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cavinginhisfvce · 1 year
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Billy, having a nerf gun war with the kids, when he's backed into a corner by Max and El, both holding their guns up at him with sinister smirks.
"Any last words, blondie?"
With his hands held up in surrender, Billy sighs, "tell Steve I love him. And he better not remarry!"
Before the words are even fully out, the two girls are pelting him with nerf bullets, cackling at his dramatic display of falling over the couch, a hand clutching his chest.
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starsweepurr · 1 year
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sparks ✧˖°.
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sapphorror · 4 months
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You know, I think there was a real moment of clarity achieved here with the revelation that he's the thing most likely to get in his own way. That's like, the most self-awareness he's shown over the entire course of IZ canon, I'm almost proud. It's too bad about the brain damage, but,
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cinnabell2 · 6 months
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Venlumi + Namless bard Vampire AU 🩸
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suchawrathfullamb · 3 months
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no, let's not ponder over what specific trauma I have every time I read a fic where Will is like "Hannibal, nooo, I want to be independent mimimi" and I go "noo, just be a little princess; have your feet kissed; have your hair washed for you"
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martyrbat · 10 months
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batman/tmnt adventures #1
[ID: the outside of a house in Gotham City which is surrounded by other dilapidated, abandoned buildings. One side is pristine, with crisp white paint and dark green shutters on the clean windows. The other side is decrepit, the green paint chipped and worn as the bordered up windows are framed with dirty white shutters. The front lawn is also split, one side mowed and the bushes by the door trimmed neatly as the opposite side has an overgrown lawn and the shrubbery neglected. The pathway leading up to the door is the same, where the number two hangs on it.
Batman is shown on the roof, his cape billowing around him. He uses the side of the broken skylight to drop down in the building, where he then proceeds to fights several henchmen to reach a split living-room. In the room, Harvey Dent is sitting in an armchair with his back to us and is watching the TV—which is currently playing My Little Pony. One of the characters exclaims, “—this is just the most scrumptious day!” as Batman calmly announces, “Harvey. It's time to go home.” END ID]
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blowingoffsteam2 · 1 year
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“What are you so afraid of?”
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“Sora, let’s take the raft and go! Just the two of us!”
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codedcore · 2 months
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Security Breach: Valentine's Day Headcanons! 💌
The Glamrocks & The DCA x Reader l SFW
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I've never made a headcanons list before so bear with me, also yes I know I'm two days late
Glamrock Freddy ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗
Omg he
is baby
Has been looking forward to celebrate this holiday one day and is so happy he met you!!!
When he first heard of the holiday he was so excited for it and gossiped about it constantly with Chica
Asking for advice from several friends and even staff members, he was repeatedly told to just 'treat your partner,' so that's what he did!
Lots of hugs all DAY he is the best hugger in the Pizzaplex, and he's so warm. He will also be carrying you around everywhere bridal style if that doesn't bother you, he just loves physical touch
he's holding your hand the wholeeee time <3333
Freddy would offer to take you to dinner with him, but since he can't leave the Pizzaplex you would be going to one of the restaurants in the mall. He's an old fashion lover boy he loves the classic date style
He has the staff bots catering for both of you and they're all dressed up with cute bows
or if you don't want to eat out in one of the restaurants he would happily eat dinner with you in his room
Ofc he's traditional and brings the bouquet and a note card full of adorations for you <3333 ending it off with 'love you forever and ever'
and if you gift him flowers he will instantly make room for it on his dresser and try to preserve it for as long as possible, always looking at it during his days
and if you give him a note he'll be a gushy mess and give you so many hugs and kisses, and will keep the note forever (and keep the more to come) in a hidden box in the storage room. Can't have staff coming to throw something as important away!
now if you two aren't together already he's going to be a mess
gets you a plushie thatsohappenstobehimself because he thinks you would like it <3 it's special addition too for valentine's day with pink accents and when you squeeze it it says 'I love you bear-y much!'
will be serenading you all night with songs
Glamrock Chica ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗
literally one of her favorite holidays
not only is it pink but it's also about YOU, her favorite person
since the pizzaplex is covered with her favorite color she's already ecstatic, and would love to just wonder around with you to see all the decorations
She would offer to go to dinner with you but the twist is she's cooking
girl knows how to make anything you ask
AND you can help and it'll be fun and cute and she'll get so GUSHY the whole time
but you'll also probably end up making pizza
the pepperoni is heart shaped <33 and so is the pizza, and all the cooking supplies with be valentine's day themed with hearts and pink handles, and she'll have a pink apron that says 'please kiss the chef' or something like that, with a small quote on the pocket that says 'be mine' with a heart and an arrow through it
once you finish your dinner she'll have a selection of treats too, specifically chocolate themed
shopping, you both WILL be going shopping
she would want to do matching couple outfits, or just several outfits and take millions of pictures with you all over the pizzaplex
one of them with be you both sharing a pocky stick and then another with you both kissing and AHHH
chica would want something to match with you to wear all the time, maybe a bracelet or a necklace, maybe an earring, something to think of you while you're away
the date will probably end with you both baking whatever pastry you like, but there's a good chance it'll be chocolate cupcakes!
