steve: how do you feel about children?

eddie: uh, they’re okay, I guess. I mean, if I saw one on the street I wouldn’t throw a rock at them. 

steve: why would you throw a rock at a child. 

eddie: I just said I wouldn’t.

Steve: I love murder mysteries

Eddie, trying to impress Steve: I've been a suspect in four murder cases

Murray looking at Eddie and Steve while they shamelessly flirt: Jesus Christ another one

steddie in a nutshell

Incorrect Steddie 8/?

Steve, has a seizure and passes out

Steve, wakes up in the hospital

Steve, immediately clocking the worry on Eddie’s face and unable to look away

Steve, forcing a smile: “sorry for being so dramatic. I was just bored and wanted out of the house.”

Eddie, making a choked sound

Eddie, glancing at Dustin who has very red eyes

Eddie: “you know you could have just asked me to take you on a drive.”

Steve, snorting: “we do that all the time. I wanted something different. This car made a cool noise.”

Dustin: “Seriously, Steve?”

Steve, pouting: “I just wanted to go in the wee-woo wagon.”

Steve: Hey babe, what do you think I should wear? Red shirt or black shirt?

Eddie: Hmmm, I don’t know. You’ll look good in whatever you decide.

Steve: Well thank you but I’m having a hard time deciding so I was hoping you could pick.

Eddie: Either way you’re going to be the prettiest one at the party. Babe I love you so much

Steve: no,no I love you too and I know you think I’m pretty. And this isn’t a test, I just. Which shirt would you prefer to see me in tonight?

Eddie: I prefer you just the way you are

Steve: Oh my god. Hey Rob, red or black shirt

Robin: Black the red makes you look like a bitch

Steve: Thank you

Robin: No problem

[Steddie textpost]

They have been dating for a year, Steve almost dumps him for it

Steve: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Eddie: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Steve: That one. I want that one.

Eddie: Hey Steve, I’m going to the store can I get you anything?

Steve: My will to live. 

Eddie: The kids are at school, but I’m picking them up later-

ROBIN: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Eddie recently. STEVE: No, Rob, it's not what it looks like, I swear. ROBIN: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous? STEVE: No! You’re the only one for me. ROBIN: Is that so? STEVE: I promise! Eddie and I are just dating, okay? He’s my boyfriend. ROBIN: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved? STEVE: You are still my one and only best friend! He’s just the love of my life, nothing more! ROBIN: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right? STEVE: Of course bro! ROBIN: Bro... EDDIE: What the-

Eddie: Hey, babe, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds?

Steve: Yes?

Eddie: Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days.

Steve: Fuck.

Eddie: It's gonna be a fun week!

Steve: I'm going to Robin's house.

Eddie: Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health, motherfucker.

*Steve standing with Robin & Nancy, waiting on Eddie*

Robin: you look so cute holding those roses waiting for your boyfriend

Steve: i don’t look cute i look cool

Robin: awww and you even have a little bow tie on your little suit, so formal so cute all for eddie

Steve: *throws roses on the ground* THIS IS WHY I DONT GO ON DOUBLE DATES WITH YOU, ROBIN.

Robin:

Nancy:

Steve: *picks them up, clearing his throat as Eddie approaches*

Steve: hi, babe, i got these flowers for you

Eddie: you look really cute tonight

Steve, a superstitious jock who just realized he’s only won fights in his Scoops uniform: I’m telling you Robin, it’s science

Robin: how are slutty sailor uniforms going to help us beat Vecna?

Steve: what were you wearing when you cracked the Russian code?

Robin: oh shit

Kas!Eddie: *immediately passes out when he sees season 3 babygirl Steve come into the upside down*

Incorrect Steddie 7/?