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shivering-isles-cryptid · 2 years

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DC Villains With Your Interests

Ive based each reader for each villain on what I thought would be fun, like the reader for Mad Hatter is based off Cheshire, and the reader for Killer Croc is based off Poison Ivy. As well as some that I thought would be good opposites, like the reader for Zsasz is based off Catwoman, and the reader for Two Face is based off Giganta. The readers for each are male.

Warnings: Graphic violence, comic book violence, language

Two Face - Chemistry

When he met you, he was still Harvey Dent and you worked at ACE Chemicals.

He was there to fund a new serum that should give the same effect of a steroid with none of the negative side effects.

You were the lead scientist there, and the board of directors told you to show him the lab and introduce him to the current research in order to convince him.

They told you to get his funding by any means necessary.

When he arrived for the tour, he was instantly infatuated with you.

He thought you were beautiful and he had to have you by any means necessary.

You walked him through the lab, explaining everything you could in great detail.

He could hear the love and joy in your voice as you described your work.

He decided then that he would do anything in his power to hear that in your voice again.

After he agreed to fund the research, he made sure to visit the lab every chance he could, each time spending it with you as you described your current experiment.

He bought every Chemistry book he could find just so he could keep the conversations going.

When he did become Two Face, he flipped his coin on whether or not he should risk scaring you just to see you again.

It landed on tails, meaning he would risk your fear and disgust just to see your face one more time.

That's when he found out about your powers.

He broke into the factory to find you in your lab, sitting on the floor of the trashed room. Dents and crack in the walls and furniture.

You had ripped clothes and messy hair and were balling into your knees.

He placed a hand on you, his normal one, and when you looked up, instead of pulling back in disgust, or flinching in fear, your eyes filled with joy and comfort as you launched yourself into a hug.

You cried into his shoulder while explaining what happened.

Your partner got tired of waiting and experimenting on rat, so he strapped you to a table and injected you with the serum, giving you the power to grow to the size of a building.

Harvey calmed you down and brought you to his house, where you two would live the rest of your evil lives together.

He would have his goons steal any chemical you wanted so you could keep experimenting.

You made him gas bombs, poisons, and any other concoction he asked for, giving him a special one that would melt half a person's face off for your 5th anniversary.

He still adores listening to you talk about Chemistry, the two of you spending hours at night just laying in bed and talking about your lateat experiment.

Due to Harvey's high school level of Chemistry knowledge that he got from his desire to bond with you, he understands what your saying some of the time, but most of the time he has no idea what you're talking about.

But he will still listen to you talk, or watch you as you make his weapons cuz he just loves the amount of joy it brings you.

Reader inspiration: Giganta

Bane - Swords

You two met when Bane was robbing a weapons shop.

He did it just so Joker, Two Face, and Scarecrow wouldn't get their hands on any of the items.

You were there doing some retail therapy, since today was the "There's A Blade Pressed Against Your Throat, So You're Going To Give Me Everything I Ask For" discount.

When he showed up, you just kept throwing swords that interested you into your cart, along with the different oils needed to keep them clean, and some cool stands.

Bane tried to take the items in your cart, but was not so pleasantly surprised when you fought back.

He kept trying to land a punch, but you were faster and more agile.

When he went to activate his serum, you wrapped your legs around his neck and placed a sword under the tubes, threatening to cut them if he didnt let you out of the store with your loot.

The next time the two of you met was at a League of Villains meeting.

He wasn't so pleased to see you, but you were definetly happy to see him.

You kept gropping his arms and very blatantly flirting with him, which weirded out everyone in the room, but was just surprising to Bane.

You two frew closer, Bane eventually falling DEEPLY in love with you.

He would watch as you fought Wonder Woman and Batman, your fighting style matching the twos almost perfectly.

He defiently wouldnt understand your fascination with blades, especially when he found your Sword Room.

But he still watches you with adoration as you train with them or clean them, and will even let you spar against him.

He'll hold back since he doesn't want to damage your Sword and risk you going into a rage driven frenzy, stabbing him in places that not even he could stand.

Reader Inspiration: Talia Al'Ghul

Zsasz - Jewels

Your first meeting was when your current boy toy, Black Mask, hired him to be your muscle on your heist to break into the Gotham Museum to steal an Ancient Emerald.

When the two of you met face to face, you felt an immediate attraction.

He was defiently off put by your very, VERY blatant flirting, especially since Black Mask referred to you as "Baby Boy", but he had to admit, you did look really fine in that leather cat suit.

It turns out, you would have no use for him since you were such a good thief that the heist only took a minute and a half, but only because you took a small detour to also steal an Ancient Egyptian cat statue for your living room.

You made sure that Zsasz stayed in touch, hiring him to be your muscle on jobs that both of you knew wouldn't need any.

Black Mask was obviously suspicious of your relationship, especially when he found out that Zsasz was stealing jewels with out you, and those jewels were somehow ending up in your possession.

Eventually, you ended things with him. Zsasz doesn't know how you did it, but you were also able to get him to leave both of you alone.

Zsasz would always come home with a new jewel for you. Big or small, they were always real gems.

You did t ask how he got them, but you always you d out by the latest news story.

'Lady found dead, ruby necklace worth millions missing!' The news said as Zsasz put your new red necklace on your neck.

'Home of Millionare Veronica Cale robbed last night! Only thing missing, a decorative swan made from a mixture of white diamonds, sapphires, and onyx!' You heard while clearing room on your mantle for the jeweled bird Zsasz surprised you with.

Character Inspiration: Catwoman

Killer Croc - Plants

You two met at a protest.

It was released that ACE Chemicals was experimenting a steroid on rats, and then releasing the ones who lived into the sewers and turned the dead ones into fertilizer.

Waylon was there because the new, buff mice were messing with his home, and you were there because you found out that they were selling the fertilizer to the Gotham City Park, and it was having.... Side effects on the plants.

Waylon showed up with a sign, ready to have a peaceful protest to convince them to stop.

You showed up surrounded by vines, tearing cops and security guard in half.

He fell in love with you the moment he saw you use your powers to shove two tree roots down someones throat, out their ass, and then rip them in half.

He followed you to Eden, the forest grown by Poison Ivy.

When you stopped walking, it was becuase you were confronting him.

You had wrapped a vine around his legs and pulled him upside down.

When you saw his face, Waylon was ready for you to scream in terror, or disgust, but instead, you put a hand on his face and rubbed a circle into his cheek before setting him down.

The two of you spent the night together, you introducing him to the different species in the forest and him telling you about the different types of animals out there that are often confused for crocodiles.

You two did come across Ivy once, but when she saw you two together, your hands intertwined and your head in his.lap, just just smirked and winked at you befire walking away.

You two met up everyday, each time you taught him abiut a different carnivorus or poisonous plant. First day, Sundew. Second day, Hemlock. Third day, Pitcher Plant. Fourth day, Poiosn Oak.

