some retail therapy, since today was the "There's A Blade Pressed Against Your Throat, So You're Going To Give Me Everything I Ask For" discount.

When he showed up, you just kept throwing swords that interested you into your cart, along with the different oils needed to keep them clean, and some cool stands.

Bane tried to take the items in your cart, but was not so pleasantly surprised when you fought back.

He kept trying to land a punch, but you were faster and more agile.

When he went to activate his serum, you wrapped your legs around his neck and placed a sword under the tubes, threatening to cut them if he didnt let you out of the store with your loot.

The next time the two of you met was at a League of Villains meeting.

He wasn't so pleased to see you, but you were definetly happy to see him.

You kept gropping his arms and very blatantly flirting with him, which weirded out everyone in the room, but was just surprising to Bane.

You two frew closer, Bane eventually falling DEEPLY in love with you.

He would watch as you fought Wonder Woman and Batman, your fighting style matching the twos almost perfectly.

He defiently wouldnt understand your fascination with blades, especially when he found your Sword Room.

But he still watches you with adoration as you train with them or clean them, and will even let you spar against him.

He'll hold back since he doesn't want to damage your Sword and risk you going into a rage driven frenzy, stabbing him in places that not even he could stand.

Reader Inspiration: Talia Al'Ghul

Zsasz - Jewels

Your first meeting was when your current boy toy, Black Mask, hired him to be your muscle on your heist to break into the Gotham Museum to steal an Ancient Emerald.

When the two of you met face to face, you felt an immediate attraction.

He was defiently off put by your very, VERY blatant flirting, especially since Black Mask referred to you as "Baby Boy", but he had to admit, you did look really fine in that leather cat suit.

It turns out, you would have no use for him since you were such a good thief that the heist only took a minute and a half, but only because you took a small detour to also steal an Ancient Egyptian cat statue for your living room.

You made sure that Zsasz stayed in touch, hiring him to be your muscle on jobs that both of you knew wouldn't need any.

Black Mask was obviously suspicious of your relationship, especially when he found out that Zsasz was stealing jewels with out you, and those jewels were somehow ending up in your possession.

Eventually, you ended things with him. Zsasz doesn't know how you did it, but you were also able to get him to leave both of you alone.

Zsasz would always come home with a new jewel for you. Big or small, they were always real gems.

You did t ask how he got them, but you always you d out by the latest news story.

'Lady found dead, ruby necklace worth millions missing!' The news said as Zsasz put your new red necklace on your neck.

'Home of Millionare Veronica Cale robbed last night! Only thing missing, a decorative swan made from a mixture of white diamonds, sapphires, and onyx!' You heard while clearing room on your mantle for the jeweled bird Zsasz surprised you with.

Character Inspiration: Catwoman

Killer Croc - Plants

You two met at a protest.

It was released that ACE Chemicals was experimenting a steroid on rats, and then releasing the ones who lived into the sewers and turned the dead ones into fertilizer.

Waylon was there because the new, buff mice were messing with his home, and you were there because you found out that they were selling the fertilizer to the Gotham City Park, and it was having.... Side effects on the plants.

Waylon showed up with a sign, ready to have a peaceful protest to convince them to stop.

You showed up surrounded by vines, tearing cops and security guard in half.

He fell in love with you the moment he saw you use your powers to shove two tree roots down someones throat, out their ass, and then rip them in half.

He followed you to Eden, the forest grown by Poison Ivy.

When you stopped walking, it was becuase you were confronting him.

You had wrapped a vine around his legs and pulled him upside down.

When you saw his face, Waylon was ready for you to scream in terror, or disgust, but instead, you put a hand on his face and rubbed a circle into his cheek before setting him down.

The two of you spent the night together, you introducing him to the different species in the forest and him telling you about the different types of animals out there that are often confused for crocodiles.

You two did come across Ivy once, but when she saw you two together, your hands intertwined and your head in his.lap, just just smirked and winked at you befire walking away.

You two met up everyday, each time you taught him abiut a different carnivorus or poisonous plant. First day, Sundew. Second day, Hemlock. Third day, Pitcher Plant. Fourth day, Poiosn Oak.

Waylon would get one of the girls in the League of Villains, probably Cheetah, to get him some books on botany and plant species.

He would learn whatever he can so he could impress you.

Character Inspiration: Poison Ivy

Obviously

Joker - History & Mythology

You met when he was robbing the same museum as you.

He wanted the jewels and such, you wanted the ancient scroll that depicts a ritual to summon an army of spirits to do your bidding.

Obviously Joker was annoyed when he found some dirty boy in a loincloth standing with his back to him.

That was until black smoke and golden sparks floated from your hands and tore the sealed down off the wall and crumpled it into a ball the size of a mango.

At that point he was impressed as shit.

When you were escaping, he grabbed your hand as you were about to teleport away.

