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smol-blue-bird · 1 year

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Greek mythology retellings that I like:

We updated this myth for a modern setting while keeping most of the story and major elements of the mythology intact

We made a story loosely based on or inspired by an old Greek myth, and we’re upfront about that

Greek mythology retellings that I don’t mind:

This is an adaptation for laypeople who have little familiarity with the subject matter, so we simplified some things out of necessity

This is an adaptation for children, so we kept it age-appropriate and handled the sexual/gory material in a non-explicit way

This is a ten-minute YouTube video that can’t possibly explain every tiny detail about this extremely complex topic, so we’re gonna stick to the basics

Greek mythology retellings that I loathe with every fiber of my being:

This is the Secret True Version of the original myth that historians have been hiding out of malice, and if anyone tells you otherwise they’re a liar who’s shilling for Big Archeology

The original myth was Wrong and Problematic and you’re Bad if you enjoyed learning about it, but don’t worry, I rewrote it to make it Good

I hate history, I hate reading, I hate the classics, and I especially hate ancient Greece. I did zero research whatsoever for this project and I have no respect for the source material or the field in general, and I’m very proud of that

#i think this is why i’ve always liked Hadestown but I hate those Hades/Persephone romance books #there’s a difference between making a play loosely based around an old myth #that incorporates existing mythology about Hades being the god of wealth/the ruler of the underworld and uses it to make a point #versus writing a romance novel and going NO ACTUALLY THIS IS TOTALLY WHAT THE ANCIENTS BELIEVED #EVERY HISTORIAN IN THE WORLD IS LYING TO YOU BECAUSE HISTORIANS HATE TRUE LOVE #this is also why I never minded kids’ series like the Percy Jackson books or that weird goddess high school AU #using Greek mythology as a framework to write a fun adventure story is cool!#but sitting there and going #UM these myths are Messed Up and hashtag Problematic and I rewrote them so now they’re Morally Okay to Like #is just obnoxious #basically #making not-necessarily-accurate-but-interesting mythology-inspired fiction is fine #but making stuff that attacks historians and archeologists #or spreads misinformation #or makes people feel bad for ever enjoying or wanting to study the original Problematic mythology #is just irritating.#anyway #classicsblr #greek mythology

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ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously · 3 months

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This week's Discord Prompt!

JJK X OHSHC

Find @cocoabell drawing here

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ursamajori · 1 year

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god i love being SOOO obnoxious about my ocs everyone should be 50% more obnoxious about their ocs right neow

#starspeak #get obnoxious (oc tag)#ttrpgs #my campaigns #edit: everything after these tags are from the og post— they’re just kinda me ranting but i don’t wanna get rid of them #due to the fact that it adds how fucking funny it is that this post got popular and it was just. me rambeling #anyways.#->#literally guy who gave their character a whole birthday week and is celebrating him that whole week #like girl he’s fake……..just kidding cas is real To Me #this is fully positive there is NO self deprecation here i’m being dead serious #also i’m celebrating all week to hide the fact that this is the busiest week of the year at my work #and i’m already sick so it’s gonna be downhill from here 🥲#casboy’s gotta get me through it ok #not Sick sick i just don’t feel well. at least tmrw is my day off i probably need Rest #oops didn’t mean to rant a bit here but oh well. happy birthday week cas

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beatcroc · 16 days

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#the catch is it just makes you weirder and worse #homestar runner #homestarrunner #hsr #i literally did this with my little sister also. not that cocomelon existed then ofc. but yaknow #i feel like unwavering dedication to hsr is my number 1 obnoxious 90's kid trait #bweeeaaahh

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nikolai-alexi · 1 year

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Orion: you know, Regulus, when I was your age—

Regulus: when you were my age you fucked your second cousin. take a step back, cousin-father.