Waylon would get one of the girls in the League of Villains, probably Cheetah, to get him some books on botany and plant species.

He would learn whatever he can so he could impress you.

Character Inspiration: Poison Ivy

Obviously

Joker - History & Mythology

You met when he was robbing the same museum as you.

He wanted the jewels and such, you wanted the ancient scroll that depicts a ritual to summon an army of spirits to do your bidding.

Obviously Joker was annoyed when he found some dirty boy in a loincloth standing with his back to him.

That was until black smoke and golden sparks floated from your hands and tore the sealed down off the wall and crumpled it into a ball the size of a mango.

At that point he was impressed as shit.

When you were escaping, he grabbed your hand as you were about to teleport away.

He tried charm on you to get you to join him in taking over the city, but your fave remained cold and uncaring.

You flicked his chest and he flew back, smoke and embers swirling around him.

He pulled a gun and pointed it at you head, but then he heard you whisper something, and your form changed to a much cleaner version of you, wearing sweatpants and a tank top.

You ran to his side to make sure he was okay, and decided to join him.

He would make sure to grab a few scrolls or stone tablets whenever he robbed a museum or archive, and if he didnt, he'd stop at a bookstore and grab you a book on Ancient Mesopotamia, or a book on Ancient Celtic Folktales.

He had saved the scrolls you stole when you first met, but you told him to burn it so your other side wouldn't use it to, you know, enslave the entire planet including him.

He readily agreed.

When he's had a long day, he would be the little spoon as you whispered taled of ancient gods, or evil monsters into his ear.

Alot of times that would be the only thing that could quiet the laughter.

Character Inspiration: Enchantress (Mostly Suicide Squad version)

Mad Hatter - Assassination

You met in Arkham.

You were assigned as his cellmate, the warden probably thought he was funny.

Little did he know that you two would become best friends.

This was, lets say uncomfortable, for both the guards and the other residents.

The World's Greatest Assassin and a man with the ability to control minds.

When you escaped, and you both began doing your villainy again, Jervis was co fused by your methods.

He appreciated your stealth in getting to the victim, but you also killing them without even letting them know? He doesn't get it.

He lets you do your work, occasionally lending you his mind control gas, but only if you join him for his next game of Hatter and Alice.

Character Inspiration: Cheshire

The Riddler - Acrobatics

You met because he pissed you off.

You figured out his riddle in about 3 minutes, and his latest target was the Gotham City Gymnastics Center.

You basically ripped the doors of his lair off the hinges and threw the now dedused bomb at his feet.

He was impressed with you, but also annoyed.

You're so smart, but you ruined his plans.

He was about to have his goons kill you, but you grabbed his tie and pulled him to his knees, telling him to leave the center alone.

He agreed.

The next time you met was at a bank.

He was about to rob it, then he heard the alarm go off and saw you running from it carrying two trash bags and carrying a baseball bat.

He followed you to your apartment and broke in.

The next riddle he gave you was sappy and simple.

But it was cute, so you let him live. And come back.

He isn't the most limber person, so he is definetly impressed when ever he sees you stretching, or when your doing an entire gymnastics routine to get away from the Bat.

He was even more impressed when he watched you kill 5 Arkham guards while wearing a straight jacket, and then getting yourself out of the jacket.

He loves your flexibility, but he does find it a bit unnerving when he can see the back of your legs, but is looking you in the eye.

#the Joker x male reader #the riddler x male reader #two face x male reader #zsasz x male reader #killer croc x male reader #mad hatter x male reader #bane x male reader #dc #headcannons #gay #male reader #male reader headcannons

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gothamitelove · 9 months

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arkham knight and maybe 2004 killer croc dating headcanons with a male reader?

you know what i got a real weakness for male readers so we're actually gonna deviate from my normal "all readers are gender neutral" thing for this one. AND THIS ONE ONLY. also pal i'm gonna do ak!croc for this one cause i know him the bestest

arkhamverse!killer croc w/male!reader

you almost don't even really compute to him at first

listen, by this point, waylon has sort of accepted that people are bad fucking news. every interaction he's had with them has sucked complete ass, and also almost gotten him killed. fuck humans

oh, and humans suck but men especially suck, given that they've largely been the ones hunting him down for his entire life.

so then you come along, and you throw him for a MASSIVE loop.

you talk to him like he's a person, not an animal. you're not afraid to be around him, and somehow not afraid to touch him, either.

you're not disgusted by how his skin looks or feels, and you're not afraid of those gigantic teeth, either.

he keeps waiting for you to be like "LMAO GOT YOU" and spring the trap, but it never happens, and that baffles him.

he's kinda gruff with you at the start because he doesn't trust you. once he relaxes into it, he's sort of hyperaware of your actions- this has been nice and all, but are you going to try to kill him now?

and then once he finally settles, you're the only human he likes or wants to be around.

he will likely try to convince you to live in the sewers.

he's pretty skeptical of other people, but he will let you vouch for some of them. he will be slightly less "i will fucking eat you" with the people you like just because you like them

he is really a gigantic guard dog on your leash. big scary dog privileges but its with a gigantic man-crocodile who eats people

(AND VERY TOUCHY)

#asks #killer croc #waylon jones #arkhamverse #male reader #arkham knight #arkham series #batman arkham series #dc #dcu #dc x reader #killer croc x reader #waylon jones x reader

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thealtoduck · 10 months

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Tim Drake x Riddler Sidekick!Male Reader (Indirect)

Batfam x Riddler Sidekick!Male Reader

Warnings: none…

Tim Drake x Riddler Sidekick!Male Reader: Masterlist

Summary: You’re back in arkham and get a unexpected visit…

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Arkham wasn’t that bad… Sure the food was shit… the bathrooms were shit… the people were also kind off shit… nevermind Arkham is shit. But you managed to make it work for you, somehow…

Your bedroom was kind of cool, you had decorated it using a green sharpie, it was now very much giving ”insane-person-core”. Question marks, riddles, clues, semi-threatening messages to the staff were spread all over the walls. It was cozy.

You had also made friends with Waylon Jones aka Killer Croc, your ”next bedroom neighbour”, meaning that most inmates weren’t dumb enough to mess with you knowing it could lead to them getting their skull cracked open like an egg.

You and Croc spent most days in front of the tv watching whatever crap was on. Until one day your routine was broken, one evening when the two of you were watching some dumb reality show a guard came up to you saying ”You have visitors”.

”Tell them to go fuck themselves” you told him knowing it wasn’t anyone you wanted to see. But the guard just grabbed you roughly by the arm pulling you up from the couch, making Croc growl at him. ”Don’t worry Croc, i’ll be back” you said unenthusiatically and was led away by the guard.

You were taken in to an interrogation room, where you sat down at the table as they locked you in. Then the visitors door opened and in stepped a familiar caped crusader also followed by one of his sidekicks. It was Batman and the Red Hood.

Looks like Tim didn’t want to come and see you.