of course she'll have a handful of valentine cupcake decor for it, with hearts as the sprinkles and cute wrapping
you both can hand them out to the other animatronics as gifts and then go back to her room and cuddle :3
will be singing your hearts out too, most likely to ABBA while dancing around her room
it's got sleep over vibes and she'll give you some pink pajamas
Now if you give her a gift she'll read the card out loud all happy and smiley and pin it next to her mirror to see it every morning <3
she'll give you a plush at the very end of the night of herself, and since she's already pink the plush will have reds as accents instead of the greens, her earrings are heartssss. And when you squeeze the plush it says 'You stole a pizza my heart!'
This is becoming a trend as you can tell
Roxanne Wolf ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗
isn't too excited on valentine's day, or at least acts like she isn't
she says it's too 'mushy' and the whole romantic aspect of it is just super overkill
but
when she says she's 'no romantic' but will be racing around the tracks leaving marks in shapes of hearts
she's spoiling you, will get you anything you want
already has flowers and a love letter, and as cool as she acts the love letter is actually really sappy and cute
also gives you a plush of herself
its got her green hair tip pink instead with pink claws, and when you squeeze it it says 'you make my heart race!'
won't even ask if she can take you on a date she already knows it's a yes, who could say no to her?
will however ask you what you want to be doing, not really sure herself. She may be confident but she has no idea what she's doing
now IF you two weren't together already and she was wanting to ask you out for Valentine's Day, it would be a struggle with her ego getting in the way, but HER having to ask? Come on she's Roxanne Wolf
But also at the same time everyone should be swooning over her, so there's no way you would say no
Right?
but then she realizes she's still cool, who gives a fuck, and will ask you out on a date
you both will be doing some gaming to bond over, ofc you will be doing Roxy's Raceway first, and she even lets you winnnnn
She even gives you your own personal medal
but after that you both will be at the arcades playing co-op games togetherrrrr
with all the tokens you've both won you both definitely are going to the Prize Counter
if you get anything Roxy related her tail is wagging but DON'T point it out
would rent one of those karaoke rooms to sing with you, trying to not show off in the process
it'll be ten times funnier though if you can't sing, you both won't be able to stop giggling
to end the day you both will go to her room and do each other's makeup while in each other's laps
You know that one meme of the two girls doing each other's makeup? It's that
Roxy will go over all the Valentine's Day cards she got from all her fans, and you can tell it's giving her such an ego boost by how happy she looks and the way she wags her tail
and you both get a good laugh at how wild some of them are too
Montgomery Gator ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗
Monty's similiar to Roxy in thinking Valentine's Day is a mushy holiday, why go all out with heart eyes at you, he already does that everyday
but, he kind of wants to do something for you when he sees how excited you are about it the week before
He's the type of guy that writes down every anniversary and has a plan and knows what to say and knows what he wants to do to surprise you but then the week it's there he forgets
And then feels really bad about it because he's a last minute planner
HOWEVER if it's your first Valentine's Day he's stressing for weeks
Never would he have thought he would care about this holiday, and by this much, but he does
He has to ask Freddy where he got his flowers because he's been trying to figure this shit out for ages
he doesn't know what he's doing but he's gonna act like he knows what he's doing
won't ask you directly at first if you want to have a date but instead throw a show for you instead, at his own stage at the golf course
and then after that offer to golf with you
while not directly asking you to be his valentine
But he let's you win a few games too
then coughs grabs the flowers he got for you, along with a plush of himself. And also your own golf club with your favorite colors and his signature on it with a heart, he says its not a heart though it's just a random scribble he did on accident
DON'T LAUGH AT IT he's already not great at this sentimental stuff but he's trying!
the plush also is special addition with a pink mohawk and pink shoulder pads and when you squeeze it it says 'you rock my world!'
