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booasaur · 8 months

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Special Ops: Lioness - 1x07

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mirrorhouse · 10 months

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"First sign of change, and I'll have to stop that pretty little heart of yours. I am open to suggestions— knives, poison, strangulation, whatever you prefer." "Try it and I'll spill your guts." "Don't be so pig-headed. I'm being practical."

#baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3edit #baldursgateedit #gamingedit #astarion #*#his 'i like you' and fake smile while very obviously disliking the answer you gave him and also getting closer to deciding he's going to #bludgeon you with a hammer if you start turning #<3

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aardvaark · 14 days

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i was thinking about how i wished leverage had a birthday episode for some of the characters cause that would be sweet, but then i realised something and basically…. okay here’s my thoughts in quotes form, just for fun

hardison: so when’s your birthday? i could plan something for us and the team to do and-

parker: i dont know

hardison: you don’t know… your own birthday?

parker: no, how would i know? pshh, cmon, you’re telling me you remember EXACTLY when you were born? watch this - hey, eliot, do you know your exact birth date?

eliot, innocently passing by, who was canonically anonymously dropped off at a hospital as an infant: no, how would i know?

parker: that’s what i said!

hardison: excuse me?? what is going on right now

sophie, walking into the apartment: whats wrong?

hardison: parker and eliot- well, okay, when’s your birthday? i just have to prove something.

sophie: …….july 12th

hardison: why did you pause? wait, is that your birthday or sophie devereaux’s birthday?

sophie: ………… (guilty silence)

parker: see, no one knows their real birthday! haha you’re so weird sometimes, hardison

hardison:

hardison: what the fuck guys

#leverageposting #wren speaks #leverage #parker leverage #alec hardison #nate knows his birthday i guess so i didn’t include him. if he was watching the whole time he would probably say ‘idk’ to mess w hardison #they’re having this convo in nate’s apartment but it’s like 3am & he’s asleep & they’ve all broken in to hang out #parker doesn’t know either bc of her ridiculously neglectful foster parents or bc she’s parker & her priorities are simply different to most #people. her birthday is irrelevant to thievery. and sadly probably not related to fun happy memories anyway.#sophie obviously is a good enough grifter to answer confidently but she feels a little bad abt lying to her family by now #meanwhile hardison had a normal foster nana who would have known his bday. most kids aren’t safe-surrendered like eliot so assumably #hardison would have a known bday. and he likes birthdays!#and he wants to throw parker a little party even if it’s a very unconventional parker bday that involves rappelling & jumping off buildings #but he is once again thwarted by the leverage team members having the strangest possible lives #he IS gonna give them each birthday parties tho. even if he has to make up some dates & stuff #sophie’s can be the fake date she gives if that’s what she rlly wants. nate’s real birthday is on file somewhere even if he’s being annoying #rn so hardison just has to do some basic hacking. eliot would have an approximate bday such as the day he was surrendered that his parents #would have celebrated throughout childhood. and parker’s would be april 1st bc that’s alice whites bday (and YOURE ALICE!!!)#as in it’s canonically in the online info abt alice white shown in the juror no.6 job & obvs that’s april fools so it’s funny :)#and hardison has a NORMAL bday unlike SOME ppl and yes he DOES expect presents you heathens!!

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zecoritheweirdone · 2 months

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i am being so so normal about these guys right now

#my art #mystery skulls animated #lewis pepper #vivi yukino #arthur kingsmen #msa lewis #msa vivi #msa arthur #made these to try and figure out how to draw them all consistently!! and also flesh out my own lil drawing quirks #three of those doodles in the first image are based on a oneshot i'm; like. Trying to write #btw the thing arthur's wearing in the second image are pizza glasses #someone asked for arthur w/ silly glasses; and these felt like they'd fit him;; kdjdkdjd;;;#[looks at the six (6) arthur doodles] mm. yeah i think i'm being subtle 'bout who my fav is #also i saw someone's art of arthur with his hair down and i absolutely adored it.#so obviously i had to steal i mean borrow it for myself #robozombii!! that's the artist!! their art is verrrrry very good!!!!!!!#fun fact! the lil ahoge in arthur's hair is shaped a bit like a lightning bolt!#another fact! originally lewis' sweater had the caption 'no prob-llama' bc i'm a fake fan who forgot that his favorite animal was alpacas #so now it's an alpacapella sweater

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kingofthering · 3 months

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You know in which situation Rosquez needs to be put in? Fake dating.

Like, we're at the ranch in 2014 and Valentino's in the kitchen with his mom who came by in the morning to have a coffee and she's talking about how she saw Luca with his girlfriend yesterday and "I think he might get married before you, you never introduce me to anyone", etc etc...