Batman came and sat down by table right across from you and Red Hood leaned against the wall behind him. ”We need your help” Batman said in his deep voice. You raised your eye brows curiously.

”The Riddler has taken a hostage” he told you. ”So… what does that have to do with me? I haven’t spoken to him since i was locked up in here” you said truthfully. ”We need to know where he might have taken the hostage, do you know any more of Riddler’s secret hideouts?” Batman questioned.

You stayed silent for a while. ”Why should i help you? What do i get?” you asked. Batman then said irritated ”Clue, this isn’t a game!”. ”To me it is” you stated with a devilish smirk. Red Hood walked over and leaned against the table and spoke up saying threatiningly ”How about you answer our questions and we don’t let the name ”Y/n L/n” slip to the GCPD?”.

”Oh i think it’s in your best interest not to do that, wouldn’t you agree, Mr Wayne?” you said sneakily giving Batman a look, he was doing his best to hide his shock but you could tell he was pissed. ”Relax, i won’t tell if you don’t” you informed him, feeling satisfied with yourself.

”We’re through here” Batman said annoyed as he stood up and walked towards the door followed by Red Hood. ”Tell Tim i said ”hi”” you said teasingly after them. You expected them to keep walking but Batman turned back around and said ”Tim is the one Riddler has taken”.

This made your smirk falter and you looked up at the two vigilantes, they turned to walk away but you stopped them saying loudly ”I might have a guess where Eddie has taken him”. The two turned back around and re-entered the interrogation room. ”Where?” Batman questioned.

”Got a pen and paper?” you asked. Red Hood brought in a piece of paper and a pen and you scribbled down an adress on it. ”Don’t let Eddie know i gave this to you” you instructed them. ”Alright” Batman agreed. ”And… make sure Tim is safe… okay?” you said softly. ”We will” Batman said and he and Red Hood left.

You were then escorted back to Arkham’s common area where you re-joined Killer Croc at the tv, he was now watching a national geographic special on crocodiles. You sat down beside him on the couch and he asked ”Who was the visitor?”.

”Some true crime weirdo” you lied. Croc let out a low growl in disgust. As you both watched the documentary a thought struck you, ”Croc, can i ask you something?”. ”Yeah” Croc said in his deep raspy voice.

”How do you know you’re a crocodile and not an alligator?”

#tim drake x male reader #tim drake x male!reader #dc comics x male reader #dc x male reader #batfam x male reader #batfam x male!reader #batfamily x male reader #x male reader #male reader #x male!reader #red robin x male reader #red robin x male!reader #robin x male reader #batboys x male reader

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thebisexualdogdad · 10 months

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Dick Grayson x Male!reader dating headcanons

*Yoshi Sudarso used as a fancast*

● you had known Dick since you were kids

● your father was a work friend of Bruce's so when Bruce adopted Dick he introduced you hoping that having a friend his age would help Dick adjust to his new life

● little did he know that the two of you would grow up and fall in love

● you started dating when you were 16

● found out about his secret identity at 19

● and moved in together at 21

● him coming home all beat up

● he taught you how to give him stitches when he's in too much pain to do it himself

● and he taught you how to defend yourself after you got mugged

● "you're getting pretty good at this," he says as you have him pinned to the training mat

● "watch out Dick, Gotham may have a new vigilante on its hands"

● "don't get ahead of yourself babe it takes more than a few self defense moves to be a vigilante"

● "Guess I'll just enjoy this view of you being underneath me instead"

● you were ecstatic when he brought Haley home

● "Y/N may I present to you the newest member of our family"

● "Oh my god Dick she's adorable what's her name?"

● "what do you think about the name Haley"

● "I love it, welcome home Haley"

● you absolutely spoil her rotten

● sneaking her people food when Dick isn't looking

● he pretends not to notice because he's happy that you love her as much as he does

● Haley loves when Barbara comes over to hang out cause she gets twice as many treats and cuddles

● going for long walks with Dick and Haley

● not being surprised anymore when he has to run off because he hears a crime happening down the street

● "I'll see you and Haley back at home! If I'm not too late I'll bring home sandwiches from the bodega!"

● Dick coming to your work to have lunch together

● "you were out all night aren't you tired?"

● "extremely but I promised you we'd have lunch today and I always keep my promises"

● Dick is the person that falls asleep the moment you put a movie on

● and when he wakes up he googles the highlights so he can pretend like he watched it

● "So what did you think?"

● "Oh yeah I loved it," slyly looking down at his phone, "especially the part where *insert random scene description here*"

● Tim went to Dick first for advice on how to ask out Bernad on a date

● "well how did you ask Y/N?"

● "I didn't, he asked me out"

● "you're no help where is Y/N he'll know what to do"

● you end up going on a double date with them so Tim is less nervous

● it goes great so double dates become a regular thing

● you don't see Jason as often, he just kind of shows up at your apartment sometimes

● "Jason what are you doing here?"

● "it's been a while and I was in the neighborhood so I thought I'd stop by"

● "you just want me to cook you dinner don't you"

● "Hey… I'm also here for Haley"

● and he usually has some kind of wound he hasn't properly cleaned up so he gets blood all over your furniture

● "Dick, please tell your brother to try and keep the bleeding to a minimum next time, I have to do enough bloody laundry for you as it is"

● one time Nightwing saved you from a killer croc attack at your work

● "thanks for the rescue Nightwing"

● "you're very welcome handsome stranger, maybe I'll have the pleasure of saving you again sometime"

● your co worker comes up to you when Nightwing leaves "dude nightwing was totally just flirting with you"

● "you think so? I wonder what it's like to date a superhero" you say with a sly smile

#dc imagine #dick grayson imagine #dick grayson x reader #dick grayson x male reader #x male reader #headcanons

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littlebatsimagines · 1 year

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Welcome To The Asylum

Hey Guys! Welcome to my page my name is Bats and I'll be you're writer! I hope you enjoy your stay here at my little HA HA-cienda! Please do feel free to request however I do try to keep my writings Arkham/Batman based however you my find a surprise every now and again! I really do hope you enjoy!

With much love!

-Bats

Reader abbreviation key:

(Y/n)= Your name

(E/c)=Eye color

(H/c)=Hair color

(F/c)=Favorite Color

I Thought You Were Dead (Bruce Wayne x Reader)

By Your Side (Arkham Asylum! Bruce Wayne x Reader)

I Promise (Dick Grayson x Reader)

I Deal With You (Dick Grayson x Reader)

Hacker (Dick Grayson x OC)

I Can't Believe You Talked Me Into This! (Dick Grayson x Reader)

HOW COULD YOU?! (Injustice! Dick Grayson x Reader)

Run With Me (Jason Todd x Reader)

Rainbow After the Storm (Jason Todd x Reader)

An Odd Feeling (Arkham Knight x Reader) - (1) (2) (3) (4)

Just Playing the Game (Jason Todd x Reader)

I Can't Do This Without You (Jason Todd/Robin x Reader)

The Knight is Born (Arkham Knight x Inmate! Reader) - (1) (2)

Christmas Snuggles (Jason Todd x Reader)

A Friend in Arkham (Jason Todd x Fem!Reader)- (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6)

Not That Scary! (Tim Drake x Reader)

Doctor's Orders (Arkham! Tim Drake x Reader)

Villain Stuff

Why Do You Stay? (Arkham! Scarecrow x Reader)

Killer Croc x Reader

One Scary Assistant (Scarecrow x Reader)

A Hidden Friend. (Arkham Origins! Bane x Reader)

Gotham stuff

The Orphan and The Clown - (1) (2)

Random DC/Holiday Stuff

Don't You Dare! (Jerome Valeska x Reader) Christmas!