He tried charm on you to get you to join him in taking over the city, but your fave remained cold and uncaring.

You flicked his chest and he flew back, smoke and embers swirling around him.

He pulled a gun and pointed it at you head, but then he heard you whisper something, and your form changed to a much cleaner version of you, wearing sweatpants and a tank top.

You ran to his side to make sure he was okay, and decided to join him.

He would make sure to grab a few scrolls or stone tablets whenever he robbed a museum or archive, and if he didnt, he'd stop at a bookstore and grab you a book on Ancient Mesopotamia, or a book on Ancient Celtic Folktales.

He had saved the scrolls you stole when you first met, but you told him to burn it so your other side wouldn't use it to, you know, enslave the entire planet including him.

He readily agreed.

When he's had a long day, he would be the little spoon as you whispered taled of ancient gods, or evil monsters into his ear.

Alot of times that would be the only thing that could quiet the laughter.

Character Inspiration: Enchantress (Mostly Suicide Squad version)

Mad Hatter - Assassination

You met in Arkham.

You were assigned as his cellmate, the warden probably thought he was funny.

Little did he know that you two would become best friends.

This was, lets say uncomfortable, for both the guards and the other residents.

The World's Greatest Assassin and a man with the ability to control minds.

When you escaped, and you both began doing your villainy again, Jervis was co fused by your methods.

He appreciated your stealth in getting to the victim, but you also killing them without even letting them know? He doesn't get it.

He lets you do your work, occasionally lending you his mind control gas, but only if you join him for his next game of Hatter and Alice.

Character Inspiration: Cheshire

The Riddler - Acrobatics

You met because he pissed you off.

You figured out his riddle in about 3 minutes, and his latest target was the Gotham City Gymnastics Center.

You basically ripped the doors of his lair off the hinges and threw the now dedused bomb at his feet.

He was impressed with you, but also annoyed.

You're so smart, but you ruined his plans.

He was about to have his goons kill you, but you grabbed his tie and pulled him to his knees, telling him to leave the center alone.

He agreed.

The next time you met was at a bank.

He was about to rob it, then he heard the alarm go off and saw you running from it carrying two trash bags and carrying a baseball bat.

He followed you to your apartment and broke in.

The next riddle he gave you was sappy and simple.

But it was cute, so you let him live. And come back.

He isn't the most limber person, so he is definetly impressed when ever he sees you stretching, or when your doing an entire gymnastics routine to get away from the Bat.

He was even more impressed when he watched you kill 5 Arkham guards while wearing a straight jacket, and then getting yourself out of the jacket.

He loves your flexibility, but he does find it a bit unnerving when he can see the back of your legs, but is looking you in the eye.

#the Joker x male reader #the riddler x male reader #two face x male reader #zsasz x male reader #killer croc x male reader #mad hatter x male reader #bane x male reader #dc #headcannons #gay #male reader #male reader headcannons

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ppawmkinz · 2 years

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Just enjoy.

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warnersister · 5 months

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“Gotham Masterlist”

Jerome Valeska🃏

Jerome with Gordan’s daughter - “Star Cross’d”

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tixuctoad · 1 year

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Smileyjack HCs

/srs this time

Between the two, I think Jack would be the one that has to initiate affection; at least in the beginning, until Joker gets used to it

While Jack's hands are long n slender, Joker's are broader and basically consume Jack's hand each time they handhold

On the same note, because I'm mean, I feel like Joker doesn't??? Know how to properly hold hands in the beginning?? This man will just grip Jack's hand. No fingers interlocking, no nothin. Just a normal grab

Once he gets the hang of it though, Joker likes to swing their hands around

Dont get me started on kisses. Joker would probably accidentally knock his teeth against Jack's the first time they try

Joker gets absolutely zero play, sorry <\3

Jack likes to surprise Joker with lil gifts or actions; flowers, baked goods, ect ect

Joker, I feel like, rather than buying flowers or chocolates, would much rather hand craft something for Jack

Idk if its because I hc Leo, Bane, and Joker all do activities together or what, but I feel like Joker would carve lil gifts for Jack

Bane taught him that C:

Jack's hand. Entangled in Jokers hair everytime they cuddle. Always at least one hand

Joker has a sweet tooth, and Jack is more than happy to bake something for him

Originally I was gonna say Jokers the type to gawk at Jack all lovingly while he's walking, and going straight into a wall; but let's admit it, Jack would also do that

Nicknames for each other

Jack to Joker;

Candybear, Honeypot, Dear, Darling, Sweetheart, Sweetums, Silly, Honeybear, Dearest, Love/My Love, Sweet Tooth

Joker to Jack;

Jackass (/hj), Bud, Hon/Honey, Fucker (/hj), Love (hes shy about this one, me thinks), Sweetpea, Sweetflea, Sweet Thing

#identity v #identityv #idv smiley face #idv jack #idv ripper #idv joker #idv headcanons #smileyjack #jokerjack #writing #headcanon #headcannons

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kaylieklys · 1 year

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Joker Death HeadCannon

So I've had this floating around my head for a while and decided to flesh it out a bit. This all came about from a Twitter question asking who is going to be the one to finally kill the Joker for good.

