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tobyfobywoahby · 9 months

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I CAVED HEAR ME OUT PLEASE PLEASE PLE

#jammy rambles #jammy tomfoolery #GJHS PLS #PLSPLS #do NOT let fictive explosions drac see this shit I will DIE

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arise-children-angel-is-here · 2 months

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Leo's mask

#proceeds to jammie jam #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rise leo #rise of the tmnt #leonardo hamato #leos mask #doodles #thanks Sol for giving me motivation #my art #digital tomfoolery #digital art #artists on tumblr #art

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kthynes · 3 years

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For your prompts, how about Colin Shea figuring out a Halloween costume?

COME AS YOU AREN'T

author's note: I figured this can be the perfect little "pre-teaser" / segway for @blizzspeaks birthday bash challenge - the full submission will come in due course and it’ll be smutty! But to my fellow writers, if you want to work your creative juices then you should definitely check out her fall themed challenge (as linked above) — it’s a fun one!

Lovely divider by @firefly-graphics 🧡

This is not beta’d — any mistakes are my own.

warning: 18+ nsfw below the cut

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

"Hey babe I was thinking." Colin ruminates out loud while prancing around your flat. He has his phone balanced in one hand, aimlessly scrolling through an adult costume catalogue, sizing up his options and yours.

"There's a first..." You finally mumble under your breath after completing a long winded email to your boss in waiting. The vertical dash blinks in cue as your concentration slowly starts to diminish.

It’s a cool autumn morning where the days are becoming one. Colin has already buzzed himself up in to make a routinely warranted appearance. You're seated in your Carebear jammies, hunched over an outdated IKEA escritoire and snipping away on your laptop for most of the tomfoolery that was about to follow. There was no escaping it even though you'd secretly pine over Colins in tune mien. This was him, he was yours.

"We should do a couples costume for Blizz’s Halloween party this year." He announces with glee, eyes dilating as a clever 'what do you think?' gesture.

You're slightly bemused, briefly descrying his form before idolizing the unsent email. Around this time, Blizz’s annual Hallows fest was the talk. You’d been last year and the year before but on your own accord. This year was the first year you’d be accompanied by an eager date who was clearly eying the best dressed accolade with all due seriousness.

"Great, whaddya have in mind?" You dissert while zooming in, face close up to the screen. So work came first - that's not new.

"Here's the thing." He creeps up behind you, chin on your shoulder as his broad hands rest on your spread hips. You turn slightly to give him a quick peck and he happily obliges before smacking another kiss on your temple that thrums in deep thought. Colin briefly takes in the smell of coconut oil that you find the time to lather in the roots of your hair, he's enchanted but pervasive in being a sound delegate. "Since I love breasts and you certainly have them I was thinking that we could go as a pair of boobs."

His hands travel up the thinly veiled shirt that you have on and in the consuming seconds he playfully gropes your chest. You jump in your seat as he continues to honk your hooters. A classic Colin thing to illicit, a distracting mechanism.

"I see you're not wearing a bra." He commands right in your ear. Your eyes roll to the back of your skull. In the comfort of your home and he'd have you as his, that was ascertain.

"Very funny. Is that the best you could think of?” You snap your laptop shut and ease right into his kneading hold.

“Ok um, how about this?” He plucks his phone out for show and there's a line up of outrageous costumes that he's graciously dropped into the cart. Two 'P's' in a Pod. A ‘snake’ penis charmer. A sexy zombie nurse and her slayer. "Look..."

"Your hand feels great by the way." You hum on the side while he's beaming at his device.

"Plug and socket?" He chirps with devilish innuendo.

"No thanks." You rumble as his pointer finger absently circles around your taut nipple.

"Ketchup and mustard?” He weighs your breast to the idea of popular street meat condiments.

“Really?” You berate him, instantly holding him to you as he pauses for a quick second.

“OK Filtered vs unfiltered?" Colin, bearing his phone, uses his thumb to point at the merry stock photo couple. They’re both carrying an Instagram frame where the girlfriend is all done up all while her partner looked like a complete, mangled and mirrored disaster. You wince at his unwinding enthusiasm that becomes crestfallen in short.