So Much For Boring... (Negative Man x Male! Reader)

(Polka Dot Man x Reader)

I'm a Superhero! (Polka Dot Man x Reader)

(Abner Krill x Reader)

Christmas Snuggles (Jason Todd x Reader) Christmas!

#batman arkham #batman x reader #jason todd x reader #dick grayson x reader #tim drake x reader #scarecrow x reader #killer croc x reader #polka dot man x reader #negative man x reader #bruce wayne x reader #batman arkham x reader

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library-of-ohara · 2 years

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Ohara Masterlist

Hello! Here is a master list of all the works created on Ohara during the month we have been open. Every writer is tagged/linked and if they have a k-o-f-i in case you would like to tip them we have included that also! Thank you!

Remember to give everyone a follow <3 Also, I've done some warnings [ie gender sfw/n.sfw] but pay attention to each authors warnings!]

KEY: GN - Gender Neutral Reader F - Female pronouns used M - Male prounouns used DFAB - Female bodied reader/ no pronouns DMAB - Male bodied reader/no pronouns

PART TWO

++Ann [@fire-fist-ann]++ Yandere Sabo [N/SFW - DFAB]

++Ares [@lawscorazon]++ [Tip Them Here <3] Sweet Tooth - Perospero [N/SFW/DFAB] Reunion - Kid [SFW GN] Sucking On Their Tits - Zoro [N/SFW-GN] Washing Machine Heart - Zoro [SFW-GN]

++Bee [@secretsnailor]++ [Tip Them Here <3] Foot Fetish - Zoro [N/SFW-GN] Spending A Day Together - Kid [SFW- GN ] Confessing Feelings - Deuce [SFW -GN] Yandere Marco [N/SFW-DFAB]

++Didi [@usopp-writes]++ Words of affirmation - Corazon [SFW - GN] Childhood friends to lovers - Franky [SFW-GN] Reader wearing sexy clothes for him - Izou [N/SFW-GN] Smut glorious smut - Izou [N/SFW-F] Bath time - Izou [SFW-GN] Helping stressed out reader - Law [SFW-GN] Comforting a depressed reader [SFW-GN] With reader who has dyslexia - Mihawk [SFW- F] Sengoku Losing Corazon [Canon/No ship] Shower Sex - Thatch [N/SFW - GN] Self Care Day - Thatch/Marco/Ace [SFW-GN] Accidental Boner - Thatch/Marco [N/SFW - GN] Reader taking a hit for them and dying - Thatch/Kid/Killer/Ace [SFW-GN] Reader wearing a necklace with their initial - Ace/Shanks/Rayleigh/Law [SFW-GN] The akazaya reacting to reader having a crush [SFW-GN] Comforting a reader - Roger/Rayleigh [SFW-GN] Reader fusisng over them after a big fight - Franky/Croc [GN-SFW] Helping reader with past trauma - Marco/Kid [GN-SFW] Reacting to reader being pregnant - Ace/Luffy/Sabo [SFW-DFAB] Reactions to reader rescuing kittens - Thatch x Izou poly [SFW-GN] How they cuddle/sleep - Haruta/Garp/Zoro/Whitebeard [SFW-GN] Reacting to a reader having a crush -Kid/Thatch/Smoker [SFW-GN]

++Eevee [@smoleeveewrites]++ Too Much - Ace [N/SFW- DFAB] The Look - Sabo [SFW-F]

++Franky [@cyborg-franky]++ [Tip Them Here <3]

Pokemon AU - Ace [SFW] Happy Birthday! - Ace [SFW-GN] One Night Stand - Ace [N/SFW-GN] Silly cute nicknames - Ace/Marco/Thatch [SFW-GN] Sharing a bed/sleep/cuddle with - Ace/Marco [SFW-GN] Love Rivals - Ace/Marco -poly- [SFW-GN] Ace didn't die AU - Ace and Sabo [SFW] Confessing Feelings - Deuce [SFW-GN] Hit with a 'Truth Truth' fruit - Law/Kid [SFW-GN] Reaction to reader getting a tattoo - Law [SFW-GN] Helping reader study - Law [SFW-GN] Pokemon AU - Marco [SFW] Getting an accidental boner - Marco/Thatch [N/SFW -GN] After an argument - Marco [SFW-GN] With a S/O who became immortal - Marco [SFW-GN] Reader with a huge crush on them - Marco [SFW-GN] Yandere Harpy Marco - [N/SFW- GN] Fighting over the same person - Sanj/Zoro [SFW-GN] Yandere Sabo - [N/SFW - DFAB] Reacting to self harm scars - Sanji [SFW-GN] Reacting to a reader who reads minds - Strawhats [SFW-GN] Spening a morning with - Thatch [SFW-GN] Reaction to being called 'pops' in bed - Whitebeard Pirates [N/SFW-GN] The Morning After - Whitebeard Pirates [N/SFW-GN] Holding Hands Headcanons - Whitebeard Pirates [SFW-GN] One Piece Chars Playing A Horror Game Grocery shopping headcanons -Law/Thatch/Sanji/Robin [SFW-GN]

++Lemon [@eustasssimp]++ [Tip Them Here <3] S/O gets kidnapped - Barto [SFW-GN] Fussing over an injury - Barto/Thatch [SFW-GN] Words of affirmation - Corazon [SFW-GN] Looking after a sick S/O -Corazon [SFW-GN] Quality time with s/o - Franky [SFW-GN] Comparing Hand sizes - Kid/Killer [SFW-GN] Having a fight with S/O -Kid/Killer [SFW-GN] Sharing the same bed -Kid/Thatch/Barto [SFW-GN] Having a sociable S/O - Kid [SFW-GN] After losing his arm - Kid [SFW-GN] Jealous headcanons - Kid [SFW-GN] Playing a horro game - Kid/Mihawk/Barto/Buggy [SFW] Taking a bath together - Kid [SFW-GN] With someone with an obvious crush - Kid/Thatch/Smoker [SFW-GN] Reader feels under appreciated - Mihawk [SFW-GN] Grocery shopping headcanons - Robin/Thatch/Sanji/Law [SFW-GN] With S/O who sews - Sanji/Perona [SFW-GN] Trying to show physical affection - Smoker [SFW-GN] Comfort headcanons - Smoker [SFW-GN] Handholding Headcanons - Strawhats/Whitebeards/Roger pirates [SFW-GN]