#sassy regulus has my entire heart #pls just imagine him with obnoxious sunglasses on his hair in a bun and holding his hand up to stop orion from speaking #regulus black #evan rosier #james potter #barty crouch jr #dorcas meadowes #jegulus #marauders era #barty crouch junior #sirius black #marlene mckinnon #i have no excuse for this #not sure if anyone else will find this as funny as I did

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st-hedge · 18 days

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The stupid tictacs

#devil may cry #I keep accidentally opening this layer and cackling #so have them without the rest of the context #(which was my obnoxious amount of layers for a sketch)#idk if I should tw tag even when the blood is just comical #but anyway #tw blood

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charlesemersonwinchesteriii · 9 months

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"You know, I could hunker down at your place. Slither over and watch you eat cake." ⁠ —Crowley to Aziraphale in the Good Omens Lockdown special

#I'm HARDLY the only one who picked up on it in s1 of course I just love how it got made SUPER obvious now lmao #Good Omens Season 2 #Good Omens TV #Good Omens #ineffable husbands #also I'm STILL never over that line from the Lockdown audio like what the fuck. truly what the fuck. sicko thing to say.#hang on where's the post I made abt it #Crowziraphale #starky's original posts #anyways not to be obnoxious but it's so funny that this also happens to be a garashir thing. what were the odds.

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poisonpercy · 2 years

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The Chalice of the Gods except instead of Percy doing quests for gods in order to get recommendation letters, Poseidon shows up at New Rome and terrifies New Rome University’s admissions office

#gotta put that roman fear of neptune to good use #also i just think it would be funny #if poseidon involved himself in percy’s life #trying to be a good dad™ to his mortal son #but in the most obnoxiously god attempting to act like a mortal way possible #*percy gets into school b/c poseidon unknowingly scared the shit out of NRU admissions*#poseidon: this is great. i’m going to get a good grade in dad something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve #percy jackson #pjo poseidon #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #pjato #hoo #heroes of olympus #the chalice of the gods #pjoverse #riordanverse #skys post

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vaguely-concerned · 2 months

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bashir got so lucky in falling in impassioned surprise-simpatico homoerotic what-are-we-ness with a dude whose species considers mutual monologuing for hours at a time a love language. 'not only do I not want you to shut up; I in fact wish to join you in never shutting the fuck up. please tell me more of your thoughts on this subject so I can explain to you at length why you're wrong <3'

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theminecraftbee · 7 months

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gentle reminder for the fandom, since i've been noticing it in comments of decked out videos: backseat gaming typically isn't appreciated. telling the hermit to go to compass school is kind of annoying and not particularly constructive. telling the hermits to go check the underwater chest or the spider's den or whatever is spoilers, tango has directly asked you not to, you wouldn't want to make tango sad, would you? being like "lol how do you not know that yet" is rude, because the hermits aren't actually supposed to have watched any of the decked out development we have, and almost certainly haven't watched all the other hermits playing like we have.

even offering what you feel like is useful advice is normally going to be repetitive and unwanted instead of useful. yes, even if you've figured out a game meta the hermits don't seem to realize. yes, even if they're doing something really wrong or have the really wrong idea for how the game works. yes i KNOW the urge to explain the mechanic they're misunderstanding is strong. 99% of the time you should not do it.

if the hermit asks a question directly go ahead and answer the question! but if you weren't asked, don't say anything. don't be a backseat gamer.

#hermitcraft #decked out 2 #just. a trend i'm noticing #remember guys. it is obnoxious to get ten million unwanted advices and criticisms #if you can't figure out how to comment WITHOUT commenting the unwanted advices and criticisms (AND I GET IT I CAN BE BAD ABOUT THIS TOO)#just go ahead and refrain for the time being #most hermits have figured out if they're streaming runs they should be in emote-only by now so hopefully that continues

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machudson · 2 years

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this one Fucking woman on inaturalist seems to spam upload observations of this one kind of minnow to an insane degree. theyre clogging up the identify tab because nobody wants to confirm her observing one kind of minnow LITERALLY A HUNDRED TIMES IN ONE BEND OF A RIVER

WHO ASKED FOR THIS

#marine #is also the tag for freshwater fishes #inaturalist adventures #IMPORTANT NOTE since this has escaped containment:#within 24 hours of making this post my opinion on her did a solid 180 #i had thought she was obnoxious but now i revognize just how fucking experienced and committed she is #kim beartracker cabera if you see this ily

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carniferous · 3 months

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i don't dislike jily by any means but i will never take jily stans seriously bc why are you acting like "heterosexual couple that got married and had a baby straight out of high school" is the greatest love story ever told

#even putting aside the fact that this is the harry pottahs dead dads friend group fandom we're talking about... pls be serious #this is not about anyone i follow btw !!!! just the obnoxious anons i see my on the dash #dil.txt

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sketchupnfries · 1 year

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I recently finished playing the story mode of Jedi: Survivor, and man did I have a fun time! Cool seeing Cal's character develop over the course of these games. Felt like drawing some non-spoiler-y fanarts and the outfit I ended up having Cal in throughout the course of the game.