will be hanging out with you for the rest of the day, mostly asking you what you want to do, secretly wanting to have a dinner but not saying it
maybe next year
seeing you this happy makes him want to go all out next year, so long as he remebers
ends the night with you two in his room and, now that he's more comfortable and confident with how the day went is singing sweet nothings to you while you both cuddle
And if you give him a card oh man. He's oddly silent at first which worries you, but he quickly tries to hide the grin he has and hides his head, looking away as he wraps an arm around you
He keeps it hidden in the storage room behind his green room along with the items he's collected from you, safe and secure to make sure it never gets damaged
oh yeah he's definitely going all out next year
Glamrock Bonnie ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗
he's a flirt
would def want to just do regular activities with you, but WILL be taking one of the karaoke rooms for you both to sing your hearts out
isn't copying Roxy they both had the same idea and will see each other and Roxy WILL be talking to him later about how he's a copy cat
and of course bowling, you two HAVE to do that
mf will try and get you flustered while acting oblivious, he'll try and show you how to bowl and caress his hands over yours
man's wanting to shop too, trying on outfits with you is such a fun experience
just everything he wants to do everything with you, it doesn't matter
does have a small dinner planned and will eat in Bonnie Bowl with you
you both will be getting ice cream served as well
also that personal stage of his, he's singing sweet songs to you
he's sitting with his legs over the stage and a guitar in his lap and he's just a smooth talker he KNOWS what to say to make you flustered and red
his flowers aren't as over the top as others, with just a smaller and simpler bouquet, but he gets the flowers you like
along with chocolate that aren't valentine's day themed but easter themed
no reason why, he just likes the shape of them
Now if you give him a card he's secretly trying to not stomp his feet in excitement, reading it loudly for others to hear and embarrass you, even if he's turning pink from it
the plush he gives you has him in a pink outfit, and when you squeeze it says 'you make my heart leap!'
The Daycare Attendant Sun ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗
sun makes you
so many crafts you don't understand
wasn't able to get flowers but DOES make some craft flowers for you in one giant bouquet, full of your favorite flowers
and if you give them flowers Sun will keep it in their room, before finally deciding to scrap book them by pressing them forever
and the card they give you is so intricate hand-made card for you too, with glitter and hearts and even paper cut outs that pop out when you open it!
of course sun would have a million scrap books, several all about their favorite and only valentine <3
you both will most likely spend your day in the daycare since they aren't exactly allowed to leave
you both will be making valentine's day themed crafts but also take TONS of pictures for their scrap book (and you can even make your own scrapbook too to take home)
will venture out to the theatre however to put on a few funny shows and even listen to the staff bot, just for sun to complain about how this isn't COMEDY
sun will eventually just take over and make their own show just for YOU and it'll be the funniest shit
will give you the biggest plush they could find of themselves, to then realize there's no valentine's day special edition with the big sizes, so they grab you a second smaller one instead to go along with the big one
instead of the yellow it's pink, and when you squeeze it it says 'You brighten my day, Sunshine!'
both sun's and moon's plushies cupid themed with a bow and heart arrow since they both can "fly"
The Daycare Attendant Moon ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗
breakfast in bed :3
isn't as into valentine's day as Sun but that's maybe because they never really receive a lot of cards that day
but when they do Moon just shines so bright and will read the cards they get to you
now since things have to be dark to spend valentine's day with them you both make it work!
movie night and cuddles, the wholeeeee day
you both have the entire theater to yourselves
although the DCA doesn't do theatre anymore they have saved videos of pervious shows that they show you
and if YOU give them a card it will go straight to their heart and will have it pinned up in a private area just for them to look at
will crawl away and come back with some handmade gifts, with flowers of course of course
and a plushie that has a red outfit instead of the blue, and when you squeeze it it says 'i love you to the moon and back' sobbing
and, if you can convince them, you both can go through the VIP exit and stargaze together
and once you've gone back to work you will find several love cards hidden all around your work area that they hid the night before
it takes you FOREVER to find them all, ranging from your desk to your locker
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eryanlainfa · 1 month
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Hear me out-
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How cute is that!!
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rewritingcanon · 1 year
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when someone calls scorbus ‘jegulus-coded’ or compares them to drarry (of all ships), or calls albus ‘regulus-coded’ it does my head in. regulus and jegulus are in your head whilst scorbus and albus are on paper, and drarry’s dynamic is LEAGUES different to scorbus come on now
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There was something so heartbreaking about how scared of being alone Basim was when he realized he would never see Nehal again. She might not have been real, but she was real to him and to me 😔. There was terror in his voice when he asked if he would be alone. Nehal was his best friend, his past and present. She was his constant companion throughout his childhood, a time when he probably felt very alone. His father is dead and he has to find a way to survive. He is alone. No parents, no brothers, no one. Yet there was Nehal. The one who he could always find. The one who kept him company. The one who kept him grounded and focused on important things. It was her face he saw when he awoke from his nightmares. It was her who comforted him and tried to help him get rid of them. It was her who appeared when he felt alone or conflicted. She was there when he needed her the most. At Alamut, he was never really alone. He was surrounded by people who encouraged him and cared about him. But when he left, she was there for him. They may have drifted apart, but you can't deny that they still loved each other (platonically). They had differing opinions and motivations, but they would still find peace in each other's presence. Their friendship was one of devotion and care for one another. There was never any fear that Nehal would abandon Basim. She always told him that she would never leave him and stay by his side forever. No matter where he was, he knew Nehal was out there. He knew she would be back in Anbar. She was his home, everything familiar to him. The part of him he could never leave behind. The part of him that would haunt him if he had not gone searching.