++Lale [@childofblackmaria]++

Sister reader platonic with - Ace/Sabo/Luffy [PLATONIC] With a S/O trained in martial arts - Corazon/Kid/Sabo/Smoker [SFW-GN] Accidental expositionist - Kaido [N/SFW-GN] Confessing feelings - The Akazaya [SFW-GN] Wake Up Alone - Rayleigh [SFW-GN] Moaning out the wrong name during sex - Roger/Rayleigh/Kaido/Garp [N/SFW-GN] Holding Hands - Roger/Rayleigh/Gaben [SFW-GN] Comforting reader with a heavy heart - Smoker [SFW-GN] Maid Cafe of DILFs Sharing A Bed - Yamato/Kiku/Denjiro [SFW-GN]

#ohara library #one piece x reader insert #one piece reader inserts #one piece x you #one piece imagine #one piece x reader #one piece x y/n #masterlist

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finniestoncrane · 2 years

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💚 my requests are always open 💜

you can find my writing:

in my tag

on my masterlist

my AO3

important things first:

🔞🔞🔞 minors DNI 🔞🔞🔞 you can request anonymously 💚 i don't write in order of when things are received, i do it based on inspiration. if i can't think of anything for something after a few months i'll delete it without explanation, sorry i have a prompt tag and if you use it let me know which prompt list you've asked for or let me know more than just the numbers! let me know gender specifics of "reader" if there is one (pronouns, genitals etc.) if you don't specify it'll be gender neutral or female please don't include images or gifs in your requests, they visually overwhelm me and make it difficult to tackle the prompt i mostly identify as cis/white/afab so keep this in mind if you request nb/trans/t4t/different races/male reader presenting etc. i will choke you if you don't reblog and like the thing you requested, be nice and supportive!

requests i accept:

i write mostly for the batman rogues! i will do multiple characters per post for headcanons but only for all general rogues, a specific dork squad (in my do writes!) or all iterations that i write for of a specific character e.g. ✅ can you write first dates with arkham!dork squad? ✅ what would all the riddlers do on a first date? ✅ how would the rogues handle a first date? (if you ask for all iterations of a specific character i'll either write for them all or pick several of them depending on the ask. if you want one specifically to be included just let me know)

characters i write for:

🦇 DC/BATMAN 🦇

for dcu/batman: btaa = batman the audio adventures, obd = one bad day, twojar = the war of jokes and riddles, bu = batman unburied, ss:ktjl = suicide squad: kill the justice league, general = my own generalised version iterations starred and highlighted in yellow are my favourites!!

Riddler (⭐arkham, dano, ⭐zero year, telltale, TWOJAR, gotham, BTAA, young justice, BU, BTAS, general)

Penguin (⭐farrell, BTAA, telltale, OBD, gotham, general)

Scarecrow (⭐arkham, ⭐BTAA, golden age, general)

Two Face (⭐arkham, BTAA, general)

Victor Zsasz (gotham, general)

Mad Hatter (arkham, gotham - NO INCEST, general)

Captain Boomerang (⭐ss:ktjl, general)

Poison Ivy (arkham, general)

Polkadot Man (suicide squad)

Harley Quinn (telltale, arkham, ss:ktjl, ⭐general)

Bane (arkham, telltale, OBD, ⭐general)

Harvester (bu)

Amanda Waller (ss:ktjl)

Mr. Freeze (arkham, gotham, general)

John Doe/Joker (telltale)

Butch Gilzean/Solomon Grundy (gotham)

King Shark (ss:ktjl, general)

Deadshot (ss:ktjl, general)

Killer Croc (arkham!origins, general)

Firefly (arkham, general)

Harvey Bullock (gotham)

Alfred Pennyworth (gotham, general)

Black Mask (arkham, general)

💚 Other Characters 💚

john hancock (fallout 4)

sturges (fallout 4)

edward deegan (fallout 4)

paladin danse (fallout 4)

nick valentine (fallout 4)

cooper howard/the ghoul (fallout tv show)

maximus (fallout tv show)

walter skinner (x-files)

arthur morgan (red dead redemption 2)

egon spengler (ghostbusters)

nick (left 4 dead 2)

i will write:

absolutely yucky disgusting smut of most kinds

most kinks including knife play, blood play, bondage, sub/dom, pain play, mommy/daddy, etc.

darker themes like cnc, dubcon, noncon, somnophilia, hypnotism, manipulation, gaslighting, guilting

angst, fluff, romance, friendships, hurt/comfort

jealousy, yandere, obsessive themes etc.

ships plus ships x reader also!

non-ship pairings of characters in my "will write" criteria

death, gore, extreme violence

blood, cum, spit and some piss

imagines, scenarios, full fics, short fics, headcanons

i won’t write:

underage characters (at all, in any scenario, including platonic)

vomit, shit or breast milk

real people

bestiality

pregnancy/pregnancy sex/having children/step-children

age play (daddy and mommy kink fine, dd/lg not for me!)

incest (even step-relations)

characters x monster/monster!reader (may do in commissions)

OCs or overly detailed reader specifications (may do in commissions)

AUs or crossovers (may do this in commissions)

extreme anal i.e. fisting/enemas/stretching (may do in commissions)

also i am anti-cancel culture! i'm not about to out you/report you/fuck with your privacy if you send me anything that i'm not sure about or uninterested in writing

and finally, no pressure at all but if you want to thank me i would greatly appreciate reblogs, comments, and maybe even a tip

#finnie shouts into the void

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dommalereaderimagines · 2 years

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What Makes Them Insecure (Batman's Rogues)

Bane: His intelligence. Many men want him for his body but not you. Many men expect him to be this super macho man and around you he doesn't need to be that man. He is a well read man but, there is so much he doesn't know and he hates it when (Y/M/N) explains something to him that he feels he should already know. He always wants to learn but has a fear that you will leave him if he doesn't know something common. You may reassure him but he will genuinely feel stupid if you have to explain to him what pigeons and squirrels are and who Santa is. You ease the wound by being his teacher to some degree and you find that Bane is really into thinga like cartoons and plushies he eventually gets a whole squishmellow collection that.

Deadshot(Floyd Lawton): His job. Being a trained killer is something that he would never tell you. He doesn't want you to know and look at him differently. If it ever did come out he would freeze and would probably have his weakest moment begging for you to stay with him. "Y/M/N I can explain! Please don't go!" But you wouldn't go away something that he will always be greatful for. If you're not married somewhere down the line very soon the question will be popped.

Deathstroke( Slade Wilson): His age. He's getting older and he thinks that he's too old for you. Each wrinkle makes him think that he's too ugly for you and though you would think he wouldn't be vain like that he really is when it comes to you. If you're younger than him it gets under his skin if people ask if he's your father. If you're around his age it helps calm him slightly but then it turns into he's not good looking enough for you.