And then Marc comes down in the kitchen, says hello with a light blush on his face when he realizes that Valentino's mom is here and then he proceeds to move around Valentino in the kitchen to prepare his breakfast [of course Marc is not the only rider at the ranch right then but they don't all have to eat at the same time, details].

Valentino watches Marc move around in his space and he's got the crease of his pillow lightly marking his face and there is the scratch on his elbow from when he fell the day before battling Valentino and— well, it truly makes sense to yank on Marc's shirt and bring his back to Valentino's chest, wrapping an arm around his collarbones, digging his chin into the top of Marc's head.

"Mom, meet Marc."

"I know Marc, honey, you already introduced us in the paddock."

"Yes, but I haven't introduced him as my boyfriend yet."

Marc freezes, Valentino squeezes him and kisses his temple in order to make him relax.

#rpf #4693 #shit what's my tag for scraps of ideas I'm not supposed to ever write #obviously there are very interesting scenarios to write pre-reconciliation but I also like the innocence of the early years #fake dating rosquez

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gaolerdeathmetal · 9 months

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I need FR to get insane about adding plushie items a la neopets it's not enough to have the deity plushies, I want a plushie of every breed and plushies of familiars too this goes double if they ever add a hoard exhibit/item gallery thing on dragon pages

#i very suddenly have an intense desire to make fake plushie items of everything i ever liked #im at work rn but i know what my ass is drawing the second i get home #and of course id obviously love if they made official plushie merch but it doesnt seem likely😭#im very nostalgic towards neopets lately i hope they really are turning a new leaf #if i go back this blog is going to double as my neopets one LOL

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pochapal · 6 months

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btw for reference Here are all the spoiler glimpses of beatrice's form i've been accidentally exposed to for the sake of transparency and also so you can know how surreal/funny it is for me to be unravelling the meaning of this vicious murderwitch in canon while also seeing occasional iceberg tips of what seems to be some kind of extremely thorough and comprehensive blorbo memeification going on. i think you guys are doing some breaking bad fandom shit to this woman.

#umineko liveblog #one's the icon of the exe file of the game so unavoidable #and one was a random pfp so only having two legit spoilers sent my way isn't a bad track record #pointedly Not thinking too deeply about any of this to not ruin anything for myself #but i will say i'm very amused by how beatrice is seemingly presented as this whimsical jester-like figure who is pro trans rights #very funny considering her only confirmed action in the story was to viciously and spitefully murder a dysphoric twink (kanon)#how fake trans rights beatrice fans look when a REAL murderwitch rocks up #none of this is influencing my thinking since it's obviously all out of context Jokes with no basis in canon #but i think the discrepancy between the presentation of beatrice in the text (elusive haunting horror figure)#and the presentation of beatrice in this limited slice of fandom memes (silly girl. trans ally?) is baffling and fascinating #of course it shouldn't need saying but do NOT discuss anything about this where i can see it #i'm still god knows how long away from beatrice showing up. and probably way further away from understanding even half of these jokes #this is just a curiosity i'm stating for the record and not an invitation for discussion for a long while yet #also bets on whether or not i will see yet another accidental beatrice spoilerimage before i get to the real deal in my readthrough lmao

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goatbeard-goatbeard · 7 months

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Cursed headcanon: the Metatron and God are never in the same room because he’s actually God’s Bildadsona

…look, given everything we know about God, would we really put it past her to moonlight as that annoying little git, purely to entertain herself? Like she’s just counting down the days until someone figures it out. “To speak to me is to speak to God” *winkwonk*

#plus it would be a very funny double bluff #to be like ‘hey that guy who’s obviously supposed to be the fake God’#lol psych he actually IS God #but he’s God’s obnoxious drag king persona #she wants to test people but also TEST people #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 spoilers #good omens shitpost #good omens speculation #good omens headcanons #good omens theories #good omens theory #the metatron #god good omens #frances mcdormand #derek jacobi #bildad the shuhite

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sesamenom · 6 months

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(belated) Halloween costume party!

since orome is obviously the family vala (with aule coming in second) the group costume theme that year was orome. (they do a different vala each year)

yes celegorm does in fact have a horse, yes his horse does actually look somewhat like nahar, and yes he put a rubber horse mask on huan instead.

instead of doing orome + a friend, ambarussa are doing Tall Orome (they did rock paper scissors for who gets to be the head).

aredhel and galadriel show up as orome & vana, but halfway through the party galadriel pops into the bathroom and converts her costume to tulkas:

Bonus: Maglor forgot what the theme was and showed up dressed as a crab

#silm #silmarillion #celegorm #ambarussa #amrod #amras #aredhel #galadriel #celegorm and his valarcon-award-winning orome cosplay and ambarussas Tall Orome costume were assembled right next to each other #celegorm borrowed the outfit from tilion because Real Orome is like fifteen feet tall and none of his clothes would actually fit #the antlers are a headband he made from hollowed out deer antlers #the arrows are even fletched with the same feathers as orome's #huan just gets a rubber horse mask and fake hooves because finding dog costumes for a dog that big is very hard #ambarussa mostly patched their costume together from stuff they found in various brothers closets #the cape is celegorms #the waistcoat is maglors (obviously)#the skirt is maedhros' because his was the only one tall enough for Tall Orome #the pants were made from maedhros' pants and some extra fabric #and the wig is a bunch of brown and purple yarn glued together #meanwhile aredhel convinced nessa to help her steal some of oromes clothes #fingon helped with the alteration (because aredhel is. not good at sewing anything other than repairing a rough seam)#the rest of it (shirt; pants; boots) was looted from fingolfins wardrobe

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tariah23 · 1 month

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I rly don’t see how ppl be 20+ shipping kids anymore tbh… like, it’s so rampant and I don’t see the appeal to it anymore being as tho I’m in my late 20’s.

#I’m grown….. it always baffles me to see it like man I don’t care I don’t find joy in it anymore since I’m not a teenager #I just look at them and think they’re like my fake son… daughter nephew niece whatever lol #give me the struggling and mentally fucked up 20+ year old give me those middle age bitches man if I’m going to like a ship now anyway #like i don’t care about the romance between kids man it sucks that this is such a huge thing in most fandom spaces #not that I participate in said spaces since ppl are annoying and embarrassing #also very nasty #sns is diff tho like that’s a whole other thing 🪽#sns is just a classic it’s legendary it transcends space and time it it-#I’m so glad that jjk is full of adults tho lmfaoo #one of Gege’s only W’s… especially impressive for a shounen #i like jjk outside of the goiji pairings too like I just genuinely enjoy it despite how awful it is now lol #again #I do think that ppl need to learn how to become more comfortable with enjoying media outside of shipping tho #like there’s nothing wrong with it obviously but I’m talking more like how tons of ppl only get into a new series for the sole purpose #of shipping instead of engaging with said media and the story that it’s trying to tell…#this is why fanon and wild insane hc’s usually get out of control too to the point where those who might be interested in checking out #a series might be deterred because they don’t even know what the show is about because the only stuff that ppl see about the thing is ship #stuff and like discourse #and the behavior of the fans…#these ppl be 30+ arguing with teenagers man it’s crazy to me #I just think there needs to be a balance lol #like still go crazy. Have fun and all but you get it #but anyway. with all that being said! Goiji stays winning in my heart 🚶🏾‍♀️#rambling

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yuridotcom · 2 years

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woahh!!! this is crazy guys!! ronance nation we won!!

#this is very obviously fakee i know... but i girl can dream #when you get so delusional you start feeling free #i pray no one else has made this typa joke #ronance #robin buckley #nancy wheeler #stranger things #robin buckley x nancy wheeler

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jamiethebeeart · 2 months

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I never thought I'd make a fake Danny Phantom title card in my LIFE and yet here we are. I wanted to make sure I included Valerie and Sam and it spiralled out of control from there (including coming up with a basic plot episode featuring identity reveals and character development). Unfortunately I'm not very practiced with the title card comic book punchy coloring style so I leave it up to the @green-with-envy-phandom-event colorists :P

#danny phantom #valerie gray #sam manson #did i create a new ghost as the “antagonist” for this fake episode? obviously.#danny phantom art #no seriously. i can bs my way through the dynamic composition but i have no faith in coloring it. the real dp title cards are iconic #i wasnt sure about the white lineart but it looked weird to have it and the shadows black and i figured the contrast is high enough to #easily select and recolor it as the colorists want/need #i tried to give val more of like??? a twists hairstyle but i dont think it came through very well/identifiable #my lineart for hair isnt super detailed so it was .... mmm a time trying to strike that balance. anyway i think #val deserves more hairstyles in general.#dp jbee

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nemonclature · 2 months

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If Jon had sent Sansa to Dragonstone, she would have negotiated for the dragonglass and GTFO.

Or she would make such an impact on Dany through her LEGIT POLITICICKING TALENT that Dany would come help them anyway.

Or Tyrion would convince Dany to aid them in absentia thanks to the impact Sansa made on HIM.

