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Just a silly little guy ✌️ I can be found hiding behind a bookshelf in the Unseen University library, munching on popcorn and tending to my chaotic little blog. I like coffee, swearing, books, drawing, and a lot of fandoms. Not necessarily in that order. // Elliott, she/they/he, adult // Art blog: elliottjpg // icon: @potato-lord-but-not
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A loving, married couple wake up one day to find that they have returned to their high school days, when they were the most popular student and the class geek.
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I finished Night Watch today and I am Changed.
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How do I even armour, part 5:
Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5
IT IS FINALLY DONE LADS!! The whole armour, with colour, Winter version and Summer version! It has been a blast, I've learned a ton and I can't wait to draw more Vimeses with this getup!
Thanks to all my online and offline friends and especially my brother for bouncing around ideas with me & cheering me on!
I'm immensely proud of how this has turned out and thank you all for the lovely tags and comments along the way! Hope you like the result as much as I do! :D
(PS: Links to all parts will be added to the other posts in a soon.)
Pose reference by: The Pose Archives on DeviantArt
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IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”
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star wars fans really just make anything up
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this honestly just came out of left fucking field i would have never expected to hear anything like this in this show. consider me Pleasantly Surprised tbh
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Detritus stamped to attention beside Vimes and his salute clanged smartly off his helmet.
"What we doin' now, sir?"
"We can pack up now, I think. All the lads have joined up?"
"Yessir!"
"You told them it wasn't compulsory?"
"Yessir! I said, 'It ain't compuls'ry, you just gotta,' sir."
"Detritus, I wanted volunteers."
"'sright, sir. They volunteered all right, I saw to that."
Terry Pratchett, Jingo
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#i had a ton of fandom badges on my backpack in high school#in was the introvert's equivalent of a facebook profile
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I understand the appeal of wanting every adult hero to instinctively adopt teenage Peter Parker, but can it really beat the hilarity of acknowledging that at 15 Peter was 5'10", unusually buff, went by a moniker with Man in it, wore a creepy full face mask, and had a tightly guarded secret identity and probably a Queens accent thick enough to have come out of a jello mold, and adult heroes reasonably responded to him by going, “Wow, this grown man is an immature asshole for no reason.”
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Horses just be standing around in fields naked eating some of that sweet sweet grass
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