Joker(John Doe): He is the most insecure about doing something wrong to upset you. He is constantly asking for reassurance and will almost always call and ask Bruce about what he thinks he should do to make you happy because that's his friend. You tell him you love him everyday and that helps ease that voice in his head telling him he's fucking up so much. Just make sure to cuddle him and he'll be fine.

Killer Croc(Waylon Jones): His looks. This man is the definition of insecure about his body and he hates the fact he looks the way he does. He feels bad he can't go out with you without people thinking he's a monster. This will never really go away but you make it easier by pledging to be by his side and saying that you love him.

Mad Hatter(Jervis Tetch): That he's too weird for you. He knows that he's strange but in his mind he's another one who thinks you're too good for him and he puts immense pressure on himself for you. Whenever he gets captured he'll cry when you visit him in Arkham because he feels like he's holding you back. What confirta him is the fact that you're always there and you have no plans on leaving.

Mr. Freeze: You getting sick and dying. Nora is gone and he can't have you go that same way. You can only help his insecurity if you're immortal and can't die or if you're invulnerable other than that he's always worried.

Penguin (Oswald Cobblepot): You leaving him for someone better than him. He feels insecure about his body and was always bullied for his face and body. It took him a while to realize you loved him for who he was and even now he gets territorial over you. He's a dom in the streets and the subbiest sub in the sheets. He will grab your hip and put his arm around you in public especially if someone goodlooking comes by. If you ever go by Bruce Wayne forget it he will sulk the entire night and when you get home you will have to comfort him. mostly through sex fucking his brains out Infront of a mirror will definitely remind him that not only are you just his he's yours..

Ra's Al Ghul: As much as I'd like to say he'd probably be vain in his millennia worth of life he would probably have an insecurity about his performance in bed. He would always want to please you in every way imagineable I think he would be the most inexperienced in bottoming especially for men so not only would he be intimidated but he would also hate not knowing what to do and you having to explain how to do his role in the bedroom. Helping him is easy have more sex until he masters the art of pleasure.

Riddler( Edward Nygma): His insecurity is that he's getting dull. He likes that you're smart and can solve his riddles but will panic if it feels like he's boring you. Do not look bored with him otherwise he will get flustered and he might potentially cry if he gets that upset.

Scarecrow: His biggest fear would be scaring you off. For a man that dedicates his life to fear if he scared you off it would be a hollow victory. Like the others staying with him is a very good move.

#floyd lawton x male reader #deadshot x male reader #bane x male reader #killer croc x male reader #waylon jones x male reader #riddler x male reader #scarecrow x male reader #male reader #telltale joker x male reader #mad hatter x male reader #jervis tetch x male reader #mr. freeze x male reader #deathstroke x male reader #ra's al ghul x male reader #oswald cobblepot x male reader

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rogues-gallery-headcanons · 3 years

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killer croc with a witchy male s/o headcannons?

Waylon Jones - Witch Male!S/O

At first he doesn't understand, like a real Witch™? One that can do magic and stuff™??;

You just need to site down and explain it to him, he will have some questions, but will respect you all the same;

"You were a witch when i met you, so i don't think It changes enything, baby."

He will be the type to go around saying that he was an "cool witch boyfriend" and that "he's cooler than yours >:)"

So curious about everything, he will ask questions like "What are the candles for?" or "Cool cristals! What do they do?";

Be careful, he may touch somethig that he shouldn't, just say that yes waylon i know it's cool, but please don't touch that;

He will try to walk extra carefuly around your stuff, so that he don't accidentally knock out anything;

If you give him enything he will keep is as his most precious item and will keep with him at all times, not even Arkham can take it away from him;

#waylon jones #killer croc #x reader #witchy reader #male reader #request #anonymous

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diyunho · 5 years

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The Joker x Reader - “Freaks” Part 1

Y/N is a metahuman with several peculiarities, but one could say the weirdest is her heart: it is gated by four locks that make it impossible for the woman to fall in love. Also one could say she’s manipulative, cunning and ruthless. Sounds familiar? Maybe that’s why The Joker is the perfect candidate to help her finally get something she always desired: a one of a kind heir.

“Yoooo-hoooooooooo, Mister Jooo-kkkeeerrr!!!!” Bane skips along the poorly lit corridor since it’s almost 11 at night and the Arkham inmates are supposed to be asleep. Yet they’re not: the ruckus woke them all up and now they are standing by the glass walls facing the hallway, wondering what the heck is going on.

The real Bane sighs, completely unappreciative of you borrowing his physical appearance.

“Hey, cut it out!” he admonishes as Y/N passes by and she decides to stop for a moment.

“Hello there handsome,” you swing your hips while walking towards him and The Riddler snorts, entertained: his cell is right across so it’s not like he can miss the show.

“If you’re going to mimic me, don’t do stuff like that!” Bane hisses through his mask, irritated.

“Apologies honey,” you wink and continue. “Far from me to purposely chop your masculinity to pieces,” but seductively sway on the tip of the heavy boots, taunting more because... who’s going to stop you?

“Seriously?!” Bane growls and you cut him some slack, transforming into The Joker for a few seconds.

“Jeez, don’t get worked up,” you smirk and blow the green hair off your face. “I’m looking for this guy, I know he’s here too.”

“Why are you looking for him?” Killer Croc punches his fists together, hoping he can twist your presence in his favor.

“I need him for breeding purposes,” you serenely admit as The Clown Prince of Crime rolls his eyes three padded rooms up from your present location.

“I told you before I can help with that,” Harvey Dent flips his coin in the air, not understanding why his offer was rejected numerous times.

“Me too!” The Riddler grins. “You should forget about the man that repeatedly refuses your advances and pick one of us,” the mastermind gestures at the cells containing prisoners willing to take on the task.

“I want him,” you revert to your human form, Mr. Freeze gasping with admiration: he’s been a fan for the past two years. “He’s the only male I’m compatible with for procreation on this continent and nobody else will do.”

“How do you know?” Deadshot addresses the burning question.

“I just know, ok?” you pout not wishing to get into details. “That’s why I’m here to bail him out. I helped his men clear the area so we can rescue the father of my future baby.”

“Ugghhhh,” a displeased and very loud protest is heard from The Joker’s cell.

“There you are,” you light up with the happiest smile and abandon the captives held in pretty boxes lined up on the south side of Arkham Asylum.

“Hey Y/N,” Jonathan Crane smacks his lips, “if you get me out of here also I’ll give you two millions.”

“I’ll give you double!” The Penguin shouts and Bane promises:

“I’ll give you three!”

The offers keep on pouring in and the shapeshifter is not a person to say no to easy money.

“Might as well,” you press the yellow buttons outside everyone’s incarceration chambers, leaving the best for last.

“Hiiii Mister Jooooker,” you drag the words and he grumbles, squeezing past you as soon as the glass slides enough for him to emerge from the cell.

“Shut up!” he barks and you couldn’t care less about his crabbiness.