Or she would have shot down the stupid wight mission retrieval and then GTFO w the glass. No dragon for the Night King. The wall makes up for the North's lack of numbers.

Or the stupid wight mission retrieval happens but Sansa hasn't bent the knee and she would be SO FINE with keeping the North out of the Queen's War. Cersei sends her people, Dany sends her people.

Or Cersei still sends no one. Dany still turns up. But The King in the North hasn't bowed and goes down to destroy Cersei as allies not subjects (her army and dragons are decimated, she has less bargaining power. Now she needs them.

Or, ok fine. Post NK Jon bends the knee anyway for plot reasons, but at least he can do it in communication with Sansa and the northern lords, on home turf ("I became King to fight the NK, now he's dead, blah blah Sansa should be warden of the North, blah blah I'll go live in a hole somewhere") ((Someone saves Jon from himself post-canon).

Sansa would give the least and bide her time. Jon is rash, generous and way too honest.

#thank you for coming to my TedTalk #I'm very late to this party but I have opinions #obviously jonsa is the outcome of every one of these scenarios #I'm not really on board with political jon #as in actually politicaly savvy jon #unless it's just a euphemism for 'faking the Jon/Dany ship for political reasons #ie whoring himself out for the North #which I also don't buy #but I can never tell exactly how people mean it when they tag #sansa stark #jon snow #daenerys targaryen #jonsa

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icewindandboringhorror · 1 year

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Obligatory fancier outfit that must be present anytime I post outfits

#self #fantasy costume #If I had the money for a custom tailored fantasy-ish victorian-ish suit instead of piecing together random thrift store items with like walm #rt halloween costume type jackets and stuff..#unstoppable.....#I would actually lean more straight up historical with my wardrobe it's just that everything I own basically is thrifted aside from a very #small portion of things (like usually socks for example I get from ebay. wigs from ebay. things that it's hard to find in thrift stores. etc #) and I rarely ever find stuff like that at the bins. Your closest bet is like. hopeing that the week you come in just so happens to also be #a week that a church costume department recently donated a bunch of old stuff. but I just haven't really had much luck finding like fancy ve #sts and suit coats and cloaks or like tunics and etc. etc.#Styles like mori kei or cult party kei are pretty accessible and easy for places like the bins (where youre usually digging through piles of #curtains and fabric scraps and doilies anyway). but finding like.. a straight up tudor england costume or something is . VERY rare #Sometimes you do find halloween costumes. Or like. stuff that's clearly like cheap 'Goth' stuff from shein or aliexpress that someone has do #nated and they can be a LITTLE okay in terms of usable for costumes. But you rarely find actual good quality stuff. obviously because like #real very good quality historical costumes are expensive and most people aren't just like 'yeah dump it off to goodwill' lol #In an ideal world though I would have fancy top hats and neck ruffles and stuff .. know this ghhjbhj #Lack of that will not stop me from taking picturesin basically the same outfit 6000 times though. My one single silky black vest and #one of the two solitary ruffly neck shirts I have every been able to find.#Pointy-ish little boots that I put with everything even thogugh they look terrible up close because they're literally like over 10 yrs old #I bought them so long ago and the black fake leather lining is like peeling off of the outside #ANYWAY #he's back again... the same little generic like elf vampire ruffle shirt with vest look.. might as well be the same guy #I support him and his dumbass disintegrating shoes anyway

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moondoposting · 2 years

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sometimes i forget reese is a teenager.

does she put mr knight in tiktoks?

#text to speech voice: get a load of what my boss was doing today #and its just shaky footage of marc watering his very obviously fake plants #moon knight

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sailorblossoms · 2 years

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Remembering that first part of CO where Simon was like "these homosexual feelings can't caught up to me if I don't let my gf find me, forcing me to confront the real reason Baz holding hands with her it's driving me nuts" and then he was so ready to (figuratively) throw hands with AGATHA because she had Baz handkerchief (!!) which he took from her and refused to give back to Baz, and how dare Penny say Agatha knows Baz better than him (!!!) The disrespect! Clearly no one was beating him in the obsessing over Baz Olympics!!

(And honestly the fact that Agatha was never actually into either of the boys and was just arguably in a funny goth mood with Baz for a bit, and that neither of the boys where ever actually into her just makes it all much more funny like. They were dramatic as hell with the supposed "triangle" when absolutely no one was straight, no one wanted to be there, and no one but the """"enemies""" were actually into each other lol)

#saw someone recommend this book saying it has an actual love triangle and i was like y r u lying to the ppl????#its so obviously fake from like very early on #why are u setting up wrong expectations lol #snowbaz #simon snow #baz pitch #pennelope bunce #agatha wellbelove #carry on

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