Now, he will never see her again. He will never talk to her again. He will never joke with her again. He will never hug her again. He will never rest knowing she would be there to wake him if he had a nightmare again. He will never hear the words he so desperately needs again. He will never be able to return to Anbar and find the house inhabited by a familiar face again. She is gone, and he will be alone. Not even a mentor to guide him. With Nehal's "death," Basim also died. He is now Loki, with all of his rage.
While Nehal was the manifestation of Loki and her appearance was concurrent with Basim's nightmares and him getting closer to the truth, that isn't how he saw it !! He associated her with comfort and home !! He never pieced it together. Why would he? His feelings were real and genuine. They were the truest besties ever
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morporkian-cryptid · 5 months
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I'm getting overwhelmed again with wanting to rewrite the entirety of Lupin III - Goodbye Partner as a fic my own way, because I am still salty about how Jigen's betrayal was handled and I am pretty sure I could do a better job than TMS did (hell, they handled that same premise better in Seven Days Rhapsody, and it was a B plot!!)
Except I can't do that because 1) I have to finish writing Hanafuda and 2) I have like. zero plot for it right now (but I know if I put my mind to it I could)
In the meantime please have this song that makes me think about what that movie could have been, while I daydream about magic tricks and lighters and proceed to chew at my walls 👍
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maxgicalgirl · 8 months
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Archive 81 tv show made Melody Pendras straight we cannot trust podcasts in the hands of mainstream media !!!!!!!
#archive 81#I have mixed feelings about it and as soon as they introduced Gal Pal Annabelle to replace Actual Girlfriend Alexa it should have been a#red flag#conceptually I really liked what they did to flesh out the first season#but they took it in a completely different direction by the end and at that point it’s not even the same thing anymore 🙄#like you can’t even pick up anything from the original’s season 2 because they reconstructed the narrative so much#idk man its not like they’re going to make any more of it anyways but I still felt the need to come on here and bitch#honestly main stream adaptations of podcasts scare me like I revel in exposure for things I like but ultimately so much gets lost in#translation#like archive 81 podcast is weird and nonsensical at times and Tape Recorder Man’s adventures in the Upside Down just don’t translate to a#general audience ? so they gotta bring in reasons for it to make sense like satanism and witches and demons#when that was sooooooo not the point of the original#like seeing how much they had to adjust to appeal to an outside audience makes me almost glad the wtnv tv show didn’t get green lit#can you imagine ???? how the fuck would they get five headed dragon Hiram McDaniel on my actual television ????#standing next to a Cecil Palmer with a canon appearance no less#like adaptations are cool and they CAN work sometimes but if you’re going to have to break and bend the world in order to make it to the#point where it’s a new thing entirely#ESPECIALLY since we live in a world where audio drama is not respected as a creative medium#at that point I’m just like leave it alone it’s fine on it’s own#anyways archive 81 is an interesting experiment into what live action podcast adaptations COULD look like but you can pry lesbian Melody#Pendras from my cold dead hands and that makes the adaptation automatically inferior imo#I guess she could be bi but when you remove Canon Girlfriend and instead make her kiss a man ? not likely#I am just talking to hear myself talk now goodbye#max rambles in the tags
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honeyynymphh · 1 year
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Why do you always write dom Copia? He's not even like that?
first of all, rude.
second of all, why are you even reading my stuff?
thirdly, I can do what I want.
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cynnabunnie · 4 months
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YO, here's some'a the doodles I mentioned having
Take it, eat up!!
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Buncha junk doodles of Venus, BlushingLights (whomp whomp) and a redraw doodle featuring @rainyecho 's super rad OC, Rue
Gots any questions?? Ask em!!
And PLEASE, to my goon friends
STOP SPAMMING THE FEED, JEEZE
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martyrbat · 8 months
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when people who have ‘i block liberally’ in their bios learn they actually have to block people & cultivate their own dash:
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