“Your crew is waiting outside,” you giggle and turn into Frost, escorting the grouchy Clown in the direction of the exit you know it’s safe to take.

“Would you look at that?” The Shark teases, not being able to contain his laughter.

“Holy shit!” Panda tries to keep it together yet it’s impossible: the real Frost gives them a dismissing glare, annoyed Y/N is lovingly holding The Joker’s arm as they come down the stairs, definitely engaged in some sort of argument.

“That’s obviously not me!” Jonny mutters and there are more disrespectful remarks from the henchmen patiently waiting for their boss.

“It’s still funny as hell!” Richard underlines and swallows his sentence when Y/N posing as Frost kisses The Joker’s cheek.

“One more sound out of you jerks and I’ll bash your brains in!” Jonny threatens because he’s sick and tired of Y/N playing charades at his expense.

Thankfully you switch to your old self immediately after but the team is glad they’ll have something to tease Frost with in the weeks to come. Although it can be overdone: under the apparent calmness he has quite a wretched temper.

“Delivered as agreed,” you cheerfully announce to his gang and follow J even if he’s not thrilled about it.

“Get lost!” he angrily stomps, pushing you away when you grab his hand again.

“Stop being so rude!” you remodel your body after his and he takes a deep breath, staring back at another fabulous J courtesy of Y/N.

“Stop mimicking me!!!” he sneers and Panda comments in a low tone, convinced he’s far behind to safely say it:

“Two Jokers. God Forbids!”

A couple of goons nearby snicker and the amusement abruptly halts when you raise your voice:

“I heard that!!!”

“Huh?” J inquires.

You just lift your shoulders up, not wanting to distract him from what he has to focus on: making sure he fulfils your demand.

The First Lock

“You’re still here?!” The King of Gotham comes out of the bathroom, intensely drying his wet hair with a towel. “I thought that by the time I’m out of the shower you’ll be gone.”

You gaze at his naked body, reckoning it’s a nice coincidence to be compatible with such a beautiful specimen. Could be much worse.

“Why don’t you want to help me?” you ask and The Joker is aware what you’re referring to. “I’ve been begging you for a year; I must emphasize I’m losing hope and I will probably have to move to another continent in order to find a new prototype that could give me an heir.”

“Not my problem. Why do you want a kid?” he tosses the towel on the floor and digs around in the closet for a pair of boxers.

“So I won’t be alone,” the disarming reply makes him tilt his head to analyze the stubborn metahuman that pesters him on a regular basis about crap he doesn’t give a damn about. “The storm is coming,” you shift the subject when the lighting strikes the dark skies in the distance at 1:23 in the morning.

J gulps, uneasy: he saw the 6 feet creature for a split second and it certainly startled him.

“Apologies, Mister Joker,” you try to fix the mistake because it’s evident his reaction is below excitement standards. “The fire bolt must have projected my true nature. You only tolerate the pretty side, don’t you?” the sadness in your demeanor confuses J. “They all do…” Y/N whispers to herself. “Is this better?” you transform into Poison Ivy, then Cat Woman, then a random blonde girl with big boobs; by the seventh option The Joker had enough.

“Cut it out!” he finally finds his favorite underwear and you stand by the bed, opting out to be your human self for his sake.

“Can you please help me?” a disappointed woman pleads since he’s getting ready to go to sleep.

“Why would I help you?” The Joker snaps, hoping you’ll disappear from the premises and let him rest at the mansion he found refuge at after breaking out of Arkham.

Your eyes get teary and he never saw you show any type of weakness before; it’s sort of uncomfortable even for him.

“Because us freaks have to stick together.”

“Speak for yourself!” J gets mad at your affirmation and doesn’t know how to react to the tears rolling down your cheeks. “Mmmmm,” he debates, deep in thought: the insane Clown was captive for almost three months and a half and they surely don’t allow any conjugal visits in that shithole. Not that he has anybody in particular that would come to tend to his urges.

“If I help you,” the sudden switch in mood makes you pay attention, “will you quit bothering me?”

“Y-yes, of course! I swear!” you wipe your eyes, full of hope for once. “Since we’re a match it will only take one time! I’ll make it worth your while, I promise.”

You watch J take off his boxers and don’t blink when he yanks you in his arms, afraid he might change his mind: he’s not the most well balanced individual on the planet.

“No kissing,” you dodge his lips. “I only need the technical stuff.”

He gives you a cold stare, fed up with the infernal plague:

“You don’t get to make any other requests!” The Joker pulls you into a passionate kiss that unexpectedly shatters the first lock of your heart.

“Wait, wait…” you part from his soft lips, kind of drunk on the intimacy. “Did you hear that?!”

“Hear what?” he shoves Y/N on the bed and slowly crawls on top of her.

“That deafening noise.”

“Nope,” J purrs while carefully listening anyway. A strong thunder shakes the ground and he grins: “I heard it.”

“Not that, it was something else,” you attempt to explain and he buries his face in your cleavage, protesting the unwanted dialogue:

“After chewing my ears for months, less yapping would be nice!”

You smile, delighted to have tricked The Joker with your fake tears; you sure counted on him being trapped inside the Asylum without any feminine presence to grace his existence and it payed off in the end. Making yourself available when nobody else is around brought the desired outcome: Y/N always gets what she wants.

************

The Joker moans in his dream, unhappy with your wiggling.

“What is it?” he cuddles up to your body and it feels soft.

“I’m pregnant,” you yawn and he puffs in disbelief.

“Already?... We had sex a couple of hours ago.”

“U-hum,” you say and let him caress your skin, unaware your true essence peeked from behind the human shell. “It shouldn’t take too long. By morning I will have my heir.”

“That fast?” J opens his eyes since the pillow talk is actually interesting.

“Don’t tell me you didn’t notice I’m different,” you hum with your eyes closed, exhausted from the energy you have to channel into the tiny life growing inside your womb. The soon to be mother is so impatient she won’t skip accelerating the process at the expense of her own vitality.

“No kidding,” The King of Gotham mumbles, smitten with the apparition peacefully dozing off in his arms. The storm outside is wreaking havoc and each time lightning illuminates the blackness J can inspect the delicate feathers covering your body: when he touches you they change colors, red butterflies flying out of the pressed skin. He curiously pokes one and the illusion shatters into glowing dust resembling small fireworks.

The Joker has no clue that he is the first soul to ever see you like this; earlier he didn’t have the opportunity to comprehend what he saw, but he’s sure taking advantage of the situation now to understand what he’s looking at.

“Oh,” he touches your tummy that seems to expand with each passing moment: something is moving and he foolishly smirks without realizing.

Whatever is developing inside Y/N he helped create and strangely enough he can’t wait to see the result.

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The Second Lock

J drags his feet on the wet grass, watching you admire the sunrise. He woke up and the bed was empty: made him wonder if you vanished without a trace. Yet there you are, waiting for him in the backyard since you figured you owe him this much.

