everybody tweets like a social theorist these days, blaming their sad little lives on the commodification of art, decline of third spaces, hyperindividualism, and other such nonsense. I, on the other hand, know what's causing my misery--the demiurge's curse
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when will tumblr introduce an “are you mad at me” feature where every day your mutuals anonymously select if they’re mad at you or not
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Femboy Hooters represents the inescapability of the capitalist axiomatic even in our libidinal life; even in our wildest fantasies, fucking a variety of cat-eared hermetic androgynes (or being a cat-eared hermetic androgyne getting fucked), there is a boss lurking around the corner to ensure the flow of commodities - boneless wings and boypussy - never slows or leaves gaps. For at the end of the workday there must be an accounting. Desire cannot be allowed to break loose of its bonds, hence the restrictions of the white crop top and orange shorts.
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carl sagan said in contact that one measure of a relationship's intimacy is in how many of each person's sub-personas can see and commune with each other. and that hit. do you wanna see if our inner children want to play together 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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*looking at a beautiful waterfall* this is so fucking reddit. this is such a reddit thing to be impressed by
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Me at the beginning of this year: I’m so gonna fix my life dude this is gonna be the year everything changes I’m not gonna let anything slip through the cracks it’s time to live
Me approaching the end of March:
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you know outside of the horrific and terrifying implications of the condition there is something very funny about my body's endocrine system possibly being overwhelmed by Fear hormones more than anything else.................. afab (assigned frightened at blood test)
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had my appointment. the blood anomaly turned out to be a hormonal indicator of a possible adrenal gland tumor so. light and love teehee <3
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my appointment's in a couple hours.....please begin charging your good vibes spirit bomb promptly
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GIRL HELP I EVOLVED FRUIT GUMMY AND HES LITERALLY THE SIZE OF MY ENTIRE ROOM
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just got a phone call from the hospital that they found an anomaly in my blood results and i need to suddenly go in for an appointment in like two days time <3 everything happens forever
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people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets
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