"You just want to be meme don’t you?” You caress and kiss his cheek haphazardly. Sometimes you cared other times you were just galvanizing for hope.

“That’s not it! These are hilarious costumes baby, alright hold on there’s got to be more.” He adamantly shuffles through his iPhone, past rows and rows of explicitly ranked habiliment. It’s an X-rated paradox, even down to the pixelated nudist costume, which was very pawky in itself.

“Some of them are borderline offensive Col.” you impulsively point at the pregnant nun and he waves it off. So his prerogative is far worse than assumed but that doesn’t entirely stop his conquest. Nay say my friends there’s more to come.

“That’s just all the fun! Let’s not be so crass honeybun. I mean everyone at this party can be out of their element and forthcoming of… a good laugh.” Colin falters and suddenly there’s a rippling thought that stops your boyfriend. “Actually… you know what? Let’s scrap the couples costume idea. I think I know what I’ll be… or who I’ll be in this case. But I can’t tell ya, it’s going to be a surprise.”

“A surprise?” You affirm, watching him appear right in front of you with a confirmed look.

“Mhm. You’ll love it.” His eyes distend, pupils blown out as you sulk down on the piano bench after granting him with another pouty, unsure kiss. “Or hate it, whichever.”

“Oh lord is it kid friendly at least?” You voice travels across the annex as he’s dancing away with inspiration.

“It’s age appropriate.” He wags a finger your way.

“Ray Palmer?” You take your first spontaneous guess and the furled musician snorts obnoxiously.

“If that’s the case I might as well be Steve ‘whoop-ass’ Rogers. Good guess but hell no.” He stops at the small plateaued step by your foyer, grieving you a mischievous look. “Although Aly would’ve been a great Sharon Carter.”

“You’re fucking kidding me.” You frantically look around to throw something at him for mentioning his idiotic ex. He did that a lot — it’s unnerving to say the least.

“Relax babe. I got this.” He coolly catches the bic pen that comes barrelling towards him. “Don’t worry ‘bout it.”

“Colin.” You fearfully exhort while he’s already half way out the door.

“Trust me. Now send that email already will ya?” The door gleefully shuts behind him as you grovel to radio silence.

And so the rest was meant to be continued.

#chris evans x reader #colin shea x reader #chris evans fluff

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kc-s-e · 6 years

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Types of People in Study Groups as Portrayed by the Marvel Men Y/N Thirsts For

I have no regrets.

Loki Odilaufriggason aka That Bitch

Arrives half an hour later with an extravagant order from Starbucks and sunglasses. Offers minimal study efforts, instead decides to entertain the group with sarcastic comments. Is very close to a mental breakdown but appears chill. Doesn't even need to try but still gets amazing grades. Annoys everyone in the group but they still love that bitch. Is actually amazing and funny but for fucks sake don't come if you won't study.

Captain Stephanie Rogers aka Is Trying Their Best

God bless them, eh? They do try, honest to god. They show up on time, even bring snacks and fun games to play with the rest of the group during breaks. But then...the rest of the group arrive. And it all goes to hell. They still try to maintain peace and the whole friends are friends not food approach, but it eventually means they're sat in a corner somewhere, shaking. Aw bless them.

Buckaroo Barnes aka WTF is Happening

Is confused 98% of the time. Only came because of the snacks. Loves their friends to bits but what the actual hell is going on? Tries asking questions about the work but nobody is listening, so they decide to take the doughnuts and watch the events unfold. Came to have a good time and is honestly laughing their ass off because if they don't laugh they'll cry. Needs protection and help.

Tony Stank aka Mother Hen

Okay they did not sign up for this. Why is everyone screaming. Where is the order. Where is the law. Oh my god they are the law. Makes sure everyone eats regularly when they do study, even if they don't eat themselves, and reminds everyone to take breaks now and again. Is probably the one who calms everything down, but most of the time it gets worse. They will all study at some point, thanks to the Mother Hen, but not after threatening divorces and murder. Protect Mother Hen, they've gone through a lot.