“Mister Joker,” you chuckle, holding something wrapped up in a blanket. “I’m off to my house: thank you for participating in this project,” the indifferent metahuman blurs out: it’s the only speech she prepared. “I requested that everyone owing me money from last night should send it here,” you gesture at the huge duffel bag at your feet. “There’s 35 million dollars in here, all yours as a thank you for helping me.”

“Hm?” he crinkles his nose, insulted at the gift. “Do I look like a prostitute?!”

Why is he getting angry?... That’s a lot of money for a one night stand.

“They get paid for sex, don’t they?” he enlightens the puzzled Y/N. “What’s that?” J nods at the bundle you gently rock.

“My baby.”

“You gave birth?!” he forgets his hurt pride, not believing it’s already done.

“Yes, about 45 minutes ago,” you kiss your daughter’s forehead and her innocence makes your chest tightly constrict before the second lock of your heart is broken to pieces. “Did you hear that?” you interrogate the man you don’t need anymore.

“Hear what?” The Joker rushes to glimpse at the newborn as you step back, discontent he’s trying to take her.

“That horrifying bang! How can you not hear it?!”

“I have no idea what you’re rambling about,” he forcefully snatches the baby from Y/N’s embrace, grunting at her resistance. “Gimme, I wanna check out what I made!”

He parts the blanket aside and…

“Waaaaah,” the mesmerized parent holds his breath:

The sweet angel has wings embedded with neon green feathers, the same shade as J’s crazy hair.

“Are you done?” you attempt to reacquire your treasure and he slaps your arm.

“Little bird…” J runs his fingers along her wings and the mini-metahuman fusses a bit, already establishing a connection with her dad.

That’s exactly what you’re trying to avoid before it’s too late.

“Mister Joker, I have to go, ok??!!” you seek to remove the baby from her father.

“Stop bothering me!” he sucks on his teeth and begins striding towards the mansion while the panicked Y/N runs behind him.

“What are you doing? Give her back!”

“What should we name her?” The Joker ignores your outburst, totally struck with this overwhelming emotion washing over him.

Oh no, she’s already getting under his skin!

“WE?!” you shout, exasperated. “This is MY descendant!”

“You said I participated in the project so she’s half mine!” The Clown implies the obvious.“I think we should name her Emma, I always liked that name,” he adds to Y/N’s dismay. “Pretty bird…” J shuts you down as soon as you open your mouth to protest, stroking his daughter’s feathers.

He’s already addicted and this is a complete disaster!

“I’ll tell my boys to get baby supplies,” he decides without taking into consideration any opinions you might have about his plan.

“Why?!” you cringe at the proposal simply because The Joker is not part of the equation; but your daughter is already bonding with him and that’s something mommy can’t break: she has her own will and set of abilities enabling her to already make choices. You’re not sure why she’s making him believe he could be included into a two party family; there’s no space for a third, otherwise it would be a three party family and that won’t work.

“Don’t you need supplies for her?” he enters the master bedroom where the infant was conceived only hours ago.

You’re still on the patio, fuming at his absurdities.

“No, I have to go home! I’ll take care of it! Listen Mister Joker, I’m not expecting anything from you! ” you underline the truth and his witty response baffles Y/N:

“I was sure expected though to get naked and have sex right after escaping Arkham, huh?!” and The Joker protectively covers his daughter’s ears, his messed up brain figuring out she shouldn’t hear that. “Where’s home anyway, huh?” the tirade continues.

“That’s none of your business!” you shriek and he repositions Emma in his arms, preparing to lecture her mother when he gets distracted by the growth spur.

“Did she just get…bigger??!!!”

“Yes,” you join him in the middle of the room, explaining things you shouldn’t because frankly you should be at your residence by now. “She’s using capabilities inherited from me in order to speed up her evolution and then take a break to recharge around one year old landmark.”

“Fascinating,” J gushes while placing Emma on the couch: the baby is napping, not bothered by the quarrel anymore. “Wait here; I’ll go instruct my men on what we need.”

This is the limit to make you lose your marbles.

“There. Is. No. WE!” you thud on the wood floor and The Joker watches you get taller and taller until you can barely fit under the vaulted ceiling, electing to show him what he’s messing with. The metahuman transforms into the nightmare she really is: dark and sinister, covered in black feathers with sharp, long claws and fangs ready to tear apart the human trespassing a fine line.

That’s not what The Clown saw last night: you keep the beast caged but now IT needs to come out, otherwise he won’t understand the seriousness of his circumstances.

“You are not needed!” your heavy steps make the ground shake. “You are not wanted!” you corner The Joker between the table and the couch Emma is resting on. “Don’t stay in my way or you’ll regret it!!!! I’m taking my daughter and we’ll go: don’t try to stop me or I’ll kill you!!!” and you bend over to snarl in his face, prepared to shred him to pieces.

Eerie silence while J is gathering all his strength to put up with the fucked up events leading to this moment.

“You two can’t go,” he straightness his back, so stiff one could think he swallowed a broomstick.

“Why not?” you smell his skin, antagonized.

The Joker tries to look as imposing as possible but he’s still half your size; nothing else in his mind besides some words of wisdom he’s about to repeat:

“Because us freaks have to stick together.”

You unravel your tusks, displeased with his strategy:

“Speak for yourself!”

That went down the drain fast, J thinks while the hideous mug a few inches away from his face doesn’t bulge. His eyes wander off to the sofa and he gasps:

“Where’s the baby?!”

A sharp claw points towards the ceiling and he looks up only to notice Emma snuggling in her blanket.

“Oh my God!” his eyes get big. “What is she doing there?!”

“Snoozing!”

“She’s gonna fall!” The Joker circles around you, worried about the angel.

“She’s not going to fall; she’s comfortable,” you huff and reach to caress her.

“Where are the wings?!” J glares at the gigantic mother tending to her peculiar offspring.

How many people have witnessed such bizarre sight? NONE. And yet The Clown is asking questions without a trace of disgust or judgement; only pure curiosity.

“They’ll come and go, she can’t fully control them yet.”

“Can you…can you turn into your usual self?” he suggests. “You’re very ugly like this and it’s spooking me out.”

“Do you know you’re interested in us because she’s making you?” the monster bites without using her fangs. “You’re useless, yet she wants you around.”

“Oh yeah?” The Joker’s attitude escalates despite the sticky context. “You’re useless also since you chased me until I slept with you; she exists thanks to my help! You should be ecstatic!!”

“Money is not enough?!” you gradually switch to the Y/N he’s familiar with even if you’re still mad.

“I have money,” The King of Gotham pretends not to be relieved by the welcomed transmutation.

“Then what do you want?” you attempt to compromise for your daughter’s sake.

“My birds,” he calmly admits.

You debate on his stupid reply: is J deaf and didn’t catch the memo?! He might be because he keeps on telling you he didn’t discern the odd, loud noises you heard twice so far.

You are not aware it would be such a blessing to hear those sounds again: it could mean the unconventional family Emma is trying to keep together might actually work.