(@bnaporkstore)

Turkey pesto : homemade roasted turkey breast, melted mozzarella, basil pesto, avocado & tomato wrap panini

why am I the heartless one, when neurotypicals only give gifts like twice a year.

I will give gifts to you EVERYDAY!!! It’s not my fault you don’t appreciate rocks and sticks I think are cool.

See him face :)

So I’m writing an English research paper on British authors and I chose you (Neil Gaiman) because I love your work (and you’re just awesome in general). My teacher seemed so excited when I told her I could probably get information from your various social media accounts, and potentially get a message back with maybe a random fact about yourself. Can you prove me right by responding? Please and thank you! Have a lovely day!

Hullo, I'm afraid Neil Gaiman doesn't have any social media.

A random fact? I think the best smashed avocado on toast anywhere in the whole world is served at Archie's All Day in Melbourne, Australia. If I could, I would send everyone who has ever sold avocado toast anywhere in the world to Archie's All Day to discover how good it can be and to reflect on how they could improve upon what they provide the world and how good it can be.

Avocado Bathroom,  Glenburn   -   Robbie Bushe , n/d.

Scottish,   b. 1964  -

Oil on panel ,  15 x 21 cm

home depot delivering a crushing blow to the lgbtq community

Jessica Jones, who has Google Alerts set up for things like "devil vigilante", seeing a picture of Matt's walk of shame on Reddit:

Crispy Cajun Smashed Potatoes (x)

Teriyaki chicken (via Instagram)

Mexican street corn chicken tacos

I’M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW WHEN THIS SHOW DROPS I WILL BECOME THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON ON THE PLANET!!!!!

LOOK AT MY BABIES!!!!! MY BABIES ARE BACK!! 😭

Source: Twitter

Mukbang thumbnails are a form of cosmic horror

Catt Murdock, Avocado at Law

the world can be so mean but then you pass by a bakery and the smell of the fresh bread fills up your senses so you walk in and get a beautiful loaf of bread. you hold it like a baby and walk home with it and you can’t resist the temptation to have a peak at it every now and then and then you finally tear just a little bit of the crusty part and the taste of the toasted crust makes you so happy and you think to yourself alright maybe the world isn’t so mean

Breakfast Tacos

Avocado Egg Rolls With Sweet Chili Sauce