For me it comes down to Harley Quinn, Jason Todd and Barbara Gordon. All three have very dark ties to the Joker - Harley with domestic abuse, Jason with his murder and Barbara with him disabling her and sexually assaulting her.

Side note: I'm aware of Duke having ties with the Joker as well, but at the moment I'm having trouble trying to get him into this head cannon, so I've left him out for the moment.

We all know that Jason has it in him to kill the Joker, however, in Under the Red Hood he wanted Bruce to do it so prove that man loved him. That whole story brings in the idea of Red Hood being ready to kill the Joker however Jason Todd wasn't in the place to do so. Jason needed to get into the same mind set at Red Hood and then the Joker would be gone. For the sake of this head cannon, Jason is finally in the place where he's ready to end the clown.

Harley Quinn has done a good job separating herself from the Joker, so I think in order for her to become involved he's going to have done something to Ivy or something along those lines for her to cross that threshold.

For Barbara, I think she has been waiting for someone to take the step towards this and while probably not physically taking part in it, she is going to help keep the evidence factor down for those involved.

Now why all three start working together isn't all that important. Maybe they hear of the Joker having escaped and finally had enough or maybe they got wind of Joker planning something big. Regardless of the reason, the three of them work together. Barbara removes all evidence of Harley and Jason on the ground while Harley and Jason work together to get the Joker. They do it in such a way that he just disappears. No one sees them and any video evidence is non-existent. He just vanishes.

He's then transported somewhere outside of the Gotham city, but still close enough that Jason could be called on to help if need be. Harley and Jason work together to get their frustrations out on the Joker (I won't be too explicit) but when it comes to the final kill shot, Harley is the one that does it. It was decided in a game of rock paper scissors. Victor kills the Joker, Looser chooses where to put his body.

Once the Joker is dead, the two than transport the Joker's body to a place that it is never found.

It doesn't take long for the Gotham PD to work out the Joker is missing and Batman even picks up on the chatter. The Batfam (with Jason and Barbara's help) start searching and eventually find the location of where the Joker is killed. There is enough evidence to confirm that the Joker is dead but nothing to show where his body is or who did the killing. It was like he was just transported there, killed and his body disappeared as did the killer's evidence.

Everyone, but Batman give up on the case. It's the Joker, no one is particularly unhappy the man is dead but Batman needs to know who did it. He begins searching and after a particular hard night of dead ends Alfred comes to him and throws some logic at him. Nothing good is going to come from him finding who killed the Joker? If he does, what is going to happen when the person is arrested? Will people still look at him the same as his sympathizing with a person who has done horrible things? Is he willing to deal with what will happen if he knows the people who did it? Its enough for Bruce to drop it.

And for those wondering, Alfred knows. He always knows. He later invited Jason, Harley and Barbara over for celebratory scones (with jam and cream) and tea.

Over the years, Bruce gets hints as to who did it. He also develops his own suspicions but nothing is concrete enough for him to do anything. Plus he promised Alfred that he would drop it.

Years later, Bruce is on his death bed. Jason arrives to say his goodbyes and when they're alone they start talking about their relationship and the cases they worked on. Bruce says that he feels good knowing that he's going to die having solved all but one of his cases, with the Joker death case being the one that he never got answers for. Bruce even laughs and says that he even suspected that Jason killed the joker but stops when he sees that Jason isn't laughing. Its then that Jason tells him everything (with the permission of Harley and Barbara). Bruce isn't going to be able to do anything and who is going to believe the ramblings of a dying billionaire after all.

When he's done, there is silence and Bruce asks one final question. Where is the Joker's body? They had left enough evidence to suggest death, where is the body?

Jason just smiles and tells Bruce that there is another reason why they chose to stay as close as they did to Gotham. While it would have been easy to leave the city and do it all, there was always going to be a chance that Joker's body would be found. They needed a place that no one would look. And Jason knew of a vacant grave since he had told EVERYONE that he was to be cremated when he dies next.

The night that the Joker died, Harley and Jason drove to the cemetery where Jason's grave still lay and put the Joker in the empty plot. After all, who would think of looking for the Joker in the grave of Bruce Wayne's adopted son?

Final note: If anyone else knows that Jason, Harley and Barbara are involved in the Joker's death before this point, no one says anything. Duke does give Jason a little head nod afterwards so Jason is aware that Duke knows something, but they never actually discuss it.

#jason todd #bruce wayne #harley quinn #barbara gordon #the joker #the jokers death #who kills the joker #its a team effort #he deserves nothing less #joker death headcannon

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