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nochiquinn · 2 years

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campaign 3 episode 14: well, hell

@ my kid please stop being sick both bc I don't want you to be sick and also so I can watch this episode

skilsldshare #ithasbegin

oh no. oh sam.

sam you made the ai fcg

as travis dies to death in the corner

"oh, it's fun to tease me about my problems"

"pretty white" travis

yeah liam wants to wear essek

I have not watched them yet, see above re: child

SHOCKED PIKACHU

"D- is still a passing grade"

grassened

YOU agreed it was a fistfight

"he's going to die"

nobody wins in a headbutt

"I AM rollies"

hey ashton

hey ashton what the fuck is up with your brain

singe? singe rock? excuse?

taliesin looks so excited lmao

"now kith"

man just pulled a whole mortal kombat finisher

ashton has two speeds and both of them are engaged rn

oooh nice

love the image of him just swandiving backwards

chetney

HAIRSTAB

marisha: "I want them to kiss so bad"

"let me check my notes - yes, he's hot"

fcg gets knocked out from ashton's fight

"are you still up?" "kinda!"

"grinds you across the stone" oh does he now

jengajengajengajenga

"this is not how I wanna spend my weekend" taliesin do you not have a backup character

AGAIN

#ad

fantasy influencers

"I am on cameo"

"the littles are all here" liam, please, phrasing

every time they say "jiana hexum" I hear "jonah hex"

"how many fingers am I holding up?" ".....how many fingers do you HAVE?"

taliesin

taliESIN

fantasy station wagon

"nobody's gonna make eye contact with you"

fearne my beloved

I also make confused cat noises when I realize people can perceive me

samuel

"I'm Southern all of a sudden" I can see chetney's accent easily trending southernish

I am familiar with the way taliesin is massaging his face, I hope his toothache resolves soon

"FUCK SANTA okay I'm back in it"

"are there holes in the bathrooms" laura

goddammit robbie I was drinking

oh no

laura. laura you don't need to use all the words. LAURA REMEMBER YOU DON'T HAVE TO USE ALL THE WORDS

"paying his debts? in the bathroom? sounds like a lot of work"

the shortened url for skillshare in the corner is how matt pronounced it at the beginning

ashton immediately tries to steal it off fearne

oh I'm so old

"are you talking to fearne or ashley"

WHOMST

"I'm the...unspoken sibling" "I can't imagine why"

"you guys need dice with numbers"

"cannot hide forever, bear. mikhail will find you."

("nochi not every russian brawler type is mikhail from psychonauts" you can't prove that)

lmao all of top table

"this city is not so large" "it goes deep"

"now I'm gonna get my ass kicked in like a month"

"dorian's brother is here" "fuckin idiot" ashton is me

multi-sneezer solidarity

fearne: I am going to be helpful and courteous fcg: who the fuck are you

"she's talking too fast, you should go"

the hair flip

"I'm gonna go bleed next to laudna"

I got distracted by laura and ashley being distracted

oh god it's the pinkertons

"you haven't been drinking at all?!" "not really!" "that's just wasting an opportunity"

dorIAN

roll for potty dance

I feel seen

"potty" and "tummy" just embed themselves in your vocabulary once you have children, I don't make the rules

travis' hug of solidarity

tell me why I heard "short rotund" and IMMEDIATELY pictured a volus

mental associations strong tonight

pre-recorded means I can ask chatbot when the break is and I appreciate that a lot

"no scary holes just normal holes"

shadow creeper go chomp

"it all hinges on your good judgement" oh no

sad pate tap-dance

"you did it yourself!"

rip fcg

thanks I hate it

hair-up ashley!!

"emotional support?" "oh no, who do I have to punch"

"let's go see if everybody's dead"

"no response. he's dead."

liam is one cardigan and one pair of glasses away from peak farmer's market hot

ashley's face is my face

someone reference the ring so I can watch travis try to shake his head off his neck

"I challenge lucien to rollies!"

I Hate It

...sableyes

"it leapt OVER me?" "it's not that hard"

no hitty make angy

mister!!

oryam

laura ships it

MIND WHIP

"don't NAME it"

"it's in my uerethra!"

dorian!!

"I'm just poking everybody"

"he's a bard 🤷‍"

is he, y'know, [mimes sticking it in her pulling it out of her and sticking it in the other guy] a bard?

"things are about to get weird. don't hit me."

fey-touched?? laura??? laura explain??

"I don't have an INVITATION MINI" "why not??"

sacred flamethrower

YEAH

"I will attack with a dagger" ofc

lovm has absolutely spoiled me, I want everything animated

NOT RUSS

"there's a thing underneath the bookcase. I'm going to end it."

matt: give me a name or you're all going to prison

Representatives Of The Late Bertrand Bell is a fantastic group name

"Do Not pick a name right now, got it"

oh I just had a cursed thought

dorian leaves/dies and the group calls themselves The Storm in his honor

orym

oh I take it back orym's gonna die

BELL'S HELLS

dorian is gonna have to throw his name around to stop this isn't he

ROBBIE

TELL THEM I'M SORRY????

ROBERT

"what do you think you're doing" "I DON'T KNOW"

I am Experiencing Stress

ORC GRANDPA

orc grandpa said take a nap

they rolled shit for two weeks straight to save up for this moment

ashton: I need a fucking cigarette

you know what MOOD

excuse u sir that is lorelei de rolo

YEAH NOT-RUSS

ashton

"no shit you stupid son of a bitch"

mala: they need a child leash for Cyrus

oh. uhoh.

"ashton, tell him no!" "nooo"

this is how robbie leaves

okay okay okay but: this way he can come back

he's not a bertrand

go dump his ass with dariax and opal, come back, and pretend not to know anything about it when emon burns down within a week

god ashley's face

liam's face

MY FACE

chetney's utter disregard for cyrus

"I toss it to orym" thanks I'm already crying

"and we killed bertrand"

"I'm not holding a cup" "you are a cup"

fuck cyrus, all my homies hate cyrus

I was mostly joking but uh. I think I was correct.

imagine dorian calls orym and opal just screams NANCY over the line

oyrm: you are required by law to call me

"one less spoon" cries

make him roll one more failed performance check

"are you going to sing it?" "no!" COWARD

oryM KISS HIM

I try not to be this person but KISS HIM

lays in the floor

fearne I don't need this

jflsdjfks

that is NOT what I meant

I mean it's still very nice and it made my heart hurt but a l s o

I am liam

HEY

two parts is INSUFFICIENT but I'll take it

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