wearing big shirt that says "ask me about my ocs" in big letters insinuating that you the reader should ask me about my ocs. please
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love it when a nondog baby animal is called a pup anyway
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shrimp afraido
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Everyone on tumbr is like gay this lgbtq that, and I'm over here just eating so much sour cream ormf ormf ormf ormf ormf ormf ormf ormf romf ormf ormf ormf
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we need more lesbians guys
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I want huge fucking teeth. I want sharp canines capable of tearing muscle from bone.
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i may be an eldritch horror but at least i'm cute.
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my account is rated G for girls, gays and goths
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Reblog to give the person you reblogged from the ability to finish their WIPs
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MISSION: Be Normal About That Thing
STATUS: [FAILED]
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Pokemon headcanon that once Absol are studied and people realize they prevent disasters instead of causing them, particularly dangerous workplaces get themselves a workplace Absol and it also decreases accidents.
Construction sites and fishing ships and factories will have one that pretty much just lazes about until it just gets up howling one day and knocks a dude down. They almost never figure out what would have happened but they're always like "yes absol thank you absol I am so grateful to be on the floor right now. Can I offer you a treat in this trying time"
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A sleepy dragon among his many birb friends.
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Incredible, but true: @cryptid-amongst-the-cosmos deserves to have a good day today.
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bitches love me for my weird vibe and lack of a body
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