King T'Chancla aka MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY

Probably the reason why everyone is fighting. Is remarkably stubborn and argumentative, though appears calm and collected. Will fight you if you disagree with them over what flavour crisps to get which will result in World War Three. Knows they're a little shit and is proud of it. Doesn't come here to study, comes to annoy and seek out drama. Is very dramatic and extra (see here, pretending to be dead, could also link to That Bitch).

Thot Odinson aka the Good Boi

Actually came to study and is very excited because friends. But this, this they did not sign up for. They had several questions prepared to ask their friends but now there is a civil war occuring and they want to studyyyyy! Friends please stahp. Is close to crying because life is unfair, all they wanted was a good grade but noooooo. Is usually found curled up into a ball or in a corner far away, getting on with their work.

Peter Man, I mean, Spider Parker aka Send Help Pls

Is smol and needs protection. The baby of the group. You'd think that would exclude them from this tomfoolery but if anything they are the catalyst. Just wants to go home at this point. Can still use the 'I have a curfew' excuse. Came here for friends but this is a whole other level of crazy. Send help. They are stuck to the ceiling somehow, terrified to get down.

Venty Brock aka When The Fuck Did You Get Here

Has been absolutely no help, thank you very much. They are being a little shit and this is a formal complaint and can you please remove them from the building. Thank you. Offers unhelpful advice which leads to war over who stole the last Jammie Dodger. Is probably smirking somewhere, eating popcorn, highly amused. Generally a good person but dear god. And can you please stop sticking your tongue out at me you snake.

For anyone interested, this is not a call out post. This is the truth. Truth. If there was anyone I missed, speak now or forever hold your peace.

- KC

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tobyfobywoahby · 9 months

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ZAAAMNNNNNN😘😘😘😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰😻😻😻😻😻

#iykyk #jammy rambles #jammy tomfoolery #BLUEY KNOWS…

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tobyfobywoahby · 9 months

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jammy housewife era OVER. he’s in MY kitchen cooking warm meals for ME now. he wears the pretty little apron and makes ME DELECTABLE FEASTS!!!!! HE TWIRLS HIS HAIR FOR ME!!!!I NEED HIM TO BE LIKE

EVERYTIME I ENTER THE ROOM HE BEST BE SALUTING AND REPORTING FOR DUTY!!!!!!

#jammy rambles #late night jams #jammy tomfoolery

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tobyfobywoahby · 9 months

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simp

hey now 😕

JAMMY USED TO {is still} SO MUCH WORSE ASK BLUEY JKJKJK DONT BUT THEY + MY PINTEREST FRIENDS THAT ARE ON HERE + MARIE CSN TELL YOU THE INSANE THINGS I SAY

I accidentally let the Pinterest personality out mb 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢my deepest condolences 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 my greatest apologies 😰😰😰😰😰😰😰

#jammy rambles #jammy tomfoolery

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tobyfobywoahby · 9 months

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GUYS…GIYS PLEASE. GIYS GUYS GUYS WAIT NO DONT LEAVE NOONONONONO

#jammy rambles #late night jams #jammy tomfoolery

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arise-children-angel-is-here · 3 months

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leo the silly, Mikey the tiny, and Donnie the bebe all team up to convince Raph to let them be stupid (although they already are :3)

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arise-children-angel-is-here · 2 months

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Be proud of Micheal guys :3

#proceeds to jammie jam #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise mikey #rottmnt mikey #rise of the tmnt #my art #artists on tumblr #digital art #digital tomfoolery #art #cat

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arise-children-angel-is-here · 3 months

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Look I am kinda happy because of how colorful it is :3

(Don't mind me and the gun dawgs it's all good)

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arise-children-angel-is-here · 3 months

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Progress report: finished 🤘😭

@m3l0man14c 💀 fear me (I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING IMPORTANT!!!!: THESE ARE @justmesadlysry OCS OF US SO PLEASE CREDIT THEM FOR THE CREATION OF THE RISE OCS!!)

MELO I DEMAND URANIUM! I DONT WANNA WAIT TILL I'M 21 >:<

#proceeds to jammie jam #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise donnie #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt leo #rise leo #melo leo #angel donnie #the angel has spoken #digital tomfoolery #digital art #liza 💀#my art #artists on tumblr

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arise-children-angel-is-here · 4 months

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*takes a deeper breath than last time*