#fanart #star wars jedi survivor #jedi survivor #swjs #cal kestis #cal #bd 1 #respawn entertainment #sketches #also i made my lightsaber and blaster just the most obnoxious looking colors for fun #good to see my fave jedi boi again #star wars

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mishiami · 9 months

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seen a lot of fem skk lately thought i'd share my 15 fem skk designs

#you cant tell me fem dazai wouldnt be 1000x more obnoxiously smitten #like dazai is smitten but she's OPENLY smitten #gives chuuya a heart attack once every day #its her agenda #i have VIVID designs for fem skk through the years dont be surprised if i dump those at some point #i really like dazai looking basically the same in the mafia then trying out more feminine looks in her 2 years underground #its just a fun little thought #yk when people think about the soukoku reaction and hc chuuya as being shocked by dazai's eyes showing??#fem chuuya being quietly surprised and smitten when she walks into the dungeon and sees dazai with both eyes. different. feminine. HAPPY.#just food for thought #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #nakahara chuuya #chuuya nakahara #soukoku #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #fem skk #my art #fan art

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im-a-goddamn-cat · 1 year

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really wish that aroaces who don't want a partner of ANY kind were included more and not thrown under the bus constantly

#literally so obnoxious how qprs and etc. are like such a prominent focus #ppl who dont want any sort of relationship just get erased constantly #meowing #aro #aromantic #ace #asexual #aroace #aromantic asexual #aqueerplatonic #aspec #aspec tag #nonamorous

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ambrozjas · 2 months

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hiiii could i request sfw sleeping w/ dallas or just relaxing w him in bed 😛

“can you, like, crank your body temperature lower? you’re like a fuckin’ furnace.” a thick new york accent hit your ears, an accent that could belong to someone no other than dallas winston. despite his snarky comments and jabs, he had you snug against his side with an arm wrapped around you and his head turned to the side, his one act of compliance. he knew you hated when he blew smoke in your face.

“i’m not a robot, dal.” you stated calmly, your eyes still closed as you didn’t feel him stiffen under you. if he really had a problem with it, he would’ve shoved you off a while ago.

he simply huffed. you hummed as it got quiet for a bit, the only noise radiating off of the small television in the front of your room as it played an old recording of ‘the andy griffith show’, which dallas only sat through because you liked it so much.

even though he had claimed to hate the show, it never failed to have him sat in front of the tv with his eyes glued to the screen. he claimed it was because, “there’s nothin’ to do ‘round here” but you knew dally. that was just a ruse, another way of accepting a part of you into his life slowly but surely, breaking down the walls he had so carefully placed after sylvia had penetrated them with her unfaithful behavior.

dallas always had an itch, an itch he could never scratch. he wasn’t sure what for or how this itch developed. all he knew was that he needed to scratch it. one way to look at it is; just like someone who couldn’t put sunscreen on their back, dallas could never reach this itch. no matter how much he smoked or stole or got thrown in the cooler, he could never scratch it.

dally could also never shut up.

“at least change this thing? i can’t stand watching—“

you groaned and flipped over out of his grasp, covering your ears and returning back to your fetal position as he chuckled. dallas liked making you tick. it was like a dog cocking its head at a strange noise, he watched you with intense eyes as he studied your facial expressions. dal always took mental notes, even if you didn’t think he did.

dallas leaned back against the assortment of pillows you had displayed on your bed, eyes still glued to you and a smile still evident on his face. maybe you could scratch this itch that dallas always craves to scratch, maybe you can complete the empty space that remained in him. maybe he’d actually give you a chance, he thought.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ stip because why do i always add these metaphors that don’t maje sense in my writng

kiss kiss ˗ˏˋ꒰ 🍒 ꒱

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